Beware of N. Korea ballistic missile tests. They always land on the same spot on the sea, but they go higher and higher up into the atmosphere which directly translates to how far they go without testing their missiles directly over American soil. At this point, they North Korean ballistic missiles are probably reaching Saturn at the apex before they crash into some unnotable place in the sea of japan .
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JustADutchRudder10 hr ago
+19
NK is protecting the world from Cthulhu without their continued offense the great lord world be able to mount an attack.
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chrosairs10 hr ago
+3
The US is holding exercises in SK
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_Nightbreaker_11 hr ago
+21
It's hilarious when they do it because of this whole bullshit from the U.S., about not letting "enemy" countries get nukes and here you have NK with nukes and constantly firing off missiles. They make the U.S. look even more stupid every time.
Like, okay, so why don't they go and stop NK? It just exposes the argument as bullshit, and the conflicts are all about oil and Israeli expansion.
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jovial_rebel11 hr ago
+19
>and the conflicts are all about oil and Israeli expansion.
It's about distraction from the Epstein files, and it's working.
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dragnansdragon10 hr ago
+2
If only high offices like Attorney General, FBI and CIA director were elected positions...
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MakinBaconWithMacon10 hr ago
+25
They don’t go and stop North Korea because North Korea has nukes. They aren’t on the verge of making them, they already have them.
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chiefmackdaddypuff8 hr ago
+18
Iran has never been on the “verge” of making nukes.
Khamanei issued a Fatwa back in 2005 that nukes were too dangerous as well. Iran’s nuclear program has always been peaceful.
Netanyahu has been spewing that “Iran is on the verge” bullshit for the past 40 years and that argument has no merit.
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wolfydude126 hr ago
+1
Just like Israel's spouting off in 2002 that Iraq was days away from having nukes and we needed to go in there and stop them before it was too late!
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A_wild_so-and-so6 hr ago
+1
Which just proves that non-proliferation is a failure. Ukraine gave up their nukes and got attacked by a nuclear power. Iran doesn't have nukes and gets attacked by nuclear powers. NK HAS nukes and regularly fires off missiles, yet gets left alone.
Kinda makes a strong argument for Iran having nukes, no?
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milo_peng10 hr ago
+7
Sort of proves the point that it is better with nukes than without.
Gaddafi, Saddam and Khomeini played the nuke bluff to get concessions than actually pushing head long into it and look where it got them. Perhaps the threat of genuine retaliation from Israel played a role as well. South Korea could never do that because they were ultimately the same people and that thousand plus artillery guns aimed at Seoul.
All three of them in the same place and I don't think it's Paradise with virgins. The Kim family on the other hand played their cards right.
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Intentionallyabadger10 hr ago
+4
Main difference is that they have nukes lol. And well a dictator that wouldn’t mind using it.
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A_wild_so-and-so6 hr ago
+1
What makes Iran's dictator more likely to use nukes than the dictator lobbing ballistic missiles at Japan?
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Intentionallyabadger6 hr ago
+1
Was talking about NK
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kombiwombi10 hr ago
+4
But this time the THAAD system which was in South Korea has been removed to the Middle East. Kim is making a point.
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kstargate-42510 hr ago
+14
Yeah unfortunately Iran blew up a bunch of our $1 BILLION radars like the AN/TPY-2 and AN/FPS-132 for the THAAD and they moved the one in Asia to replace it. Reports say we've used so many ABM missiles that our stocks are dangerously low so if China and/or Russia launched nukes at us we wouldnt really be able to defend ourselves all so Israel can kill more of their neighbors. We also used over one-third of our Tomahawk stockpiles to do absolutely nothing besides kill 170 Iranian school girls. What a shitshow
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Admiral_Tuvix10 hr ago
+6
and it looks like trump is sending whatever we have left over to the Middle East to try Iran again.
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tepkel9 hr ago
+2
>we've used so many ABM missiles that our stocks are dangerously low so if China and/or Russia launched nukes at us we wouldnt really be able to defend ourselves
This is true for patriot, thaad, and SM interceptors. Those wouldn't be super useful for an attack on the US with ICBMs by China or Russia though. The systems that use those interceptors are just too short range to cover the whole country.
The GBI interceptors intended for defending the continental US from ICBMs are only launched from fixed silos. They don't have mobile launchers that could even be sent to the region. None of those have been used.
