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Leonardo DiCaprio Sent Baskets of Pasta to Nikki Glaser After She Roasted Him For Dating Women Under 30 and Never Revealing Info About His Life

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Leonardo DiCaprio Sent Baskets of Pasta to Nikki Glaser After She Roasted Him for Dating Women Under 30 and Never Revealing Info About His Life
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Leonardo DiCaprio Sent Baskets of Pasta to Nikki Glaser After She Roasted Him for Dating Women Under 30 and Never Revealing Info About His Life
Leonardo DiCaprio sent baskets of pasta to Nikki Glaser after she roasted him at the Golden Globes for dating women under 30.

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mcfw31 2 days ago +3819
> Internet sleuths were quick to locate the real Teen Beat magazine article, which included a young DiCaprio filling out a survey and raving about pasta. Glaser admitted on “The Tonight Show” that she was “struggling” to come up with a good DiCaprio joke because people have been making digs at his dating history for quite some time. She even quipped: “That joke’s been going on longer than his current girlfriend has been a live. It’s been around forever.” > “After I do it, I always send flowers to everyone that I made fun of that was a good sport about it, which was everyone, just to say thank you, because it is a part of why I’m successful at it,” Glaser explained to “Tonight Show” host Jimmy Fallon. “The only person who sent something back to me was [Leonardo DiCaprio].” > “He sent me three baskets of pasta as a ‘thank you,’” she added. “So funny. So good. And part of me was like, ‘Does Leo want to smash?’”
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LoveWineNotTheLabel 2 days ago +1710
I can hear her voice when I read “Does Leo want to smash”
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Condor-man3000 2 days ago +324
Yeah, I can envision exactly how she would say it. I usually hear Morgan Freeman in my head when I read, but that was def. read in her voice.
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Infamous-Lab-8136 2 days ago +171
Okay, but now I heard Morgan Freeman say it when you said that
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clopz_ 2 days ago +116
“Does Morgan want to smash?” Ominous voice from the sky: Yes, he does
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BulsaraMercury 2 days ago +51
Yes. Yes, he does.
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hemanoncracks 1 day ago +15
Damn you two! Now everything I read is in his voice. Just like when Andy had to crawl through two miles of shit.
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whiskyteats 1 day ago +6
I feel violated now by Morgan Freeman specifically
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firedmyass 1 day ago +8
daily affirmations are important
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Sponk-is-taken 2 days ago +8
TBH I heard a Barack Obama voice from him narrating the nature shows
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ImNotSkankHunt42 2 days ago +35
What are you doing step-Andy Dufresne? “What happens in Zihuatanejo stays in Zihuatanejo”
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whateveramoon 1 day ago +9
I tried to hear Morgan Freeman but got Samuel L. Jackson yelling "Morgan Freeman m*********** do you hear him"
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Tylerdurden389 2 days ago +13
T**** sprinkles
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Pocketsandgroinjab 2 days ago +3
I hear My Cocaine
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senorpepino 1 day ago +2
I heard it in Jesse Ventura's voice.
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complete_your_task 2 days ago +20
Ironically, if there is a voice that is 100% the opposite of Morgan Freeman, it is Nikki Glaser's voice.
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Educational-Line-254 2 days ago +15
Damnit Morgan Freeman is now how I hear my inner monologue.
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ElSlabraton 2 days ago +6
My inner voice sounds like Gilbert Gottfried.
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canitouchyours 2 days ago +5
I usually hear Fran dreschers voice as the nanny.
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hyrule_47 2 days ago +5
Did she turn/tilt her head when she said it? N my mind she did.
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Tight-Abalone4703 2 days ago +35
He doesn't she's way too old for him
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Tibbaryllis2 2 days ago +25
Way too old for him *to publicly date*. I assume there is a ton of moped situations in Hollywood/celebrity circles.
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OrkidingMe 1 day ago +11
Moped situations?
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firedmyass 1 day ago +37
fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to see you on one
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OrkidingMe 1 day ago +7
Gotcha. My mind went to fuel consumption and I couldn’t find a way to link that back to the topic at hand. Thank you!
