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‘Looksmaxxing’ influencer Clavicular arrested on assault charge

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‘Looksmaxxing’ influencer Clavicular arrested on assault charge
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‘Looksmaxxing’ influencer Clavicular arrested on assault charge
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the_dayman623 Mar 27, 2026 +11253
He wasn’t arrested he’s just jailmaxxing
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Local-Finance8389 Mar 27, 2026 +3808
He got freedomogged
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JackLaytonsMoustache Mar 27, 2026 +943
Cant wait to see him in front of a judge... his courtisol levels will spike. 
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Yashema Mar 27, 2026 +338
He's about to realize the legal system isn't jester. 
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rangkilrog Mar 27, 2026 +120
Jail is just working out, doing meth, and being around men. He’ll love it.
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TJ_McWeaksauce Mar 27, 2026 +86
We're going to see if he can mog in a mug shot.
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corvettekyle Mar 27, 2026 +162
He'll be locksmaxxing soon
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addamee Mar 27, 2026 +12
No, it was clavicular manslaughter 
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nazarein Mar 27, 2026 +4462
This guys career is on track to end in a murder.
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hunt35744 Mar 27, 2026 +1232
Told my wife he’s going to prison for tax evasion in a few years forvsure
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Gamefart101 Mar 27, 2026 +1005
He's advocated for taking out school loans and using them to get cosmetic surgeries. He'll go for fraud first
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PopularHat Mar 27, 2026 +372
That’s just hilariously bad advice, since student loan debt is one of the few kinds that doesn’t get erased when you declare bankruptcy.
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Colifama55 Mar 27, 2026 +214
It’s because it’s not real advice. It’s meant to discredit student loan forgiveness efforts. Conservatives can point to this and say “young liberals are taking out student loans for cosmetic surgeries and they want us taxpayers to front the bill!”
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wh4tth3huh Mar 27, 2026 +142
Anyone confusing this dipshit for a liberal needs a f****** head examination.
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rest0re Mar 27, 2026 +112
True. But Republicans *love* to argue in bad faith. So I’m assuming something like that wouldn’t even matter to them.
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Tiruin Mar 27, 2026 +20
Doesn't need to be a liberal. Trump went on about abortions after the baby's already born and republican voters lapped it up, every accusation is a confession.
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pointlessone Mar 27, 2026 +31
What a *terrible* idea. "Take out the only loans you can never get discharged, with a ton of restrictions, fraudulently - for cheek fillers!" It's almost better to get payday loans than muck about with school lending, and payday loans are some of the most predatory lending outside of a guy named Vinny who collects kneecaps. What an insanely, mind bogglingly ***stupid*** idea to take school loans for anything but the bare minimum.
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drew_p_wevos Mar 27, 2026 +78
That’s called fraudmaxxing 
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Verizon-Mythoclast Mar 27, 2026 +328
Clavicular manslaughter
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_coffee_ Mar 27, 2026 +212
"career" Hope he likes how he looks in the mugshot
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Pet_Insurance Mar 27, 2026 +133
There was that stalker that jumped in front of his cybertruck, but I don't think anything came of that. Also he's microdosing meth for the looks, I don't think he's expecting to live that long
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welmoe Mar 27, 2026 +127
>Also he's microdosing meth for the looks, I don't think he's expecting to live that long Excuse me what?
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Pet_Insurance Mar 27, 2026 +127
In addition to beta blockers, steroids, peptides, bonesmashing (it's exactly what it sounds like), and probably more I don't remember
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powerlesshero111 Mar 27, 2026 +87
I feel like people think microdosing is the new big thing. Like microdosing ketamine. Eventually, it just becomes regular dosing, because that stuff is addictive, even in multiple small doses.
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Just3nCas3 Mar 27, 2026 +39
You are like eight years to late, peptides are the new big thing.
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sgtmattie Mar 27, 2026 +44
My personal guess is that he’s exaggerating and he’s just taking adderall or some other prescription stimulant… which is still a stimulant addition but sounds much less “badass” (as much as any addiction can look badass)
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Educational_Belt_816 Mar 27, 2026 +40
He claims to be taking Desoxyn which is prescription Methamphetamine, and while that is possible, the amount of Desoxyn prescriptions are extremely low in the US so it’s unlikely.
