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Announcements Jan 26, 2010 at 8:03 AM

listnook will be down for maintenance for about two hours when this post is 22 hours old (10pm PST, 1am EST, 6am GMT, 5pm EDT)

Posted by jedberg


See [here](http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?month=1&day=26&year=2010&hour=22&min=0&sec=0&p1=224&sort=0) for the time in your area. **What will we be doing?** We will be performing part two of the maintenance we started [three weeks ago](http://www.listnook.com/tb/amumr). We will be upgrading memcached and memcachedb, and their supporting system libraries. It turns out we are two major revisions behind, and we'd like to take advantage of some of the new improvements, like the binary protocol. **Why?** We hope this will further enhance site performance, and make page load times even faster! **I thought you are "in the cloud". Why can't you do it with no downtime?** The cloud is not a magic bullet, and we are c**** and lazy. We could in theory bring up a bunch of new machines that are already upgraded to replace the machines we will be upgrading, but it turns out that moving the data would be a big pain. So instead we will just take the site down for a bit to do the upgrade in place. The beauty of the cloud, however, is that we'll have a backup instance already booted and configured if something goes wrong. **Ok, but why do you have to take the site down?** One of the things that we are upgrading are the permacaches, which use memcachedb (see previous blog post). Because of the way we access them, they are currently a single point of failure for us. We hope to resolve that in the future, but in the meantime, we can't take one of them down without breaking the site, so we'll just take them all down at once. **Fun fact**: Since we took the site down 3 weeks ago, page views are already up about 15% Lesson: Site faster == more traffic :) **TL;DR** User [thepensivepoet](/user/thepensivepoet) has provided a handy [graphic](http://i.imgur.com/HzohA.gif) to help you understand what's happening.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +70
Damn, I'll be at work in 22 hours. My first day as an overnight 911 police dispatcher, wish me luck! (I thought you guys would like to know.)
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +151
I'm kinda glad listnook won't be available to you while you are answering 911 calls. :) Good luck!
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +117
AskListnook: Some guy just called about a robbery happening right down the street, and it sounded quite intense. What do I do?
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +42
Say, "Sorry, Servers are down. Please call back later... *click*"
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UnnamedPlayer Jan 26, 2010 +37
Report: Someone called while crying about his baby getting accidentally shot in a roadside robbery. He just cried and hung up when I laughed and asked 'How is babby formed?'. Some people just don't understand dark humour.
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Mr_A Jan 26, 2010 +18
I was on listnook when I got the call to help someone on fire. AMA.
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KKJS Jan 26, 2010 +20
I was on fire when I got a call from listnook. AMA.
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UnnamedPlayer Jan 26, 2010 +30
I am on fire. AMA.
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saration Jan 26, 2010 +22
I set this guy on fire. AMA.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +8
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x3_voodoo_3x Jan 26, 2010 +5
I had nothing to do with the whole fire incident. AMA
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CursoryRimes Jan 26, 2010 +5
Well, now that you mention, I do have a question. Do you find your combustion can upset your complexion?
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syuk Jan 26, 2010 +5
are you picking bits off and eating them as you burn away? Does it taste like bacon or chicken?
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +7
give it a few months, then do an AMA, but not at work...
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ozreddit Jan 26, 2010 +2
Chief Wiggum novelty account: ["No, you got the wrong number, this is 91..... 2"](http://www.angelfire.com/film/tsss/ss/912.wav)
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +51
That's ok, I'm just going to jerk off the whole time anyway. edit: STOP JUDGING ME, LISTNOOK.
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +61
Ewww. Don't forget to load up your favorite NSFW listnooks beforehand so you have enough material to last you the five minutes before you fall asleep.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +60
*15 seconds.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +42
You mean I'll have to actually be productive during that time?
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +97
Sadly, yes. We'll try to go as quick as we can to keep your productivity to a minimum.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +8
On the note of productivity - expect to see a pretty huge performance boost with the binary protocol, although it'll be even better if you use a binary serializer for storing your items (and they'll use less memory, and be faster to serialize/unserialize). Oh, and use libmemcached if you're not already - beats the snot out of, well, every other memcached library.
