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Nz_Kasadiya Apr 19, 2026 +88

again for like the 30th time?

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GentleBelligerent Apr 19, 2026 +41

Beware of N. Korea ballistic missile tests. They always land on the same spot on the sea, but they go higher and higher up into the atmosphere which directly translates to how far they go without testing their missiles directly over American soil. At this point, they North Korean ballistic missiles are probably reaching Saturn at the apex before they crash into some unnotable place in the sea of japan .

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JustADutchRudder Apr 19, 2026 +19

NK is protecting the world from Cthulhu without their continued offense the great lord world be able to mount an attack.

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chrosairs Apr 19, 2026 +3

The US is holding exercises in SK

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_Nightbreaker_ Apr 19, 2026 +21

It's hilarious when they do it because of this whole bullshit from the U.S., about not letting "enemy" countries get nukes and here you have NK with nukes and constantly firing off missiles. They make the U.S. look even more stupid every time. Like, okay, so why don't they go and stop NK? It just exposes the argument as bullshit, and the conflicts are all about oil and Israeli expansion.

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jovial_rebel Apr 19, 2026 +19

>and the conflicts are all about oil and Israeli expansion. It's about distraction from the Epstein files, and it's working.

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dragnansdragon Apr 19, 2026 +2

If only high offices like Attorney General, FBI and CIA director were elected positions...

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MakinBaconWithMacon Apr 19, 2026 +25

They don’t go and stop North Korea because North Korea has nukes. They aren’t on the verge of making them, they already have them.

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chiefmackdaddypuff Apr 19, 2026 +18

Iran has never been on the “verge” of making nukes. Khamanei issued a Fatwa back in 2005 that nukes were too dangerous as well. Iran’s nuclear program has always been peaceful. Netanyahu has been spewing that “Iran is on the verge” bullshit for the past 40 years and that argument has no merit.

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wolfydude12 Apr 19, 2026 +1

Just like Israel's spouting off in 2002 that Iraq was days away from having nukes and we needed to go in there and stop them before it was too late!

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A_wild_so-and-so Apr 19, 2026 +1

Which just proves that non-proliferation is a failure. Ukraine gave up their nukes and got attacked by a nuclear power. Iran doesn't have nukes and gets attacked by nuclear powers. NK HAS nukes and regularly fires off missiles, yet gets left alone. Kinda makes a strong argument for Iran having nukes, no?

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milo_peng Apr 19, 2026 +7

Sort of proves the point that it is better with nukes than without. Gaddafi, Saddam and Khomeini played the nuke bluff to get concessions than actually pushing head long into it and look where it got them. Perhaps the threat of genuine retaliation from Israel played a role as well. South Korea could never do that because they were ultimately the same people and that thousand plus artillery guns aimed at Seoul. All three of them in the same place and I don't think it's Paradise with virgins. The Kim family on the other hand played their cards right.

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Intentionallyabadger Apr 19, 2026 +4

Main difference is that they have nukes lol. And well a dictator that wouldn’t mind using it.

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A_wild_so-and-so Apr 19, 2026 +1

What makes Iran's dictator more likely to use nukes than the dictator lobbing ballistic missiles at Japan?

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Intentionallyabadger Apr 19, 2026 +1

Was talking about NK

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kombiwombi Apr 19, 2026 +4

But this time the THAAD system which was in South Korea has been removed to the Middle East. Kim is making a point.

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kstargate-425 Apr 19, 2026 +14

Yeah unfortunately Iran blew up a bunch of our $1 BILLION radars like the AN/TPY-2 and AN/FPS-132 for the THAAD and they moved the one in Asia to replace it. Reports say we've used so many ABM missiles that our stocks are dangerously low so if China and/or Russia launched nukes at us we wouldnt really be able to defend ourselves all so Israel can kill more of their neighbors. We also used over one-third of our Tomahawk stockpiles to do absolutely nothing besides kill 170 Iranian school girls. What a shitshow

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Admiral_Tuvix Apr 19, 2026 +6

and it looks like trump is sending whatever we have left over to the Middle East to try Iran again.

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tepkel Apr 19, 2026 +2

>we've used so many ABM missiles that our stocks are dangerously low so if China and/or Russia launched nukes at us we wouldnt really be able to defend ourselves This is true for patriot, thaad, and SM interceptors. Those wouldn't be super useful for an attack on the US with ICBMs by China or Russia though. The systems that use those interceptors are just too short range to cover the whole country. The GBI interceptors intended for defending the continental US from ICBMs are only launched from fixed silos. They don't have mobile launchers that could even be sent to the region. None of those have been used. But there also have never been anywhere near enough GBI interceptors to defend against an attack from Russia or China. They're intended more for a rogue actor or North Korea. The only defense the US has ever had from Russia or China is MAD.

