If you liked “It’ll Disappear Like A Miracle After Easter” then you’re gonna love, “We’ll Be Out Of Iran In Two Weeks!”
A new comedy from the makers of “If We Stop Testing We’ll Have Fewer Cases”.
5505
BwintApr 2, 2026
+919
Don't forget that the Strait is going to reopen itself! "It'll work itself out!"
919
kronkarpApr 2, 2026
+299
I've watched the best satellite images, pictures so clear you folks have never seen, but I can see them. I'm the president. And you know what? The Homus is open! They lied. There's still water. They haven't drained it. There's no wall like the beautiful border wall I've built that keeps drugs and murderers and rapists out of our wonderful country. People taking away jobs too, so many jobs. To me it looks like it's open. I'm not an expert on this, but many experts have told me I know more than many of them. And you know what, if there is one thing you can believe from those scientists, it's that. The way is free. Shell or Texaco or what is the name, they should just start their engines and drive those beautiful ships to us. Then prices will go down even more. They are down already because of me. Biden put them up, I brought them back down. Soon gas will probably be free. Maybe you're evwn getting some money with it, wouldn't that be nice. Then those electric car people would stand there with their mouths open. Baaaaah. Those electrics. I wonder what they do at night when their magical fake solar things don't work. Have you seen those? Boy they are ugly. Just like those new wind mills. Somebody ought to bring them down. Maybe I will do that. Or my beautiful people will do it on their own. I would not put anybody in prison for destryoing those horrible things. So horrible.
299
Ok-Youth-160Apr 2, 2026
+181
That's way to coherent, that's 2016 Trump.
Also you haven't mentioned the Ballroom.
181
poison_usApr 2, 2026
+62
>Also you haven't mentioned the Ballroom.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but diapers do not have much.
62
themattthewApr 2, 2026
+109
Eh, depends.
109
DillBagnerApr 2, 2026
+71
That "It'll work itself out" comment really shows his entitlement. He's so used to all his dipshittery being generally covered/recovered by other people, he thinks that's just how things work naturally.
71
DanHusoApr 2, 2026
+196
Don't forget that the Republican Healthcare overhaul was 2 weeks away in the summer of 2020!
196
k4bz36Apr 2, 2026
+67
And I am SURE those tariff checks are in the mail!
67
Acrobatic-Ad584Apr 2, 2026
+19
with the DOGE cheques
19
bejammin075Apr 2, 2026
+71
Brought to you by The Dogs And Cats of Springfield
71
alligatorislaterApr 2, 2026
+22
The “we’ll be out in two weeks” is the new “infrastructure week” from his first term…that is, always just a few weeks away…
22
ckglle3lleApr 2, 2026
+2190
He was low energy, seemed nearly out of breath often, garbled words and his teleprompter delivery feels like it's taking all his focus to just drone through words he doesn't seem to care about, like it is an achievement he can read them at all. That the whole thing was only about 20 minutes and he barely perked up for any of it just points more light at how significantly he has declined. Noticeably worse since just a month or two ago, practically night and day since last year.
But also notable in that this speech is an example of him at his *best*. This is the best he can put himself together to present. It is not going to get better and likely the decline will accelerate.
2190
SimpleCranberry5914Apr 2, 2026
+685
I feel like he only did it because he was jealous of how much coverage Artemis II was getting.
Always the narcissist, has to be the center of attention.
685
Bushels_for_AllApr 2, 2026
+286
Which was just staggeringly dumb, considering he should have rode that patriotic wave for all it was worth. Its news coverage was all sunshine, rainbows, historic this, incredible achievement that. It would have been sooo easy to jump on that bandwagon.
Hell, I expected him to *take credit* for Artemis II, not try to divert attention from it to his massive failure of a war.
286
AllIdeasApr 2, 2026
+100
Yeah, that was a total softball..he goes to the launch, takes some photos with astronauts, gives an interview with some of them about how great they are all doing.
The problem for him is that the way to do it is by humbly acknowledging the achievements of others, the engineers and scientists and astronauts etc. and glowing by reflection.
And he is pathologically incapable of doing that.
100
_Panacea_Apr 2, 2026
+36
He's terrified that scientists will use language he doesn't understand and somehow subtly insult him in ways he doesn't detect.
There's a pathological fear of educated experts on the Right, and what they can't compete with or insult, they ignore.
36
CheaterSaysWhatApr 2, 2026
+22
He straight up admitted this just a few days ago
Literally said he’s uncomfortable around people smarter and more successful than him, and chooses to surround himself with losers to make him feel better about himself
I’m not even exaggerating
22
girlnamedJaneApr 2, 2026
+77
He instead decided to go sit in at the supreme court to overturn the constitution.
77
TransformahApr 2, 2026
+14
Can’t watch this guy, did he even mention the moon mission?
14
zXsterApr 2, 2026
+47
Very likely. Or as a reaction to how much bad press the war + gas $ they are getting. He is that clueless to think he can fix it... with a rambling, nonsensical address, with no point and did nothing to address any kind of cause/s for this BS war.
47
DangerMileApr 2, 2026
+191
> It is not going to get better and likely the decline will accelerate.
Can the rate of acceleration please also accelerate?
191
BrendoshiApr 2, 2026
+53
Fun fact: The term for this is "jerk" which also applies here!
53
WasabiSenzuriApr 2, 2026
+17
Silly fact: the higher order derivatives of jerk are called snap, crackle and pop!
