Lots of money to be made with that kind of volatility. Of course, not for anyone but the insiders.
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Grogon2Apr 2, 2026
+1
Green green cash
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AskMeAboutMyHermoidsApr 2, 2026
-22
Insiders? It’s pretty obvious the pattern at this point. I’ve been buying calls and puts on OXY and doing pretty well
-22
ohmarinoApr 2, 2026
+21
The real question is: why is the market still falling for it every time? Surely this can’t last for the rest of his term right? Mind boggling if so.
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Happy_Little_FishApr 2, 2026
+28
because they're making money off it. they're ignoring Iran's statements even though they're actually following through on their threats and making moves based on Trump's tweets.
the stock markets have completely left reality and everyone's hoping they're not left with the bill.
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MiserableTennis6546Apr 2, 2026
+5
I don't think they believe any of it but there's money to be made. Plus a whole lot of the trading is just bots doing automatic trades.
5
Show-Me-Your-MovesApr 2, 2026
+8
You can look up crude oil prices and see they spiked SHARPLY during his speech last night. Markets may have had this misplaced optimism that everything is being sorted out, but they're slowly being dragged to the reality that he has no clue what the f*** he's doing.
https://www.google.com/finance/quote/CLW00:NYMEX?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjdv8DApc-TAxUHhYkEHVPlJOsQ3ecFegQIHRAP&window=5D
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namesoundsoffApr 2, 2026
+16
With the big beautiful obituary
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Wanna_make_cashApr 2, 2026
+6
It would need to be several obituaries..the entire line of succession is bad news.
6
namesoundsoffApr 2, 2026
+5
The cult of personality dies with the person. Don't see Eric or Barron picking up where the big D with the little D left off
5
EldritchMacaronApr 2, 2026
+1
What an amazing obituary it will be
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Wanna_make_cashApr 2, 2026
+5
In 3 years when we hopefully have both the white house and the legislature taken away from these grifters and profiteers
5
PreciousFlounderApr 2, 2026
+7
It doesn't :D
7
ChillersApr 2, 2026
+3
When someone with a pair pulls the trigger and ends this madness. Where is Jaime Lannister when we need him.
3
Playful_Accident8990Apr 2, 2026
+2
Once they sucked the milkshake dry.
2
rsam487Apr 2, 2026
+2
It stopped early march, the flow of oil supply that is. The traders are buying and selling sentiment, but it doesn't change the fact that supply isn't flowing.
Once the markets start to see that -- this will have looked like a cake walk by comparison is my bet.
2
HarEr89Apr 2, 2026
+3
It will never stop. At least not under Donald Trump.
3
mentaljobbymonsterApr 2, 2026
+1
death
1
Full_ApertureApr 2, 2026
+1
When somebody gets off.
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geokenApr 2, 2026
+1
When the market as a whole begins not responding to these manufatured fluctuations.
1
Archiver_test4Apr 2, 2026
+1
Left right left right B A
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CoconutrugbyApr 2, 2026
+1
When IT happens.
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Cynical_ClassicistApr 2, 2026
+61
Someone is making a lot of money from this. Follow the money?
Either way, it's just more of screwing over the majority. Not just in the US, but across the world. All of you who voted for him, however you justify it, bear blame for this.
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Specialist-Life-3849Apr 2, 2026
+19
markets are closed on Friday, this was timing. again.
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redpandafireApr 2, 2026
+6
Even his timing is sloppy. Why do the evening announcement on a Wednesday when Thursday after market before easter is the actual one he wants.
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Ok-Lavishness5980Apr 2, 2026
+9
Because he isn’t actually manipulating the market.
The people saying “this is all a ploy by Trump to manipulate the market” are becoming like the 4D chess people.
Trump is just suffering from advanced dementia. He was an always problematic person that tended towards stupidity, who now has a severely degraded brain. He isn’t planning anything. He isn’t operating with goals in mind. He does and says whatever happens to pop up in his mind that exact moment, which is why he will flip flop positions multiple times in a 2-3 minute comment. He likely forgets things very quickly, and also perceives things that do not exist (ex: he believes talks have been occurring between him and the leaders of Iran despite none of that happening).
