“Peters was arrested in Fort Lauderdale later that day on charges that stemmed from a separate investigation into an alleged battery incident, according to police. The battery case is open and pending.”
I really hate influencers.
4442
VandiracMay 7, 2026
+678
He also has accusations about drugging and abusing a minor, including illegally performing medical drug administration, under promise of furthering her influencer career.
I happened to watch a couple Atozy videos about this idiot, and the sooner he gets locked up, the better.
678
trilllMay 7, 2026
+192
Jesus is this just some random guy who got famous and lucky and now is rich and does a****** shit or is he a trust fund baby or some nepo kid and had money to blow and time to waste from the get go. either way what a scumbag
192
LumberBitchMay 7, 2026
+370
He's a deeply unwell nepo baby and is also funded by Peter Thiel
370
Irregular475May 7, 2026
+127
F****** of course he is funded by that eel.
127
[deleted]May 7, 2026
+87
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Chris__P_BaconMay 8, 2026
+52
Is *Baskin Roberts* a knock-off Baskin-Robbins? 🍨
52
blckout_junkieMay 8, 2026
+19
Its the one connected to that pay day loan place on the corner. Baskin Roberts/Cash4Now
19
BeardslyyMay 8, 2026
+6
“Wait… I ordered three flavours and now I owe 6 flavours?”
6
GearhedMGMay 8, 2026
+11
Totally different, they have 13 flavors instead of 31.
11
theeaggressorMay 8, 2026
+12
McDowells of ice cream
12
ohlookahipsterMay 7, 2026
+38
Not trying to discredit the connection, but how does that work with Thiel personally funding a random influencer? Is there a contract that was leaked?
38
FullMetalAlcoholic66May 8, 2026
+103
In December 2025, Clavicular received an invitation to an exclusive party at Peter Thiel’s Hollywood mansion. He bought himma $300K Maybach.
He helps promote Thiel's agenda, particularly selling transhumanism to disaffected, demoralized teens. The pipeline is blaming your looks as the source of your despair, normalizing extreme body modification through steroids, peptides, human growth hormone.
Guys don't need to succeed at looksmaxxing for him to "win". They just have to look at their human flesh and find it disgusting. Diet and exercise is no longer enough. And then he swoops down with technology to solve your problem. Cryogenic freezing, genetic engineering, cybernetic enhancement, anti-aging therapies, etc.
His ultimate quest, like a lot of historical megalomaniacs, is immortality. Since basic human ethics prevent you from experimenting on people, you just convince them to experiment on themselves, biohacking. Bam, problem solved and now you even got people paying to be another guinea pig.
It's so odd that he's against transgender people then. I think he sees that as men becoming weaker because they transition to women...he doesn't seem to like women very much. Also, it's not under his control.
103
sentimentaldiabloMay 8, 2026
+30
>normalizing extreme body modification through steroids, peptides, human growth hormone
And hammers. Don't forget the hammers.
30
FullMetalAlcoholic66May 8, 2026
+22
The hammer thing is by comparison has mild repercussions. It downplays the more serious measures these kids are taking, normalizing things like limb lengthening, steroids, HGH, meth, taking unregulated cosmetics.
22
sentimentaldiabloMay 9, 2026
+7
Hopefully the hammer thing might get at least few to see how stupid the whole thing is.
7
stifle_thisMay 7, 2026
+81
Influencers get paid all the time. A bunch of right wing streamers take money from Russia. But there isn't concrete evidence for this one. A reporter asked him about it and he walked out of the interview though.
81
James-W-TateMay 8, 2026
+34
>A reporter asked him about it and he walked out of the interview though.
Ah yes, the "conservative goodbye."
34
GrotbagsthewonderfulMay 8, 2026
+29
>but how does that work with Thiel personally funding a random influencer?
I wonder why an openly gay Billionaire would be funding a very hot young male influencer, it's a bit of a head scratcher, guess we'll never know the answer 🤷♂️.
29
ohlookahipsterMay 8, 2026
+5
I meant the logistics of it. Did Thiel wire cash into Clavicular’s bank account? Or does Thiel have a PR shell company that pays him?
Someone else answered my question directly and said it was with gifts.
5
BeTheBall-May 7, 2026
+19
It works by usually involving sex.
19
LyftakerMay 7, 2026
+66
They are usually the children of rich people to begin with which is why they stream from giant houses with pools and never do anything else.
