Joke's on him, antichrist Trump is not a praying man.
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totallyRebbMar 29, 2026
+1
Neither is Putin. These people just do all the religious shit for show.
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Sea_Supermarket8820Mar 29, 2026
+1
Putin is not a catholic buddy.
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PolarWaterMar 29, 2026
+1
He is, however, a preying men.
Preying on little girls.
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Aggressive_Noise6426Mar 29, 2026
+1
Trump is to on the nose to be the antichrist. It’s apparently gonna be someone we least expect.
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GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOTMar 29, 2026
+1
if you're the antichrist, that reverses the polarity of your prayers, so they are absorbed by god instead of reflected
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MsterBoRaichuMar 29, 2026
+1
Jokes on him, Trump is a God!
He just haven't announced it yet.
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SomeGalNamedAshleyMar 29, 2026
+1
The one picture we have of Trump holding a Bible he wasn't selling has him holding it upside down. I'll let you figure out what that means.
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Likeapuma24Mar 29, 2026
+1
The Hegseth glazers gonna be salty about this one.
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Ecstatic_Bee6067Mar 29, 2026
+1
They'll probably tease stripping the pope of citizenship for not bending to the christo-fascist spiel
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WakandamnationMar 29, 2026
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But their cult will easily close eyes and ears on that one, as they have done until now.
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RLewis8888Mar 29, 2026
+1
Unfortunately, there's no way to differentiate these from the other rejected prayers.
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aeric67Mar 29, 2026
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Or approved ones for that matter.
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Foreign_Cable_9530Mar 29, 2026
+1
I can’t wait to read all of Listnooks nuanced and unbiased comments about Christianity and the Pope
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unknownkid0Mar 29, 2026
+1
I can
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Additional_Run_4214Mar 29, 2026
+1
One of the most influencial leaders in the world: This war listnook vehemently disagrees with is super bad.
Listnook: BUT WHAT ABOUT 800 YEARS AGO, ALSO EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS FAKE, SO RIDDLE ME THAT, HAHAHAHAHA
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Haystack67Mar 29, 2026
+1
"Riddle me that" rofl
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InfiniteOrchardPathMar 29, 2026
+1
Tune es Papa?
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dantespairMar 29, 2026
+1
Like how Pope Julius II was nicknamed the warrior pope for all of his war-like shenanigans. I guess he didn’t get the memo from God.
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GaddockTeegFunPoliceMar 29, 2026
+1
'The pope should excommunicate vance!'
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Ecstatic_Bee6067Mar 29, 2026
+1
I can't wait to hear all the butthurt turds who get frustrated when you criticize their pedophile-ridden organizations
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ThisJobSucks2Mar 29, 2026
+1
[ Removed by Listnook ]
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Ecstatic_Bee6067Mar 29, 2026
+1
"I'm not bothered by my kiddie fuckers as long as you tell me they have kiddie fuckers, too"
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coolsnow7Mar 29, 2026
+1
Just ignore all those parts of the Bible where God explicitly answers the prayers of people waging wars…
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Nottodayreddit1949Mar 29, 2026
+1
Suck it hegseth.
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Aquos18Mar 29, 2026
+1
listnook not undersntaing how soft power work. what else is new?
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Various_Maize_3957Mar 29, 2026
+1
Wdym? No one is disrespecting the Pope
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Aerys_DanksmokeMar 29, 2026
+1
The pope and his pedophile cult definitely deserve disrespect
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OrangecuppaMar 29, 2026
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Yeah, I legit don't give a shit what this guy thinks. He's the head of an organization that actively protects pedophiles. Why the f*** anyone would 'respect' him is beyond me.
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pornalt4altpornMar 29, 2026
+1
Absolutely the president sucks.
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PondnymphMar 29, 2026
+1
Not disagreeing but it's pretty funny that a book club has an author stand-in as a position for questions about canon.
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wutisthisthingMar 29, 2026
+1
With a 2000 year old homoerotic fanfic written by ancient incel neckbeards with huge crushes on the main character 🤭
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Slayers_PicksMar 29, 2026
+1
I like this new pope. he's a dope pope.
