Pisswarm, like when she let her clients piss on her for money.
5
FaithlessfalteringApr 11, 2026
+1
Body temperature
1
monkeybawzApr 10, 2026
+5
Yeah, but they paid for "critically acclaimed."
5
LeiraLawApr 11, 2026
+6
I think, for some viewers, it may be like witnessing a wreck, you don’t WANT to look, but it’s there in front of you so you can’t help but take a peek
6
ElectrOPuristApr 11, 2026
+5
Bots love it. Four antennas up!
5
copyriderApr 11, 2026
+3
Many very smart people use “lukewarm” as the term for “greatest of all time”
3
exqueezemenowApr 11, 2026
+1
Well, Luke died in the end...
1
SnoopingStuffApr 11, 2026
+1
Book sales on audible for Entitled will exceed that
1
MyheelcatApr 12, 2026
+1
Right above the “How to get rid of an ingrown toe nail” video
1
metallee98Apr 10, 2026
+122
Gotcha.... a few dozen people clicked on it by accident.
122
Packwood88Apr 10, 2026
+53
I had to click into it just to select “not interested” so it would stop being a banner ad every time i opened prime.
53
Squishy_BoyApr 10, 2026
+24
My partner and I laughed out loud when Netflix tried to tell us it was the #1 movie on the platform.
24
The_Incredulous_HulkApr 11, 2026
+3
I never saw it get up past 5, but I still opened it just to dislike it.
3
Legitimate-Front3987Apr 10, 2026
+17
They put a giant banner for it on Android TV. Definitely had a lot of people mis-click it.
17
Worst_ChoiceApr 10, 2026
+3
I walked in and found out it started to autoplay before I turned it off. Wasn’t happy about that.
3
MadTubeApr 11, 2026
+3
Autoplay, probably
3
ohdearitsrichardiiiApr 11, 2026
+1
Some probably skimmed it to have material for jokes about her, and/or snarking on the internet
1
VillageijitApr 11, 2026
+1
They did force people in the military to watch it
1
legomaximumfigureApr 10, 2026
+79
It's common for Amazon and other streaming to have movies come on automatically after one movie ends. Someone leaves the TV on for their pets while they are out so Melania gets some views even if they aren't from humans.
79
[deleted]Apr 10, 2026
+30
bit of a mind blown moment for me. how many of these metrics are complete bs for this very reason? Who hasn't fallen asleep watching an 80s comedy and woke up 8 hours later to an episode of Unsolved Mysteries? Taking into account all streaming traffic, it's happening constantly, everywhere.
30
grahamulaxApr 10, 2026
+6
It’s all vibes. Economy, stocks, and now stats from institutions we believed in. Thanks to the transparency of Trump f****** up
6
SuperbRhubarb7838Apr 10, 2026
+3
I just fall asleep to Unsolved Mysteries
3
555byteApr 10, 2026
+1
I used to watch it on Pluto for that very reason
1
lykathea2Apr 10, 2026
+1
I do too sometimes. I wonder if Unsolved Mysteries has huge streaming numbers for that reason.
1
SoTiredYouDigApr 10, 2026
+4
Sounds like a bit of an unsolved mystery.
4
MazzIsNoMoreApr 10, 2026
+2
This is exactly what "second screen" is all about. They are fine with you not actually watching what's playing as long as you maybe might catch an ad
2
mercurywaxingApr 10, 2026
+7
It was up next after I half payed attention to a good but repetitive documentary about The Villages while doing my taxes. I had to finalize and when my attention came back it was 10-15 minutes into Melania and I became a viewer even though I turned it off.
Didn’t realize I had autoplay enabled since I always shut it off after I watched a movie or episode.
7
CoverSuspicious5250Apr 10, 2026
+1
Did you quick run take a shower when u realized?
1
mercurywaxingApr 11, 2026
+1
Sanitized the television, Gove'nor. That I did right quickly too!
1
SaelvinothApr 10, 2026
+7
Melania getting left on for pets is practically animal abuse
7
HesitationIsDefeat87Apr 10, 2026
+2
This is exactly what happened to me but I was lucky enough to still be awake to put a stop to it
2
HesitationIsDefeat87Apr 10, 2026
+27
Prime tried to put it on automatically at the end of a movie i was watching. I've never canceled that feature so fast.