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urbanism_enthusiast 1 day ago +12
I can't tell if you're actually making an Archer reference... because this is almost exactly how that joke goes, except Pam says "I thought he meant I was fuel efficient... I only had 10 beers."
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adjust_the_sails 1 day ago +3
Wowwwwww. I like that too much.
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BillyPotion 2 days ago +12
Good one /s - Nikki Glaser probably
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fredjutsu 2 days ago +14
too old, and her skits about sex are basically self-reports on how bad at sex she is
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Thats-Whatsup 1 day ago +3
Excerpt she clearly knows she’s waaaaaaaayyyyy too old for that!
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Experimental_XIII 1 day ago +6
I dunno why but her over sexuality really puts me off. I’m not vanilla by any means. But she’s horny in a way that would make guys seem creepy if the rolls were reversed. She’s a great roaster but horrible to listen to when she talks.
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Past-Cap-1889 1 day ago +11
I think she's funnier than creepy horny comedian guys. But y'know, everybody's different
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Experimental_XIII 1 day ago +9
Definitely funnier than the typical creepy horny male comedian. Her roasts are ruthless.
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Don-Poltergeist 2 days ago +442
let me check me notes......Nikki Glaser is 41 years old. Leo does not want to smash.
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Dirkisthegoattt41 2 days ago +176
Double checks notes… looks at Nikki glaser… I’ll allow it
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ragingduck 2 days ago +75
She’s 20 years too late!
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OnTheFenceGuy 2 days ago +32
I mean...have you seen her, though? I feel like Leo would make an exception.
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Spid1 2 days ago +35
She's pretty but not Leo supermodel pretty
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myotherrideisvhagar 1 day ago +17
Nikki is hot to normal people but not to someone who bangs supermodels for a living.
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World_Designerr 2 days ago +2
He's gay
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Head-Kale-9600 2 days ago +3
I will take one for the team!
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Local-Print-6397 2 days ago +2
I was gonna say I need to look up her age to see if that's what he was doing there lol
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two_fish 2 days ago +2
That was my thought as well. She aged out
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Prior-Habit-6523 2 days ago +18
I'm sure he makes exceptions every now and then to keep things interesting.
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FunetikPrugresiv 2 days ago +12
Exactly! Maybe he likes his luggage hastily packed.
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Key-Tip9395 2 days ago +21
whats a basket of pasta? Like a normal basket filled with pasta products? raw pasta or also with sauces? I imagine its not a basket made of pasta
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brumac44 1 day ago +11
I'm guessing dry pasta, various kinds. Fresh pasta kind of forces you to eat it before it goes bad. Maybe with some fancy sauce additives. San Marzano tomatoes, fancy olives, truffle oil etc.
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magseven 1 day ago +12
That's what I was wondering. It's probably something only very wealthy people or Sicilians encounter.
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Debalic 1 day ago +4
A basket containing packages of fresh pasta.
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Special-Kitchen3222 2 days ago +17
Shoot your shot Nikki
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kravisha 2 days ago +58
She's really funny and does dirty humor so damn well
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RejectTheBull 2 days ago +10
Highly recommend watching FBoy/Girl Island, she was a top tier host of a trashy dating show and I wish it lasted longer. 
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kravisha 2 days ago +5
oh that sounds perfect for her
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Bituulzman 2 days ago +9
I feel like there’s a lot of parallels between her and Iliza Schlesinger, but I think I favor Nikki’s humor more. (Also not to be confused with Ilana Glazer, whose comedy is not for me.)
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AScienceExpert 2 days ago +20
I saw her live and she was definitely testing new material, multiple people got up and left, I was trying not to fall asleep, and they actually played her off while she was still going
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Strong-Log-7095 2 days ago +38
I figure that happens a lot. When I was in college I saw a Carlin show on Long Island in a smaller club and when he came up he had index cards and other notes and he said he was working on a new special. He did a bit called "sometimes I like it when a lot of people die" and it came across poorly, even with an audience of adoring fans. About a year later he did a version on an HBO special as his closer and it was not only hilarious but thought provoking too. It also made me appreciate the process so much more than I ever did before. I figure there was an even worse version of it before he tried it out live at the show I attended.
