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Middcore May 6, 2026 +1206

This war could have been an email.

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Black-Shoe May 6, 2026 +139

Instead we get tweets

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Electrical_Iron_1161 May 6, 2026 +56

And higher gas prices

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Black-Shoe May 6, 2026 +10

And we have the pleasure of owning the libs

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taisui May 6, 2026 +12

I don't like the iran regime but just fyi no one should trust Trump

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PanicPuzzler 6 days ago +2

Only people who trust trump are his cult members who he fires to keep them on thier toes lol.

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National-Two2417 6 days ago +1

Libs got owned good this year.

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Less-Fondant-3054 May 6, 2026 +7

Tweets that ramble on longer than even the most bloated of corporate emails.

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totesmadoge May 6, 2026 +7

And banger AI Lego videos

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[deleted] May 6, 2026 +96

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Generic_Superhero May 6, 2026 +37

> The war had no objective. Regime change and stopping Iran's nuclear program were both objectives. Trump failed at both spectacularly.

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topdownyeti May 6, 2026 +25

I don’t get when people say there were no objectives because there clearly were. On the other hand, there were no well thought plans.

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galahad423 May 6, 2026 +7

But were there “concepts of a plan”

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FirefighterLeft5425 6 days ago +1

No one has done this for 50 years because it's well known to fail.... So complete failure. Ass objectives that are unattainable. Just showed the world how unbelievably weak we are tho so that's cool.

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YuppiesEverywhere May 6, 2026 +7

Regime change wasn't a direct objective. The US Administration was hoping the Iranian people would do the regime change themselves. They didn't. And the US was told that we stopped Iran's nuclear program with the B-2 bomber strike a few months before. Said it was a total success. I guess it wasn't a total success.

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Generic_Superhero 6 days ago +1

Regime change was an objective. Decapitating the current regime and encouraging the Iranians to rise up and vague promises of support was how they went about that goal. And obviously not, but dont try and point that out that little discrepancy with his supporters.

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Fritzo2162 May 6, 2026 +2

They seem to have created that objective after the fact. Their initial story was "they're a terrorist threat."

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Middcore May 6, 2026 +50

>The war had no objective. The objective was to distract from Trump being a rapist, and secondarily for him to show he has a bigger d*** than Obama. Never forget the dude's entire political career was motivated by Obama making fun of him.

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NetZeroSun May 6, 2026 +24

Media are not talking about epstein or ICE. Sounds like a mission accomplished. Now he will queue up Cuba right before mid terms to boast of his big brain and genius strategy and chant usa. So that trump voters will cheer his success.

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Bobcat-Stock May 6, 2026 +6

I’m pretty sure Trumpstein drew first blood with the whole birtherism bs, but yeah he was embarrassed and now the world suffers because he’s a child

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SusonoO May 6, 2026 +5

A rapist *and* a pedophile, let's not forget that

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VvvlvvV May 6, 2026 +6

Israel wanted to remove Iran as a threat for a generation, and Trump is an idiot who needed a distraction.

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jaymickef May 6, 2026 +2

Also the Saudis wanted Iran weakened.

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IAmAGenusAMA 6 days ago +1

As for Israel, while it remains to be seen, realizing that your top leadership can be pretty easily wiped out might just be a decent incentive for the new leadership to leave Israel alone. The Israelis can dream anyway.

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jaymickef 6 days ago +3

Before the war we heard a lot about water shortages in Iran. What we never really hear about is what the Iranian regime may do to create distractions from internal issues. I guess we think that’s something only America does. Which is to say, maybe Iran needs to keep people talking about Israel.

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HarithBK May 6, 2026 +2

What do you mean this war did exactly what Israel wanted they got to take out the heads of the Iran government by tricking trump. It is a roaring success from the real planners of the war.

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pagesid3 6 days ago +1

That’s the plan? Just cut and run and assume whoever rises to leadership next in Iran is friendlier to Israel after firebombing their country? Or is it just revenge for the terror attack in Israel

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HarithBK 6 days ago +1

Just revenge it seems

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Fritzo2162 May 6, 2026 +1

They absolutely thought that. They figured they would level everything and have nothing to fight back with. Turns out Iran isn't centralized, giving them a surprised Pikachu face.

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timoumd May 6, 2026 +5

I think some school girls would have appreciated that

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Remon_Kewl 6 days ago +1

That wouldn't distract from the Epstein files.