27
AmatheiaisnoexcuseApr 10, 2026
+3
I noticed the same thing.
3
Darkdragoon324Apr 10, 2026
+15
Lukewarm? Overselling it much?
15
Alarmed_Drop7162Apr 10, 2026
+13
Was yesterday her promoting the streaming premiere ?
13
NarlusSpecterApr 10, 2026
+9
I think she's promoting some scandal that's about to hit the news.
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Alarmed_Drop7162Apr 10, 2026
+8
This one looks like a ripe candidate
https://www.dailyjournal.com/articles/389940-i-wolff-v-trump-i-and-the-preemptive-anti-slapp-gambit-a-tale-of-two-statutes
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NarlusSpecterApr 10, 2026
+3
That SLAPPs
3
19GTO67Apr 10, 2026
+9
I can’t wait for awards season next year when Melanie wins all the Oscar’s because the Pumpkin King threatened to kill the entire entertainment industry
9
ThreadheadsApr 11, 2026
+1
She’s definitely going to sweep the Razzies.
1
8rnlsunshineApr 10, 2026
+10
I actually enjoy watching the worst movies and shows just to see how bad they can get. Been doing it for years. It’s kind of a personal test at this point.
But this one? I couldn’t even finish it. It’s so bad I wouldn’t sit through it again, even if someone paid me.
10
Standardeviation2Apr 10, 2026
+1
Maybe if RiffTrax takes it on.
1
PiskoWKApr 10, 2026
+8
lmao, why did they bother releasing it at all
8
Useful-Soup8161Apr 10, 2026
+4
Money. Although they actually lost money on it.
4
stimulatedbymapleApr 10, 2026
+6
Melania didn't and that was the whole point
6
XanthuApr 11, 2026
+1
They already paid for it
1
igloomasterApr 10, 2026
+8
Amazon is definitely padding the numbers
8
imjustsurfinApr 10, 2026
+7
"Lukewarm" in the same way that Neptune is a bit chilly.
7
malac0da13Apr 10, 2026
+2
And a little breezy.
2
NikiafApr 10, 2026
+6
I would genuinely like to know how many of the streams were just autoplays that people didn't notice.
6
Razzler1973Apr 10, 2026
+7
I watched about 25 minutes and turned it off
I never listen to much 'OMG so bad' cause, as a non American, I consider the politics involved
But, damn it was shit
Opening 7 or 8 minutes is a procession of cars and she gets out as camera pans from legs upwards
She selects a dress
This is boring as hell. Get into the upbringing and early life and meeting Trump and so on
This just isn't that at all. I don't even know what it's supposed to be or who it's for. Feels like they shot a nice home video for her to watch on a rainy night
7
CoverSuspicious5250Apr 10, 2026
+6
It was a $40 million bribe from Jeff Besos to trumpstein. Literally
6
AsideLostApr 10, 2026
+6
Heard they were just waiting for Stephen Millers documentary “My Struggle” to come out
6
Ok-Journalist-2060Apr 11, 2026
+5
I was halfway through Borat when I realized I was watching the wrong movie.
5
No_Development_9537Apr 10, 2026
+5
They’re going to push it to our iPhones like that one U2 album.
5
GreatMacGuffinApr 11, 2026
+6
The first day it popped up on prime, I clicked for it to not be suggested again.
6
mpbaker12Apr 11, 2026
+6
F*** that. Who would watch that?
6
Any-Reputation3639Apr 10, 2026
+5
They should release it on VHS.
5
ThreadheadsApr 11, 2026
+1
They should release it into space.
1
nasnedigonyatApr 10, 2026
+4
Where is it streaming so I can give it a thumbs down and say I'm not interested in it
4
ThreadheadsApr 11, 2026
+1
Amazon. This whole thing was a bribe from Bezos to the Trumps.
1
PlayOpposite5249Apr 10, 2026
+5
Amazon prime told me it was the #2 movie in America. 🤣🤣
5
astroglitch0Apr 10, 2026
+5
That's funny, Amazon told me it was #1 about an hour after it showed up.
5
Miserable-Estate6857Apr 10, 2026
+4
I left the tv on prime and it automatically started playing after another movie. I wonder if this is a common occurrence or if I was being punished. I stopped it and gave her the thumbs down after I noticed.
