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News & Current Events Apr 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM

Kristi Noem husband’s cross-dressing was ‘an open secret in DC’: report

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Kristi Noem husband’s cross-dressing was ‘open secret in DC’: report
The Independent
Kristi Noem husband’s cross-dressing was ‘open secret in DC’: report
While the ousted DHS secretary’s initial statement expressed shock, White House and Homeland Security officials had been gossiping about Bryon Noem’s alleged fetishes for months, according to a report

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Responsible-Bat-5390 Apr 2, 2026 +3121
IDGAF about him, but I cannot abide with her plea for privacy when she and her goon squad have been violating everyone's privacy. She can eff off and I am going to relish her discomfort.
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Sad_Locksmith_2904 Apr 2, 2026 +906
Same. She did a f****** photo shoot at a concentration camp, I think I can make fun of her husband wearing giant plastic knockers.
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ked_man Apr 2, 2026 +432
And we aren’t making fun of him, no one cares about him. We are making fun of her because of the hypocrisy of the Republican Party.
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rothael Apr 2, 2026 +142
Hell. I'd celebrate it if it wasn't for the fact that he's still somebody who chose to be married to Kristi Noem.
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Select-Order1991 Apr 2, 2026 +167
Wearing huge plastic knockers is just a good time. Marrying a Nazi is the party-foul
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corvid_booster Apr 2, 2026 +30
> This is where the party ends, I can't stand here listening to you, and your racist friend. / I know politics bore you, but I feel like a hypocrite talking to you, and your racist friend. They Might Be Giants, "Your Racist Friend"
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industrial-complex Apr 2, 2026 +8
Pretty sure Cruella de MAGAt talked him into it. I smell a f***** that involves a big plastic d***.
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Zahgi Apr 3, 2026 +1
I smell another conservative cuck relationship. Remember, every accusation is a projection from these clowns.
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No_Street7786 Apr 2, 2026 +40
I’m just celebrating that the latest Republican sex scandal only involves consenting adults.
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All_i_do_is_lunk Apr 2, 2026 +13
The bar can only go so low
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Plasibeau Apr 2, 2026 +9
Don't challenge them.
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flea1400 Apr 2, 2026 +13
Honestly this explains her plastic surgery— she may have been trying to accommodate her husband’s f*****.
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IbanezForeverll Apr 2, 2026 +20
She left him long ago in spirit. Her Mar a Lago face has nothing to do with him. All the Trump women have it.
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JealousAstronomer342 Apr 3, 2026 +7
I think Mar a Lagos face is tangentially related, the whole GOP wants obedient bimbos at their beck and call. 
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Oggie_Doggie Apr 2, 2026 +24
Speak for yourself. I'm making fun of him BECAUSE he's married to a ghoul in a ghoulish movement.
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MissGruntled Apr 2, 2026 +43
Don’t let him off the hook though—I can’t imagine her husband not being a total douchebag about other people who cross-dress or are anything less than 100% straight and cis.
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TheGringoDingo Apr 2, 2026 +40
What happens in their private bedroom between consenting adults, I have absolutely no concerns or judgement about. The dude was fine with her killing the dogs and writing about it in a memoir, then fine with the whole federal political aspirations. This is what is judge her and him on.
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witchofpain Apr 2, 2026 +5
Yes. He’s obviously a POS too. And. Or because he likes to wear fake t***.
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AlcibiadesTheCat Apr 2, 2026 +24
As a former/retired "total douchebag about other people who cross-dress or are anything less than 100% straight and cis\[,\]" and a current trans person, forgiveness and acceptance from the people I hurt was a massive step in accepting myself.
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Tsar-A-Lago Apr 2, 2026 +9
Right. T**** suit ain't hurting anybody. Get some, girl. "Some" in this case is the fantasy that they're someone else in a different marriage.
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Starbucks__Lovers Apr 2, 2026 +4
No I’m making fun of him. If you’re going to wear fake b**** for crossdressing, the fist rule is to make sure the nipples are correct. Or so I’ve heard…
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CrossXFir3 Apr 2, 2026 +18
It wasn't just the plastic knockers, it was the way that they had fake nipples that looked like severe lazy eyes
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Tiny_Measurement_837 Apr 2, 2026 +15
You mean like Kash Patel?
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Chucklz Apr 2, 2026 +8
Worse. His fantasy name could have been "Sarah Cuckabee Sanders" Not kink shaming, but come on, have some pride in your f*****.
