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News & Current Events Mar 25, 2026 at 4:01 PM

New Poster for 'Scary Movie'

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CountOff Mar 25, 2026 +3482
Rewatched the first one again recently The bit with the reporter talking about the death of one teen, breaking her report to shoot a dude in the background, then updating her spiel in real time to the death of two teens still cracks me up after all these years lol
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DavianVonLorring Mar 25, 2026 +1414
The black TV crew getting the hell out of Dodge. They knew what was up.
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darth_raynor Mar 25, 2026 +911
"White folks are dead! We're getting the f*** outta here!"
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HawkJefferson Mar 25, 2026 +179
Followed by Shorty's last words to the victim. The whole like 5 minutes is hilarious.
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goldengod828 Mar 25, 2026 +181
“Were you close to the victim?” “Oh yeah, real close. Until the roofies wore off and I had to get my tongue outta her ass and leave”
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DavianVonLorring Mar 25, 2026 +98
You forgot to mention, "She started talking about pressing charges."
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jacqueslepagepro Mar 26, 2026 +76
"What would have been your last words to the victim?" "RUN B**** RUUUUN!"
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donut_jihad666 Mar 25, 2026 +104
"Yo mama." "You're my brother, jackass. That's your mother, too." "Oh, well then your father." "So? I don't know him..." "Oh yeah, me neither."
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impreprex Mar 25, 2026 +29
I can still hear the “I DON’T KNOW HIM!!” in Brenda’s voice.
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goldenboy2191 Mar 25, 2026 +70
[link](https://youtu.be/Gfj2aiWh0ek?si=e2LdrRv-ptGWP0XH) for the homies.
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AlexLong1000 Mar 25, 2026 +216
Greg giving Cindy the sickest elbow drop in cinema always gets me
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CountOff Mar 25, 2026 +75
Bro it’s the *way* it just comes out of nowhere that immediately makes me lose it He’s legit standing up perfectly seconds before then gets almost Jeff Hardy esque air time as he immediately breaks into the elbow drop movement 😭
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JajajaNiceTry Mar 25, 2026 +68
I still love when Greg is choking Cindy and her boyfriend is just tapping Greg on the back lightly, saying “Hey c’mon, you’re hurting her man” It’s the little things that makes rewatching that movie hysterical every time
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slonkycat Mar 26, 2026 +20
They really did a good job of mocking how useless Ray was in IKWYDLS when Barry was choking Julie.
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vyxanis Mar 25, 2026 +154
Gail Hailstorm! Author of the book "You're dead, I'm rich"
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impreprex Mar 26, 2026 +27
…GAIL SWALLOWS!!
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dadvader Mar 25, 2026 +64
The first one holds up really, really well. But I'm not vibing with the 2nd one this time. Just feel dated..And to think it used to be my most rewatch entry lol
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sluncer Mar 25, 2026 +98
The third one still holds up. It has so many good moments. It's free on YouTube right now. The wake scene is still one of the funniest scenes in any movie for me.
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WarlockEngineer Mar 25, 2026 +104
Cindy, the TV's leaking!
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Hostilis_ Mar 25, 2026 +74
This b**** is messing up my floor!
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Karjalan Mar 26, 2026 +16
My sisters and I lost it when she was just calmly talking to Cindy in her classroom and then someone throws a bunch of pens at the blackboard and she instantly snaps "NOW WHO DA F*** DID DAT?"
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boytekka Mar 25, 2026 +67
Is this where the sheriff’s hat getting larger every time the camera focuses on her?
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RegalBeagleKegels Mar 25, 2026 +42
That's the third one. The dogs are acting strange.
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orangeyougladiator Mar 25, 2026 +22
That’s probably the best gag in any movie ever
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Peach_Air Mar 25, 2026 +33
The shotgun shell from the shovel is the clear w*****.
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elegylegacy Mar 25, 2026 +41
"She looks so peaceful"
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Astrosaurus42 Mar 25, 2026 +28
I love when Cindy talks to Brenda's mom, showing the blank photographs and she tells her to flip them over hahah.