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Carbonatite Mar 27, 2026 +15
It's like the last resort treatment for severe drug resistant ADHD - there are less than 2000 prescriptions written for it every year (versus >30 million for Adderall alone). The odds of a person his size (not obese) being prescribed it for weight management are so astronomically low that it's pretty much a guarantee either he's lying or his doctor is actually a drug dealer named Chico who sells him baggies of crystal from a sketchy Mexican meth lab.
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InquisitiveAssFoo Mar 27, 2026 +70
One does not simply micro dose the meth *Lord of the rings voice*
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EstablishmentFull797 Mar 27, 2026 +108
apology for poor english when were you when Clavicilar cortisol spike for last time? i was sat at home eating peptide paste when bro ring ‘Clav is mog’ ‘no’
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ThriftyMegaMan Mar 27, 2026 +13362
No one can ever hate this man more than he hates himself. 
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duskycloud Mar 27, 2026 +5356
He crumbles from insecurity if someone in the bathroom stall next to him pisses louder. Not even joking.
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Mixels Mar 27, 2026 +2175
TIL that some people care about the sound their piss makes. Thanks, I hate it.
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Arkanii Mar 27, 2026 +741
It’s apparently common enough that there are bullshit supplements out there targeting these people. Look up “gorilla flow.” Hilarious
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Sea_Negotiation_1871 Mar 27, 2026 +410
Couldn't they just drink more water? Or get their prostates checked out?
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Thirdatarian Mar 27, 2026 +667
They could cut the middle man and try therapy but something tells me these guys don't think there's anything wrong with them mentally, just their inability to pissmax preventing them from urinalmogging in the bathroom of a Chainsmokers concert
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Mathblasta Mar 27, 2026 +294
I hate this sentence and the fact that I'm literate enough to read it.
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reallybadspeeller Mar 27, 2026 +57
I’m glad I’m dyslexic and had no idea you can add mog to the end of a word to change its meaning then add ing to make it a verb till this thread. I’m still not sure I’m reading everything thing correctly. Like am I confusemogging right now? Anyway I don’t what answers to what the hell mog means I’ll never use it but please can the youngins go back to thinking Ohio skibbity riz 6-7 was funny.
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KoosGoose Mar 27, 2026 +185
It still boils down to biology/genetics. What’s the diameter of your urethra? What’s the volume of your bladder? How much pressure is produced? Every healthy adult in their pissing prime will be shooting different stats.
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generally_unsuitable Mar 27, 2026 +217
That's why bladdermaxxing is so big now. I haven't pissed in days, and I only piss in urinals right next to other men, so they know they're getting urinemogged.
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Matookie Mar 27, 2026 +69
That's what sounding is for.  (Honestly, not sure what sounding is for but it sounded appropriate in this context.)
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FredFredrickson Mar 27, 2026 +89
Every time I am reminded that sounding exists, I want to curl up into a ball and just stop feeling anything for about 5 minutes.
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TransBrandi Mar 27, 2026 +105
The first I heard about him was him refusing to interview someone that said that they weren't insecure with the way that they looked. He literally just says "This interview is over if you're not going to be genuine with me."
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Beginning_Key2167 Mar 27, 2026 +66
I think that happened fairly recently I saw a clip of it.  He truly can’t believe that the guy wakes up every morning looks at himself and apparently doesn’t feel severe disgust.  I can’t even imagine how much you must hate yourself to literally look in the mirror every day and think you look like garbage. 
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MonochromaticPrism Mar 27, 2026 +55
Tbf there is a normal version of this where you minimize the noise by hitting the porcelain adjacent to the water line (the deflection prior to hitting the water also minimizes splash). The idea that you would feel bad that you "aren't loud enough" is bizarre.
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NNKarma Mar 27, 2026 +28
I know it's a thing in some countries to have some music/noise put on women bathroom because they don't want people hearing them pissing, but worrying about not being loud enough... is actually exactly what you would expect from an insecure man.
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meechu Mar 27, 2026 +298
So Mark Wahlbergs insult regarding Will Farrels urine hitting the urinal sounding feminine would break this chad? And kids watch this stuff?
