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Kristi Noem 'Devastated' Over Report Of Husband's F*****

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Kristi Noem 'Devastated' Over Report Of Husband's Fetish
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Kristi Noem 'Devastated' Over Report Of Husband's Fetish
Bryon Noem reportedly dressed up as a woman online and engaged with "bimbofication" models online.
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Quesabirria Mar 31, 2026 +1891
Devastated about the report, but this isn't news to her.
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Prior_Coyote_4376 Mar 31, 2026 +768
Conservatives have such dysfunctional relationships, her husband was literally crying to a model who he regularly gave $1000 to that he couldn’t do anything about her cucking him with Corey “Womp Womp” Lewandowski Family values everyone!
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Not-An-FBI Apr 1, 2026 +155
Yep. But they tend to be very dysfunctional people in general.
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keepthepace Apr 1, 2026 +36
Sometimes I feel this makes it very representative of a whole segment of the US population. Maybe the solution to this political crisis starts with healing dysfunctional families in the bible belt.
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Select-Order1991 Apr 1, 2026 +16
Good luck
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kerrvilledasher Apr 1, 2026 +11
100% The south is narcissist country. Family abuse is widespread.
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Quirky-Fun-9901 Apr 1, 2026 +1
100% You have addressed the problem and the solution. It's going to be really hard to do.
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Kodewerd Apr 1, 2026 +37
One could say they are deranged.
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Amishrocketscience Apr 1, 2026 +12
Or deplorable
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SefuJP Apr 1, 2026 +4
Very weird people
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RecentDecision2329 Apr 1, 2026 +9
There’s a guy in the White House that loves wigs and makeup
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terremoto25 Apr 1, 2026 +8
And motorboated Rudy G. when he was wearing drag… https://youtu.be/spn0MJZr-QQ?si=zkKK8_bwj2bAn8FC
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Careful_Trifle Apr 1, 2026 +5
Which is why they insist the rest of us are too but are just hiding it. They literally cannot conceptualize that some (most) people are not like them.
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pagesid3 Apr 1, 2026 +29
That $1000 was probably our tax money
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SadhuSalvaje Apr 1, 2026 +71
There is an underlying problem with either temperament or something else that causes these people to NEED this. I mean just watch, they are not content to have money and power…they want you to KNOW they have money and power and to be in AWE of it
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Prior_Coyote_4376 Apr 1, 2026 +78
If they were poor, they’d all be addicts. Don’t forget Trump’s brother drank himself to death, so the addiction genes run in Trump too. Instead of drinking for the feeling of control and intimacy, Trump freely indulges narcissism, sexual perversion, and a gluttonous appetite while his privilege affords him the option to fail upward.
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Several-Pattern-7989 Apr 1, 2026 +24
Addiction? How about gambling? He gets on a winning streak, and doubles down ... And loses, and then doubles down. He can't help but wreck things. He has learned to gamble with other people's money. His lasting legacy should be of a stain.
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philohmath Apr 1, 2026 +8
A brown stain?
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drumzandice Apr 1, 2026 +3
More likely orange.
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Tiny_Measurement_837 Apr 1, 2026 +9
Don’t forget the Adderall. There’s that, too.
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Adultery Apr 1, 2026 +6
Didn’t he abuse Sudafed, too?
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9ersaur Apr 1, 2026 +3
Sugar and circuses for the people, power and perversion for the elite. American Decadence.
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PM_MeYourNynaevesPlz Apr 1, 2026 +6
I mean, other people knowing you have power is kinda the whole point of having power.
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flurry_drake_inc Apr 1, 2026 +4
Almost a requirement depending on the interpretation. I'm pretty sure these guys only use it in one way, though.
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MarvelMayhemOfficial Apr 1, 2026 +3
It's called evil and pride
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Fickle_Competition33 Apr 1, 2026 +3
I risk to say there's causality. Because they have so dysfunctional families, they become this kind of deranged people.