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Marsuello Mar 26, 2026 +1
“Brenda was my b****”
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TheCrushSoda Mar 25, 2026 +30
There are two small jokes in 3 that absolutely kill me. Them boarding up the basement, only to have not stuck them to the wall so the door still opens and in one scene someone just reloads a shovel and a shotgun shell falls out of it. So stupid but so good
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Disastrous_Hall8406 Mar 25, 2026 +5
For me I'll always remember [the guy sitting on the chair then puking ](https://youtu.be/muaQdzcwFW8?si=m-jIBUZsQpbiVdVs) scene
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Euphoric-Blueberry37 Mar 25, 2026 +37
It’s the shotgun pitchfork that lives rent free in my mind
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OddballOliver Mar 25, 2026 +27
Shovel.
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Euphoric-Blueberry37 Mar 25, 2026 +6
Shovel, thank you
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xHawk_T Mar 25, 2026 +18
So you're telling me that you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
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WeNotAmBeIs Mar 25, 2026 +16
The 3rd one is the only one I still like. The rest feel too dated. I rewatches the 3rd one last year and I still laughed out loud at so many jokes. "Hey, I'm going to need a ride..."
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orangeyougladiator Mar 25, 2026 +8
The first one at least still holds up because all the references it makes are still looked back on fondly
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JankyJugs Mar 25, 2026 +10
I love 2. Probably because it was my favourite growing up but I rewatched it recently and still thought it held up pretty well. Different strokes I guess. The scene from 4 with Anna Faris and the Japanese kid is still so f****** funny though.
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Robsonmonkey Mar 25, 2026 +1987
I’m surprised they haven’t recreated the traditional “movie theatre” posters they’ve done for each film
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OCGamerboy Mar 25, 2026 +646
That’ll probably be the next poster, if there is one
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KingEJ1 Mar 25, 2026 +283
I hope the include Nicole Kidman in her AMC trailer clothes
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GordoPepe Mar 25, 2026 +35
*Nicky Grownupman
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Purple_Occasion8543 Mar 26, 2026 +17
*Nicky Manman
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BondCool Mar 25, 2026 +48
this feels like the GoT poster with all the heads on the wall
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JeromeMcLovin Mar 25, 2026 +3493
somehow, Doofy returned
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osmlol Mar 25, 2026 +1424
I mean all he did was drive off in a car at the end of the original. Why couldn't he return?
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HeroDiesFirst Mar 25, 2026 +999
Him coming back isn’t so much the confusing part as him coming back and being seemingly mentally handicapped again after revealing he never was to begin with. But it’s a comedy, they’ll come up with a goofy/funny way to explain it. Or honestly never mentioning it at all would be equally funny imo.
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lsaz Mar 25, 2026 +1611
they literally have Brenda dying in every movie and then returning in the next one. Don’t know why people are taking about continuity lol
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Ghastion Mar 25, 2026 +613
Also Ray was a bad-guy and died and came back as a good-guy so...
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Thesheriffisnearer Mar 25, 2026 +511
And he is straight. He just likes music and shopping
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Theorex Mar 25, 2026 +171
Is that why we went to San Francisco?
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Playgirl_USMC Mar 25, 2026 +122
I wanted to go shopping
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BipedClub684000 Mar 25, 2026 +92
But you made love to me....
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Arryu Mar 25, 2026 +125
Hey now, *you* sucked *my* d***.
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thuggishruggishboner Mar 25, 2026 +78
I'm not gay. You took me shopping?? I needed new shoes
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MeestaJohnny Mar 25, 2026 +82
And he wanted to go dancing
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can_i_get_a____job Mar 25, 2026 +47
“Does this top make me look gay?”
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ImWhatsInTheRedBox Mar 25, 2026 +59
How about now?
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Lolkimbo Mar 25, 2026 +11
Whoa, whoa, whoa.. Look, he sucked HIS d***, okay!?
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can_i_get_a____job Mar 25, 2026 +47
“Watching television shows doesn’t create psycho killers. Cancelling TV shows does!”
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lsaz Mar 25, 2026 +51
"Ray, you're back?" "Of course, is the sequel"
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ogmarker Mar 25, 2026 +15
My favorite bit about that deleted scene is after Cindy and Brenda, Tori Spelling jumps in: “Leave us alone!” “B****, I don’t know you” lmao
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theonewhoknack Mar 25, 2026 +84
Brenda only died in 2 of the 4 movies she was in. Cindy died in 1 too.