But there also have never been anywhere near enough GBI interceptors to defend against an attack from Russia or China. They're intended more for a rogue actor or North Korea. The only defense the US has ever had from Russia or China is MAD.
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Admiral_Tuvix10 hr ago
+6
and thanks to trump’s insane Iran clusterfuck,every adversary knows the first thing you do in any conflict is take out thaad batteries.
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torlesse9 hr ago
+6
>and thanks to trump’s insane Iran clusterfuck,every adversary knows the first thing you do in any conflict is take out thaad batteries.
No, the first thing you do is to get morons like Trump elected.
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thehomeyskater9 hr ago
+2
Haha so true
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DrebinofPoliceSquad10 hr ago
+2
Nobody realizes that as soon as they cover the water surface with missiles, they will send over the ground forces. Nobody will think of a ground attack by sea!
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kstargate-42510 hr ago
Its that time again and they are jealous Trump isnt giving his best buddy enough attention
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tea_snob1010 hr ago
Someone said Kim can't swim, so here we are.
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Micromagos8 hr ago
The Sea done gone and did them wrong.
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Troggot6 hr ago
+1
The North Koreans and the Pelagean are historically known to be very belligerent
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TeslaProphet11 hr ago
+45
North Korea HATES the oceans!
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biggestweiner11 hr ago
+12
Atlantis in SHAMBLES!
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hehateme4206911 hr ago
+3
R.I.P Mr Nimbus
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sth12810 hr ago
+4
Not as much as America hates the oceans.
It already renamed a gulf for no reason and started a war against another strait. Next up America will probably nuke the Pacific for, I don't know, birthing too many typhoons or having a pacifist name.
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NotTheRightHDMIPort11 hr ago
+24
Someone is feeling ignored.
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HamSlamBam10 hr ago
+10
Take that sea! That’ll teach you!
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CigarLover8 hr ago
+3
Someone misses having any attention…
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Usual_Corner27878 hr ago
+3
Sounds like Kim’s a little jealous of all the attention Donny is receiving~! /s
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Cloud_Fortress10 hr ago
+4
They really f****** hate the whales
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fffan939110 hr ago
+3
Why didn’t Trump just go on a date with the Ayatollah like he did with Kim?
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AssociateGreat235011 hr ago
+7
North Korea
The country that's consistently the equivalent of hanging your kids drawing on the fridge
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EuphoricCrashOut10 hr ago
+5
Why not toward a certain location that's also shooting a lot of missiles right now? Could be great practice? smh
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Vectored_Artisan10 hr ago
+2
That would be anti semetic
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EuphoricCrashOut10 hr ago
+3
What's it called when they do it?
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Vectored_Artisan8 hr ago
+1
that question is also antisemitic
We must not question their right to kill children.
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Mike-SBA9 hr ago
+3
Trump says he has a special relationship with Kim. Maybe Trump could spend some time in North Korea !
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Libertyprime839710 hr ago
+2
Maybe that’s why orcas are attacking ships. They’re getting blasted with missiles.
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MastamindedMystery8 hr ago
+2
Calm down, lil rocket man
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Brave_Nerve_68718 hr ago
+2
Tell me you're feeling left out without saying your feeling left out
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Aldren11 hr ago
+2
>government remained focused on the "limitless expansion" of its nuclear forces
It is a pretty vast sea
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FiveCrappedPee11 hr ago
+2
Those motherfuckers really are showing the ocean whose a b****!
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Murgatroyd31411 hr ago
-1
King Canute would be proud.
-1
SnarkyPuppy-04178 hr ago
+1
Just a reminder that they're not Iran.
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magnuman3077 hr ago
+1
"Uh hey guys, we're here too!". -NK
"F*** those fish." -KJU
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Every-Development3986 hr ago
+1
North korea's war on poseidon will never end.
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frogstampede_911 hr ago
+1
North Korea doing its usual “notice me” routine, except with explosives. At this point I just hope nearby countries double-check their alert systems and keep tracking data transparent for everyone.
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Villag3Idiot11 hr ago
+1
Protecting us against Cthulhu.