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brutinator Mar 27, 2026 +204
The guy walked out of an interview when the interviewer said that he was happy how he physically looked lmao. The guy has insane insecurity.
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MrBeer9999 Mar 27, 2026 +94
"I completely frame-mog you but you don't want to looksmax? I'm chadwalking away from this bluepill energy!"
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xv_boney Mar 27, 2026 +96
That interview is a hard, hard watch. The guy isnt even hostile to him, he is asking lots of valid questions and Braden **(his name is Braden, who is surprised)** is just getting increasingly sullen that this guy isnt asking for specific personal advice. He keeps saying "you arent asking me about loogsmargsink" after the guy has spent fifteen minutes asking questions about lewksmaughsing. Its extremely clear he wants this man to be as transparently insecure as he is and ask for advice on how to look. That question, "youre telling me you are happy with the way you look", thats totally unprompted. I thought it would have been the end of some kind of conversation about insecurity, it isnt. He is trying to prod the interviewer into asking questions about how to looksmacks. And when he doesnt, he throws a little fit and stomps out. Its **deeply** embarrassing. Side note his name is Braden and hes got himself hooked on meth and steroids, that mans d*** does not function
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Recent-Succotash675 Mar 27, 2026 +15
WHAT? I'm sorry. Gen X here. But what?!
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xv_boney Mar 27, 2026 +28
Also gen x. It is, and i mean this, Not Important. Hes just the latest in a long line of griftmaxxers cashmogging young impressionable men to try to convince them that they are ugly and worthless so they can be prime paypig fodder.
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E6DA Mar 27, 2026 +66
What. The. F***?
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A_Random_Catfish Mar 27, 2026 +61
Get pissmogged
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d4nowar Mar 27, 2026 +84
Does he push too hard and then shart while pissing?
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deliciousleopard Mar 27, 2026 +52
Doesn’t get more alpha than that.
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FredFredrickson Mar 27, 2026 +55
Imagine coming out of the stall and washing your hands and this chud pops out of the adjacent stall a few moments later glaring at you through tears.
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mechabeast Mar 27, 2026 +323
Hey be fair, he hates women a lot too.
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Street-Economist9751 Mar 27, 2026 +81
Well lucky him, I don’t think he will have to endure their company very often.
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InShambles234 Mar 27, 2026 +402
I used to think Elon was the most insecure person in the world. Think this guy has Elon beat honestly.
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SignificantCats Mar 27, 2026 +250
You have to grade on a curve - probably the most insecure person in the world is a random teenager with a lot of undiagnosed disorders. But that Elon Musk is the richest man in the world with obscene access to power is a HUGE force multiplier, x1000 at least. Clavicular has no such multiplier. I'm sure he's made OK money recently but it's temporal and fast fleeting and directly relies on his insecurity.
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wolftooth21 Mar 27, 2026 +121
Nah, that stuff with having other people boost his Diablo 4 account to the top of the leaderboards while he "live streamed" it was pretty funny.
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Alive_kiwi_7001 Mar 27, 2026 +148
I was genuinely wondering if he got arrested for punching himself in the face (for that all-important jawline).
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Hereiampostingagain Mar 27, 2026 +221
He doesn't punch himself in the face, that'd be silly. He uses a hammer.
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Illustrious-Watch-74 Mar 27, 2026 +64
Im still flabbergasted that “bonesmashing” is a thing some people are apparently doing.
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missmeowwww Mar 27, 2026 +12
I’m sorry… what?! Like breaking their own bodies to get reconstructive surgery? Or just because they enjoy pain?
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beer_engineer_42 Mar 27, 2026 +29
Apparently it's just lightly hitting yourself in the face with a hammer to adjust your facial structure or something? I honestly don't know. Like, I'm a weird guy, sure, but weird within normal parameters, I haven't invented my own language to express how insecure I am, for example.
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IndependenceIcy9626 Mar 27, 2026 +19
They’re not aiming to get reconstructive surgery. The idea is that they’re creating micro-fractures that make the bones bigger when they heal. Obviously that’s still idiotic, but in a different way than what you described
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borntobewildish Mar 27, 2026 +55
I hate how we let the village idiots take over the internet.