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3BlindMice1 Apr 2, 2026 +4
Yeah, I know what that guy's talking about, and it was 100% just an ordinary picture of Kash Patel.
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MittenCollyBulbasaur Apr 2, 2026 +4
Him being who he wants to be makes him cool. Her shocked that she didn't know what her husband was into showcases why their marriage is terrible
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mindfu Apr 2, 2026 +11
Agree, but also I'm sure she knew. She's just acting shocked now so she can divorce and settle down with Lewendowsky and all the money they funneled.
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marfacza Apr 3, 2026 +3
she 100%knew. Why do you think she made her face look like that?
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YouWereBrained Apr 2, 2026 +71
These stories shouldn’t shock anyone, anymore. These people all operate in a big club, and they all have weird f****** fetishes and habits that eventually get exposed because somebody decided to leak a photo or whatever.
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OriginalChildBomb Apr 2, 2026 +44
To be fair, I don't know that it's that weird. Like, I try not to kink-shame people. (I think you should be allowed to do whatever you want in the privacy of your own home/life, as long as we're not talking about stuff like CSA.) But if he's on the same side as stripping citizens of their human rights and being anti-kink, anti-LGBTQ+? F*** him, expose him.
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YouWereBrained Apr 2, 2026 +8
Oh, I don’t disagree. Especially in the case of Lindsey Graham.
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Droo99 Apr 2, 2026 +6
Marrying kristi noem by itself makes him a f****** weirdo 
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Sea_Working_80 Apr 2, 2026 +18
Its a big club and you ain’t in it
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Plasibeau Apr 3, 2026 +5
Ask any trans woman, especially if they're black. Men like this *seek us out* ***and they always want to bottom***. Not a single trans woman is surprised by this. Also, just for the chuckle, supposedly the informant is an undocumented alien sex worker. Which is also classic.
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frieddumplings Apr 2, 2026 +47
Oh but she's an elite you see, you need to respect their right to privacy.
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Door-Leather Apr 2, 2026 +10
idk what's so elite about her? she's a dumbass bimbo from a garbage state. she wasn't even rich enough to get good plastic surgery
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HauntingHarmony Apr 2, 2026 +4
Elite means that you are part of a group that is superior in some quality or ability to others. And shes not elite cause shes great at soccer, shes part of the elite since she was the senate confirmed secretary of dhs, meaning she had huge amounts of power. Also mar-a-lago face isent because they are shit at plastic surgery, its because their cult leader has a f***** for the shitty 90s p*** esthetic.
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MarcusSurvives Apr 2, 2026 +24
She deserves as much privacy and dignity as was afforded to Scott Thao, a US Citizen, [when he was frogmarched by ICE agents from his home in 10-degree weather in underwear and Crocs.](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/us-citizen-shares-fear-felt-ice-took-minnesota-home-nearly-naked-rcna254890)
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sugemchuge Apr 2, 2026 +9
Kristi: we have goon squad at home! Goon Squad at home:
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HousingOk6362 Apr 2, 2026 +10
It's okay to call out their hypocrisy. The admistration she works for, the political party she is a member of, the laws it has passed, and their own words spoken, all have been very hurtful to the LGTBQ community. Yet here they are, participating in the very freedoms they work so hard to take from others.
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DudesworthMannington Apr 2, 2026 +20
For her sake, I hope he lives out his Yass Queen drag fantasy life like a bad b**** every day.
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Tumble85 Apr 2, 2026 +15
No, this administration is horrifically anti-LGTBQ, I hope he is shunned and this ruins Kristi's career.
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happyinthenaki Apr 2, 2026 +19
What about both. He's shunned by her friends while he's living out his yass queen fantasy?
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mishap1 Apr 2, 2026 +6
What career? There's nothing left for her. No bigger office, no Fox News job, no cushy consulting gig. The "Shield of the Americas" Summit didn't even achieve getting representation for half the population of the Americas with the US + 11 countries. Of the bigger countries, only Argentina sent a rep b/c Milei is a fascist d*****. Brazil, Mexico, Colombia, Canada, Peru, and Venezuela didn't attend which have a combined population of 509M.
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witchofpain Apr 2, 2026 +3
I believe she released the pics to take the heat of her affair.
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FauxReal Apr 2, 2026 +3
It's a plea for sympathy for breaking evangelical tenets of marital fidelity. Her sins are washed away by his cross dressing.
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TheAskewOne Apr 2, 2026 +3
I don’t care that he cross dresses. I just wish that conservatives would learn to accept who they are instead of trying to ruin queer people’s lives. As usual, it’s the hypocrisy. 
