Pete Hegseth quotes fake Pulp Fiction Bible verse during Pentagon sermon

Why is the US government holding sermons at government buildings?

Clown show continues! He thinks he is the big man on campus! Fraud!

When dear god will we be free from these colossal morons

The White House *has* to be running a “who can appear the stupidest/most incompetent” contest, right? Please, tell me I’m right.

Why the f*** is Pete Hegseth delivering a religious sermon at the Pentagon in the first place?

But let's continue to lecture the F****** POPE about theology and the Bible. Unreal nonsense.

He's an idiot. Not for quoting Tarantino but for thinking it in any way makes him look less weak and inept than he already looks.

Ezekiel 25:17 "DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B****?"

>"The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men," *Hegseth prayed.* >"Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherd the lost through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children, and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother. And you will know my call sign is Sandy 1 when I lay my vengeance upon thee, and amen." \- Peter Brian Kegsbreath, 2026.

Even ignoring how dumb this is, did he even watch the ending of Pulp Fiction? Like the whole point was that Jules realized he wasn’t the shepherd, he was the “tyranny of evil men” and that he needed to leave that life of violence behind? What am I saying, of course he didn’t get it.

It’s the dirtiest con to abuse people’s faith. Stop pretending to be tight with the gospel for votes.

"you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Bethlehem?"

These past few months of religious rhetoric, especially Hegseth’s, Trump’s Easter and AI stunts, and now a war with the Pope are mixing to be a very troubling combination of events.

The SNL skits are now real.

And the Lord said unto them: "Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit."

With his "Crusader" tattoos

I’m really starting to suspect this guy may be an idiot.

Guess he missed that old time Bible verse: *He who lives by the sword dies by the sword.*

Pete Hegseth? The government appointee secretary of defense Pete Hegseth? The adulterer who got his mistress pregnant while his 2nd wife was pregnant and who is now his 3rd wife Pete Hegseth? The serial adulterer who had 5 affairs on his first wife leading to divorce Pete Hegseth?

Everyone focuses on his stupidity, and not in the fact there's even a SERMON IN THE PENTAGON. Separation of church and state died.

I'll wager the majority of this admins loudly religious members haven't actually read the bible and are just going by pop culture.

Cause he is a stupid f****** drunk.

Pentagon Sermons is my new punk polka K-pop band name. Also an extremely disconcerting combination of words to see in the same sentence.

Soo it's not even a joke anymore. It's just a basic fact that maga is a cult.

These f****** idiots.

lol, he thinks he’s a righteous man 🤣🤣🤣

"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face." Vincent 4:12

These people don't actually know anything about the Book, do they?...

...when you watch the movie instead of reading the book.

I guarantee when Levitt is asked about this, she immediately becomes indignant and insists that Hegseth knew that it wasn’t a real Bible quote and was actually just making sure that the media was making sure people don’t quote fake Bible verses.

Why the f*** are there sermons at the Pentagon?

I've watched movies with Samuel L. Jackson. I highly enjoy the acting and presence of Samuel L. Jackson. Samuel L. Jackson appears to be an all around cool person. You sad excuse of a politician, you're no Samuel L. Jackson.

This tracks. Not surprised at all. Queue the SNL opener.

The first mistake was having a “pentagon sermon “… then quoting non existent verses?

Can't wait to see Pete hegaseth in circle 9 off hell while I enjoy purgatory.

What’s laughable and sad is he thinks he’s actually a Christian. Arrogance, power, and political propaganda were the very things Christ spoke against.

‘Pentagon’ and ‘sermon’ are two words that don’t belong together in this country.

From his mouth straight to the SNL cold open.

This coming right after Trump's tantrum at the Pope where he said he's bad at his job is so f****** funny.

Ok, Canadian here: aren't you Americans tired yet of this idiocracy ?

His suit jacket is clearly a size too small. Such a chad.