17
leroyVanceApr 2, 2026
+178
Today is the best he will ever be because he is deteriorating everyday, so each new day he is worse than the previous day.
178
Ask_bout_PaterNosterApr 2, 2026
+27
“So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.”
“What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?”
“Yeah”
“Wow, that’s messed up”
27
autovonbismarckApr 2, 2026
+16
Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!
16
Do_you_smell_that_Apr 2, 2026
+59
Decades ago I saw a housing development put up a billboard that never should have passed QC: ", where every day is better than the next!".
59
sugarface2134Apr 2, 2026
+9
Ha! That’s hysterical.
9
obeytheturtlesApr 2, 2026
+115
It's because he gets pumped full of adderall, trotted out for an appearance, and then goes down for 4 hours of nap and diaper maintenance. Yesterday he had his impotent little stunt at the Supreme Court earlier in the day, which means the second shot of amphetamine they gave him for the speech wasn't as effective as it might have been.
115
bearcatgaryApr 2, 2026
+27
Plus he was tired from raging about how his MAGA-friendly SCOTUS seems quite skeptical of his illegally declared birthright citizenship.
27
BrianWonderfulApr 2, 2026
+15
I believe he also had a faith leaders event in which he spoke a lot, too. That's their mistake. They need to let him sleep all day if he has to make a nightly live appearance.
15
astoriaboundagainApr 2, 2026
+30
And they didn't show him walk away. He looked like that podium was holding him up. Diapers had a very long day.
30
Aggravating-Salad441Apr 2, 2026
+83
This is Trump's "Biden debate" moment. Let's stop electing people who went to high school with Moses.
83
SpriggedParsley357Apr 2, 2026
+16
Not just that - no news story I've heard this morning (and granted, it's not lots) have actually quoted him during his speech. They all had just reporters/anchors talking about what he said. Gee, does media not want to replay him verbatim, or are they worried about something? Just asking questions!
16
tracyingeApr 2, 2026
+5744
If we're gonna talk about mistakes...
Maybe Trump should not have won this election.
5744
seKer82Apr 2, 2026
+2282
The idiots who voted for this will never claim responsibility, hell most are too stupid to even realize it was a mistake.
2282
Purify5Apr 2, 2026
+735
Some of them whine that they've been 'betrayed'.
735
IvegotabadnameApr 2, 2026
+583
I've thought that. Then I was told"democrats won't win unless you forgive them".
F*** everyone who voted for this ass. You don't want forgiveness, you want acceptance. You thought you'd be accepted into wide circles so you voted for this shit. Turns out you were wrong.
Told you so!
583
thesilveringfoxApr 2, 2026
+222
same people who cheat on their partner then cry ‘it was a mistske!’ and are surprised when that trite and obvious admission makes no difference at all.
yes, it was obviously a stupid vote, but that doesn’t absolve them of being idiots, nor does it indicate in any way that they won’t be idiots next time. it doesn’t undo the deaths or destruction of the lives and capital or the justifiable erosion of trust on the world stage. it doesn’t absolve them of collapsing an empire because they couldn’t be bothered to change the channel.
if i could snap my fingers and turn everyone who voted for trump in any election permanently pumpkin-colored i would, and let the chips fall where they may.
222
eerie_midnightApr 2, 2026
+231
You can also tell that the few people expressing genuine regret don’t regret voting for Republicans, they just regret voting for Trump. Next election they’ll just vote for a different Republican thinking they’ll be different without realizing that Trump’s agenda *is* the Republican agenda. If it wasn’t, they would have impeached him by now. They clearly agree with everything he’s doing or can’t be arsed to stop it—either way, they’re complicit.
Until the majority of Americans wisen up and see the Republican Party as a whole for what it truly is, we’re all going to keep getting fucked—Trump or no Trump. A vote for any Republican is a vote to hasten the downfall of the entire nation. They stand for absolutely nothing other than empowering rich people, starting wars, blocking progress, and forcing their wacko religious beliefs on us all.
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FargeenBastigesApr 2, 2026
+88
>Until the majority of Americans wisen up and see the Republican Party as a whole for what it truly is
I have a hard time thinking you could get a significant portion of R voters to understand this. They simply will not accept that it is Republicans that destroyed the education system. That they're the ones keeping wages down and kneecapping unions. That healthcare could be free if not for Republicans. Which party has their fingerprints on all that debt? Who's been responsible for our recessions?
No, that stuff has been going on for generations now and they've stood firm and they'll go back to this status quo after this brief "come to Jesus" moment. The only *real* crime trump has committed is skyrocketing gas prices. I don't even think they'd care about the war if it wasn't costing them $4/gal at the pump.
88
kcox1980Apr 2, 2026
+75
Even if they did realize it they still wouldn't care. They literally have no principles beyond "Democrats bad, Republicans good".
I've literally seen people praising Trump for things they were scared that Kamala would do if she got elected and used that as an excuse why they could never vote for her.
75
sfdsoApr 2, 2026
+58
This last point is so important.
Most of the regrets I read are gasoline price-based.
The rest of it—from the violations of civil liberties to the legal targeting of political enemies to the billionaire giveaways to the open, rampant corruption to the abdication of America’s leadership role—are all fully tolerated and, in most cases, endorsed.
58
Much-Instruction-807Apr 2, 2026
+38
The majority I've seen only regret voting for him because it negatively affected them. They have no empathy.
