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OrangeTwitler Mar 27, 2026 +1

Draft all of the grifters--Jared Kushner, Don Jr, Barron, Stephen Miller, among others.

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Professional-Can1385 Mar 27, 2026 +1

Anyone over 18 with the last name Trump, including Ivanka and Tiffany.

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Epistatious Mar 27, 2026 +1

Was thinking Iran should demand baron as a noble hostage so usa doesn't just randomly start bombing again

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lolexecs Mar 27, 2026 +1

lol, like game of thrones - Baron Trump as Theon Greyjoy, raised as a son of the mullah.

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TheOBRobot Mar 27, 2026 +1

Mary Trump gets exempted tho

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NatalieVonCatte Mar 27, 2026 +1

> Tiffany Who?

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zer00eyz Mar 27, 2026 +1

I would be willing to pay good money for a reality tv show of Bannon and Graham going through basic.

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dehydratedrain Mar 27, 2026 +1

Use the funds to fund anything from SNAP to TSA. (Any chance Miller can go as well? If he's this great as an advisor, imagine how he'd do advising troops from the front line?

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NatalieVonCatte Mar 27, 2026 +1

They should call it the “‘We’ are going to invade Iran? ‘We’? What’s this ‘We’ shit?” Act

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runningsimon Mar 27, 2026 +1

I can just imagine Miller getting to the middle East and starting to lecture the people there on some bullshit

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Lux_Interior9 Mar 27, 2026 +1

This is theater. Nobody of importance will be drafted. He's just going to spend a lot of time doing something stupid and waste resources just to make a point that will be forgotten by the next news cycle.

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Karlend41 Mar 27, 2026 +1

Funny story. Lindsey previously got a military court to rule it was acceptable for him to serve in the military while a sitting member of congress. So he won't be able to argue he can't serve while being a senator.

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StandSeparate1743 Mar 27, 2026 +1

Court precedent is calvinball now, by writ of the supreme court. Upsidedown is left and precedent is just a hint.

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dehydratedrain Mar 27, 2026 +1

Except it can't be played the same way twice, and they're repeating the same few plays repeatedly.

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Bast0331 Mar 27, 2026 +1

He lucky DADT is done

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Yubat Mar 27, 2026 +1

Funny enough, Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell would probably protect him. Graham remains nestled in the closet, and under the DADT standard, as long as he didn’t make his status public, the military couldn’t seek out any information related to it. On the other hand, the military prior to DADT could absolutely investigate whether he was gay, and I’m sure there would be some interesting evidence.

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my_buddy_is_a_dog Mar 27, 2026 +1

And since he's retired from the Navy, he doesn't have to be drafted but just recalled to duty... But as he was a JAG officer I am not sure we really want him around to give legal advice.

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-Not-Your-Lawyer- Mar 27, 2026 +1

Why do you know this?

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Karlend41 Mar 27, 2026 +1

Because I tried to figure out why he's like he is.

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BigHungryFlamingo Mar 27, 2026 +1

By the way, Dr. Annie Andrews is running against Lindsey Graham and she seems pretty good.

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BilboBiden Mar 27, 2026 +1

A grocery cart with a fucked up wheel is better than Ladybugs Graham.

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me-at_day-min Mar 27, 2026 +1

Hey man, lay off the grocery cart, its got it hard enough as it is with the bum wheel

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Positive-Ring-5172 Mar 27, 2026 +1

Yeah, but the shit inhabitants that make up the majority of South Carolina can’t be convinced of that.

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everlastingwaffles Mar 27, 2026 +1

A republican grocery cart with a fucked up wheel would still win any statewide election.

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Admirabletooshie Mar 27, 2026 +1

Oh no! Now I have to worry about a grocery cart with a fucked up wheel f****** our kids.

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MentalDisintegrat1on Mar 27, 2026 +1

Do all of the Republicans. Hell hit them with RICO while we are at it.

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DiscussionIll668 Mar 27, 2026 +1

Do all of maga. Let them be the frontline for this dogshit war.