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Cheetotiki Apr 2, 2026 +573
Pretty awesome vetting process for critical appointees susceptible to blackmail...
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Scarlettail Apr 2, 2026 +246
The blackmail is intentional. This is being released now to embarrass Noem and basically punish her. They're setting an example of what will happen to you if you displease Trump.
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NotYourCity Apr 2, 2026 +94
I can't wait to see what they have on Bondi.
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MadAstrid Apr 2, 2026 +130
I hear she watched hours of video showing children being raped by men and didn’t prosecute the rapists. Big if true.
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AnonEMoussie Apr 2, 2026 +21
By her boss…but she’s known about what was going on down there for years. Acosta gave Epp a sweetheart sentence, where was she? And why didn’t she warn the rest of us about Matt Gaetz?
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SunshineCat Apr 3, 2026 +4
That should count as her using them as child sexual abuse materials, then, since she didn't view them to do her job.
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topsh077a Apr 3, 2026 +3
Not just men but TRUMP!
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AvocadoToastFailure Apr 2, 2026 +24
Kompromat was deliberately released on Noem. What’s the other way Russia deals with wayward politicians that cross the big boss, especially when they are scheduled to testify under oath about the big boss? Hmmm… Just a rhetorical question about recent history, world issues, and current events.
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postmodest Apr 2, 2026 +5
Based on everything involved with the Epstein case, she was probably in on it.
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Application-Bulky Apr 2, 2026 +27
Yeah, to me this whole story feels like them burning her. I can see where she makes a good scapegoat because she's so grotesque. But they're wrong if they think removing her or Bovino will make us forget, or get any of them off the hook, for what they're doing.
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Floreat_democratia Apr 2, 2026 +38
\> The blackmail is intentional.  How many times do we need to keep telling people this? ALL of Trump's people were chosen because they have skeletons in their closets, which allows Trump to control them.
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TheAskewOne Apr 2, 2026 +9
Exactly. In typical fascist fashion, Trump surrounds himself with people he can easily blackmail to ensure their loyalty. 
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emi2018 Apr 2, 2026 +7
I totally agree. They did this to Madison Cawthorne- intentionally embarrassed him to make him go away.
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redpony6 Apr 3, 2026 +3
so why wouldn't it be about kristi herself? why should they care what's true when convincing fake proof could be manufactured for any sin?
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nirvahnah Apr 3, 2026 +1
nah its way more likely this story came out to give her cover for divorcing him soon since it came out shes been cheating on him with Corey Lewandowski.
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AINonsense Apr 2, 2026 +70
> vetting process lol U funneaaie
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WhatAcheHunt Apr 2, 2026 +13
The vetting process: "Mostly harmless. Just look at the size of those t***!"
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forthewatch39 Apr 2, 2026 +33
They wouldn’t have gotten through if they didn’t have something the administration could blackmail them with. This leak was probably a warning to other lackeys. 
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PlahausBamBam Apr 2, 2026 +10
I worked for a government contractor in the mid-80s. They liked my work so they wanted to bump my clearance up from classified to secret. During the briefing they mentioned how gay people couldn’t qualify for secret clearance because we’d be subject to blackmail. So I asked, what if you’re out to your friends and family? They looked stunned and said it wouldn’t matter. I started looking for a better job after that.
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f8Negative Apr 2, 2026 +6
Can't blackmail people with no shame
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Oztotl Apr 2, 2026 +4
They knew it from the start. This is what they held over her to ensure she fall in order. It’s a poorly written made for tv movie at this point. Kinda like house of cards but with worse writers
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Due_Addendum4854 Apr 2, 2026 +6
The vetting process was can she get down and back up off her knees.
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adrr Apr 2, 2026 +2
We all knows Noems vetting process with her shooting dogs.
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JaronJervis Apr 2, 2026 +127
Why are we now getting this dirt on Noem's husband? Answer: Trump is willing to smear even his allies to keep the stink off himself, which by now is emanating that of a rotten a******.
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ggoldengod Apr 2, 2026 +17
It was actually an immigrant sex worker who leaked the pictures
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beardownblitz Apr 3, 2026 +1
Melania?
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B1NG_P0T Apr 3, 2026 +2
God, I would so much rather a literal rotten a****** be president than that f*****.
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AINonsense Apr 2, 2026 +147
Except the family didn’t know. Right?
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JaronJervis Apr 2, 2026 +131
>The couple has been married for almost 34 years. They have three adult children and several grandchildren. She knew, and I bet most of the whole family knew.