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redditismylawyer 6 days ago +1

Subject: Americans Play 4d Chess - Lose International Influence, Billions in Assets, and Gas Price Doubles for ... Ever

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DepartureElegant9314 5 days ago +1

It's the biggest bed wet this century so far.

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gawdamn_mawnstah May 6, 2026 +1

Definitely didn't need to RTO

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I_Never_Use_Slash_S May 6, 2026 +375

It doesn’t take a lot of space to say “Let’s go back to exactly the way things were”

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dude_Im_hilarious May 6, 2026 +159

Yeah but Iran wants a toll booth and lots of money from us to rebuild destroyed infrastructure. That won’t ever happen.

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Neat_Egg_2474 May 6, 2026 +127

That was their original sky high demands, I’m sure it will be more reasonable. Either way, whatever deal happens, it will be far worse than the one Obama had a f****** decade ago. But we already know Trump couldn’t let a black man have a deal, so he ripped it up to make a far far far worse deal and will call it a win. Can’t wait to see how conservatives spin the narrative when Trump gives away tens of billions to Iran and justify how smart their glorious leader is.

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AmamiHarukIsMaiWaifu 6 days ago +18

They don't have a lot of choices here. They have to get large sum of cash injection. Iran's economy is ruined. Without the cash injection to stabilize the economy and a foreign enemy to point to, the regime will fall. This is why I don't see the US and Israel to defer the nuclear talk and proxy network funding to later dates. Iran's collapsing economy is their main leverage.

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PapaSheev7 May 6, 2026 +9

Yeah both sides started off with entirely unreasonable positions as you do when negotiating to maximize their potential leverage. If/when we do get peace we'll likely see terms that are far more "down the middle" so to speak, compared to the nonsense the two sides were asking for.

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rje946 May 6, 2026 +2

It's economic "jiu jitsu" lmao

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Less-Fondant-3054 May 6, 2026 +8

If they offer to split the tolls with Trump they'll probably get it, too.

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Koala_eiO 6 days ago +2

It's so absurd I wouldn't be surprised if it happened.

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BurgerQueef69 May 6, 2026 +8

"IRAN HAS AGREED TO ALL OF OUR DEMANDS, NO EXCEPTIONS! THEY WILL NO LONGER BUILD NUKULUR WEAPONS AND WILL OPEN THE STRAIGHT OF TRUMP. AS A SIGN OF FRIENDSHIP WE ARE GOING TO GIVE THEM $250 BILLION DOLLARS TO REBUILD THEIR COUNTRY. A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR PEACE AND SAFETY! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! SIGNED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF TRUMP, DONALD J TRUMP."

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cerberus698 May 6, 2026 +6

They'll take sanctions relief i think. I think China might turn them into their Israel.

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Professionally_Lazy May 6, 2026 +3

They said if they collect the toll they will use that money to rebuild rather than asking for reparations.

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LOHare May 6, 2026 +7

There's even an established old timey latin phrase for specifically this purpose: Status quo antebellum

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AnticPosition 6 days ago +2

"Let's do the Obama deal that we ripped up a few years ago... But this time Iran gets more stuff." Art of the deal...

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adrr 6 days ago +1

Sanctions will get lifted. So it will be different.

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seedless0 May 6, 2026 +1

Other than TACO and friends making billions with market manipulation at the cost of human lives, everything will be the same.

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The_Squirrel_Wizard May 6, 2026 -1

I'm extremely skeptical of any peace agreement holding. Every previous ceasefire has had the IRCG continue firing. I don't think Iran's negotiators have control of their military

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UsedToHaveThisName May 6, 2026 +85

A one page memo? Sorry, I only accept diplomacy on Truth Social or AI Lego videos.

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GuestCartographer May 6, 2026 +11

Modern conflicts demand modern negotiation formats.

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8Deer-JaguarClaw 6 days ago +4

I only accept NFTs of images of one-page memos, thank you very much

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Euler007 May 6, 2026 +1

Trump is doing international diplomacy like real estate. Probably yelling at his negotiators that they have to start with a letter of intent.

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Black-Shoe May 6, 2026 +97

!!THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!

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jpiro May 6, 2026 +61

I cannot wait to see Trump/MAGA spin this as “total victory” regardless of what it is when in reality we’ll be lucky to get back to where we already were with Obama’s agreement with Iran.

