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Jamuro Apr 18, 2026 +2312

someone feels ignored

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MourningRIF Apr 19, 2026 +781

He has to be so pissed off... Trump totally stole his thing. He was the crazy guy with the nukes, and you never knew what he was gonna do. Now, everyone is like, "Kim Dong WHO?!" Trump just threatened to nuke the White House?! Why would he do that?! Oh, because he's insane!

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CCCCLo0oo0ooo0 Apr 19, 2026 +151

I wonder if Kim let his daughter push the button? They have been having so many father daughter publicity photos its almost cute, if they were not dictators.

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PM_ME_MH370 Apr 19, 2026 +40

Thats cause Kim Jong Un died from a heart attack in 2020 and they've been trying to ease into a succession plan ever since

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FranksWateeBowl Apr 19, 2026 +18

Can you elaborate?

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FnordRanger_5 Apr 19, 2026 +83

Very fat Korean didn’t shit for 47 years because he was born without an a***, the resulting pressure compressed his heart causing total attack- it is the only way god emperor can die, if they ever evolve a functioning a*** the world is in danger.

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JustABrokePoser Apr 19, 2026 +66

They hate us cuz they a***!

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Thaurlach Apr 19, 2026 +1

How did you get the script for the next season of South Park?

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BlakkandMild Apr 19, 2026 +11

Just to clarify, trump didn’t actually threaten to nuke the White House, right? Can never be too sure of what’s sarcasm or not these days

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Cycode Apr 19, 2026 +6

had the same thoughts. It's so fucky that we even have to question this..

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TheDuckFarm Apr 19, 2026 +15

Don't worry, there are plans for his daughter to take over.

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KP_Wrath Apr 19, 2026 +24

His daughter is going to have to survive her aunt.

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Cycode Apr 19, 2026 +2

> Trump just threatened to nuke the White House?! We live in such fucky times that i actually go "did he for real? or was it just a joke because of the crazy shit he always says?" mentally.. and even more fucky that i don't go "WTF?" mentally but "eh whatever. it's Trump. it's expected of him"..

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As_smooth_as_eggs Apr 19, 2026 +5

Reminds me of when Gallagher sued his brother, Galllagher II, for stealing his act.

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Rogerdodgerbilly Apr 19, 2026 +3

Mad that he didnt get invited to Eptstein Islans

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drgoatlord Apr 19, 2026 +1

Dim Don Uno vs Kim Jong Un

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time_peace Apr 19, 2026 +1

You haven’t yet closed your quotation. Many historians speculate that the same quote is still ongoing to this day.

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Kichard Apr 19, 2026 +18

The dictator *formerly* known as rocket man

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Unicorn_Puppy Apr 18, 2026 +19

Yeah, one thing Trump is actually good at is keeping himself the too news story. I’ll give him that.

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gattar5 Apr 19, 2026 +10

they aren't doing this for attention. it should be obvious that militaries test the missiles they develop. for some reason, listnookors don't understand that North Korea, like the rest of the world, tests weapons. and this is from the article >"As the U.S. is focused on Iran, the North sees this as a ⁠golden time to upgrade their nuclear power and missile capability,” Lim Eul-chul, a professor at Kyungnam University, said.

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cornmonger_ Apr 19, 2026 +7

*i'm not wearing panties!!*

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longpenisofthelaw Apr 18, 2026 +3

Or just reaffirming deterrence. Surprisingly saber rattling constantly with a large stockpile of missiles deters any thought of military action especially if you have nukes

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ModsAreGarbage00 Apr 19, 2026 +3

Yeah, where have you been for the last few decades lol? Russia has been doing that since the 90s. Chechnya in the 90s, Georgia in 2008, and then it seems everyone forgets about Crimea in 2014. The precedent has been set for decades now. It's been obvious for awhile now that as long as a country has nukes no one will be willing to do anything aside from proxy fighting. Why else do you think Europe will fight Russia to the last Ukrainian?

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faffc260 Apr 19, 2026

the south isn't interested in military reunification at the moment I don't believe. there's not really anyone in the region to deter besides trump and we know missiles don't seem to deter him..

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gattar5 Apr 19, 2026 +1

what an idiotic comment. they might as well not have a military then under your logic.

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faffc260 Apr 19, 2026 +1

every nation needs a military for obvious reasons, they don't need to shoot their stock of military munitions into the sea when there isn't an obvious threat to them.

