Tanguy Destable is the name of a Hogwarts student who loves the beach and bullies Harry Potter.
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DanHero912 days ago
+181
It sounds like a throwaway Family Guy joke.
"Eurgh, this is worse than the time I went clubbing with Tanguy Destable..."
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Tibbaryllis21 day ago
+20
[Reminds me when they took Meg to teens choice awards](https://youtu.be/sDSdbvWsWbU).
> I tell you, every year I recognize fewer and fewer names.
Brian
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GuyWithLag1 day ago
+90
... I read that as "Tan Guy, Detestable" and had to do a double-take....
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Nervous-Avocado13461 day ago
+9
Me too!!
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ChumbawumbaFan011 day ago
+6
Me three!
Then my brain insisted it was Tan Guy Unstable when I thought it can’t be right.
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Admirable-Fall-46752 days ago
+52
“Tanguy Destable” - first words of someone with a fresh concussion
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kilrathi_butts1 day ago
+13
It’s a Hideo Kojima character.
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Overwatchingu1 day ago
+5
Sounds like something that was Keyser Soze’d together on a farm. I’m uh, tan guy… de… stable. Tanguy Destable.
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eolson31 day ago
+6
Tangy Digestable.
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SmokeAbeer2 days ago
+5
Sounds like a rash I should get checked out by a doctor but I’ll just put neosporin on it.
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SneakyPeterson2 days ago
+826
Things have really picked up for her ever since she broke it off with Paledude DeCrazy.
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NeutralChaoticCat1 day ago
+113
I laugh at anything atp.
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cabspaintedyellow1 day ago
+58
Reads like a Norm Macdonald Weekend Update joke, which I intend as a compliment.
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SillyOldJack1 day ago
+29
I knew there was a joke in there! Thanks for finding it, lmao
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saaaasage131 day ago
+8
Excellence
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Party_Rich_59111 day ago
+10
I snort laughed.
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Sucih1 day ago
+4
I was thinking if they’re at a restaurant “ tan guy? Des table over here
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Rude-Truths-7021 day ago
+5
Thank you! I haven’t laugh-cried in so long!
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forever871 day ago
+2
the guy who doesn't like sand?
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DieIsaac1 day ago
+4
That took me way too long to get 🤣
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fearofcrowds2 days ago
+162
From a millipede to a stable tan guy. Good for her.
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recklessrecentpast2 days ago
+240
Good for her after her exes that she found the stable tan guy.
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Rich_Housing9711 day ago
+45
he's not stable, he's de stable
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NeutralChaoticCat1 day ago
+3
Di-stable tan guy.
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DObservingayayay2 days ago
+9
I cracking up because of your wordplay!
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beneficial-unit50551 day ago
+1
It took me way too long to understand what you meant.
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BananasPineapple052 days ago
+159
Good for her.
From a French-speaking perspective, Tanguy Destable, as a name, is... something.
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HasGreatVocabulary2 days ago
+61
he is a really stable guy with a tan
he is a guy that enjoys tanning and works in a stable
he is tan
he is a guy
he is stable
he likes tables
He is a tan guy who comes from a town called Table
those are all the permutations of this joke and you may now skip the rest of this comment section
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Tibbaryllis21 day ago
+7
What happens when you go back to old naming conventions where you’re named for your deeds but don’t have any.
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garbledeena1 day ago
+7
he's a really cool guy
he's a got a cool shirt
he's got cool shoes
did I mention the shirt?
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toutetiteface2 days ago
+14
Yeah I was thinking the same lol. A Tanguy is someone who lives with their parents well into adulthood
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bookingsi2 days ago
+11
Please tell me what it sounds like 😊
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HasGreatVocabulary2 days ago
+18
tongy destaabl
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aboubou222 days ago
+14
I don't know that it's about pronunciation. Tanguy in french can mean an adult still living with his parents.
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HasGreatVocabulary1 day ago
+24
>Ses synonymes sociologiques incluent **enfant velcro**, **célibataire parasite,**
ouch the french can be really mean
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Mallonia1 day ago
+1
Based on the movie?
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alyaz271 day ago
+9
Dude started life with that surname and his parents doubled down with the name. Could have been Antoine, Julien, etc... no they went with Tanguy yikes
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The_Lapsed_Pacifist1 day ago
+2
From a non french speaking perspective, the same
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Zauberer-IMDB1 day ago
+4
It's a normal Breton name, jerks.
