I heard he tried to do the "d*** in a box" move to the officer. He didn't find a box but went for it anyway.
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mbrc-137Mar 21, 2026
+21
Showed my d*** to a cop.
21
HECK_YEA_Mar 21, 2026
+3
Every single traffic stop…
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FaithfulSkepticMar 21, 2026
+1
*Step one, cut a hole in a cop…*
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Rileypiv510Mar 21, 2026
+118
Yeah I didn’t think it was that bad….. and then the end of the video played lol
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ketamineonthesceneMar 21, 2026
+48
Oh you mean the part with the girl who isn't his wife trying to name drop? Yucky people
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the-great-crocodileMar 21, 2026
+20
She sounded like an assistant.
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Chris__P_BaconMar 21, 2026
+1
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was an assistant.
1
MotherStatement1109Mar 21, 2026
+1
Yeah and she was clearly drunk too and admitted to having "one glass of wine" while shes chomping away on gum and slurring her words and acting weird as hell and the cops were like "yup no sign of drinking here, here's the keys" and let her drive his car away
1
Asmith17Mar 21, 2026
+135
More telling is how whoever is was with him at the end of the video telling the officers that because they loved bye bye bye and sexyback they should look the other way. Smh
135
PapaEchoLincolnMar 21, 2026
+52
This type of thing is really common
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DW241Mar 21, 2026
+31
That’s exactly what I tell the cops every time I’m getting arrested.
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TheStoolSamplerMar 21, 2026
+1
"Listen, I'm bringing s*** back you gotta let me go!"
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Physical-Radio8807Mar 21, 2026
+1
Ha ha
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+1
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cherrytomato-Mar 21, 2026
+7
It’s not his wife. There’s an unblurred version and she identifies herself as a friend.
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ketamineonthesceneMar 21, 2026
She calls herself like Estee or something? Definitely not his wife. He's so f****** gross. Like why are you hammered driving with some random girl in your car you dirty dirty boy.
0
swisssfMar 21, 2026
+5
it's his stylist and apparent pal who has a house in the Hamptons (she's married with kids etc etc)
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PshrluvMar 21, 2026
+6
She wasn’t in the car with him. He was following her and her husband.
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groovemonkeyMar 21, 2026
+5
Didn’t sound like her. My money’s on a publicist or assistant.
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-2
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groovemonkeyMar 21, 2026
+3
If you say so.
You don’t think it would be mentioned if she was with him or part of this in any way?
She’s a pretty big celebrity too ya know.
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OrdoferrumMar 21, 2026
+2
That was a woman?
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reala728Mar 21, 2026
+136
i just cant understand. i know hes not quite in the epstine level of wealth, but hes definitely got enough to hire a reliable driver on the daily, easy. *at least* get one when you know you're getting fucked up that night.
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unomalyMar 21, 2026
+39
Some people like driving for the thrill and speed of it. Combined with intoxicants because its additional stimulation makes a bad combo. Also the “I’m untouchable so I can do what I want” mindset.
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honeydewboba69Mar 21, 2026
+6
That’s exactly it. Its not a matter of ‘can he’ it’s a matter of ‘will he/ does he want to’ because with so many men of privilege, it’s about pride and the thrill of it sadly.
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MakingItElsewhereMar 21, 2026
+23
Imagine if no money in the world was enough to drive his drunk ass home?
Some people are just massive assholes.
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ErnThemCapsMar 21, 2026
+4
Cause when you're drunk you don't make coherent decisions...? Have you been drunk? Sometimes you do things you wouldn't do otherwise
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AccordingIyMar 21, 2026
+3
It's a matter of "na dude i'm good, no Uber"
I'm sure whatever function he was at he just said that and off he went. Drunks always think they're good. But good friends know when they're not. He refused to blow so we will never know his bac. It's auto dwi when you don't test in states like new York and California
3
Real_Estate_MediaMar 21, 2026
+2
Billy Joel used to wreck his car every weekend on those roads and be literally blacked out drunk.
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MissChievousJMar 21, 2026
+1
He probably didn't want an Uber to catch him with his side chick.
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xlouiexMar 21, 2026
-7
$250M is still pretty epstine…
-7
Low-Exam-7547Mar 21, 2026
-2
what is epstine?
