> "Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time,” Noem’s representatives told The New York Post.
That’s a bit rich coming from the person who made her fuckbuddy the number 2 at DHS.
8555
ohdeydothodontdeythoMar 31, 2026
+821
So she wants to be treated with dignity and humanity.
Lol
821
kolby924Mar 31, 2026
+181
What goes around comes around !
Karma’s a b****
181
ohdeydothodontdeythoMar 31, 2026
+44
Just every now and then it seems to me there are gods/ a god....and they do have a sense of humour.
44
TinaBelchersBFMar 31, 2026
+166
Asking for prayers made me lol
"I just found out my husband likes to pretend he has b****. Please pray for me 😥"
Like what am I supposed to say in that prayer?? 😂
166
bkbomberMar 31, 2026
+79
“Please be with this puppy killer in her time of need.”
79
graspedbythehuskApr 1, 2026
+18
Please give him real b****?
18
TeripidApr 1, 2026
+9
Pray on your knees for only Cs and not DDs
9
ToginatorApr 1, 2026
+50
Sorry, Best i can do is a couple government goons with masks rushing her vehicle, abducting her to a secret prison then flying her between jurisdictions so there is no jurisdiction for a judge to order her released. Then abandoning her in either a foreign torture prison or a country she has never been and can't speak the language. Maybe she can pull herself up by her bootstraps.
50
RipErRileyMar 31, 2026
+2434
Not saying its untrue but its also a convenient out (and timing) from the husband she was already cheating on. Such a good christian.
2434
Global_Crew3968Mar 31, 2026
+272
My aunt cheated on her first husband, got remarried, got pregnant with twins and decided to abort them because she just wasn't that in love with husband #2
Voted for Trump because he is anti abortion and pro christian values
They divorced shortly after and she's on husband #3, also a huge MAGA on his 2nd marriage.
272
edelweiss_pirates_noMar 31, 2026
+171
MAGA voters are the most awful, amoral, and dumb people I have ever met.
Not saying all are. Just the ones I HAVE MET.
171
redravin12Apr 1, 2026
+19
Yeah. Maybe not all of them are. Just all the ones I've met and all the ones I hear speak
19
RyanNotBrianApr 1, 2026
+8
Just say all.
8
turquoise_amethystMar 31, 2026
+118
She probably leaked the info to get a divorce
118
RipErRileyMar 31, 2026
+62
Everything these ghouls do publicly is performative, hypocritical, and fake. So I think thats certainly possible.
62
Artistic_Purpose1225Mar 31, 2026
+32
Yeah, no part of me believes she wasn’t already aware of this. Hell, I don’t even believe the Trump regime didn’t already know this.
My tinfoil hat theory is this got “leaked” by the regime to try to further ruin her life now that she’s no longer useful to them.
32
turquoise_amethystMar 31, 2026
+15
There’s a quote from Laura Loomer in the article about how Kristi and everyone else already knew.
They’ve been together since their early 20s, and she’s what, like 50 something now? She knew.
I read somewhere else that this was going to be used for blackmail/exposed via the Mail, so they had to get ahead of it by announcing the Corey Affair first… which honestly makes sense
Their base wouldn’t accept a “regular” divorce because they grew apart. Also they would not accept her staying with him after this. The only way going forward is to use her (latest) affair to justify a divorce.
15
Logical-Let-7026Mar 31, 2026
+717
Oh don't worry, five hail marys, and she will be forgiven.
That is the grift of Christianity.
Act like a shitbag, say Satan made you do it, confess, rinse & repeat.
717
rightwingcrimespreeMar 31, 2026
+84
Kristi Noem isn't Catholic
84
francis2559Mar 31, 2026
+152
Yeah.
I’m Catholic and there’s absolutely people who abuse confession, fail to actually atone with the people they wronged. But white evangelicals are a whole nother level. They don’t think they need to apologize to anyone at all.
152
99SoulsUpMar 31, 2026
+69
I grew up Catholic and while I don’t practice anymore, I think a lot of non religious people mistakenly lump us in with evangelicals. There’s a big difference. We have *shame* in our bones.
That and Catholics as a whole aren’t necessarily conservatives. It’s pretty politically diverse
69
MashedPotajoeMar 31, 2026
+48
Not religious but raised catholic and the “shame in our bones” rings so true. Shit still lingers
48
joszmaMar 31, 2026
+18
I accidentally got coffee without paying at Starbucks and the guilt lowkey ruined my afternoon.
You can take the boy out of the church…
18
francis2559Mar 31, 2026
+15
It used to be meaningful to talk about "the Catholic vote" and the term "bleeding heart liberal" originally described Catholics devoted to the Sacred/Immaculate Heart. But yeah, it's no longer meaningful. Race, gender, education, wealth, they're all much better predictors of vote these days.
