Let's hear the best April fools jokes?

It's April you fools

2026 itself has kind of been the april fools joke. the punchline just keeps going

You mom.

Not this year but I once told the woman I was dating that my 7 year old nephew was actually my child whom I fathered by mistake when I was a teen and my older brother and his wife offered to raise him as their own.

I love the food ones. Like potatoes made to look like chocolate truffles, or the best is using quail eggs for sunny side up and act like it's totally normal 😂 (they are tiny compared to chicken eggs, the size of grape)

I always get fooled by them, the.. april fools and my friends, i always get fooleddd

Aman once got drunk on April Fools. His girlfriend says she wants to do something special. Well, the man is not thinking too much about what the day is so he peaked interest. She said she wanted to have a threesome. The man's eyes widened and realized he's got a bottle of Jack Daniels at home that has aged about 94 years and he said what better way to kill it huh. Later on that day. His girlfriend and her best friend shows up and the man is like a kid in a a candy shop. Secretly, he had a crush on her best friend and wondered what he did to deserve such a treat. Well, the bottle is open and the drinking commences. Finally, the time has come. He lays across the bed playing GTA 2 on his Playstation, drink off his ass she plays with his pants. Hs attention stays on the game because, at this point, she's just teasin. He finally gets annoyed and throws his bottoms off like he knows what he's doing. Lays back down again and continues playing. Well, man passes out hard and no threesome. Sham Shame Shame. He wakes up in the morning. Can't remember nothing, head feels way too big. Worse than that. He can't fart. Well, he grabs his phone to call his girlfriend to apologize foe whatever happened or didn't. He sat on the toilet and felt constipated. Well he stood up and realized something was on his leg. He looked down and seen a string hanging. He thought it was probably his shirt but but it didn't explain why he felt so stopped up. He pulls out the string and a heavy pressure comes from behind. Long and behold, the problem was found. He called his soon to be ex girlfriend and asked why in the hell she stuck a tampon up his ass. She told him, someone had to have fun last night and it wasn't her and her friend. He waited. He waited. For fun, he waited some more. Well, finally, his girlfriend pulls up and she embraces him and smiles. She asked him if he's still butthurt about the previous night. He told her no but he had something for her. He told her to close her eyes and open her mouth. He put his finger in there first (after digging out a kiss) and she mmmmmmm. Well, he told her. Here comes the real thing. He took that tampon and slipped it between her lips. She opened up her eyes quick realizing what it was (How did she know? Never figured that out) Anyway, He pulled it out real fast and nunchucked her into bed with it and had amazing sex. She asked him if he enjoyed what he did. He said better than what he got the previous night but not as much as he loved that bottle. He then proposed. she said yes and she asked if he was for real. He said, hell why not, she was his 2nd option. Get it?