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Leonardo DiCaprio Sent Baskets of Pasta to Nikki Glaser After She Roasted Him For Dating Women Under 30 and Never Revealing Info About His Life

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Leonardo DiCaprio Sent Baskets of Pasta to Nikki Glaser After She Roasted Him for Dating Women Under 30 and Never Revealing Info About His Life
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Leonardo DiCaprio Sent Baskets of Pasta to Nikki Glaser After She Roasted Him for Dating Women Under 30 and Never Revealing Info About His Life
Leonardo DiCaprio sent baskets of pasta to Nikki Glaser after she roasted him at the Golden Globes for dating women under 30.

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mcfw31 Apr 23, 2026 +3819
> Internet sleuths were quick to locate the real Teen Beat magazine article, which included a young DiCaprio filling out a survey and raving about pasta. Glaser admitted on “The Tonight Show” that she was “struggling” to come up with a good DiCaprio joke because people have been making digs at his dating history for quite some time. She even quipped: “That joke’s been going on longer than his current girlfriend has been a live. It’s been around forever.” > “After I do it, I always send flowers to everyone that I made fun of that was a good sport about it, which was everyone, just to say thank you, because it is a part of why I’m successful at it,” Glaser explained to “Tonight Show” host Jimmy Fallon. “The only person who sent something back to me was [Leonardo DiCaprio].” > “He sent me three baskets of pasta as a ‘thank you,’” she added. “So funny. So good. And part of me was like, ‘Does Leo want to smash?’”
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LoveWineNotTheLabel Apr 23, 2026 +1710
I can hear her voice when I read “Does Leo want to smash”
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Condor-man3000 Apr 23, 2026 +324
Yeah, I can envision exactly how she would say it. I usually hear Morgan Freeman in my head when I read, but that was def. read in her voice.
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Infamous-Lab-8136 Apr 23, 2026 +171
Okay, but now I heard Morgan Freeman say it when you said that
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clopz_ Apr 23, 2026 +116
“Does Morgan want to smash?” Ominous voice from the sky: Yes, he does
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BulsaraMercury Apr 23, 2026 +51
Yes. Yes, he does.
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hemanoncracks Apr 23, 2026 +15
Damn you two! Now everything I read is in his voice. Just like when Andy had to crawl through two miles of shit.
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whiskyteats Apr 23, 2026 +6
I feel violated now by Morgan Freeman specifically
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firedmyass Apr 23, 2026 +8
daily affirmations are important
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Sponk-is-taken Apr 23, 2026 +8
TBH I heard a Barack Obama voice from him narrating the nature shows
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ImNotSkankHunt42 Apr 23, 2026 +35
What are you doing step-Andy Dufresne? “What happens in Zihuatanejo stays in Zihuatanejo”
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whateveramoon Apr 24, 2026 +9
I tried to hear Morgan Freeman but got Samuel L. Jackson yelling "Morgan Freeman m*********** do you hear him"
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Tylerdurden389 Apr 23, 2026 +13
T**** sprinkles
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Pocketsandgroinjab Apr 23, 2026 +3
I hear My Cocaine
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senorpepino Apr 24, 2026 +2
I heard it in Jesse Ventura's voice.
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complete_your_task Apr 23, 2026 +20
Ironically, if there is a voice that is 100% the opposite of Morgan Freeman, it is Nikki Glaser's voice.
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Educational-Line-254 Apr 23, 2026 +15
Damnit Morgan Freeman is now how I hear my inner monologue.
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ElSlabraton Apr 23, 2026 +6
My inner voice sounds like Gilbert Gottfried.
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canitouchyours Apr 23, 2026 +5
I usually hear Fran dreschers voice as the nanny.
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hyrule_47 Apr 23, 2026 +5
Did she turn/tilt her head when she said it? N my mind she did.
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Tight-Abalone4703 Apr 23, 2026 +35
He doesn't she's way too old for him
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Tibbaryllis2 Apr 23, 2026 +25
Way too old for him *to publicly date*. I assume there is a ton of moped situations in Hollywood/celebrity circles.
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OrkidingMe Apr 23, 2026 +11
Moped situations?
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firedmyass Apr 23, 2026 +37
fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to see you on one
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OrkidingMe Apr 23, 2026 +7
Gotcha. My mind went to fuel consumption and I couldn’t find a way to link that back to the topic at hand. Thank you!
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urbanism_enthusiast Apr 23, 2026 +12
I can't tell if you're actually making an Archer reference... because this is almost exactly how that joke goes, except Pam says "I thought he meant I was fuel efficient... I only had 10 beers."
