“insisting that the US has “total control” of the situation.”
“warned in a press conference on Tuesday that Iran is “holding the whole world hostage”
Pick. One.
1396
ABetterKamahl1234May 6, 2026
+482
The enemy must always be the most dangerous thing but also woefully weak and incompetent.
482
Violet-SumireMay 6, 2026
+122
We must always be the strongest, but everyone must help us.
122
drelmelMay 6, 2026
+48
“Thus, by a continuous shifting of focus, the enemy is at one moment a totalitarian super-state of unimagined power, and at the next a ridiculous rabble incapable of common sense.”
The power of doublethink
48
sassygirl101May 6, 2026
+5
We are in fact living in the 1984 novel.
5
sf-ketoMay 6, 2026
+6
MAGA is like the Olympic champions of mental gymnastics. More contradiction & dissonance in Trump’s statements than Anton Webern’s 12-tone concerto.
How they manage it all without total collapse is astounding.
6
TheRealPancettaMay 5, 2026
+2155
So market new all time high. Got it. Nuclear war and it goes +100%?
2155
NonGNonMMay 5, 2026
+777
I think about this one a lot https://i.imgur.com/uaDDgYn.jpeg
777
DemosthenesOrNahMay 5, 2026
+325
Thats up there with this one: https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/036/647/Screen_Shot_2021-03-01_at_2.28.39_PM.png
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AschebescherMay 5, 2026
+99
This is so on point it's depressing.
99
DickelPick69May 5, 2026
+37
I’m too dumb. ELI mentally disabled
37
EliminateThePennyMay 5, 2026
+85
Person A says 'maybe relying on poor countries to dangerously harvest and recycle precious minerals from our old phones isn't great' and person B replies 'sure, i bet you're writing this from one of those phones that's going to get recycled, right? why not give it up now?'.
I guarantee you've seen one of these in the wild before.
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Far_Action_8569May 6, 2026
+34
This reminds me of when notch (guy who made Minecraft) was shitting on indie devs who don't make their own game engines from scratch. Comments in the replies turned it back on notch for using Java and not writing his own programming language in assembly code, or not making his own operating system to run his game. Eventually it reached the point where if you're not mining the silicon yourself and etching out your own gpu/cpu, you're not making videogames right. Silly stuff
34
UnHumanoMay 6, 2026
+39
There is also a music production analogy:
“I thought using loops was cheating, so I programmed my own using samples. I then thought using samples was cheating, so I recorded real drums. I then thought that programming it was cheating, so I learned to play drums for real. I then thought using bought drums was cheating, so I learned to make my own. I then thought using premade skins was cheating, so I killed a goat and skinned it. I then thought that that was cheating too, so I grew my own goat from a baby goat. I also think that is cheating, but I’m not sure where to go from here. I haven’t made any music lately, what with the goat farming and all.”
39
Niller1May 6, 2026
+5
Gordon Ramsay isnt a chef, he is just the last guy in the production line.
5
imnotlovely4 days ago
+2
"To make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
\-Carl Sagan
2
mmarkklarMay 6, 2026
+8
We really should be using phones and things longer, it should be required that all mobile devices have user replaceable batteries. We’ve reached the point where processing power requirements have plateaued for most users, so in an ideal world we’d be reworking the market to allow for longer service lives.
8
v0-zMay 6, 2026
+3
Or when you say "we should boycott x company" and someone says "oh shut up there's no ethical consumption in capitalism" which I honestly feel like those are all bots, cause I can't stand when anyone says that, like oh f*** it f*** everything then just live like slaves ok sure np
3
KageStarMay 6, 2026
+34
[You're not dumb it makes more sense when you see the rest of the panels for context.](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1259257-we-should-improve-society-somewhat)
34
rohithkumarspMay 6, 2026
+11
That makes more sense lol
11
AllaplgyMay 5, 2026
+113
Poor person suggests improving society somewhat. "Enlightened" person argues that they can not suggest that, as they live within that society, and are therefore dependent on that society, and to suggest it could be improved is to be ungrateful towards what society has "provided" them, or to suggest fixing something that isn't broken. It's a parody of a common debate tactic, especially online.
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DickelPick69May 6, 2026
+15
Thanks!
15
SeafeaMay 6, 2026
+8
i'm slightly disappointed they cut off the bottom, where the guy is popping up out of a well. I love that little joke.
8
Pristine_JuiceMay 5, 2026
+23
What is this? It says it's not available in my region.
23
shakygatorMay 5, 2026
+106
A comic that says:
> Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
106
VerminSupreme-2020May 5, 2026
+86
I miss when the Internet was a world wide web
86
billytheskiddMay 5, 2026
+39
[this content is blocked in your region]
39
KakeLinMay 5, 2026
+15
Geolocking is somehow just as dumb as the trump war
15
Jaded-Distance_May 5, 2026
+51
Imgur. TIL it's geo blocked in the UK.