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Admiral_Tuvix Apr 19, 2026 +6

and thanks to trump’s insane Iran clusterfuck,every adversary knows the first thing you do in any conflict is take out thaad batteries.

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torlesse Apr 19, 2026 +6

>and thanks to trump’s insane Iran clusterfuck,every adversary knows the first thing you do in any conflict is take out thaad batteries. No, the first thing you do is to get morons like Trump elected.

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thehomeyskater Apr 19, 2026 +2

Haha so true

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DrebinofPoliceSquad Apr 19, 2026 +2

Nobody realizes that as soon as they cover the water surface with missiles, they will send over the ground forces. Nobody will think of a ground attack by sea!

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kstargate-425 Apr 19, 2026

Its that time again and they are jealous Trump isnt giving his best buddy enough attention

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tea_snob10 Apr 19, 2026

Someone said Kim can't swim, so here we are.

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Micromagos Apr 19, 2026

The Sea done gone and did them wrong.

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Troggot Apr 19, 2026 +1

The North Koreans and the Pelagean are historically known to be very belligerent

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TeslaProphet Apr 19, 2026 +45

North Korea HATES the oceans!

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biggestweiner Apr 19, 2026 +12

Atlantis in SHAMBLES!

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hehateme42069 Apr 19, 2026 +3

R.I.P Mr Nimbus

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sth128 Apr 19, 2026 +4

Not as much as America hates the oceans. It already renamed a gulf for no reason and started a war against another strait. Next up America will probably nuke the Pacific for, I don't know, birthing too many typhoons or having a pacifist name.

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NotTheRightHDMIPort Apr 19, 2026 +24

Someone is feeling ignored.

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HamSlamBam Apr 19, 2026 +10

Take that sea! That’ll teach you!

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CigarLover Apr 19, 2026 +3

Someone misses having any attention…

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Usual_Corner2787 Apr 19, 2026 +3

Sounds like Kim’s a little jealous of all the attention Donny is receiving~! /s

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Cloud_Fortress Apr 19, 2026 +4

They really f****** hate the whales

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fffan9391 Apr 19, 2026 +3

Why didn’t Trump just go on a date with the Ayatollah like he did with Kim?

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AssociateGreat2350 Apr 19, 2026 +7

North Korea The country that's consistently the equivalent of hanging your kids drawing on the fridge

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EuphoricCrashOut Apr 19, 2026 +5

Why not toward a certain location that's also shooting a lot of missiles right now? Could be great practice? smh

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Vectored_Artisan Apr 19, 2026 +2

That would be anti semetic

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EuphoricCrashOut Apr 19, 2026 +3

What's it called when they do it?

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Vectored_Artisan Apr 19, 2026 +1

that question is also antisemitic We must not question their right to kill children.

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Mike-SBA Apr 19, 2026 +3

Trump says he has a special relationship with Kim. Maybe Trump could spend some time in North Korea !

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Libertyprime8397 Apr 19, 2026 +2

Maybe that’s why orcas are attacking ships. They’re getting blasted with missiles.

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MastamindedMystery Apr 19, 2026 +2

Calm down, lil rocket man

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Brave_Nerve_6871 Apr 19, 2026 +2

Tell me you're feeling left out without saying your feeling left out

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Aldren Apr 19, 2026 +2

>government remained focused on the "limitless expansion" of its nuclear forces It is a pretty vast sea

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FiveCrappedPee Apr 19, 2026 +2

Those motherfuckers really are showing the ocean whose a b****!

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Murgatroyd314 Apr 19, 2026 -1

King Canute would be proud.

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SnarkyPuppy-0417 Apr 19, 2026 +1

Just a reminder that they're not Iran.

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magnuman307 Apr 19, 2026 +1

"Uh hey guys, we're here too!". -NK "F*** those fish." -KJU

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Every-Development398 Apr 19, 2026 +1

North korea's war on poseidon will never end.

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frogstampede_9 Apr 19, 2026 +1

North Korea doing its usual “notice me” routine, except with explosives. At this point I just hope nearby countries double-check their alert systems and keep tracking data transparent for everyone.

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Villag3Idiot Apr 19, 2026 +1

Protecting us against Cthulhu.

