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News & Current Events Apr 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM

President Trump Announces U.S Navy to Detain Vessels Paying Iranian Hormuz Toll

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President Trump Threatens to Detain Vessels Paying Iranian Hormuz Toll
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President Trump Threatens to Detain Vessels Paying Iranian Hormuz Toll
The US now plans to blockade the Strait of Hormuz entirely if Iran does not allow normal navigation in the region to resume.

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Inevitable_Butthole Apr 12, 2026 +6648
Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz" Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours." "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We are giving them more time." Mar 24: "The war is nearing its end." Mar 25: "We are still negotiating." Mar 26: "Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time." Mar 27: "Talks with iran are going very well" Mar 28: "War will be over soon" Mar 29: "Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we dont" Mar 30: "Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells" Mar 31: "We dont need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK." April 1: "Iran wants a ceasefire" / "Strongly considering pulling out of NATO" / "There's no deal with Iran" April 3:"We can take their oil and make a fortune" April 5:"Open the fuckin strait you crazy bastards or youll be living in hell" April 6:"US could charge for strait of hormuz passage" April 7:"A whole civilization will die tonight" April 8:"Iran accepts ceasefire, the strait is opened" *strait closed* April 9:"NATO allies have days to reopen the strait" April 10:"Iran has no cards" April 11:"We're going to open up the strait" April 12:"US will blockade the strait"
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llixaa Apr 12, 2026 +1796
The crazy part is sending Kushner to negotiate with Iran when [Netanyahu slept in Kushner's family home](https://www.jpost.com/american-politics/when-netanyahu-slept-at-the-kushners-and-other-media-tales-of-trumps-jewish-confidantes-481486) and even in Jared Kushner's own BED. Yet people are surprised that Trump administration is putting Israel first.
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Disastrous_Usual4886 Apr 12, 2026 +84
Netanyahu said some years ago that Fred Trump was one of his closest mentors. Netanyahu worked in New York early in his career and the Trumps befriended him. This is going back to the 70s iirc, so people believing Trump was ever going to hold Israel accountable for anything was laughable.
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Waldo68 Apr 13, 2026 +19
The AIPAC dollars are also carrying a lot of weight im sure
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SuppressWarnings Apr 12, 2026 +299
What, did Netanyahu bed Jared Kushner's own wife, too? It disgusts me that a sitting president is someone that I could see that being a legitimate bargaining chip for, despite recognizing how unlikely that it's the first.
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JX_JR Apr 12, 2026 +260
> What, did Netanyahu bed Jared Kushner's own wife, too? Odd to refer to her as that instead of her preferred title "Trump's sexiest daughter."
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SuppressWarnings Apr 12, 2026 +80
I wouldn't be able to type that phrase without wishing to immerse my hands in an industrial fryer with integrated blender attachment. I've been trying my best to just not think about the horror that is that family and being non-consensually born into it.
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alteraan Apr 12, 2026 +10
succinct American experience
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china-blast Apr 12, 2026 +17
This is my daughter Ivanka. This is my other daughter, Ivanka's sister
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Gaff_Daddy Apr 12, 2026 +13
Jared was a kid and had to give up his room for the guest when Bibi was there to visit Jared’s dad.
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BrianDetomes Apr 12, 2026 +92
AND... Trump pardoned Kushners father to get him out of jail.  ...america.
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VanbyRiveronbucket Apr 12, 2026 +25
Then made the jailbird Ambassador to France,…
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Character_Bug_1862 Apr 12, 2026 +10
I wouldn’t be surprised, these dweebs are really really weird, but is the jpost the best source out there?
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nnnope1 Apr 12, 2026 +315
I love that none of them even have to be paraphrased. This is all straight out of his mouth/rim. This is what concepts of a plan looks like.
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gliese89 Apr 12, 2026 +101
Some of them are paraphrased but yes it doesn’t need to be. I’m too lazy to put together an unparaphrased version. I know it’s paraphrased because some of the real ones are less coherent.
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nnnope1 Apr 12, 2026 +18
Oh ok. Still, the best ones are straight up word for word
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Rafoel Apr 12, 2026 +344
This is a piece of art and it gets better every day, let's make sure it gets preserved for future generations.
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VermillionOcean Apr 12, 2026 +170
You might call it... the art of the deal
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ephesusa Apr 12, 2026 +6
Tremendeous.