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IAMA_Plumber-AMA Mar 27, 2026 +27
The internet was fine until social media gave the village idiots a village of their own.
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WarWorld Mar 27, 2026 +63
You'd expect a looksmaxxer to look better than this. 
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vodkaismywater Mar 27, 2026 +14988
I learned about this guy without my consent and I hate that I now know who he is. 
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LitheBeep Mar 27, 2026 +2910
Same dude who ran over a guy with his cybertruck a few months ago, livestreamed it, completely stone-faced the whole time.
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ProtectthePears Mar 27, 2026 +1970
Same guy who talked about how inferior he felt to black men pissing near him because their dongs were so big?
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EjaculatingAracnids Mar 27, 2026 +1478
People really have a weird obsession with other dudes dicks
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egnards Mar 27, 2026 +885
I’m 38. I’ve seen a lot of dicks in my life, and I’ve peed in a lot of public restrooms. I can confidentially say that not a single time in my life have I ever seen the d*** of another man, in a bathroom, while peeing at a urinal.
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SwingingtotheBeat Mar 27, 2026 +586
You must not be trying.
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TruculentTurtIe Mar 27, 2026 +503
Seriously. Its like hes not even peekmaxing
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Deep-Friendship3181 Mar 27, 2026 +86
You missed the second x, you weren't xmaxxing hard enough and now you've been lettermogged
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BoundHubris Mar 27, 2026 +105
Yes. That's the point.
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EjaculatingAracnids Mar 27, 2026 +50
Yeah i had to think back on it myself and, over a similar amount of time, cant recall any memorable man meat. This weirdo is out here peter gazin'.
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MarxistMan13 Mar 27, 2026 +43
37 Seen a *LOT* of dicks in my life. Who hasn't on the internet, really? Never seen another dude's hog in a bathroom. I feel like you'd need to be actively trying to see dong to run into them in the wild.
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wolfannoy Mar 27, 2026 +255
It shows how really insecure they are.
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Smooth_Storm_9698 Mar 27, 2026 +245
None of these words are in the Bible
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Used_Package_3941 Mar 27, 2026 +117
Obligatory Ezekiel 23:20 “There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”
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musical_shares Mar 27, 2026 +95
Dudes writing women characters haven’t changed much
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Scalpels Mar 27, 2026 +48
[The start of Ezekiel](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%2023&version=NIV) tells you that twin women were virgins, but had been fondled *before* you even learn their names. So yeah. They [breasted boobily](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/breasted-boobily) back then too.
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BoyCubPiglet2 Mar 27, 2026 +202
I'm 90% sure Leviticus includes a passage where Jesus is telling his followers to gaze upon his massive dong.
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duke_of_blades Mar 27, 2026 +63
I'm not going to check, but I sure hope that you're right.
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Oddjob64 Mar 27, 2026 +106
Leviticus is Old Testament so Jesus wasn’t invented yet.
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OfCuriousWorkmanship Mar 27, 2026 +117
So “back before Christ” aka BBC?
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EddieVanzetti Mar 27, 2026 +31
Its always the ones you most suspect.
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-Average_Joe- Mar 27, 2026 +177
In his defense, there is the chance that he couldn’t change his facial expressions at the time. However, there is no excuse for driving a swasticar.
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Hybrid_Johnny Mar 27, 2026 +48
TBF I don’t think he can move his facial muscles so he probably always has that “resting stone face” look
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DFWPunk Mar 27, 2026 +1001
I literally know nothing beyond the fact he shot a dead alligator, is always associated with stupid made up words, and somehow manages to be both conventionally attractive and mid.
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ExoticWeapon Mar 27, 2026 +645
Having a massive inferiority complex and various cosmetic procedures will do that lol.
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Svihelen Mar 27, 2026 +357
Let's not forget his main cosmetic procedure is tapping his face with a hammer to micro-fracture the bone to do something to make him look better allegedly. And all the drugs.
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Wafkak Mar 27, 2026 +256
Also he's said his junk might not work anymore due to all the procedures/drugs. But he's in so deep he doesn't see it as an issue.
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mrdominoe Mar 27, 2026 +310
That might be a good thing for the advancement of humans as a species, honestly.
