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chimarya Mar 28, 2026 +739

Same thought here - the champagne is awaiting.

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ComradeJohnS Mar 28, 2026 +72

why is that NSFW? lol.

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RojoTheMighty Mar 28, 2026 +76

To be fair, he is not safe for work/life/democracy and pictures of him are off-putting (at best). The NSFW tag seems appropriate.

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NobodysLoss1 Mar 28, 2026 +13

Good take.

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NobodysLoss1 Mar 28, 2026 +12

No idea. I've never seen anything remote NSFW posted there.

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Crusty_Vato Mar 28, 2026 +6

Because we’re all taking the next couple days off to celebrate? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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gangreen424 Mar 29, 2026 +7

Dude, I have never joined a sublistnook faster. Thank you for sharing.

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NobodysLoss1 Mar 29, 2026 +4

Let us all go there, that day, and join in sincere appreciation, sharing our ways of showing how deeply we are moved!

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mike-deadmonton Mar 29, 2026 +8

Stop teasing, can last year's with dementia

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richyyoung Mar 28, 2026 +16

I’m gonna cum so hard when it happens

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Winter-Huntsman Mar 28, 2026 +19

I have a bottle sitting on the shelf ready for the day it happens.

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IntelligentBath9202 Mar 28, 2026 +11

I have a closet section full of rum & Refrigerator full of Limes to make Mai Tai’s for my Neighborhood

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Intelligent-Screen-3 Mar 29, 2026 +2

I've never drank a day in my life, but if there was ever an occasion... Shit idk. Might have to drop by the CVS on that hallowed day.

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jenny_905 Mar 28, 2026 +5

Got a bottle with his name on it, Jim Lahey style. We're getting drunk that night, big time.

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peaceproject Mar 29, 2026 +5

We are giving the entire company a paid day off. If it is early morning, it’s the day of. If it is afternoon or in the evening, it’s the next day.

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mobileagnes Mar 29, 2026 +2

And if it happens on a day the company's not scheduled to come into work (major holiday or weekends if you don't work those days)?

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peaceproject Mar 29, 2026 +2

It’s a bonus PTO day to use at their discretion.

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bruzdnconfuzd Mar 28, 2026 +25

I have a bottle of 2022 Abraxas beer that I am saving for that one special headline.

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candis_stank_puss Mar 28, 2026 +30

And I've got a 2022 bottle of Jergens at the ready because when he finally kicks off I'm going to be in such a state of euphoria that I'll want to do nothing else but lay about and man handle my ham candle for at least a week straight.

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ResponsibleSail5802 Mar 29, 2026 +4

ha ha ha ha ham candle!!

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CleverJsNomDePlume Mar 28, 2026 +6

Respect.

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ToughCareer4293 Mar 28, 2026 +5

So 💀 right now! You’re words have painted a picture in my mind that I won’t ever forget. My husband and I (gay) are in tears, laughing.

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herehaveaname2 Mar 28, 2026 +9

We have a few good bottles from Side Project that are just....waiting.

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bruzdnconfuzd Mar 28, 2026 +21

It reminds me of the quote that starts the song “Ooh La La” by Run the Jewels: “One day the long fought battle between humanity and the forces of greed and division will end, and on that day, finally free, we will throw a motherfucking party.” -ancient proverb… probably

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IHaveNoEgrets Mar 29, 2026 +2

I've got "When That Man is Dead and Gone," Lizzy and the Triggermen performance, cued up for it!

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bruzdnconfuzd Mar 29, 2026 +2

Never heard it before, but I’m gonna check it out now. In return, I’d recommend “Masters of War” by Bob Dylan, but sung by anyone other than Bob Dylan. I personally prefer [this performance by Eddie Vedder.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=dwa2jK0xglk&list=RDdwa2jK0xglk&start_radio=1&pp=ygUObWFzdGVycyBvZiB3YXKgBwE%3D) The whole song is frustratingly relevant to our modern times, but the crux of it is the very last verse.

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Chieferdareefer Mar 28, 2026 +19

I got that c**** shit just for his c**** ass. Korbel. He aint worth shit but $11 champaign. If that.

