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Hot-Section1805 Apr 10, 2026 +83

that Mr.Rutte surely has a brown tongue

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Chumlee1917 Apr 10, 2026 +25

Orange

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Edenn22 Apr 10, 2026 +6

His face may be orange, but I doubt his butthole is specially if he wear diapers

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asmj Apr 10, 2026 +2

He is an enema of a person.

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Minguseyes Apr 11, 2026 +1

Yes. He does. A large part of diplomacy is not alienating people. Trump is possibly the worst diplomat in modern history and is incredibly sensitive because of his narcissism. The bar for not alienating Trump is set so low that you have to sycophantically crawl under it. Rutte is an excellent limbo dancer. The only people Trump doesn’t require fawning sycophancy from are Putin, Netanyahu and Mamdani. Putin and Netanyahu because they are bigger and better bullies. But I have no idea why he is so enamoured if Mamdani. Possibly he sees him as some kind of route back into New York.

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3catsincoat Apr 10, 2026 +24

Fox News are not news and shouldn't be taken seriously. Said so themselves.

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sub-a-dub-dub Apr 10, 2026 +22

“A whole civilization will DIE tonight.” -Trump “That threat has increased world safety.” -Rutte Aaaaaaalright.

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Sweet_Concept2211 Apr 10, 2026 +7

Well, that's a f****** lie.

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ObviouslyRealPerson Apr 10, 2026 +41

Probably one of the worst jobs I can imagine is being NATO Chief during a Trump administration Have to say anything to keep the alliance together or the world burns

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Unlikely-Complex3737 Apr 10, 2026 +7

Bro is taking one for the team

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m-hog Apr 10, 2026 +6

One?

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Dead_Internet69420 Apr 10, 2026 +7

Absolutely. It’s a lie, and he knows that everybody else knows, but it’s the only thing that might convince Trump to stop saying and doing the stupid things that are wrecking the global economy. Trump needs to believe that people think he’s actually winning so he can escape the mess he made with his ego intact.

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ObviouslyRealPerson Apr 10, 2026 +3

Rutte knows all he has to do to save the alliance is placate Trump's ego at every turn I do not envy him, that's a lot of ego to manage

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accushot865 Apr 10, 2026 +43

He’s just placating Trump. Everyone knows the best way to get Trump to do what you want is to butter him up, and plant a suggestion. Two weeks later, he’ll be spouting that suggestion off like he thought of it.

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MentokGL Apr 10, 2026 +41

Placating and appeasing someone like him will never end well. Why don't we all know this lesson by now??

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Nextasy Apr 10, 2026 +12

Appeasement? Never heard of it /s

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PedanticQuebecer Apr 10, 2026 +3

It will end once the hamburbers catch up to him.

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MentokGL Apr 10, 2026 +3

No one will grow a spine, they'll find new ass to kiss

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anachronistic_circus Apr 10, 2026 +4

Did you want Rutte to say *"You've made a mess of this, now leave and think about your actions?"*

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MentokGL Apr 10, 2026 +13

I want him to be honest and not lie and kiss ass.

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fattygragas Apr 11, 2026 +1

I'd love that too. But sometimes you have to brown your nose to keep the shit going on your favor so I kind of understand.

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MentokGL Apr 11, 2026 +1

Trump is going to pull us out of nato, pretending trump has valid concerns and playing along is pure folly. They could do everything he demands and more and it won't change the result. The goal is to isolate America so they can more easily extract wealth and fill those ice camps.

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anachronistic_circus Apr 10, 2026 +1

politician - honest, pick one

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MentokGL Apr 10, 2026 +4

What an insightful observation

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Commander_McNash Apr 11, 2026 +1

Have you ever asked why Zelensky has run along Trump too? He is in charge of the survival of millions of people and if running along some old demented man gives him an extra edge to protect them then so be it, it's the same with Rutte, with most adults in real life, you get a job and you take flak and sometimes it's all you can do, now both Rutte and Zelensky are dealing with the mistake millions of americans did, and they are doing it remarcably well all things considered.

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Dead_Internet69420 Apr 10, 2026 +7

“See? Rutte said I won, so I’m done. All of these problems everyone’s talking about were caused by someone else (probably Biden).”

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anachronistic_circus Apr 10, 2026 +2

yeah we got a president with a 10 year old's temperament, what else was Rutte supposed to say? Trump does not have the power to leave NATO, but he can make things very difficult for the alliance.

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Shoot_from_the_Quip Apr 10, 2026 +2

Just because he doesn't have the power to leave NATO doesn't mean there aren't many ways he could effectively do that anyway. Relocating troops, assets, etc and who knows what else. For now, placate the toddler to keep NATO intact and hope for the inevitable blood clot sooner than later.

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anachronistic_circus Apr 10, 2026 +4

that's what I meant by *"...but he can make things very difficult for the alliance."*

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planetarybum Apr 10, 2026 +1

He does have the nickname 'the Trump Whisperer'.

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SidewaysFancyPrance Apr 10, 2026 +1

Nah, Trump will turn on him again in a heartbeat since Putin has put a hit out on NATO, so to speak. Trump won't get closer to NATO and become friends. He wants to rule NATO or see it destroyed by tearing it apart or coaxing it into offensive action outside of its charter, either one works for the big big guy.