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FerretBusinessQueen 1 day ago +3
I’m so glad her career has taken off, she was always the funniest person at the Comedy Central roasts and she’s not just making gay or sex jokes her entire act.
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cigaretteashmouth 2 days ago +1139
He sent her noods
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HungerSTGF 2 days ago +129
Oh shit
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ButIDigress_Jones 1 day ago +28
His man sized manicotti
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davmeltz 1 day ago +17
DiC pics?
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Dick_Lazer 1 day ago +7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDOuFnZnPMs
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BigBogBotButt 1 day ago +17
She's seen his penne.
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bijouxself 2 days ago +305
He’s developing Benicio eyes
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MeasurementNo0 2 days ago +142
They looked like cousins during the press tour for obaa
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OfficerBarbier 2 days ago +45
It was the few small beers
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Flimsy_Toe_2575 1 day ago +2
Few smalls beers every hour on the hour 
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NeekoPeeko 2 days ago +85
The two of them and Brad Pitt could easily play brothers these days.
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ScipioCoriolanus 2 days ago +55
With Jack Nicholson as their father.
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KatieMarmalade 2 days ago +39
Benicio is just spicy Brad Pitt
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shortbucket04 2 days ago +11
They all probably have the same surgeon
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NeekoPeeko 2 days ago +23
Del Toro and Pitt have always looked similar
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bebesee 1 day ago +14
I think it’s the lack of surgeon that makes them look similar. They’ve always had hooded eyes.
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ScipioCoriolanus 2 days ago +16
Benicio is his Sensei
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simiomalo 1 day ago +4
Thank you Sensei!
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-This-Whomps- 1 day ago +15
Benicio del Toro looks like someone who knows that Lizard People are real, but he's in too deep to tell the rest of us.
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artbyshrike 1 day ago +2
Immediately thought of the song "Bette Davis Eyes" but it's instead about Benicio. Thanks for facilitating that delightful experience, lol.
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_Badwulf_Bruh__ 2 days ago +1048
I once heard Nikki describe her vaginas appearance as a hastily packed suitcase and it always makes me laugh 
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tacticalhotdogs 2 days ago +280
Only time I wanted to work for TSA
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Larayah 2 days ago +74
Can't even be mad. Applause.
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this_guy_talking 2 days ago +15
I read applause as 'apple sauce' and now 'applause' doesn't feel like a real word. 
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Healter-Skelter 2 days ago +11
cant spell applesauce without applauce
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BrandonD40 2 days ago +64
That’s funny af honestly
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xX_7HR0W-4W4Y_Xx 2 days ago +58
My v***** looks like a couple of saran-wrapped chicken breasts
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ThanksContent28 2 days ago +126
Mine looks like a c***, with some balls.
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HumanGrapefruit1027 2 days ago +28
I'll just imagine a male chicken and two baseballs
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ThanksContent28 2 days ago +7
It would be easier if you imagined a c***, with some balls.
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hypnosquid 2 days ago +3
How many balls we talkin' here?
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moranya1 2 days ago +6
Ideally 5-6. That way there’s one per head
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ChevToTheLev 1 day ago +4
Oh shit, do I have a v*****? 
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Global_Objective4162 2 days ago +6
God I’m such a child, LOL’ed at that.
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NJ2SD 2 days ago +22
I'll be that guy to say that line was a Jim Norton joke from almost 20 years ago. Not saying she intentionally stole it, but it's not hers 
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dwilkes827 2 days ago +36
How about (and I think it's the same special) where Norton is talking about how he likes big vaginas and a big c*** and said he wants it to look like a "Basset Hound wearing a miner's helmet" lmao
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SolusLega 2 days ago +13
Jim Norton is a big freak (possibly complimentary)
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NJ2SD 2 days ago +3
I definitely forgot that line, but it's brilliant!
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dwilkes827 2 days ago +8
He also says he likes a c*** he can see through snowpants lmao he's the best
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Trick_Decision_9995 2 days ago +8
That's a p****. His ideal v***** is a p****.