It's the picture of a guy in a ragged suit by a campfire with a few younger people. With the caption.
"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
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NonGNonMMay 5, 2026
+28
*IMGUR* is geo blocked??? I
28
SapirWhorfHypothesisMay 5, 2026
+14
You what? You what??
God damn… they really got him 😢
14
MalevolentFerretMay 5, 2026
+19
Didn’t want to deal with our frankly insane “child protection” laws.
19
NonGNonMMay 5, 2026
+16
insane. UK is going nuts lately. idk who these laws are serving. I thought their MP system was better than ours I guess not.
16
viZtEhhMay 6, 2026
+7
Palantir
7
UsagiTsukinoMay 5, 2026
+11
I thought about the same and wasn't disappointed when I clicked the link.
11
yamanagashiMay 5, 2026
+19
It’s *never* nuclear war. But the *threat*, ah yes the threat… that creams the market’s drawers for sure. Keeps the economy going it does. Money in pockets of the wealthy, fear in the hearts of everyone else. Breads and circuses. Only the bread is stale and moldy, the circus all played out and tired and drunk besides.
19
-Dutch-Crypto-May 5, 2026
+39
During wars billions get pumped into industries, so it isn't bad for business. Economies after will take the hit.
39
Tronn3000May 5, 2026
+50
Market is likely pricing in inflation due to oil shocks. It's going higher because it knows that money will be worth less than normal in the future, which in turn means companies are valued higher, because inflation.
It was the same thing during the COVID recovery
50
NapalmBurnMay 5, 2026
+31
"Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Take this empty glass. Here it is, peaceful, serene and boring. But if it is [*Pushes glass off table*] destroyed… [*robot cleaners move to clean broken glass*] Look at all these little things. So busy now. Notice how each one is useful. What a lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people who'll be able to feed their children tonight so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny weeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain…of life."—Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
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iamalextMay 5, 2026
+10
I seem to recall that he can’t exactly find a robot to pat him on the back and is saved by the very priest he was lecturing…
10
CordeCosumnesMay 5, 2026
+11
I like the Fifth Element enough to watch it whenever I come across it, even if I've missed nearly the first half. But, I don't know it well enough to quote it besides some small bit lines.
Yet, I somehow knew what this was from, could picture who was saying it, and see the scene in my mind.
11
NapalmBurnMay 6, 2026
+9
Gary Oldman kills it. Every. Scene.
"Look, it's easy. Look at my fingers: four stones, four creates! Zero stones, zero crates!“
9
EmergencyCucumber905May 6, 2026
+5
👌ZEEERRO CRAAAATES!!!👌
5
greitonMay 5, 2026
+23
market wont go down until profits go down, gas prices were kept low from reserve releases through Q1. Q2/Q3 reporting is where we might see retractions in the market if the straight remains closed and reserves run dry.
If the war ends this month, the long term effects will be minimal. If it keeps going though, eventually we will start seeing the main street economic pain impact wall street profits. service sector losses first, think grub hub, uber, disney parks, etc. then it will move into banking, which will cause a disruption in loan availability, and any bubbles being propped up with unprofitable companies would be the last to go. this could happen fast, or it could take years to propagate through the market.
23
jetogillMay 5, 2026
+19
It took over a year for the shocks from the 1973 oil embargo to work through the system. The war could end today,and the long term effects aren't being minimal. The US would still be selling gits inventories of gas, diesel, and jet fuel for the next three months,and when harvest time comes the extra cost for fertilizer will be priced into the market. Tomorrow the inventory numbers for gas and diesel will be published, so expect another increase tomorrow. Even Trump's own energy department expects gas prices to remain elevated through the end of next year.
19
Individual_Section_6May 5, 2026
+136
Wars are never bad for the stock market. Learn some investing history
136
FlakyPineapple2843May 5, 2026
+248
Rule of Acquisition 34: War is good for business.
Rule of Acquisition 35: Peace is good for business.
248
twitterfluechtlingMay 5, 2026
+47
A man of culture, I see
47
FlakyPineapple2843May 5, 2026
+34
They may be amoral and greedy, but the Ferengi have a knack for often seeing things as they truly are.
34
drdoom52May 5, 2026
+23
> the Ferengi have a knack for often seeing things as they truly are.
Not really. They're entirely a commentary on the stupidity of "profit at any cost" capitalism, and regularly fail to grasp obvious concepts (such as how a system that prioritizes profit will aways reward capital holders at the expense of people without established wealth, to quote Rom "Ferengi don't want to end the exploitation, they want to be the ones doing the exploiting").
But their need to make a profit does sometimes allow them to avoid traps more ideologically motivated individuals often fall into.
23
noir_lordMay 5, 2026
+5
Iirc the Fernengi was deliberately intended to be Wall Street turned to 11.
It was the 80’s and Reaganomics was in full swing.