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banzaizach May 6, 2026 +20

and the weeks, months, years it'll take for prices to come back down(if they do at all)

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Dougalishere May 6, 2026 +13

his already claimed total and utter victory like 10 times lol

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jpiro May 6, 2026 +4

Remember when Iran's nuclear capabilities were "totally obliterated" last year and it would "take decades" before they could even hope to restore them? Pepperidge Farm (and anyone outside of MAGA) remembers.

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Dougalishere 6 days ago +1

remember when we all found out that US bases in the region have actually been heavily damaged and or destoryed/left unusable - so much winning lol

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NightLightHighLight May 6, 2026 +11

Their whole MO is to start a fire, put it out, and declare success for putting out the very same fire they started. Then they’ll claim that fire would have been worse under Biden / Kamala.

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Frequent_Can117 6 days ago +1

They always spin it in insane ways. My mom truly thinks he is doing “great things” for the country. I do journalism in global affairs and conflicts. I pulled up cold hard stats with sources, showing factually how we are in a worse spot now and how Trump has fucked the nation over. She just says “Well, we just have to accept we disagree”. I wanted to lose it. I said “You are ignoring facts because for some reason you can’t say anything bad about him, despite claiming to be independent. If you are afraid of looking dumb because he duped you, it looks way worse now than just admitting it.” We aren’t exactly close. But the point is, they will total spin it and it just blows my mind.

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Gamezob 6 days ago +1

I don't care. As long as this shitshow is over. I will be elated.

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jpiro 6 days ago +1

I don’t understand not caring that we just wasted billions of dollars, blew up a school full of kids, got US service members killed and further degraded our standing in the world for nothing.

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Gamezob 6 days ago +2

I am not American. You can have all the fun you want, just please leave the rest of the world out of it.

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Koala_eiO 6 days ago +1

You kind of have to stop using "we" and assuming everyone speaking English on this website is from your country.

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SnooHedgehogs4699 May 6, 2026 +8

It’s a concept of a plan…

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[deleted] May 6, 2026 +29

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yetanothrmate May 6, 2026 +3

Brother is all to manipulate the markets ... noticed how all the other headlines that actually indicate downturns were suppressed for last month ? They playing the game of Hide the recession indicators

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[deleted] May 6, 2026 +2

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Soft_Eggplant_370 May 6, 2026 +1

I don't, I'm tired of severally posts and listnook supporting this shit.

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I_am_Zuul May 6, 2026 +33

My guess? Trump will say something along the lines of: “Iran has given in to my negotiating prowess and will open the Strait of Hormuz effectively immediately” Then, at the very bottom, in the tiniest print known to man: “Also, we will probably revisit Iran’s nuclear capabilities at some point and America will immediately withdraw and Iran will continue to tax passage through the strait” He’s a f****** joke, his sycophants are a f****** joke, and his supporters are a f****** joke. Now, thanks to them, we’re all a f****** joke, too.

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AnomalyNexus May 6, 2026 +61

Fingers crossed. Can't say I'm particularly optimistic given how erratic both sides are though

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TheGodPePe May 6, 2026 +75

Go to truthsocial. The deal already fell through

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DoubtSubstantial5440 May 6, 2026 +38

Lmao of course it did, this f****** timeline

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timoumd May 6, 2026 +11

To be fair it's probably back on by now

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Historical-Pilot-784 May 6, 2026 +16

That was fast

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raikou1988 May 6, 2026 +2

Not seeing it anywhere

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[deleted] May 6, 2026 +43

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Available_Finger_513 May 6, 2026 +26

Every single axios report has been bullshit up to this point and it still gets reported as truth every damn week

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inquisitive_guy_0_1 May 6, 2026 +3

Honestly f*** Axios for their part in all this. Every week is a new Axios article about (known inveterate liar) sources say peace is just around the corner or some other such bullshit. It's beyond tiring. Stop repeating the lies of these people who are incapable of an honest word. Stop acting like their word means a damn thing. It doesn't. Anyone even paying the slightest bit of attention could tell you that. Axios is nothing but a mouthpiece of this criminal regime of liars.

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Rubicon2-0 May 6, 2026 +4

Its not true. some market manipulation

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scytob May 6, 2026 +7

A memo / mou is not agreement.

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okram2k May 6, 2026 +7

how is the stock market taking the news?

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MrKuub May 6, 2026 +3

Oil dropped back to $100

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Lets_Kick_Some_Ice May 6, 2026 +2

Ripping, apparently. The S&P 500 is a meme stock now, trading on vibes and false hope.