66
jwilphlMay 7, 2026
+29
It's a lot easier to *buy* influence than to create it organically. Unfortunately, wealthy people have a massive head start and are saddled with only a fraction of the risk, if any.
The old "it takes money to make money" mantra applies equally to this sphere as it does others.
29
igetproteinfartsHELPMay 7, 2026
+523
I think i posted about it a month ago, It was assault charges
523
Zerokelvin99May 7, 2026
+386
Another look maxxer was just charged with possetion of CP, Jideon exposed him. This whole community is full of weirdos as their peers are coming to their defense. Crazy we live in a day and age where people openly support and defend pedos but here we are.
386
TheRemedy187May 7, 2026
+264
Looksmaxxer community is the incel community. Wild part is this guy on his mission to get p**** made himself infertile and impotent.
264
HeadyBunkShwagMay 7, 2026
+129
I don’t even think he likes women. Like even sexually.
129
fresh-dorkMay 7, 2026
+72
he said as much. he just wants to feel superior to other men
72
avan2110May 7, 2026
+66
That seems a little gay.
66
fresh-dorkMay 7, 2026
+37
he isn't gay, he's fucked himself up so much that he doesn't appear to have a libido of any kind
37
professionally-bakedMay 7, 2026
+5
Would you be willing to give a few examples of what you mean? I don’t really know anything about him but I’ve been seeing comments similar to yours and now I’m curious
5
fresh-dorkMay 7, 2026
+10
it's something i heard from an interview with him, but honestly i don't care enough about him to go digging
10
yamahowzerMay 7, 2026
+109
He's part of the Peter Thiel sphere of influence, take that how you will
109
Perfect_Earth_8070May 7, 2026
+39
Peter thiel pushing him because he wages the poors to die off by making themselves infertile
39
RagnarawrMay 7, 2026
+10
I heard he rented a girlfriend and spent the hour talking about cosmetics.
10
wildddinMay 7, 2026
+41
So youre saying he actually did the world a service?
41
The_GrungeicanMay 7, 2026
+25
i'm not saying it's right to convince morons to hit themselves in the face with a hammer, but if you're the kind of person who can be convinced to do that, you're not worth my sympathy.
25
XawRae01May 7, 2026
+64
I always found this obsession with dehydrating yourself and taking random chemicals just to have the jawline of a 15 year old to be weird.
64
WilRicMay 7, 2026
+30
If you looked like that during most of human history you would seem emaciated and not a reliable provider of food.
Now our children turn themselves into Skeletor and use infantile words to describe looking good.
Truly we live in the best of times.
30
youreyeslikespidersMay 8, 2026
+8
true, I saw a children's book today titled "Skeletor Has No Friends", and generally we all want to have friends
8
xv_boneyMay 7, 2026
+54
Its almost like a subculture built by hard right grifters to prey on the insecurity of incels has a lot of inherent antisocial issues
54
EastWishbone4085May 7, 2026
+23
It's nothing new. Society has been protecting them for years. People love Jimmy Page, Anthony Keidis, Steven Tyler, countless pedo musicians. Pedos have always been protected so long as they're entertaining or important.
23
FLYBOY611May 7, 2026
+12
It's really jarring to hear music from pre-2000 where artists are openly signing about having sex with people who are underage. I'm remember when I realized the Aerosmith song "Walk this way" was all about underage sex.
12
EastWishbone4085May 7, 2026
+9
And this is where the whole "separate the art from the artist" thing is a failure of a concept. There is no ethical way to do that. People kept buying the records, so the behavior continued unabated.
9
RitaredditonceMay 7, 2026
+28
I really hate this one in particular.
28
mournthewolfMay 7, 2026
+42
Looksmaxxing is the dumbest shit I swear. A bunch of sad dudes who are terrified to talk to women and bitter about it decided to basically make up what an attractive dude should be on a spreadsheet then did a bunch of crazy shit to try to make it real all while having no clue what actually makes someone attractive and completely removing the mental and social aspect of it. Then when they still fail to impress anyone they get more and more bitter and just have this cult of uncanny valley dudes who hate women.
Like f*** man. Read some books. Go to the gym. Talk to people. You aren’t going to become hot to people by just rearranging your jaw over and over.
42
the_last_0neMay 7, 2026
+10
You think too much for these things to apply to you.