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HasGreatVocabulary1 day ago
+12
I'm sure not all Bretons live with their parents well into adulthood, there is no need to stereotype an entire region like that
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Bitey_the_Squirrel1 day ago
+140
> "My son, my 14-year-old, started a clothing line called Vanté. I'm very proud of him," she said. "He really just did it all on his own. And so I wore one of his shirts on stage. So I just kind of felt like a banner for him. It was very exciting."
They not like us
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CrissBliss1 day ago
+49
Her 14 year old has a clothing line?
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RunsfromWisdom1 day ago
+90
And he totally did it all on his own.
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MSLI19721 day ago
+38
Pfft. When she was 14, she led an assault to take back Naboo from the Trade Federation.
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blackivie1 day ago
+24
I mean, it’s like helping your kid with their lemonade stand but having the finances to make an actual business. Nothing wrong with parents using their resources to support their children.
Edit: grammar.
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LiviasFigs1 day ago
+26
I think the problem is saying that he did it “all on his own,” which, given the resources she has, clearly isn’t the case.
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blackivie1 day ago
+2
Oh my god, parents will say the same thing about lemonade stands when it’s not the case.
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BasedTacoJuice2 days ago
+98
It should have been with *me*, Paleguy Unstable!
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Purpleberry741 day ago
+105
I couldn’t imagine being 44 with 2 kids who are 14 and 9 and getting pregnant/wanting a baby.
But, good for her.
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ArchdukeToes1 day ago
+27
Honestly, I can’t imagine her being 44. When the hell did that happen? Why do my knees hurt? Where’s my teeth?
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A_StarshipTrooper1 day ago
+40
Having truckloads of money helps ease the burden.
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chesterT31 day ago
+29
I was just thinking that. I’m 43 with two kids under 8 and the very idea of starting over again with a newborn - NO THANKS.
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MadisonAveMuse1 day ago
+20
I’m 41 with an 11 year old and I definitely would do it again in a heartbeat. 💗
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MrsSmith22461 day ago
+1
Me too!! And I have three but they’re so 2010s.
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CaughtALiteSneez1 day ago
+17
Recently turned 45 and never had kids and that sounds like my absolute worst nightmare.
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MrsSmith22461 day ago
+2
Hahah this made me lol
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jayne-eerie1 day ago
+7
I can understand it in the context of a new relationship, especially with nannies to do a lot of the drudgery.
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no_car17991 day ago
+3
I wonder if it was a big ‘ol’ OOPS
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CaughtALiteSneez1 day ago
+1
I know we can still get preggers at this age, but it isn’t easy. A major oops…
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Excellent_Month_20251 day ago
+10
The birthrate is actually increasing for women above age 40
ETA: it cracks me up when males downvote data
https://www.parents.com/the-number-of-people-over-40-giving-birth-surpasses-teens-for-the-first-time-11703814#:\~:text=There%20could%20be%20many%20reasons,people%20on%20travel%20and%20career.
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CaughtALiteSneez1 day ago
+1
Of course it is because of fertility treatments etc. & women have been waiting to have children until much later now.
I’m talking about getting accidentally pregnant at this age is not an easy task.
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TheCityGirl1 day ago
+2
My best friend just had an ooosie baby at 43!
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MrsSmith22461 day ago
+1
I’m her age and my kids are similar ages but I have three. If I had lots of money and less stress, I would love another baby!!! Oooh and bonus if I could have a nanny!
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Affectionate-Fill7132 days ago
+72
Not another French man! Has she not learnt!!
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jesterinancientcourt1 day ago
+1
It’s Tepr, he’s cool.
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mrbgamer961 day ago
+16
Wonder what Moby thinks of this.
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Wolfwoods_Sister1 day ago
+6
Anything he wants, as usual
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indy_been_here1 day ago
+7
He can get stomped by Obie
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CherryVermilion1 day ago
+5
Just saw Moby fall to his knees in Whole Foods
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Filibust1 day ago
+1
I want to know what Jonathan Safran Foer thinks about this
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cmaia15032 days ago
+40
> The Thor: Love and Thunder actress, 44, is pregnant and expecting her third baby, her first with partner Tanguy Destable, sharing the news exclusively with Harper's Bazaar.
> “Tanguy and I are very excited,” she said. “I’m just very grateful. I know it’s such a privilege and a miracle.”