38
invaderaleksApr 2, 2026
+13
An orange stain on their souls
13
yourliegeApr 2, 2026
+45
Can’t imagine the life where I’d feel as though it was socially necessary to vote for Trump. Incomprehensible
45
porscheblackApr 2, 2026
+78
They're perpetual victims. My best friend growing up was a perpetual victim - he failed out of college, his car was repossessed, he got fired, his house was foreclosed on, and yet none of it was his fault. It was the fault of his professors, his boss, the bank, etc.; they all were apparently out to get him.
Unsurprisingly he was all in on Trump in 2016. We fell out before then and haven't talked in a long time so I'm not sure his opinion now but I suspect it's consistent with the rest of his behavior and he's a victim in all this with no culpability.
78
BrushStormApr 2, 2026
+49
Tons of them would vote for him again
49
MiloTheMagnificentApr 2, 2026
+54
They’re not betrayed. They’re exposed.
54
turnipofficerApr 2, 2026
+10
Before he was even elected the first time the guy literally bragged about grabbing women by the p****, "when you're rich, they let you do it". He was bragging about sexually assaulting women who were too petrified to fight back.
If a celebrity in the UK said that they would lose their present job and be unable to find work in the industry ever again most likely. Nevermind being able to run for the highest public office... I don't know how he was elected the first time.
Then again I don't know how the hell brexit went through either. Misinformation fed to us by billionaires and russian-funded propaganda shouldn't be as effective as it seems to be.
10
StealthyOrcaApr 2, 2026
+78
They’re straight up cheering for this c*** over on the conservative sub.
78
walterpeck3Apr 2, 2026
+13
That place is a propaganda bot farm, it's not worth even mentioning
13
eastbay77Apr 2, 2026
+30
The whole "oh i didn't know" crowd.... like what?! His first term was a disaster and they thought he deserved a second chance because "he learned from his first term".
30
The_Mellow_TigerApr 2, 2026
+8
He did learn from his first term, just not in the way they'd hoped.
8
Alt532169Apr 2, 2026
+33
They saw how uneducated their former colony's (the Philippines) population is and how you can control democratic elections though disinformation, popularity, and intimidation.
That uneducation, small community mindset (tribalism), with religious fanaticism works well in remote areas like the red states.
33
Gwigg_Apr 2, 2026
+23
This has been the plan since Reagan. You are quite right, but you cannot underestimate the importance that religion has had in this.
23
SelenaMeyers2024Apr 2, 2026
+224
Trump is a bad guy. But my hate is not with him. He's refreshingly honest in how bad he is (see John Edwards for how to hide it well) and he's far from the first.
I will never forgive the trump voters, even the 2016 ones.
224
SaddamMustaineApr 2, 2026
+122
They’ve all been cut from my life friends and family alike and it was absolutely 100% the correct decision. There is not going to be any forgiveness.
122
Fun-Ingenuity-9089Apr 2, 2026
+56
I'm still looking for a new hairdresser, dentist, and best friend. Mine were all Trump supporters...
56
CcryMeARiverApr 2, 2026
+18
Trump is also a bald guy.
18
SnooDrawings7876Apr 2, 2026
+73
>He's refreshingly honest in how bad he is
Right yeah he's been famously honest about his ties to Epstein. Really tells it like it is huh? This guy is literally famous for lying, it's an onslaught of dishonesty, that's his thing. Stop acting like badly lying is equal to being honest. Get real.
73
admiraltarkinApr 2, 2026
+20
Deplorable
20
Available-Trouble648Apr 2, 2026
+30
I can forgive 2016 voters. I think it was very dumb to vote for him in 2016 but people are allowed to be dumb and he was an unknown political entity. But anyone who voted for him in 2024 is just evil.
30
lowkeytokayApr 2, 2026
+21
Anything bad that has happened was Musk’s fault, Noemi’s fault, Hegseth’s fault, everybody’s fault except Trump’s
21
PotatoAppleFishApr 2, 2026
+15
Here’s the thing: it *is* all of those people’s fault… but it’s also Trump’s, because Trump is the only reason why any of those other evil power-seeking fascist gremlins have the ability to do anything significant in the first place. If not for Trump, Noem would still be murdering puppies on a failing ranch in South Dakota, Musk would still be pretending to be an eco-conscious liberal to sell Teslas, and Hegseth would still be ranting nonsense on Fox News and slugging fifths of whiskey after the show every night. Trump caused it all. And I don’t know how it’s even possible not to understand that.
15
jcrestorApr 2, 2026
+272
Maybe he should not have been an eligible candidate, given that he tried a coup d’état a few years earlier.
272
HelpMeOverHereApr 2, 2026
+104
I’d also argue it was a law enforcement failure, but also a judicial failure and a political failure.
It’s not upto a minority of the *eligible* voting population to hold criminals to account.
> * Robert Hanssen, Russian FBI spy
>
> Arrested February 2001, Sentenced May 2002.
> * Jack Teixeira, Airforce document leaker
>
> Arrested April 2023, Sentenced March 2024
> * Donald Trump, Russian spy AND document leaker
>
> *crickets*
104
propergreasedApr 2, 2026
+72
There is a deep rooted problem within America. Doesn’t matter if you want to admit it or not.. it’s always been festering. Trump just opened it wide open.
72
[deleted]Apr 2, 2026
+6126
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_bk_advApr 2, 2026
+2164
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darkstar107Apr 2, 2026
+584
Let's not forget about the baby killing.