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damned_squid Mar 25, 2026 +118
>Brenda only died in 2 of the 4 movies she was in. 50% of the time, she dies every time!
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beastson1 Mar 25, 2026 +15
that means if she doesn't die in this one, there's a good chance of her dying in Scary Movie 7!
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Im-Mr-Bulldopz Mar 25, 2026 +129
It’d be funny if they flash back to that scene of him driving away and it shows him crashing his car, making him actually mentally handicapped lol
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TwelveWon Mar 25, 2026 +29
😂😂😂 I hope that is exactly what happens
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LastNightInDriver Mar 25, 2026 +37
I think it’d be funny if he actually hit his head and is just acting like doofy 99% of the time now (with random bursts of him being normal)
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clavitopaz Mar 25, 2026 +56
Somehow Brenda returns every movie too lol
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Dr_Tracksuit_MD Mar 25, 2026 +25
What's the matter, did you miss the Fortnite reveal?
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C1ccC1ccC1 Mar 25, 2026 +1990
"Thank God I'm dead." - Roger Ebert
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moviesarealright Mar 25, 2026 +749
Roger actually liked the first Scary Movie lol
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Horibori Mar 25, 2026 +288
I always appreciated Roger Ebert because he generally followed the very bottom line to critique film: *was the movie entertaining to watch* Last time I checked the critics on his website followed a similar process for reviewing. I think they gave Maleficent a poor score but the review itself is actually positive.
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PaulBlartWallClock Mar 25, 2026 +134
No, his bottom line criteria was *Did the movie achieve what it set out to* Basing it on "fun" would make you a surface level YouTube critic.
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Horibori Mar 25, 2026 +90
It’s both technically. Ebert pushed back against critics that looked down on popular entertainment. I’d look up how he defended Die Hard and Groundhog day. Ebert very much took into account the entertainment value of a movie, because that is what will matter by the time you get to credits: whether or not the film was worth your time.
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PaulBlartWallClock Mar 25, 2026 +81
His 3.5/4 star review of Anaconda is my go-to whenever I see comments calling him "pretentious". Even though that word has lost all meaning online.
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ImmortalMoron3 Mar 25, 2026 +61
I always go to the fact he thought Spider-Man 2 should've been nominated for Best Picture that year. I loved that he loved that movie, it's one of my favourites too.
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Horibori Mar 25, 2026 +33
For me it would be how he fought Siskel over Jim Carreys performance in the mask. But that’s a more famous callback.
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DavianVonLorring Mar 25, 2026 +49
I will forever appreciate him for enjoying RocketMan (1997). https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/rocket-man-1997
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RadiantEnvironment90 Mar 25, 2026 +155
Who doesn’t?
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RelevantJackWhite Mar 25, 2026 +121
most RT audiences lol [https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/scary\_movie](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/scary_movie)
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rtozur Mar 25, 2026 +60
*Both* critics and audiences put out the hit?
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Gh0stMan0nThird Mar 25, 2026 +44
Man one of the big flaws of the passage of time is that things get judged in retrospect and not for what it was at the time. A lot of these reviews are from the last few years, or even **this** year. Even if Scary Movie "hasn't aged well," these folks just do not remember what a huge hit it was in 2000.
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Ghastion Mar 25, 2026 +113
The first Scary Movie is a masterpiece.
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Fortestingporpoises Mar 25, 2026 +43
I feel like the second one gets more love from people but they’re both great.
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D1sCoL3moNaD3 Mar 25, 2026 +27
Is it because of my strong hand?
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PaulieHehehe Mar 25, 2026 +37
I think 3 is the best in the series, IMO. The sight gags and presence of Leslie Nielsen really put it over the top.
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Fickle-Lunch6377 Mar 25, 2026 +9
People don’t really remember, but being 40, back when it came out me and my movie, loving friends treated all of these types of movies like they were going to be the death of cinema.
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LTS55 Mar 25, 2026 +25
I loved how often he unashamedly loved movies a lot of other critics hated (because they were boring and hated fun)
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moviesarealright Mar 25, 2026 +30
But there were also plenty he hated that everyone else loved and are now classics. And that’s why he’s a true critic and why he’s so great- he stuck to his opinions and was able to back up why he didn’t like or liked them, even if he was way off. Critics now, especially YouTube ones, just don’t have that push against the grain (Aside from David Ehrlich, he is a true critic)
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Will-Of-D-3D2Y Mar 25, 2026 +24
Ebert had the quality to communicate why he liked or disliked something in a way so the reader would know if they would agree with him or not. It was never about the score, always about the analysis.