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Chiiro Mar 27, 2026 +100
He's on daily injections of testosterone because his body can go longer produce it naturally.
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ProfessorPetrus Mar 27, 2026 +86
My guy could have just drank more water exercises and eaten right...
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Chiiro Mar 27, 2026 +88
To be slightly fair to him to my understanding both his parents are bodybuilders and have been encouraging this sort of shit since he was about 15. He grew up in this shit and the internet made it worse. It is now on him to get himself out though.
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aradraugfea Mar 27, 2026 +82
That really feels like the sort of shit 4chan used to make up to see who’d fall for it. Anyone remember pasting? They got a few local news stations panicking about kids getting high putting toothpaste on their nipples (not a thing, no mechanism by which it’d be a thing, hilarious prank on anyone who tried it or thought it was real).
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ashibah83 Mar 27, 2026 +16
Fuckin' WHAT?!?!
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Svihelen Mar 27, 2026 +60
Yeah it's called bone smashing or something like that. You hit your face gently with a hammer and it's supposed to like microfracture the bones. When the microfractures heal your bone structure has been altered. Dumb asses do it because it's supposed to help like sharpen your cheek bones or something. He also has admitted to doing like meth and steroids and other bad stuff.
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Helenium_autumnale Mar 27, 2026 +35
But he's totally in control of the meth, you know. Just uses it for appetite suppression. It's not a problem. At all.
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notches123 Mar 27, 2026 +45
>cosmetic procedures Is hitting your face with a hammer really considered a procedure now?
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ops10 Mar 27, 2026 +24
They'll call it kinetic adjustments.
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GGTheEnd Mar 27, 2026 +102
Ya I literally just learned about him when I saw him having a mental breakdown over a SNL sketch. 
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Any-Power-1164 Mar 27, 2026 +305
He looks like a 14 year old and also a middle aged lesbian PE teacher at the same time. 
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Working-Glass6136 Mar 27, 2026 +73
I'm a straight woman and don't find him attractive at all. In fact he kind of looks like a de-aged Hegseth.
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shadowromantic Mar 27, 2026 +14
Damn. That's funny and accurate 
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Tenwaystospoildinner Mar 27, 2026 +42
To be fair, all words are made up. *...but not all of them are stupid.*
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1K_Games Mar 27, 2026 +14
You knew more than me. I didn't know he existed, I just thought the SNL skit was making fun of influencers in general.
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mossling Mar 27, 2026 +109
Anyone involved with something called "looksmaxxing" sets of alarm bells. 
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pistolwhip_pete Mar 27, 2026 +51
I learned about him after watching the SNL skit of him from last week.
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notches123 Mar 27, 2026 +63
One of my favorite football podcasts kept bringing him up as a bit and then it ended up becoming like a running gag and while it's hardly the end of the world it did really irritate me to no end. I truly believe all these dudes (who I consider manosphere adjacent at the very least) would have been serial killers/rapists if born in the 1950s. It's not even fun mocking them.
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BoldestKobold Mar 27, 2026 +40
> I truly believe all these dudes (who I consider manosphere adjacent at the very least) These guys, incels, manosphere fans, etc are all heavily overlapping circles in the Venn diagram. It all basically boils down to insecure men not knowing how to address their own insecurities in healthy ways. Some cope by lashing out at others (incels), some cope through body dysmorphia (this guy), and some just look for like minded leaders to follow around because they offer simple sounding solutions that don't require any introspection on the part of the insecure boy.
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Josephthebear Mar 27, 2026 +16
It's really unfortunate that all media coverage is making him relevant I need people to not know who he is
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DogeAteMyHomework Mar 27, 2026 +11
...but on the flip side it's the most entertaining comment thread in a good long time. 
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fyrefox45 Mar 27, 2026 +747
Don't mess with the fish cops, that was amazingly fast turnaround from being tagged on Twitter.
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oseeka Mar 27, 2026 +279
Tuna round
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djseifer Mar 27, 2026 +59
Every now and then, I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming 'round.
