**Don't worry they will fall back after the next final dead line.**
Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"
Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 24: "\[Iran\] gave us a present and the present arrived today, and it was a very big present, worth a tremendous amount of money."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 2: “The straight will open up naturally”
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.
Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
Apr 6: Said Tuesday deadline to make a deal with Iran is final.
Apr 7: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want it to happen, but it likely will."
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ponylicious3 days ago
+12
Wait, what happened on Mar 28? Why was there no major quote?
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PapaTahm3 days ago
+43
Golfing, while CPAC was happening and No KING was having huge protest.
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Hot_Cupcake77873 days ago
+18
That was the day of the No Kings protest and he said Cuba was next at a Saudi investment conference:
"I built this great military. I said, 'You'll never have to use it,' but sometimes you have to use it. And Cuba is next, by the way,"
"But pretend I didn't say that. Please, pretend I didn't. Please, please, please, media, please disregard that statement'"
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Kritnc3 days ago
+2
This is great - I am going to add a section to my site if you dont mind - I will credit you [https://thestraitwatch.com/](https://thestraitwatch.com/)
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Kohel133 days ago
+1
Incroyable de vivre ça en live: un fou à la tête de la première puissance mondiale! Quand la réalité dépasse la fiction
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tricksterloki3 days ago
+1
Pakistan is asking for a 2 week delay, but let's see what happens, hopefully TACO.
1
littlemoon-033 days ago
+77
Stock people are going bald tonight
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Altruistic_Finger6693 days ago
+70
Are they? At this point i feel like the entire system is just rigged with no connection to reality. Oil should be at 150 already. Stocks shpuld be tumbling but there has been plenty of ups in the last few days
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Littlepharaoh3 days ago
+12
>LONDON, April 7 - European and Asian refiners are paying record high prices of near $150 a barrel for some crude oil grades, far exceeding prices for paper futures, highlighting the worsening supply crisis from the U.S.-Israel war with Iran.
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/physical-oil-prices-hit-record-highs-near-150-barrel-hormuz-crisis-worsens-2026-04-07/
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Quenz3 days ago
+16
Everything we assume about economics revolves around a rational market. From my highly advanced one semester of freshman macro in college, and from my peabrained existence of about 47 semesters of being more aware of the world, I conclude that it's mostly nonsense.
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supercali453 days ago
+5
Degens been gambling happily since last year
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OozeNAahz3 days ago
+1
Really glad I took a disbursement yesterday instead of today.
1
MKVIgti3 days ago
+18
Of course stocks are falling.
It’s time for him and all his buddies to buy, buy, buy.
Next, Trump will again walk it back, stocks correct and go up, and they all sell and make millions more.
Best grift ever and he’s done it NUMEROUS times.
Baron now has a net worth close to $100 million. Let that sink in.
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Asusrty3 days ago
+14
The markets have barely moved. Brent crude is down today from open. The markets make no sense anymore.
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pentox703 days ago
+3
I think the market is tired of the taco. Nothing will move the market until something actually happens.
3
Jarisatis3 days ago
+12
But MAGA were saying Trump is good for the economy??!
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Wurstpaket3 days ago
+3
Maybe it is, the economy just isn't that of the US
3
Niibler3 days ago
+26
More market manipulation before TACO time.
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OneNormalBloke3 days ago
+15
And market manipulation galore.
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Ben_Chod_3 days ago
+5
"some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn." This is Donald duck
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ag3ntz3r03 days ago
+3
Its TACO Tuesday time!
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Balfe3 days ago
+2
A very stable genius.
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Express_Upstairs_6683 days ago
+2
Yehawwwww....market ploy again........ rich rich rich for this buffoon orange shit friends !!!
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Doctor_Saved3 days ago
+2
Why wouldn't you buy stocks right now? If Trump back off, profit. If the world ends, it doesn't matter.
2
Long-Draft-71283 days ago
+2
Most americans are paycheck to paycheck.
2
CampEmbarrassed1703 days ago
+2
The Wall Street casinos never loose. It is divorced from reality and the big boys decide whether it falls or rise.
2
Limp_Grab41423 days ago
+3
oil is going down :) but dont worry the petrol stations are going up and up. so dont bother wishing
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bodhidharma1320013 days ago
+2
Time to buy. Trump will chicken out and the stocks will rebound.
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altatoro1233 days ago
+1
What a shock
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Nandulal3 days ago
+1
an then they will make tacos on the WRONG day
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8ntgotnotgasinit3 days ago
+1
TACO tueeeeesday!!!
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HarEr893 days ago
+1
But it's TACO Tuesday again!
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Boys4Ever3 days ago
+1
At the moment the market seems to be pivoting. Perhaps it expects TACO shift and already prepping for it.
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Environmental-Ad40903 days ago
+1
Calls loaded up for TACO Tuesday!
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Bebopdavidson3 days ago
+1
I’m gonna fill up my tank before prices go from high to Mad Max
1
Threecatproblem3 days ago
+1
Just in...he TACO'd again and extended the threat for 2 more weeks. Once again his cronies made millions of dollars in the stockmarket with insider knowledge.
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