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Snozzberriez Apr 19, 2026 +1

They do it about the same time every year.

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aqualink4eva Apr 19, 2026 +1

Lmao, the title is so vague too. It's like Kim decided to randomly fire a ballistic missile with no given direction or target, purely for the purpose of being noticed. 😂

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WordWarrior81 Apr 19, 2026 +1

[Related Puppet Regime skit](https://youtube.com/shorts/MmIuVLGufC0?si=v-WH4T-EDxKfPjmG).

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stonertear Apr 18, 2026 +1654

Dear Donald, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’, Launched a couple missiles, guess you didn’t see them fallin’, Sent a tweet, @realDonald, but you left me on read, Got my generals askin’ if we’re friends or just dead. I even shaved the sides, kept the top just like you, Built a rocket in your honour, painted red, white, and blue, But you don’t reply, it’s like I’m not even there, So I fired one again—just to show you I care.

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CantPullOutRightNow Apr 18, 2026 +405

Kimenem

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Clean-Shift-291 Apr 19, 2026 +173

Hi, my name is, chicka chicka, Kim Shady..

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kamshaft11975 Apr 19, 2026 +37

I cannot stop f****** laughing 🤣

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HDauthentic Apr 19, 2026 +197

Dear Kim, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy You said your missiles fly far now, how far into the sea? Look, I'm really flattered you would try to shoot your missile at us And here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on my Truth Social status I'm sorry I didn't see you at the UN, I must've missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you

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rip_tree_lurkin Apr 19, 2026 +53

My nukes gone cold I'm wondering why, I built them at all. The Iran war gets all attention, and I get none at all. And even if I would, it'd all be grey, but this button on my wall. It reminds me, I could end it all, end it all.

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AnotherClimateRefuge Apr 18, 2026 +37

Solid bars, actually

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ElMarvin42 Apr 19, 2026 +10

ChatGPT

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REXIS_AGECKO Apr 18, 2026 +23

Where is the ai generated Kim jong un rapping this?

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RandomPantsAppear Apr 19, 2026 +2

Gah, I actually tried this. Sadly the instrumentals are copyrighted.

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Ms74k_ten_c Apr 19, 2026 +10

_The tea's gone cold and i am wondering why, i got outta bed at all_ _Fallout clouds my windows, i cant see at all_ _even if i could, it would be all be graves, like school children in Iran_ _it reminds me, it's all so bad, it's aaaall so baddddd_

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LateralEntry Apr 19, 2026 +2

I’d listen to this album

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Bender222 Apr 18, 2026 +6

My tea's gone cold, I'm wonderin' why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window And I can't see at all And even if I could, it'd all be grey But your picture on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

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hi5ves Apr 18, 2026 +2

Ah, the chunky monkey is feelin left out. Homie spit a few rhymes hoping the big mango be listen. Hit me right in the feels.

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PubTrickster Apr 18, 2026 +428

Where do all these fuckin missiles go anyway

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Manos_Of_Fate Apr 18, 2026 +338

Into the ocean

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cankle_sores Apr 18, 2026 +226

F*** that whale in particular.

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belugarooster Apr 19, 2026 +125

"F*** a yoo, whaare. F*** a yoo, dau-phin!"

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marabou22 Apr 19, 2026 +5

He’s trying to avenge his buddy Ahab.

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Careful-Ant5868 Apr 19, 2026 +9

It's a shame I can't put a GiF here, there's literally one from South Park if one was to search "South Park f*** you whale" 🐋

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crumbhustler Apr 19, 2026 +11

I’m just a normal boy

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DaemonCRO Apr 19, 2026 +2

Fish collecting all those fallen missiles. One day they’ll start a war with humanity.

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Dylan-uSOB Apr 19, 2026 +4

Better not hit my car batteries.

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zulhadm Apr 19, 2026 +1

I’m looking forward to wreck diving in ~10 years or so when Iran is stable

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kirsion Apr 19, 2026 +14

Sea of Japan, only place it can go

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sleauxmo Apr 19, 2026 +20

North Korea has been fighting off amphibious Kaiju.

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SchwiftyButthole Apr 19, 2026 +13

That would be a good premise for a show. North Korea somehow is the only country on Earth defending against unknown kaiju. They develop nukes as a defence measure while projecting an image of craziness to protect the world from the truth.

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SandKeeper Apr 19, 2026 +3

I would watch an anime about this.

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Shadoenix Apr 19, 2026 +1

Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!