15
MAN_UTD90Mar 31, 2026
+12
I'm Hispanic and I am often puzzled by how much shame seems to be a part of the American Catholic experience. I guess it's a cultural thing but for us, I don't think it shame is ingrained so much. Sure, you're supposed to feel shame if you sin and the priest talks about shame and sinning a lot, but it seems to me that Hispanic Catholics in general are a lot less....intense? Crucifixes and pictures of the Virgin and medallions aside, we do love those.
Of course you always have the fanatic types, but it seems to me that the vast majority of Catholics I know don't make it like a core part of their personality. It's more like having black hair or brown eyes, it's there and that's it. I've noticed that people in our culture tend to become more devout once they are in their 60s-70s though. I've thought it may be a social thing, a way to connect with others and to reconnect with our traditional values as we grow old.
12
ArchdukeToesMar 31, 2026
+25
As long as you say sorry to God you can do whatever the f*** you like, it appears. It’s definitely the kind of moral framework that would appeal to amoral bastards.
25
Aardvark4352Mar 31, 2026
+52
I don’t think they even have to say “sorry.” The rule is that as long as you *believe* that Jesus is your personal savior, then he can save you from all of your sins. No actual good deeds, attempts at good deeds, or contrition for bad deeds is required. The religion only requires belief, not acts. Since Jesus is saving you anyway from your sins, he can save you from a couple more…
52
C-n0teMar 31, 2026
+24
Someone once said to me "If you ain't sinnin', then he died for nothin'.
24
chockfulloffeelsMar 31, 2026
+21
Not Catholicism. Not only do you have to say sorry, you are still punished for all of your sins. And you must commit works of mercy.
21
SpinningHeadMar 31, 2026
+238
Evangelicals just get "saved" and then they can murder all the children and steal all they want.
238
AmoralvirusMar 31, 2026
+37
The bible really does not say that is the *way it works, but they do not read those parts of the bible; or possibly read at all.
*edited for left out word * ''way''.
37
SpinningHeadMar 31, 2026
+27
The Bible says a lot of things.
27
hand_truckMar 31, 2026
+15
I only turn to the Bible when I need to discipline my slaves.
15
HelpfulSeaMammalMar 31, 2026
+87
Just make sure you say "I accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior!" the instant before you die and you are guaranteed eternal bliss. Simple as.
87
AlphabunsquadMar 31, 2026
+33
I plan on saying it after I die and hope that still counts. Feels like I should have all the info first.
33
chockfulloffeelsMar 31, 2026
+9
She’s not Catholic.
9
Forsaken-DustMar 31, 2026
+9
Not sure why she's "devastated".
9
FantasticJacket7Mar 31, 2026
+172
There's also no reason to believe any sentence that starts with, "The Daily Mail reported"
172
eaglebtcMar 31, 2026
+147
Except that they have the photos.
147
yrnkweenMar 31, 2026
+78
And prove that he’s an absolute idiot. In addition to their love of fake-looking plastic surgery, he and Kristi share a lack of discretion.
78
JDDJSMar 31, 2026
+50
Yeah, but Noem's response basically confirms it.
50
tracyingeMar 31, 2026
+16
**Ron Filipkowski, editor-in-chief of** [**MeidasTouch.com**](http://MeidasTouch.com)**, a progressive media network critical of Trump, on** [**X**](https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/2038992837606330495)**:** "You just wonder each day what these people have in store for you next."
16
sturgill_hommeMar 31, 2026
+13
True story; I only know about this because of the Radiohead song
13
Status-BiscottiMar 31, 2026
+4
While I agree with that statement, I read the article and there were a bunch of pictures.
4
PinksamuraiiiiiMar 31, 2026
+16
I feel like she ‘knew’ this secret already and that’s why she was cheating on her husband (not that it’s an excuse for it).
16
distorted_kiwiMar 31, 2026
+237
> noem is devastated
So are the families of Pretti and Good.
> the family was blind sided
A lot of good peaceful citizens were blindsided being called terrorists
> they ask for privacy and prayers
We ask for justice and consequences. Not lateral job placements.
237
PepperoniFogDartMar 31, 2026
+34
Exactly. F*** her privacy. What about the privacy of American Citizens getting harassed and illegally detailed by ICE? What about the legitimate refugees who were in the court houses for their immigration hearings that got hauled out and disappeared?
F*** her, she don’t get no special treatment.
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edelweiss_pirates_noMar 31, 2026
+9
She did the most HORRIFIC thing she could have done after Good was executed.
And then she did it again after Pretti was executed.
F*** you, Kristi Noem. I will see you at your trial.
9
Zinfan1Mar 31, 2026
+9
Some were actually blinded by ICE.
9
DeadPeanutSocietyMar 31, 2026
+42
"MS." Noem!? Maybe the problem has already sorted itself out.
42
brickne3Mar 31, 2026
+16
Does the current Mrs. Lewandowski know she's about to get supplanted or does Corey still need her 9/11 widow status for something?
16
UghFudgeBwanaMar 31, 2026
+76
I pray that she'll leave public office and never approach anything resembling politics ever again.