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howdiditallgosowrong Mar 28, 2026 +4

Gonna walz in to the nearest store and buy myself a can of cheapest credit record lager.

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aarkwilde Mar 28, 2026 +8

You have to treat yourself right.

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mrtlmrtl Mar 28, 2026 +9

Got a bottle of Costco’s Kirkland chilling here.

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I_like_baseball90 Mar 28, 2026 +7

I bought a 350 dollar bottle of bourbon that gets opened on the day of the magical event. It's coming.

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c4upinhisbhole Mar 28, 2026 +9

I’ve been considering whether I will break my 6+ years of sobriety when it happens. Sounds like a good time but knowing I have zero control once I start I’d probably off myself trying to match what my tolerance was right before I got sober. Edit: I appreciate all the words of encouragement from y’all. I’ll keep on keeping on and not let that demon back in my life.

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Junior-Lychee2755 Mar 28, 2026 +21

Don't do it. The POS isn't worth it, dead or alive. 14 months sober here, and I won't let that piece of human garbage alter my course.

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chimarya Mar 28, 2026 +20

Congratulations - You'll be on a natural high anyways so don't loose control because of this dingleberry's dingleberry. Buy yourself the best craft soda you can find and toast with the rest of us. Future cheers!

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Kingdok313 Mar 28, 2026 +11

My plan involves some tasty Non-Alcoholic IPA’s. I too have come a long way from my drunk days, and I’m not going to let that go over one dead shitlord. My wife, kids, neighbors, etc will all be lubricated/medicated as much as they want to be, but I’ll be running the grill with my sober buddy across the street and loving every minute.

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NobodysLoss1 Mar 28, 2026 +9

The dead man isn't worth your sobriety. Get something you really like--farm prime rib, or fancy dessert, whatever-- and over-indulge.

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Hjemmelsen Mar 28, 2026 +11

Nah man. Not worth it. Get a nice cake instead.

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BoredomFestival Mar 28, 2026 +6

Sounds like you've worked hard at it. Keep on keeping yourself healthy -- don't let this worthless piece of shit get you back on a bad track.

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sec713 Mar 28, 2026 +5

I'm going to stay dry and set off some fireworks instead.

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nosungdeeptongs Mar 28, 2026 +3

It won’t do the same thing for you anymore. The associated feelings you remember are actually more closely tied to the cessation of withdrawal than the direct affects of your DOC. If it’s alcohol, you will feel sedated and guilty, not a sense of relief and relaxation. Staying the course is always the better option for your short-term and long-term wellbeing :) from someone who had to do way too much first-hand learning

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IthinkImnutz Mar 28, 2026 +2

There are so many ways to treat yourself and celebrate once this POS takes the express elevator down. Take someone close to you out for a really nice meal. Buy some high quality chocolates or other sweats that you like. Have a nice cigar if that's your thing. Take a day off of work and just sit on your ass watching whatever TV or movies you like.

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I_Am_Become_Air Mar 29, 2026 +2

May I suggest the largest ice cream sundae, made from the best Ben & Jerry's flavors, a can of the REAL milk whip cream, and the best maraschino cherries available at the super market? Slather that monster in hot fudge and caramel.

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hangryvegan Mar 29, 2026 +2

Join me in putting on a fireworks show!

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NoLawsDrinkingClawz Mar 29, 2026 +2

Off the drink for over a year now, but I got some nice thc gummies for that day. I'm gonna be stoned off my ass swinging in a hammock.

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real_p3king Mar 29, 2026 +3

Just curious what you are planning to drink. I'm torn between a nice bottle of Veuve Cliquot and the last bit of Pappy van Winkle 20 I have in the basement.

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Tribe303 Mar 29, 2026 +3

A friend gave me a 26oz bottle of nice whisky for a housewarming gift 10 years ago, and I have not opened it yet. (not a big drinker). I'm saving that for Trump's demise now. 🍾

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Kdot32 Mar 28, 2026 +2

I use the phrase, “gonna throw something on the grill” for a lot of things. But that day i will barbecue of biblical proportions

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stoolsample2 Mar 29, 2026 +2

I stopped drinking years ago for no real reason. But I’m gonna start again when it finally happens.

