Michigan man sentenced to 30 years for killing his groomsman on wedding day

Judge - 'the two of you have fucked yourselves and that's good enough for me.'

They didn't report it until the next day...they fucked that night.

Next season, on Fargo

Found QT’s burner\^\^\^\^

It's ok..I misread this initially article initially as being that the groomsman killed the groom.

Some people seem to have some deep seated tendencies towards violence that comes out when their inhibitions are lowered whether just drunk or blackout drunk. Personally, I have a deep seated desire to eat tacos and I will walk multiple miles to get them before going home to eat them. Besides some acid reflux, seems to work out much better.

Blackout me cleans the house! It's like a gift to my sober self. I love her

Yeah like...Blackout Me does her skincare routine before bed, lays out fresh clothes and leaves water on the side table. (Sober me does none of these things regularly lmao)

I just tell everyone how much I love them then pass out after eating

I’ve only been blackout a couple of times, but once I woke up and could NOT, for the life of me, find my wallet or keys. I was staying at my then-boyfriend’s apartment and it was within walking distance to my work, so no biggie, just left my car in the parking lot. Later that day I called him to ask if he knew where I put my wallet the night before. He said, “yeah, in the refrigerator. With your shoes.”

I've only been black out drunk once. It was scary and surreal to not remember a single thing. Evidently, I was polite, friendly, courteous and I walked a couple of my Dad's friends home, and then ran an errand for one, then read a book and went to bed. lol. Quite the party animal.

I’ve only blacked out once, and I took photos of my two friends making out in the bathroom. They were both in relationships with other people at the time.

It's been years, but the last I checked, my black-out self also called a cab and then maybe ate taco bell. I've never gotten anywhere close to this.

The cleaning edit reminds me of college. I lived in our frat's house, where we had Sunday chapter meetings each week. One Saturday night we came home from the bars and the house was spotless, setup with all the chairs for meeting, with a mop bucket and our buddy Mitch passed out drunk on the couch. Mitch blacked out so hard he deep cleaned the living room/kitchen and prepared for meeting 18 hours early.

One time I blacked out on the way to a bar, woke up the next day safe in my bed (the last thing I remembered was walking in the direction of a bar after pregaming pretty hard with my friend). But my phone was full of missed calls because my friend was supposed to sleep on my couch that night. Apparently shortly after we got to the bar, I stood up and said “I need to leave” and just left without saying anything else. My friend stayed and waited for the friends we were meeting there and then tried to come back to my place later but I had locked the door and didn’t wake up to his knocking or phone calls. I simultaneously felt so terrible and guilty about locking my friend out, but also so proud of my blacked out self for apparently recognizing that I was too far gone and needed to get home safely asap

My blackout me does karaoke and maybe will smoke a cigarette even though I quit years ago. 🤷🏼‍♂️

The last time I got blackout drunk (8 years ago) I broke my best friend's jaw (over a woman) and he threw me off a third floor balcony. I broke 7 bones in that fall. I managed to get dry and clean, he died four years later in a shooting in Cambodia, while high or drunk, no doubt.

Hear you. My stages of drunk are: 1. “Funny” jokes 2. Ribald jokes 3. Laughing at people’s stories 4. Falling asleep on the couch 5. Getting a ride home

The last time I was hammered my fiance climbed into bed with me I mumbled "I will NOT be taken advantage of in my weakened state" then promptly passed out. Consent is s***, I guess 🤷🤣

Unconscious uncoupling?

Hey! That man works hard at the business factory!

true, then it is a legal honor killing.