The conservative sub is so mad about this like Trump hasn't wished death on so many people
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NaBrO-BariumApr 5, 2026
+265
SNL didn’t outright say it, just hinted at it. Meanwhile it’s ok for the president to wish death upon a fellow American citizen. Why tf did we end up electing such an anti-American person to the position of presidency?
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SleepingguitarmanApr 5, 2026
+55
Always cracks me up when these maga politican election ads play and say things like "America First" followed by "Pro Trump".
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NaBrO-BariumApr 6, 2026
+7
It’s the same crowd that would deport Jesus to CECOT. The cognitive dissonance is truly amazing.
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crashoverniteApr 5, 2026
+49
This, from the crowd complaining that comedy was becoming too PC.
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rraattbbooyyApr 5, 2026
+77
Hypocrisy is one of the main pillars of the maga movement.
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drfunkenstien014Apr 5, 2026
+21
Like THEY don’t constantly wish death on other people
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Soggy-Type-1704Apr 5, 2026
+16
Worse. They started a war ( that conservatively will cost 1000’s of lives ) just to cover up a sex scandal.
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allanon1105Apr 5, 2026
+23
They can take a hike with their outrage after Trump’s social media post after Robert Mueller’s death.
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GuySmithApr 5, 2026
+9
Trump goes on Twitter and Truth daily and threatens so many lives. I think honestly we should be allowed to say what we want about him.
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MonolithicBabyApr 5, 2026
+8
Who gives a shit what dumbass bad faith actors have to say? F*** em.
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teksticalApr 6, 2026
+3
It's fine for Trump r*** kids in their eyes. He can do whatever he wants.
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dante_gherie10996 days ago
+2
im surprised the joke didnt go over their heads
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nikonwill6 days ago
+2
I don't give a f*** what those degenerates think anymore. All bets are off after the way they've acted for the last 10 years.
2
keefkolaApr 6, 2026
+4
Wished death, celebrated death, and even caused death. That’s not good karma
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Necessary-Praline-91Apr 6, 2026
-6
says the guy who thinks lobotomies weren't that bad because of other treatments that replaced them and "that we just have to let the science develop before making a clear judgement"
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[deleted]Apr 6, 2026
+1
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Necessary-Praline-91Apr 6, 2026
-1
what does vomiting all this information have to do with the conversation that started it
reasonable Listnookor: "I'm not saying all therapy is bad...holding therapy is bad. Beth promoted it for a long time. It's bad to suffocate children with blankets until they die..."
your response: "So are lobotomies... we have to let the science evolve before making a clear judgment."
was never about if any good came from them, and that's not even what you are implying in the above anyways, moving the goal posts like a loser. Throwing out a bunch of AI gathered research into the history of lobotomies has nothing to do with you saying that these torturous methods just needed time to develop for good to come from them. Your implication is clearly that they are justified as much as you want to pretend it isn't. at best you are horrendous at forming a coherent thought and at worst someone promoting violent touture because the ends justify the means
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keefkolaApr 6, 2026
+2
I’m not the one stalking people on entertainment forums. That’s the loser shit.
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LeatherfacesChainsawApr 6, 2026
+3
People are weird
3
FlounderKind82676 days ago
Damn, man. I'm sorry your crying isn't popular with others 😔 maybe try crying more about it?
0
MrTwoPumpChumpApr 6, 2026
+3
The conservative sub isn’t even real on Listnook. It’s just left wing people trolling bot accounts. Any actual right wing maga dipshit is long off of Listnook
3
upfromashesApr 5, 2026
+478
The crowd went wild for that one.
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nciscokidApr 5, 2026
+146
He had it coming
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AZWheels89Apr 5, 2026
+29
And then he RAN into my knife! He RAN into my knife TEN TIMES!!
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BoolImAGhostApr 5, 2026
+56
He only had himself to blame
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NedKellysWelderApr 5, 2026
+41
If you'da been there, if you'da seen it
I betcha would have DONE the same.
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TeacherOfThingsOddApr 5, 2026
+16
We both.. We both... We both reached for..
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Andovars_GhostApr 5, 2026
+201
“Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”
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joshspoonApr 5, 2026
+21
Was president Lincoln ok?
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PoorDamnChoicesApr 5, 2026
+25
No, they hit him in the butt with a hammer until he died.
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nerfhammer1981Apr 5, 2026
+13
He's breakin' my butt! Dont break my butt!
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Nice_Marmot_7Apr 5, 2026
+8
What are you doing skinny? What are you doing you fat piece of shit?
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MysticXApr 6, 2026
+5
Oh, Hamlet, Hamlet, Hamlet...
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thelongernowApr 6, 2026
+3
OH MY F****** GOD HAMLET I JUST SAW A VAMPIRE
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AFisfulOfPeanutsApr 6, 2026
+5
“Listen to your woman, Joooohhhhnnn”
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DebalicApr 5, 2026
+3
To shreds, you say?
3
zorionek0Apr 5, 2026
+6
He went to a big farm upstate
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Punchable_Hair6 days ago
+2
He was fine, Ralph.
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joshspoon6 days ago
+2
Ding Ding Ding
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PresidentialDiapersApr 5, 2026
+1
Lincoln just has a lot on his mind.
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joe2tehfoApr 5, 2026
+1
Good thing he had such a great friend to help him clear his head
1
rraattbbooyyApr 5, 2026
+68
Sic semper tyrannis.
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aggasalkApr 5, 2026
+9
If only
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HungerSTGF6 days ago
+1
With a mortar launcher
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SwingKey35996 days ago
+1
oh you silly billy, sic semper Tyrannosaurus you mean.
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Much_Guest_7195Apr 5, 2026
+42
Did the headline seem convoluted for anyone else? I only made the Lincoln connection after watching the video and appreciating the delivery.
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damecafecitoApr 5, 2026
+15
I thought about the plot of Chicago and “He had it coming…” Didn’t think about Lincoln until this comment thread.
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lsb10274 days ago
+1
Che said something along the lines of “I think it’s cool that the president goes to the theater, I mean what’s the worst that could happen? …”
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damecafecito4 days ago
+1
I was just going off of the headline, as is listnook tradition…
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BabyOnTheStairsApr 6, 2026
+3
Nah the last bit is pretty on the nose
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OgthaChristieApr 6, 2026
+2
Nope. I got it immediately.
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cleantoe6 days ago
Yes, and I still am not sure what the joke is after reading the article.
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