Zeus, of course. This whole affair sounds like a big middle finger to his brother, seeing as the dinosaur had "Poseidon" in its name.
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FallouttgrrlApr 30, 2026
+26
This 100% makes sense
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TraherneMay 1, 2026
+6
It's okay. Poseidon still has the patent on the horse.
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wo_lo_loApr 30, 2026
+7
I shall name it Ultrafuckingsweetbadassasaurusrexatron
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amateur_mistakeMay 1, 2026
+8
It already has a name:
>Sauroposeidon (which means Earthquake God Lizard)
Although, I feel like the author may not have fully grasped what their AI translator gave them...
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Osiris32Apr 30, 2026
+2
Cope and Marsh over in the corner slap fighting about it.
2
FallouttgrrlApr 30, 2026
+182
"The dino would be hard to replace not only because of its size but also because those who manufacture dinosaurs like this are in China and they're not shipping due to tariffs, Gsell said."
Congratulations to Trump for winning the war on Jurassic Park
If the park owner really wants to though, I'm sure he can figure it out
Life uh, finds a way
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PatarokunMay 1, 2026
+7
You don't get it this is how we revitalize our giant replica dinosaur manufacturing sector!
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Katatonia13May 1, 2026
+6
Don’t lie, if someone campaigned on dinosaurs you’d think about it.
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dallasandcowboysApr 30, 2026
+2
I see what you did there. Noice!
2
rockerscottMay 1, 2026
+3
well you see. Clearly god put that animatronic dinosaur on Earth in order to test the faith of believers.
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mr_potato_thumbsApr 30, 2026
+107
It’s like big butter Jesus again.
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CutHerOffApr 30, 2026
+31
You mean TD Jesus?
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mr_potato_thumbsApr 30, 2026
+25
We knew him as Touchdown Jesus (grew up 20 minutes down the highway) but the YouTube video that made him popular was Big Butter Jesus.
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CutHerOffApr 30, 2026
+9
My bad I’m from the around the area and we started calling the new one hug me Jesus
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mr_potato_thumbsApr 30, 2026
+7
Love it. Haven’t lived back home for 12 years.
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CutHerOffApr 30, 2026
+4
Well I lived out of the area for years but I was nostalgic and now I wish I never moved back. It’s gorgeous some parts of the year but other than COL i dont know why I’m here
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mr_potato_thumbsApr 30, 2026
+5
We b**** about it but it really isn’t a terrible place to live. I would only move back home for skyline and family. So many other great places to live.
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bobcatbootsMay 2, 2026
+2
I thought it was five dollar footlong Jesus… at least that’s what we called him in that economy
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zakabogApr 30, 2026
+3
There's already a famous Touchdown Jesus at Notre Dame, if you search online for Touchdown Jesus it's the first result, so you guys get big butter Jesus instead.
3
Tempest-in-a-B-CupApr 30, 2026
+16
He's back. Resurrected, if you will.
He keeps his hands down now. He's now referred to as "Footlong Jesus", or as I like to call him "I caught a fish this big Jesus ".
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CutHerOffApr 30, 2026
+3
My bad I’m from the around the area and we started calling the new one hug me Jesus
3
figaronineApr 30, 2026
+3
We call him Bender Jesus because of his little antenna
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kevroApr 30, 2026
+36
60 tons and 300 feet long. This was a big boy.
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Brave_Nerve_6871Apr 30, 2026
+36
Dinosaurs just can't catch a break
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KaptainKardboardApr 30, 2026
+13
Not gonna like, that's pretty f****** metal
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EstoyeMay 1, 2026
+4
Ride the lightning, Barney
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what_dat_ninjaApr 30, 2026
+24
It belongs in a museum!
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KaptainKardboardApr 30, 2026
+6
So do you!
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jetforcegeminiApr 30, 2026
+31
I've been waiting for you, Star Fox. You know that I control the galaxy. It's foolish to come against me. You will die just like your father.