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ilikesaucy May 6, 2026 +1

How the heck this big news didn't came out on Friday?

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whiplash_7641 May 6, 2026 +2

Lol because the markets are closed on the weekend silly. Why else do you think the war keeps getting called off and on again during the week and just in time before the weekend

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Substantial_Pop3104 May 6, 2026 +8

SPY +5% when this happens

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whiplash_7641 May 6, 2026 +1

Then dip again when iran says nuh uh

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Pork_Chompk May 6, 2026 +3

Why is this worded like an NFL free agent signing lol

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ginjamchammerfist 6 days ago +3

So the war will continue.

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Keezees May 6, 2026 +4

>one-page memo 280 characters or less, or he loses interest.

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Yalrain May 6, 2026 +2

cant wait to see trumps own version of Mission Accomplished.

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Abrigado_Rosso May 6, 2026 +2

1 page? How many pictures? What font size?

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Fritzo2162 May 6, 2026 +2

Fun fact- it involves "pallets of cash."

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orcofmordor 6 days ago +1

Paid by Mexico.

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ogreofnorth 6 days ago +2

1 page? That will have some uber vague language that can be interpreted so many ways. “Dont attack boats in the strait of Hormuz”. Okay well then I am going to harass them with small boats that are armed to the teeth. I will fire fake shaheed drones with no warhead out at boats. None of its attacking. My statements of work on maintenance contracts with a pre-qualified contractor are longer than that. I got it down to 6 pages.

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smitteh 6 days ago +2

cLoSinG iN

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gandalfsbastard 6 days ago +2

Maybe try one page, crayons, and pictures. Trump and Kegsbreath might be able to understand the terms this time.

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urkermannenkoor May 6, 2026 +5

Uhu

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Shadowlance23 May 6, 2026 +2

It's written with a sharpie.

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Jazzlike_Space9456 May 6, 2026 +1

Until tomorrow

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Most-Pin-1730 May 6, 2026 +1

Chances this falls apart after Friday market close?

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EbNinja May 6, 2026 +1

So that Bog Taco can kick the totally-not-war-war another month, claim he ended a war, then punch back in?

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Murph-Dog May 6, 2026 +1

_All your Strait are belong to us_

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Angedelanuit97 May 6, 2026 +1

Oh must be time for Cuba then now that trump has grown bored with Iran

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KeepCalmCarryOnKY May 6, 2026 +1

Does Iran know? I dont know how we co tinue to hear drastically different narratives. Tell Pakistan the Iran street vendor cant agree to a deal.

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tkcool73 May 6, 2026 +1

Devil's always in the details, and there are A LOT of tiny details that could completely derail this

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OnyxBaird May 6, 2026 +1

If it ends with Drill baby Drill I’m going to lose it.

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Lower_Cantaloupe1970 May 6, 2026 +1

Double stampsies, no eraseys

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Eckkosekiro May 6, 2026 +1

Most expensive one pager ever

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iamitman007 May 6, 2026 +1

This Page Was Left Blank Intentionally

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MercantileReptile May 6, 2026 +1

Wonder if the US will kill whoever might give a signature. Again.

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Qtippys May 6, 2026 +1

Good Job! 10th war he has ended.

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Specialist-Garbage94 May 6, 2026 +2

The real question is when will he start the 11th?

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Informal_Process2238 6 days ago +1

He’s already on 12

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AwesomeExo May 6, 2026 +1

Trump taking victory laps for ending a war that accomplished nothing other than undoing the consequences of said war is going to hit so hard.

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kezow 6 days ago +1

And then Trump declared that if they don't sign, they'll be bombed "at a much higher level and intensity"...

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jokedem 6 days ago +1

They are planning on announcing it next Tuesday, just in time for Tacos!

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djmanning711 6 days ago +1

Being in leadership is so f****** dumb. They’ll write a one page memo filled with spelling errors and unnecessary uppercased letters and the world shakes. I write a pristine incredibly detailed memo with an EXSUM, history, courses of action a recommendation and detailed reasoning and get f*** all for it 😂

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orcofmordor 6 days ago +1

I can forgive you for not using the Cambridge/Harvard comma, but you missed a comma between “COAs” and “a recommendation”.