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Quadrenaro Mar 28, 2026 +119

Thats how clickbait works.

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-jp- Mar 28, 2026 +155

I don't get why Daily Beast is allowed on this sub. All their articles are vapid shit like this. They're paywalled. And if you bypass that, it invariably turns out the article is worthless.

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parc Mar 28, 2026 +40

Daily beast, daily mail, and Newsweek make up 90+% of the posts. It makes the group nearly useless. Sigh, Guardian, not daily mail.

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UltraJake Mar 28, 2026 +10

Even worse, people rush to repost every article so the front page ends up cluttered with the same news from like 4 different sites. You have to scroll for a bit only to conclude that about three things have happened for the day.

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Bobll7 Mar 28, 2026 +13

I think they own Listnook or vice versa. I hate the Daily Beast.

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warm_kitchenette Mar 28, 2026 +11

And frequently the daily beast article is a short summary of a much better and longer article from a reputable publisher. But that link is rarely seen here.

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one_last_cow Mar 28, 2026 +13

Real article: Iran Denies Claim that Peace Talks Are Progressing DB: Humiliated Trump MELTS DOWN after LIES ARE EXPOSED

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Maoleficent Mar 28, 2026 +9

I block anyone who posts DB - the articles rarely live up the headlines anyway.

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YourmomgoestocolIege Mar 28, 2026 +6

I block and hide every user that post articles from Daily Beast, but its seems they are a hydra and 2 more appear the next day

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one_last_cow Mar 28, 2026 +3

They're a tabloid. Search the word "humiliated" on their site and you'll see a hit in an article title almost every single day. It's almost a 100% accurate tell that an article is written by them

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5litergasbubble Mar 28, 2026 +2

I like that they always point out his age in their titles, but thats about all i like about them

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airfryerfuntime Mar 28, 2026 +22

Daily Beast does this shit all the time. They need to be banned.

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SMIrving Mar 28, 2026 +14

Yea, the humiliation isn't news. He is a worldwide humiliation.

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flindersrisk Mar 28, 2026 +4

The day he doesn’t commit a humiliating act will be the day we eagerly anticipate. He’ll be dead.

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WhatDoADC Mar 28, 2026 +5

I don't want to wish death on anyone, but when he actually dies the entire world is going to celebrate. That's going to be Trump's legacy. Criminal, liar, pedophile, worst president in US history, most hated man on the planet.

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ScalieBoi42 Mar 28, 2026 +8

I just telegrammed this to a friend: *The one headline we're all waiting for. The sound of Champaign corks popping will be deafening*

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-jp- Mar 28, 2026 +9

It's like that Russian joke: the obituary we're all waiting to read will be on the front page.

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chemo92 Mar 28, 2026 +17

For the uninitiated A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away. After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "why do you always look at the cover but never inside?" "I'm looking for an obituary." "An obituary? But those are in the back!" "Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."

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masterhogbographer Mar 28, 2026 +4

The whole “Trump, 79” as a headline has really become a thing the last couple weeks I’ve noticed Totally on purpose to grab your attention.

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Hyperica Mar 28, 2026 +6

Sigh... My celebratory chocolate stout remains unimbibed for another day.

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Commercial-Fix-9916 Mar 28, 2026 +4

I was like.. don't threaten me with good times. :D

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whenijusthavetopost Mar 28, 2026 +2

A few months ago they started adding his age to every headline.

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Roll-Roll-Roll Mar 28, 2026 +2

Daily Beast headlines always disappoint

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Monolingual-----Beta Mar 29, 2026 +2

You just got SLAMMED and are now in a PANIC. ...though you aren't alone.

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Mountain_Reveal7849 Mar 28, 2026 +4

I was ready to drink my entire margarita straight.

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Tyrunea Mar 28, 2026 +3

Same.... one day

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Son_of_Kong Mar 28, 2026 +2

Why is every single headline about him starting with his age recently? All it does is get my hopes up.

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overfloaterx Mar 28, 2026 +7

The DB has been doing this in every headline for the past 6 months, with very few exceptions. They're committed to the bit. They've just been getting more traction in r/politics lately.