584
mamawomanApr 2, 2026
+118
And that he is already a convicted felon, and was essentially, found guilty of r*** in the civil trial.
118
ChurchbushonkApr 2, 2026
+246
Allegedly, he was only present for it, he didn’t do it. Nor did he report it or try to stop it. Allegedly.
246
JCalvinLApr 2, 2026
+116
Being present for it doesn't make it any better. It is disgusting to have a sitting President to be even "allegedly" in orbit of heinous shit like that.
116
fart400Apr 2, 2026
+27
Probably
27
sausagemouseApr 2, 2026
+15
Rather than arrest him, Americans let him crash the world economy and possibly start world war 3.
Great work USA
15
[deleted]Apr 2, 2026
+60
[removed]
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dogbulbApr 2, 2026
+89
Its also illegal to r*** kids. Turns out laws only mean something when they're enforced
89
Filovirus77Apr 2, 2026
+17
Odds are, you don't have enough money or powerful friends to escape it being enforced on you.
17
[deleted]Apr 2, 2026
+23
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LeRoyShowApr 2, 2026
+10
The password is Sic Temper tyrannis
10
mindfungusApr 2, 2026
+269
R***. Not molestation. It’s r***.
269
GarnerGerald11141Apr 2, 2026
+100
Pulling out of NATO seems extremely relevant
100
Hybrid_JohnnyApr 2, 2026
+67
Not Another Teen Orifice
67
OOOH_WHATS_THISApr 2, 2026
+22
Well then, he'd never pull out
22
darkstar107Apr 2, 2026
+49
Orange cheetoh should rot in prison
49
PMmeYourNudes-396Apr 2, 2026
+28
As should all the enablers.
28
TrancedNudgeApr 2, 2026
+21
Pedophile
21
SemichiSamApr 2, 2026
+1513
Trump should never have given any speech. He was doing OK as a minor criminal in Queens, but he wanted the big time.
1513
Glum_Gate_9444Apr 2, 2026
+291
Trump and his family are going to be actual billionaires because he became POTUS. He won and this country f****** failed miserably.
291
SemichiSamApr 2, 2026
+140
The Trump crime family are finally actual billionaires, fulfilling Big Daddy's only ambition, but the game isn't over. My own opinion is that the money that created today's GOP and called forth this golem will take my country down, and other countries will probably not learn what they should from that. After all, fascism is making a comeback in Germany, a country that should know better than any other not to allow it again. But all of us old dinosaurs are dying, and the young will get their chance to get it right or screw it up again. I don't really expect to live long enough to find out.
140
HippoRun23Apr 2, 2026
+225
Flew to close to the sun. Many such cases.
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NickRickApr 2, 2026
+18
He hasn't been burned yet. He's still acting above the law and had faced no consequences for his actions.
18
SemichiSamApr 2, 2026
+79
He's been swimming naked, and it looks like the tide's going out.
79
ButteryOpossumApr 2, 2026
+40
An image I never wanted to imagine.
40
shhbedtimeApr 2, 2026
+32
He made the big time. He has made more money from his corrupt presidency than he ever has in business, and I very firmly believe he will never see repercussions from it.
32
Canadiangoosedem0nApr 2, 2026
+1092
I better hear every f****** talking head declaring that he's unfit for office, he's cognitively impaired, he's being controlled etc etc etc just like they did with Biden after the debate.
I want to see every political commentator calling for Trump to step down or I swear I will lose my shit.
I want to see blood over this shit, but of course we won't because the media f****** loves Trump and is scared of him and a huge foundation of a pillar of American democracy is completely and utterly broken.
1092
Canadiangoosedem0nApr 2, 2026
+492
And let's call a s**** a f****** s**** this article is exactly what I'm talking about.
Why the f*** are we walking on eggshells when the president of the United States of America is very obviously suffering from frontotemporal dementia or something similar???? This POS talked for 20 minutes in primetime about nothing when our country is getting closer and closer to economic collapse and full on authoritarian rule!
This is not a 'hey buddy, can we pwease have more information about thee war 🥺??' moment!! Smfh
I realize this was written immediately after the address, but I sincerely hope at least one article is posted tomorrow (today) that more accurately reflects the fucked up administration/president in charge of our country.
492
zubbs99Apr 2, 2026
+194
Seriously there is far too much deference given to this unhinged public official simply due to what, some misplaced sense of decorum that he himself has attacked over the last 10 years.
194
Canadiangoosedem0nApr 2, 2026
+124
I don't get it. This man is a vile, hateful child rapist and yet the media treats him as if he is above reproach.
I'll be honest, if someone constantly demeaned my profession, lied about my reporting, and called my colleagues all manner of fucked up names I'd be ripping him a new a****** everyday.
I'd have an official cankle watch of rotating daily pictures showcasing his swollen feet, I'd print full transcripts of his nonsensical ramblings pointing out the lies and contradictions, I'd talk about how he obviously wants to be dicked down by Barack because he's jealous of the bbc.
That POS would not know a moment of peace from me due to the carnage he's wrecked in our country. I really need the media to feel the same way.
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Inner-Box5523Apr 2, 2026
+43
I think the media bosses are scared of donald
43
ChaosdecisionApr 2, 2026
+66
Media is owned by super conservative interests, they want this
66
bandalooperApr 2, 2026
+15
Trump is a cash cow for media. Millions of clicks a day on a fire hose stream of unbelievable shit that you have to read in order to believe or understand.
