He has to be so pissed off... Trump totally stole his thing. He was the crazy guy with the nukes, and you never knew what he was gonna do. Now, everyone is like, "Kim Dong WHO?!" Trump just threatened to nuke the White House?! Why would he do that?! Oh, because he's insane!
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CCCCLo0oo0ooo016 hr ago
+151
I wonder if Kim let his daughter push the button? They have been having so many father daughter publicity photos its almost cute, if they were not dictators.
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PM_ME_MH37015 hr ago
+40
Thats cause Kim Jong Un died from a heart attack in 2020 and they've been trying to ease into a succession plan ever since
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FranksWateeBowl15 hr ago
+18
Can you elaborate?
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FnordRanger_515 hr ago
+83
Very fat Korean didn’t shit for 47 years because he was born without an a***, the resulting pressure compressed his heart causing total attack- it is the only way god emperor can die, if they ever evolve a functioning a*** the world is in danger.
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JustABrokePoser14 hr ago
+66
They hate us cuz they a***!
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Thaurlach8 hr ago
+1
How did you get the script for the next season of South Park?
1
BlakkandMild12 hr ago
+11
Just to clarify, trump didn’t actually threaten to nuke the White House, right? Can never be too sure of what’s sarcasm or not these days
11
Cycode10 hr ago
+6
had the same thoughts. It's so fucky that we even have to question this..
6
TheDuckFarm16 hr ago
+15
Don't worry, there are plans for his daughter to take over.
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KP_Wrath15 hr ago
+24
His daughter is going to have to survive her aunt.
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Cycode10 hr ago
+2
> Trump just threatened to nuke the White House?!
We live in such fucky times that i actually go "did he for real? or was it just a joke because of the crazy shit he always says?" mentally.. and even more fucky that i don't go "WTF?" mentally but "eh whatever. it's Trump. it's expected of him"..
2
As_smooth_as_eggs16 hr ago
+5
Reminds me of when Gallagher sued his brother, Galllagher II, for stealing his act.
5
Rogerdodgerbilly12 hr ago
+3
Mad that he didnt get invited to Eptstein Islans
3
drgoatlord16 hr ago
+1
Dim Don Uno vs Kim Jong Un
1
time_peace15 hr ago
+1
You haven’t yet closed your quotation. Many historians speculate that the same quote is still ongoing to this day.
1
Kichard17 hr ago
+18
The dictator *formerly* known as rocket man
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Unicorn_Puppy18 hr ago
+19
Yeah, one thing Trump is actually good at is keeping himself the too news story. I’ll give him that.
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gattar515 hr ago
+10
they aren't doing this for attention. it should be obvious that militaries test the missiles they develop. for some reason, listnookors don't understand that North Korea, like the rest of the world, tests weapons.
and this is from the article
>"As the U.S. is focused on Iran, the North sees this as a golden time to upgrade their nuclear power and missile capability,” Lim Eul-chul, a professor at Kyungnam University, said.
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cornmonger_17 hr ago
+7
*i'm not wearing panties!!*
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longpenisofthelaw18 hr ago
+3
Or just reaffirming deterrence. Surprisingly saber rattling constantly with a large stockpile of missiles deters any thought of military action especially if you have nukes
3
ModsAreGarbage0014 hr ago
+3
Yeah, where have you been for the last few decades lol? Russia has been doing that since the 90s. Chechnya in the 90s, Georgia in 2008, and then it seems everyone forgets about Crimea in 2014.
The precedent has been set for decades now. It's been obvious for awhile now that as long as a country has nukes no one will be willing to do anything aside from proxy fighting. Why else do you think Europe will fight Russia to the last Ukrainian?
3
faffc26017 hr ago
the south isn't interested in military reunification at the moment I don't believe. there's not really anyone in the region to deter besides trump and we know missiles don't seem to deter him..
0
gattar515 hr ago
+1
what an idiotic comment. they might as well not have a military then under your logic.
1
faffc2608 hr ago
+1
every nation needs a military for obvious reasons, they don't need to shoot their stock of military munitions into the sea when there isn't an obvious threat to them.
