He was expecting an *American* pope, but turns out he is just a Catholic pope.
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Ok-Review90235 days ago
+16
he's "making vatican great again" but in a totaly different way lol
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Wyciorek5 days ago
+60
God: "the best I can do is worldwide flood"
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InformationHorder5 days ago
+26
Can you make it happen faster than global warming so we can just get it over with? I'm tired, Boss.
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yestheryak5 days ago
+6
That one is actually on indefinite cooldown.
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SpareMany97504 days ago
+1
Lol! Best way I’ve ever heard it put
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SideInitial39614 days ago
+3
Leo: Dear god can you think of any way to solve the water shortage quickly
God: lol
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RobespierreLaTerreur5 days ago
+1
At this point this would be a boon.
1
steve_ample5 days ago
+17
"I thank you that your government did not send JD"
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forgiuse5 days ago
+21
Looking at the current state of the world, I understand why even God stopped bothering.
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coconut_dot_jpg5 days ago
+8
Gods just waiting for the simulation to crash (nuclear war) before rebooting us in a new save file
8
TheRiverOtter5 days ago
+6
Save scumming son of a b****.
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[deleted]5 days ago
+3
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TheRiverOtter5 days ago
+3
No, Agent Smith was right. Late-90s was peak. 100% downhill since then.
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like-blood-on-white5 days ago
+5
I can confidently say God will not inspire leaders to calm tensions.
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Dvout_agnostic4 days ago
+4
Nothing fails like prayer
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Xtremefluff5 days ago
+3
Pope gonna turn atheist
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UpsyDowning5 days ago
+4
“Serenity now!”
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czs50565 days ago
+3
I don't think it's going to work Your Holiness.
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Jesuismieux4125 days ago
+3
I like Leo and all, but I’d advise not to hold your breath on God’s intervention.
3
windingsand5 days ago
+11
If there was a god he’s a real piece of shit who doesn’t help with anything and only causes pain
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Ok-Review90235 days ago
-3
You described what a human being is
-3
CaptainNeutron19915 days ago
+10
Are we not, allegedly, made in God's image?
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CandidBee86955 days ago
+3
Use free will to not be shit
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AnyAtmosphere4205 days ago
+2
Can't..
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SavageAdage4 days ago
-2
Life would be a lot less purposeful if a God fixed everything. If there is a god, its likely a deist entity that's disappointed in us
-2
windingsand4 days ago
+5
Who gives a shit about purpose? Choosing to let your creations suffer is cruel. I get not everything being perfect but the pure existence of child cancer is proof he would be monstrous and unnecessarily cruel
5
Ok-Leadership25693 days ago
+2
He’s certainly an absent landlord.
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ScrotumScrapings4 days ago
+2
The pope is totally soft on war
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Caracalla735 days ago
+4
Hmm doesn't seem to be working.
Impotent, uncaring, or non existent?
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Antique_Eye_32005 days ago
+2
Does it matter? 🙂
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Plastic-Ad-24965 days ago
+1
God has left the US to satan.
1
Brief_Hospital_17665 days ago
+2
Never had time for religion, especially not organised religion like the Catholic Church.
But this Pope is dropping bars!
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snower884 days ago
+1
Politics and Religion should never be mixed up tgt
1
Medit8or4 days ago
+2
Too late, I’m afraid. Especially in America.
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PippaTulip3 days ago
+1
Mostly in US and Iran. Name one ofher country?
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Medit8or4 days ago
+2
I love how outspoken and on-message he is.
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iyamwhatiyam80004 days ago
+1
His chat with Rubio went as expected.
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anacondra5 days ago
+1
Classic deflection. Oh so it's *God's* problem now.
1
mistake-learned5 days ago
+1
God: i will send my son soon
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lpan0005 days ago
+1
I thought the president is his son
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TbrnkQc5 days ago
+1
Let me get this straight: God can "inspire" leaders to be nice, but chooses not to, unless the Pope explicitly asks?
He sounds nice. Yikes.
1
PrestigiousFlan10914 days ago
+1
What did god say?
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SideInitial39614 days ago
Oh hallucination in the sky, how artest thou? Listen ummm, Leo here. About all that stuff you said? Turns out, no. So ummm. Can you fix it?
God: Have you fully atoned for the evils of your church? Stopped transferring pedophiles around like vacuum cleaner salesmen? lol.
Leo: Nope lol.
God: lol
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Additional_Account925 days ago
Good job! They have managed to even piss off the Pope
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