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PolarWaterMar 29, 2026
+1
I like him because he tells it like it is.
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nerdvernacularMar 29, 2026
+1
Hate to break it to you.
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ZynntraMar 29, 2026
+1
God is omnipotent and therefore chooses not to stop the suffering of innocent children.
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Pristine-Shape8851Mar 29, 2026
+1
God gave us free will, sadly we let him down by doing that.
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AgnarCrackenhammerMar 29, 2026
+1
We didnt do anything to cause cancer or genetic issues or any of the other incurable painful diseases that cause children to suffer daily. If there is a god thats on them
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SueSudioMar 29, 2026
+1
There is no reason innocent children need to suffer with excruciating pain from cancers, etc, yet God designed it that way. That is unnecessarily cruel and has nothing to do with free will.
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whyohwhythisMar 29, 2026
+1
So basically, God created a game for himself (which he already knew how it would turn out), then sat back like it was The Sims… watching most of the characters turn into psychopaths. Sounds like a swell God.
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redbandit001Mar 29, 2026
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So by your logic, children of this world deserved to be sexually exploited, starve, etc because some mythical sky God created two imperfect beings with “free will” that were manipulated into eating a fruit? 🤡 All suffering in this world can be traced back to that same story(Adam & Eve) and the cause does not justify the effect.
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gmarcon83Mar 29, 2026
+1
If we assume that God is omniscient and omnipotent, he knew exactly what everyone would do from the start when creating the universe. Só all the suffering is in his hands, because if he didn't wanted that he could have just created a different universe were that wouldn't happen.
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we_are_sex_bobombMar 29, 2026
+1
This is the Problem of Suffering which people have been wrestling with since the dawn of humanity. Either suffering is the fault of the gods or there are no gods and suffering just happens for no reason. Either way there is still suffering and neither line of thinking automatically does anything to fix it.
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AdipayMar 29, 2026
+1
If God is truly omnipotent and knows everything that will ever happen including every decision a person makes before they make that decision - then we don't truly have free will.
God knows which humans go to hell before they even think about committing the sins that will damn them.
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apleasantpeninsulaMar 29, 2026
+1
Mom: Eat all your vegetables if you want the sun to come out tomorrow
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xxxx69420xxMar 29, 2026
+1
Sun: if I don't come out tm all your vegetables die
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Personal_Comb_6745Mar 29, 2026
+1
I don't want any damn vegetables!
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thefeelingmachinesMar 29, 2026
+1
Pope bro, you think they pray?
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piperonylMar 29, 2026
+1
Lets ask the mentally ill what they think.
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TyrannosapienMar 29, 2026
+1
... and all other prayers too
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Noy2222Mar 29, 2026
+1
God scaled back prayer focus, he mainly priorities football teams that really deserve to win.
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MallymalvsMar 29, 2026
+1
And the pope would know this how?
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lucalucasitaMar 29, 2026
+1
Next in your news: trump makes a Henry XVIII movement and declares he’s the gods’s envoy on earth and forms his own religion in USA.
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OkGeologist2229Mar 29, 2026
+1
Trump is not Catholic so doubt he cares. I don't know many Protestants that care about the Pope. Even if he was, I doubt he would care at all.
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FirefighterFew6148Mar 29, 2026
+1
Dude, I think my brain just exploded from this statement. Knowing The Bible and the history of the church...
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Xyro77Mar 29, 2026
+1
Spoilers: he rejects all prayers.
Because he is a fantasy
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Dem0lariMar 29, 2026
+1
Which god? It's one of the versions of christian god or some other god? God of war clearly would enjoy it.
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Gopu_17Mar 29, 2026
+1
Didn't the popes in medieval times call for crusades ? Didn't the Israelites in the bible fight wars with Yahweh's blessings ? So what is he talking about ?
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EgotisticalTLMar 29, 2026
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As leader of the Catholic Church, he is declaring that Trump is not actually acting like a Christian, rather than just going along.