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adjust_the_sails Apr 24, 2026 +3
Wowwwwww. I like that too much.
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BillyPotion Apr 23, 2026 +12
Good one /s - Nikki Glaser probably
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fredjutsu Apr 23, 2026 +14
too old, and her skits about sex are basically self-reports on how bad at sex she is
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Thats-Whatsup Apr 24, 2026 +3
Excerpt she clearly knows she’s waaaaaaaayyyyy too old for that!
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Experimental_XIII Apr 23, 2026 +6
I dunno why but her over sexuality really puts me off. I’m not vanilla by any means. But she’s horny in a way that would make guys seem creepy if the rolls were reversed. She’s a great roaster but horrible to listen to when she talks.
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Past-Cap-1889 Apr 23, 2026 +11
I think she's funnier than creepy horny comedian guys. But y'know, everybody's different
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Experimental_XIII Apr 23, 2026 +9
Definitely funnier than the typical creepy horny male comedian. Her roasts are ruthless.
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Don-Poltergeist Apr 23, 2026 +442
let me check me notes......Nikki Glaser is 41 years old. Leo does not want to smash.
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Dirkisthegoattt41 Apr 23, 2026 +176
Double checks notes… looks at Nikki glaser… I’ll allow it
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ragingduck Apr 23, 2026 +75
She’s 20 years too late!
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OnTheFenceGuy Apr 23, 2026 +32
I mean...have you seen her, though? I feel like Leo would make an exception.
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Spid1 Apr 23, 2026 +35
She's pretty but not Leo supermodel pretty
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myotherrideisvhagar Apr 23, 2026 +17
Nikki is hot to normal people but not to someone who bangs supermodels for a living.
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World_Designerr Apr 23, 2026 +2
He's gay
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Head-Kale-9600 Apr 23, 2026 +3
I will take one for the team!
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Local-Print-6397 Apr 23, 2026 +2
I was gonna say I need to look up her age to see if that's what he was doing there lol
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two_fish Apr 23, 2026 +2
That was my thought as well. She aged out
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Prior-Habit-6523 Apr 23, 2026 +18
I'm sure he makes exceptions every now and then to keep things interesting.
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FunetikPrugresiv Apr 23, 2026 +12
Exactly! Maybe he likes his luggage hastily packed.
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Key-Tip9395 Apr 23, 2026 +21
whats a basket of pasta? Like a normal basket filled with pasta products? raw pasta or also with sauces? I imagine its not a basket made of pasta
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brumac44 Apr 24, 2026 +11
I'm guessing dry pasta, various kinds. Fresh pasta kind of forces you to eat it before it goes bad. Maybe with some fancy sauce additives. San Marzano tomatoes, fancy olives, truffle oil etc.
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magseven Apr 23, 2026 +12
That's what I was wondering. It's probably something only very wealthy people or Sicilians encounter.
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Debalic Apr 23, 2026 +4
A basket containing packages of fresh pasta.
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Special-Kitchen3222 Apr 23, 2026 +17
Shoot your shot Nikki
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kravisha Apr 23, 2026 +58
She's really funny and does dirty humor so damn well
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RejectTheBull Apr 23, 2026 +10
Highly recommend watching FBoy/Girl Island, she was a top tier host of a trashy dating show and I wish it lasted longer. 
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kravisha Apr 23, 2026 +5
oh that sounds perfect for her
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Bituulzman Apr 23, 2026 +9
I feel like there’s a lot of parallels between her and Iliza Schlesinger, but I think I favor Nikki’s humor more. (Also not to be confused with Ilana Glazer, whose comedy is not for me.)
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AScienceExpert Apr 23, 2026 +20
I saw her live and she was definitely testing new material, multiple people got up and left, I was trying not to fall asleep, and they actually played her off while she was still going
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Strong-Log-7095 Apr 23, 2026 +38
I figure that happens a lot. When I was in college I saw a Carlin show on Long Island in a smaller club and when he came up he had index cards and other notes and he said he was working on a new special. He did a bit called "sometimes I like it when a lot of people die" and it came across poorly, even with an audience of adoring fans. About a year later he did a version on an HBO special as his closer and it was not only hilarious but thought provoking too. It also made me appreciate the process so much more than I ever did before. I figure there was an even worse version of it before he tried it out live at the show I attended.