-2
Instant_Ad_NauseumMar 21, 2026
+9
Epstein is President Trump’s best friend
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Low-Exam-7547Mar 21, 2026
-3
I know who Epstein is.
-3
saveboxMar 21, 2026
+179
In before this thread descends into people just saying "This will ruin the tour." I can see why he sued to try to stop this from being released. Terrible look for him.
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JackLaytonsMoustacheMar 21, 2026
+190
Sir, I will, without shame, upvote every person that makes a comment referencing that line.
Because that interaction, even though weve never seen the video until now, is objectively one of the funniest things ever in terms of celebrity DUIs.
Imagine, in your own mind, youre a global pop star about to embark on a world tour. You get pulled over after youve been drinking. And youre panicking about your life, your family, your career.
And you get greeted by some young cop, who has no sweet f****** clue who you are, and your hubris is just like "my life is in the toilet now, I'm about to tour across continents".
And hes like... what tour?
10/10. No notes.
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enigmabsurdimwitrickMar 21, 2026
+26
He turns on “Cry Me a River”….
“Have you heard this song officer?”
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SgtSlaughterEXMar 21, 2026
+3
I hope it's in front of a 7/11
3
Boring-Object9194Mar 21, 2026
+67
What tour?
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Agent9262Mar 21, 2026
+61
The world tour!
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PapaEchoLincolnMar 21, 2026
+14
It’s… hard to explain
Hiccups
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AxolotisMar 21, 2026
+8
Tour of Italy at Olive Garden
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frooMar 21, 2026
Tour de France
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alcabazarMar 21, 2026
+1
I like that you imply some people look good getting arrested for driving drunk.
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Mysterious_Pear_1589Mar 21, 2026
-33
Drunk driving is a bad look but I didn't see anything in the video that he did wrong. What did he do?
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Nicholas-SteelMar 21, 2026
+30
Drunk drive.
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Complete_EntryMar 21, 2026
+17
Weaving, failure to maintain lanes, could have killed someone. Impaired driving means you CAN'T react in time.
I see weavers a lot lately, it really bothers me.
Oh, I forgot, he was running stop signs. That will kill someone quick.
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Mysterious_Pear_1589Mar 21, 2026
-31
No, I get all the dangers of drunk driving. But you don't end someone's world tour over a DUI. I was expecting Mel Gibson crash out or something.
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ChimneyMonkeyMar 21, 2026
+15
So you… make an exception for illegal activity based on his occupation, professional responsibilities, and power/privilege? This sounds familiar to other recent events…
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Mysterious_Pear_1589Mar 21, 2026
-12
I wasn't making any judgments whatsoever I was simply going on past cancellations. But if somebody does do a DUI I don't care who it is your life shouldn't be over you should be punished for it yes. But you shouldn't be punished more than an average citizen would be.
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swisssfMar 21, 2026
+6
He wasn't "punished more than an average citizen would be."
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sweet-n-soursauceMar 21, 2026
+4
I think I see what you’re saying, I think he was worried about his image and people not wanting to go because of the news of the DUI itself maybe? Either way it didn’t seem to work out lol
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Mysterious_Pear_1589Mar 21, 2026
+2
Yeah it's usually the cover up not what they actually did.
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MonadicAdjunctionMar 21, 2026
-1
Realistically, it depends on whether it is more entertaining for the audience to see his career destroyed, or to see him dancing and singing.
I hear that destruction of celebrity carers because of "he did something really bad" was considered quite entertaining for the esteemed US audiences, but this was several years ago. Nowadays, not so much. It gets boring after a couple of cases, I guess. The audiences are picky now, they demand that the perceived transgression is somehow interesting and novel. Like saying that "..ballet and opera are unpopular...". "Drunk driving" is not that interesting.
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Complete_EntryMar 21, 2026
-3
Miss me with that Barbara Walters energy. Dewey's should get the punishment the REPEAT Dewey's get. I knew a guy who couldn't have his license until he turned 60. He rode a skateboard.
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PapaEchoLincolnMar 21, 2026
+3
He was driving noticeably drunk which is why the cop pulled him over.