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Money-Ad-545Mar 29, 2026
+1
Once you realise that god has always been through the mouth of humans, it’d make more sense.
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Criticall16Mar 29, 2026
+1
Hmm it’s almost as if he’s saying we shouldn’t be applying medieval practices(witch burning, crusades, etc) to the modern civilised world.
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TheGreatMalaganMar 29, 2026
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Right, but the interesting aspect is that warfare sanctioned by God is explicitly in the bible, so I think the topic at hand here is the Pope saying something that goes against the good book, *and* decrees made by past Popes who are still recognized to date as having been God's representatives on Earth
It's a tricky thing in Catholicism that a bunch of popes did rather shitty things but are still recognized as proper popes for the sake of the stability and continuity of the church, meaning that we have to acknowledge that as far as the Catholic church is concerned, their acts were sanctioned by God
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grandlewisMar 29, 2026
+1
Well then he should say that as a leader with a billion followers rather than providing some cryptic logical fallacy to make his point.
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grandlewisMar 29, 2026
+1
The logic is so insane it’s not even worth pondering.
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clayingmoreMar 29, 2026
+1
People obsessed with sky daddies don't tend to be big on logic.
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bjjtriangleMar 29, 2026
+1
Sounds like you’re obsessed. Are we living in medieval times right now? What exactly is the problem with pope being anti war?
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clayingmoreMar 29, 2026
+1
What am I obsessed with?
The Pope or Ayatollah can be antiwar and have less sense than a puppy running the wrong way after a chew toy at the same time.
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Visual-Pitch-5985Mar 29, 2026
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Religious nuts have been killing people for thousands of years over their sky daddies...and attempting to justify it with their particular Casper the ghost...they all hate eachother and they all hate people who dont drink their flavor of kool-aid...what the hell is it about human psychology that has created this? Fear of death? Death being the end of their existence? It's all just so much BS and the worst part is they won't leave people alone about it. I say its mass insanity and mental illness.
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PolarWaterMar 29, 2026
+1
Omg! Institutions learning and growing instead of clinging to the old guard? No!
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DrSpaceman575Mar 29, 2026
+1
When you are about to go into battle, the priest shall come forward and address the army. 3 He shall say: “Hear, Israel: Today you are going into battle against your enemies. Do not be fainthearted or afraid; do not panic or be terrified by them. 4 For the Lord your God is the one who goes with you to fight for you against your enemies to give you victory…
… in the cities of the nations the Lord your God is giving you as an inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breathes. 17 Completely destroy[a] them—the Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites—as the Lord your God has commanded you. 18 Otherwise, they will teach you to follow all the detestable things they do in worshiping their gods, and you will sin against the Lord your God
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CaspinLangeMar 29, 2026
+1
Literally the entire Bible is nothing but God being totally cool with war
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jimthewandererMar 29, 2026
+1
Have you ever even bothered to skim read the spark notes?
The Bible does not have that much war in it. The ethics and moral lessons when there is a war are often completely fucked, but that's beside the point.