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +5
> Oh, and use libmemcached if you're not already - beats the snot out of, well, every other memcached library. That's what we are upgrading to. :) But it is good to hear some confirmation that that is the right decision.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +5
Confirmation from a stranger on the internet? Highly reliable.
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Gravity13 Jan 26, 2010 +18
Who didn't see this comment coming?
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jotux Jan 26, 2010 +43
A blind person.
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Major_Major_Major Jan 26, 2010 +25
Because they can't see.
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nthnisfree Jan 26, 2010 +7
because their eyes don't function.
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unloud Jan 26, 2010 +22
Actually, some people who are blind are unable to see due to a damaged [Occipital Lobe](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occipital_lobe) in their brain. People with this type of blindness have fully functioning eyes and optic nerves while their brain is unable to receive the information they are sending. Therefore, unfortunately, you are incorrect.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +18
Now that was a **Not So Fun Fact**
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unloud Jan 26, 2010 +4
An additional interesting fact is that people who experience damage to the Occipital Lobe later in life can often still experience instinctive reactions to visual stimulae (such as ducking when something is flying in their face), because their eyes still send the information to other parts of their brain. This actually happened to a [fellow listnookor](http://www.listnook.com/r/IAmA/comments/9yd9e/i_was_blind_for_two_years_ama/).
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jmone Jan 26, 2010 +5
My mom, who has never heard of Listnook, would *never* have seen this one coming.
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Fat_Dumb_Americans Jan 26, 2010 +14
Nice one for posting the downtime zero-hour in its international zone variations, providing a lookup table link and the post-dated countdown timer.
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +15
People complained last time that I wasn't clear enough, so I figured I would go a little overboard this time.
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jeff303 Jan 26, 2010 +11
It's nice but what the hell is EDT? Googling (and my past experience) suggests it's "Eastern Daylight Time" (when Daylight Savings is in effect in the US/Eastern zone). But right now we're not in D.S. so US/Eastern is really EST ("Eastern Standard Time") which is **also** given in the post. It can't be both, plus one is given as 1:00AM and the other as 5:00PM; aaargh.
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ctrphoto Jan 26, 2010 +5
Australia eastern daylight time?
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jeff303 Jan 26, 2010 +3
[That might be it](http://www.timeanddate.com/library/abbreviations/timezones/au/edt.html). I've just never seen it quoted period, let alone in the context of the others given.
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +5
Sydney is currently in EDT.
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Fat_Dumb_Americans Jan 26, 2010 +8
Probably people like me; you've certainly covered all bases there.
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OrangeredEnvelopes Jan 26, 2010 +18
Attention...New York Listnookors. Come and protest the shutting down of Listnook 'for maintenance', at the [Conde-Nast Building](http://www.petergof.com/nyc/conde_nast.htm). Demonstrators will meet in front at 1:00 AM, EST, an hour before Listnook is scheduled to be shut down. This will be covered by all major media! Please bring signs, banners, megaphones, air horns, any kind of loud noise makers -- including giant speakers mounted on tractor-trailers. If you have elephants or narwhals, bring them. Bring gas masks and wear protective clothing. Don't come if you're not prepared to get arrested! Attorneys are standing by, to make sure you get released after a few hours, when Listnook is back up again. Kevin and Alex from Digg are invited. If they don't show, we can only hang them 'in effigy'. The Listnook Alien, himself, may attend. Be there, or be bored!
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +6
> Demonstrators will meet in front at 1:00 AM, EST, an hour before Listnook is scheduled to be shut down. Was that mistake on purpose? :)
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reseph Jan 26, 2010 +2
It's a trap! Isn't this how it went down in Sherlock Holmes where Holmes purposely writes the wrong time and the guy then corrects it, thus showing off a hand written 12?
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +38
If there's no [A], it's not true!
