Marco Rubio says U.S. expects Iran response on peace deal 'today'

At 1 minute after market close.

I am expecting Scarlett Johansson to reply to my letters and agree to be my girlfriend ‘today’.

Always end of day on a friday.

Oh look its Friday and there's going to be bad news. I bet 1 minute before opening on Monday there will be good news! Its almost like they time it to rig the markets with no actual plan to get us out of dumbass war that never needed to happen.

After stock market closes for sure

Friday market close .

No they don’t, they don’t know what the f*** is going on or honestly where half their troops are at any given moment. They don’t know shit!!

Yeah I reckon it won’t happen today, if it does it’ll be violated within a day or two

Iran’s response will probably be a meme of Lego Rubio wearing his daddy’s big shoes.

lol they cited axios? The one that is having insider allegations for letting other people know before they publish articles? I’ve lost all faith in American media. They are drifting towards straight up American propaganda. Iran has not shown they are willing to accept the terms. An end of the war in Lebanon is non negotiable, Israel isn’t going to give that up. Israel wants to continue until Iran has regime change

is there any bigger sign its friday?

“Hahahahhahahahahahah” is technically a response.

Of course!  It's Friday, time for another pump and dump!!

yea I don't think so boss

Didn't we receive it yesterday? Did I jump into a parallel universe overnight or something?

Bad news is always announced right after market close on Friday.

Imagine demanding peace from the country you invaded? In this war, the Iranians have a say in when this ends. And I can’t see it being in their interest, now that the country’s infrastructure is mostly decimated. Strategically, it’s in their interest to let the Trump admin keep taking this on the chin domestically.

Market manipulation

Ah perfectly timed for weekend bombing

But did anyone tell Iran that?

Oh yeah it’s Friday.

With Iran retaining 70% of its pre-war missile stockpile, they’re negotiating from a position of strength. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2026/05/07/iran-missiles-war-cia/

Nothing to see here, just a little bit of Friday market manipulation.

And when the response is Go F$@k yourself, what then

If the war is continuing, why isn't Congress involved? That's a rhetorical question. Similar questions could be asked about American threats to take over Canada, invade Greenland, invade Cuba, levy tariffs, leave NATO, favour Russia, and so on. It's no wonder that Iran plays its own games and former allies of the US are reluctant to take part.

Or what? Literally what are they gonna do if they don't respond? They've already bombed the shit out of that country, they have nothing left to hit.

Little Marco needs to stay in the DJ booth where he can't hurt people.

Feel like I'm living in the movie groundhog day

And I expect my Amazon delivery guy to show up at 4:45pm on the button.

Is it Friday??

I thought they already rejected it, then we exchanged bullets and bombs and stuff.

Pffft. It's not end of Monday. Everyone knows it's rugpull on a Friday after markets. Buy the dip Mondays and then Taco Tuesday.

Response: 凸(｀0´)凸

Like the other 10 times the US said this? How's your stock options looking Rubio?

\*Iran doing the mini me pinky thing\* 2 weeks

I'm sure the Iranian government is furiously rushing to meet Marco Rubio's personal deadline as we speak.

Iran already said no

It's a rerun, I saw this one yesterday

Is it going to be a loogie on a folded piece of paper in a fancy envelope?

Today is... Friday? Taco on...Tuesday!

Is this a peace deal or concept of a peace deal aka. memorandum?

So two weeks

Immigrants. They are American immigrants.

Is it Friday already??

Get ready for next Tuesday when it’s all out the window again

I suspect the response is going to essentially be go screw yourself.

Living like it’s Groundhog Day.

Happy market manipulation day, everyone! 

“So we received a response from them,…in Farsi,…the translators are working on it…something about a diseased camel and my mother…?”

This time for *realsies*. No takebacks

Uh-huh. Sure thing buddy.

Lil Marco is a big fat liar, whose pants are currently on fire.

Get your puts ready for money!

A broken clock is way better than this Administration. At least a broken clock is right twice a day; this Administration is never right about anything.

Buggy’s bunny no meme incoming 

You guys hear about the new NACHO trade that's sweeping the country? [https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/08/traders-nacho-trade-strait-hormuz-oil-markets-taco-trump-iran.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/08/traders-nacho-trade-strait-hormuz-oil-markets-taco-trump-iran.html)

They keep talking about a peace deal like there will be one.

Right as markets close and the insiders buy the dip before they sell again on Taco Tuesday

They've got the world in a chokehold that the US walked straight into. They'll take their time. If they ever respond to the US peace proposal, I'm sure it'll be a rejection.

Only four more days till Tuesday!

Well, it is almost time for “Market Manipulation Monday”, followed by “TACO Tuesday”.

Oh it is Friday I see.

Keep waiting little Marco

We’ve always never been at war with East Eurasia! 

Mmmhm

Let me go ahead and give Marco that response. It’s a no

After blowing up one of their oil facilities last night, wonder what their response will be?

They gonna say no. Then Tuesday we'll have another cease fire, or the blockade will end or some other bullshit that less the market swing up

So we will be back to hot conflict by saturday

I thought Donald’s standard of time was “two weeks”.

Just in time from some Market manipulation over the weekend

Bombs away on Saturday as usual lmao.

Why would Iran deal with the devil?

Marco Rubio is a twit. I wonder if he realizes that when Republicans lose control of gov't, he's going to be indicted like the rest of Trump's administration.

Well, now it's tomorrow

The answer: you offered a peace deal?

Here is the peace deal: Americans GO AWAY! THEN they will have peace.

So what will it be? My money is that the Iranians say they will reopen the Strait of Hormuz is the US ends the blockade, which Trump's seems loath to do so he'll reject it and on and on we'll go.

Get your shit together, accept the big L and move out of there pricks! Enough with this, you don't want to escalate, we know, you know, everyone knows already. All this " we gonna do X or Z " ... you won't do shit and even IRAN knows it and you expect a good deal? The best deal you can do is .. reopen Straits and maybe some of a decent deal with nuclear program. Thats it.

>AfTeR mArKeT cLoSe People make this about the market on every single announcement. They can't control when Iran responds. The market isn't reacting nearly as much to Trump's BS these days. And the insider trading is likely happening on things like poly market. Plus oil futures trade after hours. It's tiring seeing 60% of the top comments on every post find a way to twist a good or bad announcement to fit the market narrative no matter what. Good news Friday? Market manipulation. Bad news Friday. Market manipulation. Good news Monday? Because markets are open. Bad news Monday? They were buying the dip. Find an excuse for any news any day. It's possible these idiots are just feeding news to their dumbass followers that will believe anything. Not every single announcement has to be market related.

I kind of appreciate the transparency on this particular issue. But it's kind of showing how the sausage is made. Every conflict has all this back and forth it's just usually hidden from the public. There is definitely rampant speculation driving oil prices up further than any real shortages though. We are in a pretty good position on this one. The US can walk away at any point we are pretty well set for oil and control the energy market in the western hemisphere. If we walk away it mainly effects Asia and Europe. It would definitely give Canada some leverage as they are the US main source of imported oil and fertilizer.