I’m sure some people inside his administration are profiting off this. But Trump is just dementia riddled and behaving exactly like any person with dementia who was given the keys to the kingdom would. Labeling it as planned manipulation is just another form of sane washing, even though the people doing it aren’t intending to.
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imaginary_num6erApr 2, 2026
+2
Nothing he says is serious until nukes are launched. It is not a matter of if, but when
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FeligrisApr 2, 2026
+1
>He likely forgets things very quickly, and also perceives things that do not exist (ex: he believes talks have been occurring between him and the leaders of Iran despite none of that happening).
I saw other similar recent incidents such as his ramble about Sharpies and a supposed gold-black custom Sharpie to replace the expensive White House pens with, being discussed by commenters on YouTube, and one [potential explanation offered was that he's confabulating](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confabulation) because his brain has physically deteriorated to the point where it's often no longer capable of recreating factual memories of events which he's supposed to talk about or wants to talk about, and creates fictional ones instead which he believes are real since he naturally cannot discern them from factual memories.
Based on the Wikipedia article, it's not known *why* exactly brains begin to do this when they suffer from certain kinds of damage or dementia, but if this is the case, in Trump's own mind he's not lying if he for example mentions having had talks with the leaders of Iran when no talks have taken place because *to him* it's reality.
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NonhingedApr 2, 2026
+3
Damn those Chinese solar panel manufacturers. /s
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denNISIApr 2, 2026
+2
Russia sanctions are lifted? Israel's war?
There are many to blame, but if you didn't vote, it probably wouldn't change the outcome.
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HarEr89Apr 2, 2026
+23
Wait a few hours until Donald wakes up and writes that the war is almost over and the talks with a few unkown Iranians are going extremely well.
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dontslambroApr 2, 2026
+2
Seems headlines are coming out that Israel bombed a target that injured the head Iranian negotiator setting talks in Pakistan.
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Eckes24Apr 2, 2026
+24
To be honest, I am more surprised the prices relaxed in-between due to trump's obvious lies.
Further, even if the war would be resolved today, with an opening of the straight, there would still be a massive impact on the oil price due to the damages on the infrastructure, which takes years to be repaired.
For weeks we see a simple market manipulation by the cleptocracy, which harms every normal person on the globe. Innocent people died, and more will die, the economical impact will impact everybody.
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Quagmire70Apr 2, 2026
+9
Dear America. Please for the sake of humanity send your Pumpkinfürher to either prison where he belongs or at the very least a retirement home with no internet!
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IceMysterious3056Apr 2, 2026
+5
Boycott American oil.
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BothRequirement2826Apr 2, 2026
+4
I do so hate it when toddlers are in charge of the US. They're so overtly corrupt and face zero consequences.
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atmoscentricApr 2, 2026
+5
….and he’s made another few billion. Everything he does is literally a grift. Everything.
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NodivingallowedApr 2, 2026
+3
Whew thank God I took out that second mortgage. Tank's almost on e
3
16ozbuddzApr 2, 2026
+3
13% at the moment
3
feralmoronApr 2, 2026
+2
Atta boy, Cankles. You’re like a dog that bites his own foot and can’t understand why the foot won’t go away.
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ben_howlerApr 2, 2026
+4
Whatever you do, don't buy American oil.
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Virtual-Squirrel-725Apr 2, 2026
+40
I just cancelled my barrel.
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SweatytubesockApr 2, 2026
+1
Running the country like his scam businesses
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Grogon2Apr 2, 2026
+1
He has dementia and is being used.
I dont like Trump, but something else is happening here and if this is true, as weird as it sounds: his reality is real and he is negotiating with Iran.
I can think people close to him are manipulating him.
Again, he is an asshol.e, but I believe its not him doing the things we see him do.
Dementia is bad.
I wouldnt rule out he wouldnt be doing it anyways (fcking us up), but at this point it might not even be his fault
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