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People who grew up before The Internet: How did you first see nudity?

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DunkandEgg Apr 1, 2026 +3552
A deck of cards from Amsterdam. And a pen. When you turned it upside down, the bathing suit would fly up, revealing a naked woman. Haha
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zseblodongo Apr 1, 2026 +982
Yup, deck of cards from Greece. Had full blown h******* p*** on it, different scene on every card.
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__Templar__ Apr 1, 2026 +265
Think we got the same deck of cards on our trip last year haha
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rpc56 Apr 1, 2026 +130
The SAME deck? Please tell me it wasn’t sticky?
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mickeyslim Apr 1, 2026 +72
My friend had the pen, and a bunch of early 90s Playboys under the pool table in his dad's garage So. Much. Bush.
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Spookyscary333 Apr 1, 2026 +114
Wait for it.... wait for it.... wait for it.... its t***.
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Parzival94 Apr 1, 2026 +12
Hey wait a minute I understand that reference!
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Childoftheway Apr 1, 2026 +4200
We got cable in like 1983. One of the channels available was the Playboy channel, which was broadcast scrambled. But what me and my friend discovered was that if you wiggled this dial, sometimes the picture would come in and you'd see this grainy distorted image of a lady's b**** for example.
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TeaseTheBreeze Apr 1, 2026 +1198
Same but in the 90s! For some reason at midnight it was common knowledge that the scrambled channels would unscramble for a minute.
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DwarfDrugar Apr 1, 2026 +551
Our broadcaster used to have a channel that showed a grid of all the channels they offered. Probably like 10x10 tiny images of what was going on on all their channels. It also had the Extra Channels, unscrambled. So my first 'p***' was on a tiny TV, in an even tinier little cell, probably about a square inch of footage. But there it was, glorious.
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juanmlm Apr 1, 2026 +274
Hard times create strong men.
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TheDuckman135 Apr 1, 2026 +154
In this case I think “strong times create HARD men”…lol
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SouthTippBass Apr 1, 2026 +30
Yep, that's it. The five minute free view at midnight.
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mah131 Apr 1, 2026 +10
Daaaaang I never knew about that.
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Ghostforever7 Apr 1, 2026 +153
Ah the fuzzy channels lol.
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mcmartin091 Apr 1, 2026 +126
I think I saw a nipple! 😂
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bungopony Apr 1, 2026 +23
B*** in the top corner!
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Jazzy_mooseknuckle Apr 1, 2026 +31
That's enough for me
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pwnznewbz Apr 1, 2026 +31
My friends and I called it squiggle p***.
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mkultra123 Apr 1, 2026 +213
On my box if you turned the coax cable just right there was a sweet spot that would reveal b***. I could turn that shit like a safecracker.
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DontWatchMeDancePlz Apr 1, 2026 +118
The picture on my tv would always warp back and forth and change from green to purple so you would see this weird psychedelic genie t****. Still got the job done in a pinch
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Tdawwg78 Apr 1, 2026 +12
I can just imagine the Gen Z ers reading this like “wtf?!!!” Beggars can’t be choosers. Sometimes a psychedelic genie t**** is all you get! (47 yo Gen X er here)
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clover44mag Apr 1, 2026 +138
Woods p***
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dubin01 Apr 1, 2026 +44
Yup. Nobody knows who put it there but I like to think of a guy like Johnny Appleseed walking the country planting woods p*** in every neighborhood he came across
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Snpies Apr 1, 2026 +17
Seriously I thought I was the only one who stumbled on woods p***, but it's way more common than I thought.
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Djangomatic82 Apr 1, 2026 +7
Its crazy that this was a legit thing. I found so many penthouse and hustler mags in random piles of wood or scrap as a kid.
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Queasy_Reindeer9515 Apr 1, 2026 +8
I did not realize how much p*** was in the woods near my house. Just strewn about with the wind. Like glorious P**** Plants.