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AINonsense Apr 2, 2026 +38
No! They said it was a *total* shock and suprise!
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gringledoom Apr 2, 2026 +44
She also got a lot of plastic surgery in accordance with his thing for over-the-top-plastic-surgery.
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Mastertroop Apr 2, 2026 +15
"Oh no, honey, I think you should get the lip filler for yourself. Only if you think you need it. To help your confidence. Here, let me help you find a surgeon . . ."
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backindenim Apr 2, 2026 +254
This world would be 1000% better if people weren't so afraid of just being themselves.
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nonamenolastname Apr 2, 2026 +131
The problem is their hypocrisy
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farcast Apr 2, 2026 +72
“I thought it was the r***” -Norm
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accountabilitycounts Apr 2, 2026 +5
When you think about it, rapists are the worst hypocrites.
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forthewatch39 Apr 2, 2026 +6
Hypocrisy is a weapon they love to wield. There are some people who can only derive pleasure from doing things that are generally not allowed or are frowned upon.
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JoeWhy2 Apr 2, 2026 +10
In the GOP, "Open secrets" are OK. Openness and equality are not.
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Character-Ad-3164 Apr 2, 2026 +8
It would be so much easier if people were just respectful of things they don’t understand.
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NoWayRay Apr 2, 2026 +3
Word. Would I had more than one upvote to give.
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Captain_Aware4503 Apr 2, 2026 +141
Trump, Bondi, Boebert, Gaetz.... The extreme sexual perversion of Republicans has been well know in DC. Here is a crazy fact. Bill Clinton lied about getting a BJ from an intern while in office and the country was shocked. But the Republicans put 3 men in charge of going after Clinton and prosecuting. 1. Denny Hastert. A Senator who for years had sexually molested young high school boys. 2. Newt Gingrich. He had already left his 1st wife while she was suffering from cancer for young intern. At the time of the Clinton scandal he was cheating on his 2nd wife with another twenty-something intern, having sex with her and lying to his wife and the country about it. 3. Ken Starr. He was fire from Baylor University for covering rapes and sexual assaults by student athletes. Of those 4 men, Bill, Denny, Newt, and Ken, its pretty crazy that as bad as Bill was, he probably ranked 4th in his offenses. What is even more telling is that Republicans could not find a signal moral person to go after Bill and struck out on 3 swings.
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kingsumo_1 Apr 2, 2026 +25
Hastert and Gingrich also served as Speakers of the House. With Newt being the one leading up to the impeachment hearings and Hastert taking over towards the end/after. The Newt one in particular was remarkably close to Clinton, with being an affair *and* an abuse of the power dynamic.
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Rich_Housing971 Apr 2, 2026 +6
>Ken Starr. He was fire from Baylor University for covering rapes and sexual assaults by student athletes. You mean covering up, I think you accidentally a word.
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Echo609 Apr 2, 2026 +6
Think good old Denny was caught with a toddler or infant as well. Not just high school boys.
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TheAlmightyMojo Apr 3, 2026 +3
Bob Livingston was suppose to be Speaker of the House after Newt but dropped out after Larry Flynt revealed he had had an extramarital affair. The House was about to impeach Clinton and he stepped down while urging Clinton to do the same.
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beaviscow Apr 2, 2026 +31
Reminder that the cross-dressing wasn’t the reason why she was fired, it’s because she lied and threw Trump under the bus about the funds she spent for her DHS commercials. Don’t let the “news” make you forget she lied under oath to congress and made trump look bad.
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Blackboard_Monitor Apr 2, 2026 +17
I, 100%, believe she leaked this specifically because of the Lewandowski shit. She cheated but she wants justification.
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JAGERminJensen Apr 3, 2026 +1
Youre my opposite. I immediately assumed he leaked this to get revenge *against her* because she was blatantly cheating
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Xaero261 Apr 2, 2026 +17
An open Victoria's Secret if you will. 
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guttanzer Apr 2, 2026 +29
>Had it come up during Kristi Noem’s vetting process to become Homeland Security chief, it “almost certainly” would have disqualified her from consideration, according to the newspaper. >“They look into who you are married to, but there are not any questions about whether your husband has any secret fetishes,” an official told the *Mail*, and added that there’s no “digging through online chatrooms to get dirt.” Ok, that's the political vetting. What about the security clearance vetting? The minimum clearance for that job has to be a TS/SCI with poly, which requires an exhaustive background check. None of the FBI investigators caught it? And the affair? No one? That's hard to believe. What I can believe is that someone pulled some strings and they passed her anyway, despite the incredible potential for blackmail. How many others in Trump's administration are security time bombs?