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CaspinLangeMar 29, 2026
+1
Yeah because I’ve read the thing three times all the way through, you’re completely wrong
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CaspinLangeMar 29, 2026
+1
1. “When the LORD your God delivers them over to you, you shall conquer them and utterly destroy them.” Deuteronomy 7:2
2. “Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.” 1 Samuel 15:3
3. “You shall put them to the sword, while my male and female slaves and all who are born in your house or bought with your money shall be circumcised.” Genesis 17:13
4. “Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.” Numbers 31:17-18
5. “The LORD is a warrior; the LORD is his name.” Exodus 15:3
6. “Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.” Matthew 10:34
7. “Cursed be he who does the work of the LORD with slackness, and cursed be he who keeps back his sword from bloodshed.” Jeremiah 48:10
8. “So Joshua subdued the whole region… He left no survivors. He totally destroyed all who breathed, just as the LORD, the God of Israel, had commanded.” Joshua 10:40
9. “They devoted the city to the LORD and destroyed with the sword every living thing in it.” Joshua 6:21
10. “When you march up to attack a city, make its people an offer of peace. If they accept and open their gates, all the people in it shall be subject to forced labor.” Deuteronomy 20:10-11
11. “Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.” Psalm 137:9
12. “Do not allow a sorceress to live.” Exodus 22:18
13. “Anyone who does not obey the law of your God and the law of the king must surely be punished by death, banishment, confiscation of property, or imprisonment.” Ezra 7:26
14. “Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man by lying with him.” Numbers 31:17
15. “And we utterly destroyed them, as we did to Sihon king of Heshbon, destroying every city, men, women, and children.” Deuteronomy 3:6
16. “The LORD will cause you to be defeated before your enemies.” Deuteronomy 28:25
17. “Samaria shall bear her guilt, because she has rebelled against her God; they shall fall by the sword; their little ones shall be dashed in pieces, and their pregnant women ripped open.” Hosea 13:16
18. “So the LORD our God delivered into our hands Og also, the king of Bashan, and all his people, and we struck him down until he had no survivor left.” Deuteronomy 3:3
19. “If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death.” Leviticus 20:13
20. “This is what the LORD Almighty says: I will punish the Amalekites for what they did to Israel… Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them.” 1 Samuel 15:2-3
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tupe12Mar 29, 2026
+1
I know this is a well meaning message, but it doesn’t really help that there’s countless innocents whose prayers go unanswered already.
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HoveringMangoMar 29, 2026
+1
Yet, Holy wars are a thing...how does that make sense?
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SedesBakelitowyMar 29, 2026
+1
What holy war is the Vatican waging at the moment?
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Kalsto6Mar 29, 2026
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Pointless to even say that, there are ton of warmongering popes that were sainted and still venerated. If the papal states hadn't lost to Italy, they'd still be waging war because they had been for their entire existence until they lost the means to do it anymore.
I'm more interested on how the Catholics feel about it, this goes against the book. Maybe they can start blessing same sex marriages now.
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Visual-Pitch-5985Mar 29, 2026
+1
The catholic crazies are probably the worst killers in human history. I mean im sure the muslims are gaining a foothold on that title. All in the name of some made up BS. Religious people are nuckin futs.
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MCwortelMar 29, 2026
+1
Was
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Personal-Try328Mar 29, 2026
+1
Presumably he would just use the same defense as for any other bad thing. So: god gave us free will + works in mysterious ways
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lLikeCatsMar 29, 2026
+1
Okay...and what about the conquests and crusades?
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SedesBakelitowyMar 29, 2026
+1
Ask people from 800 years ago
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lLikeCatsMar 29, 2026
+1
Yeah but was god okay with it then or not? That is the question. God is older than 800 years old.
Did he change his mind? And if so, when?
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jl_theprofessorMar 29, 2026
+1
Does someone declaring something in the name of God mean God sanctioned it? This is actually part of the 10 commandments, not to use his name in vain.
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jimthewandererMar 29, 2026
+1
Again, invent time travel and go and ask someone from the relevant time period.
Your point is frankly irrelevant to current affairs.
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MarkMewMar 29, 2026
+1
>what about the
Not even trying to hide the whataboutism
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bjjtriangleMar 29, 2026
+1
I think that was a long time ago and we can get over it. What exactly is the problem with the current pope being anti war?
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SumutherguyMar 29, 2026
+1
Im pretty sure the official Roman Catholic stance on the crusades is that they were a bad idea.
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Crypt0NihilistMar 29, 2026
+1
God might have accepted them then, but now the Pope has said God rejects them I think by their doctrine He would now reject them - Matthew 18:18 'n all.
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ComfortableOld288Mar 29, 2026
+1
Crusades didn’t go well for the Christians
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Mediocre_Comedian739Mar 29, 2026
+1
I don’t think Leo has a Tardis.
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OK-Dravrah7455Mar 29, 2026
+1
Wasn't praying before waging wars a common thing in the old testament?
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jimthewandererMar 29, 2026
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Yeah, because you want the war to be sanctioned by God. The idea being that War is bad, unless the big guy has signed off on it.