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OneTravellingMcDs Apr 1, 2026 +35
Big Satellite Dish user as we couldn't get cable in our area until 2010. You could move the dish and it'll show the scrambled channels for about 15 seconds. Satellite G5, channel 4. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galaxy\_5](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galaxy_5)
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OregonOrBust Apr 1, 2026 +31
We had this Manuel dial and if you could balance it right between channels the picture was perfect but scrolling so one second it was the black and white scramble and next was they're playboy Chanel. One night a friend and I were caught with our noses 3 inches from the screen with big bouncing titties flying by every other second. My parents canceled cable. :(
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JayMoots Apr 1, 2026 +46
Our cable box had two coaxial cables coming from the wall delivering the signal. If you unscrewed both of those wires and reversed them, all the pay-per-view and premium channels would suddenly unscramble, and stay that way for something like 5-10 minutes. Then the signal would scramble again and you'd have to switch the wires back, wait a few minutes for the regular signal to restore, then switch the wires again.
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HolyFuckImOldNow Apr 1, 2026 +10
With the black box that had a dial, you could put a piece of electric tape under a particular contact on the wheel inside the box. This required disassembly, which came with the risk of being fined when you turned the box in. The later flat boxes using a slider knob, you could slide a butter knife around near where the slider was and wiggle it to hit "something" inside that made the scrambled channel come through. Later on they used a barrel filter outside that needed to be removed. Less damage risk, but greater chance of discovery.
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Asmodias1 Apr 1, 2026 +15
Ha! I love that there are three of us that remember this. Thanks for making my night folks.
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Wloak Apr 1, 2026 +12
Oh man I forgot about this.. not playboy but we had an old TV with a channel knob and tuning dial. Turn it to HBO and tune it just right and it would come through with decent enough quality to watch a movie.
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morris90024 Apr 1, 2026 +5
I had to make do with distorted pictures. The sound came out okay though.
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NickHemingway Apr 1, 2026 +5942
Found a chest in an abandoned building, it was clearly a hoarders property that hadn’t been touched in a few decades. Junk was piled up to the ceiling, but the chest had nothing on it, so even as a kid I knew it must have contained something important. Took me a while to pry it open, inside was at least 500 jazz mags. I had nowhere safe to store them, so I used to go back there every few days & take as many as would fit in my backpack, then sell them in school. I learned three things from this:- Razors weren’t invented until way after those magazines came out. Word travels very fast in High School. If you were discrete, girls had more disposable cash than the guys did.
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sdjsfan4ever Apr 1, 2026 +2165
>500 jazz mags Not how I read that at first...
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GenericUsername2056 Apr 1, 2026 +1001
They were also sticky with all of the jazz on them. 
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Vanyaeli Apr 1, 2026 +335
Do ya like jazz?
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richmyster84 Apr 1, 2026 +84
Hugh Jazz?
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StoneOfTriumph Apr 1, 2026 +47
☝️ I'm Hugh Jazz
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baconroyale Apr 1, 2026 +9
Barry? Is that you? From the honey trials?
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Beneficial-Lion-124 Apr 1, 2026 +49
I am more into house music but I would have traded my lunch for those mags😂🙏
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ThreeDaysNish Apr 1, 2026 +97
Probably all filled with sax and violins
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shiek200 Apr 1, 2026 +28
I showed you my jazz, please send brass and violins
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Expensive-Draw-6897 Apr 1, 2026 +19
Also big dirty trumpets and nice bongos.
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mickeyslim Apr 1, 2026 +74
He learned so much about Dizzy Gillespie and Count Basie that year...
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SanDiablo Apr 1, 2026 +61
jazz mags lead to jazz hands
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Contrabaz Apr 1, 2026 +346
Found the entrepreneur here.
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CaptainChampion Apr 1, 2026 +309
How rich are you now? Like, how many helicopters do you own?
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sjbluebirds Apr 1, 2026 +252
I can helicopter. I don't own one, but I can definitely helicopter.
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JiraltAl-Riveah Apr 1, 2026 +62
He owns an island and invites rich and famous people there.
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Krin422 Apr 1, 2026 +12
I own 1 and it can self propel
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Raystacksem Apr 1, 2026 +196
I always joke that my high school buddies and I traded p*** mags like it was contraband.
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kermi42 Apr 1, 2026 +162
In high school I was good friends with a newsagent who didn’t give a shit if I bought p***, and I had no shame, so I’d buy mags for my friends. You’d think I’d have grown up to be a real estate agent, but I was only asking for reimbursement of cover price, not profiting.
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ERSTF Apr 1, 2026 +120
So you did it as a public service. Outstanding
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TarCrab20 Apr 1, 2026 +13
*pubic service. Fixed it for ya.
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FreakOnALeash72 Apr 1, 2026 +17
The neighbors dad had a good stash. We'd sit in the dog house in their backyard, during the summer sweating balls but contemt.