1
Snozzberriez12 hr ago
+1
They do it about the same time every year.
1
aqualink4eva9 hr ago
+1
Lmao, the title is so vague too. It's like Kim decided to randomly fire a ballistic missile with no given direction or target, purely for the purpose of being noticed. 😂
Dear Donald, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’,
Launched a couple missiles, guess you didn’t see them fallin’,
Sent a tweet, @realDonald, but you left me on read,
Got my generals askin’ if we’re friends or just dead.
I even shaved the sides, kept the top just like you, Built a rocket in your honour, painted red, white, and blue,
But you don’t reply, it’s like I’m not even there, So I fired one again—just to show you I care.
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CantPullOutRightNow18 hr ago
+405
Kimenem
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Clean-Shift-29117 hr ago
+173
Hi, my name is, chicka chicka, Kim Shady..
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kamshaft1197516 hr ago
+37
I cannot stop f****** laughing 🤣
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HDauthentic17 hr ago
+197
Dear Kim, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy
You said your missiles fly far now, how far into the sea?
Look, I'm really flattered you would try to shoot your missile at us
And here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on my Truth Social status
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the UN, I must've missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
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rip_tree_lurkin16 hr ago
+53
My nukes gone cold I'm wondering why, I
built them at all.
The Iran war gets all attention,
and I get none at all.
And even if I would, it'd all be grey,
but this button on my wall.
It reminds me, I could end it all,
end it all.
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AnotherClimateRefuge18 hr ago
+37
Solid bars, actually
37
ElMarvin4212 hr ago
+10
ChatGPT
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REXIS_AGECKO18 hr ago
+23
Where is the ai generated Kim jong un rapping this?
23
RandomPantsAppear15 hr ago
+2
Gah, I actually tried this. Sadly the instrumentals are copyrighted.
2
Ms74k_ten_c15 hr ago
+10
_The tea's gone cold and i am wondering why, i got outta bed at all_
_Fallout clouds my windows, i cant see at all_
_even if i could, it would be all be graves, like school children in Iran_
_it reminds me, it's all so bad, it's aaaall so baddddd_
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LateralEntry15 hr ago
+2
I’d listen to this album
2
Bender22218 hr ago
+6
My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'd all be grey
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
6
hi5ves18 hr ago
+2
Ah, the chunky monkey is feelin left out. Homie spit a few rhymes hoping the big mango be listen. Hit me right in the feels.
2
PubTrickster19 hr ago
+428
Where do all these fuckin missiles go anyway
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Manos_Of_Fate18 hr ago
+338
Into the ocean
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cankle_sores18 hr ago
+226
F*** that whale in particular.
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belugarooster16 hr ago
+125
"F*** a yoo, whaare. F*** a yoo, dau-phin!"
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marabou2210 hr ago
+5
He’s trying to avenge his buddy Ahab.
5
Careful-Ant586816 hr ago
+9
It's a shame I can't put a GiF here, there's literally one from South Park if one was to search "South Park f*** you whale" 🐋
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crumbhustler17 hr ago
+11
I’m just a normal boy
11
DaemonCRO11 hr ago
+2
Fish collecting all those fallen missiles. One day they’ll start a war with humanity.
2
Dylan-uSOB16 hr ago
+4
Better not hit my car batteries.
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zulhadm14 hr ago
+1
I’m looking forward to wreck diving in ~10 years or so when Iran is stable
1
kirsion14 hr ago
+14
Sea of Japan, only place it can go
14
sleauxmo16 hr ago
+20
North Korea has been fighting off amphibious Kaiju.
20
SchwiftyButthole14 hr ago
+13
That would be a good premise for a show. North Korea somehow is the only country on Earth defending against unknown kaiju. They develop nukes as a defence measure while projecting an image of craziness to protect the world from the truth.
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SandKeeper12 hr ago
+3
I would watch an anime about this.
3
Shadoenix9 hr ago
+1
Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!
