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TomBirkenstock Apr 17, 2026 +1047

Tanguy Destable is the name of a Hogwarts student who loves the beach and bullies Harry Potter.

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DanHero91 Apr 17, 2026 +181

It sounds like a throwaway Family Guy joke. "Eurgh, this is worse than the time I went clubbing with Tanguy Destable..."

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Tibbaryllis2 Apr 17, 2026 +20

[Reminds me when they took Meg to teens choice awards](https://youtu.be/sDSdbvWsWbU). > I tell you, every year I recognize fewer and fewer names. Brian

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GuyWithLag Apr 17, 2026 +90

... I read that as "Tan Guy, Detestable" and had to do a double-take....

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Nervous-Avocado1346 Apr 17, 2026 +9

Me too!!

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ChumbawumbaFan01 Apr 18, 2026 +6

Me three! Then my brain insisted it was Tan Guy Unstable when I thought it can’t be right.

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Admirable-Fall-4675 Apr 17, 2026 +52

“Tanguy Destable” - first words of someone with a fresh concussion

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kilrathi_butts Apr 17, 2026 +13

It’s a Hideo Kojima character.

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Overwatchingu Apr 17, 2026 +5

Sounds like something that was Keyser Soze’d together on a farm. I’m uh, tan guy… de… stable. Tanguy Destable.

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eolson3 Apr 17, 2026 +6

Tangy Digestable.

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SmokeAbeer Apr 17, 2026 +5

Sounds like a rash I should get checked out by a doctor but I’ll just put neosporin on it.

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SneakyPeterson Apr 17, 2026 +826

Things have really picked up for her ever since she broke it off with Paledude DeCrazy.

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NeutralChaoticCat Apr 17, 2026 +113

I laugh at anything atp.

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cabspaintedyellow Apr 17, 2026 +58

Reads like a Norm Macdonald Weekend Update joke, which I intend as a compliment.

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SillyOldJack Apr 17, 2026 +29

I knew there was a joke in there! Thanks for finding it, lmao

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saaaasage13 Apr 17, 2026 +8

Excellence

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Party_Rich_5911 Apr 17, 2026 +10

I snort laughed.

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Sucih Apr 18, 2026 +4

I was thinking if they’re at a restaurant “ tan guy? Des table over here

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Rude-Truths-702 Apr 18, 2026 +5

Thank you! I haven’t laugh-cried in so long!

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forever87 Apr 18, 2026 +2

the guy who doesn't like sand?

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DieIsaac Apr 18, 2026 +4

That took me way too long to get 🤣

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fearofcrowds Apr 17, 2026 +162

From a millipede to a stable tan guy. Good for her.

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recklessrecentpast Apr 17, 2026 +240

Good for her after her exes that she found the stable tan guy.

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Rich_Housing971 Apr 17, 2026 +45

he's not stable, he's de stable

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NeutralChaoticCat Apr 17, 2026 +3

Di-stable tan guy.

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DObservingayayay Apr 17, 2026 +9

I cracking up because of your wordplay!

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beneficial-unit5055 Apr 17, 2026 +1

It took me way too long to understand what you meant.

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BananasPineapple05 Apr 17, 2026 +159

Good for her. From a French-speaking perspective, Tanguy Destable, as a name, is... something.

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HasGreatVocabulary Apr 17, 2026 +61

he is a really stable guy with a tan he is a guy that enjoys tanning and works in a stable he is tan he is a guy he is stable he likes tables He is a tan guy who comes from a town called Table those are all the permutations of this joke and you may now skip the rest of this comment section

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Tibbaryllis2 Apr 17, 2026 +7

What happens when you go back to old naming conventions where you’re named for your deeds but don’t have any.

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garbledeena Apr 17, 2026 +7

he's a really cool guy he's a got a cool shirt he's got cool shoes did I mention the shirt?

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toutetiteface Apr 17, 2026 +14

Yeah I was thinking the same lol. A Tanguy is someone who lives with their parents well into adulthood

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bookingsi Apr 17, 2026 +11

Please tell me what it sounds like 😊

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HasGreatVocabulary Apr 17, 2026 +18

tongy destaabl

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aboubou22 Apr 17, 2026 +14

I don't know that it's about pronunciation. Tanguy in french can mean an adult still living with his parents.

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HasGreatVocabulary Apr 17, 2026 +24

>Ses synonymes sociologiques incluent **enfant velcro**, **célibataire parasite,** ouch the french can be really mean

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Mallonia Apr 18, 2026 +1

Based on the movie?

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alyaz27 Apr 17, 2026 +9

Dude started life with that surname and his parents doubled down with the name. Could have been Antoine, Julien, etc... no they went with Tanguy yikes

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The_Lapsed_Pacifist Apr 17, 2026 +2

From a non french speaking perspective, the same

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Zauberer-IMDB Apr 17, 2026 +4

It's a normal Breton name, jerks.