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Jump_The_Five_Yo Apr 1, 2026 +7
How f****** big was the dog house? Jesus Christ….at that point it’s considered an accessory building…
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CarlosFer2201 Apr 1, 2026 +221
>Found a chest in an abandoned building, Oh no *continues reading Oh like a box to store things. Thank God
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Ticouuu Apr 1, 2026 +127
Yes I thought the exact same. "My first encounter with nudity was with a severed human chest in an abandonned building" Actually could be a good beginning to a book about a serial killer
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Buntschatten Apr 1, 2026 +101
What are jazz mags? Also interesting that girls would pay more for it, definitely fighting stereotypes.
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SpkyBdgr Apr 1, 2026 +99
P*** magazines like playboy.
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bsrichard Apr 1, 2026 +30
First time I've ever heard them called that. And I've been reading/perusing "jazz mags" for a long time. TIL
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BigEdMustaphaz Apr 1, 2026 +18
Englishman here: Wank pamphlets are colloquially known as jazz mags here. See also “scud mags” but this is less prevalent.
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SpicyRice99 Apr 1, 2026 +72
I'm surprised by the last point, were the girls just curious? Or perhaps they had men in the mags too 😏
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bungopony Apr 1, 2026 +88
I sell stuff at a flea market. Including vintage playboys. They sell pretty much equally to women and men.
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TheZahir_NT2 Apr 1, 2026 +111
Or maybe they just also were attracted to women?
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CobaltD70 Apr 1, 2026 +40
They too liked reading the “articles”.
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Teledildonic Apr 1, 2026 +38
I haven't read one in 2 decades, but Playboy had legitimate articles back in the day. Like, serious reporting and even fiction from writers like Kurt Vonnegut and Shel Silverstein. The b**** were the main draw, but it was more than a p*** mag.
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noiszen Apr 1, 2026 +9
Just like the guys, they read them for the articles.
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greg5255 Apr 1, 2026 +8
I love this comment. So, so funny and true
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Anonymous_Posche Apr 1, 2026 +3163
My weird uncles garage He had all these Polaroids of naked people, mostly women, all tacked up on the walls of his garage. Pretty sure he and his wife were swingers.
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No-Coconut1716 Apr 1, 2026 +1630
Or serial killers.
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Anonymous_Posche Apr 1, 2026 +924
I didn't dig too deep.
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Grouchy-Donkey-8609 Apr 1, 2026 +461
I hope they did!
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Beneficial-Lion-124 Apr 1, 2026 +93
And hopefully they buried an animals carcass over the actual body
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EdwardRicht0fen Apr 1, 2026 +87
That's a neat trick. Thanks. May come in handy.
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ChuckaChuckaLooLoo3 Apr 1, 2026 +12
This guy right here, officer.
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leicanthrope Apr 1, 2026 +81
Just for clarification, were the Polaroids tacked up on the wall or were the women in the photos tacked up on the wall?
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LordDavion Apr 1, 2026 +60
Yes.
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mentha_piperita Apr 1, 2026 +39
I was going to say when I was six I walked into a hot mom changing but this is actually it, I was the oldest nephew and my uncles were all in their early twenties, they had tons of posters, boobies everywhere
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Specialist-Brain-919 Apr 1, 2026 +6
We're swingers and we have a Polaroid collection ahahah we'll have to hide it very well when we have kids
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inkseep1 Apr 1, 2026 +4376
Stash of p*** magazines found in the woods just like everyone else.
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SlinkDogg Apr 1, 2026 +1133
Dude why was that a thing? I definitely knew some p*** stashes in the woods.
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j_delta_c Apr 1, 2026 +450
Not even as far as the woods for me. There was a huge hedge of bushes lining the fence around our apartments and that's where I first saw a p**** mag
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oneiric-enema Apr 1, 2026 +178
Suburban neighborhood, just some random bush in someone's yard. We transplanted them to the ravine out back in the hood
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CuriousFunnyDog Apr 1, 2026 +201
You have to reintroduce them to the wild slowly otherwise they don't thrive.
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oneiric-enema Apr 1, 2026 +33
Thrive.. yeah.. so the ravine was the place the stoner kids would meet, mix of characters. One of them ended up shooting a newspaper delivery person (he's ok), then another ended up murdering his parents like a month ago. But I knew both of these people as a teenager, they were a little older. I guess we just put too much p*** in the ravine at once!