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +23
Sorry, it was late. I forgot. It's red now.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +6
Damn. Now it's true. :(
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Hubso Jan 26, 2010 +10
*places fingers in ears* "La la la la la la la la..."
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Mr_A Jan 26, 2010 +30
What do you want?
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charbo187 Jan 26, 2010 +3
please tell me your name is a [High School High](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLf2PusBhFQ) reference.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +13
But...but...10 pm is my prime Listnook surfing time. :( sigh
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +39
Load the site up at 9:50, and then open the links in new tabs. That should cover it.
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mccoyn Jan 26, 2010 +4
You know you are going to get a huge flood of traffic at 9:50 now.
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sfu_guy Jan 26, 2010 +60
And this my friends, is when you know you're addicted.
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Bagel Jan 26, 2010 +7
preload the comments too
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dodgepong Jan 26, 2010 +9
Just don't try to reply to any of them.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +4
Have you replies handy, just in case.
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romcabrera Jan 26, 2010
Does exist a Firefox plugin / Javascript scriptlet to do that? (open all of listnook's main page links and its comments in multiple tabs?)
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +3
Really? You can't middle click 25 times? :)
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +11
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bassmanyoowan Jan 26, 2010 +13
totally agree, if i'm on Listnook before 10am I'm usually not going to be wearing trousers that day
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +6
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +5
you're not a very dedicated Listnookor then are you!? I sleep at work and Listnook all night
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thepensivepoet Jan 26, 2010 +13
I was told there would be no math.
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +9
That's why I provided the link.
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thepensivepoet Jan 26, 2010 +13
But that just replaces math with a bunch of reading letters and stuff. [Here, I made this so you guys can clearly communicate what's going on.](http://i.imgur.com/1523K.png "Hot Dog Shop")
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +6
If you do the whole world, and don't make fun of the foreigners, I'll edit the post and add your pic.
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thepensivepoet Jan 26, 2010 +11
[I don't think the Hot Dog Shop theme scales down that well](http://i.imgur.com/HzohA.gif) I might've made fun of foreigners a little bit, though. =/
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +5
Ok, it is part of the main post now. :)
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thepensivepoet Jan 26, 2010 +3
haha, awesome. I would've put more effort into making it ugly but I actually had a little bit of work this morning. Cruel fate, such and such and so on. YES. SOMETIMES OUTLOOK JUST *DOES THAT*. F***.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +8
12am CST. How about a shout out to the midwest?
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +6
Go Midwest!
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christianjb Jan 26, 2010 +7
Follow these simple instructions and you'll be back on AOL in no time. You need to reverse the polarity on the permacache. That way the memcachedb can be rerouted through the gui into the cyber-cube. You may have to remove your polarizing VR goggles and move through meat-space to do the last bit, but I've Alta-Vista'd it and there's an air-duct which runs the length of the Condo-leezza-nast HQ, so you should be in luck. Hope this helps.
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James Jan 26, 2010 +14
Thats helpful putting the time that it will be down in relation to the post! Cheers :) Unfortunately... thats the start of my working day :( **DON'T MAKE ME TURN TO DIGG YOU BASTARDS!**
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Radoman Jan 26, 2010 +5
>DON'T MAKE ME TURN TO DIGG YOU BASTARDS! Just go to google news and hit refresh every now and again for fresher content than Digg ever posts.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +4
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +5
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
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deadapostle Jan 26, 2010 +2
I propose a Listnook Standard Time.
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +4
We have one -- it is the same as Arizona Time. But a lot of the international folks get confused when we refer to it like that.
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deadapostle Jan 26, 2010 +1
That's pretty badass. I like that Listnook kicks daylight savings in the balls.
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +2
I don't like dealing with my servers suddenly shifting their times in the log file, and I don't like having to subtract from UTC. Arizona Time was a good compromise, because it is pretty much the same as Pacific Time (where I am) most of the year.
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[deleted] Jan 27, 2010 +5
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +3
Don't forget to bring a towel.