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letitglowbig Apr 19, 2026 +14

Actually they always target the same rock island. That island gets hammered on every launch

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wutImiss Apr 19, 2026 +3

"They go in the square hole"

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ALifeWellLift Apr 18, 2026 +282

I hope the sea recovers quickly.

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EmergencyBridge2667 Apr 18, 2026 +105

I hope the sea fires back

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YourFavoriteKraut Apr 18, 2026 +35

I mean, there's like what, about 80 acknowledged warheads lost in the drink? It sure has the arsenal.

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Natetr91 Apr 19, 2026 +4

That’s a lot of Godzillas!

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EmergencyBridge2667 Apr 18, 2026 +15

We should consider the ocean a nuclear capable Nation, since Atlantis might have gotten those warheads

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Socratesticles Apr 19, 2026 +3

The orcas are waiting for the right moment

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burninatah Apr 19, 2026 +6

She's actually in a bit of a state these days. More from being poisoned than missiles, but the missiles certainly aren't helping

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pisteoffpvalue Apr 18, 2026 +195

>This is the first firing of ballistic missiles by the North since April 8 /yawn

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HackPhilosopher Apr 19, 2026 +56

10 whole days!

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sammyssb Apr 19, 2026 +9

Yeah but 10 days ago is when they were trying to make the war is over narrative so they didn’t report on it in media. Now they are trying to ramp the narrative back up

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Apatoff Apr 18, 2026 +57

Was the missile doing a poor job.

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HappySlappyMan Apr 18, 2026 +97

Kim Jong Un continued the existential fight against the mutant sea peoples.20 years from now, he will get the Nobel Peace price when we discover he's been single handedly keeping them from overtaking the world.

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Stockengineer Apr 18, 2026 +17

I like this take

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Dejected_gaming Apr 19, 2026 +10

I mean, theres theories the UAP phenomena are transmedium craft that are living at the bottom of the oceans in the deepest areas.

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L1vingAshlar Apr 19, 2026 +3

rip in peace

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LateralEntry Apr 19, 2026 +3

I’d watch this TV show

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TheG8Uniter Apr 19, 2026 +2

It exists YouTube The Adventures of Kim Jong Un.

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ICantLetYouGetClosee Apr 19, 2026 +2

What a good fiction. The north Koreans have held the line against a world destroying sea people for the past 50 years.

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Commercial-Co Apr 19, 2026 +1

He’ll get the fifa peace prize

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morerelativebacons Apr 19, 2026 +9

F*** YOU PACIFIC OCEAN! AND F*** YOU DOLPHINS AND WHALES!

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TheGambit Apr 19, 2026 +6

Still hatin that water.

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morgan423 Apr 19, 2026 +6

I keep telling everyone that one day Kim Jong Un is going to hit and take out The Kraken or Godzilla or whatever the hell sea monster he's been shooting at, and the world will be super awkward and apologetic.

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monostere0 Apr 18, 2026 +17

Grandma once a year when she doesn’t get enough attention

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SwitchedOnNow Apr 18, 2026 +9

Usually she just fakes a heart attack around Christmas, but this guy...

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DistanceToEmpty Apr 19, 2026 +6

*Somebody look at meeeeeeeeee!*

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_jump_yossarian Apr 19, 2026 +3

When does trump plan on attacking "the Norks" and seizing their nukes?

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JoshHero Apr 19, 2026 +3

Just in general? At what?

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AnAngryBartender Apr 19, 2026 +3

They do this all the time

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Thagyr Apr 19, 2026 +9

North Korea really does feel much more irrelevant in recent times now compared to the rest of the shit going on.

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Purple-Rest7431 Apr 18, 2026 +6

DONT FORGET ABOUT ME!!!!!!

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Far_Car430 Apr 19, 2026 +2

No, you will not be involved in the middle east, good try though.

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HeyItsMeRay Apr 19, 2026 +2

He is protecting us from Godzilla

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joe_6699 Apr 19, 2026 +2

Crybaby needs attention...

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Majik_Sheff Apr 19, 2026 +2

It's gonna be awkward when one of these missiles manages to hit China's illegal fishing boats

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Adept-Donut-4229 Apr 19, 2026 +2

If you’re nicer to it, maybe it won’t go ballistic next time.

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Much_Lingonberry_37 Apr 19, 2026 +2

Middle East Korea.