At that point, it’s a matter of luck if he doesn’t happen to kill or injure/maim a pedestrian or other driver.
I’ve seen many drunk drivers on the road. You can tell right away. I’ve kept my distance but one of them managed to almost hit me despite that
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SlouchingtowardsbethMar 21, 2026
+36
This should be a link to the video not to a bunch of advertising.
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Sphere_3NMar 21, 2026
+74
This is going to ruin the tour
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DataLore19Mar 21, 2026
+39
What tour?
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hehateme42069Mar 21, 2026
+37
Sigh. It's hard to explain...
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gdotpkMar 21, 2026
+9
World tour
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Fantastic-Research66Mar 21, 2026
+10
He's on a world tour with Muhammad his man
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passiveobserver25Mar 21, 2026
Tour of duty. Dickistan.
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Complete_EntryMar 21, 2026
+48
I love that the cop either didn't know who he was or didn't give a shit. Not a fan of roadside tests though. Both of my knees got destroyed when I was a teenager so I can't heel toe at all. I know some states mandate it, but Timberlake is BLASTED here.
Dude should have taken the breathalyzer, but I get why he didn't.
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Patriotsfan710Mar 21, 2026
+20
It was hilarious when he was struggling to explain what a he meant by a World Tour.
You gotta be HAMMERED to not be able to say “I’m a singer” lmfao
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pipopipopipopMar 21, 2026
+15
"it's hard to explain" 😂
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PM_ME_FREE_STUFF_PLSMar 21, 2026
+15
Narrator: It was not
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bu77munchMar 21, 2026
+24
I’ve seen roadside tests before and they SHOULD ask if you have any medical conditions that prevent you from performing. They’ll do the other ones
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Not_OneOSRSMar 21, 2026
+6
Can you not just request the breathalyser from the get go?
Why waste time with all the walking in a line and balancing rigmarole when they have access to a dispositive test that takes 15 seconds?
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ToumaKazusa1Mar 21, 2026
+4
The wasted time is if you refuse a breathalyzer and the cops need probable cause to force you to take one.
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Complete_EntryMar 21, 2026
+6
Some states pull your license if you refuse the roadside, regardless of blood or breath. I've seen some arguments against breath, but that's due to calibration, not "That's how they get you" which roadside always is.
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PshrluvMar 21, 2026
He refused the breathalyzer
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Not_OneOSRSMar 21, 2026
+1
Yeah nah sorry I wasn’t talking about Justin’s situation specifically. I was just wondering why they don’t lead with the breathalyser question and potentially save time for everyone if the driver consents.
1
lndubitabIyyMar 21, 2026
+18
Absolute insanity American cops make you stand on one leg bruh
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Complete_EntryMar 21, 2026
+5
I'd fall on the ground stone cold sober, either leg.
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swisssfMar 21, 2026
+1
He couldn't do it for more than 4 seconds.
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DouglasqqqMar 21, 2026
+6
That’s a surprisingly sensible car for a pop star.
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Digi_DingoMar 21, 2026
+1
Haven’t watched, what kind of cat is it?
1
MiraguiMar 21, 2026
+1
Well it's a rental.
1
froman-dizzeMar 21, 2026
+27
I thought this was released the week it happened. I do like how this is def backlash to him fighting the Brittany stuff haha fans are like “boy sit your sloppy ass down and stfu”
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FridlOGMar 21, 2026
+4
This is going to ruin the tour
4
mdsnbelleMar 21, 2026
+1
What tour?
1
FridlOGMar 21, 2026
+1
The world Tour
1
pichael288Mar 21, 2026
+10
I remember this, and I love this cop. Dude was drunk and the cop pulled him over and he tried to pull the "Do you know who I am" cars and the cop says no and gives him a DUI. Just saying that phrase should be at least a day in jail as a baseline.
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progreththMar 21, 2026
+1
He is a huge a****** for driving totally wasted but he never pulled any "do you know who I am". If anything he seemed to try his best to avoid doing that.
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the-great-crocodileMar 21, 2026
-15
He did not say do you know who I am. He just eventually had to come out and say his name because the cop was obviously a dumb f***.
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crazydave333Mar 21, 2026
+5
Or maybe they just don't listen to pop music. Our culture is becoming increasingly atomized so I don't blame a cop for not knowing every celebrity they have out there.