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DuvalHeart Mar 27, 2026 +115
FWC takes crimes against animals pretty seriously. Especially alligators, because if they don't people go around doing stupid shit like this. And there's a good chance they do this shit against crocodiles instead, which were nearly killed off in Florida in the 1970s (habitat destruction for the most part). They're also very protective of Key Deer, Manatees and Florida Panthers. The sad part is they can only do so much since the real threat is housing developers, roads and drivers.
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DGlen Mar 27, 2026 +439
It's always the ones you'd expect the most.
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recriminology Mar 27, 2026 +345
from incel to in cell
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Horkersaurus Mar 27, 2026 +2216
Huh.  I’d kind of assumed from context that he’d be better looking.  I guess looksmaxxing is about the journey and not the destination. 
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GumbySquad Mar 27, 2026 +656
If you grow up and hate what you see in the mirror based upon unrealistic expectations, and compound that with defining your own self-worth based on others reactions to your physical appearance you get… this.
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JackPoe Mar 27, 2026 +287
The kid needs therapy. He's clearly self loathing with anger issues. I'm not out here losing my shit because I can't dunk. Some people are just ugly bud, don't worry about it so much
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TheOwlsLie Mar 27, 2026 +215
I’ve seen a couple of interviews with this guy, because I find weird internet sub cultures interesting, and all I can say is that he’s a deeply sad and pathetic individual. You can tell he hates himself and has problems socializing / relating with other people, even before he went down the rabbit hole. I’m not saying we should feel bad for him, but I think people should look at him as part of a bigger problem with the younger generations that grew up isolating themselves online.
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SophiaofPrussia Mar 27, 2026 +114
I agree and I do feel bad for him to some extent. He’s only 20. The adults in his life obviously failed him. People get upset by the idea of “toxic masculinity” but he’s like the poster boy for the many ways that rigid ideas about masculinity can be harmful to men and boys.
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Bakkster Mar 27, 2026 +97
Yeah, it's a pretty common topic in (at least non-radical) feminism that the patriarchy also harms men. Not all of us or in the same way, but we're not immune from being harmed by the social structures and expectations around gender.
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MonochromaticPrism Mar 27, 2026 +50
>Not all of us Tbf the concept of hyper-agency (you are 100% responsible for all life outcomes) is basically universally harmful to men (the female inverse is hypo-agency, or having little to no agency over your life outcomes). Under that view every instance where you can say or think "he/I could have done better in life" becomes a point of personal failure instead of also being acknowledged as the result of luck and circumstance. It’s why, for example, homelessness in men [receives so little sympathy](https://www.girlsaskguys.com/social-relationships/q2565045-what-do-you-think-about-the-sad-fact-that-one-in-four-homeless-people), as it’s assumed that the men deserve it. It’s a construct that could *maybe* be argued to benefit the top 0.1% of men in society (although that level of glorification appears to cause their brains to melt over time if they drink the koolaid), but at the cost of harming essentially all other men, in a myriad if ways, on a systemic level.
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TheOwlsLie Mar 27, 2026 +53
I’ve always loved this quote from Bell Hooks: _The first act of violence that patriarchy demands of males is not violence toward women. Instead patriarchy demands of all males that they engage in acts of psychic self-mutilation, that they kill off the emotional parts of themselves. If an individual is not successful in emotionally crippling himself, he can count on patriarchal men to enact rituals of power that will assault his self-esteem_ I think it can be applied to lists of men, Clav included
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Bakkster Mar 27, 2026 +21
Yeah, that kind of "some men benefit from patriarchy at the expense of many others" is what I meant to get at, but you've put it much better.
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nameistakentryagain Mar 27, 2026 +53
You’re the only one here who can’t dunk btw and we’re all laughing at you
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One_Relief8832 Mar 27, 2026 +43
Bro you can’t just dunkmog someone like that now this guy is gonna spend the rest of his life dunkmaxxing
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DarthBrooks69420 Mar 27, 2026 +163
The looksmaxx guys are stressing the shit out of their bodies, its why they always look like shit. 'Microdosing' meth to keep their body fat down. Doing stuff like hitting themselves in the jaw with a hammer to promotes bone growth (I think) for a stronger jawline. Taking certain hormone blockers and/or mood stabilizers so they don't get 'cortisol spikes' from getting upset. I swear that once people who go along with this stuff finally drop it, there will be all sorts of 'before and after' photos showing former looksmaxxers looking way better after quitting.