76
SweetandSourCarolineMar 31, 2026
+54
or a puppy dog
54
ShitBirdingAroundMar 31, 2026
+11
RIP Cricket
11
RandomlyJimMar 31, 2026
+38
Why is she upset?
She obviously enjoys dressing up as well.
38
Meet_James_EnsorMar 31, 2026
+20
Maybe this is why she had her face surgically designed to look like a sex doll.
20
gsbadjMar 31, 2026
+26
She didn't say it's not true.
26
ASmallTownDJMar 31, 2026
+27
Which is genuinely surprising, seeing as her party uses "fake news" in place of "nuh-uh."
27
PolantarisMar 31, 2026
+26
It's a bit rich coming from **anyone** in this administration considering their blatant, constant, endless attacks on trans people. This is literally drag, the thing they constantly attack.
But now that someone in their home is associated, they want privacy? Repeal all the laws attacking trans people across this country and maybe we can consider that. Until then, f*** you Noem and let's shine a spotlight on their hypocrisy.
26
platinumarksMar 31, 2026
+11
Cross-dressing isn't inherently a trans identity
11
Lexi_HearttMar 31, 2026
+14
No but they paint it the same way. Yes, they're stupid for painting it the same way but the fact remains.
14
Duane_Mar 31, 2026
+117
That's the real schtick. He's been a closet cuck this whole time. He was even at the hearing the day before she was removed, talking about Lewindowsky right in front of him.
Now that it's out, it's less fun. Classic kink stuff, really.
117
ValturiaMar 31, 2026
+29
Imagine if these self-hating hypocrites came to terms with their kinks and differences. Instead they stay in the closet and hurt others to lash out. I f****** despise them, even though I don't care about their sex life. I wish they did the same for others.
29
Excellent_Month_2025Mar 31, 2026
+36
There are plenty of political spouses who stay married to cheaters without it being some kind of sexual kink
36
EducationalTutorJONMar 31, 2026
+25
True, but the hypocrisy here is what makes people jump to the kink theories.
25
ASmallTownDJMar 31, 2026
+20
I like how grave this statement is, like this kind of thing is the same level to them as if he killed a bunch of schoolkids. Probably worse, even, since we know they don't give a shit about that.
20
Raspberries-Are-EvilMar 31, 2026
+19
"Ms" Noem notice she isn't "Mrs. Noem."
19
JDDJSMar 31, 2026
+18
Wait, it's actually real??? I just assumed it was fake.
18
Ancient-Dust3077Mar 31, 2026
+14
I mean I cross dress
14
speedhunter787Mar 31, 2026
+25
But are you a major republican political figure?
25
Ancient-Dust3077Mar 31, 2026
+19
I’m one of the biggest
19
Critical_Week1303Mar 31, 2026
+15
That's what the tape is for.
15
Quakes-JDMar 31, 2026
+15
Blindsided by the news being publicized but not the fact he (allegedly) does that
15
bryan49Mar 31, 2026
+13
Also, she ran an agency that kidnapped and murdered people while grifting millions of dollars! And they seem less embarrassed about that then freaking cross-dressing, which isn't even illegal
13
ExtraAssociate1104Mar 31, 2026
+10
Not the usual vociferous denial that you would expect. This almost sounds like it’s got some meat to it.
10
GarmaCyroMar 31, 2026
+10
\*Snarky\* Ofc she's devastated. Her husband [received donations](https://newrepublic.com/post/208411/kristi-noem-husband-report-cross-dressing-woman) between 500 to 1000 USD for topless photos. This is a woman that's using her position to finance her personal photoshots, and hearing her husband gets paid his own photoshots.
It's also telling how much right is focused on digging their own graves. Instead of seeking a life where they can be themself, they rather drag everybody down into the same cesspool they're stuck in.
10
eiretara7Mar 31, 2026
+10
I hope she is shown the same compassion and dignity that she has afforded so many others.
10
ProudPainting6850Mar 31, 2026
+7
Right like, didn't she have another man inside her? And it was the worst kept secret in DC?
7
orionisintheskyMar 31, 2026
+8
Privacy? Prayers? Absolutely not. She better get harassed daily like she did to all those poor folks she had deported.
8
technicalconsoleMar 31, 2026
+6
Seriously, these people are filth. Not because they’re into k**** stuff, but because they demonize others who are open about it and then pass laws against the very same things that they do all while claiming to be holier than thou Christians
6
Luder714Mar 31, 2026
+11
Yeah, but adultery is one thing, but the guy wore fake boobies! He must be destroyed! Do you understand what this does to her reputation? She was well respected before this!
11
PopPalsUnitedMar 31, 2026
+723
I’m 100% she already knew.
723
ol_dirty_applesauceMar 31, 2026
+440
I'm willing to bet she "leaked" this info to the press to make her inevitable divorce more palatable to the public.