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moviesarealright Mar 25, 2026 +5
Yup! I just watched a clip of him recently talking about what makes a good film review. He said the reader should get an idea of what the film is about, so that even if Roger didn’t like it, the reader might think they still could like it, and that the review should be entertaining overall so the reader doesn’t feel like they wasted their time from Roger himself.
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lightyearnoir Mar 25, 2026 +56
Watched the trailer and felt like it's about 6-10 years late with its 'woke' jokes...
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TheRecognized Mar 25, 2026 +53
I don’t understand the weirdly antagonist marketing. “Gen Z will hate this! It’s going to cancel cancel culture!” it just feels desperate.
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lightyearnoir Mar 25, 2026 +24
It feels like 'victim' mentality trying to create engagement...so yeah, desperate.
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AllCity_King Mar 25, 2026 +416
Lmao Art rocking the baseball cap in the place of his little top hat.
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QueefBeefCletus Mar 25, 2026 +231
That's Scarifier, bro. Put some respect on that name.
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Gr1ml0ck Mar 25, 2026 +18
Gold grill, homie.
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psychadelicbreakfast Mar 25, 2026 +75
To be fair, red hats terrify me these days
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hornyjaildotorg Mar 25, 2026 +770
Each tagline and promo for this movie gives me the vibe of those comedy specials that are titles “CANCELLED” or something like that
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1stepklosr Mar 25, 2026 +531
It doesn't help that they're saying this movie is going to "cancel cancel culture". It's going to be a shitshow.
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probablyuntrue Mar 25, 2026 +212
I don’t think even the boomers in my local Facebook groups talk about cancel culture anymore
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IcyTransportation961 Mar 25, 2026 +124
Because they're in charge, so they get to do the canceling
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Illustrious-Field442 Mar 25, 2026 +40
Their preferred term now is “Woke”
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DaGrouchy5196 Mar 25, 2026 +41
I mean yeah, cancel culture died the night Trump was elected for the second time.
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RobertdBanks Mar 25, 2026 +120
I hope it’s an hour and a half of racial slurs with no jokes or set ups, just racial slurs spoken at a normal volume and even keel tone. Finally, true comedy returns.
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RbargeIV Mar 25, 2026 +90
From the vibe of the trailer, they’re punching down on trans folks.
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ParkerPoseyGuffman Mar 25, 2026 +46
The new trailer is so boomer compared to the trailer of the first one
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IMTrick Mar 25, 2026 +115
From the previews I've seen it really seems they've leaned into trying to piss off as many people as possible with this one... in a "trying way too hard" kind of way. Biting political satire can be good. In a Scary Movie sequel? I've got my doubts.
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Heisenripbauer Mar 25, 2026 +106
it’s a built-in defense mechanism. if the movie does poorly, they can just say “of course it did bad we offended too many snowflakes”
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not1fuk Mar 25, 2026 +45
Based on the trailer its kind of weird that Marlon and the rest of the Wayans made a movie directly to appease the type of people who hate his transgender child. Maybe the final product will be more balanced but the trailer was just terrible edgy conservative bait.
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Legitimate_First Mar 25, 2026 +16
> that Marlon and the rest of the Wayans made a movie directly to appease the type of people who hate his transgender child It's pretty clear that they're just making the exact same jokes as they did in the early 2000s. They were dumb then but kinda worked because of the novelty, they're just tired and not funny now.
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SonicSingularity Mar 25, 2026 +78
Yeah, the opening joke in the trailer about they/them pronouns really put me off. Its not offensive, its just not funny. Its a really low effort joke that feels a decade late, and it was their opening pitch... The "why just half gay?" Joke was decently funny though
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TerminallyTrill Mar 25, 2026 +35
/r/onejoke
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MeatCatRazzmatazz Mar 25, 2026 +60
Yeah this feels like it's gonna be on the level of a Tony Hinchcliff or modern Chapelle special. It's gonna be cringe, and not in a fun way.