4
GingerlyUnravelingApr 10, 2026
+3
There's a documentary? ^^/s
3
Critical_Letterhead3Apr 10, 2026
+3
Half are magas, half looking for a comedy
3
CovidBornApr 10, 2026
+3
How many watches were hate watches?
3
ThreadheadsApr 11, 2026
+1
From the sounds of it this movie was way too boring even for a good hate watch.
1
Unicornchick1977Apr 10, 2026
+3
I’m not gonna bother to watch it, but I would like to watch the one about Michelle Obama that’s on Netflix. I keep forgetting to watch that one.
3
Blah_A_NameApr 11, 2026
+3
Maga dont know how to download an app, create an account & pay for it
3
SkyTrees5809Apr 11, 2026
+3
I just watched it out of curiosity. This documentary is what she wants people to believe about her, rich and important, with a lifestyle that has the best of everything, and every moment is a glam fashion shoot.
She said she travels "between NYC, WA DC, and Mar-A-Lago", and it takes 4-6 blacked out SUVs and a private jet to take her anywhere. It just looks like a shallow, vapid, greedy lifestyle.
Several minutes were spent on her attendance at President Carter's funeral, which was on the same day her mother had died the previous year. That's all she talked about, her mother, and not a word about the former president. Then she was filmed at an empty St Patrick's Cathedral, with the Catholic priests fawning all over her, walking down the aisle of the empty church to remember her mother. This was over the top.
Interestingly, I saw her female Secret Service Agent in a short elevator scene at 14:35, and I wonder if she is the fake Melania that we often see? With a wig, sunglasses and heels, she easily could be.
I do think she is gorgeous, dresses well, and the photography and soundtrack were both enjoyable. But this documentary does not do a single thing to make me respect or like her, it does the opposite. In hindsight it will not reflect well in the Trumps when their era is over, hopefully soon.
3
wrxninjaApr 11, 2026
+3
Why? It was just a dumb movie made to mask money laundering.
3
melgishApr 11, 2026
+3
I could not wait to miss this movie.
3
LoudNoises89Apr 11, 2026
+3
If you don’t want to watch her documentary you can watch the biographical film they made about her, Russian Psycho.
3
Captain_AcevedaApr 11, 2026
+3
Why did she need a documentary in the first place?
3
YeahIGotNuthinApr 11, 2026
+3
Why did melanoma need a documentary?
Because Amazon needed a way to justify giving her $28 million to improve their chances of getting a merger through without interference from the federal government.
3
Substantial_Court792Apr 11, 2026
+3
Lukewarm response? That is only because Bezos manipulated the numbers. I would say it tanked.
3
ddgenayla1Apr 11, 2026
+3
Who watching that c*** anyway...rather watch the some reruns on tv
3
LomentMomentumApr 10, 2026
+2
So *that’s* why she decided to upended her husband’s no-talk-about-he-who-shall-be-no-longer-named.
2
EdieVvApr 10, 2026
+2
"Lukewarm response" is much too generous.
2
OneSeaworthiness7768Apr 10, 2026
+2
I urge people not to even hate-watch this garbage.
2
promixrApr 10, 2026
+2
I have no direct evidence of this - but I’d be willing to bet anyone who has streamed this was curious to see how bad it was- and to make fun of it …
2
Exotic_Course_2597Apr 10, 2026
+2
"I really don't care, do you?"
2
CoverSuspicious5250Apr 10, 2026
+2
Lukewarm. Does that now mean frozen?
2
vroartApr 11, 2026
+2
There’s still awards seasons
2
Legitimate-Jelly3000Apr 11, 2026
+2
If she confessed to her relationship with maxwell and epsiten perhaps it would get more views
2
KeyVehicle4500Apr 11, 2026
+2
**Yes, the 2026 documentary** ***Melania*** **(full title often given as** ***Melania: Twenty Days to History*****) is widely considered a box office flop.**
It was a Brett Ratner-directed film chronicling Melania Trump's life in the roughly 20 days leading up to Donald Trump's second inauguration in January 2025. Amazon MGM Studios acquired the rights for about **$40 million** and spent another **\~$35 million** on marketing, for a total cost in the **$75 million** range.
