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News & Current Events May 7, 2026 at 4:43 PM

'Looksmaxxing' influencer Clavicular charged after allegedly shooting at alligator

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'Looksmaxxing' influencer Clavicular charged after allegedly shooting at alligator
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'Looksmaxxing' influencer Clavicular charged after allegedly shooting at alligator
The influencer allegedly streamed the March incident in Florida.

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ExZowieAgent 4 days ago +4442
“Peters was arrested in Fort Lauderdale later that day on charges that stemmed from a separate investigation into an alleged battery incident, according to police. The battery case is open and pending.” I really hate influencers.
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Vandirac 4 days ago +678
He also has accusations about drugging and abusing a minor, including illegally performing medical drug administration, under promise of furthering her influencer career. I happened to watch a couple Atozy videos about this idiot, and the sooner he gets locked up, the better.
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trilll 4 days ago +192
Jesus is this just some random guy who got famous and lucky and now is rich and does a****** shit or is he a trust fund baby or some nepo kid and had money to blow and time to waste from the get go. either way what a scumbag
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LumberBitch 4 days ago +370
He's a deeply unwell nepo baby and is also funded by Peter Thiel
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Irregular475 3 days ago +127
F****** of course he is funded by that eel.
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Chris__P_Bacon 3 days ago +52
Is *Baskin Roberts* a knock-off Baskin-Robbins? 🍨
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blckout_junkie 3 days ago +19
Its the one connected to that pay day loan place on the corner. Baskin Roberts/Cash4Now
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Beardslyy 3 days ago +6
“Wait… I ordered three flavours and now I owe 6 flavours?”
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GearhedMG 3 days ago +11
Totally different, they have 13 flavors instead of 31.
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theeaggressor 3 days ago +12
McDowells of ice cream
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ohlookahipster 4 days ago +38
Not trying to discredit the connection, but how does that work with Thiel personally funding a random influencer? Is there a contract that was leaked?
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FullMetalAlcoholic66 3 days ago +103
In December 2025, Clavicular received an invitation to an exclusive party at Peter Thiel’s Hollywood mansion. He bought himma $300K Maybach. He helps promote Thiel's agenda, particularly selling transhumanism to disaffected, demoralized teens. The pipeline is blaming your looks as the source of your despair, normalizing extreme body modification through steroids, peptides, human growth hormone. Guys don't need to succeed at looksmaxxing for him to "win". They just have to look at their human flesh and find it disgusting. Diet and exercise is no longer enough. And then he swoops down with technology to solve your problem. Cryogenic freezing, genetic engineering, cybernetic enhancement, anti-aging therapies, etc. His ultimate quest, like a lot of historical megalomaniacs, is immortality. Since basic human ethics prevent you from experimenting on people, you just convince them to experiment on themselves, biohacking. Bam, problem solved and now you even got people paying to be another guinea pig. It's so odd that he's against transgender people then. I think he sees that as men becoming weaker because they transition to women...he doesn't seem to like women very much. Also, it's not under his control.
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sentimentaldiablo 2 days ago +30
>normalizing extreme body modification through steroids, peptides, human growth hormone And hammers. Don't forget the hammers.
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FullMetalAlcoholic66 2 days ago +22
The hammer thing is by comparison has mild repercussions. It downplays the more serious measures these kids are taking, normalizing things like limb lengthening, steroids, HGH, meth, taking unregulated cosmetics.
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sentimentaldiablo 2 days ago +7
Hopefully the hammer thing might get at least few to see how stupid the whole thing is.
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stifle_this 4 days ago +81
Influencers get paid all the time. A bunch of right wing streamers take money from Russia. But there isn't concrete evidence for this one. A reporter asked him about it and he walked out of the interview though.
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James-W-Tate 3 days ago +34
>A reporter asked him about it and he walked out of the interview though. Ah yes, the "conservative goodbye."
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Grotbagsthewonderful 3 days ago +29
>but how does that work with Thiel personally funding a random influencer? I wonder why an openly gay Billionaire would be funding a very hot young male influencer, it's a bit of a head scratcher, guess we'll never know the answer 🤷‍♂️.