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +2
Don't worry, [I got that covered](http://listnookgifts.com/presents/towel-it-says-about-most-massively-thing/).
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ZuchinniOne Jan 26, 2010 +2
So if we get this post removed does that mean Listnook won't go down?
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +3
Nope! It just means you won't know about it anymore. :)
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sonar1 Jan 26, 2010 +1
Señor jedberg, I would like an official statement on the capitalization of the r in listnook. I agree with your post and say it should be lowerd, yet demand it capitalized when I am refered to as a "Listnookor" /this random request brought you by... Reading Rainbow. (take a look, its in a book)
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +3
the word listnook should never be capitalized, even when used as part of a word, such as listnookor.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +2
Why should it never be capitalized?
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fugazijaw Jan 26, 2010 +13
Let's rent out town halls, write our own articles, place them into folders, make sheets people can sign to downvote or upvote to place into folders and everyone can bring their dogs as long as their dogs don't shoot bees out of their mouths and love some other smaller, cuter mammal that they can pose with for highly karma-able submissions. We could have a scoreboard for the best submissions and rooms dedicated to AMAs because the comment count is bound to get huge in those rooms. We'd have to find some good frauds to pull the AMAs off in real life though. Best two hours of our lives.
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personsaddress Jan 26, 2010 +2
You're gonna screw up the upgrade and lose your entire database!
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Gravity13 Jan 26, 2010 +171
>Fun fact: Since we took the site down 3 weeks ago, page views are already up about 15% Lesson: Site faster == more traffic :) **Fun fact**: Since listnook's gotten faster, productivity has been down 15%
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QnA Jan 26, 2010 +65
**Fun fact:** Since listnook's gotten faster, snark has been up 15%
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indescription Jan 26, 2010 +58
**Fun fact:** Since listnook's gotten snarkier, karma has been up 15%
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +145
These facts aren't very fun...
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +175
**Fun fact:** Shut up.
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meatsack Jan 26, 2010 +10
I love this whole thread 15% more (I round up OK!).
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +37
**FACT**: Bears eat beats. Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.
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Etab Jan 26, 2010 +20
False. Bears eat *beets*.
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khamul Jan 26, 2010 +13
**Fun fact:** It is estimated that bears kill over two million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare.
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yonyonjohn Jan 26, 2010 +6
[False. This bear eats beats.](http://i.imgur.com/29tT9.png)
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taligent Jan 26, 2010 +11
**Fun fact:** Since listnook's gotten faster, hand movement has been up AND down 15%
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +1
GMT doesn't exist, it hasn't existed since 1972. It's now UTC.
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +2
[Sure it does](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenwich_Mean_Time). It just isn't used as the international time reference anymore, but Brits still use it to refer to their primary time zone, as I did.
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fizz23 Jan 26, 2010 +2
I hope you at least got some real good error page ready to display during the downtime. A collection of multiple good error pages displaying randomly would be appreciated.
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krizutch Jan 26, 2010 +2
How many of you are losing Listnook just when you use it most. I am! =(
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crookedparadigm Jan 26, 2010 +1
Can we have non broken search engine instead of faster pages?