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ROBtimusPrime1995 Mar 25, 2026 +68
It's really obvious that the Ellisons are super into "owning the libs" in such a corny way with how they are mishandling Paramount. They have hired a disgraced exec fired for sexual harassment to run their animation studio, a well-known rapist who just directed propaganda for Amazon, and now they are greenlighting shit like this, an unfunny trend from 20 years ago that killed the comedy genre. Shit is so unserious, it's pathetic.
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TehSeksyManz Mar 25, 2026 +16
That's what happens when you put a loyalist puppet in charge of the FCC
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darkbloo64 Mar 25, 2026 +9
Literally the first joke in the trailer is someone on the subway getting stabbed, then scolding another passenger for assuming their gender. Some of the cringiest shit I've seen in a long time.
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Fast-Times-1982 Mar 25, 2026 +151
“Take my little hand, it’s stronger”
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seductivestain Mar 25, 2026 +48
"TAKE MY GOOD HAND"
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Fast-Times-1982 Mar 25, 2026 +8
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OGZSr4\_sBY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OGZSr4_sBY)
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denver_bored Mar 25, 2026 +482
So glad to see Cheri Oteri return. I rewatched the og last week, and though it hits less now that I'm in my 40s and the jokes/spoofs are so dated, it reminded me how amazing she is at stealing a scene and pulling off absurd premises. Truly a great.
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constantvariables Mar 25, 2026 +176
YOU’RE ON MY FOOT, FAT SHIT!
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sinsculpt Mar 25, 2026 +47
"Hold my gum" *Spits it directly at him*
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Basicazzwitch Mar 25, 2026 +33
Sorry Gail
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Informal_Daikon_9812 Mar 25, 2026 +6
Gail! I can see you woofer, your lilac.... ow Gail, my neck!
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talones Mar 25, 2026 +43
I do find it interesting that Cheri Oteri has kind of disappeared, but Molly Shannon has been regularly featured in all kinds of media for 30 years.
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denver_bored Mar 25, 2026 +26
Molly Shannon is another great. Cool how she's excelled at both comedic and dramatic roles. She's incredible in *Year of the Dog.*
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NooNygooTh Mar 25, 2026 +11
Well that's because Molly is a SUPASTAHHH
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jamintime Mar 25, 2026 +15
Cheri Oteri was known to be hard to work with while Molly Shannon is considered a sweetheart. Not sure how much that comes to play, but I’m sure there are a lot of factors at play other than how popular they were during their time on SNL.
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dreadedicebreaker Mar 25, 2026 +49
Seriously my first thought as well, hilarious how Cheri Oteri elevates something like this
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AccelerationFinish Mar 25, 2026 +20
It's weird how her career didn't take off after SNL. She was one of the highlights of the show during her time there
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Obi_Wan_Benobi Mar 25, 2026 +28
Cheri Oteri was a mega babe on Saturday Night Live.
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talones Mar 25, 2026 +19
Simma Down na!
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TripleSingleHOF Mar 25, 2026 +26
Oh shit Chris Elliott is back for this? That's great.
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gamersecret2 Mar 25, 2026 +445
This poster is so stupid in exactly the way I want Scary Movie to be.
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Lurker_MeritBadge Mar 25, 2026 +96
I’m a little annoyed that it cuts off the label for the bottom row but other then that I’m kinda hyped for this movie.
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Mario_Prime510 Mar 25, 2026 +7
And the quality of the image is terrible too. I can barely read any of the price tags. They’re some kid of witty joke for each head, but some are barely readable while others you can’t read at all.
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elizalemon Mar 25, 2026 +20
Who is the guy on the bottom row supposed to be? Bc my first thought was Charlie Kirk.
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TheNightstroke Mar 25, 2026 +7
Cameron Scott Roberts, he's playing the boyfriend of one of Cindy's daughters. You can see him in the trailer as a Remmick/Sinners parody.
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theonewhoknack Mar 25, 2026 +109
Real missed opportunity for Buffy not showing up.
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austingriffis Mar 25, 2026 +49
Oh my god, we hit a boot!
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DavianVonLorring Mar 25, 2026 +22
"We'll get rid of the body." "Not necessary." Lol, that guy was so damn chill after getting hit by a car.
