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Sardanapalm Mar 27, 2026 +25

Classical "elect a clown, expect a circus" moment

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geologicalnoise Mar 27, 2026 +24

Dear Trump administration, The source of the hackers is in... Iran. Please deposit my $10 million by end of the business day.

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XarmtheinsaneX Mar 27, 2026 +14

Release the Trumpstein files.

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WkndCake Mar 27, 2026 +6

How does it go again? My enemy's enemies are my frienemies?

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literallytwisted Mar 27, 2026 +6

Did they find anything useful or is it just "reset password" emails from p*** and sports betting sites?

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wendyd4rl1ng Mar 27, 2026 +3

I'm guessing they got into some personal burner account he had used a while ago and forgotten about. So probably not anything actually interesting in terms of recent events or overall politics. Maybe there's some dirt on his past business dealings.

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jimibimi Mar 27, 2026 +6

$10 Million? Of my dollars, and yours. Spend that money bringing child rapists to justice instead

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ZebraSandwich4Lyf Mar 27, 2026 +3

Don't worry, it's being offered by the Trump administration which means they won't pay a single dime even if they get what they want.

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Sought_After Mar 27, 2026 +2

Washington would be a ghost town if they did..

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Glittering_Value8739 Mar 27, 2026 +1

RELEASE THE FILES Everything else is a distraction

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Equivalent-Sun-4499 Mar 27, 2026 +1

Right now Kash is wondering how much of his Trump/Hegseth slash fan fic the Iranians have gotten ahold of.

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ZonghZonghZongh Mar 27, 2026 +1

I hope they leak it all, and we get to see what Kash really thinks of his boss and the Epstein Files.

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reddittorbrigade Mar 27, 2026 +1

Unless Patel's email contains Epstein files showing Trump raping those kids, 10M seems too huge as a reward.

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Top_Baker595 Mar 27, 2026 +1

Yeah, thought password123 was no longer allowed on Gmail.

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Hot_Poetry_6475 Mar 28, 2026 +1

Stupid is as stupid does

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Th3FinalStarman Mar 28, 2026 +1

Did they "claim" or did they...publish the photos? Did Fortune do any actual journalism here?

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Additional_Quiet2600 Mar 27, 2026

Religious zealots don't care about money. I don't support it but I understand their point.

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TheTeenageOldman Mar 27, 2026 +1

Disagree. Religious zealotry costs, especially if you want to spread it around and bring other people into the cause.

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Additional_Quiet2600 Mar 27, 2026 +1

History dictates that they are willing to take it to the chin and keep fighting with massive losses. They feel like they are in a fight for survival, and they are. It might cost, but they won't stop. We opened Pandora's Box and now it can't be closed. Just wait until we hit Iran enough that they hit desalinization plants across the middle east. If you understand what happens after that, then you won't disagree. US military bases have taken major hits already.

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TheTeenageOldman Mar 27, 2026 +2

Of course they're willing to take it on the chin because most of these people at the top of these religious movements, whether they be big or small groups, tend not to have much else going on.

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Additional_Quiet2600 Mar 27, 2026 +1

As it always has been.

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Pro-Iranian hackers claim they breached FBI Director Kash Patel's personal email as Trump administration offers $10 million reward

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