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ironballs16 Apr 1, 2026 +6
Now THAT part I hadn't actually heard - but then again, I also haven't dug into any of the reporting on this because it really shouldn't be any of our business, except of course for the blatant hypocrisy of at least one of the individuals involved (hint: it's not necessarily the husband)
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PetalGrip Mar 31, 2026 +508
i still am running with the theory we all died during covid and this is actually some weird version of hell
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KyotoGaijin Mar 31, 2026 +134
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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sportsworker777 Apr 1, 2026 +64
I'd like to get off Mr. Bones' wild ride
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getdemsnacks Apr 1, 2026 +13
It's like we're all involuntarily on Wonka's river boat.
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Juztaan Apr 1, 2026 +9
I’m with Artax, just let me die in the swamps of sadness.
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TonarinoTotoro1719 Apr 1, 2026 +87
I have heard so many versions of this. The first one is regarding the LHC/Large Hadron Collider incident in 2008.. The first beam was circulated through the collider on the morning of **10 September 2008** and that's when everything went to hell in a hand basket. The second was in 2016 after Harambe was needlessly killed. And the third was in 2020 when we all collectively died of COVID. All of them seem plausible.
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bacchus8408 Apr 1, 2026 +46
I'm more of a 2012 Mayan Apocalypse guy myself. 
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Bad_Oracular_Pig Apr 1, 2026 +6
I admire your commitment.
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Myrtle_Nut Apr 1, 2026 +29
Woodstock ‘99, man. The moment limp bizkit took the stage. The world has never been the same.
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Mother_Airline_6276 Apr 1, 2026 +6
Or rapey-er.
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Decemberbabydoll Apr 1, 2026 +3
That event was deeply cursed
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Anxious_cactus Apr 1, 2026 +21
Yeah I'm usually very science based person but shit's been so weird I'm swinging to "f*** it, maybe it's true, wouldn't even surprise me right now"
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Cador0223 Apr 1, 2026 +8
They call them experiments because they dont know what will happen. Like warping the entire space-time continuum, leading to whatever this special hell is.
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Han_Yerry Apr 1, 2026 +6
You guys never found Kony and now all this happened. Never got to turn my porch light off.
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DogeAteMyHomework Apr 1, 2026 +6
But this is linked to the Large Hardon Collider. 
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rightintheear Apr 1, 2026 +7
I think we skipped the rails to this hellscape of a timeline when the Cubs won the World Series. November 3rd, 2016. 5 days later we got Trump.
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terremoto25 Apr 1, 2026 +3
It all went to hell in 2001 when the World Series was played in November… obscene and unnatural.
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Odensbeardlice Apr 1, 2026 +3
... Ok, who's NEXT! ....
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Wretchro Mar 31, 2026 +35
so, this isn't the good place?
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CassandraFated Apr 1, 2026 +14
You’re forking right. This is the bad place.
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Aeller06 Apr 1, 2026 +5
More like political ping pong purgatory
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z900r Apr 1, 2026 +3
Betsy DeVos is here. Surely she went to heaven.
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Anxious_cactus Apr 1, 2026 +14
Have you watched "The Good Place" on Netflix? If not you definitely should.
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Blochamolesauce Apr 1, 2026 +31
2012, man. The end of the Mayan calendar didn’t mean the end of the world, it signified the beginning of a new age. Unfortunately, it’s looking like this next age is being run by morons doing everything in their power to kill everyone and accumulate wealth to be buried with like the Pharaohs of ancient Egypt.
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Lost_the_weight Apr 1, 2026 +12
I think 2012 was a typo and the Mayans actually meant 2021. Fits right in with Covid and everyone basically going some level of insane.
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Cuppa-Tea-Biscuit Apr 1, 2026 +46
Mine is that David Bowie was the last person holding the threads of the universe together so since his death it’s all been unravelling.
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FitWrap1959 Apr 1, 2026 +21
We had Five Years. But that was five years ago.
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Acceptable-Bus-2017 Apr 1, 2026 +7
RIP Harambe
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Fibonacciscake Apr 1, 2026 +14
*Jason* figured it out? *Jason!?*
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Brundleflyftw Mar 31, 2026 +11
So, our version of Lost.