5
KakeLinMay 5, 2026
+5
DS9 was underrated
5
theStaircaseProjectMay 5, 2026
+8
I’ve been binging DS9 for the first time the last few months. Their entire archetype is one of black-and-white, zero-sum thinking. That can work in some situations but they are entirely a commentary on people who struggle to understand nuance.
8
DroopyPandaMay 5, 2026
+12
What about Rule 34?
12
mrducky80May 6, 2026
+3
There is more information about inflation due to the pressures of oil scarcity under trump. Google "rule 34 Donald trump inflation" to find out more
3
Escape-artist-43May 5, 2026
+5
“Literally can’t go t*** up” except it’s not a meme
5
xantubMay 5, 2026
+3
It's easy to get them confused.
3
EasyPriority8724May 5, 2026
+3
Worthy of a strip a Latinum any day!
3
atreidesspiritMay 5, 2026
+8
Came for this.
8
lwp775May 5, 2026
+2
S&P 500 set a new record because the cease fire is holding “enough.”
2
OG_WillikerMay 5, 2026
+19
Factually untrue
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DrPsyz9May 5, 2026
+12
How about oil shocks?
12
KhaldaraMay 5, 2026
+14
“What if we doubled the cost of jet fuel and told our knuckle dragging nitwits it was Joe Biden or some shit. I mean, they’re f****** dumb, why not, right?”
14
lanfordrMay 5, 2026
+30
You see the economy is doing really good, best it's ever done. Better than it did under sleepy Joe. Oil campanies are making record profits, never made more and we have more oil than any other nation. Our wonderful military industrial complex is about to get a massive infusion of cash from dear old Uncle Sam. In fact my dear buddy Zaslav just got a 300% raise. Now if the economy was bad, would he have gotten a 300% raise?
What's that? People can't afford groceries or to fill up their tank? Oh don't pay attention to that, those are the idiots too stupid to ask for a small multimillion dollar interest free loan from their dad. What losers! - Trump (probably)
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TooCoherentMay 5, 2026
+9
Too coherent
9
OreoMooMay 6, 2026
+2
Also far too little text dedicated to both how awesome Trump is and how terribly he's treated and how awful anyone who doesn't tell him he's their personal Jesus suck.
2
Soft_Author2593May 5, 2026
+4
to the moon
4
Fossome_1May 5, 2026
+3
We’re all fucked.
3
fartonistoMay 5, 2026
+3
Don’t worry. A big correction is on the way. Volatility is the new norm.
3
StockCasinoMemberMay 5, 2026
+5
Think of all the jobs and spending. And that doesn’t even get into when prices are raised and then peace is made. Leave the prices the same and reap the profits.
5
Gooser3000May 5, 2026
+40
UAE won’t be happy. They spent that last 40 years building a safe Middle East destination for international travelers to frequent and blow money.
40
Whole-Cookie-7754May 6, 2026
+16
Putting all your trust on the US seems to been a bad move for them.
16
DecembersDragonsMay 5, 2026
+844
Russia vs Ukraine - millions of casualties. Carnage.
USA vs Iran - A few thousand dead. Then blockade the world's most important shipping lane together. Yell at each other.
844
LateralEntryMay 5, 2026
+252
Option 2 sounds way better
252
CielmerlionMay 5, 2026
+309
Ain't an option. We've got both
309
SunChungShanMay 6, 2026
+13
Option 3: China vs Taiwan
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UnPerroTransparenteMay 6, 2026
+2
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Waiting_Puppy6 days ago
+2
Option 2 will mean a lot of people starve or will go through malnutrition, I think. Tragedy all around.
2
alltheblarmyfiddlestMay 5, 2026
+4
You forgot the part where Iran just lashes out to several Arab nations in MENA.
UAE has had enough of Iran's Islamic Republic bullshit.
4
GalaghanMay 5, 2026
+90
The Hormuz Strait is not the world's most important shipping lane lol. Sure it's important, but there are others more crucial.
90
legbreakerMay 5, 2026
+96
Most other critical shipping lanes you can sail around it. Adds a week or two to transit times.
This one is special for being the only way in. There is no longer route.
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Haplo12345May 5, 2026
+20
The longer route is over land first, then over other ocean routes. It's just orders of magnitude slower (and therefore largely not viable) because there's not infrastructure in place to facilitate a large volume of overland traffic for it.
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kelppie35May 5, 2026
+34
I understand your and the other posters logic, but as a poster in the other thought camp I want to say while that's a valid option the land routes are still within the threat envelopes of Iranian weapons. Trains can't move as much as ships as efficiently, and are targets. In fact their tracks or roads are more vulnerable relative to ships, as north Korea has shown many times blowing up Japan's oceans, waterways are self fixing.