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Morlu Apr 19, 2026 +2

I’m ready for the war at this point. Let’s get it over with.

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datdamndeuce Apr 18, 2026 +3

Not now NK - we're busy.

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hyterus Apr 18, 2026 +2

So many wars around and no one wants to play with them

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Tomahawk72 Apr 18, 2026 +4

“He hasn’t texted me in awhile”

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Peshhhh Apr 18, 2026 +2

man times are tough, just hope the missile can land on its feet

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Ihavenoideatall Apr 18, 2026 +2

Meanwhile, someone fires another golf ball into another golf course.

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Gooch_Doctor Apr 19, 2026 +2

Attacking the ocean again?

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New-Anybody-6206 Apr 18, 2026 +1

"notice me senpai"

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Far-Maintenance-1947 Apr 18, 2026 +1

North Korea has the right to defend itself.

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GarnetOblivion1 Apr 18, 2026 +1

Aquaman will get tired of this one day

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CantAffordzUsername Apr 18, 2026 +1

Let me guess….at the ocean again?

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IntelArtiGen Apr 18, 2026 +3

The day it's not at the ocean I think we'll all quickly know

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Brilliant_Version344 Apr 18, 2026 +1

Kim Jong un reminder that he is still around

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aaaaaaaarrrrrgh Apr 18, 2026 +1

Bad timing if they want attention.

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Smearwashere Apr 18, 2026 +1

Just one?

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Funny-Slip8415 Apr 19, 2026 +1

Where is it going? To the Moon?

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TheBestintheWest11 Apr 19, 2026 +1

going over Japan again?

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p1ratemafia Apr 19, 2026 +1

Man, I hope Kim Jong Un can see these comments

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ThePowerfulPaet Apr 19, 2026 +1

Okay.

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Zombie_Bastard Apr 19, 2026 +1

But it's not even Tuesday yet. A sleepy soldier must have fallen asleep and laid down on the wrong button

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GeshtiannaSG Apr 19, 2026 +1

The war against salmon continues.

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DillDeer Apr 19, 2026 +1

Cries in Trump / Kim commemorating coin

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royxsong Apr 19, 2026 +1

They want the attention: nukes are here

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buzzyloo Apr 19, 2026 +1

I forgot about those guys

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Kaffe-Mumriken Apr 19, 2026 +1

Time to fill up the caviar and donperi for the party elites I guess

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EatsAlotOfBread Apr 19, 2026 +1

How rude.

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ps4med Apr 19, 2026 +1

This is not news

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Traditional-Emu-6344 Apr 19, 2026 +1

Because of course

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CanPlayGuitarButBad Apr 19, 2026 +1

Whatever

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groovyinutah Apr 19, 2026 +1

Time to send Kim more scotch...

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ummaycoc Apr 19, 2026 +1

It’s tough out there when even inanimate projectiles in state run economies are losing their jobs.

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Certified-T-Rex Apr 19, 2026 +1

Ok.

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remer_1z101 Apr 19, 2026 +1

Imagine if NK was in middle east

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lemur1985 Apr 19, 2026 +1

Nobody cares.

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Tobias---Funke Apr 19, 2026 +1

NK is really lucky they have no oil.

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ijuiceman Apr 19, 2026 +1

Shit, I am currently on a ship going from South Korea to Japan in the middle of the Sea of Japan. If Kim can just hold off for a couple more days, that would be great

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Sofa-King-VOTE- Apr 18, 2026 +1

Paywall bullshit NK fires missiles all the time Nothing new

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Adventurous_Bit1325 Apr 19, 2026 +1

I just came here for the comments. They didn’t disappoint

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CannibalYak Apr 19, 2026

Can we just f****** invade this f****** nation and rip that damn bandage off! I swear people need to stop being worried about china or NKs "nukes"

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Exciting_Farmer6395 Apr 18, 2026 +1

We are fine until they get a hit-ile

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Prior_Pickle1758 Apr 18, 2026 +2

Took me too long to realize how funny this is

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beennoddin313 Apr 18, 2026 +1

Trump prolly texted Kim…”aye man, fire off a couple of those missiles you guys got, we need to manipulate this market some more. Your kids will thank me”.

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epicredditdude1 Apr 18, 2026 +1

North Korea, we know we’ve been a bit negligent and you want to play right now, but we’re busy. It’s just not a good time. Try again in a few months.

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Anothergasman Apr 18, 2026 +2

Not enough oil there to get them freedom

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