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dwilkes827 2 days ago +8
Correct, he's now married to a trans woman that still has a p**** actually lol
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Trick_Decision_9995 2 days ago +8
That's been his dating preference for quite some time. On, I want to say Opie and Anthony, they were talking to Jeffrey Tambor (who starred in the show *Transparent*) and Tambor was relaying some of the knowledge he'd gained from starring in/researching trans issues. Norton made some joke and Tambor took it personally, going off on him a little about how he couldn't possibly understand the difficulties that trans people face. Norton's response was just 'You clearly don't know who you're talking to'.
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ReefLedger 2 days ago +3
I burst out laughing at my cubicle at work due to this. Thank you.
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ZenithRepairman 2 days ago +25
Well they are friends, she used to open for him, he probably gave it to her.
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Moohamin12 1 day ago +7
Well that's my mind fked. You can't say a sentence like that after an entire discussion about how a person's genitals look.
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NJ2SD 2 days ago +6
Fair enough. I'm just saying that he did use it in one of his specials, so it's not like it was a throwaway line. I like Nikki, and she has plenty of her own stuff that's great, but I have an insatiable need to keep it real.
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Poopdick_89 2 days ago +8
Comedy is weird like that. There have been so many people on this planet. There are very few original thoughts.
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bomboclawt75 2 days ago +12
A clumsily made bacon sandwich
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firedmyass 1 day ago +3
a Jan Hooks character once described hers as “blown-out like an old purse”
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thefruitsofzellman 1 day ago +3
That’s a Jim Norton joke.
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beardedbaldy1874 2 days ago +9
‘She had a v***** like a smashed lasagna’
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Explanocchio 2 days ago +3
Maybe she is Leo's type after all.
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muckymuckmuch 2 days ago +1
Arby's sandwich. oh wait; that's ScarJo
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TouchAltruistic 2 days ago +46
>Pasta, pasta, and more pasta! - Leonardo DiCaprio on his favorite foods, *Teen Beat, 1991*
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comingsoonme 2 days ago +108
I dont get it. What's the deal with pasta?
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bomilk19 2 days ago +297
She joked that the last interview she could find where he discussed his private life was decades ago in Tiger Beat magazine where he said his favorite food was pasta.
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Strong-Log-7095 2 days ago +83
When I saw that I not only laughed but realized that in the age of social media there are so few "mysterious" movie stars left. Leo is one of them. I think he's a super actor and I'm hard pressed to think of any movie I've ever seen him in that I didn't enjoy but other than "Leo dumps all his girls at 25" I couldn't tell you a thing about him.
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External-Film-1286 1 day ago +31
Whenever I think of him I always imagine he's on a big boat just sailing in no general direction. 
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Iginlas_4head_Crease 1 day ago +14
- He likes pasta
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kettal 1 day ago +10
when he was a teenager he was infamous for his "p**** posse" which is the kind of publicity he maybe does not want to relive.
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jackofslayers 2 days ago +28
I think it is kind of gross that he dates so young, but if that is the worst thing that ever comes out about him then I have bigger fish to fry.
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OldSandwich9631 1 day ago +26
His girlfriend is almost 28. I have no idea why people still talk about him like he’s single or something. Like
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UnderstandingThin40 1 day ago +7
Because he’ll dump her soon and start dating a younger girl lol 
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OldSandwich9631 1 day ago +5
People have been sayin that every year for 3 years.
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Terrible_Tell3115 1 day ago +6
Because that's what he's done for decades. A 3 year blip isn't really comparable.
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jayne-eerie 1 day ago +7
He spent five years with Gisele Bundchen, another five with Bar Rafaeli, and four with Camilla Morrone. And now he’s been with Vittori Ceretti since 2023. I’m not saying the man is deep, but he’s had several longish relationships.
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OldSandwich9631 1 day ago +5
Longer than many many Hollywood marriages. And he dated someone in the 90s for like 5 years. From 1995-2000.
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ITSmyTIMEtoRHYME 1 day ago +8
They’ve done studies and that’s what mass amounts of pasta will do to a man
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RomysCove 1 day ago +12
I mean, he makes a big deal about being an environmentalist but also parties with billionaires on their superyachts so 😐
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boofskootinboogie 1 day ago +12
The worst part is the hypocrisy
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Il-savitr 1 day ago +8
Which is weird because he isn't just performative and donates money to environmental causes.