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bloodyREDburgerMay 5, 2026
+5
pipelines are more efficient than trains for moving liquid, but are even more vulnerable unless you're into ~~underground railroads~~ subways
5
ABetterKamahl1234May 6, 2026
+2
And those too are vulnerable unless you get into some really deep boring tunnels, and those are both costly but also still a weakness if a foe knows of their location or can simply sabotage.
2
MarkNutt25May 5, 2026
+23
There are a grand total of *two* pipelines that can be used to bypass the Strait of Hormuz. One of them just so happens to terminate in Fujairah, UAE... the port that Iran just attacked.
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alltheblarmyfiddlestMay 5, 2026
+7
Well that checks out.
7
HCAndroidsonMay 5, 2026
+56
Its certainly important enough.
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JeezieBMay 5, 2026
+19
It's important enough that gas jumped to $2.18 per litre where I live. My toonie won't even get me a litre!
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CanuckPandaMay 5, 2026
+24
Just a reminder that we Canadians get almost no gas from Iraq/Iran/the UAE/Qatar. We’re a net exporter and over 80% of our petroleum is sourced domestically.
Gas going up is because corporations are greedy assholes. Iran is just an excuse.
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rematarMay 5, 2026
+16
It's a global market with a current shortage that is 2-3x greater than the 1973 oil embargo. Our government cutting taxes will create shortages earlier.
https://youtu.be/f353QO5Dgus?si=oaxrOdzNoE0TOKWv
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rhunter99May 6, 2026
+4
I wish we (🇨🇦) had a public option that delivered affordable gas to Canadians
4
ABetterKamahl1234May 6, 2026
+12
We sold that because the poor poor O&G companies were threatened.
The provincial and feds *really* love to sell off our national assets to private sector profits.
Hell, my province for a short time *paid* a corporation to harvest our trees. Literally paid them to make money from selling logs.
Cons are the worst for it, but Liberals aren't that far removed either.
12
noir_lordMay 5, 2026
+8
Price is going up because (despite differences in type) oil is a fungible good, less supply with same demand results in a price increase in the short term.
Corporations are greedy assholes though but the price rise was a predictable outcome of the stupid thing and why no previous administration *did the stupid thing*.
8
juicadoneMay 5, 2026
+12
The oil/gas prices are saying it's pretty damn important though(all the while exploiting it to make recotd profits, but it's still an important spot)
12
KeldarisMay 6, 2026
+4
Just wait till food prices around the world start going up due to low yields.
People are focused on oil, but seem to be forgetting that a massive portion of both fertilizer and some of its main ingredients(Urea/Sulphur) travel through Hormuz. Fertilizer prices are up 15%+ already,
4
ABetterKamahl1234May 6, 2026
+2
> Just wait till food prices around the world start going up due to low yields.
Some local places aren't stocking Tomatoes as the market price went up by around 4-5x for the same crate due to a massive crop issue this season.
2
LaughingDog711May 5, 2026
+3
$80 didn’t even fill the rig yesterday 😤
3
stuartullmanMay 5, 2026
+15
“we’re just getting started” , youre comparing a war thats lasted years, some say more that a decade, with one that started a few months ago. and sadly if both sides decide not to end it it will end up being millions
15
EtheriusMay 6, 2026
+3
The strait of Hormuz is not the worlds most important shipping lane
It is the world’s most important \*contested\* shipping lane.
It’s one of the four most important waterways but if the strait of malacca or Panama Canal were ever closed, I think China would stop playing the diplomat.
3
boot2skullMay 5, 2026
+230
Doesn’t the GOP have some kind of 60 day deadline? Is Iran trolling to push them past the deadline?
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JamboroMay 5, 2026
+329
We're past it. Hegseth says it's irrelevant, and that we've started a "new" 60 day window since this blockade is a "new" operation.
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[deleted]May 5, 2026
+170
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Morgannin09May 5, 2026
+64
It works how Trump says it works because nobody in the GOP wants to stop him. Emperor's New Laws.
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porizjMay 5, 2026
+77
If you get drunk enough often enough, it’ll start making sense.
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[deleted]May 5, 2026
+26
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Impossible_Run1867May 5, 2026
+20
Not as drunk as Pete's been since January.
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[deleted]May 5, 2026
+12
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Impossible_Run1867May 5, 2026
+12
WI born MN raised. I don't try and compete with professional alcoholics, it's a fools errand.
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rithrawrMay 6, 2026
+2
He probably went home to beat his wife after too.
Pete had to go to court to swear he didn't beat his wife. lol what a joke.
2
__redruMMay 5, 2026
+14
It’s likely not, the Supreme Court would have to say. But until the impeachment starts, nothing changing.
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MechasteelMay 5, 2026
+14
That in fact is the way it works. In theory it would be a blatant violation resulting in impeachment, conviction, jailtime. However Congress won't do that.
Thankfully, there's a failsafe for that too. See the voters could kick out the congresscritters. Too bad the voters\* are OK with that.