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puns_are_how_eyeroll Apr 2, 2026 +14
All of them.
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Threat_Level_9 Apr 2, 2026 +5
You really think they followed the rules for this? You see how many rules and laws and shit they break daily?
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007meow Apr 2, 2026 +11
More or less than “eligible bachelor” Lindsey Graham?
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paxrom2 Apr 2, 2026 +4
Hey now, he was pictured with a gun the day after holding a pink bubble wand.
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GB715 Apr 2, 2026 +9
He is still prettier than she is
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mj16pr Apr 2, 2026 +21
We’d all be happier if they lived openly and accepted who they are
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SouthSouthBay Apr 3, 2026 +1
Yeah maybe if they didn't hate themselves they wouldn't need to hate everyone else
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Angstrom_Wither Apr 2, 2026 +34
I've often wondered how many conservative men are so furiously engaged in the trans debate (which I hate to call a debate when one side is actively medically experimenting on trans prisoners, but here we are) are quite *so* furious about it because the rate of crossdressing among straight, white men is probably a lot higher than we know. The cultural experience of crossdressing, in either sexual or playacting contexts, is old and most often a male experience. If this is an "open secret" in DC...think about all the quiet secrets. So that's my new working hypothesis: Conservative men are so obsessed with trans women because they're all dressing up on the side and don't understand nuance well enough to realize neither issue is actually related. One's a gender expression. One's a kink. But, then again, the sexual appetites and depravity of conservative men all seem focused heavily on perversions of healthy things. Crossdressing where a more comfortable reckoning of what healthy masculinity looks like would probably soothe the same anxiety they're swinging at with the crossdressing. It becomes an attack on trans people because they need to draw a line *to themselves* that leaves them squarely in some narrowly defined 'male' category. Pedophilia among that crowd, also, displays a psychotic misappropriation of the authority they feel the need to enact over those weaker than them. At heart, there's something fundamentally wrong with conservative men in that they define themselves by the broken relationships they force upon other people. It's a mudsill for the fragile male ego. God forbid someone suck d*** *and* chop wood.
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buttchugreferee Apr 2, 2026 +7
I don't think I've ever heard the word mudsill until today.
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Angstrom_Wither Apr 2, 2026 +3
It's a wikipedia hole worth falling into this evening, if you're bored.
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VioletLovesRowlet Apr 2, 2026 +8
>So that's my new working hypothesis: Conservative men are so obsessed with trans women because they're all dressing up on the side and don't understand nuance well enough to realize neither issue is actually related. One's a gender expression. One's a kink. TERFs very much do view being trans as being sexual. JK Rowling is aphobic (bigoted to asexual people) largely because it undermines her narrative that being transgender is sexual. I feel for people who just f*** with gender nonconformity and get conflated with republican perverts. It's bullshit.
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CatCatchingABird Apr 3, 2026 +1
> Conservative men are so obsessed with trans women because they're all dressing up on the side and don't understand nuance well enough to realize neither issue is actually related. One's a gender expression. One's a kink. Pretty much this. They don't want people to go out in drag or be openly trans because they think they are bringing what they do in their bedroom out into the public. They don't see them as people that are expressing an identity, but as people that want to openly parade a sexual "perversion."
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redalert825 Apr 2, 2026 +7
Does Scam Blondi's husband have bigger t***? All these hypocrite pieces of shit.
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waterdaemon Apr 2, 2026 +8
I’d speculate that everyone working for Trump has a fistful of major embarrassments, a couple of financial crimes, and at least one sex crime on their record. It’s how Trump keeps them in line.
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jesuswasaturd Apr 2, 2026 +7
During noem's time as the head of dhs, good was murdered by a ice officer, and instead of doing anything about the officer, noem investigated goods grieving widow. F*** her and her calls for privacy
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DiscoRabbittTV Apr 2, 2026 +5
Like her f****** Corey? Or like her working for a pedo rapist? GOP values are all over the place
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watch_out_4_snakes Apr 2, 2026 +7
There seem to be an awful lot of open secrets in DC that never get reported on. Many of these things open up the individuals to leverage and blackmail. These should be reported so that the leverage is removed and we have less corruption.