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jono9898Mar 21, 2026
+1
This has been teased like it’s an MCU movie but for the unemployed
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Jeremys_Iron_Mar 21, 2026
+5
Wasn't he charged with refusing to take a breathalyser and then refusing to give a sample at the station? Here in the UK you get charged if you refuse, which has tougher sentencing than any drink driving charge.
Seems like he got away with a slap on the wrist by refusing, because he is clearly absolutely blasted.
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FalllllingMar 21, 2026
+1
Every state has their own laws but generally refusing breathalyzer and/or blood test has automatic most severe penalties. I recall Timberlake having a very easy sentence by agreeing to do public speaking events against drunk driving as form of community service and that was basically it (any fines as and license suspense would be inconsequential to him in reality). Severity of penalties vary by state.
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BadNecessary9344Mar 21, 2026
+14
So let me get this straight. This dude is on a world tour and his name is justin timberlake, and has no idea what job he has. The officer must of thought him crazy lol.
Anyway the amount of money he has, he couldn't get an uber?
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ketamineonthesceneMar 21, 2026
+1
I think they call him Lake?
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MonguisesMar 21, 2026
He had, at one point, a strong resistance to consequences. Bro rolled a 13/10 after buffs. He’s just as appalled to be in this position as we are by his vapidity. Circle of life and such.
0
MackechlesMar 21, 2026
+1
Wow, only a 90 day license suspension for driving in that state. I always had the impression that DUIs were treated more harshly.
1
MoustacheLightningMar 21, 2026
+1
Am I the only one who expected JT to pull some Reno 911 shit?
1
cntrlcmdMar 21, 2026
+1
That’s insane that his agent (?) at the end asked them to let him off because they might have liked some songs he was a part of, not even necessarily wrote but just sang and performed to. What the hell. The level of entitlement is astounding.
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the-great-crocodileMar 21, 2026
+3
I didn’t think it was that bad. And the woman totally talked like his assistant.
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Illustrious-Grl-7979Mar 21, 2026
+1
Why wasn't she driving instead if she was assisting and he was so drunk?
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SparkyPantsMcGeeMar 21, 2026
+2
I get that he’s piss drunk and also probably annoyed that they don’t recognize him, but it’s absolutely funny that he can’t explain what he does as a career.
2
Stock-Airport3880Mar 21, 2026
+1
It's hard to explain.
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progreththMar 21, 2026
+1
Not sure if he is actually annoyed at it. Seems more like he is super drunk and failing at basic thinking. Like I once chatted with a guy in Germany who was born in Jamaica, but he could not remember the name of the country he was born in due to being so drunk he said "Marley" when trying to explain.
Driving when that drunk is f****** insane, but if not this would just have been a funny video.
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LightofmineMar 21, 2026
+2
Don't care. Prosecute the mfs in the Epstein files
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the-great-crocodileMar 21, 2026
+1
I hate these articles that literally tell you everything that was said in the video before showing the actual f****** video.
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Rev-Dr-SlimeassMar 21, 2026
+1
This is incredibly embarrassing.
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ARM_HAIR_CONTRAIANMar 21, 2026
+1
Bah. Y'all ruined the meme about the tour!
1
extraquesoMar 21, 2026
-1
Can we get the Epstein files instead?
-1
PharrowXLMar 21, 2026
-41
Why did we need to see this?
-41
Kindly_Interview6894Mar 21, 2026
+10
Why did I need to see your comment?
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Jae_Rides_ApesMar 21, 2026
+34
You didn’t. If you had skimmed on past the post, crazily enough, you wouldn’t have seen it.
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biggestweinerMar 21, 2026
-13
Why did we need to read this?
-13
lamesarMar 21, 2026
+3
it’s from two years ago. why wouldn’t you want to see it?
3
butternutfliesMar 21, 2026
+1
So the tour can be ruined
1
FearthemugglesMar 21, 2026
-2
omg guys we didnt need to see this.
-2
Toddy06Mar 21, 2026
-9
He’s got ADHD and he’s a terrific artist he should be protected
-9
violetfernsMar 21, 2026
+1
Protected from what? Consequences for his actions?
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