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YoHabloEscargot Apr 12, 2026 +137
My prediction: April 13: “We have complete control of the Strait. Total control. Nobody’s ever seen anything like it.” April 14: “We may not need control of the Strait. Frankly, it’s overrated.” April 15: “Iran must agree to terms immediately or consequences will be catastrophic beyond anything ever seen.” April 16: “We are in very productive talks with Iran. Tremendous progress.” April 17: “Our allies have failed us again. We may handle this alone.” April 18: “We never needed anyone. This was always our plan.” April 19: “The war is officially over. A great victory. But we are prepared to act if necessary.”
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Deksametazon_v2 Apr 12, 2026 +42
and 100+ dead each day
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Ghost_of_Till Apr 12, 2026 +31
You're not wrong. The funny thing is, if you shuffled those randomly, what comes out would be just as likely. Insanity.
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QuantumLettuce2025 Apr 12, 2026 +124
I would like to subscribe to this for daily updates.
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QuietKanuk Apr 12, 2026 +10
Easy to do. Press the button at the end of the post with 3 dots, and select "follow comment" I used "save" so I can refer to it later.
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hyrule5 Apr 12, 2026 +44
The workings of a diseased mind that has never known hardship, empathy, humility or intellectual curiosity
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2010_12_24 Apr 12, 2026 +24
Shart of the Deal
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Overnoww Apr 12, 2026 +39
This man is in the White House when he should really be in a room with padded white walls. Imagine being a person who obsessed over Joe Biden's cognitive state and not saying a f****** peep about this guy.
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Atraxa-and1 Apr 12, 2026 +29
> e can take their oil and make a fortune" > > April 5:"Open the fuckin strait you crazy bastards or youll be living in hell" > > April 6:"US could charge for strait of hormuz passage" > > April 7:"A whole civilization will die tonight" > > April 8:"Iran accepts ceasefire, the strait is opened" strait closed Israel Bombs Lebanon
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Federal_Medium5833 Apr 12, 2026 +11
Sounds like a narcissistic abuse relationship.
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AlienSausage Apr 12, 2026 +12557
He want the tolls himself.
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RedLanternScythe Apr 12, 2026 +4530
That's exactly it. Like a mob boss, he wants a cut of everything
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LeftHookLarry12 Apr 12, 2026 +2442
We joke, but he quite literally said this like 5 days ago in an interview I watched lol A reporter asked him if it’s possible we’d see Iran collecting a toll and he said (I’m paraphrasing) , “why not we collect a toll? I’d much rather see that. Your question would be more accurate if you asked if the U.S. would collect a toll.” He also posted on social media (or maybe said in an interview, I can’t remember) about a “joint venture” between U.S. and Iran to toll the straight. Dangerous and deluded. Republican voters really fucked us all and we should not forgive them as they inevitably play dumb later on. Sadly, these f*** ups can’t really be fixed. American hegemony is lost and the consequences (bad and good) will reverberate throughout the remainder of the century. It’s easier to tear things down than to build them up.
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ithilain Apr 12, 2026 +539
> we should not forgive republican voters when they inevitably play dumb later on I mean I don't think they'd be playing dumb in that case, one of the big campaign promises Trump had was no new wars and that Biden/Harris would start WW3 somehow. Sure, anyone with 2 braincells to rub together could see that the opposite was more likely to happen, but that just points to them being actually dumb, not just playing dumb
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captmarx Apr 12, 2026 +327
Somehow, they are dumb AND they’re playing dumb, at the same time.
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Frostemane Apr 12, 2026 +150
They're dumb because they believed him when he said "no new wars", and they're playing dumb by saying shit like "Iran has always been at war with us!!! This isn't a new war!!!!!"
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worst_brain_ever Apr 12, 2026 +118
He didn't mean no new wars, he meant "No! New wars!"
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socksmum1 Apr 12, 2026 +22
I mean as an Australian I feel like Trump has fucked us all. I know our government has left us in a precarious position by off shoring our fuel, but come on America pull your head out of your arse.( obs targeted towards the knobs who support him)
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darienrude_dankstorm Apr 12, 2026 +10
I don't know what you mean by "we joke", I thought the previous commenters are clearly referencing his words.
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BPMMPB Apr 12, 2026 +229
It will be lifted in two days, after all of his friends have bought the dip 
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Bluesphamy Apr 12, 2026 +71
It's crazy that part of what makes him scandal proof are the overwhelming number of scandals
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Penis_Wart Apr 12, 2026 +59
> what makes him scandal proof are ~~the overwhelming number of scandals~~ the legislative and judicial branches doing nothing to stop him.
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oneplustwothreemama Apr 12, 2026 +414
Pay the troll …toll ….!!
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Ancient-Bat1755 Apr 12, 2026 +73
We should write a song about it; Do not diddle kids, it's no good diddling kids. I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter, Not little kids, gotta be big, Older than my wife, older than my daughter, Something like that!