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woodenblinds Apr 2, 2026 +6
do Mike Johnson next
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trashpanda2night Apr 2, 2026 +6
I am not going to kink-shame him, I wanna bully-shame his wife tho
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badwolf1013 Apr 2, 2026 +6
This is such a Catch-22. I don’t want to kink-shame anyone. At the same time, these objectively-awful people use their claimed moral high ground to strip rights away from others, and their hypocrisy should be called out.  
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C3POB1KENOBI Apr 3, 2026 +1
Very convenient way to justify or explain the affair with Lewindowski.
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aeraen Apr 2, 2026 +13
Is there anybody in DC that goes to work 9 to 5, watches The Pitt on weeknights, bar-b-ques on the weekends and doesn't have a weird sexual perversion?
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hortence Apr 2, 2026 +3
Jimmy. He's pretty cool, I guess. I just wish he wouldn't constantly go off about how Beta was the superior tape format. I mean sure, he's right, but I just want to chill sometimes, you know?
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rat_penis Apr 2, 2026 +3
Oh then it's ok she's been f****** her subordinate/ gave her lover a job...cool.
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Adept-Donut-4229 Apr 2, 2026 +5
They gossip about it at their cocaine sex parties.
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According-Bet-141 Apr 2, 2026 +7
I don't care about her husband's private life. I care that she has kidnapped a lot of people, we don't know where or how they are and two persons died under her management. Also, she stole a lot of public money. Let's talk about that.
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Mach5Driver Apr 3, 2026 +1
who cares about his cross-dressing? it's the hypocrisy I can't stand.
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truthrises Apr 2, 2026 +10
Imagine knowing this deeply secret thing about someone then confirming their spouse to one of the most powerful offices in the world. Why not just email the kompromat directly to Putin at that point? The dereliction of duty and gross negligence is shocking and possibly rises to the level of treason depending on what they knew and when.
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restore_democracy Apr 2, 2026 +3
Putin already has it on Trump himself, so what’s the point anymore?
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Reddituser45005 Apr 2, 2026 +4
And yet it never came up in the confirmation hearings or background security checks ???
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Frequent-Client1508 Apr 2, 2026 +4
What is Corey Lewandowski's wife up to? Why is she cool with him having such a public affair?
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relax_live_longer Apr 2, 2026 +4
If I were married to Noem I’d escape into an alternate identity as well. 
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Eddiebaby7 Apr 2, 2026 +3
Much like Matt Gaetz pedophilia and Steve Kings Nazi-ism?
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feignapathy Apr 2, 2026 +3
is that why she is having an affair with Lewandowski?
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LetsGoBubba6141 Apr 2, 2026 +2
probably watching in the corner.
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f8Negative Apr 2, 2026 +4
There are NO secrets in DC.
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Character-Ad-3164 Apr 2, 2026 +4
I can’t muster up an ounce of energy to give a flying f*** about this idiots husband’s sexual fantasies. All of these people should be on trial right now. I feel like this is a distraction from more important issues, and it would be so much less of a huge headline if we lived under a different administration that wasn’t actively influencing our news cycles. I hate it here.
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Slade_Riprock Apr 2, 2026 +3
She played dress up at $200M, let the guy do his thing.
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GatoLibre Apr 2, 2026 +3
I don’t care about what he does in his own time. I do care that Noem is a snowflake when it affects her personally. They never care until it affects them personally.
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FallenValkyrja Apr 2, 2026 +3
Cool. Release the Epstein files.
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unsaturatedface Apr 2, 2026 +5
I bet she dropped this to humiliate him and justify her affair.
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itshifive Apr 3, 2026 +1
I don't shame anyone's kinks, but I shame hypocrisy and homophobia HARD
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baronofdirt Apr 3, 2026 +1
The deflective self loathing runs deep in this crowd. If homie wants giant b****, cool, but the grotesque populist hypocrisy of the whole maga crowd is beyond belief.
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estoybussin Apr 2, 2026 +3
Most people dont care about that. But maga will eat their own over it. Good enough for me.
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Practical-Object9298 Apr 2, 2026 +3
May Kristi Noem know no peace.
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Odd_Reputation_4000 Apr 2, 2026 +3
Lindsey for sure knew.
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Eddie_M Apr 2, 2026 +3
As someone who worked on the Hill for a few years, of the number of "open secrets" in DC I witnessed this is really tame.
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RobinSophie Apr 2, 2026 +3
I wonder if he was in the same circles as Lady...I mean Lindsey Graham. Eta: I will NEVER forgive Kate McKinnon and her portrayal as Lindsey. When she skipped into that court room in that white suit, I completely lost it. Almost needed my inhaler from laughing.