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Voski_The_God 1 day ago +11
Is it gross when women date older men?
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BucketofSlush 1 day ago +8
Thank you for bravely asking this question 
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udoyouboo 1 day ago +4
When there is a 20+ year age gap, the older person has a lot of power e.g. famous wealthy person, and the young person isn’t at an age where their brain has fully developed, yes Edit: to clarify, it’s the power imbalance that’s gross when it comes to these types of age gap relationships, not that they are 2 consenting adults
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jsoss 2 days ago +65
pasta, pasta and more pasta
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mypussydoesbackflips 1 day ago +10
I actually served him at a pasta place once but he moved to the corner because everyone was staring at him
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NeverHideOnBush 2 days ago +5
Copy pasta
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Bloodlustt 2 days ago +2
Sending noods
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Ooglebird 2 days ago +95
His agent Al Dente sent them for him.
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astanto5 2 days ago +10
Delivered by the USPS (United States Penne Service) Alt: Delivered by FettEx (Fettuccine Express)
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BagelCatSprinkles 2 days ago +56
Dry or wet pasta? Dry pasta is free pasta.
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greens_beans_queen 2 days ago +22
Did he send baskets of pasta or “pasta, pasta, and more pasta”?
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canuck47 2 days ago +12
When in doubt, send noods!
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the-samizdat 2 days ago +9
she didn’t roast him for dating under 30. that was the whole point.
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sealonbrad 2 days ago +52
Based on things she has said I bet Nikki would like to watch Leo smash his gf
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gaanmetde 2 days ago +16
I was going to say- maybe she wants her boyfriend to smash Leo and then tell her about it. Hah.
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DigbyChickenZone 1 day ago +4
This take reflects more about you than it does her comedy.
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Bitcoinbillionair3 1 day ago +6
So what, no fuckin' ziti now?
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ShakesDontBreak 1 day ago +3
Glad to hear Leo was a good sport about it.
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band_name_bandit 2 days ago +8
Nikki seems awesome and is great at what she does, funny story I'm glad she shared this. I would just like to express my absolute hate for the term "smash". Ive never heard it used without it seeming extremely immature or oafish. The term "bang" seens much better by comparison for whatever reason, and ofcourse there's nothing like a nice old fashioned "f***".
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SouldiesButGoodies84 2 days ago +16
Guess he figured pasta was something tht couldnt be misconstrued...unless she's gluten free or LC ofc. 🧐
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_inataraxia_ 2 days ago +52
No… it was because of the pasta joke
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philodendrin 2 days ago +50
Had to read the article to pick the joke up about the pasta. Even OPs 3 paragraph snippet left the Pasta joke out. Apparently he doesn't give out much info so the only thing she could find about his personal life was a 1991 Tiger Beat article where DiCaprio had submitted a survey about himself, which included his favorite food, "pasta, pasta, pasta". Edit; I was baffled by the pasta thing too. But I hate reading long articles for small snippets.
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Dizzy_Contest9765 2 days ago +16
It really was a great bit. “You need to open up more, dude.”
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SouldiesButGoodies84 2 days ago +7
Ah okay. Kinda more lame in context to send pasta to her, but...also a harmless joke/response. Safe.
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Which_way_witcher 2 days ago +10
"Yes, thank you for perpetuating my lavender PR."
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souslespaves24601 2 days ago +2
it's not about the pasta
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ralekibol 2 days ago +2
Pasta baskets the ultimate clapback for a roast
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i_wish_i_had_ur_name 1 day ago +2
forget the headline. in the video she pulls uncrustables out from under her b**** and she and jimmy eat them.
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Nayzo 1 day ago +2
I like that he has enough of a sense of humor to have done this. Good for him.