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Nfgzebrahed Apr 12, 2026 +33
"There is no quicker way for people to think that you are friends with Epstein than by giving a speech about it!"
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DuncanConnell Apr 12, 2026 +88
If you wanna get into this boys soul
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Pestilence_XIV Apr 12, 2026 +47
Hole*
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ah_no_wah Apr 12, 2026 +75
Because of the implications
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Gluroo Apr 12, 2026 +51
There might be no man alive more fitting for the implications of r*** and pedophilia than Donald J Trump
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Blahblahman23 Apr 12, 2026 +45
I swear everywhere I go. It could be a food prep sublistnook, there’s an it’s always sunny reference
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Rocco_Gibraltar Apr 12, 2026 +11
Do the other sublistnooks have a spaghetti policy?
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AppealConsistent9801 Apr 12, 2026 +6
No, but they are affluent in bird law.
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human_eyes Apr 12, 2026 +34
Food prep? That's Charlie work
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daniu Apr 12, 2026 +35
I swear Vance got sent with the offer "now that you get a fee for every ship you let through, give us a part or we'll keep bombing you",  and then got kicked out by them for such a tone deaf and insane offer. Trump just can't grasp the concept then not being in it to enrich themselves without boundaries. 
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MorrowPlotting Apr 12, 2026 +1229
And do what, exactly? You’re telling me the US Navy will use military force against Chinese ships attempting to freely travel in international waters? Will we use military force against NATO allies? What about Daddy Putin? If ever there was a TACO in our near future, it’s now. Trump won’t follow through on this and the US is weaker because of his bluff.
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rd1970 Apr 12, 2026 +339
And Iran just has to sit back and laugh. Trump has really painted himself into a corner with this. The American military now has to either attack the ships of countries like China or put it's tail between its legs and p**** out.
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Due-Currency-3193 Apr 12, 2026 +37
Trump snatches defeat, not from the jaws of victory because there is none for the US, but at every other opportunity. He wanted a war despite already having a war in Ukraine. But he wanted his own war not one that Biden had anything to do with.
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Prestigious_Yak8551 Apr 12, 2026 +86
Iran could also release another slapping lego song. Cant wait!
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PlainBread Apr 13, 2026 +33
I wish they'd release the unredacted Epstein Files instead.
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-Yazilliclick- Apr 12, 2026 +54
So that in a few days he can lift his own blockade and announce he's opened the strait like everyone was asking for.
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AnomalyNexus Apr 12, 2026 +15
This definitely feels like a tweet first think later situation
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lezaros Apr 12, 2026 +9
Ship insurance companies can and will require ships to navigate through safe waters. They will charge a premium for ships attempting to navigate the strait of Hormuz. The companies that run these ships will pay the fee, but the cost of shipping will increase drastically. There is no guarantee they will even get through so the shipments will have to be diverted through other routes. Either way the price of shipping will increase.
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ITSA-GONGSHOW Apr 12, 2026 +146
Naval blockades are an act of war. If he thinks he's gonna pirate oil headed for Asian allies, and other nations, it's not a good idea. In a lot of way I feel like he's trying to provoke a world war. If that's true, why? If that answer to that is to avoid the Epstein files, he truly is the worst leader potentially in history. Think about it, sending people into conflict to die to save yourself from the repercussions of your evil deeds. Truly disgusting.
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Zeri-coaihnan Apr 12, 2026 +27
Netanyahu is making it work for him. Same motivation; staying out of prison at any price. Damn the cost and consequence.
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Historical_View1359 Apr 12, 2026 +10696
Is that not an act of war?
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DentalATT Apr 12, 2026 +8893
It is both an act of war and piracy.
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BananaProne Apr 12, 2026 +2002
Trump trynna find the one piece
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oncemorewithpheline Apr 12, 2026 +541
King Wapol irl
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Brodimere Apr 12, 2026 +258
Celestial Dragon, but somehow looks more innbred.
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Kram_Hammer Apr 12, 2026 +65
Guarding the Epstien Files like it's the meaning of D.
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SneakyPanduh Apr 12, 2026 +25
Ate that “don’t give a f*** fruit.”
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QEDemon Apr 12, 2026 +16
The dum-dum fruit
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antmars Apr 12, 2026 +54
We Are! We Are! At Hormuz! We Are!
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Law-of-Poe Apr 12, 2026 +634
Americans should never forgive republican voters for the destruction they’ve done to the standing of our country
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Salford1969 Apr 12, 2026 +124
And all the members of the Republican House and Senate members that allowed him to do it all unchecked
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Thurak0 Apr 12, 2026 +46
> allowed Why the past tense? They are every single day actively allowing him to do the shit he does. Every single day they can impeach him again and remove him from office.