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nickcan Apr 1, 2026 +9
Or, one could argue, not enough p*** to keep those miscreants out of trouble.
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Jankster79 Apr 1, 2026 +29
my friends dad had a video store in the small town I grew up in. That kind of store in those days (80's) also sold p*** mags. He had boxes of p*** in his garage.
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jimsmisc Apr 1, 2026 +154
i put some p*** in the woods. If you acquired p*** (dumpster, found in dad's closet, etc) you had to put it somewhere 1) guaranteed not to be found by your parents and 2) where you could prove to your friends you had it.
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UnluckyWrongdoer Apr 1, 2026 +30
We stashed ours in the woods next to some really smelly bushes we found that had a bunch of gin traps around them. Couldn’t believe our luck on finding a spot that had traps already there, thought some hunter had just forgotten his lines. A few months later it was all gone. A few years later we understood why.
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Iguessimonredditnow Apr 1, 2026 +23
What's a gin trap?
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art-dec-ho Apr 1, 2026 +12
Kind of like a small bear trap. A trap for catching small mammals by the head or limbs via a pressure plate that closes two jaws around whatever sets it off.
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pressxtojson Apr 1, 2026 +232
Gooncaching was a thing in the 1900s
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SlinkDogg Apr 1, 2026 +137
F*** you for introducing the term gooncaching into my vocabulary
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kartoffel_engr Apr 1, 2026 +101
I’m more offended about the 1900s
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SlinkDogg Apr 1, 2026 +38
Yes my bones literally turned to dust as I read it
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LaminatedAirplane Apr 1, 2026 +130
It’s a weirdly common occurrence for Gen X & millennial kids.. happened to me too lol
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hatescarrots Apr 1, 2026 +23
Same also where I saw a d**** for the first time. Coincidence?
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Pure_Pudding_ Apr 1, 2026 +71
Before Internet, p*** grew from trees
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pow3llmorgan Apr 1, 2026 +27
I don't know but it was a global thing. I live in Denmark and I found two of such stashes.
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eity4mademe Apr 1, 2026 +20
Neighbor was moving out and was like hey....im putting these here(mags in a box next to the dumpster). I didn't give them to you. Aint no way I was bringing those in the apartment. So they stayed in a secret spot somewhere between the park and the apartment building (the woods). Had to have been like 12-14 idk..
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bungopony Apr 1, 2026 +7
The real hero of this all
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Abner_Mality_64 Apr 1, 2026 +15
That's why it's called "getting some wood", well at least for half of us...
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HillmanImp Apr 1, 2026 +18
Kids would nick the jazz mags from the shops and then not want to take them home in case their parents found them, so would stash them somewhere.
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spO0ge Apr 1, 2026 +56
Even here in the Netherlands i found them in the woods.
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frankstinksrealbad Apr 1, 2026 +45
I grew up in the suburbs in Perth, Australia, and can confirm that the p*** magazines in the bush was a thing here too. The little bit of scrubby bush behind the neighbourhood shop, literally only populated by kids like me and my scabby mates. Such a weird thing to be so universal
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captaindrew Apr 1, 2026 +20
I lived in a desert housing track surrounded by desert on three sides and in the long stretch of bushes and Joshua trees in the plot near my neighborhood there was a circle of bushes the neighborhood kids eventually explored. In the center were sunbeat magazines. You’d have thought we found gold. None of us had the guts to take them so every once in a while when we were digging bmx tracks or paintball bunkers, we would make the trek to the circle and get a good look. What a time.
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Geargarden Apr 1, 2026 +10
Wtf. Why did people put them there? Like, there was just no other place? I found some in a back 40 kinda area that was essentially "the woods" lol. That was probably 34 years ago.
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mrshakeshaft Apr 1, 2026 +10
Hedge p***. Those were the days
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dsyzdek Apr 1, 2026 +8
Some of us live in deserts and we found Desert P***. Not as good as Dessert P***, however.
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CalvinDehaze Apr 1, 2026 +6
Grew up in LA. No woods, but there was plenty of alleys with p***.
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SouthAny7579 Apr 1, 2026 +1762
National Geographic 
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IngVegas Apr 1, 2026 +729
This is the answer. African tribal specials were particularly popular.
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TofuLordSeitan666 Apr 1, 2026 +83
National Geographic def gave you lots of tribal titties but looking back they were not shy about nudity in any context. 
