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edfitz83 Mar 25, 2026 +475

Will the govt pay for another $200M for ads?

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Im_better_than__u Mar 25, 2026 +202

Of course, she needs a new plane with a sex swing.

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Mrjlawrence Mar 26, 2026 +14

And when she requests Snakes on a plane, she’s not talking about the movie if you know what I mean….dicks. She’s talking about dicks. You see snakes = dicks. 😜

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syntax138 Mar 26, 2026 +4

She gets the old bang bus now.

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Im_better_than__u Mar 26, 2026 +1

Bang train!

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Independent-Reader Mar 26, 2026 +2

She's 54 but she's still f******. After all that surgery, I imagine it's like f****** a Frankenwoman. I hate my imagination sometimes. But it usually has a point.

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Im_better_than__u Mar 27, 2026 +1

Frankenwoman... is that her pronoun?

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TwoDrinkDave Mar 27, 2026 +1

Actually Frankenwoman was her doctor.

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spasske Mar 26, 2026 +11

Sure. No one knows anything about The Shield of America so it needs an ad campaign.

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xynith116 Mar 25, 2026 +12

Hey that’s only 1/1000th of the cost of a war!

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DrDragun Mar 25, 2026 +9

Blankies at every stop on the tour

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lastskudbook Mar 26, 2026 +3

Jizz rags you mean.

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StretchExtension Mar 25, 2026 +272

Whatever, I'm over it. I just can't deal with having to see her disfigured plastic face anymore.

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HippyHunter7 Mar 26, 2026 +47

I love how the MAGA/Nazis are all about pure genetics and white supremacy.....but then ALL OF THEM including Trump are ashamed of how they look naturally. It's almost as if their whole ideology is a bunch of bullshit

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Junior_Builder_4340 Mar 26, 2026 +12

Especially since Trump shows up in bronzeface everyday.

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TheCrimsonSteel Mar 26, 2026 +74

Wait until you give it a few decades Because I've never seen plastic surgery age well, and the more you do, the worse it looks Your can't age gracefully when half of your face is fake

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kniq86 Mar 26, 2026 +28

Probably won't see her ever again after a couple years unless she gets arrested for something later

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Niceromancer Mar 26, 2026 +8

Yep once she starts to sag and lose the trump bimbo look you wont see her at all. Both because she wont want to be seen and the news agencies don't want to show someone they labeled as "pretty" rotting away as her surgeries start to fail.

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Icy-Zone3621 Mar 26, 2026 +3

Mrs Dehydrated Potatohead

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Oregon-Pilot Mar 26, 2026 +10

She’s the clown/puppet in all the Saw movies

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Naive_Confidence7297 Mar 26, 2026 +4

Republicans think it’s ‘hot’ … weird little boys

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Malaix Mar 26, 2026 +2

Mar-A-Lago face syndrome. Its tragic.

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PhamilyTrickster Mar 25, 2026 +62

What kinds of stupid costumes will she wear now?

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Great_expansion10272 Mar 25, 2026 +42

She's part of the shield of the americas, most of the members are latam countries so my guess is she'll show up for an ad in a sombrero, a poncho and two maracas

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PhamilyTrickster Mar 26, 2026 +15

I truly hate that you're probably right.

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DogsAreOurFriends Mar 25, 2026 +3

Expensive ones.

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HurinGaldorson Mar 25, 2026 +45

Her emotional support dog, sadly, did not survive.

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sthlmsoul Mar 25, 2026 +19

What happened to Cory Lewandowski?

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waldorflover69 Mar 26, 2026 +9

She had to put him down

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metaglot Mar 25, 2026 +3

That gives a whole new meaning to the term emotional support dog.

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GroblyOverrated Mar 26, 2026 +51

She should be in jail.

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Icanscrewmyhaton Mar 26, 2026 +3

If deporting migrants to third countries goes to court, this bit will come up at her trial. The U.S. Embassy stating Noem signed this while still Secretary AND as an official Envoy provides damning continuity: "In Costa Rica on Monday, Noem signed an initial agreement for the country to accept migrants deported from the United States who are nationals of third countries, which the U.S. ⁠Embassy in San José described as her "final act as Secretary and in her role as Shield of the Americas Envoy."

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dysonnun Mar 25, 2026 +112

Her role is to continue being Lewandowski's side chick.

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scbundy Mar 25, 2026 +25

I heard he broke up with her after the firing.

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dysonnun Mar 25, 2026 +26

I doubt if they broke up he would be by her side on this trip.

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scbundy Mar 25, 2026 +36

I hate this season of Trump.

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pchlster Mar 26, 2026 +5

It'd be a lot more entertaining as a TV show than as reality.

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Happy_Maintenance Mar 25, 2026 +66

She should tour a sewer. See her own kind.

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BadAsBroccoli Mar 25, 2026 +40

Those are Leela's people and they're nice.

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slobs_burgers Mar 26, 2026 +6

Or a prison

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Aggravating-Fix-4547 Mar 26, 2026 +2

That’s an insult to turds! For real

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Tokie-Dokie Mar 25, 2026 +40

That nutty a****** sure loves burning taxpayer dollars on self promotion.

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sonic_couth Mar 25, 2026 +16

But it warms America’s soul to see her dressing up in costumes! She’s like a Real Life Fascist American Girl doll.

