He was expecting an *American* pope, but turns out he is just a Catholic pope.
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Ok-Review9023May 8, 2026
+16
he's "making vatican great again" but in a totaly different way lol
16
WyciorekMay 8, 2026
+60
God: "the best I can do is worldwide flood"
60
InformationHorderMay 8, 2026
+26
Can you make it happen faster than global warming so we can just get it over with? I'm tired, Boss.
26
yestheryakMay 8, 2026
+6
That one is actually on indefinite cooldown.
6
SpareMany9750May 8, 2026
+1
Lol! Best way I’ve ever heard it put
1
SideInitial3961May 8, 2026
+3
Leo: Dear god can you think of any way to solve the water shortage quickly
God: lol
3
RobespierreLaTerreurMay 8, 2026
+1
At this point this would be a boon.
1
steve_ampleMay 8, 2026
+17
"I thank you that your government did not send JD"
17
forgiuseMay 8, 2026
+21
Looking at the current state of the world, I understand why even God stopped bothering.
21
coconut_dot_jpgMay 8, 2026
+8
Gods just waiting for the simulation to crash (nuclear war) before rebooting us in a new save file
8
TheRiverOtterMay 8, 2026
+6
Save scumming son of a b****.
6
[deleted]May 8, 2026
+3
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3
TheRiverOtterMay 8, 2026
+3
No, Agent Smith was right. Late-90s was peak. 100% downhill since then.
3
like-blood-on-whiteMay 8, 2026
+5
I can confidently say God will not inspire leaders to calm tensions.
5
Dvout_agnosticMay 8, 2026
+4
Nothing fails like prayer
4
XtremefluffMay 8, 2026
+3
Pope gonna turn atheist
3
UpsyDowningMay 8, 2026
+4
“Serenity now!”
4
czs5056May 8, 2026
+3
I don't think it's going to work Your Holiness.
3
Jesuismieux412May 8, 2026
+3
I like Leo and all, but I’d advise not to hold your breath on God’s intervention.
3
windingsandMay 8, 2026
+11
If there was a god he’s a real piece of shit who doesn’t help with anything and only causes pain
11
Ok-Review9023May 8, 2026
-3
You described what a human being is
-3
CaptainNeutron1991May 8, 2026
+10
Are we not, allegedly, made in God's image?
10
CandidBee8695May 8, 2026
+3
Use free will to not be shit
3
AnyAtmosphere420May 8, 2026
+2
Can't..
2
SavageAdageMay 8, 2026
-2
Life would be a lot less purposeful if a God fixed everything. If there is a god, its likely a deist entity that's disappointed in us
-2
windingsandMay 8, 2026
+5
Who gives a shit about purpose? Choosing to let your creations suffer is cruel. I get not everything being perfect but the pure existence of child cancer is proof he would be monstrous and unnecessarily cruel
5
Ok-Leadership2569May 9, 2026
+2
He’s certainly an absent landlord.
2
ScrotumScrapingsMay 8, 2026
+2
The pope is totally soft on war
2
Caracalla73May 8, 2026
+4
Hmm doesn't seem to be working.
Impotent, uncaring, or non existent?
4
Antique_Eye_3200May 8, 2026
+2
Does it matter? 🙂
2
Plastic-Ad-2496May 8, 2026
+1
God has left the US to satan.
1
Brief_Hospital_1766May 8, 2026
+2
Never had time for religion, especially not organised religion like the Catholic Church.
But this Pope is dropping bars!
2
snower88May 9, 2026
+1
Politics and Religion should never be mixed up tgt
1
Medit8orMay 9, 2026
+2
Too late, I’m afraid. Especially in America.
2
PippaTulipMay 10, 2026
+1
Mostly in US and Iran. Name one ofher country?
1
Medit8orMay 9, 2026
+2
I love how outspoken and on-message he is.
2
iyamwhatiyam8000May 9, 2026
+1
His chat with Rubio went as expected.
1
anacondraMay 8, 2026
+1
Classic deflection. Oh so it's *God's* problem now.
1
mistake-learnedMay 8, 2026
+1
God: i will send my son soon
1
lpan000May 8, 2026
+1
I thought the president is his son
1
TbrnkQcMay 8, 2026
+1
Let me get this straight: God can "inspire" leaders to be nice, but chooses not to, unless the Pope explicitly asks?
He sounds nice. Yikes.
1
PrestigiousFlan1091May 9, 2026
+1
What did god say?
1
SideInitial3961May 8, 2026
Oh hallucination in the sky, how artest thou? Listen ummm, Leo here. About all that stuff you said? Turns out, no. So ummm. Can you fix it?
God: Have you fully atoned for the evils of your church? Stopped transferring pedophiles around like vacuum cleaner salesmen? lol.
Leo: Nope lol.
God: lol
0
Additional_Account92May 8, 2026
Good job! They have managed to even piss off the Pope
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