Reading, gym, etc all take time and motivation. Actually considering yourself to be the problem instead of others takes introspection.
Its ao much easier to blame other people for all of your problems, and then use these special tricks nobody wants you to know about.
Its like sov cit nonsense where they can get away with breaking the law if they use the right combination of magic words. If you can make your face look a certain way, girls will pound down your door! Don't be a sucker and go to the gym!
10
Beard_o_BeesMay 7, 2026
+5
It's like they hit some sort of developmental crossroads at puberty and took the wrong road.
We've all probably had the 'if I was only more *X*, she would like me' feelings - but, eventually you learn that it's waaay more complicated than that - and more or less learn to accept who you are, becoming ~100% more attractive in that very moment.
These guys, for whatever reason, never made it to that point.
I hate that they're there to whisper poisonous shit into the ears of young men, who find themselves at that same crossroads and are looking for guidance/comfort.
5
CascadianGypsyMay 7, 2026
+18
Andrew Callahan with Chanel 5 interviewed this dude and when he brought up a question about his legal issues, he basically gaslit him and called him ugly, then ended the interview. I could barely stand watching the whole thing, but he definitely showed how big of a piece of shit he is.
18
[deleted]May 7, 2026
+253
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CaptchakidMay 7, 2026
+143
But he is influencing kids. If this was tiktok or instagram there would be a majority or even split of comments defending him, and there's a current trend of them acting like he understands society at some deeper level. He's an influencer, and being one is very rarely a good thing, because bare minimum it's always shallow.
143
[deleted]May 7, 2026
+32
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LumberBitchMay 7, 2026
+49
Peter Thiel funds this guy too. It's why he gets so many interviews in MSM despite being so unbelievably boring. Why he does it? Hell if I know. Maybe they just want men insecure to market beauty products at them as hard as they do women, but knowing Thiel there's probably some more insane reason
49
BigB0iBusterMay 7, 2026
+37
I’m guessing it’s because the whole “looksmaxxing” thing goes hand in glove with Thiel’s obsession with transhumanism.
Slowly conditioning people to believe that the body they’re born with is inherently flawed and should be “upgraded” so that they’re more open to cyberpunk type cyborg implants, digitizing consciousness, designer babies, etc.
37
jaspersgrooveMay 7, 2026
+28
Ah so transhumanism is just body dysmorphia + capitalism
28
TooManyDraculasMay 7, 2026
+16
It's tied in with the whole peptides thing. Tech bros are obsessed with self experimenting using unregulated, untested, medical compounds. As well as rapidly speculating and grifting on the same.
[youtube.com/watch?v=W0ltbBby9FU&feature=youtu.be](http://youtube.com/watch?v=W0ltbBby9FU&feature=youtu.be)
Plus the whole "looksmaxing" thing is directly nested in the whole Incel/Manosphere thing that's become a fruitful onboarding angle for the Alt Reich in onboarding young men.
Make them hate themselves, make them hate women more. Then sell them shit and sign them up for ICE.
It's sort of a worst timeline version of two great tastes that taste great together.
16
FinnecMay 7, 2026
+8
I had a good laugh when a friend brought up the idea of planned obsolescence for cyberpunk-esque implants, especially for genitals.
I don't think that concept would be particularly funny in real life.
8
BimboDeeznutsMay 7, 2026
+41
He’s an openly misogynist ubermensch.
Authoritarians operate on hierarchy and fear. Keeping the manosphere operating and recruiting means having a retinue of aggrieved, horny, and insecure young men ready for violence… this is an old, obvious tactic that still works.
See also: 4chan, Proud Boys and other militias, Incels, and their political leanings.
41
tlj2494May 7, 2026
+13
He represents the next generation of Logan Paul’s. Instead of just being a doofus who is a trash bag, this guy is completely disconnected with reality. It’s not an act. He is fanatically obsessed with his appearance and has now blown up with fame. He is very popular in a small segment of people but mostly he represents the effects of people like Andrew Tate. Him gaining fame is essentially proof to them that all this c*** I’ve valid.
13
chezfezMay 7, 2026
+13
He's literally sponsored and funded by Peter Thiel, the CEO of Palantir. Wtf is up with that?