# Box Office Performance
* **Domestic (US & Canada)**: \~$16.3–16.4 million
* **International**: Very low, around $0.2–0.3 million (e.g., poor showings in the UK; pulled from theaters in South Africa before release)
* **Worldwide total**: \~$16.5–16.7 million
2
EchoRock_9053Apr 10, 2026
+1
I’ve seen all the Sharknados and even I didn’t bother
1
CoolbluegatoradeyummApr 10, 2026
+1
I laughed out loud when I saw this and couldn’t scroll faster
1
EccohawkApr 10, 2026
+1
Shocked. I'm shocked. Well not that shocked.
1
Flimsy-Sprinkles7331Apr 10, 2026
+1
Better things to do with my time...like cleaning out the lint from my navel.
1
malac0da13Apr 10, 2026
+1
Luke warm??? But they sold so many tickets!!!
1
HeatWaveToTheCrowdApr 10, 2026
+1
I'd rather watch a colonoscopy live. Or Dude, Where's My Car on repeat.
1
naitch44Apr 12, 2026
+1
I’d rather do colonoscopy prep again than watch this.
1
RagnarawrApr 10, 2026
+1
Does the documentary cover how she got sold to Trump, or is it one of those bullshit documentaries to whitewash history?
1
pre_punApr 10, 2026
+1
any warmth was probably vasodilation from that evening's drinks
1
BugsyMcNugApr 10, 2026
+1
I remember Amazon said it was trending number one and I thought "this is probably a lie"
1
Famous-Song1233Apr 10, 2026
+1
That means people are comfortable watching at home, so that they won’t be embarrassed in public. Kinda like you say you hate that song, but be at home dancing in the mirror when it comes on.
1
Middleof613290Apr 10, 2026
+1
I watched it. It’s super hilarious. It’s odd in a way that is magical.
1
Additional_Cap72Apr 10, 2026
+1
First Lady’s documentary receives lukewarm streaming like her Husband’s diaper…
1
One-Abbreviations339Apr 11, 2026
+1
I didn’t catch it?
1
Great_ApezApr 11, 2026
+1
lol nobody cares about her almost as much as they hate him 😆 delusional
1
aligera1Apr 11, 2026
+1
Me imagino a todos los funcionarios viendo el documental por mandato oficial
1
SeanOTGApr 11, 2026
+1
I fell asleep watching Amazon prime video and I woke up and this shit was already like a third of the way through, I stopped the video and turned off the TV. Then I was pissed off thinking Amazon's intentionally queuing this trash on autoplay and they're going to be like oh people are watching it lol
1
exqueezemenowApr 11, 2026
+1
It got a response???
1
exile29Apr 11, 2026
+1
Was watching something on Prime Video. Fell asleep. Woke up during the first minutes of that turd of a movie. I guess auto play is how most of the "views" happen.
1
billybud77Apr 11, 2026
+1
MAGA men account for its ratings. They watched it, thinking it was going to be p**********.
1
lennyob1Apr 11, 2026
+1
I don't really care. Do you?
1
Double_Priority_2702Apr 11, 2026
+1
Not sure how this would work but would be great Karma if the gay/drag queen demo would attach to this and make it a thing (mockery /satire based ) .
1
piirtoeriApr 11, 2026
+1
I watched 25 minutes out of gross abject curiosity. I'll never get that back and should have kept reading Lord Of The Flies.
1
kaminopApr 11, 2026
+2
> kept reading Lord Of The Flies.
They’re also making a new movie about that.
2
piirtoeriApr 11, 2026
+2
Yeah it's aired in Britain already last month and will be on Netflix I guess. Which is a pleasant surprise because I was unaware of this fact when I started last week. I have like 30 pages left.
2
obwanabeApr 12, 2026
+1
The US dropped the biggest bomb ever, made in America, on Iran. They dropped a case of DVDs of the Melania move.
1
GimpyGeekApr 12, 2026
+1
Same amount as it did in theaters even though they astroturfed the rotten tomatoes reviews it's honestly shocking to me that they've put zero effort into moderating the obvious bot accounts off too.
In varying forms of media I've seen the critics and the consumer reviews differ wildly once in a while but you can't sit there and tell me the "viewers" on there aren't bots, and continuing to allow Melania's fake reviews diminishes the reputation for a review site that they are if you ask me.
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