440
PopPalsUnitedMar 31, 2026
+54
Wouldn’t be unbelievable.
54
CardBoardOsoMar 31, 2026
+40
100% Putin already knew this months ago also
40
TERRAIN_PULL_UP_Mar 31, 2026
+10
They clearly weren’t “together” in the traditional sense. I’m guessing she just didn’t want to get divorced mostly for political reasons
10
WastingMyLifeTodayMar 31, 2026
+30
A picture: [https://df0qpdpgyrnhvm.archive.is/pbkSs/b036c19329a94879ce6343f1eada4937a99ddcbc.avif](https://df0qpdpgyrnhvm.archive.is/pbkSs/b036c19329a94879ce6343f1eada4937a99ddcbc.avif)
hilarious
30
lundahMar 31, 2026
+3538
I couldn’t care less what Kristi or her cuckold husband do behind closed doors. I do, however, have an issue with their hypocrisy wanting to dictate what other people are allowed to do behind closed doors.
3538
BurgerQueef69Mar 31, 2026
+108
"We ask for privacy during this difficult time."
Says the lady who wants to inspect everybody's genitals before they go into the bathroom.
108
CitronTraining2114Mar 31, 2026
+16
Fuckin' drama queen. Old man gets caught with his pants down and they act like somebody died.
16
ITSA-GONGSHOWMar 31, 2026
+508
Came here to say this. People are allowed to concensually do whatever they want in privacy. Just seems like it's always the folks that say you can't who are in the spotlight for it.
508
-PineNeedleTea-Mar 31, 2026
+205
I still remember that Mom's of Liberty lady who was so anti-LGBTQ+ only to be caught in a sex scandal where she was having a consensual threesome with her husband and another woman. She didn't want gays to have any rights but she can hook up with another woman. It's always the conservatives who are so repressed and self-hating that are the loudest voices in these bigoted movements.
205
checker280Mar 31, 2026
+20
You don’t understand. It’s not the same as the delinquent liberal gay stuff. This is normal everyday conservative kink!
/s
20
MadAstridMar 31, 2026
+120
This Is why they are so adamant about the pissing habits of others.
When they wear women’s clothes it is to satisfy a massive sexual kink that they will do anything to satisfy, Including forcing themselves on others. They cannot comprehend that being trans is not the same as their habit.
120
StyggMar 31, 2026
+16
god f****** damn. thank you. I see post after post stating the "hypocrisy" equating me to a f*****. there is nothing wrong with either, but it is not at all the same.
16
AlcibiadesTheCatApr 1, 2026
+5
Mmm, I'm going to disagree with you slightly. Being trans isn't a f*****, but a f***** can often belie an urge to transition.
I'm a trans woman. 6 years HRT, bottom surgery next week. But, in the before times, I used to be shockingly like Mr. Noem. I didn't know any better. I didn't know how else to express my feminine side. I only knew that when I imagined myself as a woman, I felt good, and when I felt good, I felt horny, and...
And now instead of being eager to go home to put a bra on, I'm eager to go home and take my bra off. It's a beautifully full circle.
5
Agreeable-Agent-7384Mar 31, 2026
+29
Also the potential issue of Noem having used tax payer money to pay off the blackmail to save her image while head of ice. Or who knows what else they got her to do with it.
29
TabulaRazoMar 31, 2026
+41
Sounds like classic Republicanism. My sex life is my own business - but yours should be illegal.
41
CitronTraining2114Mar 31, 2026
+17
I was just wondering how the Grindr servers are holding up under CPAC.
17
profane_vitiateMar 31, 2026
+732
I'm calling it now: They divorce, she goes public with her relationship with Lewandowski, and later it comes out that she leaked the photos because Byron -- who is an insurance agent -- doesn't want to give up his current standard of living with a divorce.
732
yrnkweenMar 31, 2026
+153
She shot him like a dog that was no longer useful to her. Yep, that’s on brand.
153
DeadPeanutSocietyMar 31, 2026
+76
Newsweek is a rag and the original accusation was in The Daily Mail, which is a tabloid, but the statement does call her "Ms. Noem."
76
Axin_SaxonMar 31, 2026
+44
In the Trumposphere, the usual play is “deny, deny, deny.” So her coming forward and asking for privacy rather than outright denying it is…telling.
44
brickne3Mar 31, 2026
+17
That was my first thought as well, but Corey still has to get rid of his wife, who if I remember correctly is a 9/11 widow and is somewhat useful to him.
17
Subliminal_KiddoMar 31, 2026
+1178
That's a headline I did not expect to read today.
1178
Prior_Coyote_4376Mar 31, 2026
+584
The only consistent principle of the conservative movement is deep psychosexual perversions they project onto others.
There’s a reason red states watch so much interracial and especially trans p***. Right-wing men are so obsessed with holding onto their imagined idea of masculinity that the idea of someone confidently choosing to embrace femininity (and even daring to become attractive to them) instead given the option breaks their brain.