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ibbity Apr 1, 2026 +24
Yeah I'm pretty sure I saw my first naked adults of both sexes in the good ol natty g lol
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TarCrab20 Apr 1, 2026 +155
3: Diversity was our greatest strength. 3:
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Aces_and_8s Apr 1, 2026 +136
I was going to say playboy until I saw this comment and now I vividly remember the first b**** and bush I ever saw was in a national geographic magazine.
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hoggie_and_doonuts Apr 1, 2026 +10
National Pornographic
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NecroJoe Apr 1, 2026 +460
Found my dad's secret VHS tape in the drawer under his side of the bed. Just the photos on the box. Then a few years later, I found his Penthouse Forum magazines in the top drawer of his tall dresser.
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CockroachStrange8991 Apr 1, 2026 +231
I was terrified that the vhs was going to be of your mother and I was going to feel for u.
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mcmartin091 Apr 1, 2026 +143
I'm one of the unfortunate that found one of those tapes. I wish I could have those memories erased. Never touch the unlabeled VHS in the back of the drawer!
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fj2612 Apr 1, 2026 +43
My parents had a VHS hidden, that was labelled "DON’T WATCH!!!" I didnt watch it.
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LordBrixton Apr 1, 2026 +443
All-boys' boarding school. There was a communal pool of magazines like Playboy, Mayfair, Fiesta etc. I never knew where they actually came from in the first place and a few of the pages would always be stuck together with God's glue. It was a different time… 
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Flat_Wash5062 Apr 1, 2026 +296
Why did you just say God's glue?
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Wreckingass Apr 1, 2026 +61
I can’t unread it and now I *have* to store it for later. 
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Defiant_Attempt_5321 Apr 1, 2026 +22
Nut?!
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in_my_offense Apr 1, 2026 +1203
Titanic titties scene
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slightlyerectnipple Apr 1, 2026 +319
A puberty defining moment for many. I used to have it on VHS and rewatch with excitement and curiosity. I even remember what went through my head: "I don't know why but these things are amazing" "I really, really like what I see" "Why do I want to touch them?" The whole discovery of one's self via Winslet's immense confidence laying there. My parents went to rewatch it, and rented it to friends/family. In most cases, they would play the tape and it would fuzz into a shot opening to Kate's rack. Titanic VHS was promptly removed from the house. God bless that movie.
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ADubs62 Apr 1, 2026 +107
Bruh, you gotta remember to be kind & rewind
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jsting Apr 1, 2026 +18
That movie came out in 1997 so I would be 10. I saw it 3 times in theaters. It was also a 2 part VHS and the boobies were on tape 2.
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Vegetable-Star-5833 Apr 1, 2026 +129
When I was like 13 I was watching it at home and my dads girlfriend came home and asked why I was watching it and I told her I was in the mood for a comedy and she got really mad at me for a while
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Never_Go_Full_ReRe Apr 1, 2026 +78
My dad took my 3 brothers and me to see that film. I was 7 years old when I saw those beautiful big monsters..
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CheekSeer Apr 1, 2026 +51
I read this in the narrators voice from *A Christmas Story*
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Voderama Apr 1, 2026 +68
I came here to say the same thing
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Ok-Resolution-7344 Apr 1, 2026 +26
I've found my people.
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createch Apr 1, 2026 +613
I lived in Europe as a kid, I saw nudity on broadcast TV and in movies (European movies and TV had nudity everywhere), not to mention on the beach and changing or swimming with my friends. There was nothing taboo or oversexualized about nudity. If you're talking about in the sexual sense my friend had found a VHS tape his father had and showed it to me.
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TheZac922 Apr 1, 2026 +208
As an Australian I’d like to thank the Europeans for giving me nudity as well when I was a kid. We have a tv channel called SBS that plays a pretty broad range of content, but was always pretty well known for highlighting world movies. As a kid you’d look in the TV guide for a foreign movie with a nudity warning. Yellow subtitles often meant boobies to my 12 year old brain. Downside was it could be either an attractive woman or some old dude hanging dong artistically there was no way of knowing until you watched.
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sharksfriendsfamily Apr 1, 2026 +20
the classic old e***** tales was always a wild ride
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Last_shadows_ Apr 1, 2026 +51
Isn't it sad how that changed? I feel like now we have moved to American like nudity aversion. Feels like such a backward trajectory
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Acc87 Apr 1, 2026 +21
and with our current "think of the children!!!" activisms it's only ever getting worse. Also in the sense that children that actually became victims are treated like forever broken/sullied.