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datgohan Mar 25, 2026 +9
"Guess I'll be leaving now?!" ...
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ByzantiUhm Mar 25, 2026 +19
Where's the foot?!?
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DirectConsequence12 Mar 25, 2026 +793
>Every line will be crossed All the marketing for this movie has been “oh my god we’re gonna offend everyone. Real comedy is back” and then trailer came out and forgot to have any actual funny jokes in it
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SauconySundaes Mar 25, 2026 +240
"Now who the f*** did that!?" No matter how much this movie sucks, they can never take Scary Movie 3 from us.
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Kelvin_Inman Mar 25, 2026 +50
“Cindy, the TV is leaking!”
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Slakingpin Mar 25, 2026 +28
"Cindy, this b**** is messing up my floor"
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DavianVonLorring Mar 25, 2026 +80
"Tom, I'll need a ride home." Hands down one of the funniest throwaway lines ever.
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coldliketherockies Mar 25, 2026 +32
I was mad how many people seemed to miss that in my theatre. Maybe they have a different type of humor but a man drunkenly crashing his car into a Woman killing her and then being careless asking the husband for a car ride home… oh great I killed the joke now too It is very zucker/naked gun type humor. I’m glad we got teo films with leslie Nielsen before he passed
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Albyyy Mar 25, 2026 +126
Scary Movie 3 is the best of all of them and it’s not even done by the Wayans brothers. Charlie Sheen and Leslie Nielsen are f****** hilarious.
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herrmione Mar 25, 2026 +28
"These men died for their country. Send flowers to their bitches and ho's."
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TheArcheryRaccoon Mar 25, 2026 +31
Scary Movie 3 is one of the greatest films of all time
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thegracelesswonder Mar 25, 2026 +45
Charlie Sheen is perfect in that movie.
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sluncer Mar 25, 2026 +9
The wake scene still gets me to this day.
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toomanymarbles83 Mar 25, 2026 +8
Probably because it was David Zucker, one third of ZAZ(Zucker-Abrams-Zucker), aka the people behind Airplane.
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analgape4206969 Mar 25, 2026 +5
They even got the wu tang clan
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QueefBeefCletus Mar 25, 2026 +46
Shotgun shovel. Best throwaway gag in the franchise.
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DirtySperrys Mar 25, 2026 +17
I still think about the Japanese translation going from “hello” to “herro”
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OttersEatFish Mar 25, 2026 +119
“If you think it’s corny or objectively unfunny, then you’re just easily offended.” It doesn’t sound like the marketing strategy of a team with confidence in the project.
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LoschVanWein Mar 26, 2026 +8
"You just don’t get it" …I get it just fine it’s just that all the jokes are old, not really offensive or edgy to anyone and completely out of touch.
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thedinnerdate Mar 25, 2026 +30
That tagline feels like they made a movie for those divorced dads with the black Oakley sunglasses profile pics.
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kazuya57 Mar 25, 2026 +176
"Gen Z is trying to cancel Eminem!" ass marketing
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burnerdadsrule Mar 25, 2026 +150
People forgot that these movies went away for good reason. They never really made jokes as much as they referenced shit. This whole wave of " Heyremember this" movies killed comedy for like 10 years. There were funnny scenes, but for the most part this shit was played out halfway through movie #2
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why_trys Mar 25, 2026 +110
Does the Sheriffs hat getting larger but count as a joke? Because I still laugh thinking about that bit
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vulcan7200 Mar 25, 2026 +24
The movies definitely had jokes. While I don't disagree with the person you're responding to that a lot of the jokes were references (I wonder how many people who watch Scary Movie 2 will even get something like the Firestone Tire Reference), the movies did have jokes that just work as stand alone, non reference jokes.
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PIPBOY-2000 Mar 25, 2026 +59
I think people are severely underestimating how people still enjoy dumb stuff. If people can lap up things like the new anaconda movie then they won't turn their nose up at a new scary movie. That hat scene is comedy gold BTW
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justacaucasian Mar 25, 2026 +10
The new Anaconda movie was the best 2 hour nap of my life. The theater I go to has these really nice recliners and they even have heat/massage options. Went with my family, had a couple drinks during the trailer, then zonked out in like the first 5 minutes. Worth
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KassellTheArgonian Mar 25, 2026 +17
Or the pumping of the shovel like it's a pump-action shotgun
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Notagenome Mar 25, 2026 +14
Scary Movie 3 is the exception.