People who have lived in blue bubbles their whole lives don’t understand that toxic masculinity isn’t just a belief system for these conservative men, it’s deeply ingrained into the way they walk, talk, eat, sleep, and shit. It’s this constant anxiety that makes them pressure cookers, and the tension of that causes really weird sexual behaviors as well.
Remember how Stormy Daniels said Trump likes to be spanked with a magazine of himself? Or Jerry Falwell and the pool boy f****** his wife? Or Nancy Reagan the throat goat? Or Boebert vaping and groping her date’s d*** at a family-friendly play? Or MTG rubbing a cardboard cutout of Trump’s crotch? Or Dennis Hastert and Gym Jordan’s child molestation scandals? I edited this comment to keep adding examples but I truly can’t include them all.
And perhaps no one would care what they do if they kept it to themselves, but they seem to be the first to throw stones from glass houses…
EDIT: to clarify, the cross-dressing is not the perversion. The hypocrisy of harboring extreme hate for trans people and the entire LGBTQ community is the true perversion. We are pro-sex in this house and we stan consensual kinks
584
Ancient-Village6479Mar 31, 2026
+178
Same reason they weaponized the word “cuck” it’s always projection. The conservative psyche goes hand in hand with being cucked.
178
hikemallsMar 31, 2026
+55
More Republicans should work in movie theaters, with how good they are at projection.
55
Prior_Coyote_4376Mar 31, 2026
+23
Well, a lot of Republicans like Dana Loesch of the NRA/Breitbart and Steven Crowder are just rejects from the entertainment industry who had to settle for uneducated religious zealots that had already been primed for right-wing bait from Fox for decades…
so it sounds like Republicans literally can’t work anywhere except for their billionaire masters which explains their desperation to keep grifting
23
IdkAbtAllThatMar 31, 2026
+13
I mean they like to call Trump "Daddy Trump"...
13
[deleted]Mar 31, 2026
+6
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9ersaurMar 31, 2026
+25
Any discussion of republican homophobia without repressed homosexuality is incomplete
25
SirDiegoMar 31, 2026
+42
>People who have lived in blue bubbles their whole lives don’t understand that toxic masculinity isn’t just a belief system for these conservative men, it’s deeply ingrained into the way they walk, talk, eat, sleep, and shit.
Isn't this like the entire point of "toxic masculinity" as a concept? I feel like it is conservatives who misconstrue it as criticism of *masculinity in general* rather than what the term was intended to mean, which is this exact cultural system that you're describing that makes men feel uncomfortable and anxious all of the time.
42
StJeanMarkMar 31, 2026
+34
Anytime someone correctly identifies a problem with them and labels it, they spend the next decade bastardizing and taking over the term. It is the most successful thing they do. Woke, DEI, fake news, you name it.
34
Prior_Coyote_4376Mar 31, 2026
+16
I think a lot of well-meaning, left-leaning people end up seeing toxic masculinity (and other types of bigotry in general) intellectually as an idea someone has chosen to adopt and so they respond to it with logical arguments.
When you meet the odd loud and proud right-winger in blue bubbles, they’re often a debate bro type who try and defend toxic masculinity from their misunderstandings of facts and logic. They might discuss evolution and use that as a basis to make positive claims about how we should live within gender roles to prosper as a society. They also buy flannel and boots so they can LARP as country people calling out coastal elites.
But red bubble conservatives don’t intellectualize it (or much of anything), they spiritualize it to a degree that’s genuinely oppressive to themselves down to whether asking for a cupcake is too homo and obsessing over it. Most explanations are only one or two steps away from “God made it so” or “that’s the way the world works” as an endpoint, and every action is viewed through how it shapes their personal identity.
16
JJRamoneMar 31, 2026
+44
Cross-dressing is not a “deep psychosexual perversion”.
The weird and disagreeable part is when conservatives lash out at others because they feel shameful about their own relationships with gender and sexuality.
We should be careful not to disparage innocent third parties when criticizing these ghouls in the White House.
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Prior_Coyote_4376Mar 31, 2026
+32
I agree, my language could’ve been clearer.
The problem isn’t cross-dressing, it’s the weird dissonance between loving cross-dressing while needing to project this weird alpha male persona that can’t cross-dress for some reason.
They ironically call others perverted while the real perversion is found within the hypocrisy of their values and actions to the point of bringing harm to others, which is what I hope was highlighted and is at least now clarified.
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JJRamoneMar 31, 2026
+10
Agreed. Sadly if hypocrisy was the red line for anyone on the right, Trump wouldn’t have gotten elected once, let alone twice.
10
Additional-Signal327Mar 31, 2026
+24
And muslim + family/step sister p***. Just weird.
24
RandalFlagg19Mar 31, 2026
+16
Republicans are weird?
16
FizzyBeverageMar 31, 2026
+15
Does a bear shit in the woods?
15
tinyhands2016Mar 31, 2026
+12
Be careful, Republicans are into that.