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DionBlaster123 Mar 27, 2026 +40
"The looksmaxx guys are stressing the shit out of their bodies, its why they always look like shit." This and teh carnivore diet trend are particularly obnoxious in this regard because there's still many years to go before we're really going to see the fallout from such stupidity In the meantime, people are just going to keep falling for this bullshit becuase the long term damage isn't immediate. It's basically like the steroids issue of the 80s all over again
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yawara25 Mar 27, 2026 +55
>'Microdosing' meth to keep their body fat down. I mean, that's practically what diet pills were back in the '60s. How bad could it be? /s
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TheRemedy187 Mar 27, 2026 +122
Looksmaxxing is actually INCELS performing pseudo science based rituals thinking it makes them look better. Then they circle jerk. 
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aooot Mar 27, 2026 +618
This "maxxing" shit is so cringe
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sallad2009 Mar 27, 2026 +185
I know I was cringe in my 20s but hollllly shit
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Indigocell Mar 27, 2026 +58
This feels even more immature and arrested than that. This is like middle school cringe.
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International-Ad2501 Mar 27, 2026 +59
The funny part is its all old 4chan shit.
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Working_Historian970 Mar 27, 2026 +157
Well that's not a good look
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Scummy_Waters Mar 27, 2026 +615
His name is Braden, use his real name and take his power away...
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Throwupmyhands Mar 27, 2026 +67
So THIS is what happened to all those Bradens. 
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ComfyInDots Mar 27, 2026 +92
Is that pronounced Brayden or Bradden?
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Scummy_Waters Mar 27, 2026 +184
BRAY-DEN, like where donkey noises go to relax.
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easy506 Mar 27, 2026 +54
What the f*** is this meaningless nonsense statement that has me laughing in my office like an idiot?
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Fatal_Syntax_Error Mar 27, 2026 +65
These idiots argue about what gum is best to chew for staggeringly amazing jaw lines…
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anastus Mar 27, 2026 +601
The astroturfing campaign around this guy is absurd. Had never heard of him until a couple months ago and now his name is f****** everywhere. Peter Thiel really wants to make fetch happen.
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doverawlings Mar 27, 2026 +160
No one really knew who he was until he went out with Nick Fuentes, Andrew Tate, and the rest of that nightmare blunt rotation. He was least famous guy there so everyone looked him up, everyone went down the same rabbit hole, and now he’s a full-on celebrity. I don’t think it’s astroturfing I think it’s just stupid and organic
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Artistic-Athlete-676 Mar 27, 2026 +40
He's had a dozen moments like this over the last few months, this was just the one you saw. He has had insane media coverage
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talligan Mar 27, 2026 +309
what the f*** is looksmaxxing? We used to call it vanity, my grandparents would call it dandy. He looks like a regular bloke.
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Mixels Mar 27, 2026 +241
It's the incel version of vanity, which goes to 11, as opposed to just regular old vanity which tops out at 10.
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Am_Snarky Mar 27, 2026 +23
It’s only vanity if it’s from the Vainglorious region or France, otherwise it’s just Sparkling Narcissism
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Competitive_Path5663 Mar 27, 2026 +249
It's rebranded body dysmorphia for men
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manondessources Mar 27, 2026 +76
It's so funny that what they do is exactly the same shit girls have been socially conditioned into for years but with a different vocabulary.
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Hubert_J_Cumberdale Mar 27, 2026 +80
I love it because ALL of the pressure is coming from other guys. Girls have not asked for men to look like Handsome Squidward.
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BillionDollarBalls Mar 27, 2026 +25
dude going into the incel subs and reading opinions they die-hard believe are coming from women is like watching a car crash. You can tell that a lot of this shit is just coming from propaganda accounts, then you see the guys who eat it up and genuinely believe, which just comes off really sad and disturbing.
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Venvut Mar 27, 2026 +32
It’s the hot new name for body dysmorphia for incels. 
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PositiveRent4369 Mar 27, 2026 +196
It's an incel subculture that tries to set strict definitions of attractiveness.
