North Korea fires ballistic missiles toward sea North Korea has fired more missiles toward the sea for a second day. The back-to-back launches came as Pyongyang reiterated that it has no intentions of mending ties with Seoul.
North Korea realizing they aren't on the news; Launches missile.
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Ok_Midnight_5856Apr 8, 2026
+34
Sadly it’s what it feels like
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dongkey1001Apr 8, 2026
+12
More like, 'Oh, Oh.... Trump just have a cease fire deal with Iran. Let remind him we have missiles and nuke. Just in case he looking for next distraction to EP file.
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throwaway_ghastApr 8, 2026
+59
"Pay attention to meeeee!"
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FlyConfident6622Apr 8, 2026
+13
Not enough oil for anyone to care
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HalcyoNighTApr 8, 2026
+5
F*** that fish in particular
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wonderpolloApr 8, 2026
+4
"I am the OG batshit crazy dictator!"
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RagebaiterlmaoApr 8, 2026
+17
North Korea gonna give it to ya.
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Prestigious_Load1699Apr 8, 2026
+3
Un gon’ make me lose my cool
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versatile_devApr 8, 2026
+31
This is the equivalent of cumming onto your keyboard because you can't get a girl.
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kraftdinnerwithsalsaApr 8, 2026
+20
Bruh
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Prestigious_Load1699Apr 8, 2026
+13
Man has a gift for vivid imagery, gotta give him that.
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kenny1547Apr 8, 2026
+9
Oddly specific
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ScandiSomApr 8, 2026
+3
Cum on.
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HalcyoNighTApr 8, 2026
+11
Nobody invited Little Kim to the bomb party. Kim sad.
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blackcainApr 8, 2026
+8
They realize that Trump can give them a good deal
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copperbloodApr 8, 2026
+6
Well in all fairness Iran got everything it wanted. If North Korea wants something, now is the time to cause a stink. Trump will cave and give North Korea what it wants. Textbook MAGA 🤣🤡
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Impressive_Banana977Apr 9, 2026
+1
Make North Korea Great Again
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Spider-Mike23Apr 8, 2026
+11
Hahaha. I wanna play…… wait I have that same toy too!…. *shoots missle into ocean* yessssss
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AnAngryBartenderApr 8, 2026
+5
They do this all the time
They hate the sea
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DofoloApr 8, 2026
+7
They've been quietly defending the world from Kaiju's for years and all they get is shit for it :)
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kraftdinnerwithsalsaApr 8, 2026
+4
His rage sickens me
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lo0ilo0ilo0iApr 8, 2026
+4
F*** them fish
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wynveenApr 8, 2026
+10
Honestly no one gives a f*** what North Korea does
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Prestigious_Load1699Apr 8, 2026
+7
Well, other than South Korea of course…
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BigSexyPlantApr 8, 2026
+3
The Korean fat boy playing with his d*** again
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Prestigious_Load1699Apr 8, 2026
+4
I’ve always felt that North Korea having nukes is a textbook example of why Iran *shouldn’t* ever get them.
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UpDownLeftRightABLoLApr 8, 2026
+3
Kind of thinking about it, probably is a major portion of their economy just building missiles to launch out to sea.
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Prestigious_Load1699Apr 8, 2026
+4
Even the concept of a North Korean “economy” beggars belief.
As you said, it is nothing more than a buildup of missiles to scare South Korea.
The people of North Korea deserve better.
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Tango-Down-167Apr 8, 2026
+3
A child bully starving of attention.
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_Lucille_Apr 8, 2026
+4
It's honestly not a dumb idea to make sure your missiles are functional now that Trump might need another theater of war to distract people from the Epstein files or his impeachment.
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Ben-182Apr 8, 2026
+3
The f*** the sea did to him anyway?
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macross1984Apr 8, 2026
+2
That's okay. Keep on launching your missiles to sea because those won't be available should you use it for real. :P
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ItsaMeSandyApr 8, 2026
+2
Kim, go back to your place. It's the other kids' time to play now, you already had your turn.
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Adavanter_MKIApr 8, 2026
+2
It's such a one sided conflict... and the sea isn't even fighting back... and still it wins.
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Kaffe-MumrikenApr 8, 2026
+1
Time for a renewal of the Caviar and Domperi for the NK elites I see
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AvaeryApr 8, 2026
+1
Nothing North Korea does will trump the demise of an entire civilization.
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LowEmergencyCaptainApr 8, 2026
+1
Welcome to the party bro.
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AzureFidesApr 8, 2026
+1
North Korea must really hate sea.
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Specialist-Sun-5968Apr 8, 2026
+1
How many missiles have they launched into the ocean?
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TheSpitfire93Apr 8, 2026
+1
Kim still fighting a war that Caligula managed to win in a day with technology that far exceeds what was available then. Just need to wait for soldiers to collect seashells again.
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ExF-AltrueApr 8, 2026
+1
JFC is everybody speaking like Trump now?
Saying twice the same thing back to back. Writing one sentence and then saying the same thing again in a different way. (Hehehe)
And what's with the lack of punctuation? Are LLMs now inbred enough that they start ditching commas?
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Ra66bitApr 8, 2026
+1
Piss off flat-top!
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my_juicy_noseApr 10, 2026
+1
war on Atlantis commences. aqua man incoming.
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CupEcstatic2721Apr 8, 2026
+1
It seems like these are preventive measures, they are probably afraid that they are next after Iran
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