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Treehockey Mar 31, 2026 +6
Don’t make scream about how you don’t understand lost
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aironjedi Apr 1, 2026 +7
The bad place. I live in Jacksonville… Bortles!!!!
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thegurpster Apr 1, 2026 +3
Owww! My stomach hurts!
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1000_Faces Apr 1, 2026 +4
Worse version of the matrix. No cool outfits.
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morbob Mar 31, 2026 +3
Twilight Zone
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djm2346 Apr 1, 2026 +45
She is likely the one that leaked this to the press
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sandmansleepy Apr 1, 2026 +14
Yep, now that she is out, gotta get rid of him proper so she can hang out with her butler or whatever it was Corey was supposed to be.
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danceswithporn Mar 31, 2026 +50
She had him pegged.
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Callabrantus Apr 1, 2026 +5
She filmed it happening.
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space_for_username Mar 31, 2026 +20
Hubby is going to get a dressing down when she gets home.
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__dilligaf__ Apr 1, 2026 +6
Was she kept abreast of his shenanigans I wonder?
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Proper-District8608 Mar 31, 2026 +36
Convient timing when she wants a divorce and play victim
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Alikona_05 Apr 1, 2026 +39
My personal theory is that she had something to do with the leak so she had a “valid” excuse for divorcing her husband. That way she can save face with the MAGA/bible thumpers.
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BrianWonderful Apr 1, 2026 +17
This is my thought, too, but I think it is so she can 'legitimately' be seen with Lewandowski now. Since she has been put in a different position and he was fired, they can't be at each others' hip all the time without the affair narrative continuing.
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laffnlemming Mar 31, 2026 +8
How could it be?
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DrSpeckles Apr 1, 2026 +9
That’s exactly how I read it too. Devastated over the report, not the fact.
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brickne3 Apr 1, 2026 +8
So devastated she had to get Corey on the f*** plane immediately. Family values and all.
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Mephisto40K Apr 1, 2026 +8
Was going to say “devastated that it became public, like her f***-plane”
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Smaptimania Apr 1, 2026 +6
She's absolutely devastated!... that the commoners found out about it
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Tmotty Apr 1, 2026 +5
She’s devastated it got out because that’s the final nail in her political coffin but given the rumors of the affair she was having she had to have known
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mistertickertape Apr 1, 2026 +4
I am confident she leaked this to give her an easy out of her marriage.
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Present-Map-7094 Apr 1, 2026 +3
Devastated that it got out.
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Mean-Mr-mustarde Apr 1, 2026 +3
She probably leaked this so she could divorce him without backlash from other conservatives
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fnocoder Apr 1, 2026 +3
She knew. Which is probably why he was cool with her diddling Lewandowski
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32lib Mar 31, 2026 +685
Devastated that people found out about her husband's harmless behavior, but doesn't care about the blood on her hands. Perfect MAGAt behavior.
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Beneficial_Soup3699 Apr 1, 2026 +43
The only morality they can perceive is performative. It's a side effect of having no real belief structure or morality of your own which is a hallmark of a lack of critical thinking skills. S'why Texas banned teaching them to kids during trump's first administration.
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All_i_do_is_lunk Apr 1, 2026 +88
If they didn’t have double standards they’d have no standards at all!
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aecarver Apr 1, 2026 +38
Isn’t she the b**** that killed her f****** dog?
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32lib Apr 1, 2026 +8
Yes,along with a goat and...
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Zebra971 Apr 1, 2026 +10
Exactly, true evil actions that resulted in innocent people’s deaths, versus dress. Dumbest timeline ever.
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joe5joe7 Apr 1, 2026 +6
Having a bigger reaction to your husband having a f***** than people in your organization gunning people down is insane.
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Bad_Oracular_Pig Apr 1, 2026 +3
Right? She’s out killing the family’s dog. Where’s a guy supposed to turn?
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lightsaberfingers Apr 1, 2026 +3
She admitted to the affair with lewidoski today. She threw he husband under the bus to cover her own ass.