Why would they want him gone?
15
Significant_Cup_238Apr 2, 2026
+55
Media has been sane washing him since 2016. They'll never stop in their efforts to "both sides" every f****** issue they can.
55
omarnzApr 2, 2026
+65
Do you mean the commentators on networks owned by billionaires with a vested interest in whatever the f*** is going on? Good luck mate. The only hope left for the US now is the people in the streets.
65
Bulky_Preparation768Apr 2, 2026
+63
Jake Tapper who wrote that whole shitty book about Biden being old has been more concerned with attacking Hasan than the countless things that actually matter happening in the US
63
morty_mortyApr 2, 2026
+31
Tapper is such a piece of shit.
31
Ugh-screen-nameApr 2, 2026
+51
It should be treasonous to hide a president’s mental decline to keep them in office.
51
bravesirrobin65Apr 2, 2026
+19
You know, this is why we need something like the Prime Ministers minutes from the British Parliament. You have to face the opposition on a regular basis and be able to think on your feet.
19
Agile-EnthusiasmApr 2, 2026
+133
Archive link http://archive.today/mU7ii
133
InsomniaticWandererApr 2, 2026
+104
Maybe Trump shouldn't give any speeches.
Maybe Trump should be in jail.
104
TheGreaterSealApr 2, 2026
+37
What is this maybe shit
37
RLewis8888Apr 2, 2026
+88
Trump: "This is normally the point where I declare bankruptcy, run away and let others deal with the consequences. So, good luck all ".
88
RedLanternScytheApr 2, 2026
+217
Trump bragged so much, we must be in real trouble in Iran.
But at least Trump fell back on his favorite excuse: Why doesn't someone else do it? First Nato, now former presidents
217
turquoise_amethystApr 2, 2026
+35
His advisors promised him a swift victory and glowing praise. Then they were going to invade another country (probably Cuba) right afterwards.
He doesn’t have any real plans other than to “win” these places. No long term anything. And no attention span either.
35
KingVapeApr 2, 2026
+26
What’s been going on in Venezuela lately? It’s like we attacked them, took their president, and then I’ve heard very little
26
johnnycyberpunkApr 2, 2026
+21
That old chestnut?
That was three Presidential scandals ago, keep up man
21
theatlanticApr 2, 2026
+1762
“Americans have been waiting for their president and commander in chief to address the nation and explain why the country is at war,” Tom Nichols writes. Donald Trump’s critics “have castigated him for refusing to go on television and provide a comprehensive explanation of the war to the American people. But given his performance this evening, perhaps he had the right instinct.”
Trump’s address “did not come across as a wartime speech but instead was a disjointed series of complaints, brags, and exaggerations (along with a few outright lies) delivered by a man who looked and sounded tired,” Nichols continues. “After his 19 minutes on the air—brisk by Trump’s standards—Americans could be forgiven for being even more concerned now than they were only a few days ago.”
Read more: [https://theatln.tc/0kZfQFW0](https://theatln.tc/0kZfQFW0)
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sequoia2075Apr 2, 2026
+1837
I read shit like this and it’s like, did anyone expect anything different? Like are we supposed to be surprised that he gave a speech that was a “disjointed series of complaints, brags, and exaggerations”? That’s what he does literally every single god damn time he opens his mouth
1837
leffe186Apr 2, 2026
+492
That’s exactly what I read too. How are people still writing articles like this after more than a decade? The question isn’t “should he give this speech?”, it’s “how do we get out of this mess?”
492
siestarrificApr 2, 2026
+237
The media is complicit
237
JoEdGusApr 2, 2026
+131
The media had been complicit for years. His sanewashing was the worst thing to happen to this country's history, perhaps ever.
When someone is convicted by a jury of felonies, you put them in jail, not elect them as president.
131
rabblerabble2000Apr 2, 2026
+34
This right here…during the campaigns they gave him unlimited airtime, never once questioning any of his policies, never once pressing him on anything important, just non-stop sane washing. His opponents were held under an impossible microscope, scrutinized and criticized for every little thing. Then when he’s in power, it’s non stop articles about him, how he is doing terribly and will be replaced any day now, while also lifting every lie he and the republicans say as though they are truth, all to keep people reading so that they can sell ads.
34
MysteriousAtmosphereApr 2, 2026
+54
Right. I consider myself a ten-year Donald Trump critic. My media diet is full of people critical of Trump. Not one was demanding him provide a "comprehensive explanation for the war". Because that gives him way too much credit.
54
Oceanbreeze871Apr 2, 2026
+72
A decade later, people still expect him “pivot to being presidential” as if time never existed
72
MyPasswordIsMyCatApr 2, 2026
+141
Maybe we're finally reaching the point where the "centrists" in this country will stop giving Trump good boy points for just being able to stand upright for a few minutes and not visibly shit all over himself.
A girl can dream.
141
discodropperApr 2, 2026
+34
Key word: visibly
34
Significant_Cup_238Apr 2, 2026
+44
Yup. Sane washing at it's finest to imply this speech wasn't exactly what we've come to expect.
44
Loffr3doApr 2, 2026
+33
I'm a pretty hateful northern neighbour over the last year, but yes, I still expected something today... Anything. This was particularly weak honestly.
33
viewerfromthemiddleApr 2, 2026
+139
Oh, for f***'s sake, stop pretending that a "disjointed series of complaints, brags, and exaggerations (along with a few outright lies)" is any different than every other public word he's ever spoken.
