From the video I've seen, very, very fast. Apparently he'll survive, somehow.
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LonghagMay 11, 2026
+17
Where did you find a video, haven't managed to find anything online yet? Be curious to see how the heck it got up there!
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Yardsale420May 11, 2026
+22
He tried stopping when a car turned left in front of him and was up on the front wheel when he hit the hood. The bike did at least a full rotation in the air before hooking the forks on the crossbar of the traffic lights. Guy got thrown about 20-25 feet clear and mostly went forward not up.
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0x00000008May 11, 2026
+3
SurreyBC sub has one and its aftermath
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Rubychan228May 11, 2026
+13
It's currently the top post on r/cantparktheremate
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TheDesktopNinjaMay 11, 2026
+5
From what I saw it looked like he was wearing safety gear so that can only have helped... Still lucky as f*** to be breathing.
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evangeMay 11, 2026
+4
He was probably speeding, but as far as I can tell the car he hit would be at fault for turning left across his path.
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LittleKitty235May 11, 2026
+6
If he was speeding it will be some form of comparative negligence with each driving sharing some % of fault. Given that the bike ended up on a traffic light he was probably speeding by a lot and its going to fall almost entirely on him
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Agent_Orange81May 11, 2026
-22
Car made an illegal left and cagers are rushing to blame the rider.
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VeparigaMay 11, 2026
+10
I guess thats why you shouldn't be riding a bike fast enough to launch it onto a traffic light. no time to react.
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Pocok5May 11, 2026
+5
> cagers are rushing to blame the rider.
Completely bikephobic, poor dude wasn't even above 8x the speed limit quite yet and people are all over him smh
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slashermanMay 11, 2026
+7
Wasn’t illegal. Looked up the intersection and it has a legal left turn. There was another car on opposite side so the driver didn’t have a good view of all lanes. Biker is the idiot here and I hope he makes quick and complete recovery.
44M5+4R5 Delta, British Columbia, Canada
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Agent_Orange81May 11, 2026
-11
Illegal in that they didn't stop to look for oncoming traffic. Car saw car and didn't look past the turn lane in front of them. Watch the video. Young Drivers of Canada taught me in the 90's to pull only as far into the intersection as necessary to see past the oncoming turn lane, not stick your nose halfway into the oncoming lane and cross your fingers, good luck to anyone else.
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_Mute_May 11, 2026
+9
Saw the video, motorcycle was hauling ass.
Unfortunately for them serious injury and death are a natural byproduct of playing bikey sonic.
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MorgcMay 11, 2026
+1
Have you seen a comparative shot of a SUV or truck from the 90's to now?!
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MorgcMay 11, 2026
+1
He was speeding in a road that's ALWAYS busy and has high bus traffic, it's also a 60km/h road.
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Scrantonicity_02May 11, 2026
Speed of (stop) light apparently
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WiFiForeheadWrinklesMay 11, 2026
+17
I'm impressed by how sturdy that pole is to just have a motorcycle hanging off of it
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crabmuncherMay 11, 2026
+20
That's the cleanest bike I've ever seen hanging from a stoplight.
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maybelyingMay 11, 2026
+23
Obligatory r/cantparktheremate
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NisiomMay 11, 2026
+46
I'm sure he was going at an extremely reasonable speed for the bike to end up like this...and in an urban area no less.
If he survives, I hope he gets banned from driving. Some people are just a danger to everyone else.
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FreeUsePolyDaddyMay 11, 2026
+5
He's in Canada. The insurance situation is very different.
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ToNoMoCoMay 11, 2026
+20
They normally don’t do that
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AbadayosMay 11, 2026
+10
But the front didn’t fall off…
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LabyrinthConventionMay 11, 2026
+9
Bike went outside the environment
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1968RRMay 11, 2026
+8
It wasn’t “near” the Delta-Surrey boundary; it was right at it.
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IndigohMay 11, 2026
+5
Damn. The first time I saw this headline, my mind threw in "stunt" in place of "crash". It made more sense that way.
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winky9827May 11, 2026
+7
That game's physics are all screwed up.
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HailthezombieMay 11, 2026
+2
Just Cause: Vancouver Edition
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Banana-phone15May 11, 2026
+4
Is that the flying bike from GTA online? 😂
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Sorry-Climate-7982May 11, 2026
+2
I have to ask if anyone knows if biker has gotten a parking ticket yet for improper parking?
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aaronhayes26May 11, 2026
+7
Unfortunately the statute very specifically references “on the public street”, which this bike is clearly not.
A loophole, if I’ve ever seen one!
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_HystErica_May 11, 2026
+3
Can't park there, mate...
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wonderwall879May 11, 2026
+2
I just want you to know i genuinely got a good laugh out of this.
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[deleted]May 11, 2026
+1
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Daddy_BenevolentMay 11, 2026
-2
Bonus points for sticking the landing?
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cloudthi3fMay 11, 2026
-2
Wes Anderson is working on a 2027 project.
-2
Appo-ArsinMay 11, 2026
-11
Why is this on the news tab? This sounds more like a local news-level thing
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