12
illusionzmichaelMar 31, 2026
+7
>The only consistent principle of the conservative movement is deep psychosexual perversions they project onto others.
And hide....There's a reason Sean Penn's character exists in OBAA...
7
CaptainMagnetsMar 31, 2026
+5
Or you know, 90% of pedophiles caught are Republicans...
5
Accurate_Neat_355Mar 31, 2026
+59
For those wondering:
https://www.listnook.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/w4ShxMFKN3
Edit: its marked nsfw btw
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ScotTheDuckMar 31, 2026
+13
Honestly my first reaction was “if you have real ones that look like that, you needed a f****** mammogram last week.”
13
buffysmanycoatsMar 31, 2026
+44
Dead dove inside.
44
_DONT_PANIC_42_Mar 31, 2026
+6
Well I don’t know what I expected…
6
Slade_RiprockMar 31, 2026
+356
cross dressing = grave MAGA sin
But f****** around on your husband, installing your BF as #2, and spending a quarter billion an an ad campaign for yourself, and buying a $70m f*** place = true patriot
356
choachyMar 31, 2026
+42
It's funny that there is zero mention of this on r / conservative. You know she knew. And might have leaked it herself. They judge everyone else, but don't look within. Classic.
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bgroinsMar 31, 2026
+21
> cross dressing = grave MAGA sin
Except when [JD](https://www.thedailybeast.com/jd-vances-campaign-wont-deny-thats-him-in-viral-drag-photo/) and anyone else on their side does it. Then it's just a goof.
21
CaydeTheCatMar 31, 2026
+12
Or, say, [Rudy](https://youtu.be/yuxTxBoTsKc)...
12
Axin_SaxonMar 31, 2026
+8
I went to a rural school where as part of homecoming pep rally, the football players would go through a bunch of gameshow-like challenges and one of them was hurriedly throwing on a dress and do some kind of athletic activity. Usually a race in heels. That was never an issue and never would have raised a stink from conservatives. Every year they did this.
Why?
Because it is acceptable to them when it is used as a punchline. When being dressed as a woman is a joke. When crossdressing is SUPPOSED to be humiliating ritual everyone laughs about.
They hate when it is accepted and treated with dignity. When it’s treated with basic human respect rather than ridicule.
That on its own says a lot about the conservative psyche.
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black_flag_4everMar 31, 2026
+108
The world be a better place if conservatives were just honest about themselves.
108
FizzyBeverageMar 31, 2026
+53
Lindsay Graham caught prancing around Disney World and then tries to hyper masculinize himself by going hunting. You can't make this up.
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emotions1026Mar 31, 2026
+9
I'm kind of obsessed with the idea that he had hunting pictures taken in advance in case he had a Disney World trip to hide though.
9
Soft_Walrus_3605Mar 31, 2026
+8
So much repressed... stuff that manifests in the most weird ways. Wonder what Stephen Miller's into that makes him the way he is.
8
weisblattsnutMar 31, 2026
+160
Now that I think about it, I've never seen them together..
160
whichwitch9Mar 31, 2026
+73
They're rarely together. He moved out of the Governor's mansion in her first year as Governor and she constantly paid to have her sidepiece flown in to stay with her. She's had an open affair with Lewandowski for years now, going into her time at DHS.
They are almost never together, but she's another fake family values person, so every once in a while she trotted him out for a photo op then went back to her boytoy
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brickne3Mar 31, 2026
+11
I mean... surely she's not fooling anyone with the fake family values at this point?
11
handstied14Mar 31, 2026
+16
"she" paid or taxpayers paid?
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EducationalTutorJONMar 31, 2026
+42
The Superman and Clark Kent of South Dakota politics.
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XaytonMar 31, 2026
+32
Cuck Kent
Fixed it for you.
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brickne3Mar 31, 2026
+11
I saw him sitting behind her when she was questioned by a congressional committee about f****** Corey Lewandowski, ha ha.
11
DrGoblinatorMar 31, 2026
+53
The wonky nipples are the biggest crime here.
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HandrewJobertMar 31, 2026
+20
One nip lookin at ya, one nip lookin for ya
20
CulturalKing5623Mar 31, 2026
+35
Welp, it's 11:24am local time and I've clearly already had enough internet for the day.
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ZardotabMar 31, 2026
+65
The Gods of Irony are finally waking up to Magaville. Let's hope Kristi treats LGBTQ+ better than she treats pets.
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usuhbiMar 31, 2026
+16
i dont think she likes em very much considering how she treats her gay husband
16
ProtectthePearsMar 31, 2026
+40
Really doubt he's gay. Thats a straight man getting off on being a sissy while another guy fucks his wife. It's violently heterosexual.
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TRIBETWELVEMar 31, 2026
+18
"Violently heterosexual" is a new one and I love it
18
ArthurDimmesMar 31, 2026
+6
Sorta. He's either into sissification or forced sissification. In case lewendowski is the bull here, he might not just be into his wife f****** another dude, he might be involved too.