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PartyClient3447 Apr 1, 2026 +247
She’s upset her husband has a kink that doesn’t hurt anyone. Meanwhile her hero rapes children and she is ok with that.
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Zealousideal-Bite735 Apr 1, 2026 +62
The boyfriend has been charged with sexual assault and harassment. She chose them.
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Prudent-Air1922 Apr 1, 2026 +3
She has a husband and a boyfriend?
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AgreeableTea7649 Apr 1, 2026 +9
Yes
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LemurianLemurLad Apr 1, 2026 +7
She's been having a not-so-subtle affair with Corey Lewandowski for a while now.
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winkelschleifer Mar 31, 2026 +226
So devastated that she's going to fly commercial and bang Corey Lewandowski on a Delta flight from DC to Kalamazoo.
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Dewgong_crying Apr 1, 2026 +45
Wow, let's not bring Kalamazoo into this, we don't want anything to do with her.
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byronite Apr 1, 2026 +5
Such a cool name for a city. It's like something out of Dr. Seuss.
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Honest-Reflection667 Mar 31, 2026 +9
In the tiny bathroom
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z900r Apr 1, 2026 +13
No, it's a fingerbang under the blanket at the seat.
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j_effing_k Apr 1, 2026 +5
The Bobert special
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PhyterNL Mar 31, 2026 +121
That's a weird way of saying, oh they found out
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Rude-Strawberry-6360 Mar 31, 2026 +207
Bimboification runs in the family.
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Sufficient-Yam6787 Mar 31, 2026 +31
Traditional family value!
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Rare_Paper4473 Mar 31, 2026 +99
In her defense, do you know how hard it is to find a traditional god-fearing supremacist family that *aren't* exactly the thing they pretend to hate?
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Candid-Surround-4970 Apr 1, 2026 +17
See mormon women married to closeted gay dudes.
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Gwyllithar Mar 31, 2026 +40
I dont see the issue with what he is doing, what she has done to her face however....thats horrific.
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kittenpantzen Apr 1, 2026 +15
I feel genuinely awful for her husband in this. Afaik, he's not a public or political figure other than being married to his wife. Is he probably a terrible person? I mean, he's married to Kristi Noem, so... but even still, you can be terrible and not be deserving of having your shit aired out on the public stage.
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Abadayos Apr 1, 2026 +6
I agreed. Could care less about what anyone does in their own time. As long as it’s safe and concentual I see no issues with it
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Empty_glass_bottle Apr 1, 2026 +78
I'm not disgusted with the fact that he cross dresses, I don't kink shame I'm disgusted that he publicly rails against drag queens while dressing up as a woman himself It's just another case of "if I publicly hate the gays enough no one will suspect I fantasize about my homies washboard 6 pack"
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schu4KSU Mar 31, 2026 +70
It’s always the people you suspect the most.
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DemandredG Mar 31, 2026 +65
As always, this is the woman who spent her life demonizing anyone who isn’t straight and actively attacking the rights of anyone else. Devastated isn’t nearly enough.
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Megaphonestory Mar 31, 2026 +21
How’s that loyalty to Trump working out for you Kristi?
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JunkyardAndMutt Mar 31, 2026 +22
She was so surprised by the news, she nearly dropped the bag of sex toys she was holding. 
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__dilligaf__ Apr 1, 2026 +7
I'm trying to imagine how her face would even register surprise. I picture her eyes widening while not so much as a facial-muscle twitched or an eyebrow was able to be raised.
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furiouspossum Apr 1, 2026 +6
I think she'd just tilt her head to the side like a confused pigeon
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FancyEmployee8672 Apr 1, 2026 +20
it’s less embarrassing than being married to her
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fy1sh Apr 1, 2026 +24
Your boss f****** children is fine, but hubby in drag is devastating? These people are mentally ill.
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ACasualRead Mar 31, 2026 +71
They want you to fear trans people, while their husbands do this shit in secret online. Tale as old as time.