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +357
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libbrichus Jan 26, 2010 +235
Warning: **NSFW** Following is a list of substitute sites you can visit while listnook's down. * [Listnook.com](http://tblop.com) * [blog](http://fleshbot.com/) * [Pics](http://www.kindgirls.com/main) * [Programming](http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/) * [WTF](http://www.efukt.com/) * [FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-](http://www.inhumanity.com/) * [gaming.listnook](http://www.hornygamer.com/) * [IAmA](http://www.truedirtystories.com/index.shtml) * [Technology](http://www.moanmyip.com/) * [Firefox](http://www.squarefree.com/pornzilla/) * [TIL](http://www.scarleteen.com/) * [Comics and Webcomics](http://sexylosers.com/) * [Videos](http://fantasti.cc/) * [Atheism](http://www.nakedprotesters.com/) * [Music](http://pornfortheblind.org/) * [Movies](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unsimulated_sex_in_film) * [Funny](http://www.sexyandfunny.com/) * [Entertainment](http://wwtdd.com/) * [Bestof](http://www.p***-a-licious.com/) * [Sex](http://ijustmadelove.com/) * [Linux](http://www.collegesexadvice.com/sex.shtml) * [Christianity](http://www.sexinchrist.com/) * [TwoXChromosomes](http://www.suicidegirls.com/) * [secretsanta](http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/) * [News](http://www.egotastic.com/) * [p2p](http://puretna.com/) * [trees](http://lastnightsparty.com/) * [gonewild](http://myfreecams.com) * [Jailbait](http://digg.com/)
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +23
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pegothejerk Jan 26, 2010 +9
hmm. I just get a blocked, nearly blank page thanks to my experimental AI web filter. It just has a "slow children at play" street sign in a white field. I need to have a chat with my web filter.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +16
* [islistnookdown.com](http://islistnookdown.com)
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civildefense Jan 26, 2010 +13
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
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Necrolich Jan 26, 2010 +5
**TRAITOR!** Listnook is not just some c**** w**** you can substitute when she's with another client. Just because she's busy for a little while doesn't mean you can go do whatever the f*** you want. You will sit patiently and wait goddamnit.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +48
How do I access this list when listnook is down?
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ropers Jan 26, 2010 +14
[You're welcome.](http://tinyurl.com/listnookisdown)
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +54
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Neoncow Jan 26, 2010 +16
I'm imagining a thousand listnookors quietly sobbing over their keyboards as they stare at the "You broke Listnook" page and realize they screencaptured a list of sublistnook names with no urls.
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sizzler Jan 26, 2010 +4
I'm imagining one, with everyone else gloating at the misinformation success
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +64
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Zoned Jan 26, 2010 +27
print it out and fax it to yourself first.
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w33d Jan 26, 2010 +17
WHY isn't there a way to fax images directly to imgur?
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personsaddress Jan 26, 2010 +10
Because then my mom would fax 10,000 pictures of her cat to imgur.
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ricemilk Jan 27, 2010 +4
I dont see why Listnook 'admins' dont do this first, for the whole site.. Like, why not first convert all of the Listnook.com pages to bmp and upload each bmp to imageshack.... then, the whole site will be available during teh maintenances. Done.
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pillage Jan 26, 2010 +10
what am I supposed to do with the other hour and 59 minutes?
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fuzzyfuzz Jan 26, 2010 +3
I'm planning on getting homework done for once.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +11
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libbrichus Jan 26, 2010 +29
I didn't get it at first and actually googled IRL thinking it might be some cool social website where people post what they do in real life or something. Facepalm to self. I really need to surf some IRL.
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Scarker Jan 27, 2010 +4
>[Movies](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unsimulated_sex_in_film) Fascinating.
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nolcotin Jan 26, 2010 +5
That NSFW needs to use the tag
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +3
I believe you mean
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +3
Don't . Don't even . and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe, don't turn your back, don't look away and don't . Good luck.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +6
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Seachicken Jan 26, 2010 +3
Uhhh, puretna is having some heinous virus problems at the moment, go cheggit instead.
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libbrichus Jan 26, 2010 +3
I use it on my Firefox with Adblock and this greasemonkey [userscript](http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/52112) and haven't faced any problems yet. I love cheggit's interface but the difference in availability of well-seeded content is massive.
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Seachicken Jan 26, 2010 +2
I know, it does have some serious problems with older torrents losing seeds. I really despise puretna's search function too.
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libbrichus Jan 26, 2010 +2
Yeah, the search function as well as interface sucks on both puretna and empornium. However there are many ways to make these 2 sites way more functional. Just search userscripts and userstyles.
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daytime Jan 26, 2010 +3
One of these things is not like the others; one of these things does not belong.