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FerretBusinessQueen Apr 24, 2026 +3
I’m so glad her career has taken off, she was always the funniest person at the Comedy Central roasts and she’s not just making gay or sex jokes her entire act.
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cigaretteashmouth Apr 23, 2026 +1139
He sent her noods
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HungerSTGF Apr 23, 2026 +129
Oh shit
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ButIDigress_Jones Apr 23, 2026 +28
His man sized manicotti
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davmeltz Apr 23, 2026 +17
DiC pics?
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Dick_Lazer Apr 23, 2026 +7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDOuFnZnPMs
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BigBogBotButt Apr 24, 2026 +17
She's seen his penne.
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[deleted] Apr 23, 2026 -2
[removed]
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bijouxself Apr 23, 2026 +305
He’s developing Benicio eyes
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MeasurementNo0 Apr 23, 2026 +142
They looked like cousins during the press tour for obaa
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OfficerBarbier Apr 23, 2026 +45
It was the few small beers
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Flimsy_Toe_2575 Apr 23, 2026 +2
Few smalls beers every hour on the hour 
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NeekoPeeko Apr 23, 2026 +85
The two of them and Brad Pitt could easily play brothers these days.
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ScipioCoriolanus Apr 23, 2026 +55
With Jack Nicholson as their father.
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KatieMarmalade Apr 23, 2026 +39
Benicio is just spicy Brad Pitt
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shortbucket04 Apr 23, 2026 +11
They all probably have the same surgeon
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NeekoPeeko Apr 23, 2026 +23
Del Toro and Pitt have always looked similar
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bebesee Apr 23, 2026 +14
I think it’s the lack of surgeon that makes them look similar. They’ve always had hooded eyes.
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ScipioCoriolanus Apr 23, 2026 +16
Benicio is his Sensei
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simiomalo Apr 24, 2026 +4
Thank you Sensei!
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-This-Whomps- Apr 23, 2026 +15
Benicio del Toro looks like someone who knows that Lizard People are real, but he's in too deep to tell the rest of us.
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artbyshrike Apr 24, 2026 +2
Immediately thought of the song "Bette Davis Eyes" but it's instead about Benicio. Thanks for facilitating that delightful experience, lol.
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_Badwulf_Bruh__ Apr 23, 2026 +1048
I once heard Nikki describe her vaginas appearance as a hastily packed suitcase and it always makes me laugh 
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tacticalhotdogs Apr 23, 2026 +280
Only time I wanted to work for TSA
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Larayah Apr 23, 2026 +74
Can't even be mad. Applause.
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this_guy_talking Apr 23, 2026 +15
I read applause as 'apple sauce' and now 'applause' doesn't feel like a real word. 
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Healter-Skelter Apr 23, 2026 +11
cant spell applesauce without applauce
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BrandonD40 Apr 23, 2026 +64
That’s funny af honestly
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xX_7HR0W-4W4Y_Xx Apr 23, 2026 +58
My v***** looks like a couple of saran-wrapped chicken breasts
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ThanksContent28 Apr 23, 2026 +126
Mine looks like a c***, with some balls.
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HumanGrapefruit1027 Apr 23, 2026 +28
I'll just imagine a male chicken and two baseballs
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ThanksContent28 Apr 23, 2026 +7
It would be easier if you imagined a c***, with some balls.
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hypnosquid Apr 23, 2026 +3
How many balls we talkin' here?
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moranya1 Apr 23, 2026 +6
Ideally 5-6. That way there’s one per head
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ChevToTheLev Apr 23, 2026 +4
Oh shit, do I have a v*****? 
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Global_Objective4162 Apr 23, 2026 +6
God I’m such a child, LOL’ed at that.
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NJ2SD Apr 23, 2026 +22
I'll be that guy to say that line was a Jim Norton joke from almost 20 years ago. Not saying she intentionally stole it, but it's not hers 
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dwilkes827 Apr 23, 2026 +36
How about (and I think it's the same special) where Norton is talking about how he likes big vaginas and a big c*** and said he wants it to look like a "Basset Hound wearing a miner's helmet" lmao
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SolusLega Apr 23, 2026 +13
Jim Norton is a big freak (possibly complimentary)
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NJ2SD Apr 23, 2026 +3
I definitely forgot that line, but it's brilliant!
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dwilkes827 Apr 23, 2026 +8
He also says he likes a c*** he can see through snowpants lmao he's the best
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Trick_Decision_9995 Apr 23, 2026 +8
That's a p****. His ideal v***** is a p****.