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ohlookahipster 3 days ago +5
I meant the logistics of it. Did Thiel wire cash into Clavicular’s bank account? Or does Thiel have a PR shell company that pays him? Someone else answered my question directly and said it was with gifts.
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BeTheBall- 3 days ago +19
It works by usually involving sex.
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Lyftaker 4 days ago +66
They are usually the children of rich people to begin with which is why they stream from giant houses with pools and never do anything else.
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jwilphl 3 days ago +29
It's a lot easier to *buy* influence than to create it organically. Unfortunately, wealthy people have a massive head start and are saddled with only a fraction of the risk, if any. The old "it takes money to make money" mantra applies equally to this sphere as it does others.
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igetproteinfartsHELP 4 days ago +523
I think i posted about it a month ago, It was assault charges
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Zerokelvin99 4 days ago +386
Another look maxxer was just charged with possetion of CP, Jideon exposed him. This whole community is full of weirdos as their peers are coming to their defense. Crazy we live in a day and age where people openly support and defend pedos but here we are.
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TheRemedy187 3 days ago +264
Looksmaxxer community is the incel community. Wild part is this guy on his mission to get p**** made himself infertile and impotent. 
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HeadyBunkShwag 3 days ago +129
I don’t even think he likes women. Like even sexually.
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fresh-dork 3 days ago +72
he said as much. he just wants to feel superior to other men
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avan2110 3 days ago +66
That seems a little gay.
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fresh-dork 3 days ago +37
he isn't gay, he's fucked himself up so much that he doesn't appear to have a libido of any kind
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professionally-baked 3 days ago +5
Would you be willing to give a few examples of what you mean? I don’t really know anything about him but I’ve been seeing comments similar to yours and now I’m curious
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fresh-dork 3 days ago +10
it's something i heard from an interview with him, but honestly i don't care enough about him to go digging
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yamahowzer 3 days ago +109
He's part of the Peter Thiel sphere of influence, take that how you will
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Perfect_Earth_8070 3 days ago +39
Peter thiel pushing him because he wages the poors to die off by making themselves infertile
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Ragnarawr 3 days ago +10
I heard he rented a girlfriend and spent the hour talking about cosmetics.
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wildddin 3 days ago +41
So youre saying he actually did the world a service?
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The_Grungeican 3 days ago +25
i'm not saying it's right to convince morons to hit themselves in the face with a hammer, but if you're the kind of person who can be convinced to do that, you're not worth my sympathy.
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XawRae01 4 days ago +64
I always found this obsession with dehydrating yourself and taking random chemicals just to have the jawline of a 15 year old to be weird.
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WilRic 3 days ago +30
If you looked like that during most of human history you would seem emaciated and not a reliable provider of food. Now our children turn themselves into Skeletor and use infantile words to describe looking good. Truly we live in the best of times.
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youreyeslikespiders 3 days ago +8
true, I saw a children's book today titled "Skeletor Has No Friends", and generally we all want to have friends
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xv_boney 3 days ago +54
Its almost like a subculture built by hard right grifters to prey on the insecurity of incels has a lot of inherent antisocial issues
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EastWishbone4085 3 days ago +23
It's nothing new. Society has been protecting them for years. People love Jimmy Page, Anthony Keidis, Steven Tyler, countless pedo musicians. Pedos have always been protected so long as they're entertaining or important.
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FLYBOY611 3 days ago +12
It's really jarring to hear music from pre-2000 where artists are openly signing about having sex with people who are underage. I'm remember when I realized the Aerosmith song "Walk this way" was all about underage sex.
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EastWishbone4085 3 days ago +9
And this is where the whole "separate the art from the artist" thing is a failure of a concept. There is no ethical way to do that. People kept buying the records, so the behavior continued unabated.
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Ritaredditonce 4 days ago +28
I really hate this one in particular.
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mournthewolf 4 days ago +42
Looksmaxxing is the dumbest shit I swear. A bunch of sad dudes who are terrified to talk to women and bitter about it decided to basically make up what an attractive dude should be on a spreadsheet then did a bunch of crazy shit to try to make it real all while having no clue what actually makes someone attractive and completely removing the mental and social aspect of it. Then when they still fail to impress anyone they get more and more bitter and just have this cult of uncanny valley dudes who hate women. Like f*** man. Read some books. Go to the gym. Talk to people. You aren’t going to become hot to people by just rearranging your jaw over and over.