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the_tanooki Mar 28, 2026 +2

This is the daily beast. If they didn't exaggerate for clicks, I might shit myself.

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Antique-Front-3774 Mar 28, 2026 +1914

Problem is that he doesn't have shame.

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Machiavvelli3060 Mar 28, 2026 +343

There's a quote I remember from the movie *Witness*: "You shame yourself." No one can force you to feel ashamed. Our president appears immune to it.

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peeja Mar 29, 2026 +1

Shame and humiliation aren't the same thing. Shame is feeling bad about something you've done, or something you are. It's a judgement of yourself. Humiliation is the feeling that *other* people think less of you. Trump lowkey feels that at all times. It's one of the main drivers of his behavior.

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B-Z_B-S Mar 28, 2026 +438

Even sociopaths and narcissists can feel humiliation. They just *really* struggle to process it in a healthy way. It's why Trump tore down the East Wing of the White House last No Kings day.

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bigsmokaaaa Mar 28, 2026 +119

It's technically what drives him I think

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jaferrer1 Mar 29, 2026 +62

Spite is the driving force of MAGA

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AnticPosition Mar 28, 2026 +68

Somebody must've have told him it was the Left Wing.

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ATERLA Mar 29, 2026 +1

Nice

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Martag02 Mar 29, 2026 +10

So is he going to bulldoze the West Wing this time?

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Thagyr Mar 29, 2026 +1

There's a whole list of monuments and history he can erase out of spite.

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Solitaire20X6 Mar 28, 2026 +86

Correct. Even the smallest shred of humanity would've forced any other POTUS to apologize and resign by now, for any of a dozen or more things. But he is the Nazi, Donald John Trump, and in his mind, a flawless living god. He is malice incarnate.

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altogethernow Mar 28, 2026 +56

No, but he IS obsessed with image and ratings. Most of his life has been a desperate attempt to win approval of "the cool kids" (other millionaires) who always saw him as a vile, classless idiot. He won't change, but he can sit and stew in the truth: you will never be cool, donald, and your daddy will NEVER love you.

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JaleyHoelOsment Mar 29, 2026 +1

sounds like you could be describing Elon as well. maybe that’s why they are “friends”

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Chimie45 Mar 29, 2026 +6

I hate to break it to you, but when you're president, you get to play ball with the other millionaires and billionaires. Musk, Zuckerberg, Bezos, they're all there with him now.

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Devistator Mar 29, 2026 +2

It is less of shame, and more of anger. When he sees people who don't respect and kiss is ass, he shits his diaper.

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kaiserkeller_ Mar 28, 2026 +1444

A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away. After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "why do you always look at the cover but never inside?" "I'm looking for an obituary." "An obituary? But those are in the back!" "Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."

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TheFrustratedPastor Mar 28, 2026 +219

I tell this joke a lot right now.

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PhysicsSaysNo Mar 29, 2026 +23

Same. Literally told it this morning.

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Things_with_Stuff Mar 29, 2026 +15

What is Pravda?

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Everythings_Fucked Mar 29, 2026 +40

It was the state newspaper of the USSR

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TalkToMyFriend Mar 29, 2026 +17

Pravda translates to Truth

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flodur1966 Mar 29, 2026 +27

And that’s no coincidence. The Pravda was meant to spread alternative facts just as Truth social is. Trump reuses many ideas of previous dictators around the world.

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gaslacktus Mar 29, 2026 +1

Turns out that the political ideology that goes out of its way to show disdain for the arts and humanities has a really hard time managing the creativity to come up with new ideas on its own.

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adidassamba Mar 29, 2026 +7

Fox News

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truffle_shuffle Mar 28, 2026 +35

Why would someone buy a newspaper when they can read the cover headlines for free?

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GTdspDude Mar 28, 2026 +126

Because it’s a joke

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Ethenil_Myr Mar 28, 2026 +19

Maybe the shop has them folded?