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trahoots Apr 12, 2026 +6
They used to allow him to do it. They still do, but they used to too.
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datenschwanz Apr 12, 2026 +16
It's a good thing Congress isn't alive to see this!
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Au2288 Apr 12, 2026 +170
It’s not only them to blame, they’re going to do what they do. It’s the non voters imo. They did nothing & now complain about everything with no remorse.
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Skin4theWin Apr 12, 2026 +90
Technically not piracy, that requires a private entity to take the ship. But 100% illegal and Cassus belli justification for that nation to go to war with the US or at least fire on ships that try to seize theirs Edit: spelling
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brickne3 Apr 12, 2026 +6
I'm sure there are plenty of people lining up to be that private entity, he's just negotiating his cut.
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RawrRawr83 Apr 12, 2026 +29
I guess he feels like he got away with blowing up all those Venezuelan boats
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katalysis Apr 12, 2026 +194
What is blowing up commercial ships for sailing an international waterway unless they pay a fee?
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autoreaction Apr 12, 2026 +186
The same. But If you decide to pay because your country depends on the oil, stopping them again is the same act. So the USA are on the level of Iran now. Great.
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Karinka_LI Apr 12, 2026 +110
We were the villain in this story as soon as it started. If Trump says one thing and Iran another who would you believe?
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autoreaction Apr 12, 2026 +76
Nobody. There are no good actors in this war. It´s illegal and Iran has every right to defend itself. That doesnt make the regime any good though. Both countries are in their own way the bad guys and in the wrong. I believe nobody anything.
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birgor Apr 12, 2026 +13
Both are crimes against the Laws of the Sea. With international trade as the primary victim.
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skip-all Apr 12, 2026 +273
More like an act of insanity.
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MassivelyCrew Apr 12, 2026 +54
The Shart of the Deal.
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mrboomx Apr 12, 2026 +367
Assassinating their leadership is also an act of war.
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Mypornnameis_ Apr 12, 2026 +261
But the vessels would be third party countries, right? Like if you detain a Chinese ship isn't that an act of war against China?
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Purplepeal Apr 12, 2026 +112
Whats to stop the crew ignoring the illegal US order? Would they be boarded and taken prisoner and US then steal the cargo?  Can't see the US attacking these ships so that seems the most likely outcome.. Would be very interesting if China's navy came along to e***** their own tankers through. Then what's Fantaface gonna do?  He isnt gonna attack a Chinese warship. What an absolute prick.
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Buckets-O-Yarr Apr 12, 2026 +222
"He isnt gonna attack a Chinese warship." You are far more certain about this than I am.
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jordon4ca93 Apr 12, 2026 +75
"He isn't gonna attack a Chinese warship." Is some insane level of foreshadowing. I'm gonna get the popcorn ready.
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TheNosferatu Apr 12, 2026 +23
It sounds a lot like an opinion I used to have; "There is no way Russia is *actually* gonna invade Ukraine, say what you will about Putin but he isn't *that* stupid."
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Seanspeed Apr 12, 2026 +20
I think top military officials(other than Hegseth) would press back VERY hard if Trump tried to make such an order.
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man-vs-spider Apr 12, 2026 +51
Top military officials that have been fired?
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WafflePartyOrgy Apr 12, 2026 +14
During a House hearing last week Hegseth was asked, "How many generals have you fired?" He responded, "I don't know the number." A member of Congress replied, "It's eight. Why did you fire them?" Hegseth: "At the pleasure of the president..." >These actions are part of a broader, rapid restructuring of the military by Hegseth, targeting what he calls "woke" leadership and *aiming to reduce the number of high-ranking generals and admirals* (who could press back at all when he makes such orders).
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slartibartfast64 Apr 12, 2026 +20
Hasn't the US already taken an oil tanker that was headed from Venezuela to Cuba or something like that?  I could be wrong. It's hard to keep up and frankly I'm too disgusted to research it.
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APieceofChees3 Apr 12, 2026 +39
One hell of a difference between Venezuela and China though
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slartibartfast64 Apr 12, 2026 +18
No argument there. Just noting that the "stealing other countries' ships" line has already been crossed, so it's not a question of whether the US would do such a thing.  Now it's just a question of which countries are untouchable and which aren't.
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BAHatesToFly Apr 12, 2026 +24
I think they mean in regards to countries that are not Iran.
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AT-ST Apr 12, 2026 +29
No shit, but Iran isn't the country we are talking about doing a war against right now. If the US Navy captures a Chinese ship, that is an act of war against China.