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the_last_0ne 4 days ago +10
You think too much for these things to apply to you. Reading, gym, etc all take time and motivation. Actually considering yourself to be the problem instead of others takes introspection. Its ao much easier to blame other people for all of your problems, and then use these special tricks nobody wants you to know about. Its like sov cit nonsense where they can get away with breaking the law if they use the right combination of magic words. If you can make your face look a certain way, girls will pound down your door! Don't be a sucker and go to the gym!
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Beard_o_Bees 4 days ago +5
It's like they hit some sort of developmental crossroads at puberty and took the wrong road. We've all probably had the 'if I was only more *X*, she would like me' feelings - but, eventually you learn that it's waaay more complicated than that - and more or less learn to accept who you are, becoming ~100% more attractive in that very moment. These guys, for whatever reason, never made it to that point. I hate that they're there to whisper poisonous shit into the ears of young men, who find themselves at that same crossroads and are looking for guidance/comfort.
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CascadianGypsy 3 days ago +18
Andrew Callahan with Chanel 5 interviewed this dude and when he brought up a question about his legal issues, he basically gaslit him and called him ugly, then ended the interview. I could barely stand watching the whole thing, but he definitely showed how big of a piece of shit he is.
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Captchakid 4 days ago +143
But he is influencing kids. If this was tiktok or instagram there would be a majority or even split of comments defending him, and there's a current trend of them acting like he understands society at some deeper level. He's an influencer, and being one is very rarely a good thing, because bare minimum it's always shallow.
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LumberBitch 4 days ago +49
Peter Thiel funds this guy too. It's why he gets so many interviews in MSM despite being so unbelievably boring. Why he does it? Hell if I know. Maybe they just want men insecure to market beauty products at them as hard as they do women, but knowing Thiel there's probably some more insane reason
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BigB0iBuster 4 days ago +37
I’m guessing it’s because the whole “looksmaxxing” thing goes hand in glove with Thiel’s obsession with transhumanism. Slowly conditioning people to believe that the body they’re born with is inherently flawed and should be “upgraded” so that they’re more open to cyberpunk type cyborg implants, digitizing consciousness, designer babies, etc.
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jaspersgroove 4 days ago +28
Ah so transhumanism is just body dysmorphia + capitalism
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TooManyDraculas 4 days ago +16
It's tied in with the whole peptides thing. Tech bros are obsessed with self experimenting using unregulated, untested, medical compounds. As well as rapidly speculating and grifting on the same. [youtube.com/watch?v=W0ltbBby9FU&feature=youtu.be](http://youtube.com/watch?v=W0ltbBby9FU&feature=youtu.be) Plus the whole "looksmaxing" thing is directly nested in the whole Incel/Manosphere thing that's become a fruitful onboarding angle for the Alt Reich in onboarding young men. Make them hate themselves, make them hate women more. Then sell them shit and sign them up for ICE. It's sort of a worst timeline version of two great tastes that taste great together.
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Finnec 4 days ago +8
I had a good laugh when a friend brought up the idea of planned obsolescence for cyberpunk-esque implants, especially for genitals. I don't think that concept would be particularly funny in real life.
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BimboDeeznuts 4 days ago +41
He’s an openly misogynist ubermensch. Authoritarians operate on hierarchy and fear. Keeping the manosphere operating and recruiting means having a retinue of aggrieved, horny, and insecure young men ready for violence… this is an old, obvious tactic that still works. See also: 4chan, Proud Boys and other militias, Incels, and their political leanings.
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tlj2494 4 days ago +13
He represents the next generation of Logan Paul’s. Instead of just being a doofus who is a trash bag, this guy is completely disconnected with reality. It’s not an act. He is fanatically obsessed with his appearance and has now blown up with fame. He is very popular in a small segment of people but mostly he represents the effects of people like Andrew Tate. Him gaining fame is essentially proof to them that all this c*** I’ve valid.