1
letitglowbig14 hr ago
+14
Actually they always target the same rock island. That island gets hammered on every launch
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wutImiss13 hr ago
+3
"They go in the square hole"
3
ALifeWellLift19 hr ago
+282
I hope the sea recovers quickly.
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EmergencyBridge266719 hr ago
+105
I hope the sea fires back
105
YourFavoriteKraut18 hr ago
+35
I mean, there's like what, about 80 acknowledged warheads lost in the drink? It sure has the arsenal.
35
Natetr9111 hr ago
+4
That’s a lot of Godzillas!
4
EmergencyBridge266718 hr ago
+15
We should consider the ocean a nuclear capable Nation, since Atlantis might have gotten those warheads
15
Socratesticles14 hr ago
+3
The orcas are waiting for the right moment
3
burninatah14 hr ago
+6
She's actually in a bit of a state these days. More from being poisoned than missiles, but the missiles certainly aren't helping
6
pisteoffpvalue19 hr ago
+195
>This is the first firing of ballistic missiles by the North since April 8
/yawn
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HackPhilosopher17 hr ago
+56
10 whole days!
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sammyssb15 hr ago
+9
Yeah but 10 days ago is when they were trying to make the war is over narrative so they didn’t report on it in media. Now they are trying to ramp the narrative back up
9
Apatoff18 hr ago
+57
Was the missile doing a poor job.
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HappySlappyMan18 hr ago
+97
Kim Jong Un continued the existential fight against the mutant sea peoples.20 years from now, he will get the Nobel Peace price when we discover he's been single handedly keeping them from overtaking the world.
97
Stockengineer18 hr ago
+17
I like this take
17
Dejected_gaming17 hr ago
+10
I mean, theres theories the UAP phenomena are transmedium craft that are living at the bottom of the oceans in the deepest areas.
10
L1vingAshlar16 hr ago
+3
rip in peace
3
LateralEntry14 hr ago
+3
I’d watch this TV show
3
TheG8Uniter14 hr ago
+2
It exists
YouTube The Adventures of Kim Jong Un.
2
ICantLetYouGetClosee16 hr ago
+2
What a good fiction. The north Koreans have held the line against a world destroying sea people for the past 50 years.
2
Commercial-Co10 hr ago
+1
He’ll get the fifa peace prize
1
morerelativebacons15 hr ago
+9
F*** YOU PACIFIC OCEAN! AND F*** YOU DOLPHINS AND WHALES!
9
TheGambit14 hr ago
+6
Still hatin that water.
6
morgan42313 hr ago
+6
I keep telling everyone that one day Kim Jong Un is going to hit and take out The Kraken or Godzilla or whatever the hell sea monster he's been shooting at, and the world will be super awkward and apologetic.
6
monostere018 hr ago
+17
Grandma once a year when she doesn’t get enough attention
17
SwitchedOnNow18 hr ago
+9
Usually she just fakes a heart attack around Christmas, but this guy...
9
DistanceToEmpty16 hr ago
+6
*Somebody look at meeeeeeeeee!*
6
_jump_yossarian14 hr ago
+3
When does trump plan on attacking "the Norks" and seizing their nukes?
3
JoshHero13 hr ago
+3
Just in general? At what?
3
AnAngryBartender12 hr ago
+3
They do this all the time
3
Thagyr16 hr ago
+9
North Korea really does feel much more irrelevant in recent times now compared to the rest of the shit going on.
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Purple-Rest743118 hr ago
+6
DONT FORGET ABOUT ME!!!!!!
6
Far_Car43015 hr ago
+2
No, you will not be involved in the middle east, good try though.
2
HeyItsMeRay15 hr ago
+2
He is protecting us from Godzilla
2
joe_669915 hr ago
+2
Crybaby needs attention...
2
Majik_Sheff14 hr ago
+2
It's gonna be awkward when one of these missiles manages to hit China's illegal fishing boats
2
Adept-Donut-422913 hr ago
+2
If you’re nicer to it, maybe it won’t go ballistic next time.
2
Much_Lingonberry_3712 hr ago
+2
Middle East Korea.