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imnojezus Apr 12, 2026 +53
What part of Trump’s history made you think that he would honor his own ceasefire?
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SnooOpinions8790 Apr 12, 2026 +116
It is an act of war against Iran. [https://ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/ihl-treaties/san-remo-manual-1994](https://ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/ihl-treaties/san-remo-manual-1994) Iran blockading the Straits of Hormuz under threat of violent attack is also - obviously - an act of war.
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RevoDS Apr 12, 2026 +85
Breaking news: acts of war happen during ~~war~~ special military operation
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Vegetable-Hold9182 Apr 12, 2026 +4388
Let see them stop Chinese, Russian and European tankers
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Poupulino Apr 12, 2026 +2369
Russian and Chinese will pass, but he'll try to mess with the European ones since he doesn't respect Europe.
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Sometimes-funny Apr 12, 2026 +766
Just Europe? Didn’t he threaten Canada, pinch the Venezuela president, currently f****** up the middle east etc etc. he doesn’t respect anyone, well maybe putin, remember the red carpet when he visited?
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Math_31416 Apr 12, 2026 +205
yeah but these countries don't really use Hormuz as much as China or Europe.
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maxstader Apr 12, 2026 +61
Canada exports oil. Hormuz directly affects countries than need to import, indirectly Canada pays more since our oil is on the global market...but our oil isnt going through Hormuz
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mvrander Apr 12, 2026 +95
It's nothing to do with respect. Putin instructed him to destabilise the US/EU relations and he's doing exactly that
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No_Notice_7737 Apr 12, 2026 +54
Wait til Europe start selling US debt and taking their gold out of the US. Have you forgot the whole Greenland episode?
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Krekie Apr 12, 2026 +52
France already took last of it's gold like a week ago IIRC
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physalisx Apr 12, 2026 +40
US bonds continue collapsing in the aftermath of all this shit is one of the deciding nails in the coffin for the US economy. It's actually kind of amazing. The fall of the US empire was almost guaranteed anyway, with or without Trump, but the way that he's speedrunning it through his unbelievable incompetence is quite impressive.
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Vapour_Trails Apr 12, 2026 +11
It is as the great Hari Seldon foretold.
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Murky_Meaning2129 Apr 12, 2026 +215
Don’t forget Indian, Pakistani, Malaysian ships too Speedrunning 1 vs the world is an interesting strategy
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QueefSeekingMissile Apr 12, 2026 +36
Oh man can we teach trump to play civilization? Like let's see him try to actually win a wargame with his own brains. The crashout would be apocalyptic. Like metaphorically- instead of real apocalypse though.
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joe5joe7 Apr 12, 2026 +29
This game civ, many people say its a great game. I don't know. I'm not seeing it. I had a great start, an incredible start, many people are saying the best start. Resources, I had the LUXURY resources, so many resources. So beautiful. And then these BARBARIANS, no one tells you about the barbarians, start attacking. Boom out of no where there's BARBARIANS attacking me and pillaging my beautiful resources. It's a total mess. No one knows how to stop these BARBARIANS. Then china, CHINA denounces me because I'm winning so much, and they don't like winning. They don't like winning in china, only losers like this Wu character. They made up a whole character just to lose in a game. So sad. And they CHEATED to have such a big army. There's no way they have a bigger army on turn 50, my big beautiful army with 3 archers and 2 magnificent warriors. Really beautiful warriors. "Advisors" keep telling me to build libraries, FAKE NEWS, I already have a library. It's huge, and has so many books. Many people say it's the most books. I've read all of them, really the best books. But they want me building more libraries. Really terrible advisors, worst I've seen. And tbe deals, no one does deals like me in this game. But the AI doesn't understand deals, they just say no even though I can crush them with my HUGE army. 3 archers, how could they stop me? I'm not going to attack though. That wouldn't be nice. But I might, I might attack. They don't know. But they keep saying no to my deals, so bad so fake. The game was made in MARYLAND. Very blue state, very unfair state, and you can tell its coded with TDS. Very biased coding. I have to be this no name president that didn't even exist when they could have put me in the game. Can you imagine that? How powerful America would be with Trump? But it would be too powerful it would break their game. I called Heather Firaxis and she said they couldn't do it it would be too powerful. But they should, and they will!
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-Work_Account- Apr 12, 2026 +8
He wouldn’t have the patience to get out the Ancient Era
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xSaRgED Apr 12, 2026 +36
It worked for me in Civ 5. Maybe that’s where these plans came from.
