To get out of the toilet, stop overthinking and finally sleep
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Quacker-smacker98Mar 30, 2026
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1000 on black
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VapeRizzlerMar 30, 2026
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Black always cashes.
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ConstantThroat102Mar 30, 2026
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I once rearranged my entire living room at 2 AM and it actually looked 10x better. My best interior design moment happened when I should have been sleeping.
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XanwixMar 30, 2026
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To get the chicken chalupa combo from Taco Bell.
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ElegantRub2056Mar 30, 2026
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Check that all windows and doors are closed, a heavy downpour is on its way
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lowsmotionMar 30, 2026
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To quit my overnight job
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AntStunning6957Mar 30, 2026
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Getting into a relationship with a guy I met on Hinge. Today marks 10 months since then, and it's the healthiest and happiest I've ever been with someone. :')
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goldenhourconfessionMar 30, 2026
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eating chicken and juice that i forgot in the freezer
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betam4xMar 30, 2026
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Put $5 in a s*** machine randomly just before leaving. Won a few thousand. It just happened to be my only $5 bill, all the rest were other bills, and it was the last machine I passed when leaving.
Waiting for a c***** person was sketchy, as folks began circling like vultures and staring. However, it paid for the trip/stay along with plenty left over.
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IhateYouDontFollowMeMar 30, 2026
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If there is a baby from that mistake, I’m keeping it. I can’t wait to find out. I hope I’m not too let down if not.
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