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DCrebuilds11 hr ago
+1
When does this stop being news
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mrlolloran10 hr ago
+1
If the whales were really revolting against humanity I feel they’d start there
NK don’t gaf about the whales
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funnydumplings10 hr ago
+1
Maybe the sea that was promised to them 3000 yrs ago
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Showdown561810 hr ago
+1
Either Kim Jong Un really hates the ocean, he's trying to get rid of missles, or he's delusional thinking this is actually intimidating instead of pathetic.
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blinkysmurf9 hr ago
+1
We got our own colossal shitstorms, North Korea. If you’re trying to scare us you’re going to have to kick it up a notch.
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theyipper9 hr ago
+1
"Don't forget about us!" - N Korea probably
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riaowo8 hr ago
+1
Kim is feeling left out with all this iran stuff
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imjusthereforporn-111 hr ago
I’m sure it was a very nice missile.
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jakeupowens11 hr ago
So, do these things explode or are they just constantly shooting tubes into the water?
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NUMBerONEisFIRST11 hr ago
I think he's mad that another narcissist is in the news everyday threatening the world.
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Darius211211 hr ago
The short bus of nation states at it again.
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West_Cut_926510 hr ago
Can we really call them the short bus when they have nuclear weapons?
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grandpasghost10 hr ago
Starting war with Posedian again
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Oldenlame10 hr ago
China needs a distraction from the oil problem.
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ActualSpiders11 hr ago
"From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee."
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Niceromancer10 hr ago
North Korea's war with the sea of Japan continues.
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trackday2110 hr ago
North Korea?! C*** I forgot about them.
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Snapingbolts10 hr ago
Just preparing for the Nolan Odessey movie and getting a c**** shot on Poseidon
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Dark_Mak__r10 hr ago
North korea doesn’t need missiles, it needs plenty of oil ,, to get attention which he awaits eagerly…
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Strict-Carrot478310 hr ago
They must be out of food.
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charcoalist9 hr ago
This is NK's way of fundraising. Saber rattle, then receive aid and concessions in response.
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MschfMngd9 hr ago
>After the test, Kim said his government remained focused on the "limitless expansion" of its nuclear forces and issued unspecified new tasks to sharpen the country's nuclear attack and rapid-response capabilities.
The same energy as the drunk guy outside a bar that says he can kick your ass if he really wants to, while desperately clutching to anything nearby to keep his balance.
Infantile idiots, all of them. What's the end goal to all this? Nobody is going to nuke anybody because it would mean a permanent disruption in resources and commerce, which would be like shooting yourself in the foot. So what's the f****** point? To tell us how big your d*** is? Buddy, we ain't buying it, much less care about it.
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NightchadeBackAgain9 hr ago
Dude, stop trying to pick a fight with Atlantis. Aquaman will bring smoke you can't handle.
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OldGord9 hr ago
Japan is stealing North Korea’s glory, NK is clearly the one keeping the kaijus at bay.
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plain_handle9 hr ago
Aww - are they hungry again ?
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icantthinkofaname1811 hr ago
-1
When will it ever learn smh
-1
Sorry-Belt-351411 hr ago
-1
And they missed the sea.
-1
Morganrow11 hr ago
-1
The sea won't forget this
-1
fsactual11 hr ago
-1
The sea never stood a chance.
-1
jason235411 hr ago
-1
Someone has to keep the killer whales in line.
Thanks NK!
-1
foomanchu8911 hr ago
-1
North Korea: Damn you sea monsters, you will never get away with this!
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ohnohelpwhereamI11 hr ago
-1
Koreas war against Poseidon is never ending.
-1
GentleBelligerent11 hr ago
-1
Imagine the sea, but the sea is really America. You are shivering now in cold sweat. You must wage nuclear war against North Korea in the name of Donald J. Trump.
-1
yblame10 hr ago
-1
He really hates fish quite a lot, I guess.
Or is Trump getting too much attention and nobody cares about little Kimmy these days?
-1
Oldenlame10 hr ago
+1
Someone didn't pick up the phone.
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shizzy010 hr ago
-1
Good luck getting any attention for being crazy in this attention economy, Kim.
-1
The_Fassbender10 hr ago
-1
Feel the wrath of Mr NIMBUS!
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The_Fassbender10 hr ago
-1
Feel the wrath of Mr NIMBUS!
-1
tonynca10 hr ago
-1
They hate the sea. Love the land.
-1
The_Best_Yak_Ever8 hr ago
-1
The fish in the Sea of Japan have been put on f****** notice!
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