13
CranberryoftheorientMay 7, 2026
+6
I like the term "nuisance streamer"
6
Ralphie5231May 7, 2026
+14
This dude injected illegal drugs into a minors face on stream. Hes a danger to society honestly
14
HeinousAnus_22May 7, 2026
+26
It’s so f****** weird how we let 16-24 year olds dictate our society
26
disappointerMay 7, 2026
+20
Except politics, which is all run by senior citizens.
20
ridingbikesrulesMay 7, 2026
+16
Keep in mind, Peter Thiel has groomed this guy. Similar to when he took JD Vance under his wing.
16
SemiHemiDemiDumbMay 7, 2026
+7
Bros been on excess T since he started puberty. He's fucked up his brain and will have live with the consequences of that the rest of his life.
And I've seen a couple snippets of interviews with him and he doesn't seem to fully understand the world around him.
He's gonna be a menace for a long while I predict
7
Predator_May 7, 2026
+41
He isn't an "influencer." He is a white supremacist, misogynistic, neo-Nazi who pushes toxic shit.
41
RakebleedMay 7, 2026
+30
Who’s influencing countless impressionable dumbasses to be just like him. Courtesy of Peter Thiel.
30
GGTheEndMay 7, 2026
+5
He'd be a pos even if he wasn't an influencer.
5
Horrible_HarryMay 7, 2026
+911
From looksmaxxing to supermaxxing, hopefully.
911
DirelionMay 7, 2026
+95
ADX Florencemaxxing!
95
T1gerAc3May 7, 2026
+37
Probably $299 fine. The worst people don't get punished
37
BroadbandEngMay 7, 2026
+11
He also made a brief visit to dosemaxxing a few weeks back, but recovered.
11
igetproteinfartsHELPMay 7, 2026
+1538
The online influencer, whose real name is Braden Eric Peters, and two others were charged with discharge of a firearm in a public place in connection with the March 26 incident at the Francis S. Taylor Everglades Wildlife Management Area boat ramp dock, according to court records.
This guy is simply not a productive member of society and is extremely damaging to young men. He hates himself more than anyone ever could.
1538
organik_productionsMay 7, 2026
+970
Of course his name is Braden
970
Arboreal_WebMay 7, 2026
+271
The only Braden I’ve known was a genuinely good, kind young man. “Why should *I* have to change my name, *he’s* the one that sucks.”
271
DownvotingRoman_May 7, 2026
+146
My uncle Clavicular is having the same dilemma.
146
Great_PanjandrumMay 7, 2026
+26
We're all out of Clavicular license plates!
26
LoveMeSomeSandMay 7, 2026
+19
“Are you talking to me?”
“NO, my son is also named Clavicular!”
19
SarcoZQMay 7, 2026
+42
Bet he didn't handle his PC load letter errors well
42
harbinger_of_haggisMay 7, 2026
+9
Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?!?
9
ThePerfectSnareMay 7, 2026
+21
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. ^^Just a moment!
21
M4DM1NDMay 7, 2026
+10
Thats my little cousin's name as well with slightly different spelling. He's a great kid, works hard, helps our grandma out a lot. I didn't even realize there was a stigma with the name.
10
MeowMixVIIMay 7, 2026
+14
Hey now, not all of us Braden’s (different spellings included) are bad people.
14
Asleep_Document9811May 7, 2026
+9
No!!!!!!!!! I've had it! From henceforth, all Brad*ns shall bear the weight of their clan! Let my proclamation go forth through the land!
9
Rayeon-XXXMay 7, 2026
+14
And he chose the name "clavicular"?
Now, *clavicular*, that's a name no one would self apply where I come from.
14
WhaleSexOdysseyMay 7, 2026
+11
Has anyone considered whether or not the alligator was brutally scalemogging Braden right in front of the hoes? We’re missing the full context here
11
organik_productionsMay 7, 2026
+6
Incredibly cursed comment
6
ConstructionMany8195May 7, 2026
+35
Bro has the triple threat white boy name
35
drunkandyMay 7, 2026
+113
\> He hates himself more than anyone ever could.
I feel like I could give him a run for his money.
113
OtagianMay 7, 2026
+59
Have you started beating yourself with hammers yet?
59
drunkandyMay 7, 2026
+30
Brother, I never stopped
30
ObligationMurky8716May 7, 2026
+51
>Braden Eric Peters
The Mayo in my fridge just went bad reading that
51
Jamaican_DynamiteMay 7, 2026
+29
Never trust people with 3 first names.