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HasGreatVocabulary Apr 17, 2026 +12

I'm sure not all Bretons live with their parents well into adulthood, there is no need to stereotype an entire region like that

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Bitey_the_Squirrel Apr 17, 2026 +140

> "My son, my 14-year-old, started a clothing line called Vanté. I'm very proud of him," she said. "He really just did it all on his own. And so I wore one of his shirts on stage. So I just kind of felt like a banner for him. It was very exciting." They not like us

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CrissBliss Apr 17, 2026 +49

Her 14 year old has a clothing line?

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RunsfromWisdom Apr 17, 2026 +90

And he totally did it all on his own.

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MSLI1972 Apr 17, 2026 +38

Pfft. When she was 14, she led an assault to take back Naboo from the Trade Federation.

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blackivie Apr 17, 2026 +24

I mean, it’s like helping your kid with their lemonade stand but having the finances to make an actual business. Nothing wrong with parents using their resources to support their children. Edit: grammar.

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LiviasFigs Apr 18, 2026 +26

I think the problem is saying that he did it “all on his own,” which, given the resources she has, clearly isn’t the case.

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blackivie Apr 18, 2026 +2

Oh my god, parents will say the same thing about lemonade stands when it’s not the case.

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BasedTacoJuice Apr 17, 2026 +98

It should have been with *me*, Paleguy Unstable!

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Purpleberry74 Apr 17, 2026 +105

I couldn’t imagine being 44 with 2 kids who are 14 and 9 and getting pregnant/wanting a baby. But, good for her.

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ArchdukeToes Apr 17, 2026 +27

Honestly, I can’t imagine her being 44. When the hell did that happen? Why do my knees hurt? Where’s my teeth?

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A_StarshipTrooper Apr 17, 2026 +40

Having truckloads of money helps ease the burden.

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chesterT3 Apr 17, 2026 +29

I was just thinking that. I’m 43 with two kids under 8 and the very idea of starting over again with a newborn - NO THANKS.

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MadisonAveMuse Apr 17, 2026 +20

I’m 41 with an 11 year old and I definitely would do it again in a heartbeat. 💗

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MrsSmith2246 Apr 18, 2026 +1

Me too!! And I have three but they’re so 2010s.

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CaughtALiteSneez Apr 17, 2026 +17

Recently turned 45 and never had kids and that sounds like my absolute worst nightmare.

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MrsSmith2246 Apr 18, 2026 +2

Hahah this made me lol

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jayne-eerie Apr 17, 2026 +7

I can understand it in the context of a new relationship, especially with nannies to do a lot of the drudgery.

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no_car1799 Apr 17, 2026 +3

I wonder if it was a big ‘ol’ OOPS

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CaughtALiteSneez Apr 17, 2026 +1

I know we can still get preggers at this age, but it isn’t easy. A major oops…

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Excellent_Month_2025 Apr 17, 2026 +10

The birthrate is actually increasing for women above age 40 ETA: it cracks me up when males downvote data https://www.parents.com/the-number-of-people-over-40-giving-birth-surpasses-teens-for-the-first-time-11703814#:\~:text=There%20could%20be%20many%20reasons,people%20on%20travel%20and%20career.

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CaughtALiteSneez Apr 18, 2026 +1

Of course it is because of fertility treatments etc. & women have been waiting to have children until much later now. I’m talking about getting accidentally pregnant at this age is not an easy task.

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TheCityGirl Apr 18, 2026 +2

My best friend just had an ooosie baby at 43!

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MrsSmith2246 Apr 18, 2026 +1

I’m her age and my kids are similar ages but I have three. If I had lots of money and less stress, I would love another baby!!! Oooh and bonus if I could have a nanny!

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Affectionate-Fill713 Apr 17, 2026 +72

Not another French man! Has she not learnt!!

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jesterinancientcourt Apr 18, 2026 +1

It’s Tepr, he’s cool.

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mrbgamer96 Apr 17, 2026 +16

Wonder what Moby thinks of this.

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Wolfwoods_Sister Apr 17, 2026 +6

Anything he wants, as usual

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indy_been_here Apr 18, 2026 +7

He can get stomped by Obie

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CherryVermilion Apr 17, 2026 +5

Just saw Moby fall to his knees in Whole Foods

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Filibust Apr 18, 2026 +1

I want to know what Jonathan Safran Foer thinks about this

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cmaia1503 Apr 17, 2026 +40

> The Thor: Love and Thunder actress, 44, is pregnant and expecting her third baby, her first with partner Tanguy Destable, sharing the news exclusively with Harper's Bazaar. > “Tanguy and I are very excited,” she said. “I’m just very grateful. I know it’s such a privilege and a miracle.” > The actress's new addition will join her two kids, son Aleph, 14, and daughter Amalia, 9, whom she shares with ex-husband Benjamin Millepied. The pair were married for 11 years before separating in July 2023 and finalizing their divorce in February 2024.