Pope is saying these wars aren't sanctioned by Big G.
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Overly_UnderwhelmedMar 29, 2026
+1
yes, but no. common throughout the entire run of the abrahamic god, including tomorrow. in general, the amount of praying by the aggressor increases in line with the amount of violence and pain they hopes to inflict.
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QBRisNotPasserRatingMar 29, 2026
+1
How does he know
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angusshangusMar 29, 2026
+1
Because even Jesus thinks Trump is a d*****
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jimthewandererMar 29, 2026
+1
He's the Pope. God tells him stuff. Well, if you're one of the one and half billion Catholics, that is.
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grandlewisMar 29, 2026
+1
The prayers of the tens of millions of babies that have been murdered in various wars and famines must have all been rejected also.
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dabbers26Mar 29, 2026
+1
And apparently starving babies’ mothers in third world countries.
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uselescMar 29, 2026
+1
God is our dream, and we are his. Life's struggle against entropy is our greatest war. Therefore giving into death, decay, and dissolution is always a losing strategy. We should band together always and struggle against the cosmic constant. Like an ever expanding fractal we should be building the next layers of this great kaleidoscope of life to make something even more beautiful.
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The_RealGandalfMar 29, 2026
+1
Hilariously convenient name for a newspaper
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motorcycle-supremacyMar 29, 2026
+1
Warlord momo cult won’t like this a bit.
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Zib559Mar 29, 2026
+1
Yeah.... I don't think they care unfortunately.
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thedonkeyvoteMar 29, 2026
+1
Only those that lose.
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Ben_TharMar 29, 2026
+1
If only god would stop leaders who wages wars.
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starshame2Mar 29, 2026
+1
Jokes on the pope.
His 'god' slaughters people by the millions and once flooded the Earth to teach 2 people a lesson.
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I_Am_Dynamite6317Mar 29, 2026
+1
So they just gonna argue back and forth over what prayers god takes or doesn’t take instead of just acknowledging that there is no god?
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PurplociraptorMar 29, 2026
+1
Why would a man with a god complex pray?
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Last-Accountant-9384Mar 29, 2026
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He also rejects prayers of mothers seeing their children dying, children seeing their parents dying, soldiers seeing their comrades dying, drivers dying in cars, motorcycles, boats, passengers dying in trains, onboard ships and airplanes, babies born deaf, blind, disfigured, farmers for rain, farmers for less rain. You ask why? Because God is a figment of imagination used by conmen here on Earth for their personal wealth and glory.
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BigDaddyDumperSquadMar 29, 2026
+1
Uhhhh, well that doesn't sound historically accurate, even by the Church's own admission.
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TheWesternMythosMar 29, 2026
+1
> (Jesus) did not arm himself, or defend himself, or fight any war," Leo said. "He revealed the gentle face of God, who always rejects violence. Rather than saving himself, he allowed himself to be nailed to the cross."
I think God and I have different definitions of violence. Or maybe that particular face is dissociative.
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EnshakushannaMar 29, 2026
+1
the GOP havent even recognized this pope or the last one
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Personal-Try328Mar 29, 2026
+1
“The imaginary sky dude is not listening to you!”
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CrivosMar 29, 2026
+1
“Only to those who give me money.”
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lellamaronmacheteMar 29, 2026
+1
Unless u are praying to Khorne.
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DaemonPrimarchJMar 29, 2026
+1
Blood for the blood god!
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lellamaronmacheteMar 29, 2026
+1
Skulls for the Throne of skulls!
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HuntsWithRocksMar 29, 2026
+1
Or…
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Dododingo-Mar 29, 2026
+1
Looks like he is rejecting prayers from the victims too. How strange.
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Cautious_Cabinet_623Mar 29, 2026
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I hope he said it in his capacity of voice of god.
I don't believe this kind of bullshit, can someone enlighten me how catholic ppl differentiate between the man and voice of god? (My understanding so far is that based on whether they like what he said...)
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American_Monkeys_PawMar 29, 2026
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"(My understanding so far is that based on whether they like what he said...)"
Correct.