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dwilkes827 Apr 23, 2026 +8
Correct, he's now married to a trans woman that still has a p**** actually lol
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Trick_Decision_9995 Apr 23, 2026 +8
That's been his dating preference for quite some time. On, I want to say Opie and Anthony, they were talking to Jeffrey Tambor (who starred in the show *Transparent*) and Tambor was relaying some of the knowledge he'd gained from starring in/researching trans issues. Norton made some joke and Tambor took it personally, going off on him a little about how he couldn't possibly understand the difficulties that trans people face. Norton's response was just 'You clearly don't know who you're talking to'.
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ReefLedger Apr 23, 2026 +3
I burst out laughing at my cubicle at work due to this. Thank you.
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ZenithRepairman Apr 23, 2026 +25
Well they are friends, she used to open for him, he probably gave it to her.
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Moohamin12 Apr 23, 2026 +7
Well that's my mind fked. You can't say a sentence like that after an entire discussion about how a person's genitals look.
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NJ2SD Apr 23, 2026 +6
Fair enough. I'm just saying that he did use it in one of his specials, so it's not like it was a throwaway line. I like Nikki, and she has plenty of her own stuff that's great, but I have an insatiable need to keep it real.
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Poopdick_89 Apr 23, 2026 +8
Comedy is weird like that. There have been so many people on this planet. There are very few original thoughts.
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bomboclawt75 Apr 23, 2026 +12
A clumsily made bacon sandwich
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firedmyass Apr 23, 2026 +3
a Jan Hooks character once described hers as “blown-out like an old purse”
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thefruitsofzellman Apr 23, 2026 +3
That’s a Jim Norton joke.
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beardedbaldy1874 Apr 23, 2026 +9
‘She had a v***** like a smashed lasagna’
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Explanocchio Apr 23, 2026 +3
Maybe she is Leo's type after all.
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muckymuckmuch Apr 23, 2026 +1
Arby's sandwich. oh wait; that's ScarJo
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TouchAltruistic Apr 23, 2026 +46
>Pasta, pasta, and more pasta! - Leonardo DiCaprio on his favorite foods, *Teen Beat, 1991*
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comingsoonme Apr 23, 2026 +108
I dont get it. What's the deal with pasta?
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bomilk19 Apr 23, 2026 +297
She joked that the last interview she could find where he discussed his private life was decades ago in Tiger Beat magazine where he said his favorite food was pasta.
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Strong-Log-7095 Apr 23, 2026 +83
When I saw that I not only laughed but realized that in the age of social media there are so few "mysterious" movie stars left. Leo is one of them. I think he's a super actor and I'm hard pressed to think of any movie I've ever seen him in that I didn't enjoy but other than "Leo dumps all his girls at 25" I couldn't tell you a thing about him.
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External-Film-1286 Apr 23, 2026 +31
Whenever I think of him I always imagine he's on a big boat just sailing in no general direction. 
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Iginlas_4head_Crease Apr 23, 2026 +14
- He likes pasta
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kettal Apr 23, 2026 +10
when he was a teenager he was infamous for his "p**** posse" which is the kind of publicity he maybe does not want to relive.
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jackofslayers Apr 23, 2026 +28
I think it is kind of gross that he dates so young, but if that is the worst thing that ever comes out about him then I have bigger fish to fry.
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OldSandwich9631 Apr 23, 2026 +26
His girlfriend is almost 28. I have no idea why people still talk about him like he’s single or something. Like
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UnderstandingThin40 Apr 24, 2026 +7
Because he’ll dump her soon and start dating a younger girl lol 
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OldSandwich9631 Apr 24, 2026 +5
People have been sayin that every year for 3 years.
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Terrible_Tell3115 Apr 24, 2026 +6
Because that's what he's done for decades. A 3 year blip isn't really comparable.
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jayne-eerie Apr 24, 2026 +7
He spent five years with Gisele Bundchen, another five with Bar Rafaeli, and four with Camilla Morrone. And now he’s been with Vittori Ceretti since 2023. I’m not saying the man is deep, but he’s had several longish relationships.
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OldSandwich9631 Apr 24, 2026 +5
Longer than many many Hollywood marriages. And he dated someone in the 90s for like 5 years. From 1995-2000.
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ITSmyTIMEtoRHYME Apr 23, 2026 +8
They’ve done studies and that’s what mass amounts of pasta will do to a man
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RomysCove Apr 23, 2026 +12
I mean, he makes a big deal about being an environmentalist but also parties with billionaires on their superyachts so 😐
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boofskootinboogie Apr 23, 2026 +12
The worst part is the hypocrisy
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Il-savitr Apr 24, 2026 +8
Which is weird because he isn't just performative and donates money to environmental causes.