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Li0Li Jan 26, 2010 +2
Woah, I just lost 5 hours and a large percentage of my body weight in fap. God damn it listnook, I had stuff to do.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +3
Oops, I accidentally posted this
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xdavien Jan 26, 2010 +99
ralph pls go
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Scarker Jan 26, 2010 +8
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +66
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +30
[context NSFW](http://www.winnipegheights.com/forums/showthread.php?t=210969)
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SmartAssX Jan 26, 2010 +18
Ramirez don't let Listnook go down!
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gamlidek Jan 26, 2010 +7
Ramirez, do a rolling deploy of Listnook so it doesn't go down!
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SuperCoupe Jan 26, 2010 +2
AHHHHHHH!!!!!! HOW ELSE WILL I FEED MY ADDICTION!!!!!!
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S2S2S2S2S2 Jan 26, 2010 +118
Thank you for using "listnook time" for this announcement. It's the easiest way.
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krispykrackers Jan 26, 2010 +32
Suck up ;)
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +59
Don't make me pull this website over!
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sigma_noise Jan 26, 2010 +26
ddaaaaaaddddd! ...but bozarking *touched* me!!!
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +50
I'm sure it was all nonsexual and silly.
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Jushooter Jan 26, 2010 +4
Hey jedberg, Don't want to sound harsh, but wouldn't it be more effective to put a notice on the header or something? I never know if I should upvote this, but at the same time I know a lot of people would like to know about it. How about something like this? : http://i.imgur.com/YjBQj.png
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +4
Yeah, I saw your post. We're talking about it now. We don't have any code to support doing that right now, so we'd have to write a patch.
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Busybyeski Jan 27, 2010 +6
And the site would have to go down for 48 more hours to write that patch. THANKS JUSHOOTER.
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Jushooter Jan 26, 2010 +2
Cool! Glad you saw it. I know a lot of Listnookors often misunderestimate the number of lines it takes to add a new function, but IMHO this would really take no more than 5 minutes. I'm no pro and it took me 2 min. to add the HTML/CSS and it worked well in FF/IE. Of course if you're thinking about doing some sort of function to make it easy on the Administration side (like a radio button instead of changing it and uploading it by FTP), then I understand. Thanks ;-)
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[deleted] Jan 27, 2010 +2
just give everything you post to r/announcements 200 mystery upvotes. anybody who doesn't like it can unsubscribe. actually, don't do anything. there hasn't been an announcement yet that wasn't upvoted to the front page, if it ain't broke don't fix it.
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ibrokereddit Jan 26, 2010 +15
Teehee!
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theorangechicken Jan 26, 2010 +1
But what the hell am I going to do during lecture?
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go-ahead-downvote Jan 26, 2010 +1
If you need to take your site down to switch to memcache binary protocol you're doing it wrong. That said - I can't argue with the c**** and lazy part - especially given that you're probably making pennies on this site.
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Nick4753 Jan 26, 2010 +1
>but it turns out that moving the data would be a big pain. Why are you storing everything in EBS and not S3 again?
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rabbler Jan 26, 2010 +1
Will the upgrade make checking my previous posts to grab my penguin photoshoops faster? Right now it takes a good 5-10ish seconds to load. :( When listnook upgrades, the Rush Limbaugh has won! http://imgur.com/USgC2.png
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +152
It's okay everybody, listnook has a [mirror](http://digg.com)
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +109
Google cache will probably be more up-to-date than that one, but I, for one, welcome our new powerusers.
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msten19 Jan 26, 2010 +4
Actually, I bet the Wayback Machine is more up-to-date than the original mirror. http://www.archive.org/web/web.php
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Scarker Jan 26, 2010 +10
Back in my day they were only 24 hours behind us.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +26
I don't think I'd like a mirror that showed me what I looked like yesterday.
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thegreatnick Jan 26, 2010 +22
Just stand far enough away from your mirror.
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CJAX Jan 26, 2010 +9
maybe digg will be able to surpass the lag it has on listnook...nah probably not
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ikilledreddit Jan 26, 2010 +6
I appreciated the "when this post is 22 hours old." While many on listnook are math inclined, it's actually a really easy way to see when it's coming up.
