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No, Bill Maher Is Not Being Awarded the Mark Twain Prize

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After it was reported earlier Friday that Bill Maher would receive the Mark Twain Prize with President Trump’s backing, the White House stepped in to shut the story down.

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YoureGonnaHearMeRoar Mar 20, 2026 +312
He’ll be getting something better: FIFA Humor Prize
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PseudoWarriorAU Mar 21, 2026 +7
Just before he bombs
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c4upinhisbhole Mar 20, 2026 -87
No, no, I think you know you have that one wrapped up.
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Im-Old_Gregg Mar 21, 2026 +9
You're being weird again.
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Pardot42 Mar 21, 2026 +3
Thats hurtful
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thatandtheother Mar 20, 2026 +23
Dude is obsessed with Chappell Roan.
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greennurse61 Mar 20, 2026 -26
I still haven’t figured out yet who he be. 
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spaceninj Mar 20, 2026 +56
Rob Schneider will get it.
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Protean_Protein Mar 20, 2026 +26
Why would a stapler win a prize?
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fantasmoofrcc Mar 20, 2026 +9
In this economy?
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UserWithno-Name Mar 20, 2026 +4
I don't think"Adam Sandlers most unfunny friend" qualifies for the prize
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DaKingaDaNorth Mar 20, 2026 +123
I would think you would have to be funny to win that. Maher is notorious for his standup being the absolute most forced and shittiest part of his shows. And the shows are shit outside of that too.
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Zealot_Alec Mar 21, 2026 +23
Pauses for laughs - dead silence is Bill's best bit
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Massive_Weiner Mar 21, 2026 +25
Him getting mad at the audience for not laughing is unironically the funniest bits in his show.
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Vio_ Mar 20, 2026 +35
Also known for being the most forced and shittiest parts of his shows? The other parts of his shows.
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grubas Mar 21, 2026 +5
Maher is an old rich man screaming about stuff he doesn't like and how everybody is beneath him.   But somehow it's called comedy.
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Dear_Bicycle2648 Mar 21, 2026 -1
kinda saw it coming after Chapelle talked about him and Israel on his latest stand up. happens damn near every time someone Jewish in the entertainment industry gets called out lol.
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ToonMasterRace Mar 21, 2026 +2
Chappelle praising saudi arabia was disgusting.
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ttd24 Mar 20, 2026 +13
Wait you mean the comedian that gets angry at his own crowd if they don’t laugh at a bad joke isn’t deserving of the comedy award
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Fuddle Mar 21, 2026 +1
He’s the Andy Rooney of comedy, just an old man complaining about things that have changed and he doesn’t like it.
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-BluBone- Mar 20, 2026 +12
"If Mark Twain could say it, I could say it too"
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NahWeGoooood Mar 20, 2026 +27
Don't you have to be in comedy to get that award?
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BaronNeutron Mar 21, 2026 +9
Anyone else just detest Bill Maher?
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Penks Mar 21, 2026 +1
Hate him so much that one of my favorite podcasts is called I Hate Bill Maher.
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HelpfulTap8256 Mar 21, 2026 +8
Only award Bill Maher should get is Pompous D***** of the Year award.
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whistlepig4life Mar 20, 2026 +39
I used to love Maher and his show. But when faced with the choice to go the same route as Meyers, Colbert, Oliver, and Kimmel….Maher decided to be Roy Cohn
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HardcoreKaraoke Mar 21, 2026 +16
I used to think Maher was awesome in the early 00s. I thought he was like an edgier Jon Stewart, who I also loved. I was all about that angsty atheist counter culture life and he really appealed to me. Then I graduated high school and realized how lame Maher really is. He's contrarian just to be a contrarian. He isn't funny or insightful. But to a young teenager he was "telling the truth" against religion and government.
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thebsoftelevision Mar 21, 2026 +1
Why would he go the same route as those partisan stooges who have no credibility in the eyes of anyone even remotely impartial? Maher is still left leaning but willing to call out Dems when they're shit, sorta like Jon Stewart but Maher is much sharper and harsher.
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fatuousfatwa Mar 20, 2026 -68
Bill Maher is more like George Carlin. Both mock the religious shit people cling to. It’s just that progressives coddle a certain vile Middle East religion and make Maher their enemy. The best comedians are atheists or skeptics in the great tradition of Mark Twain.
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bearfootin_9 Mar 21, 2026 +48
Other than being an atheist, Bill Maher is not the least little bit like Carlin. Carlin had a brain, empathy, and wit. Maher has none of the above. Maher is a bigot, a racist, and a misogynist. Carlin was none of the above. Carlin was a philosopher and a comedian. Maher is a drag on all thinking people.
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PM_me_dem_titays Mar 21, 2026 +36
Yeah, you gotta be a special kind of stupid to think Maher has any similarity to Carlin the Great. Education system has failed us so hard
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fatuousfatwa Mar 21, 2026 -43
Try telling the people at Kennedy how stupid they are for granting Bill Maher the prestigious Mark Twain Award then. You are no doubt more like Trump in opposing them. The fact is that Maher and Carlin possess similar worldviews based on skepticism and absurdity. Certainly Carlin was a far more skilled standup but the original comparison holds. Carlin often broke with progressive orthodoxy - such as his views on environmental issues. He basically said f*** the environment whereas Bill makes the environment his primary political issue. Since I am far more educated than you are I would put Vonnegut in the same category.
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ILiveInAColdCave Mar 21, 2026 +27
You don't have to because this article is about how he's not getting the award. It's in the headline pal. Can't you read?