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spencertron Apr 1, 2026 +13
They’re going to use him as a way to demonize trans people even more. And maybe even “he’s not trans but he’s still evil, so people who are even slightly gender non conforming are in trouble now”
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NoBranch7713 Apr 1, 2026 +19
Just when you think you Noem
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SneakyPeterson Mar 31, 2026 +11
If it weren’t for their sanctimonious high-horsed bullshit, nobody would care. That being said, lol. Lmao even.
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joefred111 Apr 1, 2026 +13
I'm sure her husband was devastated by her infidelity, too. It's weird to see which one conservatives are upset about.
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CommunalJellyRoll Mar 31, 2026 +22
Why? Those were some nice bazongas
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Solonohioperson Mar 31, 2026 +22
She likely knew. But the pictures look like he's joking not that he sincerely does it on a regular basis. He might, who knows? Nothing wrong with that. In the end, Kristi Gnome is still the most embarrassing person in their marriage.
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MelissaMead Mar 31, 2026 +10
She role plays too so it makes sense.
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-eYe- Mar 31, 2026 +7
Why would she be 'devastated' about something that's completely harmless.
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-fakebirds- Apr 1, 2026 +3
He was cheating on her while doing it
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lavender_enjoyer Apr 1, 2026 +8
While she was cheating on him. What a happy Christian family!
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Waramp Apr 1, 2026 +5
What goes around…
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ChatamKay Apr 1, 2026 +7
I don’t care what they get off on. I have a nsfw account myself. We all have our things. I just think it’s hilarious that conservatives call everyone cucks and they’re the ones that get off being cucks. Be sure, Kristy knows. She puts him panties and humiliates him while she gets fucked. They’re both in on it and enjoy it. She not devastated he’s doing it. She’s devastated it became public.
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Mother_Airline_6276 Apr 1, 2026 +7
Rep. Nancy Mace (R-S.C.) posted that the news was personal matter and a distraction from other “priorities.” You are garbage as well, Ms. Mace. Though you don’t vote maga 100%, you still suck. Can’t wait until your(and all the other garbage people’s) tea gets spilled all over the media cycle. We’ll be there with bells on.
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jerslan Apr 1, 2026 +3
Oh, you know if it was a Dem's husband, she'd be all over the "news" talking about how sick and twisted he is and demanding the Dem come answer questions in open congress under oath.
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whateveryousaymydear Mar 31, 2026 +8
wonder what other closets do the MAGA's own?
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pile_of_fish Mar 31, 2026 +9
All of them. I think if we could just get them to a few could kink events, they might stop being fascists and we could all just have a better time.
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Unda_Acheevah Mar 31, 2026 +18
Everything said publicly by these people is a lie. “Devastated”? “Shocked”? Sure. According to wikipedia, she has been married to her husband since 1992!! That is 34 years! After that amount of time, there are no more secrets in a marriage. You know everything about each other. There are no surprises. That is the familiarity that breeds contempt. She is “devastated” that this family secret has gotten out and she is “shocked” that she has to do damage control, but of course she personally was aware her husband is a transvestite. How could she not be aware?!? If she wasn’t a standard barer for an intolerant, reactionary, fascist political party she could simply say “Yes, my husband does enjoy dressing up in women’s clothing at home and in private, but because we live in a free society and because he is an adult and not hurting anyone, this is nobody’s business but his own.”. Unfortunately, because she is a conservative Republican, she has to fein shock and revulsion. Give me a break….
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atda Apr 1, 2026 +5
It's wild for her deadly failures this is what embarrassed her...
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SirRichardLove Apr 1, 2026 +5
Bullshit, she knew.
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EricThePerplexed Apr 1, 2026 +5
Too bad. She has a f***** for sadism and performative cruelty. That's the evil kink that should earn her endless contempt. I don't give one f*** about her husband's interests unless they hurt someone.
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manniesalado Apr 1, 2026 +5
She's been married to the guy for 35 years...but she had no idea!
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yuefairchild Mar 31, 2026 +30
Happy Trans Day of Visibility, everyone. :/
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echointhemuseum Mar 31, 2026 +27
He has a kink. Thats all trans people need—to be equated to a dude with a bimbofication f*****.