ENGLISH M*********** DO YOU SPEAK IT

I really wasn't expecting Trump-Jesus-AI, JD Vance popesplaining the pope or Hegseth quoting pulp fiction in a religious sermon as a development of the Iran war. But I'm in awe of it all. We truly never know what's going to come next.

Man apart from the fact this idiot thought it was a real verse from Ezekiel then quoted it while pretending to be Christian, Samual L Jackson is the only person capable of pulling it off. That scene, the way his tone changes and how he puts emotion into the delivery, classic cinema. Cannot be replicated.

Samuel Jackson pulled it off. Pete just sounds creepy. F that guy

Theatrically religious

There were people legit laughing in the background

I can’t wait for this office of children cringe lords to be gone.

I bet he used Harry's monologue to Sally as his wedding vows too

Dude is such a f****** cringe poser. And he’s dangerous. F****** clown show man. What happens when everything becomes a vapid aesthetic. 

The division of Tarantino and State really should be upheld.

You know he’s more upset at quoting a black man than quoting fake verses.

Fake religion. Fake quote. That tracks. Jesus didn’t say any of that shit they say he said, either. At least I believe in Sam Jackson.

Thick drunk coward

How many days before this grease ball gets thrown under the bus by his ALL CAPS boss? I’m hoping less than 30

Did he run out looking for a Royale with Cheese after?

He is a religious poser a Trump crisis actor

Ok but serious question, why is there a "Pentagon sermon" at all? Not even conducted by actual clergy, no less?

It’s just a metaphor for most “Christians” at this point. Super outspoken, opinionated, uninformed and complete hypocrites. There’s a reason it’s a faith in decline. Too much preaching and not enough practice.

He is so embarrassing

Hegseth himself is a fake, so this is natural.

Just like a typical criminal who finds God.

The media literacy is atrocious … Well, he is the Tyranny of Evil Men

Why is kegsbreath giving a sermon in the first place?

Don’t pay taxes to a religious government

I dislike Hegseth more than Trump tbh....

As if the military wasnt already somewhat cult like, hegseth has to make it full blown cult with this shit. I hope the ppl who joined just to have a roof over their heads make it out alive. This kind of verbiage when used in a military setting is almost always a precursor to something big

“I expected so much more out of Hegseth”-would make for a great uncrackable password.

And to think they consider us Atheists heathens. 🤦‍♂️

The pentagon is weaponizing cringe

Can we talk about how bizarre and problematic it is that Pete is leading ‘worship’ services at the pentagon let alone the weird quote? It’s not his job. Why does he feel like HE should lead the service. That’s a job for a clergy not him.

The Secretary of Defense is giving sermons at the Pentagon? What. the. f***.

I don't trust any man who slicks back his hair.

Well he's a fake Christian so checks out.

What a tool …. No….an entire bag of tools this jerk is…

I would love to hangout with the person who wrote this down for him and tricked him to saying this. I wonder if they did it on a bet, or did it for the love of the game

I'll bet you 10 bucks he used to ChatGPT. And ChatGPT doesn't know the difference between a real Bible verse or a fake one from a movie. Bet on it.

This is also used as the intro for a Cypress Hill song

I wonder what he thinks about Django?

This group of elected officials have solidified my belief that there is no such thing as a God who has a master plan. I will admit I could not have a better plan but I am not God. Now just before these people close their eyes in death they can ask for God's forgiveness and enter into heaven. The same heaven that many, many have spent their lives, like Dr Charles Stanley, Billy Graham and others trying to get there. Fair?

I've always thought there should be a separation between movie quotes and the state

This is the government that our founders warned us about.

***"Pete Hegseth quotes fake Pulp Fiction Bible verse"*** Actually, he paraphrased a movie quote.

It would be hilarious if he knew it was fake and still quoted it tbh

God, what a loser

Alright, when will the "Hegseth will misquote bible" Polymarket screenshot drop

Nobody got shot down. All bs

I bet he watches Patton regularly

He would quote Tarantino.

Now someone do Quentin Tarantino as a doctor.