You know trumpf probably wishes he could take pics like him
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Ignore_User_Name4 days ago
+2
That's why Kim has a looking at things compilation and Trumpf doesn't
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deft-jumper015 days ago
+4
I wish to see all the dictators in a UFC match.
Got my monies on Putin.
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Thesleek5 days ago
+6
Epic Rap Battles of History would’ve loved this era .
Edit: Bring back Celebrity Deathmatch
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-drunk_russian-5 days ago
+1
Putin would win because he would cheat the most.
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deft-jumper015 days ago
+1
Who all are his competitors?
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-drunk_russian-5 days ago
+1
Kim, Trump, Putin, Khomeini Jr, whoever is in charge of Hamas, Bibi, Vance, Orban, Lukashenko and the guy in charge of the Taliban in Afghanistan?
I dunno who I missed for the "autocrats ruining the world" free-for-all, but I hope a meteor falls on the arena if it ever happens.
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deft-jumper015 days ago
+1
I want Kim vs Donald
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-drunk_russian-5 days ago
+2
You toss a Big Mac in front of them and they'll kill each other to get the first bite. Kim wins because he's relatively fitter.
The burger is actually from Burger King and Kim works himself up so hard he dies from an aneurysm.
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imaginary_num6er5 days ago
+1
Pro-Putin Putinites
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exciting_one20055 days ago
+3
For Kim that equals playing golf
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External-Plastic-1545 days ago
+2
The state itself is weak, yet it wastes resources by launching missiles like that, so it can’t be properly run. Idiots.
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EndoExo5 days ago
+2
They can't grow enough food, but man can they aura farm.
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usatoday5 days ago
+1
From USA TODAY:
North Korea conducted another test of strategic cruise missiles and anti-warship missiles on Sunday as part of operational efficiency trials of its destroyer Choe Hyon, state media KCNA said on Tuesday.
Leader Kim Jong Un observed the test alongside senior defence officials and naval commanders, the report said.
Two strategic cruise missiles and three anti-warship missiles were fired to check the warship's integrated weapons command system, train crews in missile-launch procedures and verify the accuracy and anti-jamming performance of upgraded navigation systems, KCNA said.
Read more: [https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2026/04/14/north-korea-missile-test-kim-jong-un/89603765007/](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2026/04/14/north-korea-missile-test-kim-jong-un/89603765007/)
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External-Plastic-1545 days ago
+1
I wonder what would happen if the United States just launched a nuclear strike on North Korea. They already have nuclear weapons, unlike Iran, so there’s enough justification.
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GeebyYu5 days ago
+1
They don't have oil though... Which is why America doesn't seem to be that bothered. They *do* however have vast quantities of untapped minerals, so watch this space.
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Major_A215 days ago
+2
I really hate to say this but Kim Jong Un looks justified in his missile development. Trump has bombed or invaded how many countries now? N. Korea looks like having a deterrent was the correct call. Thank you Trump for having me call Kim Jong Un prudent.
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Neobullseye15 days ago
+4
Yep. I hate the entire Kim Dynasty and their pseudo-theocracy, but by Odin's balls are they proving to everyone right now that once you \*do\* have nukes, nobody fucks with you anymore.
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Queltis60005 days ago
-1
Ok, but who was f****** with them to begin with? They have nothing, and no one cares about them.
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Far-Maintenance-19474 days ago
+1
???? They're the most sanctioned country on the planet.
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Queltis60004 days ago
+1
F****** with them militarily. No one is trying to (or wants to) invade. They have nothing anyone wants.
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Far-Maintenance-19474 days ago
-1
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/05/commando-team-north-korea-civilians-2019-mission
US invaded them just a few years ago. The mission failed and the US soldiers committed war crimes and massacred a bunch of civilians. But that's nothing new for the US.
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Ragebaiterlmao5 days ago
-1
Glory to Kim Jong Un.
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QuirkyWish30815 days ago
Sir Keir Starmer looking on… with concern.
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BangerSlapper15 days ago
-1
Anyone wondering why Iran wouldn’t view development of a nuclear weapon stockpile to be advantageous? This clown and his family have run their Stalinist horror house for going on 8 decades without foreign intervention. Funny how that works.
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