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chezfez 4 days ago +13
He's literally sponsored and funded by Peter Thiel, the CEO of Palantir. Wtf is up with that?
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Cranberryoftheorient 4 days ago +6
I like the term "nuisance streamer"
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Ralphie5231 4 days ago +14
This dude injected illegal drugs into a minors face on stream. Hes a danger to society honestly
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HeinousAnus_22 4 days ago +26
It’s so f****** weird how we let 16-24 year olds dictate our society
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disappointer 3 days ago +20
Except politics, which is all run by senior citizens.
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ridingbikesrules 3 days ago +16
Keep in mind, Peter Thiel has groomed this guy. Similar to when he took JD Vance under his wing.
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SemiHemiDemiDumb 3 days ago +7
Bros been on excess T since he started puberty. He's fucked up his brain and will have live with the consequences of that the rest of his life. And I've seen a couple snippets of interviews with him and he doesn't seem to fully understand the world around him. He's gonna be a menace for a long while I predict
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Predator_ 4 days ago +41
He isn't an "influencer." He is a white supremacist, misogynistic, neo-Nazi who pushes toxic shit.
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Rakebleed 4 days ago +30
Who’s influencing countless impressionable dumbasses to be just like him. Courtesy of Peter Thiel.
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GGTheEnd 4 days ago +5
He'd be a pos even if he wasn't an influencer. 
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Horrible_Harry 4 days ago +911
From looksmaxxing to supermaxxing, hopefully.
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Direlion 4 days ago +95
ADX Florencemaxxing!
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T1gerAc3 4 days ago +37
Probably $299 fine. The worst people don't get punished
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BroadbandEng 3 days ago +11
He also made a brief visit to dosemaxxing a few weeks back, but recovered.
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igetproteinfartsHELP 4 days ago +1538
The online influencer, whose real name is Braden Eric Peters, and two others were charged with discharge of a firearm in a public place in connection with the March 26 incident at the Francis S. Taylor Everglades Wildlife Management Area boat ramp dock, according to court records. This guy is simply not a productive member of society and is extremely damaging to young men. He hates himself more than anyone ever could.
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organik_productions 4 days ago +970
Of course his name is Braden
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Arboreal_Web 4 days ago +271
The only Braden I’ve known was a genuinely good, kind young man. “Why should *I* have to change my name, *he’s* the one that sucks.”
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DownvotingRoman_ 4 days ago +146
My uncle Clavicular is having the same dilemma.
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Great_Panjandrum 3 days ago +26
We're all out of Clavicular license plates!
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LoveMeSomeSand 3 days ago +19
“Are you talking to me?” “NO, my son is also named Clavicular!”
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SarcoZQ 4 days ago +42
Bet he didn't handle his PC load letter errors well
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harbinger_of_haggis 4 days ago +9
Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?!?
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ThePerfectSnare 4 days ago +21
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. ^^Just a moment!
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M4DM1ND 4 days ago +10
Thats my little cousin's name as well with slightly different spelling. He's a great kid, works hard, helps our grandma out a lot. I didn't even realize there was a stigma with the name.
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MeowMixVII 4 days ago +14
Hey now, not all of us Braden’s (different spellings included) are bad people.
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Asleep_Document9811 3 days ago +9
No!!!!!!!!! I've had it! From henceforth, all Brad*ns shall bear the weight of their clan! Let my proclamation go forth through the land!
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Rayeon-XXX 4 days ago +14
And he chose the name "clavicular"? Now, *clavicular*, that's a name no one would self apply where I come from.
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WhaleSexOdyssey 3 days ago +11
Has anyone considered whether or not the alligator was brutally scalemogging Braden right in front of the hoes? We’re missing the full context here
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organik_productions 3 days ago +6
Incredibly cursed comment
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ConstructionMany8195 4 days ago +35
Bro has the triple threat white boy name
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drunkandy 4 days ago +113
\> He hates himself more than anyone ever could. I feel like I could give him a run for his money.
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Otagian 4 days ago +59
Have you started beating yourself with hammers yet?
