Kid Rock offers 50% d******* on festival as he struggles to sell tickets

You love to see it

He should be paying people to see him

But this man hosted the most successful Superbowl Alternative Half Time Show of all time!

No handouts! They should pull themselves up by the bootstraps to pay full price.

Free tickets still too much for this garbarge music. He should be paying Americans 5k a pop to attend his terrorist rally. Lol. What a loser.

Maybe he can sell some to the AI people in the Dodge tea party commercials.

One of the best descriptions of Kid Rock I’ve seen is *Jesus of Methlehem*.

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Has he asked trump?

Meanwhile, Bad Bunny's world tour is sold out...

Maybe you should have a place for people to sell the copper wire / catalytic converters/ and meth that your clientele are known to have instead of money there Bob Ritchie

Here's the thing - Kid Rock fell into the category of "music you secretly kinda like but don't really talk about it." Most regular people could bounce their heads to a Kid Rock song and even be fine with seeing him live in some type of festival or tour with multiple bands. When he was just being a dude that wants to just play rock music all night, most people (yes, even left-leaning liberal people) were fine with it. But then he had to hitch his wagon directly to Donald Trump, attack Budweiser for an innocuous ad campaign, and ultimately make himself a complete pariah to about 2/3rds of the population. This festival normally would be selling tickets regularly like any other festival, he'd make money, have fun on stage, and then everyone would go home happy. But nope, he just HAD to link himself to Trump, and now he's in freefall. He deserves every bit of it for being stupid enough to think it would make him more popular to do this when most artists know connecting yourself to Trump can really f*** your career up. Ask "The Piano Guys" how doing something for the Trump Administration goes for your career. Spoiler: their videos on YouTube went from getting millions of hits to almost nothing overnight.

I’ll keep my 100% d*******, thanks.

We call this the "negotiation" phase...... Acceptance comes soon.

To quote the title of Rick Wilson's book... Everything Trump touches dies.

Tell you what Kid Rock, you pay me and I'll come see you. Then I won't show up.

In my 37 years, I have only met one person who actively listened to kid rock.

And he will blame Gavin Newsom…for some reason.

Some rich person should pull a 50¢ and buy out all the remaining tickets so it's empty.

Half a turd is still a piece of shit.

Wasn’t his whole schtick like 10 years ago, that he was the one of the only artists still offering 20$ tickets and 5$ beers? How the mighty have fallen.

“In his latest push to sell out the shows, he has cut ticket prices in half, citing rising transportation costs across America.” How did that happen?

The thing about bandwagon fans is that they jump off just as quick as they jump on.

He'd have to pay me like 10,000 dollars to show up. I would show up for that much just to have a laugh.

Maybe he should reduce them by 1500% like Trump did with drugs.

Maybe the helicopters can buy tickets

Couldn't pay me to go

So much for culture wars... So all those gop people telling me dei were the ones preventing the success of artists like kid rock and that everyone hated woke and that now it would all be over... Seems to me, people like what people like and the "cancel culture" from woke people is just them standing for what their morals are and you can't force wokes to spend money on something they don't want to.

I say this without any sort of political bias Kid rock is the antichrist of music. He is the opposite of music. His shit was cooked up in a lab in a manner that has been scientifically calculated to be the most souless, bland, god-awful garbage barely fit for human ears. The whole MAGA thing just is the enormous cherry ontop of the shit-cake.

Music for those who have tattoos of their children’s names and not custody.

Go fash, lose cash

I don’t think people would go even if it was free. These ppl are so delusional.

Since when is Kid Rock a "country star"?

There is no amount of money you could pay me to willingly sit through a KR show. Seriously I’d rather remove my own appendix.

“he has cut ticket prices in half, citing rising transportation costs across America.” And *why* did those costs go up?

Give it a week. He'll be doing BOGO. Kid Rock is what Dollar General would be if it were a person.

He looks like Jeff Foxworthy in the image for the site.

I wouldn’t go if it was free

Mofucker's starting to morph into Jed Clampett

Looks like ernest p whirl

If you get free tickets, you’ve paid too much

This is great news

I don’t think you could do a 120% off

Ahahha ha ahahahaa… oh bummer

Maybe he should lower the prices by 500% like his handler did with our Rx drugs /s

The kid has hit rock bottom

God I would hate it if I was one of the few that bought it full price only for him to slash tickets in half weeks later.

Play stupid games and you win stupid prizes

The Mike Lindell of hip-hop.

He’s also accepting payment in insulated or exposed copper wire.

This is the guy they SWORE was better than Bad Bunny.

I guess Russia isn’t buying as many tickets these days since Trump decided to attack their allies in the Middle East.

Politics aside, his music sucks.

Trailer Park Fest

I wouldn't go if he paid me.

Hahahahaha what an absolute f****** joke

He couldn't pay me to go...

If he would have just pretended not to be a POS, I would probably see him cuz I grew up listening to him with my bio-dad. I imagine a lot of people are in that boat. But absolutely not now

Oh go Kick rocks Kid

looking like Dr Phil McGraw on Ozempic

You couldn't pay me to go for under ,oh say, a million.  Who am I kidding. I'd go as low as 350k. At least my house would be paid off

Having seen Kid Rock live, back in 2004 before he decided to publicly fellate Trump, my advice is for people to spend their money at SixFlags instead because they can watch one of those rock n roll revue shows between rides which is more or less the same thing.

Eat Trump’s $hit. 

It would be hilarious for a bunch of people to go in drag and just party hard and chomp over his shitty set.

We can’t afford to go to the dentist or to eat, Kid, let alone festivals. Plus you’re a gigantic pile of shit human being, so it kind of works out sorta.

They could be free and they still wouldn’t be worth it. 

Maybe he should go get a whaaa burger and some French cries

I’d pay 10 bucks to see him if I could throw rotten tomatoes at him

I wouldn’t go if he paid for the flight to boot !!

Ship 🚢 is sinking

I’m surprised he could sell tickets after 2006

Yeah… no thanks

I actually hear they’re PAYING protes—I mean people to attend!!

I’d go for if he’s willing to pay to be seat filler. My rate is $20k a day or $50k for the entire festival plus travel and meal expenses.

How bout 50% of my boot in his ass..

Just go down with the ship…..

Well no shit. His tickets are more expensive than Taylor Swift’s era tour tickets were initially.

This is somehow Bad Bunny's fault.

Kid Rock, Kid Rock, is that you? no one's buying tickets, what am I gonna do?

It must be some kind of feeling to be at the absolute peak in popularity at one point and then now offering discounts to your music festival. I hope he has the day he deserves.

There’s only so many times you can sit through watching a 50+ year old sing “American Badass.” His discography aged like almond milk without preservatives.

Ugh I’d rather go hang out in a parking lot with Juggalos.

The free market at work

Kid Rock looks like Dr Phil on ozempic in that picture.

Bob done fucked up

I'd pay money to not see Kid Rock

Everyone say it with me now... EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES DIES In this case I'm not sad to see Kid Rock's career be his latest victim.

I would pay 100 bucks to not go to a Kid Rock concert.