Are you bored with the other countries we've either bombed/invaded/overthrown.
Now introducing "North Korea+" Now with nuclear weapons!
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SuccessfulCompany294Mar 14, 2026
+14
Kim will just write don another beautiful letter and all will be well.
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whiteoak_and_doublesMar 14, 2026
+128
South korea: “Hey NK can you like fire a missile and be like a threat”
North Korea: “done”
South Korea: “Damn you didn’t even ask why”
North Korea: “why?”
South Korea: “ So we don’t have send send our damn equipment to the US aid, we can say we need them at home bc NK”
North Korea: “done!”
South Korea: “wtf, why’d you do it again”
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RelChan2_0Mar 14, 2026
+177
This feels like that meme where Kim Jong-Un feels sad because everyone is firing missiles
PS: thank you for the award!
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asisyphus_Mar 14, 2026
+28
No, fool. It's how he keeps rent low in his neighborhood
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imanchatsMar 14, 2026
+4
Haha. That sounds on par.
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RelChan2_0Mar 14, 2026
+5
He didn’t wanna be left out
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Dry-Lie-9593Mar 14, 2026
+3
I mean can you really blame him? It's really hard these days to make real friends. If you show up to the park are you gonna be empty handed or you gonna bring a basketball?
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CapitanianExtinctionMar 14, 2026
+17
Fat boy Kim feels ignored
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TheDudeofIlMar 15, 2026
+2
It's his weapon of choice.
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TomTomXD1234Mar 15, 2026
+6
It is hilarious that NK is made out to be one of the biggest bad guys around but they literally always just sit around and fire missiles into the water and are never invited to war.
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OvenIcy8646Mar 14, 2026
+17
Why not it’s clear there’s only one deterrent against US aggression every country should start building a nuclear program
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KilokuMar 15, 2026
+2
Any country that tries becomes an immediate target for the US. They might be distracted at the moment but it's still risky which is why no one wants to try.
NK only managed it because they're in China's sphere of influence and China wouldn't take kindly to an attack on them, despite China not really liking NK.
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OvenIcy8646Mar 15, 2026
+10
I have a feeling chinas sphere of influence is gonna be a lot bigger after this
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FeeHot5876Mar 14, 2026
+18
I’m convinced NK acts out when it’s feeling left out. Oh there’s a war stealing all the headlines? Better fire off a few missiles. Little brother behavior
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HagabarMar 14, 2026
+5
I do the same thing in my neighborhood with fireworks. People here celebrate with fireworks for any occasion. When they are done I set off one bottle rocket. I have fireworks too.
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the__solitaireMar 15, 2026
+4
I'm convinced NK needs to do that so the US don't get too comfortable to try attacking them. I mean, US navy seals killed NK citizens for no reason
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Confident-Pace4314Mar 15, 2026
+4
The world is a hilarious sitcom if not for the death
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Far_Radish7752Mar 14, 2026
+5
From the Sky News article:
>**North Korea has fired missiles into the sea in response to a United States military exercise.**
>Around 10 ballistic missiles were fired from near Pyongyang's international airport on Saturday as a show of force after a joint military exercise between US and South Korea.
>They flew around 220 miles before landing in the Sea of Japan, South Korea's Joint Chiefs of Staff said.
>It came just hours after South Korean Prime Minister Kim Min-seok met with President Donald Trump in Washington.
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Present_Daikon1806Mar 15, 2026
+2
This happened while I was there in like 2015. Seems to happen every so often. The shit they put each other through at the DMZ is almost comical.
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WhatTheFloxMar 15, 2026
+2
In other news, North Korea confirms Godzilla dead at Marvelous Leaders own orders of firing missiles into the sea, Earth saved.
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SocialMediausersrdmbMar 14, 2026
+1
Didn’t know that ballistic missiles can land on the sea.
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MarcysdadMar 14, 2026
+4
As much of an a****** Kim Jong Un is......
What?
That's it?
I have nothing more to add....
Go away
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Regular-Amoeba5455Mar 14, 2026
+2
Kim is just Trump with less money.
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JiveChicken00Mar 15, 2026
+5
[Kim has more money than Trump.](https://www.ibtimes.com/richest-presidents-world-north-koreas-kim-jong-un-third-3318685)
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txrollerMar 15, 2026
+1
According to maga war experts these US troops will soon be deployed to Middle East as planned
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BrockVegasMar 15, 2026
+1
That's showing the old Team Spirit!