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PM_me_dem_titays Mar 21, 2026 +17
Based on the fact that you didn't understand the article whatsoever, I'd be surprised if you made it more than 5 pages into a Vonnegut novel. He's not getting the award. I've actually read Slaughterhouse Five, breakfast of champions, and Sirens of Titan, all of which were very good. Cover to cover even! Carlin's jokes about the environment stem from his disdain of the human species, as exemplified by your post, not a hatred of the environment itself. I've actually read Carlin's books too. Yes, he was a writer as well! Your self-righteousness would have disgusted them both but I imagine Maher would appreciate it at least
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ErmaGherd12 Mar 21, 2026 -8
You are 100% correct; thanks for speaking up — the downvotes are from ideological bigots.
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HarrierJint Mar 21, 2026 +3
The downvotes are from people who haven’t banged their heads.  It takes more than “being atheist” and “mocking religious shit” to be like Carlin. Carlin is one of the greatest stand ups of all time, Maher… is not…
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thebsoftelevision Mar 21, 2026 +1
You don't need to think Maher was as good as a comedian to acknowledge the two shared similar worldviews.
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HarrierJint Mar 21, 2026 +1
I didn’t deny they shared worldviews, but that’s not the implied comparison.
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oldfogey12345 Mar 20, 2026 +4
If Maher isn't careful he could be end up doing a gig in downtown Tehran.
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WeNeedWorldPeaceNow Mar 20, 2026 +4
That prize is for comedy
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Griffdude13 Mar 20, 2026 +5
I don’t think I know anyone that likes him, left or right leaning.
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sinZeroplus Mar 21, 2026 +10
Maher really lost it around Covid during Trump 1.0 before that I did like him quite a bit. Saw one of his shows and he literally just said lines from the show verbatim then chastised the audience for not laughing. Very lazy.
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Bogey_Yogi Mar 20, 2026 +12
Shouldn’t one be funny to get that award?
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WaySavvyD Mar 20, 2026 +40
Good; Maher is an irrelevant POS
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nowhereman136 Mar 20, 2026 +12
I could literally think of dozens of comedians more deserving. But also, I wouldn't blame any of them for refusing the prize until 2029
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parkinthepark Mar 20, 2026 +7
I can think of a dozen houseplants more deserving.
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Horknut1 Mar 21, 2026 +3
Have they already given these to the 100,000 other comics more funny than Maher, did I miss it?
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Devilofchaos108070 Mar 20, 2026 +4
Maher sucks ass and has for f****** years if not always. F*** him. And I’m a Democrat. F*** Trump as well while we at it lol
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WintersDoomsday Mar 20, 2026 +9
He’s always been an arrogant a****** regardless of his “affiliation”. Never liked him for the same reason I never liked Dennis Miller.
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Kalse1229 Mar 20, 2026 +7
It's important to remember that just because someone is left-leaning (Democrat, liberal, leftist, however the f*** you describe it), it doesn't automatically make them a good person. Plenty of people on the left suck. So yeah, f*** Maher, and f*** Trump.
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ChickenInASuit Mar 21, 2026 +6
Yep. A reminder that Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein were both registered Democrats.
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Devilofchaos108070 Mar 21, 2026 +2
Yep exactly
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Zestyclose_Lake_1146 Mar 20, 2026 +2
Thank f***
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dantesdad Mar 21, 2026 +3
Bill who?
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jkoutris Mar 20, 2026 -1
I'm a pretty big Bill Maher fan. While I don't always agree with him (and I think it's okay to disagree with folks), I find myself agreeing with him way more often than not. I agree that he can come off as smug and, when you disagree with him, I can see how unlikable he could seem. That said, I watch his show regularly and appreciate his stance on current events. (Your downvotes don't hurt me). But...I was always surprised that he is considered a *comedian.* I love Bill Maher the Political Commentator. I appreciate Bill Maher the writer/editorialist (which his final New Rule segment is). But I've never really understood Bill Maher the comedian. His jokes are usually Tonight-Show-Leno-level obvious and hacky. The 'comedy' bit that gets shoehorned in the middle of the panel discussion of his show is usually a groaner.
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DrSmoke5502516 Mar 21, 2026
He lost his bite when Trump became president as a comedian.
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nothatsmyarm Mar 20, 2026 -1
I’ve seen his standup a few times and generally enjoy it. Though I did not enjoy the special he did around 2016 just before Trump was elected the first time—it was just too depressing (though I understand why). That said, the bit in the middle of the show is always an eye-roll.
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ToonMasterRace Mar 21, 2026 +1
It's funny how reddit suddenly hates Maher because he isn't completely totally TDS, simply because he doesn't support the rampant anti-semitism on the modern left
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HardcoreKaraoke Mar 21, 2026 +1
So Trump intervened and cancelled it? That's awesome. The lone Trump W in his 5+ years as President.
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MrSinilindon Mar 20, 2026 -5
It’s crazy how many people are apparently hogtied and forced to watch Bill Maher against their will, but it’s good to know we can count on them to provide the rest of us with interminable hate threads describing in great detail just how awful the experience was.
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fatuousfatwa Mar 21, 2026 -6
Emo-progs don’t like Maher because of his views on Islam. The great Christopher Hitchens would no doubt draw their hatred if he were still alive. I miss his great intellect.
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TequilaAndWeed Mar 20, 2026
Mark Twain is posthumously being awarded the Bill Maher award.
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Young_Cato_the_Elder Mar 20, 2026 -10
Bill Maher may suck. But Trump does still hate him. And most people still consider him left.
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SmallLetter Mar 20, 2026 +3
Maher is left of hell
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JellyPast1522 Mar 20, 2026 -7
Either way Maher gets a spike in ratings tonight, therefore we already lose..
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