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Ikuwayo Apr 12, 2026 +62
This f****** idiot is starting fights with all these different countries, while simultaneously alienating all his allies
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gakule Apr 12, 2026 +30
If Trump and his fellow Republicans are trying to weaken the United States and remove them from power, they're doing a fantastic job. Unfortunately, I think Trump is just the pied Piper of brainless idiots and they're all cheering him on.
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According-Bet-141 Apr 12, 2026 +921
The russians would be able to pass,, of course. They're from Trump's boss.
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Ohdake Apr 12, 2026 +42
Yeah, this is the thing... This could escalate way beyond Iran very, very quickly. Wonder how the USA would act if there are armed soldiers aboard the tankers. Or if the tankers are escorted by naval vessels.
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Excitium Apr 12, 2026 +18
I don't think China is paying any toll to go through though. So after telling his own allies to go and get the oil out of the strait themselves, he's now planning to detain their vessels for doing what he told them to do? How utterly ridiculous...
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Brilliant_Coffee_721 Apr 12, 2026 +3842
Ironic to see the US Navy, created to protect US commerce from pirates, actually become pirates. 
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canopey Apr 12, 2026 +1047
A captured pirate was brought before Alexander the Great. "How dare you molest the sea?" asked Alexander. "How dare you molest the whole world?" the pirate replied, and continued: "Because I do it with a little ship only, I am called a thief; you, doing it with a great navy, are called an emperor.
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theclownwithafrown Apr 12, 2026 +335
Bob Dylan said in his song Sweetheart Like You from his 80s album Infidels "steal a little and they'll throw you in jail, steal a lot and they'll make you king"
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apolloxer Apr 12, 2026 +73
Kill one, you're a murderer. Kill ten, you're a monster. Kill a thousand, you're a hero.
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Oceanbreeze871 Apr 12, 2026 +112
The US military only exists to manipulate the stock market nowadays.
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MephistoHamProducts Apr 12, 2026 +12
> The US military only exists to manipulate the stock market nowadays. The Ghost of Smedley Butler would like to point out that none of this is new.
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cacecil1 Apr 12, 2026 +31
Look at me, I'm the pirate now
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stonk_fish Apr 12, 2026 +1064
Given this is in international waters, a military ship attacking or blockading a civilian vessel is literally piracy.
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SelfSufficientHub Apr 12, 2026 +230
Trump is the boy who cried wolf if the boy was also the wolf
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FluffyDoomPatrol Apr 12, 2026 +55
And the wolf also raped other kids.
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ParisGreenGretsch Apr 12, 2026 +17
You're right. Also, my brain is eating itself.
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mion81 Apr 12, 2026 +23
But *they* did it first /s
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mistermeesh Apr 12, 2026 +30
And this is why anyone who doesn't disobey Trump's illegal orders deserve whatever happens to them.
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The_Frozen_Inferno Apr 12, 2026 +382
New grift unlocked
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leisurechef Apr 12, 2026 +49
Markets will open & tank, then Taco!
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CuriousTauri Apr 12, 2026 +1151
I want out of this stupid timeline.
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[deleted] Apr 12, 2026 +86
[removed]
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JayRymer Apr 12, 2026 +29
2 Phantom 2 Furious
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LyptusConnoisseur Apr 12, 2026 +118
Next check point is this November for some braking. And then November of 2028. Americans wanted this timeline in 2024.
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JuggernautMountain86 Apr 12, 2026 +247
Wait lemme get this straight…now the USA is doing what they wanted Iran to stop doing?
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Slipsonic Apr 12, 2026 +85
I guess it a contest of who can close the strait the hardest.
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JuggernautMountain86 Apr 12, 2026 +33
“Nobody can close the strait like me” -DJT
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UUMD Apr 12, 2026 +506
This f***** is just flailing. And the world is paying for it.
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LincolnHighwater Apr 12, 2026 +123
In his first term he had people protecting him from his moronic impulses. Now... Not so much.
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UUMD Apr 12, 2026 +125
His first term he royally, epicly, comically effed up our COVID response. As a result, several hundred thousand Americans needlessly died. And some Americans wanted more of that, and voted him back in. Now, Trump has expanded his royal, epic, comic failure franchise to the globe. Imagine how mad the rest of the world is. They had NOTHING to do right the fact that oil prices are rising and economies are suffering. And it was All. So. Predictable.
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Exciting-Emu-3324 Apr 12, 2026 +58
The worst part of COVID was that COVID was the perfect scapegoat for his failures.
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Sudden-Purchase-8371 Apr 12, 2026 +8
All Trump had to do to COAST to victory in '20 was to listen the doctors and say "we're going to do what the experts say to do in a pandemic."