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MentalDisintegrat1on Mar 27, 2026 +1

I support this 👍

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Ishidan01 Mar 27, 2026 +1

[Rico?](https://youtu.be/Hh_gIxTitMM?si=t_DSCmU7ZM465Fz6) [Rico?](https://youtube.com/shorts/Av2s06ZjFEI?si=kQE9n5jT7BQH8Meu)

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springsilver Mar 27, 2026 +1

[Rico](https://youtu.be/o8_f3kJOX_8)

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goibnu Mar 27, 2026 +1

Does that count as a Bill of Attainder?

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neon_nightmare85 Mar 27, 2026 +1

No more $$ to the DOD until they can pass a f****** audit. How do we keep giving them more money each year after 2 wars ended?

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Icy_Mixture1482 Mar 27, 2026 +1

If only bills of attainder weren’t unconstitutional, which this arguably is.

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underthecellardoor Mar 27, 2026 +1

Not that he’s wrong, but keep in mind it’s the libertarian candidate, so he can say whatever he wants without expecting to actually be elected and follow through.

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18MazdaCX5 Mar 27, 2026 +1

excellent

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Safe-Aerie-2259 Mar 27, 2026 +1

Graham getting drafted would be the most bipartisan thing to happen in years.

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Baystars2025 Mar 27, 2026 +1

His ladybugs are a disqualifier.

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Virtual-Squirrel-725 Mar 27, 2026 +1

and Barron Trump. Whatever unit gets orders to land on Iranian territory needs to have Barron Trump embedded. It's the only way Trump will give a shit about who gets killed.

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SmirknSwap Mar 27, 2026 +1

Tbh I doubt he’d really care. That guy literally cares about one person and one person only

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dessipants Mar 27, 2026 +1

Draft anyone who supports this war!

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oneseason2000 Mar 27, 2026 +1

Recalled to Active duty per existing Federal Law appears to have the DoD to issue the order (https://www.rand.org/paf/projects/dopma-ropma/retirement-and-separation/recall-to-active-duty.html) ... “I’m running for US Senate. If elected, the first bill I introduce will draft Lindsey Graham into any conflict he publicly supports while in office,” Official biography; [https://www.lgraham.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/biography](https://www.lgraham.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/biography) "In 1995, Graham joined the U.S. Air Force Reserves. During American military operations in Iraq and Afghanistan, Graham put his experience in military law to use pulling numerous short-term Reserve duties in both countries over congressional breaks and holidays. Graham retired from the Air Force Reserves in June 2015 having served his country in uniform for 33 years. He retired at the rank of Colonel."

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babybirdingURgrandma Mar 27, 2026 +1

You have to admit it's f****** weird just how giggly Graham gets at the thought/action of bombing Iran. Child at disneyland status... but with a lot more death.

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Intel-Source Mar 27, 2026 +1

He is a blood thirsty nut job!

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ButterscotchRound727 Mar 27, 2026 +1

Is don’t ask, don’t tell still in effect?

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ddubyeah Mar 27, 2026 +1

For real. They want this so badly they can go do it themselves

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DeepInTheSheep Mar 27, 2026 +1

Private Ladybugs!

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svezia Mar 27, 2026 +1

Remember Jan 4th when he wore the Make Iran Great Again?

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Bobbybobby507 Mar 27, 2026 +1

I would love to pay to see Barron being a flag pole.

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Gurney_Hackman Mar 27, 2026 +1

Unconstitutional, but it’s the thought that counts.

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captain_chocolate Mar 27, 2026 +1

It's a cute stunt, but hopefully it's reflecting his true sentiment.

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de-dododo-de-dadada Mar 27, 2026 +1

Not sure the Raiders or the Steelers would want a player of his age, tbh. Oh, you mean draft him to the army.

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apenature Mar 27, 2026 +1

I don't like Graham either but he's a retired AF reserve Col in the JAG corps. He's put in his time. Part of why his current opinions are so egregious.

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jelasher Mar 27, 2026 +1

Who is Graham?

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EmmaStoneFan420 Mar 27, 2026 +1

Like da c******

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Icy_Mixture1482 Mar 27, 2026 +1

They pronounce it “Gram” in American English.

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SpiritualAd8998 Mar 27, 2026 +1

Will his basic training be at the YMCA?

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Intel-Source Mar 27, 2026 +1

Boy Scouts!

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Montana Senate candidate says he will introduce bill to draft Graham if elected

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