\*the US has a weird representation system where people are lumped into groups, allowing for 75% of votes to be ignored because there's two rounds of voting where half the votes can be discarded.
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The_Bitter_BearMay 5, 2026
+3
I'm sure Congress is going to be all over it.......
3
newfor_2026May 6, 2026
+3
by congress not taking actions, they are implicitly giving him permission to continue the war.
3
LockNo2943May 6, 2026
+6
Sounds like he found out the infinite war glitch, lawmakers hate it!
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ZaynaraMay 6, 2026
+2
trump can just end a war, declare it over, then start a new one, keep refreshing that 60 day timer, again, and again, right? whos gonna stop him, not the gop
2
moosekin16May 5, 2026
+57
Well, technically. The War Powers resolution of 1973 says that the President can perform limited "unauthorized" military action, but then the President has to:
1. send a report to Congress within 48 hours of the military action starting to justify it
2. stop hostilities within 60 days of initiating military operations *if* Congress does not approve further action
"Unauthorized" military operations means "military conflict not approved by Congress", because in the USA Congress is supposed to have the power to declare war (note: the USA has not formally declared war since WW2). The *idea* behind the War Powers Resolution is that the President can quickly react to military threats and not have to wait around for Congress to vote on action. Of course, like everything, Trump and his cabinet are abusing this power.
Trump bombed Iran on Feb 28, was in open conflict for several weeks, then on April 13 started a full naval blockade. Then there was a ceasefire, and it broke today. Hegseth is arguing to Congress that the ceasefire "reset" the clock on the 60 day deadline. Which is bullshit, of course. We started blockading Iran before the ceasefire started, and a blockade is an act of war.
The question, of course, is what happens now? The Supreme Court has already declared that the only entity with the power to hold the President accountable is Congress. So... it's up to Congress to decide what happens next. And as of so far, Congress has not stopped Trump. Since whether or not Trump broke the law is up to Congress to punish, if they don't do anything, then Trump can continue doing whatever the f*** he wants with Iran.
My theory: the Republican-controlled Congress will agree with Hegseth's argument that "we had a ceasefire which resets the timer", refuse to say Trump is doing anything wrong, and continue allowing Trump to do this weird back-and-forth war with Iran. At least for now. They (the GOP and Trump and his cabinet) need time to figure out their next steps and what exactly they want to happen.
My crackpot, conspiracy theory: Trump and the Republicans are hoping to keep the war going on and off again to the midterms, so they can pull some legal bullshit out of nowhere to absolutely f*** with our elections somehow. I don't think they'll try anything as dumb as canceling the elections outright (too complicated to get into now), but they'll use the "We're at war with Iran!" angle as an excuse to pull some extra-fascist shit.
tl;dr: it's up to Congress to decide what happens when Trump ignores the 60 day deadline. They might decide to do nothing and let Trump continue his on-again-off-again war with Iran for as long as it is useful.
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downforce_dudeMay 5, 2026
+30
I think the war powers given by Congress to the President need to be reigned in, but it’s also worth noting Trump isn’t really exceeding his authority already granted via precedent.
Clinton and Obama both exceeded the 60 day threshold with Kosovo and Libya respectively. Obama’s administration specifically made the “no boots on the ground” argument in defense of why they didn’t need congressional authorization.
I think the underlying issues are that warfare moves quicker, is more complicated and nuanced in the 20th and 21st century than it was in the 18th century; and Congress neither trusts the opposition party to argue in good faith against a hypothetical war in the national interest nor wants to go on record supporting said war (both for domestic political reasons).
I don’t think the War Power Act will be reformed, but the AUMF probably should be. So many of America’s political problems is because Congress has heavily abrogated their role.
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GeorgeWashingfunMay 5, 2026
+15
The 60 day deadline is ultimately meaningless. Every president has ignored the War Powers Resolution because they consider it unconstitutional.
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hibikikunMay 5, 2026
+184
How is it beneficial to Iran to break a ceasefire?
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tophernatorMay 5, 2026
+557
The ceasefire was agreed and Iran announced that they were opening the strait, then Trump said “we’re still going to blockade ships from Iranian ports”, then Iran said “well then *we’re* still going to shoot at any other ships”. Trump tried the whole military e***** idea, Iran shot at the ships but destroyers are really good at intercepting drones and missiles, so they shot at UAE instead.
So it’s not that they necessarily *want* to break the ceasefire. But they definitely don’t want to let Trump dictate the terms.
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jasta07May 5, 2026
+85
No the destroyers are*perfect* at intercepting drones and missiles.
The problem with perfection is you've only got to screw up once.
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justlurkshereMay 6, 2026
+9
Functionally they are very good at this, but the economy of it doesn’t scale.
9
TheSnydaManMay 6, 2026
+79
And Israel bombed Labanon despite it being in the terms not to
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Grand-Dot-9851May 6, 2026
+36
Yep, just mindlessly bombing Lebanon for absolutely no reason.