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Voski_The_God Apr 23, 2026 +11
Is it gross when women date older men?
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BucketofSlush Apr 24, 2026 +8
Thank you for bravely asking this question 
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udoyouboo Apr 24, 2026 +4
When there is a 20+ year age gap, the older person has a lot of power e.g. famous wealthy person, and the young person isn’t at an age where their brain has fully developed, yes Edit: to clarify, it’s the power imbalance that’s gross when it comes to these types of age gap relationships, not that they are 2 consenting adults
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jsoss Apr 23, 2026 +65
pasta, pasta and more pasta
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mypussydoesbackflips Apr 24, 2026 +10
I actually served him at a pasta place once but he moved to the corner because everyone was staring at him
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NeverHideOnBush Apr 23, 2026 +5
Copy pasta
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Bloodlustt Apr 23, 2026 +2
Sending noods
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Ooglebird Apr 23, 2026 +95
His agent Al Dente sent them for him.
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astanto5 Apr 23, 2026 +10
Delivered by the USPS (United States Penne Service) Alt: Delivered by FettEx (Fettuccine Express)
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BagelCatSprinkles Apr 23, 2026 +56
Dry or wet pasta? Dry pasta is free pasta.
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greens_beans_queen Apr 23, 2026 +22
Did he send baskets of pasta or “pasta, pasta, and more pasta”?
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canuck47 Apr 23, 2026 +12
When in doubt, send noods!
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the-samizdat Apr 23, 2026 +9
she didn’t roast him for dating under 30. that was the whole point.
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sealonbrad Apr 23, 2026 +52
Based on things she has said I bet Nikki would like to watch Leo smash his gf
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gaanmetde Apr 23, 2026 +16
I was going to say- maybe she wants her boyfriend to smash Leo and then tell her about it. Hah.
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DigbyChickenZone Apr 24, 2026 +4
This take reflects more about you than it does her comedy.
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Bitcoinbillionair3 Apr 23, 2026 +6
So what, no fuckin' ziti now?
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ShakesDontBreak Apr 24, 2026 +3
Glad to hear Leo was a good sport about it.
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band_name_bandit Apr 23, 2026 +8
Nikki seems awesome and is great at what she does, funny story I'm glad she shared this. I would just like to express my absolute hate for the term "smash". Ive never heard it used without it seeming extremely immature or oafish. The term "bang" seens much better by comparison for whatever reason, and ofcourse there's nothing like a nice old fashioned "f***".
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SouldiesButGoodies84 Apr 23, 2026 +16
Guess he figured pasta was something tht couldnt be misconstrued...unless she's gluten free or LC ofc. 🧐
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_inataraxia_ Apr 23, 2026 +52
No… it was because of the pasta joke
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philodendrin Apr 23, 2026 +50
Had to read the article to pick the joke up about the pasta. Even OPs 3 paragraph snippet left the Pasta joke out. Apparently he doesn't give out much info so the only thing she could find about his personal life was a 1991 Tiger Beat article where DiCaprio had submitted a survey about himself, which included his favorite food, "pasta, pasta, pasta". Edit; I was baffled by the pasta thing too. But I hate reading long articles for small snippets.
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Dizzy_Contest9765 Apr 23, 2026 +16
It really was a great bit. “You need to open up more, dude.”
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SouldiesButGoodies84 Apr 23, 2026 +7
Ah okay. Kinda more lame in context to send pasta to her, but...also a harmless joke/response. Safe.
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Which_way_witcher Apr 23, 2026 +10
"Yes, thank you for perpetuating my lavender PR."
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souslespaves24601 Apr 23, 2026 +2
it's not about the pasta
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ralekibol Apr 23, 2026 +2
Pasta baskets the ultimate clapback for a roast
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i_wish_i_had_ur_name Apr 24, 2026 +2
forget the headline. in the video she pulls uncrustables out from under her b**** and she and jimmy eat them.
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Nayzo Apr 24, 2026 +2
I like that he has enough of a sense of humor to have done this. Good for him.