2
Morlu11 hr ago
+2
I’m ready for the war at this point. Let’s get it over with.
2
datdamndeuce18 hr ago
+3
Not now NK - we're busy.
3
hyterus18 hr ago
+2
So many wars around and no one wants to play with them
2
Tomahawk7219 hr ago
+4
“He hasn’t texted me in awhile”
4
Peshhhh18 hr ago
+2
man times are tough, just hope the missile can land on its feet
2
Ihavenoideatall18 hr ago
+2
Meanwhile, someone fires another golf ball into another golf course.
2
Gooch_Doctor17 hr ago
+2
Attacking the ocean again?
2
New-Anybody-620618 hr ago
+1
"notice me senpai"
1
Far-Maintenance-194718 hr ago
+1
North Korea has the right to defend itself.
1
GarnetOblivion118 hr ago
+1
Aquaman will get tired of this one day
1
CantAffordzUsername18 hr ago
+1
Let me guess….at the ocean again?
1
IntelArtiGen17 hr ago
+3
The day it's not at the ocean I think we'll all quickly know
3
Brilliant_Version34418 hr ago
+1
Kim Jong un reminder that he is still around
1
aaaaaaaarrrrrgh18 hr ago
+1
Bad timing if they want attention.
1
Smearwashere18 hr ago
+1
Just one?
1
Funny-Slip841517 hr ago
+1
Where is it going? To the Moon?
1
TheBestintheWest1117 hr ago
+1
going over Japan again?
1
p1ratemafia17 hr ago
+1
Man, I hope Kim Jong Un can see these comments
1
ThePowerfulPaet17 hr ago
+1
Okay.
1
Zombie_Bastard17 hr ago
+1
But it's not even Tuesday yet. A sleepy soldier must have fallen asleep and laid down on the wrong button
1
GeshtiannaSG17 hr ago
+1
The war against salmon continues.
1
DillDeer17 hr ago
+1
Cries in Trump / Kim commemorating coin
1
royxsong16 hr ago
+1
They want the attention: nukes are here
1
buzzyloo16 hr ago
+1
I forgot about those guys
1
Kaffe-Mumriken16 hr ago
+1
Time to fill up the caviar and donperi for the party elites I guess
1
EatsAlotOfBread16 hr ago
+1
How rude.
1
ps4med16 hr ago
+1
This is not news
1
Traditional-Emu-634415 hr ago
+1
Because of course
1
CanPlayGuitarButBad15 hr ago
+1
Whatever
1
groovyinutah15 hr ago
+1
Time to send Kim more scotch...
1
ummaycoc15 hr ago
+1
It’s tough out there when even inanimate projectiles in state run economies are losing their jobs.
1
Certified-T-Rex13 hr ago
+1
Ok.
1
remer_1z10111 hr ago
+1
Imagine if NK was in middle east
1
lemur198510 hr ago
+1
Nobody cares.
1
Tobias---Funke10 hr ago
+1
NK is really lucky they have no oil.
1
ijuiceman9 hr ago
+1
Shit, I am currently on a ship going from South Korea to Japan in the middle of the Sea of Japan. If Kim can just hold off for a couple more days, that would be great
1
Sofa-King-VOTE-19 hr ago
+1
Paywall bullshit
NK fires missiles all the time
Nothing new
1
Adventurous_Bit132516 hr ago
+1
I just came here for the comments. They didn’t disappoint
1
CannibalYak12 hr ago
Can we just f****** invade this f****** nation and rip that damn bandage off! I swear people need to stop being worried about china or NKs "nukes"
0
Exciting_Farmer639518 hr ago
+1
We are fine until they get a hit-ile
1
Prior_Pickle175818 hr ago
+2
Took me too long to realize how funny this is
2
beennoddin31318 hr ago
+1
Trump prolly texted Kim…”aye man, fire off a couple of those missiles you guys got, we need to manipulate this market some more. Your kids will thank me”.
1
epicredditdude118 hr ago
+1
North Korea, we know we’ve been a bit negligent and you want to play right now, but we’re busy. It’s just not a good time. Try again in a few months.
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