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sm9k3y Mar 25, 2026 +12

How does she not know how to keep her head down for a couple months at the very least? The obviousness and nescience is so strong with this one. Makes me think she is preparing to run for some (or one particular) office.

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Mintox_M8 Mar 26, 2026 +7

Because she thinks she’s a Kardashian now, and that people are frothing to see her play dress up

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CheezTips Mar 26, 2026 +11

Is that $3000 a day makeup artist traveling with her?

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hugzilla1889 Mar 25, 2026 +6

She just wants to get head on a private plane, she doesn't give a f*** about what job title she has.

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sthlmsoul Mar 25, 2026 +6

The Lewandowski Sex Tour of 2026?

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supercali45 Mar 25, 2026 +7

She knows too much of the grifting that he can’t fire her lol

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CthulhusButtPug Mar 26, 2026 +6

Hope she’s happy having everyone call her entire extended family Nazis for eternity.

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redracer67 Mar 25, 2026 +11

So my tax dollars are paying for Noem and Corey to continue their affair on a private plane instead of government housing? Got it.

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Outside-Affect-4722 Mar 25, 2026 +4

Oh great, so how much is that costing the US taxpayer? Put her in jail and throw away the key...

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PretendFly8491 Mar 26, 2026 +5

Did she get a new plastic head to go with the new role?

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Starman1001001 Mar 26, 2026 +5

So even MORE free travel at our expense

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darkeraqua Mar 26, 2026 +3

Do these people do *any* work? At all??

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UncleChu Mar 25, 2026 +6

Government can fire all the normal hardworking government workers making our government work well and efficiently and to do good for the America people because of waste and fraud, but make up positions for this clown to have a job?

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RLewis8888 Mar 25, 2026 +3

Are taxpayers footing the bill for this boondoggle?

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Embarrassed-Dust718 Mar 26, 2026 +3

Of course she gets to keep the private jet that she said will be used for deportation to have a nice romantic trip to Latin America

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Mimimontreal Mar 25, 2026 +3

Hope she’s taking riding that expensive horse as her only mode of transport on the tour.

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PixelsGoBoom Mar 26, 2026 +3

The "I got to keep the money, f*** you" tour?

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Kevin686766 Mar 26, 2026 +4

Say what you will you will but she came up with a clever way to make sure she has always have a job with the Trump supporters. Step one: Have the right look and attitude so that Trump completely supports you. Step two: Do anything you want as long as it is something that Trump would also do. Step three: Never say anything bad about Trump. She can't be fired because that would mean Trump would have to admit he was wrong. She can be " reassigned to a different job" but he won't fire her. He can only say he is reassigned her because he thought it was best. If it was because of public opinion that would mean he was caving in. If it was because she was bad at the job that would mean he did a bad job hiring her. Since he can't admit fault she is guaranteed a job.

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blackbeansandrice Mar 26, 2026 +3

Saying that’s clever is generous.

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Brown_Star Mar 25, 2026 +2

Can't steal taxpayers money if we all decide to not pay taxes

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BadAsBroccoli Mar 25, 2026 +2

She'll just continue what she was doing before, a whole lotta nothing.

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papaHans Mar 26, 2026 +2

Lewandowski was fired mid lovers' trip.

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Dcammy42 Mar 26, 2026 +2

Oh lord, how much is this going to cost us now?

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Anyso435 Mar 26, 2026 +2

Why does she still have a job?

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Reddit_wander01 Mar 26, 2026 +2

Ooops…https://www.thedailybeast.com/kristi-noems-alleged-lover-corey-lewandowski-fired-in-middle-of-exotic-getaway/

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m0j0r0lla Mar 26, 2026 +1

She has been hired by Alpo to head up the recently created Lethal Dog Toy division.

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Mysterious_Jicama_55 Mar 26, 2026 +1

Maybe she’ll get to ride horses on this tour, as well.

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helloredditpeepl Mar 26, 2026 +1

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WaffleBlues Mar 26, 2026 +1

I wonder how she will bring Lewandowski into the scheme so they can continue their affair on the taxpayer dime, while flying around the country in luxury planes, firing pilots because they didn't take special care of her blanky (which was probably actually her strap on she uses to peg Corey).

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Knees0ck Mar 25, 2026

Stop with the ousted bullshit, she was promoted

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WilliamInBlack Mar 25, 2026 +5

You have a weird definition of “promoted”

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DietSteve Mar 26, 2026 +5

She got removed from her position and put in one that is vague and nebulous with no outward responsibilities....I'd say that's a promotion

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ArugulaElectronic478 Mar 26, 2026 +1

Yeah but her access to the flying sex dungeon has been revoked. Seems like a demotion to me.

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tkrr Mar 26, 2026 +1

A Cabinet secretary has the power to give orders. Whatever the f*** she is can only make suggestions to the people with real power.

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BigJellyfish1906 Mar 26, 2026

This isn’t a promotion. It’s a humiliation tour for a non-existent job.

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steve_ample Mar 25, 2026 +1

And don't forget to like and subscribe.

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AcanthisittaNo6653 Mar 25, 2026 -5

She should have gone with a clean break from Cory. He's just going to drag her down at this point..

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murderedbyaname Mar 25, 2026 +9

She was dragging her own self just fine without any help lol

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murderedbyaname Mar 25, 2026 +1

No idea. Why?

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