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RoswellRedux Mar 31, 2026 +3
Yeah, like she's never seen his size in the walk-in. Give me a break.
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reddittorbrigade Mar 31, 2026 +4
The dogs are more dignified than Kristi and her husband.
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Root-magic Mar 31, 2026 +4
Those multi-directional nipples are quite devastating!
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otoolemmobile Apr 1, 2026 +4
They knew. They all knew.
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RoninMagister Apr 1, 2026 +5
Not as devastating as those tig ol' biddies tho!
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Fiveofthem Apr 1, 2026 +3
She’s not fooling anyone, she knew the whole time. She is devastated it leaked out.
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dieselmac Apr 1, 2026 +4
Thoughts&Prayers
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westendgonzo Apr 1, 2026 +5
“The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time.” How about discreet giggles, or barely stifled guffaws?
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PiaggioBV350 Apr 1, 2026 +3
Gee she stole $220 million of our money to make a video of her looking cute on a horse. Her husband can whatever size titties he wants. She needs to go to jail.
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SpankBankManager Apr 1, 2026 +5
I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s responsible for the leak. This gives her a reason for a quick divorce. Then Corey Lewendowski can come to her rescue and they can get married. Then they won’t be able to testify against each other.
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Adventurous_Pay_5827 Apr 1, 2026 +4
Divorces husband, marries Lewandowski, and they can no longer be compelled to testify against each other in upcoming fraud case. If only those photos she definitely didn't know about hadn't been leaked by someone completely unknown to her...
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oldnyker Mar 31, 2026 +12
"Rep. Nancy Mace (R-S.C.) [posted that the news](https://x.com/RepNancyMace/status/2039011363939348962) was personal matter and a distraction from other “priorities.”" yeah...let's get back to what's really important here... EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
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portlandobserver Mar 31, 2026 +12
and you have been distracted by Nancy Mace. The issue isn't Epstein, it's Nancy Mace who has made a personal war with bathrooms and attacks against the lone transgender representee wishing others would respect someone's personal matters.
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No_Raspberry_3282 Apr 1, 2026 +6
Something about it seems fake, like the husband is getting paid off to make her affair acceptable to her potential voters or something. I call 'bullshit'
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Accidental-Hyzer Apr 1, 2026 +3
Another conservative outed for their freaky f*****? I’m shocked! Shocked! …well, actually, not so shocked. Really, the country would be in such a better place without all of the repressed thoughts. Be yourselves, conservatives! Your sexually freaky selves! And stop trying to repress others for being their own selves!
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mymikerowecrow Apr 1, 2026 +3
I’m devastated over her having American citizens murdered
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Competitive-Yak-3785 Apr 1, 2026 +3
MAGA is okay with raping little girls but draws the line at a harmless f***** behavior between consenting adults. Okay.
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TwilightBubble Apr 1, 2026 +3
I see. She has a male cross dresser in her life that she's mistakingly believing somehow gives her authority to talk over and about trans folks, despite no real overlap between those ideologies.
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Tinnie_and_Cusie Apr 1, 2026 +3
Devastated that it's public now.
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Upbeat-Serve-2696 Apr 1, 2026 +3
Noem totally leaked it to "explain" her bone patrol with Lewandowski
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Careful-Rent5779 Apr 1, 2026 +3
America has been "*devasted"* by Noem 's stint as the head of the DHS. \--This is trival by any comparison.
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florezmith Apr 1, 2026 +3
They dumped a blind guy in the middle of nowhere and he died. They probably won’t get the bonus but they are allowed to impregnate orphans.
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Sea-Purchase9985 Apr 1, 2026 +3
Don’t let this distract you from reports that DHS grossly overpaid for warehouses ostensibly for immigrant holding facilities that will never be used. Somebody made bank on that.
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CardboardStarship Apr 1, 2026 +3
More like devastated people are gonna assume she pegged him. Or Corey banged him and they had a throuple thing going on.
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angrybirdseller Apr 1, 2026 +3
She knew for years! I do not believe Noam!