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hatecirclejerksApr 2, 2026
+197
He is very far gone it seems, I've never seen him this low energy, didn't watch much but watched enough to get his vibe, i really don't think hes got much left.
197
Just-Sale-7015Apr 2, 2026
+201
Brezhnev lasted a long time like that.
>The Kremlin leader suffered from overwork, stress, and insomnia, and made ‘a pact’ in the early 1970s with one of the nurses to supply him with strong sedatives. Nobody, even KGB’s Andropov, dared to break up this fateful agreement, and strong drugs gradually and irrevocably ruined Brezhnev’s brain. So much for the bad dentistry.
>At first, Brezhnev’s malaise was visible only to a narrow circle – although Kissinger and Nixon noticed his bizarre shifts from drowsiness to excitement. Brezhnev’s attention span shortened and his grasp of detail began to slip; he began to blabber nonsense on television. Even his character changed as he became peevish and impervious to reason. He collapsed at a summit with Gerald Ford in Vladivostok in December 1974. At the helm of a nuclear power was a drug addict who had lost the ability to critically evaluate his own condition.
But it took him 8 more years to die. And he also launched the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.
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HeathEarnshawApr 2, 2026
+13
He died at age 75, though. Meaning he started deteriorating in his late 60s, when the rest of his body was much younger and stronger than Trump’s is. I’d be surprised if Trump makes it through the year, let alone the rest of his term.
13
Black-ZeroApr 2, 2026
+54
Seen this a lot sadly. Dementia patients can linger in a plateau state for a long time but when they crash the fall can be very quick and steep.
Problem is Trump is so isolated that we would likely never this happen as this would necessitate the 25th being invoked. So i expect they will keep it VERY hush hush.
We need to listen for rumors that Vance is getting a lot of visitors or Trump disappears from public view for a while.
When Trump stops doing live events and instead it is only seen in prerecorded videos, which can be made easily with AI, you will know something is up.
edit spelling
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RoosterBurnsApr 2, 2026
+18
Maybe they'll play Swan Lake on the news channels like the USSR did
18
dreadpiratesmithApr 2, 2026
+10
The white house did recently post an ai video of trump speaking. The man with the largest nuclear arsenal in the world most likely has frontotemporal dementia and its getting visibly worse. He's always been a bullshitter and a narcissist, but I feel like we're beyond that. And trying to remove him from office would not go well, as he is a full blown cult leader. He could start arresting anyone who attempts to remove him from office.
10
ChakaCakeApr 2, 2026
+61
I think he was trying to come off as 'stoic' unfortunately its not possible for him
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hatecirclejerksApr 2, 2026
+55
His eyelids were dropping more than the highest I've been in my life, looked asleep.
55
Prior_Coyote_4376Apr 2, 2026
+63
He looked so tired.
https://youtu.be/qVMLe62s_YA?si=-A2_ZQOxzVohwpeE
In case anyone forgot he was once pretty coherent and clear and could connect 10 sentences into a single point with rhetorical flourish, even in 2016 he was just stupid and crass, not actually gone mentally
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dcburnApr 2, 2026
+42
Wow… not that he was great in this 2016 video but wow the contrast is huge.
42
Prior_Coyote_4376Apr 2, 2026
+47
He looks like he was aware of his own rhetoric and was leaning into grievance politics at the time. Now it’s like he’s actually fully 100% brain rotted as the center of MAGA’s social media distortion and conspiracy theory factories, on top of his own aging Big Mac-fueled brain and colon
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cultoftheclaveApr 2, 2026
+13
it was only a couple years before that that he did a SNL skit spoofing himself, which shows that he was once well aware of the schtick that he had crafted and how it looked from the outside, both positively and negatively.
13
rabblerabble2000Apr 2, 2026
+9
I think it’s this. I think he believes the bullshit he’s saying now. I don’t think he used to believe it, but I think he’s so brain addled now he actually believes the distortions. Look at how genuinely concerned he looked during the debates when he talked about immigrants eating people’s dogs and cats. He truly believed the bullshit because he’s too far gone to realize it’s bullshit.
9
PleasantWay7Apr 2, 2026
+32
Yeah, I think people have the narrative that he is an incoherent rambler, but haven’t gone back to the 2015-2016 videos. He is so clearly aware of what he was doing back then, now he looks legitimately confused at times.
32
Minimum-Geologist-58Apr 2, 2026
+18
As I always put it, he’s gone from enthusiastic Grandpa Simpson “I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time” to tailing off Grandpa Simpson “and that’s everything that happened in my life right up to the time I got this phone call…”
18
pogidagaApr 2, 2026
+17
"Don't you think he looks tired?"
[https://youtu.be/GidbEhL0teE?t=176](https://youtu.be/GidbEhL0teE?t=176)
17
_lippykidApr 2, 2026
+34
As a New Yorker I’ve despised him for a long time, but holy shit, when you watch back to the footage from 2016 he seems like a completely different person. Weak, tired, disorientated
34
Bindle-Apr 2, 2026
+46
>“Americans have been waiting for their president and commander in chief to address the nation and explain why the country is at war,” Tom Nichols writes
Just tell the truth. He's in the grips of dementia and has been for his entire term.
Stop normalizing his behavior.