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EINFACH_NUR_DAEMLICH Mar 29, 2026 +9

Doing that without paying is pretty rude 😔

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CarefullyWatched Mar 29, 2026 +7

cause they fucked up the joke

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Tipnfloe Mar 28, 2026 +110

This headline was close

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Worth-Cupcake-1714 Mar 28, 2026 +637

Bro why did they even include the age? I thought the m*********** was dead

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2much2Jung Mar 28, 2026 +269

Daily Beast always put it in the headline. I think they are trying to emphasise how old he is, plus lots of outlets did similar things for Biden.

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david4069 Mar 28, 2026 +31

I'd prefer that they just referred to him the the past tense all the time. Instead of listing his age in the middle of the headlines, end them with "... He was 79."

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dat_oracle Mar 28, 2026 +22

it's bait. literally just bait to get your focus on the headline

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wrosecrans Mar 28, 2026 +56

Because we listened to four straight years of "Biden Old" stories from mainstream news. But all of the news orgs that constantly reported about the age of the President immediately stopped when Trump took power. Biden was also 79 in 2021, and that was treated as a matter of national concern. Trump is falling asleep in meetings and confabulating half of what he says, so Daily Beast made it a matter of house style to note his age with every story.

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Mindless-Peak-1687 Mar 29, 2026 +3

Half is very generous.

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Anonymoosehead123 Mar 28, 2026 +43

He’s like a cockroach who can survive a nuclear war. I wouldn’t be surprised if this dumb ass is revealed to be immortal. He was elderly, obese and had the diet of a 13 y/o boy, and he survived Covid twice. It’s infuriating.

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keskeskes1066 Mar 28, 2026 +21

Sorry, I misread that as Trump dieted on 13 year old boys. It was shocking, but not terribly unexpected.

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NobodysLoss1 Mar 28, 2026 +5

Not implausible.

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Anonymoosehead123 Mar 28, 2026 +4

Definitely!

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Kaidanovsky Mar 29, 2026 +2

Close. They were infants that they were feeding according to Epstein files.

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TesticularButtBruise Mar 28, 2026 +15

They SHOULD include the age. How much f****** noise did these pricks make about Biden being "too old"

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Tirras Mar 28, 2026 +7

If you didn't hear fireworks and billions across the globe rejoice in unison, the man isn't dead yet.

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clefairy17 Mar 29, 2026 +6

I believe that the most upvoted post in the history of listnook will be the Big Beautiful Obituary post

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BansheeTwin350 Mar 28, 2026 +12

Same. I got excited.

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Valuable-Condition59 Mar 28, 2026 +8

Because people will read and click due to that.

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tehwagn3r Mar 28, 2026 +5

That's why. Clickbait.

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trade-craft Mar 28, 2026 +92

A worldwide humiliation? He doesn't care. He and his cronies are making billions and are above the law. Does it look like he's losing or humiliated in any way?

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AHugeHildaFan Mar 28, 2026 +15

I mean the fact he's shitting in a diaper all the time is pretty humiliating.

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trade-craft Mar 28, 2026 +16

He really doesn't care. He is winning. He can do whatever he wants and no one is stopping him. He is making a f****** fortune through corruption and intimidation, and literally starting illegals wars, killing people and committing war crimes. Nothing is humiliating him.

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Jamizon1 Mar 28, 2026 +41

It won’t phase him one bit. He’s a narcissist. He hasn’t a clue when it’s time to f*** off. That’s the message, and he doesn’t get it. The world hates him and us. Good going shit bird.

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CntrllrDscnnctd Mar 28, 2026 +31

I see “suffers” and I’m always disappointed it’s the wrong context

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snackerooryan Mar 28, 2026 +64

no pedos!

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Imaginary-Ad-7919 Mar 28, 2026 +40

If he wants the crown so badly, he might want to stop tripping over it.

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Pristine-Ad74 Mar 28, 2026 +13

Oh he's got the crown! He's just wearing no clothes!!

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SirPonderer Mar 28, 2026 +91

Next year, it'll be a full nationwide protest against the Trump administration. He's losing a lot of his own base

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sfree809 Mar 28, 2026 +52

thank god but not quick enough and not the hard core magas.