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jscece Apr 1, 2026 +3
Bullshit. She probably knew all along. That’s how she got away with having an “open” affair for so long.
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Fitz911 Apr 1, 2026 +3
Americans! Always fun to watch! They protect the children. Not the ones in schools and not the brown ones. Also not children that aree already born. But they protect the children. They are very brave. Except when it comes to fighting fascism. Or when it comes to protecting children in elementary schools. Or when it comes to defending basic human rights. But they are very brave protesting high gas prices. They’re also very decent. Except when it comes to sex, war, children, or other such things. But marriage is important to them. Plus, they go to church all the time. Such good people.
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AmbivalentFanatic Apr 1, 2026 +3
Not as devastated as Kilmar Garcia's family is over what the Trump administration is doing to him.
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RnotViable Apr 1, 2026 +3
Devastation is having our country run by a racist felon who has forcibly injured women, children, men, and boys. And people actually voted for him and still worship him to this day! Kristi Bird Legs did her best to support the orange turd. How’s that working out for you, Kristi? Her husband’s kink only injures her “reputation” and causes problems for their kids to come to terms with in the future.
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D_Simmons Apr 1, 2026 +3
So all this time she could have just asked her husband to do her makeup instead of whatever the f*** she settled on?
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housecatapocalypse Apr 1, 2026 +3
This is absolutely rated-G vanilla stuff, compared to the 90% of GOPers who are active pedos. 
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RocMerc Apr 1, 2026 +3
God I love that she’s acting like she didn’t know 😂
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Taint_Liquor Mar 31, 2026 +5
I wonder if this is why she was really fired.
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justquestioningit Mar 31, 2026 +4
President Miller must really hate Noem
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jmg733mpls Apr 1, 2026 +5
Yeah, I’m more devastated she’s not in jail. I could not care less about her husband’s t***.
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MsArchStanton Apr 1, 2026 +4
as opposed to her fetishes, incarcerating innocent people, killing farm animals, and lying about people murdered by the government.
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Staff_Guy Mar 31, 2026 +5
Kristi, as one old person to another: you old. Stop this shit. F****** retire already. You. Are. Old.
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CommunalJellyRoll Mar 31, 2026 +2
Why? Those were some nice bazongas
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KingMario05 Mar 31, 2026 +2
Good. Hope it follows her to the f****** grave.
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HoardingGil_FF Apr 1, 2026 +2
Please. She knew about it all along. She thought she could be sly by buying “f*** jets” for her fling in an attempt to avoid the public eye.
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HaxanWriter Apr 1, 2026 +2
She’s devastated it came out. She already knew about it. Of course she did. Who the f*** does she think she’s fooling?
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pike360 Apr 1, 2026 +2
She knew, or course, but will act like she’s a victim.
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warblingContinues Apr 1, 2026 +2
lol of course she knew.
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Brobeast Apr 1, 2026 +2
Lmao hopefully she doesnt handle marriage betrayal the same way she handles basic puppy training...
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kirchart7 Apr 1, 2026 +2
Hide your dogs.
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weiseguy42 Apr 1, 2026 +2
At least he wasn't f****** other people.
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manfromfuture Apr 1, 2026 +2
This would all be so funny if it was someone else’s country. Italian Bunga Bunga seemed so remote and easy to enjoy.
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grasshopper239 Apr 1, 2026 +2
She is trying to sell herself as a victim. It won't work
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rr777 Apr 1, 2026 +2
She knew about his xdressing for quite some time.
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Indaflow Apr 1, 2026 +2
Killing immigrants is fine but my husband wearing b****. The real tragedy. 
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sparrrrrt Apr 1, 2026 +2
I hate that this is painted as something 'devastating', and I feel for all the trans ppl who this indirectly affects.
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TheNightWitch Apr 1, 2026 +2
Im pretty confident she was the source that leaked the story.
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ComprehensiveSafety3 Apr 1, 2026 +2
She probably already knew but sure.
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VeeVeeDiaboli Apr 1, 2026 +2
Sheiiiit, she already knew.
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