29
cereal7802May 8, 2026
+7
> whose real name is Braden Eric Peters
oh. that makes his weirdness make sense. Three first names. super serial killer vibe there.
7
DreamsiclesPlzMay 7, 2026
+597
At the risk of sounding like a bitchy old man, this dude is a really bad influence. Along with Tate, Fuentes, etc. these guys are poisoning our youth's minds with antisocial, narcissistic behaviors.
I really hope these dudes fall out of relevancy fast, for the sake of humanity.
597
whitemiketysonMay 7, 2026
+173
Fuentes is a straight up Nazi, not just an antisocial narcissist.
173
DreamsiclesPlzMay 7, 2026
+41
Yeah, he's awful. And the fact that he has a fanbase at all is **really** worrying... :(
41
petit_cochonMay 7, 2026
+26
Nazis are such f****** losers. He fits right in.
26
ohlookahipsterMay 7, 2026
+139
In a Channel5 interview, this guy asks the host Andrew if he’s happy, and Andrew just retorts “yeah.” You could see the Windows 11 software crash and reboot in his head because he prays on male insecurity.
To him, it’s unfathomable to be content with yourself, your appearance, etc. He needs something to sell to you.
139
SammyofatherMay 8, 2026
+12
Andrew also claimed that Peter Thiel is pushing for Clav to be in influential spot he is in.
12
NoBreakfast4May 8, 2026
+10
I think they are just the symptom of a much larger problem which is social media and the way their algorithms promote controversial content causing people (youth especially) to become more of what you described. All in the name of ad revenue.
10
EnvyHillMay 7, 2026
+18
Keep in mind this Clavicular is also being backed by Peter Thiel. Influencing absolute trash on the young generations in so many ways. Also a huge promoter of OF girls.
18
BrambletailMay 8, 2026
+4
These guys are not promoting OF girls. That's the latest anti-sex hijacking of being opposed to Nazis.
These f****** wanna be Nazis and Incels hate sex workers. They hate p***, because it makes women money. They hate performers because they view them as weakening men. There is a whole schtick about how masturbating destroys your testosterone levels (it doesn't) and makes you a weaker man. The issues are almost diametrically opposed. Tate especially loves the whole "low value women" terminology.
So no, stop this madness. I don't care where on the spectrum of the unholy alliance of anti-sex feminism and Christian nationalism it's coming from, but it is far more dangerous than you think. Just f****** stop obsessing over how other people have sexual interactions as long as they are consensual, and go do something productive rather than laying siege to everyone else's personal life.
4
CardboardogeMay 7, 2026
+643
"Allegedly". He was filmed dumping an entire mag into a gator lmao
643
DrivingfrogMay 7, 2026
+351
Chill bro he was just magmaxxing
351
Honeycove91May 7, 2026
+97
(This is actually what the process will be called when all influencers are tossed into the nearest volcano)
97
CutieBoBootieMay 7, 2026
+6
He was mogging the gator bro
6
ForeverCollegeMay 7, 2026
+15
A dead gator. He also was a p**** ass b**** about it closing his eyes and flinching
15
Liquid_ClownMay 7, 2026
+34
First time reading the news? He hasn't been found guilty yet. Why would ABC open themselves up to legal trouble by declaring him guilty?
34
m3gamuff1nMay 7, 2026
+116
I read this, kept scrolling, went "wait, an ALLIGATOR?" and immediately scrolled back up lol
116
ajaxfetishMay 7, 2026
+118
He was presumably overcome by jealousy upon seeing the creature's striking jawline.
118
SpiritJuiceMay 7, 2026
+23
The alligator wakes up every day and is happy with what it sees in the mirror. Because it's an alligator and has no sense of worth. Clavicular couldn't stand that.
23
Reyna_girlieMay 7, 2026
+27
Same guy who ODd a few weeks ago iirc lmfao
27
OffbeatDrizzleMay 7, 2026
+19
oh no... anyway
19
porkchopespressoMay 7, 2026
+442
Unfortunately I understand every word of this headline, but it should be nonsense
442
BeefourthreeMay 7, 2026
+90
The first three word suck, but the rest of the headline is fine. Just pretend it's:
> Florida Man charged after allegedly shooting at alligator
Ahh, that's better. Actually, I think I've read that headline before.
