Nick Offerman Slams 'Demented Grandpa' Trump for Making America's 250th Birthday About Himself

Trump never got any love from his parents. That's why he has to be the corpse at every wedding and the bride at every funeral.

We all knew this was going to happen. It was on my mind when he got elected how much of a bummer it was going to be for America that he was the one at the forefront for their 250th, but there was so many other things to be terrified about it faded to the background.

We need to declare our independence again after 250 years, because we are under the rule of a mad king.

I mean, Frump looks and acts two hundred and fifty years old, and I am not one hundred percent certain he isn't the animated corpse of King George, so there is that to factor in I guess... : (

He has been a pathologically mean, abusive narcissist his whole life. Dementia would in fact be the one possible opportunity to alter his course.

F****** love Nick Offerman.

Trump jerks off to a loop of his scene in Home Alone 2

Maybe we can celebrate 250 with the 25th. It’s close enough.

For America's birthday this year all I really want is a state funeral.

America didn’t really make it to 250 anyway.

Nick Offerman is 99% correct, with that other 1% being the part of him that decided to shave off his mustache.

In Trump's mind, if it's not about him then it doesn't exist.

Trump is totally insane and the GOP is to blame for the damage he has done and the lives that have been lost because of his demented ego. Hopefully one day we will have our ‘Nuremberg’ and we can declare a national holiday.

I mean… at this point are we sure America is even going to make it to 250? Or are we going to Betty White it?

I think the funniest thing you could possibly do if you met Donald Trump would be to pretend like you don't know who he is. He'd have an aneurism. The dude is such a raging narcisist. "Oh that's right. You're the Deal or No Deal guy!"

He makes everything about himself. EVERYTHING

Well, he's really just not wrong at all. I mean, President Donald Trump oughta know that he was just straight up wrong and stupid as f*** in trying to make America's upcoming 250th birthday all about himself. And with all of that being said this afternoon, of course the whole entire nation is going to celebrate the nation's birthday in style this year WITH a epic, once in a lifetime New Year's Eve style celebration in Times Square in New York City on the eve of the Fourth of July AND big time pool parties and backyard BBQs all day and night during the Fourth of July. But um, of course President Donald Trump and all of his remaining delusional supporters in certain parts of the whole entire country just sure as motherfucking hell ain't gonna take part in all of that good ass shit BECAUSE they just simply don't like America and EVERYTHING that the whole entire country just ACTUALLY stands for.

Grand Mal Trump needs to take it down a notch on the seizures.

What else would you expect from this egotistical a******.

Could we 25th amendment Trump on his birthday and the 250th anniversary of our country? 🙏 It would be poetic trust and trust these days hasn’t been seen in a while.

If Nick Offerman was delivering one consequence-free open handed slap to Trump, it might be the most watched event in history.

I’d really like to read the article… not going to pay. But bless Nick Offerman. ✊🏻

Someday, this reign of terror will end.

But what does he not make about himself?

As is amazon, Microsoft, Paramount now purchasing everything,

Not celebrating.

Too little. Too late. Find a way to return every single J6er to jail!

I graduated high school in the bicentennial year of 1976. It felt special to all of us. Was so looking forward to the 50 reunion to be held this year. With all the Trump c***, I’ve completely lost interest in attending. I live in Florida and the reunion would be in Wyoming. Just can’t see spending the price of airfare just for a Friday evening spent with former classmates. It’s very disappointing.

Well doesn’t he make everything about himself? Why would a national celebration be interpreted by him in his narcissistic brain stew as being totally about him in every way?

Now watch as trump talks about nick offermans amazing acting abilities and how he kissed a man or something. I can not wait for this f*** ass to be impeached or something.

As an American I find the whole concept of America off-putting. We stole this land while committing genocide against the first peoples, built the country on the backs of slaves, fought a bloody civil war when half the country wanted to preserve that slavery, and the progeny of that half who wanted to keep enslaving people has fought against progress ever since, fighting against the rights of all minorities, against women’s rights, against gay rights, against workers rights, against the poor and struggling, against immigrants, against anyone who isn’t their brand of white and Christian. They fight against the right to education, against the right to healthcare, against the right to have a home, against the right to have a remunerative job, and on and on and on. This country has never been great, and any brief moments of greatness are blotched out by a long history of the shittiest humans you can imagine being absolutely evil. I don’t feel any pride when think about my country. I feel embarrassment.

SLAMMED HIS ASS!

mr offerman is a national treasure

Slammed! Perhaps even blasted.

Donald J Trump does takeaway any sense of celebration of 250 years. Hopefully the US can become a supportive, viable ally again when Trump is gone. Then I can celebrate a bit. Oh gawd, what if we're still in this stupid war this summer?

ANYTHING Trump does, he makes about himself!

He is literally the proverbial golden calf from the Bible story, after being fooled the people turn away from god and instead pray to a statue of a gold calf which pissed off god so he punished them

We’re all skipping the 250th, but maybe just maybe we can celebrate the 252nd.

Anyone got the full article?

I mean, he has been here for almost a third of it all.

good more actors should use their voice

Impeach him! That would be the PROPER GIFT for the 250 year anniversary

Not celebrating trumps country. The USA hates me. What kind of man would I be if I still celebrated their birthday? No thanks.

I honestly wish celebrities would stop talking about him. Not because they shouldn't speak on politics but because That pig's ass probably loves this type of attention. He is literally feeding into his narcissism. "Just don't look!"🎶

Have your party, the rest of the world knows what an empty celebration it is.

I propose a 255 birthday celebration when all the fools are out of power and fully prosecuted. We can actually celebrate being a proper country then

Offerman hit all the high points. Too bad critical satire just makes trump whine more instead of affecting his behavior in a positive way.

Well he is the man of lawlessness, the antichrist who sets himself above all things worshiped “who opposes and exalts himself against every so-called god or object of worship, so that he takes his seat in the temple of God, proclaiming himself to be God.” ‭‭2 Thessalonians‬ ‭2‬:‭4‬ ‭ESV‬‬ https://bible.com/bible/59/2th.2.4.ESV but it is required that this Antichrist should set HIMSELF up as an object of worship, above, and as superior to, ‘everyone that is called God or worshipped. The images he posts as the pope and Christ is what’s in his heart. He desires all the attention on him he desires worship.

Nick Offerman for President!

Trump makes *everything* about himself...

Donald Trump was paid by Pfizer to promote the covid-19 vaccine https://docquery.fec.gov/pdf/286/201704180300150286/201704180300150286.pdf This link will show you a PDF file of the entire list of donors who donated money to Donald Trump in the 58th presidential inaugural committee, prior to his inauguration. In page 163 of the document, Pfizer's NYC headquarters address as well as the money they donated are on the page, with the amount being listed as exactly 1,000,000$ USD. It also lists the date from when he received it, which states it as December 22, 2016.

Come July 4th, if the Turd Reich is still in control, there won't be a birthday to celebrate. Democracy died on January 20, 2025. It was a good 249 year run. Nothing lasts forever. 😒😭😭😭😭😭

We really need some synonyms for the word “slam”. I’m so sick of seeing it especially when it’s tantamount to nothing.

Someone get Ja's take please

It only took 250 years to fall this far lo.

I downvote any post with any derivative of "slam" in the title.

Well, if we're finally at the point where people are 'slamming' trump, there's hope for america, still. \*pokes with stick\*

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I’m gonna have to hear from Ja on this.

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Who's Nick Offerman?