> The actress's new addition will join her two kids, son Aleph, 14, and daughter Amalia, 9, whom she shares with ex-husband Benjamin Millepied. The pair were married for 11 years before separating in July 2023 and finalizing their divorce in February 2024.
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BimboDeeznuts1 day ago
+160
It’s wild to me that they chose *Thor: Love and Thunder* as a point of reference when she’s been in better, more famous films lol
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refresca1 day ago
+58
The descriptor "Academy Award-winning actress" was right there
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baebgle1 day ago
+12
She'll always be Padme to me
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tresct___1 day ago
+4
Truly crazy work
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Sex_And_Candy_Here1 day ago
+6
She named her son after a letter?
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spazz7201 day ago
+9
Sounds like a Family Guy one episode villain
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Douglasqqq1 day ago
+8
Tanguy Destable is the name of a very pale man who is very unstable, but is in disguise.
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brianlefebvrejr2 days ago
+13
Ok the phrasing of “the first with..” makes it sound like they opened a new franchise store with a new investor. Makes it sound so transactional
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Prestigious_Fella_212 days ago
+14
She been Destabilized!
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BasedTacoJuice1 day ago
+2
If I was him, I'd make this one my catchphrase.
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Prestigious_Fella_211 day ago
+2
After a good rogerin'
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Confident_While_1 day ago
+7
I thought the title was calling her partner detestable
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SpaceCampDropOut2 days ago
+8
Talk about an outlaw turned rebel Star Wars name…
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baebgle1 day ago
+2
Vader's coming after him now...
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LineImpossible39581 day ago
+4
She married a Tim and Eric character? He’s clearly a “Tan Man”. Question is, is he a Broach Man?
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narwhalbaconbits1 day ago
+4
That name is a walking red flag.
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Picocksso1 day ago
+3
I have great news, Ani, I’m pregnant!
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jpar3451 day ago
+3
Tanguy Destable is definitely a Roger Smith persona.
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bam1789-21 day ago
+3
Better than Paleguy Insecure. Huge upgrade.
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The_Raven_Paradox1 day ago
+3
George Lucas ass name.
She married a glup shitto
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Beetljeuse1 day ago
+3
Tan guy Unstable...
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iCantCallit1 day ago
+5
tangy desktable is a lucky dude
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giocondasmiles1 day ago
+2
Is it me, or he looks like a copy of her ex husband?
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StatementCareful5221 day ago
+2
An a destablized tan guy, I like her partner's name
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marcok361 day ago
+2
Sounds like a Key & Peele sketch
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the-bacon-life1 day ago
+2
Tanguy? Is he real
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BirdLawOfficeESQ1 day ago
+2
Tan guy De Stable
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smarmy16252 days ago
+5
she's so tiny, how does a whole baby fit in there
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Bitey_the_Squirrel1 day ago
+4
Are these systems of being preglante?
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cjeremy1 day ago
+2
wow. pregnant. she's almost 45.
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ItsAComedyShow1 day ago
+3
I see her all the time and she’s literally one of the most petite notable people I’ve ever seen! So small!
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acm1 day ago
+1
Where do you see her?
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ItsAComedyShow1 day ago
+1
Let's just say VERY near Columbus Circle.
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RainHead5571 day ago
+1
Hopefully she has twins and names them Luke and Leia.
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P_Alcantara1 day ago
+1
Luke and Leia get a little sibling, nice.
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DaftDisguise1 day ago
+1
This is a pseudonym for Trump, isn’t it…
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GMGarry_Chess1 day ago
+1
this kid is a lot younger than Luke and Leia
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DJMagicHandz1 day ago
+1
*Tan Guy De Stable*
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OneBillPhil1 day ago
+1
“Yeah I had a baby, but I’m still crazy!”
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spacepeenuts1 day ago
+1
Keep her away from Walmart
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Unite-Us-34031 day ago
+1
She beat out her own Padme character!
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argparg1 day ago
+1
Is her partner a white stable guy?
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SafeKaracter20 hr ago
+1
Hope he treats her well
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Lavendarmoon732 days ago
+1
She must really like her tan guy!! 😉🤪
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JudgmentOne63281 day ago
+1
I need y’all to stop with the jokes, I keep waking my baby up laughing
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TimKitzrowHeatingUp2 days ago
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Trump is a tan guy who fancies himself as a stable genius.
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