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Snapingbolts Mar 27, 2026 +156
I think the funniest part of the subculture is how homoerotic it comes across as lol
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Silly-Ad-6341 Mar 27, 2026 +329
Oh the assault was shooting a dead alligator. First time for everything I guess 
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Otterfan Mar 27, 2026 +306
So this article is dumb. The arrest had nothing to do with alligators. He was arrested for instigating a fight between his girlfriend and another woman in order to film it and put it on his socials. The charge was also not assault. It was battery. The alligator thing is a completely separate investigation.
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Notaspy87 Mar 27, 2026 +122
So he’s got several irons in the fire
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Otterfan Mar 27, 2026 +100
He's an investigationmaxxer.
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sallad2009 Mar 27, 2026 +80
Florida doesn't play about gators
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lII1lIIl1IIll1Il11l Mar 27, 2026 +73
-Clavicular orders 3 his giant body guards to assault a woman in his club- Florida: -Does nothing- -Clavicular shoots at a dead alligator- Florida: "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE"
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uhntzuhntz Mar 27, 2026 +31
There’s a kinda well known Florida rule that the Grouper Troopers (FWC) do not mess around when it comes to wildlife crimes. You poach, take undersized fish, or, apparently shoot an alligator corpse, and they will arrest and charge you.
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ParadeSit Mar 27, 2026 +62
This new trend of adding “maxxing” to shit makes me think we’re really close to “use the three seashells” territory, and I f****** hate it.
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CheridanTGS Mar 27, 2026 +41
Bro is frustrationmaxxing fr
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Yazars Mar 27, 2026 +194
SNL weekend update: [Chad Maxxington on the Art of Looksmaxxing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XMPLdiXB1k)
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Far-Atmosphere-3497 Mar 27, 2026 +169
I think the SNL skit actually broke the dudes brain. It may have registered in his head how the world sees him.
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GrecoRomanGuy Mar 27, 2026 +32
Seriously. I heard about him on Behind the Bastards, wished I hadn't, saw the SNL skit, heard he took it *extremely poorly* and now he's arrested. Quite the turnaround!
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dabhard22 Mar 27, 2026 +62
That and he "microdoses" meth so his brain was on thin ice anyway
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Upset_Development_64 Mar 27, 2026 +34
And Behind the Bastards did a 2 parter the week before that
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CompetitiveProject4 Mar 27, 2026 +14
I think someone in SNL listened to Behind the Bastards since those episodes are exactly before the normal weekly SNL writing cycle
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etham Mar 27, 2026 +21
Title should be changed to "Body dysmorphia influencer Clavicular arrested on assault charge thanks to massive insecurity and self-loathing"
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lindydanny Mar 27, 2026 +22
I first heard this term last week. After 45 years on this Earth it is the dumbest thing I have heard so far.
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eppic123 Mar 27, 2026 +57
The only thing you need to know about him is that he took so much steroids at a young age that he is now infertile... at 20. That is according to himself. At least he took himself out of the gene pool.
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Borisof007 Mar 27, 2026 +19
Also banned on KICK. RIP bozo
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CheridanTGS Mar 27, 2026 +19
How tf you manage to get banned on Kick, the place where people go once they get banned from Twitch? Is there another layer of streaming hell that people go to after Kick?
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Realsorceror Mar 27, 2026 +61
Oh I knew he would get arrested for this. Him and his bros filmed themselves shooting whole clips into an alligator in the wild. Suuuper illegal and super stupid.
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HarpCanBall Mar 27, 2026 +13
some 20 year old child of course named Brayden. lmao. who gave this idiot a gun
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n19htmare Mar 27, 2026 +17
I dunno why this guy keeps popping on my feed. But I just read that his real name is Braden and he lives in Florida. I no longer have any questions.
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ZonaDesertRat Mar 27, 2026 +182
In the world of "News I could care less about:" looksmaxing influencer is at the top.
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magniankh Mar 27, 2026 +28
Imagine if "looksmaxing influencer" is your job title. It's the worst form of marketing.
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bri-onicle Mar 27, 2026 +15
You're spiking my cortisol levels
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Much-Pumpkin-3706 Mar 27, 2026 +33
Can’t believe that Clavicular got lawmogged bulletmaxxing an alligator.
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