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drunkandy 4 days ago +30
Brother, I never stopped
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ObligationMurky8716 4 days ago +51
>Braden Eric Peters The Mayo in my fridge just went bad reading that
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Jamaican_Dynamite 4 days ago +29
Never trust people with 3 first names.
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cereal7802 3 days ago +7
> whose real name is Braden Eric Peters oh. that makes his weirdness make sense. Three first names. super serial killer vibe there.
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DreamsiclesPlz 4 days ago +597
At the risk of sounding like a bitchy old man, this dude is a really bad influence. Along with Tate, Fuentes, etc. these guys are poisoning our youth's minds with antisocial, narcissistic behaviors. I really hope these dudes fall out of relevancy fast, for the sake of humanity.
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whitemiketyson 3 days ago +173
Fuentes is a straight up Nazi, not just an antisocial narcissist.
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DreamsiclesPlz 3 days ago +41
Yeah, he's awful. And the fact that he has a fanbase at all is **really** worrying... :(
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petit_cochon 3 days ago +26
Nazis are such f****** losers. He fits right in.
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ohlookahipster 4 days ago +139
In a Channel5 interview, this guy asks the host Andrew if he’s happy, and Andrew just retorts “yeah.” You could see the Windows 11 software crash and reboot in his head because he prays on male insecurity. To him, it’s unfathomable to be content with yourself, your appearance, etc. He needs something to sell to you.
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Sammyofather 3 days ago +12
Andrew also claimed that Peter Thiel is pushing for Clav to be in influential spot he is in.
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NoBreakfast4 3 days ago +10
I think they are just the symptom of a much larger problem which is social media and the way their algorithms promote controversial content causing people (youth especially) to become more of what you described. All in the name of ad revenue.
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EnvyHill 3 days ago +18
Keep in mind this Clavicular is also being backed by Peter Thiel. Influencing absolute trash on the young generations in so many ways. Also a huge promoter of OF girls.
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Brambletail 2 days ago +4
These guys are not promoting OF girls. That's the latest anti-sex hijacking of being opposed to Nazis. These f****** wanna be Nazis and Incels hate sex workers. They hate p***, because it makes women money. They hate performers because they view them as weakening men. There is a whole schtick about how masturbating destroys your testosterone levels (it doesn't) and makes you a weaker man. The issues are almost diametrically opposed. Tate especially loves the whole "low value women" terminology. So no, stop this madness. I don't care where on the spectrum of the unholy alliance of anti-sex feminism and Christian nationalism it's coming from, but it is far more dangerous than you think. Just f****** stop obsessing over how other people have sexual interactions as long as they are consensual, and go do something productive rather than laying siege to everyone else's personal life.
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Cardboardoge 4 days ago +643
"Allegedly". He was filmed dumping an entire mag into a gator lmao
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Drivingfrog 4 days ago +351
Chill bro he was just magmaxxing
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Honeycove91 4 days ago +97
(This is actually what the process will be called when all influencers are tossed into the nearest volcano)
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CutieBoBootie 3 days ago +6
He was mogging the gator bro
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ForeverCollege 3 days ago +15
A dead gator. He also was a p**** ass b**** about it closing his eyes and flinching
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Liquid_Clown 3 days ago +34
First time reading the news? He hasn't been found guilty yet. Why would ABC open themselves up to legal trouble by declaring him guilty?
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m3gamuff1n 4 days ago +116
I read this, kept scrolling, went "wait, an ALLIGATOR?" and immediately scrolled back up lol
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ajaxfetish 4 days ago +118
He was presumably overcome by jealousy upon seeing the creature's striking jawline.
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SpiritJuice 3 days ago +23
The alligator wakes up every day and is happy with what it sees in the mirror. Because it's an alligator and has no sense of worth. Clavicular couldn't stand that.
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Reyna_girlie 4 days ago +27
Same guy who ODd a few weeks ago iirc lmfao
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OffbeatDrizzle 4 days ago +19
oh no... anyway
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porkchopespresso 4 days ago +442
Unfortunately I understand every word of this headline, but it should be nonsense
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Beefourthree 4 days ago +90
The first three word suck, but the rest of the headline is fine. Just pretend it's: > Florida Man charged after allegedly shooting at alligator Ahh, that's better. Actually, I think I've read that headline before.