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djmanning711 6 days ago +2

THIS IS A LISTNOOK POST NOT MY MEMO! 😂

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orcofmordor 6 days ago +2

You are unconditionally forgiven 😂🤣🤜🤛

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kimsemi 6 days ago +1

one page memo reads: "lets stop this shit, k?" "yeah bruh"

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pointlesspulcritude 6 days ago +1

One page gives both sides both space to claim victory and lots of wriggle room later to circumvent the agreement.

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Lastrites 6 days ago +1

Trump and Little Marco already said it's over so we're good.

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DisastrousWaltz2076 6 days ago +1

So if this goes through .. I believe it was Cuba next.

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Col_forbin_ 6 days ago +1

Wow we spent billions for a memo it was totally worth it right ? /s

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DIYThrowaway01 6 days ago +1

We are in a situation where 'Pakistani Source' is the most reassuring source there is on the matter

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Life-is-beautiful- 6 days ago +1

So, one page is all it takes? "You stop, I stop. We both won. Over. Signed..."

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HeyItsMeRay 6 days ago +1

It's friday soon

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Frequent_Can117 6 days ago +1

You mean Trump is bitching out, giving the US a massive loss? And dipshits think this weak b**** is “strong”.

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epicredditdude1 May 6, 2026 -6

Pakistan has shown themselves to be Trump’s lap dog. I think they’re just serving as a mouthpiece for the White House. For what it’s worth, Iran is disputing claims a deal is close.

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open_debate May 6, 2026 +9

Iran also said they didn't attack the UAE but... Well they factually did. Both sides of full of it.

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Neat_Egg_2474 May 6, 2026 +1

Iran is literally in a power vacuum caused by our own inept “department of war” head Pete hegseth. Killing everyone that can negotiate in good faith leads to a struggle between the irgc and civilian leadership. I bet the civilians are working on peace but the fractioned irgc leadership will fight to the end. In other words, our current leadership are beyond stupid.. not to mention they are sending REAL ESTATE billionaires to try and negotiate a geopolitical shit storm. They truly are the dumbest fucks alive

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Pimpstik69 May 6, 2026 +2

Our guys are all alive and can’t negotiate in good faith

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RedplazmaOfficial May 6, 2026 +2

Pakistan just doesn't like Iran lol

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Mewhomewhy May 6, 2026 +1

A one page “memo”? Is this not similar to the last time when they all started arguing about what was in it half an hour after it supposedly started? Is it written in crayon as well?

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Dougalishere May 6, 2026 +1

in that meeting Iran turned up with tons of specilists in each planned negotiating subject and JD and the wonderkids started adding new stuff to the things to be discussed while refusing to actually engage unless it was to talk about the us demands and half the day was spent on them trying to reorganise the subject matter of the negations

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DependentEchidna87 May 6, 2026 +1

Oh, said OPEN Permanently - I thought you said CLOSED. Sorry for the confusion, see you at the World Cup !

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copperblood May 6, 2026 +1

Awesome, end the illegal war the US and Israel started with Iran and let's get back to releasing the unredacted Epstein files.

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Stunning_Bed23 May 6, 2026 +1

Why does the length of the memo matter?

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I_am_Zuul May 6, 2026 +7

Because that comically short for things like this. There are several sticking points between the two sides and I highly doubt all of that will be meaningfully covered via a one page memo. It also doesn’t add a lot of confidence that the only two groups saying an agreement is close is the U.S. (has been lying about this from the start) and Pakistan (clearly on the U.S. side and have been an active participant during this). It’s a sad world where I have to say: “I’ll believe it when Iran acknowledges it”

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Immediate-Goose-8106 May 6, 2026 +1

Because that is already longer than anything Trump would read. Unless it has pictures, diagrams and his name every 5th word.

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TheNicestRedditor May 6, 2026 +1

Great then we can move onto Cuba and then back to Mexico… and then maybe back to Canada…

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Tathas May 6, 2026 +1

Iran should put some conditions on page 2 so that Trump will agree to them without ever having seen them.

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The_Last_Mouse May 6, 2026 +1

When they get it down to a picture of a duck and a clock we'll finally have this war ended.

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GreatGojira May 6, 2026 -2

I would like to know why Trump surrendered to Pakistan of all countries

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Leading-Onion4659 May 6, 2026 +6

Pakistan’s PM is an American puppet. Good chance Trump has asked him to do whatever he’s doing as an off-ramp.

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i_am_voldemort May 6, 2026

Status quo antebellum. Iran quadruples down on flying lawn mowers of death. US looks ridiculous having accomplished zero goals.

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