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Infinite219May 6, 2026
+7
I mean it wouldn’t be a first time for them
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toe_rifficMay 6, 2026
+34
Yeah I don’t like the title of this post. It’s putting the onus of breaking the ceasefire on Iran when Israel and the US are still f****** about. Why wouldn’t they continue fighting if they are being blockaded? That’s literally an act of war. “You guys stop fighting, but we won’t” - US/Israel.
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rithrawrMay 6, 2026
+3
I can't believe the Art of The Deal didn't work.
It was taught in the famous Trump University.
3
CryptoThroway8205May 5, 2026
+20
Someone mentioned it was because the pipeline in the UAE is one of 2 pipelines that can be used to bypass the Strait of Hormuz. Iran figures if they're going to suffer everyone else is too since that's the best way to get leverage.
They haven't hit the Saudi one delivering some 6.5 million barrels a day, which I think is the other pipeline used to bypass Hormuz.
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theStaircaseProjectMay 5, 2026
+54
Adding ‘Iran bets on Polymarket’ to my bingo card.
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FroggyWentaCourtneyMay 5, 2026
+19
That's one way to get reparations
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duodequinquagesimumMay 5, 2026
+2
Hard to accomplish, Trump is literally in the advisory board of Polymarket.
2
broose_the_mooseMay 5, 2026
+58
Cause they know Taco Trump doesn’t want oil prices too high or US stuck in an extended conflict. They have all of the leverage and Trump is stuck. They’re basically saying, come to the negotiating table with more of our demands met or this conflict that you started continues until it tanks your economy and presidency.
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wjohngaltMay 5, 2026
+4
Taco Trump wants to protect his ego way more than he wants to avoid an extended conflict. He can have the blockade there for way longer to avoid the ridicule of letting Iran enrich uranium.
Iran doesn't have _all_ the leverage and Trump has options. And his options include doing things that he would prefer not to do, like prolonging the war. He doesn't lose options just by having preferences.
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KakeLinMay 5, 2026
+9
Everything is about his ego. EVERYTHING.
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globalvarsonlyMay 6, 2026
+2
Trump is waiting for a solution that:
* accomplishes pretty much what the JCPOA he tore up did
* gives him a military victory so he can feel like a tough guy
* doesn't require him to admit or accept he made any mistakes
And Iran is like "uh, yeah, what? look, we're ready to negotiate when you're serious"
2
EndersGameMay 6, 2026
+5
No, everything is about money. Trump can't wipe his own ass by himself and probably doesn't remember the names of any of his kids. Trump isn't the one making decisions and since he has dementia it wouldn't take much to stroke his ego. The Iran conflict has nothing to do with Trump's ego.
Its about money. Iran is profiting from the conflict, so is Russia, so is China, and so is Trump and his buddies. Its so obvious, the bad guys are working together to screw over everybody else. Its all theater, distractions, and market manipulation.
While this conflict continues, Bibi doesn't have to worry about his corruption trial and Iran doesn't have do worry about massive protests and Putin got sanctions removed and China is replacing the United States as a trusted world leader and Trump and his friends are making billions through market manipulation and distracting us from the Epstein files and everything else.
Are you guys really this blind? Its clear as day whats happening but all of you ignore the truth and just make fun of Trump for X,Y,Z. Trump is playing you for fools, he is getting the last laugh like he has his entire life. Your mistake is thinking he gives a f*** about his ego. He gives a f*** about money 1000X more. A narcissist can stroke his own ego anytime he wants.
While y'all laugh at him for every 'mistake' he makes, he is screwing us over and helping bad people profit. Isn't it hilarious? Lets laugh at the clown in clown makeup while he gets ready to r*** us. Talk about copium.
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newfor_2026May 6, 2026
+4
he wants money because it is his way of valuing himself. he equates the amount of money he has to his self worth. it's still about his ego.
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Grow_away_420May 5, 2026
+12
It's pretty clear there isn't much the US is willing to do to stop them. The blockade isn't going to force Iran to do anything for months. The US isn't going to send in ground troops or leave their ships in the barrel to get shot at. Continued bombing isn't going to accomplish anything but wasting more munitions and endangering pilots.
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Name_Taken_2017May 6, 2026
+3
I thought one ship was successfully escorted out of the strait? Cant be done repeatedly I guess?
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GrallochThisMay 6, 2026
+6
Reports are there were two ships successfully escorted on Monday.
Normal traffic would be about 130 per day.
And now e***** is paused due to today’s attacks.
Doesn’t feel like e***** is going to have a big impact unless something else changes.
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JesusWuta40ozMay 6, 2026
+3
"It's pretty clear there isn't much the US is willing to do to stop them. "
Its pretty clear the US can't stop them because the US military doesnt have the current deployed technology/weapons systems in handling large scale drone attacks. Its why Trump got all butt hurt when the news story came out that the gulf states and the US miltary were asking for Ukraine's help an expertise in dealing with it. He denied the US asked for any help but it was a lie. The US hasn't fully adapted toward the way a modern war in fought in Urkraine and Iran knows it.