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Long-Emu-7870Apr 2, 2026
+16
Tom Nicholas in a dream world. When Trump cut USAID funding it killed millions of babies. Tom's job is not to report on what he thinks Americans think. Or quote conclusions of his critics. It is not to tell us he is his tired. It is one thing: to point out every lie and evil action this man has done and is planning to do. And prove every claim.
16
turquoise_amethystApr 2, 2026
+33
A wartime speech is supposed to make you feel so patriotic and passionate that you want to run out and fight it yourself…
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The_Martian_KingApr 2, 2026
+21
Often it helps those speeches if you didn't just start the war for no reason at all. That makes it harder to generate enthusiasm to go kill people.
21
port-left-redApr 2, 2026
+30
"This was his moment to be presidential" edition 3534 revision 22, 89th printing.
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Three_Froggy_ProblemApr 2, 2026
+52
He’s not my f****** commander in chief and I wasn’t waiting for him to explain shit. Don’t normalize this pig by acting like any sane person trusts a word out of his mouth or expected any justification whatsoever.
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Trix_Are_4_90KidsApr 2, 2026
+239
Maybe Stephen 'Temu Goebbels' Miller should not have written it. Nobody wants to hear this weakling blowhard rhetoric.
there are no leaders at the helm, just racist, sexist, greedy toddlers.
Biden wouldn't have started WWIII...and he still has his marbles! Weak minds fell for propaganda because they viewed a stutter and having morals as weak.
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tmhowzitApr 2, 2026
+61
it was totally written by Miller, the cadence and word choices were his style of fascist freestyling
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_Panacea_Apr 2, 2026
+55
Neither would Kamala Harris.
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Bulky_Preparation768Apr 2, 2026
+53
Every media appearance is clearly worse than the debate performance than Biden had. He’s absolutely f****** cooked mentally.
53
rainniier2Apr 2, 2026
+165
I try to watch Trumps speeches to gauge how he has deteriorated since the last one. But I watched the Artemis 2 launch instead. Its the only good thing our government has done in the past year. Very surprised Trump didn’t take credit somehow.
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ObsidianSpectreApr 2, 2026
+47
Once it goes around the moon, he'll definitely try to take credit. If anything goes wrong, he'll blame Biden.
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jgnpApr 2, 2026
+16
Told my wife about this speech and she said “What’d he f****** do? Take credit for Artemis 2!?”
16
Intelligent-Yam-3565Apr 2, 2026
+77
IMPEACH AND REMOVE. Guys wtf is happening and why is Congress not stopping him?
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zubbs99Apr 2, 2026
+54
Party over Country with Republicans, every time.
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cousinofbaconatorApr 2, 2026
+25
Republicans have control of everything right now. The house, the senate, the supreme court, the Whitehouse. They are going along with everything and there is nothing we can do.
25
Mugwump5150Apr 2, 2026
+30
Crazy to think when the deets all come to light, the Trump files may pale in contrast to the hundreds of thousands or millions of children he starves to death needlessly by stopping US Aid. And the hospitals filled with patients who all died the other night when his embargo of Cuba resulted in a collapse of their power grid and EVERY patient on a ventilator died. Add to that the tens of thousands of Americans who will perish as a result of his BBB placing their insurance out of reach. Estimates of additional deaths from his handling of Covid in his first term top 50k.
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7evenate9ineApr 2, 2026
+30
Like never before...
Like you wouldn't believe...
Like never before...
Like you wouldn't believe...
Like never before...
Like you wouldn't believe...
Like never before...
Like you wouldn't believe...
Like never before...
Like you wouldn't believe...
Like never before...
Like you wouldn't believe...
Like never before...
Like you wouldn't believe...
Like you wouldn't believe...
Like you wouldn't believe...
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shapuApr 2, 2026
+113
Donald Trump does a lot of stuff he should not do
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throwaway892632867Apr 2, 2026
+25
80 million Americans voted twice for this f*****, that’s the real problem.
25
BruceStarcrestApr 2, 2026
+9
Three times.
Three fing times with this rapist.
9
The42ndDuckApr 2, 2026
+26
"This guy is a f****** moron."
- Former Sec of State Rex Tillerson
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kevendoApr 2, 2026
+29
It is insane that he's the leader of America and you can never convince me otherwise.
Batshit lunacy with zero clue, walking around the halls of the White House.
For a decade.
MAGA is profound, mass mental illness masquerading as a political movement.
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felis_magnetusApr 2, 2026
+9
Trump is a symptom, not a cause. As is MAGA. And thus, the mentally ill patient here is the USA. In its entirety.
You lot are for the most part still in denial, pro or anti doesn't really matter. From the outside looking in, it is baffling that Trump's first term didn't already spark a constitutional debate, given the obvious institutional failure. And apparently a second presidency doesn't suffice, neither.
The US is indeed a deeply religious nation. Not in a Christian sense, certainly not in any possible meaning of that word that would pass muster in civilization, but in its relationship with its founding fathers and the constitution they penned. You desperately need to get over that and realize, that the philosophies of the 17th and 18th century cannot provide checks and balances in the 21th century. It's like trying to secure borders with castles and horse armies, when the enemy has an air force and mechanized infantry.
So, if you were looking for a marker for an eventual return to sanity, there it is. Trump is a symptom of systemic failure and nothing short of an systemic overhaul will suffice to prevent more Trumps in the future.
I'm not holding my breath.
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ThrendsaApr 2, 2026
+26
Nothing good comes from Trump opening his mouth ever but doubly so in this case.