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Time-Industry-1364Mar 15, 2026
+1
They always do this when they want food aid.
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HrmerderMar 16, 2026
+2
Kim: I wanna play! I wanna play!
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SuperSaiyanIRMar 14, 2026
+1
He's lonely ok? He feels left out that no one wants to come and play with his toys.
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[deleted]Mar 14, 2026
-3
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LintQueen11Mar 14, 2026
+4
The same sanctimonious hypocrisy they use against the middle east…
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FeeHot5876Mar 14, 2026
+2
Your average American doesn’t “hate” NK. The US government doesn’t really “hate” them either, they are a rogue hermit kingdom with nukes. They will always be a threat to the US allies in the region. I also take issue with your characterization of comparing the human rights abuses of NK to the US and Israel. I highly suggest you read up on NK society and abuses and how they system works there because that comparisons is extremely surface level and shows there’s much you don’t know
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holyhellsteveMar 14, 2026
Is it the KR/FE time of year already?! Where has time gone…
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MrMichaelJamesMar 14, 2026
-2
Kim jong un isn’t getting the attention so lashes out like a toddler. “Look at me damnit!”
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WaffleHouseGladiatorMar 15, 2026
Spoiled only child behavior. Everyone else is all excited with the latest war, but Kimmy is getting ignored, so he has to do something to get attention.
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Pale-Factor-8574Mar 14, 2026
-5
Eventually, Japan is going to get fed up with North Korea launching missiles into its waters. They already condemned the launch.
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DogWarovichMar 14, 2026
+5
And what will Japan do then? Cry?
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Pale-Factor-8574Mar 14, 2026
-12
Nato.
Even if it's just Japan working through Seoul by proxy, North Korea would not last long. Jong Un has never been through actual warfare.
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atlantasmokeshopMar 14, 2026
+10
You don't understand the DMZ at ALL. The amount of missiles NK has aimed at SK, they'd flatten their cities in minutes. ESPECIALLY considering the US just moved their interceptors from there to the Middle East.
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Pale-Factor-8574Mar 14, 2026
-7
Sk's got more than enough to intercept missiles from a naval position. Did you notice they didn't ask the USA to return the interceptors? There's a reason for that.
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atlantasmokeshopMar 14, 2026
+6
LOL, yea... that's definitely the reason. They gonna shoot down shells with interceptors too considering how close the largest city in their country is to the DMZ?
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Pale-Factor-8574Mar 14, 2026
According to Lee, their president, the USA removing the interceptors won't hinder SK's defense systems.
It means radar and a mix of naval/air defense if NK gets trigger happy. It's just a question of SK targeting accurately. NK doesn't have the resources to go through a prolonged conflict. After the first few waves are shot down, NK would be faced with continuing and losing most or all of its remaining defensive capabilities to press an assault.
Jong Un is only saber rattling as usual because he still somewhat has to look like he's responding to aggression. But he does not have the capability or resources to maintain an actual war. It'd be regime suicide.
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clinodevMar 15, 2026
+5
What else can Lee say, really? I'm sure "We're fucked! Pray our enemies stay their hand!" wouldn't go down well.
Kim Jong Un is helping Trump destroy American leadership in the region. Actually prosecuting the war isn't in his interest, but reminding RoK and Japan that they're in very fickle hands can only benefit him.
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beefstakeMar 15, 2026
+1
Seoul is within range of conventional artillery batteries, they don't even need missiles to completely flatten it and with it like 50% of SK population.
There is a very good reason why they don't actually fight NK.
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thebestnamesMar 14, 2026
+3
North Korea will then demolish Seoul with artillery or maybe nukes, and we'll be as shocked as we were when Iran blocked Hormuz. I mean who could have guessed?
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Pale-Factor-8574Mar 14, 2026
+1
Artillery shelling is possible. Jong Un would have allowed himself to be pressured into firing a nuke ready, if NK was capable.
Japan has one of the most capable naval forces in the world. They've been developing anti-ballistic capabilities since 2020. They'd probably just use an SK ship to avoid the appearance of aggression. Pyongyang would get leveled.
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