Parents of listnook, what is the funniest thing your kids have ever said to you and/or about you?

“Why do you only kind of stop at stop signs but actually stop at red lights?”

man, kids say the wildest stuff, my buddy's son once told him he was "the king of the couch" because all he did was watch TV. cracked me up!

Drew a family portrait of me, my wife and my other daughter. My wife and both daughters were normal sized stick figures and I asked where I was, to which she pointed at a circle which i assumed was the sun.

So one time I was messing around with my son. I told him that I am very old. I am from Europe. That my real name is Count St. Germain. If you don't know who that is. Look it up lol I even have a book on him so I started to say that I had to flee New Orleans once. Well later that day, I was talking to someone. I said my real name. My son dead ass. Looks the person in the face and says. My dad’s real name is Count St. Germain. He doesn't like people knowing he is a alchemist

When my son was about 6, he witnessed an argument between a bus driver and a passenger at the bus stop opposite our house, I asked him what happened and he said (while pointing) "That man there.... said to that man (the driver) 'don't call me a f****** wog'" and I said (trying not to laugh) "Son, you cant say that" and he looked at me for 5 seconds and asked "what? can't I say Wog"? .... I lost it 😃