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LumberBitch 4 days ago +17
It's actually a lot more normal when you put it like that. It's just Florida man up to his usual schtick
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Domeil 4 days ago +32
Thats the cross you bear if your head isn't buried in the sand these days.
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EcstaticBoysenberry 4 days ago +19
I wouldn’t say someone that doesn’t know who this tool is has their head buried in the sand. Probably 8 out of 10 random people walking down the street would have no idea who he is(thankfully).
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GamingGems 4 days ago +17
Clavicular shellmogged a crocmoid then got popped auramaxing. On god, is naturegooning while foidscrolling the true path to capital SMV??
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ComfortablyPlum 3 days ago +13
Ur actually so jester if you think clav wasn’t glockcoping after getting evolutionmogged by a jawmaxxed prehistorichad
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External-Praline-451 4 days ago +4
I literally laughed out loud reading that headline. I swear we're in a simulation, things have got so bloody ridiculous.
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Trappist1 4 days ago +4
I bet Florida lawmakers were patting themselves on the back when they made Florida the first state to be required to publicly release information on all arrests. Now they're probably regretting what they released on the world.
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MagicGrit 4 days ago +8
wtf is “looksmaxxing”?
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-SaC 4 days ago +11
Twatting yourself in the chops with a hammer.
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ithinkitslupis 4 days ago +93
I hate that I've seen this name come up enough that I know who this is now, because the proper response should be 'who?'
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wolfydude12 4 days ago +45
You can thank Peter Thiel for this one as well
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so-so-it-goes 4 days ago +12
He's a guy who is convincing preteen boys to hit themselves in the face with a hammer.
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ChaoticSenior 4 days ago +35
Stupid name, stupid activity, stupid person, stupid followers. So much stupid.
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ScoutsterReturns 4 days ago +79
>Steven Kramer and Jeffrey Neiman, the attorneys representing Peters, said in a statement to ABC News that the misdemeanor charge in the alligator incident "stems from following the instructions of a licensed airboat guide. He relied on that guidance. No animals or people were harmed. We are confident that once the full picture is understood, people will see this for what it is." I feel like a licensed airboat guide would know you can't fire guns like that. This guy is such a f****** a****** I wish this was more than a misdemeanor charge.
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igetproteinfartsHELP 4 days ago +52
Putting the blame on the guide instead of taking responsibility for his actions is so low. Not that I expected much, but still
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Giganteus_Mentula 4 days ago +9
So they're saying he mag dumped an alligator at close range and missed every shot?
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__Hello_my_name_is__ 4 days ago +9
I guess "just following orders" is alive and well as an excuse.
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ActivatingInfinity 4 days ago +76
Can we stop talking about this moron?
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steve_ample 4 days ago +26
Are you trying to deny me my daily clavicularmockerymaxxing?
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dope_sheet 4 days ago +15
Naw, bro, he's just trying some sanitymaxxing 
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ccReptilelord 4 days ago +5
I'm with you. Everything learned has been against my will, and I've never felt better off after every stupid story.
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TheOtherUprising 4 days ago +21
The dumbest people get famous nowadays.
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Luchalma89 4 days ago +17
I had never heard of this guy until a month or so ago, and now I can't stop hearing about him. And every time it's for the dumbest shit. This guy sucks, professionally.
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JimmyTheJimJimson 4 days ago +48
F*** this idiot. Send him maxxxpacking to jail
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Stupid_Sexy_Vaporeon 4 days ago +8
Maxximum Securitymaxxing
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SirSignificant6576 4 days ago +33
This guy is seriously mentally ill, and is going to end up getting himself killed.
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r3dditr0x 4 days ago +16
That's between him and his maker cause I can't see any redeeming value here.
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IrishPorpoise 4 days ago +9
Hopefully they send him to prison
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sephjnr 4 days ago +9
He'll be SuperMaxxing with any luck.
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CosmicAstroBastard 4 days ago +29
These alligations are quite serious.