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mgdae Apr 10, 2026 +11

x doubt

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CantFeelMyToesAgain Apr 10, 2026 +8

Everybody shitting on Rutte including myself but this dude is basically trying to keep Trump from helping the Russians more than he already is at this point

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OneNormalBloke Apr 10, 2026 +15

Will this parrot just shut up for once. Has he heard the tramp's message about destroying a whole civilization?

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_Litcube Apr 10, 2026 +6

His only job right now, is to keep NATO together. If that requires saiting the narcissist for a few years with a few (relatively) harmless words, then so be it.

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Maeran Apr 10, 2026 +3

I don't think its years now. Rutte's comments yesterday about NATO members being "slow" to help with Iran misrepresent the alliance to a fatal degree. His words justify Trump's planned withdrawal from NATO.

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Tough_Representative Apr 10, 2026 +1

Happy cake day

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Ted_Striker1 Apr 10, 2026 +12

Yeah umm I have to respectfully disagree with the NATO chief on this. I mean wtf.

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Capital-Control308 Apr 10, 2026 +3

Are you sure that is what he said. It was kinda muffled with his head up Trumps rear.

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law_dweeb Apr 10, 2026 +3

Trying to butter his ass so that he wont leave NATO

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fuckyoualloveragain Apr 11, 2026 +3

Pfffffft!! Grow some balls Rutte, you're not very convincing in that job you're supposed to do!

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Elegant_Tech Apr 10, 2026 +5

If struggling to pay for gas and food is safe I shudder to think what is unsafe. People's lives across the globe are starting to suffer from this war and it will get worse if not back to normal soon. Increased poverty also increases crime and lowers peoples safety.

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gdavidp Apr 10, 2026 +5

Wipe that orange stain off your mouth, Rutte.

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No_Conversation_9325 Apr 10, 2026 +2

Ok, Rutte, you're solving the oil crisis then?

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NoBSforGma Apr 10, 2026 +2

I don't blame him for trying to placate Trump with words that are essentially meaningless. The "meaningful" part was when he refused to get NATO involved, after all. He probably sent a quiet message to Iran that said, "Sorry, but you understand I had to say that." lol.

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AdLiving8708 Apr 10, 2026 +2

Just lip service they’ve all turned Trumpstein down for help with his distraction war crimes now they’re going to brainwash him by telling him what he wants to hear and still not helping him. Trumpstein is too dumb to understand what is happening. Imagine voting 🗳️ for this guy getting played by the world 🌎 and owned by Iran 🇮🇷

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John_Mark_Corpuz_2 Apr 10, 2026 +2

**Sees Fox News** "Oh sure, definitely has no pro-Trump bias here!"

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ShickyMicky Apr 10, 2026 +3

Him saying that is him trying to make the world safer by not ruffling Trump's feathers.

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Fantastic-Corner-605 Apr 10, 2026 +2

Unlike Rutte, my nose is naturally brown.

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ack4 Apr 10, 2026 +2

what the f*** else is he supposed to say

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Vigotje123 Apr 10, 2026 +2

Can say alot about Rutte. But he isn't dumb. He is doing what he can to keep NATO from imploding. He sure as hell is not happy this is the way but he's a diplomat for 99.99% and a human being for 00,01% in this particular situation.

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shackleford1917 Apr 10, 2026 +1

It is weird he can talk at all with Trump's d*** in his mouth.

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TheReservedList Apr 10, 2026 +9

That leaves plenty of room to talk.

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Annual-Beard-5090 Apr 10, 2026 +2

Dayum!!!

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Wonderful-Pause1048 Apr 10, 2026 +1

We have three sides and sights presented, and which one is the truth, the one and only ?

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TrickshotCandy Apr 10, 2026 +1

Liar, Liar, pants on f****** fire!

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Musicman1972 Apr 10, 2026 +1

He's not a big one for history is he.

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SloppyPlatypus69 Apr 10, 2026 +1

Thank you great leader Trump. We are not worthy!

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Opposite-Bit6660 Apr 10, 2026 +1

Who is he protecting in the Trump/Epstein files?

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DazedinDenver Apr 10, 2026 +1

A lot of NATO members aren't really happy with butt-tongued Rutte, too: [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-nato-mark-rutte-iran-war-b2954042.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-nato-mark-rutte-iran-war-b2954042.html)

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DiarrheaMonkey1 Apr 11, 2026 +1

Next week: Trump takes a dump on the NATO Charter. Rutte: It's so much better this way!

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GoblinDiplomat Apr 10, 2026 +1

Well, that fuckin' guy needs to go.

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spetulia_goth Apr 10, 2026 +1

I imagine brown nosing Trump is probably extra gross given his incontinence.

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Deaftrav Apr 10, 2026 +1

Wow. What a brown nose the chief has...

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usuallysortadrunk Apr 10, 2026

Bet Trumps d*** sure feels safe in his mouth

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MrAtlantic Apr 10, 2026

Will personally donate $5 billion USD to a charity of his choice if he can articulate exactly how that is true. He directly caused further attacks, violence, region instability, strait closures, economic turmoil, and regional animosity towards the US in return for absolutely no benefit or tangible return.

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Mageofsin Apr 10, 2026

There's a few more million displaced, how is that safer?

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macross1984 Apr 10, 2026

NATO is currently so dependent on US that they have to rub Trump's back to keep US in NATO fold until it can do without them or when US really do leave.

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Cryptocaned Apr 10, 2026 +2

Diplomacy is sure one hell of a thing, not something Trump seems to know much about.

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