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BimboDeeznuts Apr 17, 2026 +160

It’s wild to me that they chose *Thor: Love and Thunder* as a point of reference when she’s been in better, more famous films lol

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refresca Apr 17, 2026 +58

The descriptor "Academy Award-winning actress" was right there

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baebgle Apr 17, 2026 +12

She'll always be Padme to me

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tresct___ Apr 17, 2026 +4

Truly crazy work

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Sex_And_Candy_Here Apr 17, 2026 +6

She named her son after a letter?

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spazz720 Apr 17, 2026 +9

Sounds like a Family Guy one episode villain

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Douglasqqq Apr 17, 2026 +8

Tanguy Destable is the name of a very pale man who is very unstable, but is in disguise.

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brianlefebvrejr Apr 17, 2026 +13

Ok the phrasing of “the first with..” makes it sound like they opened a new franchise store with a new investor. Makes it sound so transactional

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Prestigious_Fella_21 Apr 17, 2026 +14

She been Destabilized!

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BasedTacoJuice Apr 17, 2026 +2

If I was him, I'd make this one my catchphrase.

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Prestigious_Fella_21 Apr 17, 2026 +2

After a good rogerin'

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Confident_While_ Apr 17, 2026 +7

I thought the title was calling her partner detestable

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SpaceCampDropOut Apr 17, 2026 +8

Talk about an outlaw turned rebel Star Wars name…

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baebgle Apr 17, 2026 +2

Vader's coming after him now...

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LineImpossible3958 Apr 17, 2026 +4

She married a Tim and Eric character? He’s clearly a “Tan Man”. Question is, is he a Broach Man?

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narwhalbaconbits Apr 18, 2026 +4

That name is a walking red flag.

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Picocksso Apr 17, 2026 +3

I have great news, Ani, I’m pregnant!

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jpar345 Apr 17, 2026 +3

Tanguy Destable is definitely a Roger Smith persona.

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bam1789-2 Apr 17, 2026 +3

Better than Paleguy Insecure. Huge upgrade.

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The_Raven_Paradox Apr 18, 2026 +3

George Lucas ass name. She married a glup shitto

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Beetljeuse Apr 18, 2026 +3

Tan guy Unstable...

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iCantCallit Apr 17, 2026 +5

tangy desktable is a lucky dude

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giocondasmiles Apr 17, 2026 +2

Is it me, or he looks like a copy of her ex husband?

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StatementCareful522 Apr 17, 2026 +2

An a destablized tan guy, I like her partner's name

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marcok36 Apr 17, 2026 +2

Sounds like a Key & Peele sketch

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the-bacon-life Apr 17, 2026 +2

Tanguy? Is he real

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BirdLawOfficeESQ Apr 17, 2026 +2

Tan guy De Stable

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smarmy1625 Apr 17, 2026 +5

she's so tiny, how does a whole baby fit in there

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Bitey_the_Squirrel Apr 17, 2026 +4

Are these systems of being preglante?

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cjeremy Apr 17, 2026 +2

wow. pregnant. she's almost 45.

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ItsAComedyShow Apr 17, 2026 +3

I see her all the time and she’s literally one of the most petite notable people I’ve ever seen! So small!

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acm Apr 17, 2026 +1

Where do you see her?

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ItsAComedyShow Apr 18, 2026 +1

Let's just say VERY near Columbus Circle.

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RainHead557 Apr 17, 2026 +1

Hopefully she has twins and names them Luke and Leia.

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P_Alcantara Apr 17, 2026 +1

Luke and Leia get a little sibling, nice.

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DaftDisguise Apr 17, 2026 +1

This is a pseudonym for Trump, isn’t it…

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GMGarry_Chess Apr 17, 2026 +1

this kid is a lot younger than Luke and Leia

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DJMagicHandz Apr 17, 2026 +1

*Tan Guy De Stable*

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OneBillPhil Apr 17, 2026 +1

“Yeah I had a baby, but I’m still crazy!”

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spacepeenuts Apr 17, 2026 +1

Keep her away from Walmart

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Unite-Us-3403 Apr 18, 2026 +1

She beat out her own Padme character!

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argparg Apr 18, 2026 +1

Is her partner a white stable guy?

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SafeKaracter Apr 18, 2026 +1

Hope he treats her well

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Lavendarmoon73 Apr 17, 2026 +1

She must really like her tan guy!! 😉🤪

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JudgmentOne6328 Apr 17, 2026 +1

I need y’all to stop with the jokes, I keep waking my baby up laughing

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TimKitzrowHeatingUp Apr 17, 2026 -23

Trump is a tan guy who fancies himself as a stable genius.

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