Nestlé says 413,793 KitKat candy bars stolen en route from Italy to Poland

This should be a mission in GTA

Kat burglars at it again.

Couldn’t have happened to a better (the worst) company.

Nestle thieves whining about being stolen from gives me no sympathy.

Good, f*** Nestle. I’m not even gonna dignify them by giving their name the accent.

get fucked, nestle. how many babies have you killed btw

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Oh god. Gimmie a Break!

I'm still on my way to Poland. Follow the KitKat wrapper trail.

So, they are hot chocolate?

usually its nestle who does the stealing. of water. rain forest and human dignity. f their c**** shitty chocolate bars and f nestle.

I don’t blame them. European KitKats are amazing. Way better than we have in the states.

Doesn’t even match what Nestle steals from the world everyday

2 pounds of chocolate was used to make those 413k Kitkats.

*Whatcha gonna do for a KitKat bar?* Grand theft, apparently.

Nestle steals water every day who cares?

Definitely the biggest crime going on out there

Caught or not, these criminals will find themselves behind bars.

Imagine being a thief thinking you're boosting a truckload of electronics only to learn it's just a fuckton of kitkats.

Gift for Ukrainian kids

How does this happen? Like fast and the furious family style? Lol

Aw come on, gimme a break.

F*** Nestle. They stole water from people. They can go screw themselves.

Good. May this continue to happen you water stealing fucks.

I would totally watch a heist movie based on this.

Probably the Hungarians! 😄

Oh, we're having fun in the next /r/FoodHeist episode.

No one’s going to shed a tear for Nestle

Thieves vanished into fat air

Yeah, well, f*** you, Nestlé.

Someone taking a long break

Bro, I wanna steal 413,793 KitKat candy bars. They're quite the tasty treat.

Looks like they broke off a few pieces of that kitKat bar

I'll never be mad at someone for messing with Nestle.

What kind of packaging would make 413,793 bars? 1,999 boxes of 207 bars? 45,977 boxes of 9 bars? 137,931 boxes of 3 bars? Something seems off here.

Nestlé should give 'em a break.

What's that? Nestle killed how many babies knowingly via a marketing effort in Africa through their baby formula and they *STILL* exist as a company?? Oh wait that's not about this event.   It's about their child and slave labor and unethical trade for cocoa and other ingredients to produce their chocolates with instances as recent as 2010! Hell, sorry I'm not reading this right... It's surely about their history of price fixing, union busting,  deforestation and spreading misinformation about their brand and products! Damn, I need my glasses. I'm sure this article is something about Nestle that is important.

Nothing to do with me.

Please, will someone think of shareholders!

I'm sure there's a pun but I can't think of one

Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat truck.

"Have a break, steal a KitKat"

Kit Kats were best. They went really fast.

413,793 divided by 12 tonnes is 12 000 000 g / 413793 which is 29.00000725 so someone clearly selected 29g as the weight per kit kat for some reason.

Count Chocula turning to crime after AI put him out of a job.

The Polish eat KitKats sideways, so this crime is justified.

Give me a break…. Give me a break…

This is a very specific number

I’m surprised it’s an odd number

Nestle is constantly poisoning everyone

How much does Poland need Italian KitKats? Can’t they produce their own, or at the very least eat Prince Polo, which is superior? Get fucked, Nestle.

This is how a corporation gets their insurance company to pay for the extra costs of their tariffs.

That’s a lot of breaks

I'm sure they can make up their losses by murdering a few million more babies. r/fucknestle

oh, break me off 413,793 pieces, break me off 413,793 pieces. break me off 413,793 pieces of that kit kat bar.

Why couldn't I have done it!

Sorry not sorry. F*** Nestle.

Break me off a piece of that felony

So a single truck load...who the f*** cares

Once they eat one they’ll return them

Zero chocolate stolen!

I love Kit Kats, unless I’m with 1,655,172 or more friends.

The one with Diarrhea is the guilty one.

Once the start breaking them up is there any way of telling which piece belongs to which pack?

The question is: who are they pointing the finger at ?

Whoa! The way Canadian grocery stores are price gouging, that haul is worth at least a billion. 

Who stole the kitkats? It was a Kit kat burglar 😀

They are definitely lying! Nobody likes nor wants to eat their new, formulated chocolate.

Come on gimme a break.

As long as it’s not the matcha flavor

nothing of value sounds lost then, especially when it’s not even real chocolate

All for the Golden Ticket

That's a lot of calories

Incredibly c**** Kit Kat bars in Rome lately

Consultant case interview ass question

Only cause I was curious. Kit kat bars have 210 calories per serving in us. That is almost 87 million calories stolen.

While I’m sure the use of “candy bar” is due to regional vernacular, as I am from the UK and would call it a chocolate bar - but in this day and age my brain immediately defaulted to “is there not enough chocolate in KitKats anymore to legally be called a chocolate bar?!”

They reached their destination anyways. Just differently than intended.

They’re lookin for the golden ticket

And once again, the Katburgler shows up his arch-nemesis, the Hamburgler.

Poor driver couldn't catch a break

My mama said alligators are ornery cause they got all dem wafers, but no chocolate to dip them in.

They're ~~laying low until the heat cools down~~ taking a break.