3
Archius9May 6, 2026
+3
I’m pretty sure terms of the ceasefire was that Israel would stop attacking Lebanon and the never did so there never really was a ceasefire thanks to them.
3
HalbarasMay 6, 2026
+2
Because they correctly gauged that the US is unwilling to resume further hot war, since it will tank markets and markets are the only thing Trump pays attention to. Even Hegseth is handwaving the attack on Fujairah away.
The US has escalated on their side with the double blockade and trying to send warships through the strait, so Iran is reminding them that they will not be getting civilian oil tankers through without coming to a deal first. Targeting Fujiarah is simultaneously punishment for the UAE leaving OPEC, creates even more pressure for the US to get the Strait open via a quick deal, and is a brutal counter argument to Trump trying to pump markets instead of actually resolving the situation.
2
iaymnuMay 5, 2026
+62
This conflict is ridiculous but also my stocks are up which is even more absurd. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
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DragoonDMMay 5, 2026
+41
The Dow still hasn't gotten back above 50k yet, though, so we're still allowed to be upset about child sex trafficking for the moment.
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ElXavi2May 5, 2026
+6
Sell now, 'cause it's going to be a massacre.
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Sodacan259May 5, 2026
+2
You could instead put the money on bets predicting when investors are going to completely realise it's fucked (global bond markets are already fucked) and everything starts collapsing.
2
Wooden_Customer_8610May 5, 2026
+186
Uh US stated ceasefire is still in place. You calling them liars?
186
AccurateArcherfishMay 5, 2026
+87
Ceasefire ends when Trump says it ends! (Ignore all the bullets, bombs, and combat activity)
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qrayonsMay 5, 2026
+28
If he can identify a squirrel, he can identify a ceasefire.
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Sleepy_Witch_MapleMay 5, 2026
+21
I've kinda just tuned out anything the administration says about ceasefires or the state of the war since every statement is literally meaningless
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twitterfluechtlingMay 5, 2026
+26
Iran is disrupting Trumps rythm. Everyone knows Tuesday is TACO day. Iran ruined TACO day for Trump.
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chiqu3nMay 5, 2026
+9
They should start ruining it on Sundays before markets are open again so Trump's family and friends can't cashback all that bs
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ghostofkoziMay 5, 2026
+3
You're correct. The US has stated the ceasefire for the war that isn't a war that was won but wasn't a war that's over but never started because it's not a war is still in place.
3
RoyalScotsBeigeMay 5, 2026
+6
Well i wouldn’t call them truthers
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dingoshibaMay 5, 2026
+9
Love reading this headline on my layover in Dubai
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FoxDie-6May 6, 2026
+3
Oof
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Admiral_BallsackMay 5, 2026
+69
Wait, Trump said Iran had been obliterated and that the US had completely and totally won the war.
Was he, like..... lying???
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emmerMay 5, 2026
+7
WAIT, HE SAID HE HAD CONCEPTS OF WINNING A PLAN DID HE EVNE SAY TAHNK YOU??? 😂🤣😂
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Powerful_Put5667May 5, 2026
+18
There has never been a cease fire and Iran and the U.S. started going at it yesterday again. The whole cease fire propaganda thing is an effort to back Hegseth who claims they now get another 60 days to fund and continue the war since there
was a cease fire. It is all total BS people.
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KindGuy1978May 6, 2026
+5
This must be fake news. Trump told us that Iran has militarily been wiped out, with their ageing navy and airforce all totally destroyed. Just like the B2 raid last year set back their nuclear ambitions by decades.
5
SluggardStoneMay 6, 2026
+5
Trump doesn't know what's going on. Someone offered him a nickel, and he jumped at it.
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fen90derMay 5, 2026
+11
Trump says the US has 'total control of the situation' and always assume the total opposite of everything he says is the truth, so its fucked.
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KwelikinzMay 6, 2026
+3
This must be the deal they were so anxious to make, according to the pathological liar.
3
Successful_Way_3239May 6, 2026
+3
Wait a minute, our president in the usa said that irans military was obliterated. How could they be striking UAE with no military??? “Just getting started”? With what? We were told they were obliterated. Something funny going on here?!
3
ForsakenMongoose336May 5, 2026
+11
We are staying in a ceasefire until they stop shooting at us!
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SweatytubesockMay 6, 2026
+3
Interesting. I thought the war was over day one, as Trump declared. Oops, I mean Special Operation.
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newfor_2026May 6, 2026
+5
gee... I thought they had no military left! the entire Iranian military was obliterated! they said so even this morning! what a bunch of clowns.