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Umezawa Apr 1, 2026 +37
Are Americans really so repressed that people will grow up without ever seeing their parents/siblings n***? I dont remember the exact time I first saw someone else n***, but it's definitely very normal here for small kids to play together n*** in the summer or to see your mom/dad n*** in the bathroom when you walk by as they just finish a shower or something. As for when I first saw sexual nudity, I vaguely remember when I was around 6 years old a friend of mine (same age) had a teenage babysitter who thought it was great fun to show us a p*** he had somehow gotten on VHS. All I really remember of the p*** itself was being kinda weirded out by the bad acting and dolled-up looks and losing interest very quickly. Convinced my friend and the idiot babysitter to play Caps insteaf.
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Jaegermeiste Apr 1, 2026 +8
Yes. Yes we are that repressed. And that's not a red/blue thing, it's pretty universal. And for the inevitable exceptions to that rule, there's a *strong* non-zero chance that some Karen will call child services on you if found out somehow.
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Cassandra_Canmore2 Apr 1, 2026 +339
I was 12F when I found my brother 14M playboys. When I was gathering his laundry. Noticed the edge of a magazine sticking out from his mattress. I remember being confused on how and why he had something like this, and being impressed by the models beauty. Playboys in the 90s didn't show full vaj back then. There would be this article about the women who were posing their hobbies and interests that type of thing. I didn't know at the time where'd he was getting them (an older male cousin was giving them to him) but on the 4th of each month he'd have a new issue. I was usually home a couple hours before him. So I'd sneak into his room grab the magazine to read. It was about 6 months before he caught me with a couple issues. As I was returning them to his hiding spot and he was home earlier than usual. But after accepting a bribe $5 in quarters and playing Gauntlet with me at the local arcade. we were square. 😂
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MrDover8 Apr 1, 2026 +83
Gauntlet. What a game.
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wdkrebs Apr 1, 2026 +8
Wizard is about to die!!!
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dj_spanmaster Apr 1, 2026 +51
r/unexpectedlywholesome
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nervandal Apr 1, 2026 +230
I saw my first IRL boobies at a Bloodhound Gang concert
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mcmartin091 Apr 1, 2026 +74
This seems appropriate
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always_an_explinatio Apr 1, 2026 +12
Guns and roses concert for me.
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crumpuppet Apr 1, 2026 +31
Hooray for boobies!
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sunbearimon Apr 1, 2026 +97
Some movies. Like Life Of Brian had a full frontal male n*** scene, and I watched that pretty young
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CrimsonNorseman Apr 1, 2026 +28
And female!
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cubenz Apr 1, 2026 +10
He's a very naughty boy!
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GayPudding Apr 1, 2026 +7
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Duck_Kak Apr 1, 2026 +849
I grew up in Cape Town, South Africa under a Christian Nationalist government. EVERYTHING was censored. P*** was almost unobtainable and even normal magazines had to put stars over b**** if too much skin was showing. Luckily we had a thriving nudist community that centered around a beautiful, off the beaten track beach called Sandy Bay. So me, and the rest of my 13 year old classmates had our first sight of nudity by going to Sandy Bay over the weekends. The first visit blew our minds completely. And we all had painfully sunburnt backsides because we had to lie on out stomachs to hide our visible excitement. Old, young, skinny, fat - just every imaginable body was there. The community actively policed the beach and it was chilled and ordered. Nudity was compulsory, pervs were escorted off the beach. The strange thing was that the more we visited, the more normalised nudity became. From our first visit as horny little schoolboys seeking sexual thrills, we learned that nakedness was not a sexual thing, we became part of a community and actively participated in the community by cleaning up the beach and surrounding bush and helping anyone who needed assistance. Hell we even bumped into a couple of our school teachers and played football on the beach with them (male and female). The sad thing was that the conservative government could not tolerate this. Despite the beach only being accessible by a 30 minute walk down the shoreline, they started to raid the beach, descending from the dunes and bushes to arrest EVERYONE they managed to catch. Victims were charged (and convicted) with Public Indecency. Lists of perpetrators were published in the newspapers. This included judges, lawyers, professors, doctors, diplomats etc, who were cast as deviant and shameful. Of course the regulars stopped coming to the beach - it was just too risky. And they were replaced by droves of leering pervs who (like little schoolboys) came for the c**** thrills. Sandy Bay is still a nudist beach to this day, but it isn't even a shadow of its former glory. It has become a magnet for oddballs. I don't think that there has ever been such a wonderful first experience of nudity if you grew up in an ultra conservative society.