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DizzyLead Apr 24, 2026 +2
We went to the same high school and would have been in the same graduating class had he not dropped out early in senior year. I only remember one interaction with him, but since he was a “Drama Kid” and I was a “TV Production Kid,” we knew quite a few people in common. The story I like to tell about him was that in 11th grade, he was dating our classmate (let’s call her Noelle). Noelle’s best friend, “Yolanda,” was friends with me. So when Leo and Noelle went out, often they’d take Yolanda along. But they didn’t want her to feel like a third wheel, so Leo’s friend Tobey would tag along, too. So occasionally, the following Monday at school, Yolanda would tell me stories, mainly about how Tobey would be obnoxious that night (like shutting the car door before she could get in, that sort of immature c***). It wasn’t until decades later that I realized that “Tobey” must have been Maguire. [Our school had a weekly TV newscast; this was from our junior year, but I was part of the newscast as a senior](https://streamable.com/oulbm9?t=50&src=player-page-share).
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UnusualPotato1515 Apr 23, 2026 +5
Its not about the pasta
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SmittenOKitten Apr 23, 2026 +3
I guess she doesn’t know about the p**** posse.
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jimmycrackcorn123 Apr 23, 2026 +8
Hot take- it’s such low hanging fruit it’s not even funny or worth joking about. Not saying it’s not weird, just saying it’s tired. I cringe when someone inevitably makes a dig about his dating choices.
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ronbonjonson Apr 23, 2026 +19
You should listen to her joke. It's actually quite good and uses the dating thing as a misdirect for the real punchline about how little else is known about dicaprio.
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acf6b Apr 23, 2026 +12
That was the point of her joke….
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[deleted] Apr 23, 2026 +13
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Interesting_Pay_4413 Apr 23, 2026 +185
Yes, rich people often employ other people to carry out tasks for them. Well spotted.
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Fattapple Apr 23, 2026 +65
Using their wealth to create jobs for others. I’m all for it.
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pampooveysbacktattoo Apr 23, 2026 +90
And Nikki's assistant is probably the one who sends the flowers out to people she roasts. Your point being?
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Praesil Apr 23, 2026 +56
Clearly the assistants are in love with each other.
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ejcasablancas Apr 23, 2026 +10
The next step is for Leo and Nikki to pay their assistants to smash
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HeinladToo Apr 23, 2026 +8
Scandal rocks Hollywoodtown!
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Forsaken-Swim-3055 Apr 23, 2026 +29
Yes, wealthy people do sometimes have employees on their payroll to help them accomplish tasks.
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Simon_Jester88 Apr 23, 2026 +25
I sometimes pay the post office to send my packages
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Leelze Apr 23, 2026 +5
Oh, look at Daddy Warbucks here!
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Wreckingshops Apr 23, 2026 +25
Sure, but likely at his behest. He likely mentioned he thought the jokes were funny and different, and that he has a sense of humor to send her pasta as a response. Leo has proven he doesn't take himself seriously. You can't with his acting and dating resume.
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8ROWNLYKWYD Apr 23, 2026 +16
…at his direction. Yes.
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Federal_Coyote813 Apr 23, 2026 +25
Nothing gets past you
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CrabNebula420 Apr 23, 2026 +10
 nothing gets pasta them! 
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MrDub1216 Apr 23, 2026 +4
Dude it was right there… nothing gets pasta you
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Federal_Coyote813 Apr 23, 2026 +2
And take away the pure unadulterated joy another Listnookor could get from making a pun instead?
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okmijnmko Apr 23, 2026 +11
Which one? Rig Atonni or Tori Tellinni?🤭
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ThomasEdison4444 Apr 23, 2026 +10
I think it was Penne Lane
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IanRastall Apr 23, 2026 +6
Did she dance the macaroni?
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Qwerkie_ Apr 23, 2026 +16
Does this note affect the story in some way?
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reidybobeidy89 Apr 23, 2026 +9
My assistant often sends packages on my behalf. Ones that I have in fact arranged.
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Craiggers324 Apr 23, 2026 +11
You're not nearly as insightful as you think you are.
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kodaiko_650 Apr 23, 2026 +4
Dry or pre cooked?
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thatisnotmyknob Apr 23, 2026 +2
Fresh pasta would be much classier. 
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RabidJoint Apr 23, 2026 +2
Would you rather take this $100, OR the super secret prize? I will take the super secret prize! *pulls a handful of spaghetti out of their pocket*
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warablo Apr 23, 2026 +2
Pasta you say? The conspiracy's write themselves.
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Exciting-Ad-139 Apr 23, 2026 +2
Cause he’s got a wet noodle??
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nobody_marvel Apr 23, 2026 +1
It is kind of hilarious, lowkey the smoothest way to take a joke and not make it awkward.
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