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mk1971 Apr 12, 2026 +386
He's trying to manipulate the markets. Hell but low tomorrow then reverse this statement the next day. There's a pattern forming here.
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TrevorDangler Apr 12, 2026 +113
Forming? Bruh he's been at this schtick since he took office. If people can't see the pattern, I question their eyesight, intelligence, or both.
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Ok-Spirit-4074 Apr 12, 2026 +51
Us will spend 1 billion dollars a day to stop Iran from making 20 million dollars a day. The economy wont get better but we are WINNING BIGLY This is MAGA logic We will gladly spend the 20 million we would get from fees to cost Americans 1 billion dollars per day as they lose their 4th Vietnam. This is Iran logic Dont get mad at me, you voted for this MAGA.
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_bk_adv Apr 12, 2026 +1020
Equal parts act of war AND piracy. Republicans in Congress have no spine for allowing this to go on. He needs to be removed or the other option.
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4FriedChickens_Coke Apr 12, 2026 +185
They support this
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LumberjackJack Apr 12, 2026 +76
As long as they aren't held accountable, they'll hold this position
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Disc0Disc0Disc0 Apr 12, 2026 +51
Republicans are making money off the insider info
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Pierre-Gringoire Apr 12, 2026 +41
No way he stops China-bound ships. TACO incoming.
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Alleandros Apr 12, 2026 +32
Hey kids! What time is it? That's right, it's Market Manipulation Monday!
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cravingnoodles Apr 12, 2026 +133
This is embarassing, and I'm not even american.
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Snations Apr 12, 2026 +78
Trust me, it’s painful on a molecular level. 
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steve_ample Apr 12, 2026 +66
They must pay him instead. Through his shitcoin.
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Wheels9690 Apr 12, 2026 +43
Would he just f****** disappear already Jesus f****** christ
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Odd_Dragonfly_1834 Apr 12, 2026 +56
Tuesday he will give up again and won’t go through with it
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MinimumBigman Apr 12, 2026 +27
Just in time for 🌮Tuesday
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Past_Key_1054 Apr 12, 2026 +222
Yar that be piracy matey!
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Karazhan Apr 12, 2026 +81
Isn't that basically robbery? Someone paid for something, and America is just going to go take it from them?? Stop the planet, I want to get off.
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Zlatan_Ibrahimovic Apr 12, 2026 +9
Piracy is the word you're looking for.
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Hey_HaveAGreatDay Apr 12, 2026 +35
Jesus Christ. We were all worried he was going to bring us back to the 50s, mfer taking us all the way back to 1726 peak piracy
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Hans_Delbruck Apr 12, 2026 +15
Once again Congress, this is where you are supposed to step in
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EmbarrassedCockRing Apr 12, 2026 +16
There really wasn't even a concept of a plan beyond the initial bombing campaigns, was there... Absolute pure cinema.
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HistoryVibesCanJive Apr 12, 2026 +16
The Strait of Hormuz has been functionally closed to commercial shipping since early March, not by formal declaration, but by Iranian attacks, threats, and now the selective permission of passage through an Iranian-controlled route in exchange for tolls paid to Tehran. A US blockade is not being announced into a neutral maritime environment. It is being layered on top of an existing Iranian interdiction regime, with inverted rules. Commercial vessels now face two navies with opposing orders: Iran will permit transit if the toll is paid, and Washington has announced it will seize any vessel in international waters that paid it. The merchant marine that the blockade is ostensibly designed to protect is being asked to choose which of two naval authorities to defy. That is not a freedom-of-navigation operation. It is a trap that the commercial operator is standing inside, with one exit priced by Tehran and the other criminalized by Washington. The operational weakness of the announcement is that the math is already favoring compliance with Iran. Ship & Bunker reports that at current commodity prices, shipping companies are willing to pay the Iranian toll because the cost passes through to the buyer and the voyage completes. That means the population of "vessels that have paid a toll to Iran" is not a small set of bad actors available for clean interdiction. It is potentially the majority of commercial traffic through a chokepoint that handles roughly a fifth of the world's seaborne oil, including cargo bound for Japan, South Korea, India, and European refiners. An interdiction regime at that scale is not enforceable. It collapses on the first Chinese-flagged tanker that refuses to be boarded, on the first allied government that declines to honor the seizure of cargo it has purchased, or on the first shipment Washington has to wave through to avoid a diplomatic rupture with a treaty ally. The announcement assumes the commercial world will comply. The commercial world has already shown, by paying Iran, that it follows whichever authority the math favors. The math does not currently favor Washington. TL;DR: Washington announced a blockade that only works if Beijing, New Delhi, Tokyo, and Seoul pretend it does.