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dtrav001 Apr 1, 2026 +41
I had a similar bittersweet experience, what we called the Great OC N***-Out. We vacationed on a small island for 30yrs, with one section known as Nudie Beach. Illegal but unenforced, totally chill, rangers would drive by, everyone would wave. Then came the age of Reagan, and the great enforcement. The rangers would charge over the dunes in a hit-squad, as thoroughly dressed, in high 90-deg heat, as a human could get — see, we have *clothes,* you commie-nudies are *naked!!* First a small ticket, second time a big ticket, third time jail. This came to an end when someone discovered that the district court on the mainland had jurisdiction, and after dozens of challenges clogging up the works, the district judge called the ranger-boss and said nix, enough, no more! Democacy in action — but like your situation, it was never the same.
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Northmansam Apr 1, 2026 +329
This was surprisingly sweet and sad. Also, f*** them Christian Nationalists and f*** the Christian Nationalists in the US. 
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Xx_OmarTMG_xX Apr 1, 2026 +56
Bro how awkward was it to see your old teachers at a nudist beach 😭
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Duck_Kak Apr 1, 2026 +86
There was a very definite 'oh sh#t' moment when they realised that 5 of their class was on the beach. But it moved past this discomfort pretty quickly after they asked us to not talk about it at school.
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BoneDaddy77 Apr 1, 2026 +128
Porky's
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GapWide4900 Apr 1, 2026 +48
Atop the dining room cabinet, there was a white boxed VHS tape... "Throbbin hood and the princess of tease"
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Ok-Afternoon-3724 Apr 1, 2026 +223
I'm 76M In my case my parents' and extended family practiced casual family nudity. We didn't just run around naked, But at those times when a person would be n***, you didn't hide in shame or something. For instance, when changing clothes, bathing, etc. As far back as my memory goes I routinely saw my mom and dad n*** from time to time. Thought nothing of it. Same when I was visiting grandma's house. Or an aunt or uncle. There was no sexual connotation to it, nor shame. But that was among family. When puberty set in, I still did not react to seeing a woman of the family n*** or partially clothed. But I did develop one hell of an interest in other women. I can remember a cousin and I at 12 or 13 pouring through the underwear ads of a Sears catalog. With pictures of ladies in panties and bras! Ohhh, that was some exciting stuff. Those women weren't mom, or aunt Bev, or cousin Mary. THAT was different. Now as I got older, late teen going into 20s, and the hormones were no longer controlling my thinking, I went back to the routine of where if I saw a woman n***, but simply showering or changing clothes, I might admire her body. But did not get all stirred up. Did not immediately start thinking sex. By then there had to be some other thing going on to trigger my thoughts into going to actually getting aroused just by the sight of a naked female body. Don't know how to explain it. If I ran into a lady just getting out of the shower n***, while I might appreciate and enjoy the view ... my thoughts did not automatically go to thinking of sex. Now, if she then struck a s*** pose or something, or said something provacative, then that changed the whole context. Just the way my mind worked.
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Big-Cherry3743 Apr 1, 2026 +59
Cool, it's a very conscious and comfortable view. I thought that the random occasions when you happen to see your siblings or parents naked was the norm. Evidently this is not the case seeing the comments.
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Zer_0 Apr 1, 2026 +21
Maybe I’m old but this is the most relatable
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Calculusshitteru Apr 1, 2026 +18
Yeah I am sure my mom, dad, and brother were the first people I ever saw naked. It wasn't sexual at all and it wasn't a big deal. I was also allowed to watch anything my parents watched, including R-rated movies, so I saw a lot of nudity that way.
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InsomniaticWanderer Apr 1, 2026 +224
Forest p*** used to be a right of passage
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literally_tho_tbh Apr 1, 2026 +5
Ah...I remember forest p***
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Wise_Narwhal_ Apr 1, 2026 +30
Movies and magazines
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tapedficus Apr 1, 2026 +26
Magazines stashed in a wooded area near my house. I don't know why so many people have this exact experience but it's true.