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RhondaTheHonda Mar 28, 2026 +26

I’d like to think that is true, but I’m not seeing it. I was a Republican until Trump came along. While I had many Republican friends, the ones who were opposed to Trump back in 2016 are still anti-Trump. The ones who went MAGA are blinded by their sycophancy. I’m only aware of 2 people who changed. One MAGA I know personally has become neutral. One Democrat I know has become MAGA (because he was so anti-Kamala.

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stilettopanda Mar 29, 2026 +8

I’m in the rural south. Many of the MAGA are turning here. Even someone who had told me in the past that “you couldn’t be Christian and be a democrat” and was 100% blind party loyalty and in full support of Trump.

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RhondaTheHonda Mar 29, 2026 +5

I’m in the rural south as well. Outside of my social media circles the closest I’ve seen to MAGA support waning in my area are a few people who haven’t replaced the Trump flags that are waving in their yards (after the ones they had basically disintegrated from the elements). Granted, I recognize that the rural south is not a monolith. I can only speak to my experience and observations.

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wall_up Mar 29, 2026 +9

It's changing fast, but looks subtle. I've had several life long republicans I know tell me they are done with trump in the last couple weeks. One of them texted me today at the start of the no kings protest locally to tell me he supported what I was doing there. New days are on the horizon.

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lavequiasignora Mar 29, 2026 +3

Once he brings us to the brink of the third world war, his downfall will be imminent. Because, hello?... that's Armageddon.

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PlatinumKanikas Mar 28, 2026 +4

This is not true at all.

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crazybones Mar 28, 2026 +53

This title only needs one quote mark and one less capital letter as in: 'king Trump, 79, Suffers Another Worldwide Humiliation.

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-jp- Mar 28, 2026 +16

I'd actually respect Daily Beast more if they started consistently referring to him as "That F****** Guy."

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Radically-Peaceful Mar 28, 2026 +42

Daily**click**beast headline

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Bulky_Jellyfish9012 Mar 29, 2026 +12

Electing a businessman who judges everything by money was the beginning of a great disaster. The United States is gradually declining.

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TheAwfulHouse Mar 28, 2026 +8

He is a f****** worldwide humiliation

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call-lee-free Mar 29, 2026 +7

The issue is he's still gonna do dumb shit. I'm happy that millions turned out today for the protests but tomorrow, its back to the daily grind. We are not outraged enough.

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Danni_Les Mar 29, 2026 +9

He doesn't suffer humiliation - you have to have a soul for that to happen.

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SoggyBoysenberry7703 Mar 29, 2026 +6

I’m tired of the daily beast baiting us

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fx-hunt Mar 28, 2026 +6

Don’t call him king, even ironically. It’s what he wants.

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meddit_rod Mar 28, 2026 +11

He does not appear to suffer from his many humiliations.

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iamtheowlman Mar 29, 2026 +10

You know what the funny thing is? I'm Canadian. I actually *have* a king. We don't like him much (though he's starting to grow on us), but he doesn't have a fraction of the amount of power that your President has. For the most part, the worst he can do is force an election. Your guy can start wars.

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whittlingcanbefatal Mar 28, 2026 +4

People with no shame cannot be humiliated.

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charavaka Mar 29, 2026 +5

It's time for the world to send landing parties to spread democracy in USA.

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adam_s_r Mar 29, 2026 +5

When isn’t he embarrassing himself?

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tinyE1138 Mar 28, 2026 +18

Wow, that's a lot of crisis actors! 😋

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BaconISgoodSOGOOD Mar 28, 2026 +4

Mr. Worldwide. Dial it (I know, it’s dale, but I like dial it better).

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Omega_art Mar 28, 2026 +3

Not possible he is incapable of feeling humiliation.

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MaximusHomerdrive Mar 28, 2026 +5

This has to end soon. It has to.

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wildmaninid Mar 29, 2026 +4

Every day he wakes up and it's a humiliation

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rglazner Mar 29, 2026 +4

You can only humiliate people with shame. There is no indication that Trump has felt any humility at all in any way whatsoever. He has not been humiliated. These headlines are stupid as hell.

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narcowake Mar 29, 2026 +4

He doesn’t care , negativity doesn’t affect him unless it threatens his income and power

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ChampionOfdimlight Mar 28, 2026 +10

Clickbait

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oldqwertybastrd Mar 28, 2026 +10

Can we ban this over-sensationalized rag already?