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digiartist21Apr 2, 2026
+20
Idk, i think if he had been locked up in jail as he should've been, we wouldnt have had to listen to any incoherent ramblings of a delusional war monger who's barely holding onto his last remaining thread of lucidity.
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Illustrious-Dot-5052Apr 2, 2026
+18
It's treason. Particularly against those who serve in the military, then against the citizens, in that order. Of course, not to mention the criminal intent against the rest of the world.
He should face the penalty for treason, which is death. But we all know that will never happen. There is no faith to be had in the United States anymore.
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Highthere_90Apr 2, 2026
+16
Maybe trump should bot have been able to run for office when he had 34 felonies
16
SaveDMusicianApr 2, 2026
+18
"The reality, as best we can tell, is that Trump fully expected the Iranian regime to collapse in a matter of days or weeks, and he is now flummoxed to find out that a major war is a lot more complicated than he—or Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth—realized."
--from the article
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MomsAreolaApr 2, 2026
+16
I remember when David Pecker took the witness stand against Trump and explained to everybody how Trump only cared about the magazine cover. Said no one cares about the article or substance. Get on the cover and you spin what they didnt read in the article.
Thats been his MO his whole presidency. Get the headline and move on before the substance of the act gets out.
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UpperLeftOriginalApr 2, 2026
+10
That’s been his MO his whole goddamn life. We’ve known he was a pathological liar, racist piece of shit, and egomaniacal grifter prettying much my entire adult life (and I’m 62).
10
B-Z_B-SApr 2, 2026
+16
Hindsight is 20/20. Unless you've got dementia and a failing memory, I guess. But surely that doesn't apply to anyone in any important position, right? Right?
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itec745Apr 2, 2026
+15
Why do evil people live long lives
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we_are_sex_bobombApr 2, 2026
+14
That speech was not for us, it was for Iran. This was some kind of half assed negotiation tactic. That is the only explanation I can think of for this absolute nonsense.
A major point of this speech was that our “partnership” with Venezuela is going so well and we don’t need Iran’s oil and we have so much oil and so much economy because Venezuela is being cooperative now. Why would Americans give a shit about that when gas is $6-7 a gallon?
Donald Trump has nothing to say to the American People other than “f*** you, I’m robbing you blind and you’re stuck with me forever chumps lol”.
He wants Iran to be submissive like Venezuela and let us take their oil or else they’ll be bombed to dust. That was the point of this speech.
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xtothewhyApr 2, 2026
+13
>A speech that should have been a clear explanation of why the United States is fighting a nation of 92 million people began instead in shambolic style.
>He discussed the operation that captured the president of Venezuela, perhaps hoping to make listeners believe that the Iran war will be a similarly short operation.
>He then said that Iran has taken losses never seen “in the history of warfare”—as if the destruction of, say, the Axis in World War II had never happened.
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bluesman56Apr 2, 2026
+12
Maybe he shouldn’t have been President…
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Malee22Apr 2, 2026
+12
This was another gaslighting tweet repackaged as a speech. Iran is weak and defeated, but also strong and dangerous. Iran is led by dummies, who are also smart and great negotiators. Iran is defeated but we are still bombing them. We attacked Iran, and our mutual self-defense NATO allies suck for not helping…….and so on.
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MrMrAndersonApr 2, 2026
+13
Trump stole the election. He is a fraudulent president. Lock him up
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frankthedutchApr 2, 2026
+25
Maybe Trump should not be president, he is a war criminal.
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Ozymandias12Apr 2, 2026
+12
Anybody who was looking for reassurance from this vacuous taint is deluded. I remember when I first actually started panicking about COVID. It was when this talking bag of feces made a prime time speech to try and “assure the nation”. All it did was make me realize that we were completely defenseless against the virus because he had absolutely no grasp of the severity of the problem.
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beekeepApr 2, 2026
+10
Remember during the other Super Bowl show when that group of dullards lost their shit when Kid Rock like twirled a microphone? The entire answer is in that small thing that happened.
While a multi-cultural display of American and International love and goodwill was happening, to the joy of 10s of millions of people, these milquetoast white people in a soulless living room could not, and would not, stand for that on their stupid MAGA principles.
That living room is the one in power, proportionally, compared to the viewership of the Super Bowl half-time show. Just hateful, dull morons.
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ophausApr 2, 2026
+11
The electoral college was supposed to protect the country from someone like him. It failed utterly... He and they need to go.
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minin71Apr 2, 2026
+8
The fall of the United States must be what I was meant to witness, and what a clownshow it has been.
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rhyming_mimeApr 2, 2026
+9
I think he needs more stress.
Somebody ask him about giving a speech about the Epstein files, the current stock market figures, losses in the Supreme Court, the price of eggs and gas, why is he building a data center under the "ball room" etc etc.
Stress is really really bad for cognitive decline.
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rcmorales60Apr 2, 2026
+9
It was NOT an update to the nation. It was an opportunity to brag about himself and diss Obama and Biden. What a f****** narcissist!
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RepresentativeYak772Apr 2, 2026
+9
I can't believe you people re-elected somebody you fired for f****** up the pandemic response just so he can f*** something else up.
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newwaymanApr 2, 2026
+8
The reason he gave this speech is because he thinks he can rally his base and bring some back. He doesn’t realize half or more of his base aren’t buying it anymore.
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Patient-Strawberry83Apr 2, 2026
+9
Maybe he should not have raped and murdered those kids
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allenrfeApr 2, 2026
+9
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt"
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