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Morkai Apr 1, 2026 +49
Under Siege. Erica Eleniak jumping out of the cake was a "holy shit that's amazing" formative moment for me as an 8 year old. Safe to say that spot on the vhs tape had some artifacts where I'd rewound it so many times.
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orbitaldragon Apr 1, 2026 +44
Being honest... As a kid all the neighborhood kids snuck off to play doctor.
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Mattigins Apr 1, 2026 +22
Naked news was inexplicably on the comedy channel late at night.
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ImprovementFar5054 Apr 1, 2026 +56
In person. Saw my parents naked, saw classmates naked. For p***? Magazines
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ImMaxa89 Apr 1, 2026 +33
Weird so few people answer this. The question is purely nudity with no other specifics. So I find it odd that not for most people it is family. For me personally, I have two younger siblings and for many years we would bathe together, obviously naked. Parents slept naked and as kids we would often join them in the morning. Whole family naked. It was normal. Nothing weird or special about it. We lived quite isolated so there was sometimes even daytime nudity. Once again, nothing special. Only when we entered our teenage years the shared nudity stopped. Still saw parents naked occasionally but still nothing weird about that, but we did cover ourselves more.
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Mimicking-hiccuping Apr 1, 2026 +17
Dirty magazines in the bushes. First holiday abroad at 11, seen boobies on the beach. "Kid loves the water, eh?" Dad, I was just hiding my erection.
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fermat9990 Apr 1, 2026 +49
Looked in the mirror
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Educational_Can_4652 Apr 1, 2026 +40
Pervert
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Solid_V Apr 1, 2026 +26
Dunno why, but sometimes you'd see random p**** mags in the gutter or by the side of the road like any other roadside trash.
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Minelayer Apr 1, 2026 +8
But like a lot of them. Next best thing to an Easter egg. 
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protomor Apr 1, 2026 +14
I was the front door host at a chili's. Lady was passed out at 11am on a Sunday at the bar. I think she was mixing meds a d booze. Anyway, some guys came and carried her out of the bar. Long story short, a flapjack fell out of her tank top. It was not bueno.
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ptraugot Apr 1, 2026 +12
Playboy, hooter,hustler…
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boppy28 Apr 1, 2026 +25
My baby sitter showed me her hairy vag. I think I was like 6 or 8 at the time.
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ellasfella68 Apr 1, 2026 +28
Oh…
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dwehlen Apr 1, 2026 +9
Woods p***!
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HumboldtHunnyBear Apr 1, 2026 +7
Accidentally walked into the Adults Only section of the video rental store when I was pretty little
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Xelthos Apr 1, 2026 +9
Walking in on parents
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Tanerian Apr 1, 2026 +17
My girlfriend at the time stole a p*** video from her dad's stash and gave it to me. How to Suck-Seed at Business, starring Christy Canyon and Peter North. Oh the memories.
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Low_Butterscotch_594 Apr 1, 2026 +8
Found my mother's stash of magazines and VHS tapes in her closet (this was in the 80's). Thought she was very cool she'd only have magazines of women and lesbian p***. She came out about 5 years later. Edit:sp
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Idenwen Apr 1, 2026 +13
Swimming pool, and sexual nudity by ripped apart p**** mags on the playground.
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Tommy-Taffy Apr 1, 2026 +7
Dad had some old mail order adult catalogs for movies and toys. Liberated a few of those from the trash before I eventually found the hard-core magazines and the vhs tapes.
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ResponsibleTruck4717 Apr 1, 2026 +7
There is a reason why movies after 22:00 are much better.
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Improvedandconfused Apr 1, 2026 +6
I discovered my dad’s Playboy stash when I was about 8 years old. What a day that was!
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Krocsyldiphithic Apr 1, 2026 +6
Found a cave full of p*** mags from the 80s, and a friend found tapes of his dad dicking down his obese mom in a hotel room. We were 10.
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AffectionateRatio888 Apr 1, 2026 +5
Box of p*** in the woods
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Doom_Dragon_666 Apr 1, 2026 +6
P*** mag in a hedge, miss those days
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_CANNiBALHoRSE_ Apr 1, 2026 +6
Mags in the woods. Finding and leaving them was a right of passage!
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06EXTN Apr 1, 2026 +7
The p*** channel on cable was #69 and while it was scrambled…it wasn’t THAT scrambled. 😉 And National Geographic magazines.
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