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PinchedTazerZ0Apr 30, 2026
+7
When Big Tex burned down he looked pretty scary
They made the new one like 4x heavier and a little taller and I'm a little sad they didn't rename him "Bigger Tex"
https://imgur.com/a/Gbg6tUr
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garlic8008Apr 30, 2026
+20
God really hates dinosaurs 🦕
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GandalfTheGrey_75May 1, 2026
+3
Which god? Zeus?
3
lollipop999May 1, 2026
+1
Dumbasses couldn't even invent Capitalism and wage slavery smh
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leftnotracksApr 30, 2026
+5
The worst people are gonna enjoy this for the dumbest reasons.
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Naive_Adeptness6895May 1, 2026
+6
Asteroid wearing a lightning disguise. Again.
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Owlbear1989May 1, 2026
+5
God: "oops I missed one"
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Krypt76Apr 30, 2026
+7
When asked for comment the dinosaur exclaimed, "C'mon man! C'mon!"
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thegloriousporpoiseApr 30, 2026
+7
Thank goodness. Usually this sends the animatronic on a murderous rampage.
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Sideshift1427Apr 30, 2026
+7
A dinosaur in the Bible Belt?
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edingercMay 1, 2026
+7
TBF, it was less than 6,000 years old
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DazedinDenverMay 1, 2026
+3
Another one of those pesky extinction events. Drat.
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ItsDorkSidedMay 1, 2026
+3
Imagine if it struck it and it came to life, causing massive rampage and destruction throughout the area.
Sounds like a solid premise for a B or C list movie that could have came out in the late 80’s or 90’s. Lol
3
scarabking91May 1, 2026
+3
Zues be like "oops we missed one."
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Really_McNamingtonApr 30, 2026
+3
Cartoon physics in real life. Should have crumbled to dust immediately after to compete the look.
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steve_ampleApr 30, 2026
+5
What's left is much prettier than what remained after the Touchdown Jesus lightning fire in Ohio.
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PoliticsIsDepressingMay 1, 2026
+2
It’s like when Big Tex died!
2
WontArnettMay 1, 2026
+2
Are these the PeeWee Herman dinosaurs? If so, these are national treasures.
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CappyChinoMay 1, 2026
+3
No, the dinosaurs in Pee Wee's Big Adventure are in Cabazon, California.
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timetravelerfrom2027May 1, 2026
+2
Whew. I was scrolling and hoping.
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d3vilm4n60May 1, 2026
+2
Struck the wrong ones, should have been the one in Washington DC
2
Cock_BrokerMay 1, 2026
+2
Boon will not be pleased
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supersillygooserMay 1, 2026
+2
They had their chance.
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blackitgreenitMay 1, 2026
+2
Damn, 2nd time in 66 mio years.
2
GrinchWhoStoleEasterMay 1, 2026
+2
Do you want Mechagodzillas? Because this is how you get Mechagodzillas...
2
JustARandomJoeMay 1, 2026
+2
Good thing the firefighters were there to extinct the flames.
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Weary_BoatMay 3, 2026
+2
didn't rise to the level of an "extinction level event" 😂
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wittorApr 30, 2026
+3
The structure withstand it quite well.
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copyriderApr 30, 2026
+2
Feels pretty authentic.
2
TraherneMay 1, 2026
+1
https://youtu.be/lcUbuAhZhN4?si=p1zjn7fUBQgRpf2V
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Dunky_ArisenMay 1, 2026
+1
This used to bring a lot of joy to the kids in the children's hospital next door. But the hospital got shuttered thanks to the scummy firm that owned it last year, and now the dino's gone too. Feels like a real sign of the times.
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Error_404_403May 1, 2026
+1
“…because I told you dinosaurs are the dead branch…”
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TomOnReddiMay 1, 2026
+1
I didnt see it in the article, so I am guessing it isnt the one used or shown in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.
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JoranthalusMay 1, 2026
+1
Let’s talk about your big “but”, Simone…
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tigerstylinMay 1, 2026
+1
How long until the skeleton turns to oil?
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Least-One1068May 2, 2026
+1
It looks like a crane
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Life-Sun-May 3, 2026
+1
Thought that was an onion headline. How refreshing it was just an unlikely random event instead of dystopian.
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