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throwawayhbgtop81 Apr 3, 2026 +3
Lindsay and his Ladybugs.
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kosmonavt-alyosha Apr 3, 2026 +3
The only thing this guy is guilty of (in this specific instance, anyway) is jealousy. He was jealous of the bimboification of his wife.
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DeLoresDelorean Apr 3, 2026 +3
This is a minimal scandal compared to Noem screwing Lewandowsky in the open for years now.
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LochNessMansterLives Apr 3, 2026 +3
Her husband being a cross dresser isn’t the problem. Her hypocrisy, the alt rights hypocrisy, maga hypocrisy, and everyone being afraid the secret would come out, instead of being out and proud, that’s the real story here. They call for blood when someone is different unless it’s one of their own. Then they make excuses. If they just accepted people for who they are instead, we’d be in a lot better place. But I guess they wouldn’t really be a fascist regime if they were open and forgiving now would they?
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KTownserd Apr 3, 2026 +3
The only people who actually care about him cross dressing are republicans. The rest of us just don’t like him because he’s married to Kristi.
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PhoenixTineldyer Apr 3, 2026 +1
I truly hope he divorces that horrid harpy and gets to live the life he wants, with heaving breasts you can crush a beer can with.
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Igoos99 Apr 3, 2026 +1
Doesn't seem like it was an open secret. We would have heard about it long before now. Sure, I believe some people may have known but "open"?? That seems like an exaggeration for clicks. Compare this to J Edgar Hoover or Catlyn Jenner. There were rumors for years and years about each of them. Or other open rumors like GH Bush's supposed affair. Even I heard about that one when the guy was president. We never heard a peep about this guy's hobby until a few days ago.
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PhoenixTineldyer Apr 3, 2026 +1
Lindsey Graham
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TheJaybo Apr 3, 2026 +1
I do not give a shit what turns this man on.
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Serious_Durian_9328 Apr 3, 2026 +1
She leaked that shit herself.
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Seaciety Apr 3, 2026 +1
I've lived in DC a long time and feel like I'm only in on like 30% of the open secrets that "everybody" in DC knows. Let's start being more open on the open secrets, folks. 
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dmcdjr76 Apr 3, 2026 +1
Good for him / her
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cursetea Apr 3, 2026 +1
This is a consenting adult with a kink and nothing more. And yet this is a bigger deal than the Epstein files huh
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AnamCeili Apr 3, 2026 +1
Who the hell cares about his cross-dressing?!? That's irrelevant, his personal business. What matters is the *horrible* shit that *she* has done!
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violetferns Apr 3, 2026 +1
Transphobe in the streets, cross dresser in the sheets. Tale as old as time.
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papaHans Apr 2, 2026 +7
If I had to have sex with Kristi Noem or dressing up as a woman and masturbating. I'm dressing up.
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TheGreatLuck Apr 2, 2026 +3
I mean That tracks. With all the pedophilia and sexual assault going around in that Circle I assume it just wasn't really all that interesting of a rumor to them.
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Emceegreg Apr 2, 2026 +4
Kinda like the "open secret" that Trump is a pedophile?
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manofredearth Apr 2, 2026 +4
Kristi Noem husband’s cross-dressing was ~~‘an open secret in DC’: report~~ only an issue for bigots and weirdos
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HolyToast666 Apr 2, 2026 +3
Because the GOP makes it so.
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Root-magic Apr 2, 2026 +6
I don’t care about what people do in the privacy of their homes as long as no laws are broken. Noem’s hypocritical stance on “family values” and “Christian morality” is what irks. A man should be free to wear a breast plate or balloons without being “bimbo shamed” Something tells me that Byron Noem is going to come out of the closet soon, and unlike the “family values” crowd, the LGBTQ community will welcome him with open arms 
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Sea-Significance8047 Apr 2, 2026 +6
No I absolutely will not welcome that f***** into my community unless he repents big time for all the harm his family has caused us. If he says he absolutely abhors and condemns the anti-LGBTQ legislation that his wife has supported, we can talk. I frankly don’t see any evidence that this man is anything other than straight with a kink though.
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Dorkseid1687 Apr 2, 2026 +2
Who fuckin cares about his cross dressing -put these f****** fascists in jail
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slowdaygames Apr 2, 2026 +2
I’m surprised Bryon Noem didn’t replace Kash Patel as director of the FBI.
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L44KSO Apr 2, 2026 +2
Yup...not really a surprise.
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Heretogetthingsdone Apr 2, 2026 +2
Maybe now we will learn the real reason she shot the dog!