90
LumberBitchMay 7, 2026
+17
It's actually a lot more normal when you put it like that. It's just Florida man up to his usual schtick
17
DomeilMay 7, 2026
+32
Thats the cross you bear if your head isn't buried in the sand these days.
32
EcstaticBoysenberryMay 7, 2026
+19
I wouldn’t say someone that doesn’t know who this tool is has their head buried in the sand. Probably 8 out of 10 random people walking down the street would have no idea who he is(thankfully).
19
GamingGemsMay 7, 2026
+17
Clavicular shellmogged a crocmoid then got popped auramaxing. On god, is naturegooning while foidscrolling the true path to capital SMV??
17
ComfortablyPlumMay 7, 2026
+13
Ur actually so jester if you think clav wasn’t glockcoping after getting evolutionmogged by a jawmaxxed prehistorichad
13
External-Praline-451May 7, 2026
+4
I literally laughed out loud reading that headline. I swear we're in a simulation, things have got so bloody ridiculous.
4
Trappist1May 7, 2026
+4
I bet Florida lawmakers were patting themselves on the back when they made Florida the first state to be required to publicly release information on all arrests. Now they're probably regretting what they released on the world.
4
MagicGritMay 7, 2026
+8
wtf is “looksmaxxing”?
8
-SaCMay 7, 2026
+11
Twatting yourself in the chops with a hammer.
11
ithinkitslupisMay 7, 2026
+93
I hate that I've seen this name come up enough that I know who this is now, because the proper response should be 'who?'
93
wolfydude12May 7, 2026
+45
You can thank Peter Thiel for this one as well
45
so-so-it-goesMay 7, 2026
+12
He's a guy who is convincing preteen boys to hit themselves in the face with a hammer.
12
ChaoticSeniorMay 7, 2026
+35
Stupid name, stupid activity, stupid person, stupid followers. So much stupid.
35
ScoutsterReturnsMay 7, 2026
+79
>Steven Kramer and Jeffrey Neiman, the attorneys representing Peters, said in a statement to ABC News that the misdemeanor charge in the alligator incident "stems from following the instructions of a licensed airboat guide. He relied on that guidance. No animals or people were harmed. We are confident that once the full picture is understood, people will see this for what it is."
I feel like a licensed airboat guide would know you can't fire guns like that. This guy is such a f****** a****** I wish this was more than a misdemeanor charge.
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igetproteinfartsHELPMay 7, 2026
+52
Putting the blame on the guide instead of taking responsibility for his actions is so low. Not that I expected much, but still
52
Giganteus_MentulaMay 7, 2026
+9
So they're saying he mag dumped an alligator at close range and missed every shot?
9
__Hello_my_name_is__May 7, 2026
+9
I guess "just following orders" is alive and well as an excuse.
9
ActivatingInfinityMay 7, 2026
+76
Can we stop talking about this moron?
76
steve_ampleMay 7, 2026
+26
Are you trying to deny me my daily clavicularmockerymaxxing?
26
dope_sheetMay 7, 2026
+15
Naw, bro, he's just trying some sanitymaxxing
15
ccReptilelordMay 7, 2026
+5
I'm with you. Everything learned has been against my will, and I've never felt better off after every stupid story.
5
TheOtherUprisingMay 7, 2026
+21
The dumbest people get famous nowadays.
21
Luchalma89May 7, 2026
+17
I had never heard of this guy until a month or so ago, and now I can't stop hearing about him. And every time it's for the dumbest shit. This guy sucks, professionally.
17
JimmyTheJimJimsonMay 7, 2026
+48
F*** this idiot. Send him maxxxpacking to jail
48
Stupid_Sexy_VaporeonMay 7, 2026
+8
Maxximum Securitymaxxing
8
SirSignificant6576May 7, 2026
+33
This guy is seriously mentally ill, and is going to end up getting himself killed.
33
r3dditr0xMay 7, 2026
+16
That's between him and his maker cause I can't see any redeeming value here.
16
IrishPorpoiseMay 7, 2026
+9
Hopefully they send him to prison
9
sephjnrMay 7, 2026
+9
He'll be SuperMaxxing with any luck.
9
CosmicAstroBastardMay 7, 2026
+29
These alligations are quite serious.
29
LittleKitty235May 7, 2026
+14
I'm sure the investi-gator will get to the bottom of it
14
kindergentlerMay 7, 2026
+17
We are really going to need an extensive behavioral health initiative to even begin to deal with the masses of unparented, brain-rotted, mentally ill young people (young men in particular) that social media and declining empire begat. We are going to have to throw money at people to train, staff, and participate in unprecedented Behavioral Health programs and continued education to even attempt to heal society.