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LittleKitty235 4 days ago +14
I'm sure the investi-gator will get to the bottom of it
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kindergentler 4 days ago +17
We are really going to need an extensive behavioral health initiative to even begin to deal with the masses of unparented, brain-rotted, mentally ill young people (young men in particular) that social media and declining empire begat. We are going to have to throw money at people to train, staff, and participate in unprecedented Behavioral Health programs and continued education to even attempt to heal society.  I have this legislative fanfiction I call The HEAL Act - Health, Education, and Leadership; the idea is to financially incentivize people to train or reskill into public jobs in healthcare, education, behavioral health, and other critical, socially beneficial, and often "unsung" positions that are vital to our communities. It would be a part of a larger package of programs that democratize the workplace,  reinvigorate public education (including nationalizing public colleges), and support major investment in sustainable infrastructure. Kinda a bummer there are no mechanisms by which it could be more than fanfiction, but that's another conversation in itself.  America, look at your children, they are so sick and so lost. This kid is a danger to himself and others, and as an influencer, its like he is spreading an infectious disease! **Where the hell are his parents?** Where are the mechanisms we as a society are supposed to use to step in when parents fail to do their duty? If only having money and skin privelege didn't shelter these deficient people and allow them to ferment and spread their rot. 
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Beer-Me 4 days ago +7
"Looksmaxxing" and "influencer" are two words hate having to hear
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RedDragons8 4 days ago +5
This dudes existence seems like a shitty black mirror episode.
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Kinom1him3 3 days ago +7
Everything i learn about this guy is learned against my will
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Clay56 4 days ago +5
He's about to get the best lawyer Peter Theil's money can buy
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queuedUp 4 days ago +7
I'm going to assume that shooting an at an alligator is just one of the many things this loser could be charged with
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Roo-90 4 days ago +6
I learned about this weed against my own will and every time I see his name, it just pisses me off even more. A vapid, self centred, shell of a human that's only concerned with how he looks to impress tweens. A truly soulless life if I've ever seen one
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ZeroWit 3 days ago +7
I'm not a professional by any means, but has anyone brought up the possibility that he suffers from Body Dysmorphic Disorder? Like, that term doesn't just mean "trans", it means a severe disatisfaction (or in extreme cases, outright disgust) with one's body and appearance. It can also often involve the individual creating an "ideal" mental version of themselves, but if they already have mixed up perceptions of beauty or attractiveness then that ideal often is an impossible goal, or only possible with extreme and severe surgery. So it's effectively an unattainable goal, which would lead to depression. So, despite his efforts to look how he *wants* to look, and how he thinks he *should* look, he still isn't happy because it will never match his own mental "ideal". It would explain why he is engaging in more and more severe behavior, especially if he doesn't realize what the cause of his melancholy outlook is. Combine that with a dash of narcissism and voila! You get Clavicular The man needs specialist help and therapy, immediately, or else he is going to kill himself, either intentionally or not. The fact that he refused to seek treatment after his OD tells me he doesn't actually care about his own wellbeing, and that's going to end poorly for anyone involved.
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mcreed409 4 days ago +6
Braden is such a f****** p****
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Pubs01 3 days ago +6
so many males these days are killing or harming animals for content. pure evil and is a major indication of psychosis. this little boy is a piece of shit
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Erratic_Professional 3 days ago +5
Shocking that Clavicular is an absolute psycho. If only the signs were there. Now excuse me i’m off to smash my jaw with a hammer and do meth.
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PM-Me_Your_Penis_Pls 4 days ago +6
Life sentence...for something... anything atp.
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Chaos-Cortex 4 days ago +5
When can this shit incel manchild be locked away behind bars permanently?
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adeelf 3 days ago +3
No idea who this is and, judging by some of the comments, I'm glad to say so. Also - what the f*** is "looksmaxxing"?
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hiro24 3 days ago +4
“Who’s that?” “Claaaavicular.” “And what does he do?” “That’s it, you’re looking at it. He just looks slick all day.” -Hackers (sort of)
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DiasFlac42 3 days ago +5
Everything I’ve ever learned about Clavicular has been against my will.