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codecrodie Apr 2, 2026 +2
It seems like his friends and neighbors in SD didnt have a clue though, according to that NYtimes article. I wonder if he fucked corey too
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Temporary-Dot6788 Apr 2, 2026 +2
oh please. move on. This is typical **REPUBLICAN** behavior. Look over here while I screw you.....
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BlueSkyMourning Apr 2, 2026 +2
Cross-dressing didn't shock me. Spending over $25,000 on 3 sex workers did.
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SlothyDeath Apr 2, 2026 +2
How do people even care enough about xdressing that it is blackmailable?
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RicockulousQuisling Apr 2, 2026 +2
All of the other anti-trans crossdressers in DC already knew.
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SgtRockyWalrus Apr 2, 2026 +2
The guy loved the bimbofication of his wife so much that he started feeling jealous. He needed his own glow up.
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brokenmessiah Apr 2, 2026 +2
No one gives a f*** about him. We care that she cares about what we have going on.
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BrokenSmilePhoto Apr 2, 2026 +2
Remembering an old episode of South Park where Butters keeps calling the Terminators wife Skeletor... I think she's been replaced. And also, I love how it seems we are all on the side of the husband, and not Skeletor.
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Ok-Gap1951 Apr 2, 2026 +2
Kristi grifted the American people out of millions of dollars (approx 200m) to give a company 8 days old a government contract to benefit herself and her friends. She deserves no pity. As a Christian, I can forgive but I won't forget. Justice for her crimes I hope soon comes
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AdditionalActuator81 Apr 2, 2026 +2
Hmm was perfect time ing to leak this considering she is being looked at for spending 220 million for tv ads. And the money went to companies she is close with
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CitizenHuman Apr 2, 2026 +2
I'm sure he pranced around her asking if she'd like to "shoot these puppies on my chest".
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MapleHamwich Apr 2, 2026 +2
The man's private sexual proclivities that don't break the law aren't a problem. The pedophiles and r*** ARE, and the coverup of that ARE, and the criminal abuse of undocumented Nd US citizens ARE.
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lcdr_hairyass Apr 2, 2026 +2
Is the entire GOP establishment and MAGA offshoot just a bunch of hateful closeted weirdos? Should have elected the lady with the weird laugh, huh?
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justaguyinjoco Apr 2, 2026 +2
There’s a reason why Grinder usage peaks during the Republican convention.
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Kreativekitchening Apr 2, 2026 +2
He's the better Barbie
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ContributionDue4382 Apr 2, 2026 +2
The press is part of the problem.  If everyone knew, why didn't they publish this earlier? She's a nutcase, her husband is a poster child of the people MAGA hate. She made a mess of the DHS. Why everyone was mum about it?
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AudreyNow Apr 2, 2026 +2
I find it extremely suspicious that the story broke on Transgender Day of Visibility.
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vector_search_blue Apr 3, 2026 +2
Could I see this list of "open secrets", please?
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NotAChanceBucko Apr 3, 2026 +2
Bimboification . What a word
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Aggressive-HeadDesk Apr 3, 2026 +2
I seriously thought this was an April Fools joke.
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aarrtee Apr 3, 2026 +2
i still cannot comprehend the scale of ineptitude running our country right now. It's a clown show. And it's only been a little over a year....
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Sir_Reelist Apr 3, 2026 +2
It’s not the fact that he was a cross dresser it was that the world found out. Oh, and the bimbofication thing when his wife is completely bimbofied!
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SouthSouthBay Apr 3, 2026 +1
Her $140 million kickback scheme is also an open secret I wonder why no one is prosecuting her for that?
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Various-Conclusion52 Apr 3, 2026 +1
Culture has a way of tightening the leash when someone steps outside its unwritten rules. The moment a person stops performing “normal”, it makes people uneasy; it exposes how much of what we do is just quiet compliance. What if, instead, people lived the life that felt true to them and THAT became the baseline? A lot of what gets labeled as “too much,” “weird,” or “inappropriate” is just someone refusing to shrink themselves to fit a script they never consciously agreed to in the first place.
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EvilAgainst Apr 3, 2026 +1
These Mardi Gras-float-looking-head gargoyles project in 70mm widescreen. I cannot believe she was allowed to run anything more complicated than a lemonade stand.
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MourningRIF Apr 3, 2026 +1
Trump probably hit on him not being able to tell the difference.
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fcatw Apr 3, 2026 +1
Ofc it was. Fake outrage
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