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J-the-KidderMay 5, 2026
+29
For a country with no military left, they sure are doing this war thing pretty well. It's almost like our American leaders are lying to us and the state of play over there. I know, I know, what a crazy notion to put forth.
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alan1685May 5, 2026
+18
Iran is not doing well at all. 90% of their top leaders were killed within the first week.
War related damages are over 270 billion
3 to 4 million people pushed into poverty
Inflation is an all time high, food prices have increase 100%+
60% of missile production sites have been damaged
90% of large naval vessels have been destroyed
Running out of oil storage, will be forced to halt production soon
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Vortep1May 5, 2026
+7
Line only goes up.
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Beginning_Ad_6616May 6, 2026
+9
I’m American and I can’t blame Iran form doing what they are, if only more people showed up for elections and actually had enough brains to realize Trump and his advisers weren’t qualified and voted for Kamala instead we’d not be in this mess.
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StavvystavMay 5, 2026
+16
So is it still a ceasefire if we just don't shoot back? Could Trump say "Well, we just let them kill our soldiers but this SKIRMISH is still under a CEASEFIRE so there's no need to talk to Congress."
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actsfwMay 5, 2026
+8
> So is it still a ceasefire if we just don't shoot back?
It can be. It's called a unilateral ceasefire.
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EternalStudentMay 5, 2026
+15
Honestly, that's kind of how both sides are doing this.
Iran is trying to scare energy flows through the strait, but trying to not trigger a massive wage of attacks.
The US is trying to open the lane, but not with a direct massive confrontation.
It could go sideways easily, but for now, both can say it hasnt really been a ceasefire violation.
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LateralEntryMay 5, 2026
+5
They haven’t killed any soldiers, if they did I’m sure Trump would respond
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StavvystavMay 5, 2026
+7
Respond by deleting their name off a registry.
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jhgggyhkgfMay 6, 2026
+3
Had to remember, Russia took Ukraine and just three days oops, my bad
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HigiraMay 6, 2026
+4
FAKE NEWS! Hegsbreath said cease fire is still on! Stop lying CNN, FOX, RANDOM ALPHABET NEWS! /s
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Beebah-DoobaMay 6, 2026
+7
Saying that Iran “shattered” the ceasefire of the war they didn’t start is pretty funny and duplicitous
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navigating-lifeMay 6, 2026
+2
What the f*** is the matter with these people
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MaxwellSmart07May 6, 2026
+2
Iran vouched to take out all U.S. bases in the region after being surprise attacked from those very bases. They are living up to their word. F****** Trump fucked up.
2
Jorgen_G_PakietoMay 5, 2026
+9
That awkward moment when you’re claiming to have won the war but Iran still has striking capabilities
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Raven_PhotographyMay 5, 2026
+4
I wonder how much the Trump Organization was trading oil futures.
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bdrwrMay 5, 2026
+9
What, only Israel is allowed to bomb during a ceasefire?
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Grand-Dot-9851May 6, 2026
+6
if an iranian funded militia is attacking israel during a ceasefire than they were never agreeing to the terms
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altatoro123May 5, 2026
+4
F*** Trump
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FerdinandvonAegir124May 5, 2026
+3
Maybe we shouldn’t have poked the bear with a stick
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MistrblankMay 5, 2026
+4
love it. Trump thinks he can just "stop the fighting" and end the war, Iran's response is "f*** that, you're at war whether you all like it or not, we got nothing else to lose".
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getpoopedonMay 5, 2026
+4
Art of the deal? lol what an absolute failure of a "businessman" administration.
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Twadder_PigMay 5, 2026
+3
Wait !!!
We won?? We lost?? Who could ever have known it would have been better leaving Obama's treaty in place?
Better move on the king's ballroom and let's keep our minds off the Epstein novel concerning the king raping children.
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dubsdreadMay 5, 2026
+2
SLAMMED!! SHATTERED!!
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madogvelkorMay 5, 2026
+2
Good thing Trump stopped the war so this is a new one with another 60 days before Congress can do anything.
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SluggardStoneMay 6, 2026
+2
Trump says "duuuhhh" I'm great. Don't look.
If he drops a nuke the whole world will respond in an aggressive manner at the US. Someone needs to make him stop posting stupid shit all the time.
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GreenConstruction834May 6, 2026
+2
These countries have been at war with each other for millennia. Nothing any country or leader can do will change them. A temporary halt is the best anyone has done.
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IntentionDeep651May 5, 2026
-4
if something like covid hit today 5x more people would die despite us having recent experience . Hospitals would get overcrowded and populistic goverments including usa would do nothing until it would be too late. The only thing that saved countries with bad health care was that every one was still so overly scared of it and shut down even before it was spreading a lot. that gave them time to prepare and copy
-4
zoot_boyMay 5, 2026
+2
Will continue to just before election… then resume
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winelover08816May 5, 2026
+2
So in this case Iran is Captain America saying “I can do this all day”?
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