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hyyerrspace 3 days ago +3
Clavi having a rough couple months
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Silver_The_Surfer 3 days ago +4
It's almost like, he's an idiot or something
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DavyJonesLocker 3 days ago +4
He needs to try IQmaxxing for a little while
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Subietoy78 3 days ago +4
I’m just annoyed I know who this chud is
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detroitdick1 3 days ago +4
How long can it be before this rent boy gets caught in a motel room with Mike Johnson?
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bonnydoe 3 days ago +4
This guy is so emotionally damaged goods, can't understand people following him don't notice it.
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NerdTalkDan 3 days ago +2
He Looksmaxxed himself into Floridaman
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Ashamed-Board3557 3 days ago +4
Seriously, if I hear the words clavicular and looksmaxxing and influencer, one more time…just once more……imma lose it
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Agile-Assist-4662 1 day ago +4
Americans think this is awesome. No other culture on the planet thinks this is cool. Maybe Miami. F****** cartoon country.
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The_Flint_Metal_Man 4 days ago +24
"Allegedly" and "shooting at" are absolutely ridiculous whitewashing. He is on video unloading an entire mag into an alligator. F*** modern journalism.
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CruelAngelsThesis_01 4 days ago +18
Adding the “looksmaxxing” part just adds validation to his bullshit. That’s not a real word and shouldn’t be used in a professional setting.
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Wyldefire6 4 days ago +16
Literally everything that happens is “alleged” until proven in a court of law. Thats always been how journalists cya from libel.
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KathrynTheGreat 4 days ago +14
That's not a "modern journalism" thing. They've always worded it like that so they don't get sued.
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Honeycove91 4 days ago +7
What do you call ten thousand influencers being thrown into the ocean?
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HereInTheCut 4 days ago +9
An amazing start?
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ekoms_stnioj 4 days ago +8
A start 
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30kk 4 days ago +3
Ah… too bad his last headline wasn’t his last. Poor alligator.
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AnusOprah 4 days ago +3
This the guy who hits himself in the face with a hammer?
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the-effects-of-Dust 4 days ago +3
Allegedly? He filmed it bro
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smallskeletons 4 days ago +3
Another person being a meth head in Florida.
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Phillythekid77 4 days ago +3
The whole title of this article makes me wanna throw up. 🤢
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Infinite-Promotion75 4 days ago +3
This dude is a sociopath.
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bagofpork 3 days ago +3
The f*** is "looksmaxxing"? Edit: Alright, I'll do the heavy lifting for anyone else that's curious. From Wikipedia: "Looksmaxxing is an online self-improvement practice focused on the process of maximizing one's physical attractiveness. **The term is a neologism which was coined on incel message boards in the 2010s...** ...The term has commonly been associated with the black pill ideology,[5] which espouses that female sexual selection is primarily based on external physical qualities such as height and attractiveness, while qualities such as kindness and personality are ignored or even cause rejection.[6]" Sounds about right. Can't imagine why the dude would be such a d****.
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stircrazyathome 3 days ago +3
Isn’t this the same guy who overdosed while doing a live a couple of weeks ago? The future of humanity really is doomed if young men genuinely look up to and aspire to be like this d*****.
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TheWebCoder 3 days ago +3
Incel and animal abuser. What a mess
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airfryerfuntime 3 days ago +3
Why is it that I keep hearing about this fuckwit getting arrested for doing illegal shit, then I hear that he's been arrested *again* for doing something else? What happened when he ran that dude down in his car? Or when he beat up two girls? Did they just cut him loose so he can go shoot at alligators?
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sail_the_high_seas 3 days ago +3
I don't know why they keep letting this guy out. Mark my words, he is going to kill someone. His behavior is too erratic and he acts like a psychopath.
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DarkwaterBeach 3 days ago +3
Tired of hearing about this dude
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ICouldEvenBeYou 3 days ago +3
I still don't know what the f*** that word means.
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Numerous-Process2981 3 days ago +3
This is not a person I need to be aware of
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excitablegibben 3 days ago +3
This dude had his 5 min. It's time for him to f*** off now.
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ArtisTao 3 days ago +3
Then can we have a world where we never hear from/about them ever again? Thanks Source: everyone
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whawkins4 2 days ago +3
Can we just throw him in jail for a whole. I’m tired of his ugly face.
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