6
sharlayanMar 31, 2026
+32
Hey Kristi, it really wouldn't be such a big scandal that your husband's got a crossdressing kink if you weren't all such uptight freaks about it.
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XaytonMar 31, 2026
+109
I can't help but laugh.
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BadHominemMar 31, 2026
+54
The sad part is that this is probably actually why she was removed as Secretary of Homeland Security. Not because Trump had any real problem with how she was handling things. They probably found out about this a month or two ago and decided she had to go.
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FalseBuddhaMar 31, 2026
+22
This administration hasn't tried to get out ahead of any other embarrassing news, I severely doubt they did anything in advance of this, either.
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xper0072Mar 31, 2026
+19
Nah, she got sidelined because she tried to rope Trump into the blame of her scheme that hired a week old company to be in charge of $25 million worth of DHS advertising. I bet money Trump just didn't like being dragged under the bus so Noem had to pay a price for the betrayal.
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brickne3Mar 31, 2026
+10
Trump's a New Yorker who loves Broadway musicals and whose favorite song is YMCA. Hell, his mentor was Roy Cohn. He doesn't care if Noem's cuck husband is a crossdresser. *Some* of his staff *might*, but I doubt it—most of his inner circle don't have any *actual* beliefs, they're just focused on keeping the power and the grift going.
10
itshifiveMar 31, 2026
+26
What f****** timeline is this
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blushblondieeMar 31, 2026
+23
It's telling that they're asking for "prayers" instead of simply accepting that cross-dressing is a normal form of expression for many people. The real tragedy here isn't that her husband cross-dresses, it's that their political platform has made it something shameful that requires divine intervention.
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casher89Mar 31, 2026
+23
There’s an argument about how fascists are fascists because of sexual repression. They hide their true sexuality in the closet and then repress the outside world because of their insecurity and anger. It feels about right for all of these Trump Admin fascists. And frankly Trump himself.
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TechieSidheMar 31, 2026
+12
This is proof kink shaming just makes things worse. When you let people explore their sexuality in a safe, sane, consensual manner with proper societal and mental health support... well.... I think a lot of issues would be solved.
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lostmessage256Mar 31, 2026
+90
As long as its not on the tax payer dime I don't care. They can both have fun playing dressup together.
Everyone remembers she oversaw several extrajudicial executions right?
90
shrimpcestMar 31, 2026
+53
It's about the hypocrisy, as far as I can tell.
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Speedy_CheeseMar 31, 2026
+16
She condemns people for doing what her husband is accused of is the issue.
For the record, I genuinely don't care who wears what as long as it ain't hurting anyone.
That said, she has made a name for herself attacking communities who do drag and well . . . Pretty damn hypocritical if she is married to a drag queen herself. LOL
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writeinfreedomMar 31, 2026
+15
A reminder that Kristi Noem was the DHS Secretary who oversaw Abrego Garcia & others being sold, as slaves to Bukele in El Salvador - CECOT - in addition to the whole kidnapping and brutality tour of 2025 that culminated in shooting deaths of innocent people, and much more.
This woman was *laterally moved* and her seat replaced by an even dumber guy, but this story is absolutely here to make us all forget that she is liable for so many real things. Serious things. Do not forget that.
This scandal is ridiculous and her husband may be an easy target but if he isn't a Secretary of Trump's administration so we need to ignore this.
She must face real consequences not just this mockery.
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WhatWouldMedusaDoMar 31, 2026
+15
I'm all for kinks; fully pro f*****: ***YOU DO YOU***.
But don't you *dare* stand there and tell me it's a sin if I do it while parading around doing the same damn thing behind closed doors!
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spicymushrooom_Mar 31, 2026
+15
The f****** AUDACITY to ask for privacy let alone prayers.
Get f****** bent.
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Sea_Cartographer_815Apr 1, 2026
+11
To Bryon Noem:
I don’t know your politics, but regardless, good for you, honey. You deserve to explore your identity and sexuality as much as any other human being. It can’t be easy suffering quietly while your wife spouts hateful ideology that only serves to invalidate you.
I hope you wake up one day and realize you deserve better than being tethered to a philanderer who hates you and publicly shames you.
To Kristi Noem:
Lol get rekt, b****.
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bl1nkNyourD3adMar 31, 2026
+11
I guess it’s good he’s not a furry. She might have mistaken him for her disobedient puppy and shot him.
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andymfjAZMar 31, 2026
+10
So she had no problem ambiguously addressing claims of an affair with Lewandowski in public, but THIS she can’t find the words for and need privacy about???
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FerrocileMar 31, 2026
+9
I really don’t care. There are more important things to worry about like the war we never asked for or the fact that sex offenders run the country and will never see justice or maybe the thing about billionaires robbing us blind.
9
Jwatts1113Mar 31, 2026
+8
>"Ms. Noem is devastated"
Because he looked better than she did?
