North Korea ‘will fire nuclear weapon’ if Kim is killed

Fire on who? That's a very major distinction.

Kim wanted a headline so bad. Here you go, little guy.

Hmm, ok. But will it be pointy?

Awwww, someone just wants to be noticed.

He wants to be the main character so bad but isn't even in a supporting role.

Since any launch of nuclear weapons would result in catastrophic reprisals, this would require whoever launched the nukes to have more loyalty to a dead guy than to whoever succeeds him or to his own will to live.

So if Ruzzia falls out with Kim, makes it look like Ukraine or European spies assassinated him?

What about Kourtney, Kendall, Khloe, or Kylie? Do they not care about them too?

**From The Telegraph:** North Korea has changed its constitution so its military is required to launch a retaliatory nuclear strike if Kim Jong-un is assassinated by a foreign adversary. The change was made after Ali Khamenei, Iran’s supreme leader, and many of his closest advisers were killed in strikes at the start of the joint US-Israeli attacks against the regime in Tehran. The revision was adopted at the first session of the 15th Supreme People’s Assembly, which opened on March 22 in Pyongyang. It was made public on Thursday in a briefing to senior members of the South Korean government by its National Intelligence Service (NIS). According to the NIS briefing, Kim has command of the North’s nuclear forces, but the changes codify procedures for retaliatory attacks in the event that he is incapacitated or killed. The revised Article 3 of the nuclear policy law states: “If the command-and-control system over the state’s nuclear forces is placed in danger by hostile forces’ attacks ... a nuclear strike shall be launched automatically and immediately.” Prof Andrei Lankov, a Russian-born professor of history and international relations at Kookmin University in Seoul, said: “This may have been policy before, but it has added emphasis now it has been enshrined in the constitution. “Iran was the wake-up call. North Korea saw the remarkable efficiency of the US-Israeli decapitation attacks, which immediately eliminated the greater part of the Iranian leadership, and they must now be terrified.” An attack designed to eliminate Kim and his immediate circle would be far harder to carry out than the attacks in Iran. **More here:** [https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/05/08/north-korean-nuclear-retaliation-if-kim-jong-un-killed/](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/05/08/north-korean-nuclear-retaliation-if-kim-jong-un-killed/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_listnook_if-kim-jong-un-killed/&accesscontrol=facebookchannel_open)

More clown stuff from clown countries, as usual

Ah, I was wondering when Dr. Strangelove's doomsday device plan was going to be invoked IRL.

No one talks about North Korea. You keep pushing yourselves into the spotlight with absurd statements and acting like, "Everyone's bullying us—you'll see!" We don't even think about you, at all!

Someone is feeling ignored by the media

I picture the American Dad scene where Roger gets really beat up. Slowly pulls out a pistol, and shoots his own foot off lol.

At whom?

so he’s afraid. good

Into the ocean, like all the others?

And if it's a home grown attacker?

“uwu notice me 🥺👉👈” \- Kim Jong-un, at some point, probably

a dictatorial country will fire nukes when the dictator dies, more news at 10

Makes sense to me. If they have nuclear weapon to defend the supreme leader, then he gets popped, nuclear weapon should absolutely get fired for not performing the duties of the position.

Is someone trying to kill him? Nobody cares about NK, they are irrelevant

“F\*ck you, dolphins!”

I figured that was just assumed, otherwise what the hell is the point of them?

Look who’s trying to be relevant again!

No, they won't. NK will finally get access to all the p***, music, and movies they've always wanted. It's gonna be goon odyssey if Kim is killed. https://www.newsweek.com/north-korean-troops-russia-ukraine-war-gorging-p**********-1981960

Lil’ Kim over there, trying so hard to be noticed.

I mean. If he is dead nobody would care if they ignored the order to fire. Imagine they disarm, setup a system to make sure nobody embezzles money like in russia, and they set up every family with a good home, education, and future. Dictatorships are cruel. Its a dictatorship all in one bloodline - crazy.

Kim is the odd kid out for dodgeball. He’s sitting out but still talking trash from the bench.

“Felt random, might delete later”

Ok.poor dude feeling left out

I too am looking for relevance in this modern world

Sounds like they are getting a little jealous of all the attention other countries are getting at the moment.

As an celebration or what?

World: busy dealing other shit N.korea: been a minute since anyone’s cared about us… we should probably start threatening again

And go down in history as the guy who razed north korea. Noice

North Korea, do you need a sandwich and a nap?

He definitely felt out

But like...what if its just his cholesterol that does it? 

Awww Kim, is the world not paying enough attention to you?

"Hey, remember us?"

That's cool. He probably be killed from within. They won't even have to use a missile.

They’ll probably launch it and it will land on Pyongyang

How do you kill a god?

I can see NK going nuclear if anything happened to dude. Not to far fetched.

Russia has this same doctrine for their head of state.

Why would anyone kill him at this point

"WE'RE STILL HERE IN CASE YOU ALL FORGOT ABOUT US"

Kim Jong-un must be terrified after Venezuela president Maduro got abducted and US kill Iran’s supreme leader, Ali Khamenei. Kim probably wouldn't feel safe even with nukes.

That’s what they have to tell Kim. We good.

Doubt it, it's a dictatorship, cut the head it can't grow a new one out but drop dead instantly.

We know, its precisely why Iran wanted nukes in the first place.

Quick, fire more missiles into the ocean!!!

Ok Hans Brix.

Bro looks like a walking heart attack

Has someone actually showed any legitimate interest in offing this guy since... ever?

If they actually have nukes then why did Trumpy boy and US governement not doing anything about? Oh wait the whole war is more.about oil than nukes