I have this legislative fanfiction I call The HEAL Act - Health, Education, and Leadership; the idea is to financially incentivize people to train or reskill into public jobs in healthcare, education, behavioral health, and other critical, socially beneficial, and often "unsung" positions that are vital to our communities. It would be a part of a larger package of programs that democratize the workplace, reinvigorate public education (including nationalizing public colleges), and support major investment in sustainable infrastructure. Kinda a bummer there are no mechanisms by which it could be more than fanfiction, but that's another conversation in itself.
America, look at your children, they are so sick and so lost. This kid is a danger to himself and others, and as an influencer, its like he is spreading an infectious disease! **Where the hell are his parents?** Where are the mechanisms we as a society are supposed to use to step in when parents fail to do their duty? If only having money and skin privelege didn't shelter these deficient people and allow them to ferment and spread their rot.
17
Beer-MeMay 7, 2026
+7
"Looksmaxxing" and "influencer" are two words hate having to hear
7
RedDragons8May 7, 2026
+5
This dudes existence seems like a shitty black mirror episode.
5
Kinom1him3May 8, 2026
+7
Everything i learn about this guy is learned against my will
7
Clay56May 7, 2026
+5
He's about to get the best lawyer Peter Theil's money can buy
5
queuedUpMay 7, 2026
+7
I'm going to assume that shooting an at an alligator is just one of the many things this loser could be charged with
7
Roo-90May 7, 2026
+6
I learned about this weed against my own will and every time I see his name, it just pisses me off even more.
A vapid, self centred, shell of a human that's only concerned with how he looks to impress tweens. A truly soulless life if I've ever seen one
6
ZeroWitMay 7, 2026
+7
I'm not a professional by any means, but has anyone brought up the possibility that he suffers from Body Dysmorphic Disorder? Like, that term doesn't just mean "trans", it means a severe disatisfaction (or in extreme cases, outright disgust) with one's body and appearance. It can also often involve the individual creating an "ideal" mental version of themselves, but if they already have mixed up perceptions of beauty or attractiveness then that ideal often is an impossible goal, or only possible with extreme and severe surgery. So it's effectively an unattainable goal, which would lead to depression.
So, despite his efforts to look how he *wants* to look, and how he thinks he *should* look, he still isn't happy because it will never match his own mental "ideal". It would explain why he is engaging in more and more severe behavior, especially if he doesn't realize what the cause of his melancholy outlook is. Combine that with a dash of narcissism and voila! You get Clavicular
The man needs specialist help and therapy, immediately, or else he is going to kill himself, either intentionally or not. The fact that he refused to seek treatment after his OD tells me he doesn't actually care about his own wellbeing, and that's going to end poorly for anyone involved.
7
mcreed409May 7, 2026
+6
Braden is such a f****** p****
6
Pubs01May 7, 2026
+6
so many males these days are killing or harming animals for content. pure evil and is a major indication of psychosis.
this little boy is a piece of shit
6
Erratic_ProfessionalMay 7, 2026
+5
Shocking that Clavicular is an absolute psycho. If only the signs were there. Now excuse me i’m off to smash my jaw with a hammer and do meth.
5
PM-Me_Your_Penis_PlsMay 7, 2026
+6
Life sentence...for something... anything atp.
6
Chaos-CortexMay 7, 2026
+5
When can this shit incel manchild be locked away behind bars permanently?
5
adeelfMay 7, 2026
+3
No idea who this is and, judging by some of the comments, I'm glad to say so.
Also - what the f*** is "looksmaxxing"?
3
hiro24May 7, 2026
+4
“Who’s that?”
“Claaaavicular.”
“And what does he do?”
“That’s it, you’re looking at it. He just looks slick all day.”
-Hackers (sort of)
4
DiasFlac42May 7, 2026
+5
Everything I’ve ever learned about Clavicular has been against my will.
5
hyyerrspaceMay 7, 2026
+3
Clavi having a rough couple months
3
Silver_The_SurferMay 7, 2026
+4
It's almost like, he's an idiot or something
4
DavyJonesLockerMay 7, 2026
+4
He needs to try IQmaxxing for a little while
4
Subietoy78May 7, 2026
+4
I’m just annoyed I know who this chud is
4
detroitdick1May 8, 2026
+4
How long can it be before this rent boy gets caught in a motel room with Mike Johnson?