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Bored_pats_fan Apr 12, 2026 +11
There is no way China is going to be "chill" about us detaining or worse preventing them from getting their oil. Think about what China can do to our economy if they decided to dump U. S. treasuries. What a shitshow.
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stevenriley1 Apr 12, 2026 +12
Other nations are going to see that as piracy on the high seas. It’s one thing if he does it to some small little country who can’t fight back, but it sounds like he plans on stopping ships from major countries. Countries have gone to war for a lot less than this.
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Nate506411 Apr 12, 2026 +27
So piracy. This f****** moron is openly ordering piracy in International waters. Congress, this is the whole f****** point of your existence, do your job.
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CakeTown Apr 12, 2026 +40
Here’s more of those illegal orders we’ve all been warning about
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StarsofSobek Apr 12, 2026 +9
Whatever happened to the duty to deny illegal orders?
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ANTILAMER13 Apr 12, 2026 +32
Did you pay them ? No! Ok, you can go.
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TheGreatStories Apr 12, 2026 +9
The response to "no," will be the US demanding a toll for "safe passage". 
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Goat_inna_Tree Apr 12, 2026 +7
Did you pay them? No! OK, pay ME, then you can go.
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VexedCanadian84 Apr 12, 2026 +27
He's mad Iran told him no when he asked for a cut of the tolls. This is how he negotiates. He bluffs. He threatens. And he folds
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BritishBoy88 Apr 12, 2026 +18
Everyone needs to start sanctioning USA
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Efficient_Sky5173 Apr 12, 2026 +9
The clown wasn’t satisfied with the attention of 350 million Americans, he needs all 8 billion. All because his father never praised him. Someone convince him to do therapy, before he sets the world on fire.
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Boys4Ever Apr 12, 2026 +44
Good thing we didn't elect Harris. She was destined for WW3 /s
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WaterFantastic2394 Apr 12, 2026 +8
I seriously doubt he is going to detain Chinese and Russian ships. But let’s watch the show
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Intelligent_Kick_436 Apr 12, 2026 +8
Some context regarding UN and US laws now broken by the U.S: United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS): [https://www.un.org/Depts/los/convention\_agreements/texts/unclos/part7.htm](https://www.un.org/Depts/los/convention_agreements/texts/unclos/part7.htm) Article 87: 1. The high seas are open to all States, whether coastal or land-locked. Freedom of the high seas is exercised under the conditions laid down by this Convention and by other rules of international law. It comprises, *inter alia*, both for coastal and land-locked States: (a) freedom of navigation; *Article 88: Reservation of the high seas for peaceful purposes* \- The high seas shall be reserved for peaceful purposes. *Article 89: Invalidity of claims of sovereignty over the high seas* \- No State may validly purport to subject any part of the high seas to its sovereignty. [https://www.congress.gov/crs-product/IF12578](https://www.congress.gov/crs-product/IF12578) " U.S. law concerning domestic maritime issues and law of the sea **parallel** many UNCLOS provisions **concerning state control and regulation** of territorially adjacent waters, **navigation through and use of the high seas**"
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Ancient_Influence389 Apr 12, 2026 +8
I don't see China allowing their ships to be detained by the United States.
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Isoturius Apr 12, 2026 +8
This f***** is going to cause WW3
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thesword62 Apr 12, 2026 +8
Or what? Is the USA going to fire on commercial vessels??
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ass_grass_or_ham Apr 12, 2026 +7
We’re just the assholes of the world now. We have to impeach, remove, indict and convict him if we want to build back any of our international relationships.
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cyberianscribe Apr 12, 2026 +35
This reminds me: Back in 1941 America imposed an embargo on oil and gasoline exports to Japan…A few months later - Japan attacked Pearl Harbour.
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IamAbridgeTroll Apr 12, 2026 +7
TACO Monday coming
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Rays_Boom_Boom_Room1 Apr 12, 2026 +6
I’m sorry. The president is simply a fool
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Haizenburg1 Apr 12, 2026 +7
This MF thinks he can do a shake down, in an area that he has no control over? 🫡
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MadmanMarkMiller Apr 12, 2026 +8
Sooo piracy. That's just straightup piracy.
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ZealousidealBear93 Apr 12, 2026 +8
Couldn’t open it, so make it closeder?
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gordonjames62 Apr 12, 2026 +6
A quick question If USA blocks shipping in International waters, is that considered piracy?
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FelixtheFarmer Apr 12, 2026 +8
Can't wait to see him trying to interdict a Chinese ship with a People's Liberation Army Navy e*****, what could possibly go wrong ?
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