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Cleveland5teamer Mar 28, 2026 +6

NGL, I appreciate people from other countries participating in the No Kings protest.

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JiveChicken00 Mar 28, 2026 +3

Humiliation requires shame, which he does not possess.

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TehLordAdmiral Mar 28, 2026 +3

Won't be long. He'll either die of a coronary or someone will do it for him

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EarlJWJones Mar 28, 2026 +3

Bruising his ego is the best way to defeat him.

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Teamfreshcanada Mar 29, 2026 +3

Didn't see Canada mentioned in the article. Rest assured, the 65% of Canadians loathe Trump.

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canon12 Mar 29, 2026 +1

His brain is too far gone to comprehend the message. He's a Traitor and his entire administration needs to go.

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ineedtoknowmorenow Mar 28, 2026 +9

Suffers? Lol are these headlines even real? That man is incapable of feeling anything other than self hate

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-etuskoe- Mar 28, 2026 +4

This website is trash

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wynveen Mar 28, 2026 +5

Stupid article

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KingMario05 Mar 28, 2026 +9

Every king has his day, Trump. There's no shame in resigning to go play golf. Please do that.

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BothCan8373 Mar 28, 2026 +4

God dammit stop doing that with he headlines

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SharmaNY Mar 28, 2026 +2

Just waiting for that one headline. Pls God.

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Consistent_Rise_8639 Mar 28, 2026 +2

Some commentators have argued that every time he has a major loss he lashes out, that's how the west wing of the white house got demolished. Just you know, so people don't act surprised on the next wild out of nowhere thing.

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jbarchuk Mar 28, 2026 +2

His bouffant is seriously degraded and suffering, essentially gone.

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Cockblocktimus_Pryme Mar 29, 2026 +2

Don't play like this. I got my hopes up.

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Wormser Mar 29, 2026 +2

Stop with the Daily Beast and the humiliation headlines. They are not meaningful in any way. He isn’t humiliated. He can’t be humiliated. He has no humility to be ated.

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jmsy1 Mar 29, 2026 +2

He would need self-awareness and introspection to suffer humiliation

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Pxlfreaky Mar 29, 2026 +2

Title writer knew exactly what they were doing.

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HobbesDOTexe Mar 29, 2026 +2

Cant shame the shameless. These fucks do not care

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Oiram17 Mar 28, 2026 +4

They forgot GB on purpose

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juliabk Mar 28, 2026 +2

🎶On the day it finally happens…🎶

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aardvarkgecko Mar 28, 2026 +2

The Daily Beast is Democrat copium, not real news. Should be banned from this sub.

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Wheredoesthisonego Mar 28, 2026 +2

Almost had me in the first half, ngl.

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AnonAmbientLight Mar 28, 2026 +2

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

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Hippie234 Mar 28, 2026 +2

I fail to see the “humiliation” in this… the guys doesn’t care about anyone’s protests. Things are only humiliating if the person in question feels humiliated. What we need to do is get him to step out in public without his orange makeup or something… that would humiliate him.

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outer--monologue Mar 29, 2026 +2

Automatic downvote for clickbait title. It's getting ridiculous, just stop until it actually happens.

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Anxious-Tea8816 Mar 28, 2026 +1

He will go. Have faith

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shit-trapper Mar 28, 2026 +1

If it's worldwide, I have to wonder if there are protests in countries that have royalty, like England and the commonwealth states. Also wondering if democratic states with monarchs like Andorra, Belgium, Denmark, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Norway, Spain, and Sweden will have protests. And of course wondering if there will be any 'no kings' protests in absolute monarchies like Brunei, Oman and Saudi Arabia. Probably not for multiple reasons.

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Stuffed-Bear412 Mar 28, 2026 +1

I hope it all makes him cry.

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MildlyExtremeNY Mar 28, 2026 +1

I think he may have misinterpreted the sentiment, because he's taken out Maduro and the Ayatollah, and has eyes on Diaz-Canel next. Or were those not the Kings you meant?

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Rynowash Mar 28, 2026 +1

Suffers… a disgruntled McDonalds worker?

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