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Alchemist_92Mar 31, 2026
+147
Happy Trans Day of Visibility, Kristi!
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SymbiSpideyMar 31, 2026
+7
It is ALWAYS projection with Republicans. Same as how so many of the "protect the children" anti-LGBTQ activists end up being child rapists themselves.
7
tinyhands2016Mar 31, 2026
+8
Nothing wrong with cross dressing. Besides, the President and his favorite mayor are known to be into it too: [https://people.com/politics/donald-trump-motorboats-rudy-giuliani-in-drag-in-unearthed-sketch/](https://people.com/politics/donald-trump-motorboats-rudy-giuliani-in-drag-in-unearthed-sketch/)
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Ace-CuddlerMar 31, 2026
+6
>they ask for privacy and prayers at the time
Coming from the woman who cosplayed as a military leader while ICE agents broke down doors and dragged people out of their homes without a warrant.
Bish, please!
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needlestackMar 31, 2026
+6
That her husband is a cross-dresser is the least awful thing I’ve learned about Kristi Noem since first hearing her name.
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OkMathematician3494Apr 1, 2026
+7
Hegseth is always drunk . Kills innocents and calls them bad guys.
Rubio smokes crack. Punishes entire cuban population for being under a dictatorship rule?
Lady Lindsey Graham is always drunk. Loves wars.
Trump sleeps with pornstars and allegedly rapes children. He also orders bombing of school girls. Aids a genocide in Gaza
Vance pounds his own couch.
Yet somehow, Americans think of these guys as “Real Christians”.
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inagartenofedenMar 31, 2026
+6
They have something in common, both like to play dressup
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lizkbyerMar 31, 2026
+5
Ha ha ha I love this for her!
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SimpleTomatillo1166Mar 31, 2026
+5
Maybe she needs to look at her extremely hypocritical life and change to a political party where crossdressers are not looked down upon as subhumans.
The double standard is astonishing.
Nothing wrong with being a crossdresser. Everything wrong with being a sadistic vile republican who throws children in jail.
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Business-Might-1824Mar 31, 2026
+7
Titsmaxxing
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CatastrophicCapybaraMar 31, 2026
+6
Puppies so big Kristi wanted to shoot them.
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Wolverine-75009Mar 31, 2026
+5
His b**** are not anymore fake than hers.
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Ckck96Mar 31, 2026
+6
Legit feel bad for him, no one should have their kink exposed like that
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ZarmazarmaApr 1, 2026
+6
Being a cross dresser is totally fine. Being married to Kristi Noem is a genuine moral failing, though.
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William-RikerMar 31, 2026
+11
As a Canadian watching your shit-show, how the f*** do you not all have second hand embarrassment at this point? All these 'MAGA' bros are such pathetic 'cucks' (to use their own choice of words) and it's starting to become funny to me. Like... how many of these MAGA guys are just pathetic men who are projecting their own self hatred out on to others?
There always seem to be some story about some MAGA personality, or religious leader, or alt-right leader, living some two-faced life. I think all their hatred must come from compensation and projection.
As the youth would say, they all have small d*** energy going on.
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Greeve78Mar 31, 2026
+7
If you don’t think many Americans are embarrassed then I don’t know what to tell you.
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Creepy-Floor-1745Mar 31, 2026
+4
What made you think we’re not embarrassed?
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skankensteinMar 31, 2026
+9
I hate that their hypocrisy leads to people yucking yums when their hypocrisy is exposed.
I don’t care if someone x dresses and wears lopsided titties, I care that they do it while dehumanizing others for also doing it.
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FuzzyBrilliant2026Mar 31, 2026
+4
You KNOW she's going to make that bathroom on her sex plane gender segregated now.
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JDDJSMar 31, 2026
+5
I thought for sure that this was going to be a non-story, and just an allegation with no proof to back it up. But the response from her team confirms that it's real.
> "Ms. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers at the time,"
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Root-magicMar 31, 2026
+6
Just seen the pics, you can’t unsee them
Secret double life of Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband Bryon
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15685877/kristi-noem-husband-bryon-crossdressing-pictures-south-dakota.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton
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ArtistdudeCAWsMar 31, 2026
+5
Not really sure how to respond to these headlines anymore..
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palbertalampApr 1, 2026
+5
' cross-dresses, wears fake breasts '
He just wanted two puppies she wouldn't shoot .
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donsfan60Apr 1, 2026
+5
Saw this earlier "Good thing he wasn't a "Furrie" or she'd have shot him in the face". Well done OP , laughing my ass off.
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imconsideringdascrodMar 31, 2026
+8
So she’s got a freaky husband playing Mrs. Dogfire and she’s lying about being unaware of it, and she’s got a sex pest side-b**** who’s so dumb he gave potty training praise to a fake child on cameo.
What a f****** moron. Didn’t need this to say it, but *goddamn* if she isn’t a picture-perfect representation of American kakistocracy right now.
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