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kampfbereit Jan 26, 2010 +1
Bah! Peek LISTNOOK time for Japanese who should be doing proper work...
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +1
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olihahe Jan 26, 2010 +8
Prepping the nuclear shelter for a two hour stay then...Let me know when it's safe to come out again
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ropers Jan 26, 2010 +4
> **TL;DR** User thepensivepoet has provided a handy [graphic](http://i.imgur.com/HzohA.gif) to help you understand what's happening. You should totally use that as your outage screen.
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narwhalslut Jan 26, 2010 +1
For a third and final comment on the topic, I sure hope this fixes the commenting problems that have begun to crop up again.
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rjcarr Jan 26, 2010 +1
> magic bullet I think you simply meant *magic* or *silver* bullet, but these magic bullets sound interesting.
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atrais Jan 26, 2010 +5
I have forwarded your message to my boss, he wasn't entirely sure what this was about but he said I should just rest at home until the system is up again.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +6
Man, I miss the old listnook that had more bugs and responded slower and was generally less convenient.
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Mr_A Jan 26, 2010 +10
[cache](http://www.digg.com)
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narwhalslut Jan 26, 2010 +1
Some of those of us who are bad at timezone conversions live in Central Standard Time. >_>
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +6
We're sorry, listnook requires 24 hours notice of cancellations. You will be charged a fee of 50 karma for any last minute changes of schedule.
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jedberg Jan 26, 2010 +2
Actually, all those extra page views are coming from the same number of users. They are just visiting more often.
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piepiePIEpie Jan 26, 2010 +3
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phuzion Jan 27, 2010 +1
Well, I'd say everything went better than expected here.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +1
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +6
there doesn't seem to be anything here
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jotux Jan 26, 2010 +7
Add flame stickers to the server and stuff bacon into the vent holes, that'll make it crazy fast.
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doskir Jan 26, 2010 +6
Don't forget to paint it red, red things are ALWAYS faster.
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +4
So fast that it turns blue?
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GuZ Jan 26, 2010 +3
1 AM? Perfect, maybe now you won't keep me up till absurd times of the morning like you usually do.
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YuriJackoffski Jan 26, 2010 -1
It doesn't matter to me. I got better things to do. I have a life you know?
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mortiferous Jan 27, 2010 +3
Quick everyone, open up a tab for every story so we have something to do in 2 hours !
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[deleted] Jan 26, 2010 +1
I am not really up to speed on these cloud services. Say you have a really high traffic blog, or an idea for the next Twitter scale site. I currently could hobble that together on my own. And have. Bot as big as Twitter, but I think as with anything, you start small, figure it out as you go. Now, I would have a few front ends, a large DB, replication slaves for reads, the big DB for writes, maybe a few of them in a gross denormalized fashion, load balancer, arbitrary amount of super c**** http servers for image serving, which may mirror out to a CDN via dns tricks or just directly. Bring something like amazon cloud into it. And say this all is backed by an off the shelf language like php. I get that Amazon can be my CDN, but can I just fire up a "server" with them and it is unix, pteferably BSD or some non Linux distro, since that is what I know. From there, Anszon has given me a "server" and I can install anything I want? So if I need curl, I build it, memcached, I build it, etc etc. As I outgrow that server, what happens? Or am I limited to a specific set of languages and tools they offer? Could for example, digg, a site I know uses php, and tons of in house servers, of facebook, a site that ads something like 10k servers a month, move to a cloud? Just not getting how it comes together in simple terms.
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modestokun Jan 26, 2010 +3
I really appreciate that time conversion. Good idea.
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Macbeth554 Jan 26, 2010 +2
Say 22 hours then looked down and say "21" I started to panic until I realized it said 21 minutes. All is right with the world...until tomorrow.
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frreekfrreely Jan 27, 2010 +2
Oh, no! That's only 18 minutes from now. I'm just finding out about this you can't do this to me! Where will I go? What will I do?
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