Pete Hegseth says Iran is digging out missiles and launchers

He also quoted the Pulp Fiction movie script trying to sell it as holy scripture. No credibility.

We know, Pete, we know. Next you’ll tell us fishing boats in the pacific and Gulf of Mexico need to be blown up…

their destroyed navy is firing on tankers now

Just like Iran's totally annihilated nuclear program. That we had to go back and destroy...

That's what countries do when you attack them. Why is this surprising? It only sells the dumbest of people on the war. And they have no capacity to get more? China is sending them more.

The daily game of "is this moronic liar lying or just being a moron?"

It's almost like Iran was prepared for this conflict.

Okay. What are you wanting from us? Sympathy that you picked a fight that's much harder than you anticipated?

They’re getting munitions help from China. It might look like it’s from some other country,but that’s how it’s done, just like when the US used to arm rebel forces via another country for plausible deniability. And as Iran gets more respect from nonstate actors and help from China and political/economic clout from the Strait, the US becomes less believable as an ally and less respected on the world stage. What “great” was Trump aiming for? Because we are getting less everything, not great.

So sad when I don’t believe anything this administration of clowns says.

Oh, he’s worried that Iran will defend itself?

He went on to say “Look, foot massages don’t mean shit.” He ended the press conference with “Any of you f****** pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!”

Wouldn't an intact intelligence network have been aware of this?

You think its cause you bombed them?

I thought the most powerful group of Jesus crusaders in history destroyed all of Irans weapons? 

It’s been one month since the president declare their military capability 100% destroyed.

Pete’s digging out a beating for his wife when he realizes she didn’t restock the fridge with miller lite

Funny. I don’t remember a shovel being the antidote to being obliterated.

Yeah, but what do they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese, in Iran?

Pete probably wants to quote a different Samuel L. Jackson movie rn.

Earlier defence assessment was 1K+ ballistic missiles. Let's see who's telling the truth.

Impeach the Secretary of Dunce Now!

F*** Pete Hegseth

I mean maybe they are but I don’t trust a drunks word for it.

Did Pete get his intel from the latest LEGO video?

But I thought we completely obliterated their entire military like 3 times already?? We didn't?? Or we did?? It can't be both, Pete. Now go take another swig of everclear.

He needs to stop snorting that nuclear dust

“Those missiles and launchers that we totally obliterated”

So the country we attacked is trying to defend itself? And? Throw these jokes in jail.

He really does have a punchable face

The distain this man has for Iran reminds me of the time way back in '22 when another asshat thought he would need no more than 3 days to subdue his opponent. Population of Ukraine/Russia in 2022 is 41,000,000/127,000,000 or Ukraine is .27 % as populous as Russia. Population of US/Iran in 2025 is 342,000,000/92,500,000 or Iran is .27% as populous as US. Both Ukraine and Iran were perceived (rightly so) to be militarily inferior. Both superior countries put their opponents on death ground where death is preferable to surrender and both have adapted. Of course they're digging shit up. Russia thought Ukraine was a backward "woke" bunch of artists. They are now the premier anti-drone experts in the world. Don't get me started on R&D or counter-intelligence. So, yeah Pete... enemies gonna enemy. F****** dumbass.

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It is not fair if Iran uses a resource the other side does not have, as brain...

Kegbreath and tRump started this damn war, and now gas is 4 bucks a gallon and my online Lego ordering addiction is a thing of the past because postage has skyrocketed! Are we great again yet?

Why is this newsworthy when Iran spent huge chunk of money on manufacture of weapons instead of maintaining infrastructure?

Good, point them right at this fuckers head.

More lies. Americans are f****** stupid

But you guys solved the war....

Digging out means taking them out of their underground bunkers that they had prepared for the last 50 years.

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But we won!

Bullshit... bullshit... what now?

Is this surprising to anyone other than him?

Let me guess. We need to act now before ITS TOO LATE!

Or you didn’t blow up as many as you thought and need an excuse for the #s they have

Reuse, recycle.

So we didn't destroy them???

Oh jeez... you mean the country the US senselessly attacked in a special military operation (regardless of their government) is angry??

Pete, how about you just suck a d***?

More like people were digging stuff up in the files

I thought we had destroyed them all? /s

Next thing he’ll be telling us is that they have “sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads” …

Disgusting waste of human skin

About as much credibility as Kremlin says...

Mmmm Kay 🍺

Huh - so you mean to tell me when a country gets attacked they get out weapons to defend themselves? Well today I learned.. /s

Ya buddy we knew this in week 1.

but, they already destroyed everything and they had all these bunker buster systems that wiped it all out an they were defenseless.

Just like Pete digging up whiskey bottles he hid

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I thought they blew them all up? Next they will say they still have drones left

Maybe he should go back to blowing up drug boats in the Gulf of AmErIcA

Isn’t America rearming itself with new missiles and bombs?

Wasn't the Strait of Hormuz open less than 24 hours ago? What the f*** is this administration doing?

Well then Mr. Hegseth...the US Eagle is about to be roasted on a spit.

He’s a fool but hes probably not wrong. Considering iran still has launch capability after according to trump they have no launchers left. Except they arent buried under sand. Its more like they are in underground storage that is in an inconspicuous remote location. Hegseth also said their stockpile of missiles is depleted, it isnt. They have been preparing for major confrontation from at least the 90s. The missiles arent overly sophisticated or cutting edge tech (by today’s standards) so they mass produced them. Their shahed drones are mass produced and im guessing the munitions in those are something they’ve also had for decades.

I feel like he got this info watching Raiders of the Lost Ark.

tHaTS UNfAIr

So it was a 2 week hold up let us arm again before we shoot fire?

Wait,  the enemy doesn't just roll over?  F***, this might cause problems. 

So we have used up a substantial portion of US munition inventory and bombed the living shit out of a country……and now they are digging out to start over. So we achieved nothing and have demonstrably already “shot our bolt”. There is only one thing left to do - bluster some more.

That means you didn't do the job right, f***-tard.