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DizzyLead 1 day ago +2
We went to the same high school and would have been in the same graduating class had he not dropped out early in senior year. I only remember one interaction with him, but since he was a “Drama Kid” and I was a “TV Production Kid,” we knew quite a few people in common. The story I like to tell about him was that in 11th grade, he was dating our classmate (let’s call her Noelle). Noelle’s best friend, “Yolanda,” was friends with me. So when Leo and Noelle went out, often they’d take Yolanda along. But they didn’t want her to feel like a third wheel, so Leo’s friend Tobey would tag along, too. So occasionally, the following Monday at school, Yolanda would tell me stories, mainly about how Tobey would be obnoxious that night (like shutting the car door before she could get in, that sort of immature c***). It wasn’t until decades later that I realized that “Tobey” must have been Maguire. [Our school had a weekly TV newscast; this was from our junior year, but I was part of the newscast as a senior](https://streamable.com/oulbm9?t=50&src=player-page-share).
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UnusualPotato1515 2 days ago +5
Its not about the pasta
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SmittenOKitten 1 day ago +3
I guess she doesn’t know about the p**** posse.
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jimmycrackcorn123 2 days ago +8
Hot take- it’s such low hanging fruit it’s not even funny or worth joking about. Not saying it’s not weird, just saying it’s tired. I cringe when someone inevitably makes a dig about his dating choices.
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ronbonjonson 2 days ago +19
You should listen to her joke. It's actually quite good and uses the dating thing as a misdirect for the real punchline about how little else is known about dicaprio.
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acf6b 2 days ago +12
That was the point of her joke….
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[deleted] 2 days ago +13
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Interesting_Pay_4413 2 days ago +185
Yes, rich people often employ other people to carry out tasks for them. Well spotted.
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Fattapple 2 days ago +65
Using their wealth to create jobs for others. I’m all for it.
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pampooveysbacktattoo 2 days ago +90
And Nikki's assistant is probably the one who sends the flowers out to people she roasts. Your point being?
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Praesil 2 days ago +56
Clearly the assistants are in love with each other.
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ejcasablancas 2 days ago +10
The next step is for Leo and Nikki to pay their assistants to smash
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HeinladToo 2 days ago +8
Scandal rocks Hollywoodtown!
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Forsaken-Swim-3055 2 days ago +29
Yes, wealthy people do sometimes have employees on their payroll to help them accomplish tasks.
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Simon_Jester88 2 days ago +25
I sometimes pay the post office to send my packages
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Leelze 2 days ago +5
Oh, look at Daddy Warbucks here!
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Wreckingshops 2 days ago +25
Sure, but likely at his behest. He likely mentioned he thought the jokes were funny and different, and that he has a sense of humor to send her pasta as a response. Leo has proven he doesn't take himself seriously. You can't with his acting and dating resume.
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8ROWNLYKWYD 2 days ago +16
…at his direction. Yes.
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Federal_Coyote813 2 days ago +25
Nothing gets past you
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CrabNebula420 2 days ago +10
 nothing gets pasta them! 
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MrDub1216 2 days ago +4
Dude it was right there… nothing gets pasta you
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Federal_Coyote813 2 days ago +2
And take away the pure unadulterated joy another Listnookor could get from making a pun instead?
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okmijnmko 2 days ago +11
Which one? Rig Atonni or Tori Tellinni?🤭
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ThomasEdison4444 2 days ago +10
I think it was Penne Lane
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IanRastall 2 days ago +6
Did she dance the macaroni?
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Qwerkie_ 2 days ago +16
Does this note affect the story in some way?
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reidybobeidy89 2 days ago +9
My assistant often sends packages on my behalf. Ones that I have in fact arranged.
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Craiggers324 2 days ago +11
You're not nearly as insightful as you think you are.
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kodaiko_650 2 days ago +4
Dry or pre cooked?
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thatisnotmyknob 2 days ago +2
Fresh pasta would be much classier. 
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RabidJoint 2 days ago +2
Would you rather take this $100, OR the super secret prize? I will take the super secret prize! *pulls a handful of spaghetti out of their pocket*
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warablo 2 days ago +2
Pasta you say? The conspiracy's write themselves.
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Exciting-Ad-139 2 days ago +2
Cause he’s got a wet noodle??
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nobody_marvel 2 days ago +1
It is kind of hilarious, lowkey the smoothest way to take a joke and not make it awkward.
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