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Nosidam48 Mar 25, 2026 +35
Except for 3 which switched directors and focused on slapstick and visual gags. It’s still parodies but I find it’s held up better due to a kid getting hit with a car being timeless. Yelling “Yahtzee” and knocking himself out never gets old.
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cowpool20 Mar 25, 2026 +28
Eh, I think the new Naked Gun being successful is a good indication that people still enjoy dumb comedy.
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ienjoymen Mar 25, 2026 +35
People enjoy dumb comedy *that's written well*
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ttonster2 Mar 25, 2026 +15
Scary Movie 3 is very funny. It has the same humor as Airplane in the format of a spoof movie. 
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DavianVonLorring Mar 25, 2026 +11
It probably helped having David Zucker as director. He also co-directed *Airplane!*
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Emperor_Orson_Welles Mar 25, 2026 +41
Why break with tradition?
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TomatoSilly1683 Mar 25, 2026 +10
Short legs 💀
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PowSuperMum Mar 25, 2026 +36
All these heads and you don’t have one of Shannon Elizabeth?
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KingCrooked Mar 25, 2026 +28
She's not in the film, she said she was sad she didn't get invited back. Pretty sure Marlon responded to this and said they'd try to get her into a sequel if all goes well, he said something like it was already a bit packed with how many previous elements they tried to bring back for this one.
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thefabulouskiki Mar 25, 2026 +42
I hope they have time to actually be funny between trying to offend imaginary young people
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Dead-O_Comics Mar 25, 2026 +224
Far too many people have confidence in this film, even after that trailer.
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PowSuperMum Mar 25, 2026 +53
Nostalgia sells
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TheCornjuring Mar 25, 2026 +36
I have confidence that it will make a lot of money
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jayeddy99 Mar 25, 2026 +21
Spoofing Terrifier seems like putting a hat on a hat in my opinion.
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ValApologist Mar 25, 2026 +31
I mean, a lot of the humor in the franchise was spoofing Scream, which is also putting a hat on a hat.
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USDXBS Mar 25, 2026 +60
I can't wait for the "offensive humor" to be tamer than stuff drag queens talk about, and for the right to go nuts over "woke leftists wanting to cancel it"
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saintmitchy Mar 25, 2026 +121
I can just feel the “I identify as a __” jokes radiating from the poster
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Shezoh Mar 25, 2026 +60
"i identify as a comedy movie"
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gbon21 Mar 25, 2026 +40
They already basically did the joke in the trailer. This movie will be a big win for humorless Kill Tony chuds whose sense of humor stopped developing in 2007, but it's gonna be a real bust for comedy.
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mrcydonia Mar 25, 2026 +7
So, the title of this sequel is just "Scary Movie"? No number or subtitle? I really hate it when they do that. "Hey, we made a prequel to The Thing." "What's it called?" "The Thing."
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Junior-Pride1732 Mar 25, 2026 +7
Chris Elliot looking like Alan Moore.
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Fuckthegopers Mar 25, 2026 +15
That's probably one of the worst movie posters I've ever seen.
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Electrical-Staff735 Mar 25, 2026 +5
The most mid 2000s movie to come out. Oh God we really are hitting the nostalgic era for the early to mid 2000s
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piercedmfootonaspike Mar 25, 2026 +51
Is... Is that Charlie Kirk, middle left, bottom row?
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trogdorkiller Mar 25, 2026 +42
No, that's this movie's version of Remmick from Sinners
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Putrid_Loquat_4357 Mar 25, 2026 +32
Having remmick be a version of Charlie Kirk would be very clever.
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TanTan_101 Mar 25, 2026 +20
A polymarket gamble of there being a Charlie Kirk reference in the film wouldn’t be a bad bet.
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IBeBobbyBoulders Mar 25, 2026 +29
If they really wanna “offend everyone with REAL comedy” they will but something tells me they really just want to offend some people
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gotrings Mar 25, 2026 +8
I thought it was a Franco
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Jmart1oh6 Mar 25, 2026 +25
I’m not sure, they cropped his neck pretty high so it’s hard to tell.
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