4
bonnydoeMay 8, 2026
+4
This guy is so emotionally damaged goods, can't understand people following him don't notice it.
4
NerdTalkDanMay 8, 2026
+2
He Looksmaxxed himself into Floridaman
2
Ashamed-Board3557May 8, 2026
+4
Seriously, if I hear the words clavicular and looksmaxxing and influencer, one more time…just once more……imma lose it
4
Agile-Assist-4662May 10, 2026
+4
Americans think this is awesome.
No other culture on the planet thinks this is cool.
Maybe Miami.
F****** cartoon country.
4
The_Flint_Metal_ManMay 7, 2026
+24
"Allegedly" and "shooting at" are absolutely ridiculous whitewashing. He is on video unloading an entire mag into an alligator. F*** modern journalism.
24
CruelAngelsThesis_01May 7, 2026
+18
Adding the “looksmaxxing” part just adds validation to his bullshit. That’s not a real word and shouldn’t be used in a professional setting.
18
Wyldefire6May 7, 2026
+16
Literally everything that happens is “alleged” until proven in a court of law. Thats always been how journalists cya from libel.
16
KathrynTheGreatMay 7, 2026
+14
That's not a "modern journalism" thing. They've always worded it like that so they don't get sued.
14
Honeycove91May 7, 2026
+7
What do you call ten thousand influencers being thrown into the ocean?
7
HereInTheCutMay 7, 2026
+9
An amazing start?
9
ekoms_stniojMay 7, 2026
+8
A start
8
30kkMay 7, 2026
+3
Ah… too bad his last headline wasn’t his last. Poor alligator.
3
AnusOprahMay 7, 2026
+3
This the guy who hits himself in the face with a hammer?
3
the-effects-of-DustMay 7, 2026
+3
Allegedly? He filmed it bro
3
smallskeletonsMay 7, 2026
+3
Another person being a meth head in Florida.
3
Phillythekid77May 7, 2026
+3
The whole title of this article makes me wanna throw up. 🤢
3
Infinite-Promotion75May 7, 2026
+3
This dude is a sociopath.
3
bagofporkMay 7, 2026
+3
The f*** is "looksmaxxing"?
Edit:
Alright, I'll do the heavy lifting for anyone else that's curious.
From Wikipedia:
"Looksmaxxing is an online self-improvement practice focused on the process of maximizing one's physical attractiveness. **The term is a neologism which was coined on incel message boards in the 2010s...**
...The term has commonly been associated with the black pill ideology,[5] which espouses that female sexual selection is primarily based on external physical qualities such as height and attractiveness, while qualities such as kindness and personality are ignored or even cause rejection.[6]"
Sounds about right. Can't imagine why the dude would be such a d****.
3
stircrazyathomeMay 7, 2026
+3
Isn’t this the same guy who overdosed while doing a live a couple of weeks ago? The future of humanity really is doomed if young men genuinely look up to and aspire to be like this d*****.
3
TheWebCoderMay 7, 2026
+3
Incel and animal abuser. What a mess
3
airfryerfuntimeMay 7, 2026
+3
Why is it that I keep hearing about this fuckwit getting arrested for doing illegal shit, then I hear that he's been arrested *again* for doing something else? What happened when he ran that dude down in his car? Or when he beat up two girls? Did they just cut him loose so he can go shoot at alligators?
3
sail_the_high_seasMay 8, 2026
+3
I don't know why they keep letting this guy out. Mark my words, he is going to kill someone. His behavior is too erratic and he acts like a psychopath.
3
DarkwaterBeachMay 8, 2026
+3
Tired of hearing about this dude
3
ICouldEvenBeYouMay 8, 2026
+3
I still don't know what the f*** that word means.
3
Numerous-Process2981May 8, 2026
+3
This is not a person I need to be aware of
3
excitablegibbenMay 8, 2026
+3
This dude had his 5 min. It's time for him to f*** off now.
3
ArtisTaoMay 8, 2026
+3
Then can we have a world where we never hear from/about them ever again? Thanks
Source: everyone
3
whawkins4May 8, 2026
+3
Can we just throw him in jail for a whole. I’m tired of his ugly face.
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