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Major-Check-1953Mar 29, 2026
+1
The Pope should read history. Countless crusades were waged by previous Popes.
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bananas500Mar 29, 2026
+1
Meanwhile the pope few days ago: pray for pedophile priests
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elhumanoidMar 29, 2026
+1
Aren't we made in His image though?
Genuinely confused on how that works.
Also pretty rich, coming from a religion that's way bloodier than all our World Wars combined.
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jl_theprofessorMar 29, 2026
+1
A pope is going to exist for our lifetimes. Would we rather he speak against wars or say nothing?
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elhumanoidMar 29, 2026
+1
Most normal people are against wars and slaughter, it's innate.
Just that he speaks for God is ridiculous to me.
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Mediocre_Comedian739Mar 29, 2026
+1
I don’t believe in God but I am technically catholic. Your first idea is just as ridiculous as the second.
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bjjtriangleMar 29, 2026
+1
Only hot people. Who come from some other image
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angusshangusMar 29, 2026
+1
Trump molested children and you still support him
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Mediocre_Comedian739Mar 29, 2026
+1
That’s a lie. He frequently speaks out directly against ideas pushed by the Trump administration. He’s doing a much better job than the previous one.
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elhumanoidMar 29, 2026
+1
How am I supporting him and where did you pull Trump into this?
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Pristine-Shape8851Mar 29, 2026
+1
>Also pretty rich, coming from a religion that's way bloodier than all our World Wars combined.
Where tf did you get that from? People are so simple minded.
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Mediocre_Comedian739Mar 29, 2026
+1
So you want him to encourage wars?
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Dyslexic_DevilMar 29, 2026
+1
I love all these people that know the minds of "God"...
It's delusional as much as Trump is delusional.
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Critical_Text_2067Mar 29, 2026
+1
The Bible has wars in it.
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jimthewandererMar 29, 2026
+1
And?
The point is that War is bad, unless God has sanctioned it. Pope says the current wars don't have the OK from the Big Guy. Biblical wars are completely irrelevant to this.
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cacamilis22Mar 29, 2026
+1
There is no god. What f****** god would allow all this bullshit to happen.
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jimthewandererMar 29, 2026
+1
Plenty of Gods are capricious bastards. Half the Hellenic Pantheon would let this happen just to teach us a lesson, the other half would watch from a safe distance and give power-boosts, advice, and magic items to their favourite humans to make it more entertaining for them, or to pursue some Olympian political agenda, usually to spite Zeus (Hera, usually pissed off by his philandering), occasionally based on some moral principle (Athena and allies). Then there's Ares, who would be wanking himself into a coma over all the bloodshed.
And that's just one version of a Pantheon that was geographically mostly restricted to the Mediterranean. Lots of other dickhead Gods.
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TickstartMar 29, 2026
+1
I mean, he's technically correct as all prayers are useless and there is no god.
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PlainBreadMar 29, 2026
+1
Hosea 6:6
Matthew 9:13
There is no sanctioned church put forth by God, and there is no Holy Land unless it's all Holy Land.
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DestinyNinja_123Mar 29, 2026
+1
I dont think the pope has that kind of power. Only God can
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MCwortelMar 29, 2026
+1
American pope and you'll be getting these quotes. All prayers are being heard
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soundguynickMar 29, 2026
+1
No prayers are being heard, buddy.
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Bubbly_Chemist1496Mar 29, 2026
+1
hahahah that's funny. in the old testament King David waged wars and prayed and won hahah . Pope u dont speak for God.
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angusshangusMar 29, 2026
+1
I mean the pope kind of does and Trump is a pedophile
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PegeolaMar 29, 2026
+1
You're confusing Judaism and Christianity. Christians follow the teachings of Jesus, who preached nonviolence.
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Lable87Mar 29, 2026
+1
Well, God can change his mind and taste, too. Not his fault that current trends in Heaven are about romance and mystery instead of actions and wars.
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jimthewandererMar 29, 2026
+1
And?
God sanctioned David's actions. Pope says that God doesn't sanction current wars.
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