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DCrebuilds Apr 19, 2026 +1

When does this stop being news

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mrlolloran Apr 19, 2026 +1

If the whales were really revolting against humanity I feel they’d start there NK don’t gaf about the whales

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funnydumplings Apr 19, 2026 +1

Maybe the sea that was promised to them 3000 yrs ago

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Showdown5618 Apr 19, 2026 +1

Either Kim Jong Un really hates the ocean, he's trying to get rid of missles, or he's delusional thinking this is actually intimidating instead of pathetic.

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blinkysmurf Apr 19, 2026 +1

We got our own colossal shitstorms, North Korea. If you’re trying to scare us you’re going to have to kick it up a notch.

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theyipper Apr 19, 2026 +1

"Don't forget about us!" - N Korea probably

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riaowo Apr 19, 2026 +1

Kim is feeling left out with all this iran stuff

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imjusthereforporn-1 Apr 19, 2026

I’m sure it was a very nice missile.

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jakeupowens Apr 19, 2026

So, do these things explode or are they just constantly shooting tubes into the water?

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NUMBerONEisFIRST Apr 19, 2026

I think he's mad that another narcissist is in the news everyday threatening the world.

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Darius2112 Apr 19, 2026

The short bus of nation states at it again.

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West_Cut_9265 Apr 19, 2026

Can we really call them the short bus when they have nuclear weapons?

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grandpasghost Apr 19, 2026

Starting war with Posedian again

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Oldenlame Apr 19, 2026

China needs a distraction from the oil problem.

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ActualSpiders Apr 19, 2026

"From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee."

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Niceromancer Apr 19, 2026

North Korea's war with the sea of Japan continues.

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trackday21 Apr 19, 2026

North Korea?! C*** I forgot about them.

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Snapingbolts Apr 19, 2026

Just preparing for the Nolan Odessey movie and getting a c**** shot on Poseidon

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Dark_Mak__r Apr 19, 2026

North korea doesn’t need missiles, it needs plenty of oil ,, to get attention which he awaits eagerly…

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Strict-Carrot4783 Apr 19, 2026

They must be out of food.

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charcoalist Apr 19, 2026

This is NK's way of fundraising. Saber rattle, then receive aid and concessions in response.

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MschfMngd Apr 19, 2026

>After the test, Kim said his government remained focused on the "limitless expansion" of its nuclear forces and issued unspecified new tasks to sharpen the country's nuclear attack and rapid-response capabilities. The same energy as the drunk guy outside a bar that says he can kick your ass if he really wants to, while desperately clutching to anything nearby to keep his balance. Infantile idiots, all of them. What's the end goal to all this? Nobody is going to nuke anybody because it would mean a permanent disruption in resources and commerce, which would be like shooting yourself in the foot. So what's the f****** point? To tell us how big your d*** is? Buddy, we ain't buying it, much less care about it.

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NightchadeBackAgain Apr 19, 2026

Dude, stop trying to pick a fight with Atlantis. Aquaman will bring smoke you can't handle.

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OldGord Apr 19, 2026

Japan is stealing North Korea’s glory, NK is clearly the one keeping the kaijus at bay.

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plain_handle Apr 19, 2026

Aww - are they hungry again ?

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icantthinkofaname18 Apr 19, 2026 -1

When will it ever learn smh

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Sorry-Belt-3514 Apr 19, 2026 -1

And they missed the sea.

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Morganrow Apr 19, 2026 -1

The sea won't forget this

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fsactual Apr 19, 2026 -1

The sea never stood a chance.

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jason2354 Apr 19, 2026 -1

Someone has to keep the killer whales in line. Thanks NK!

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foomanchu89 Apr 19, 2026 -1

North Korea: Damn you sea monsters, you will never get away with this!

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ohnohelpwhereamI Apr 19, 2026 -1

Koreas war against Poseidon is never ending.

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GentleBelligerent Apr 19, 2026 -1

Imagine the sea, but the sea is really America. You are shivering now in cold sweat. You must wage nuclear war against North Korea in the name of Donald J. Trump.

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yblame Apr 19, 2026 -1

He really hates fish quite a lot, I guess. Or is Trump getting too much attention and nobody cares about little Kimmy these days?

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Oldenlame Apr 19, 2026 +1

Someone didn't pick up the phone.

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shizzy0 Apr 19, 2026 -1

Good luck getting any attention for being crazy in this attention economy, Kim.

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The_Fassbender Apr 19, 2026 -1

Feel the wrath of Mr NIMBUS!

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The_Fassbender Apr 19, 2026 -1

Feel the wrath of Mr NIMBUS!

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tonynca Apr 19, 2026 -1

They hate the sea. Love the land.

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The_Best_Yak_Ever Apr 19, 2026 -1

The fish in the Sea of Japan have been put on f****** notice!

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