To be fair, the cost of defenestration is very low to begin with.
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sloowhandMar 27, 2026
+3
Basically just the cost of gym memberships for defenestrators.
3
Even_Editor_8228Mar 28, 2026
+1
And maybe the cost of a few window panes depending on whether you still consider it defenestration when the window is gone.
1
nhSnorkMar 27, 2026
+5
Which does share a fair bunch of letters with "defenestration".
5
monkeyhowardMar 27, 2026
+1
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GoodPacingMar 27, 2026
+24
Tmr we gonna have a news talk about a Russian rich dude with 5 wives committed Suicide bc he has too much money.
24
Automatic-Prompt-450Mar 27, 2026
+28
"Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery, i have nothing left to live for" - that guy, probably
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Financial_Pick3281Mar 27, 2026
+5
Let's follow up this steak that was too juicy with a cup of tea brought over by that nice gentleman over there that I haven't seen before.
5
Dr_DoesNothingMar 27, 2026
+3
If everything is always awesome I can see how you could kill yourself by shooting yourself in the back of the head 3 times
3
firedmyassMar 27, 2026
+1
“… tell my story”
1
MechaD13579Mar 27, 2026
+3
And left a “hand written note” leaving all his money to Putin.
3
OddAssumptionMar 27, 2026
+2
*putin asks calmly*
2
Slight-Ad-6553Mar 27, 2026
+1
those windows are so unsafe in Russia and other places in the world
1
jazzy095Mar 27, 2026
+1
Exactly what I was going to say
1
rustorenMar 27, 2026
+899
I'm sure he has started the campaign off by making the first donation.
899
-_GIZMO_Mar 27, 2026
+445
Dude OWNS russia, so technically.. yeah, he spent his own funds.
Him asking the oligarchs just sounds like some pr move, he has a history of just taking the assets he needs
445
Emperor_Pedro_IIMar 27, 2026
+172
hes a mobster, hes just doing mob things
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ThisguymootMar 27, 2026
+65
Oh lord. Just imagine how much Donny is gonna look at this and feel inspired.
65
TheWizardOfFriesMar 27, 2026
+56
Good thing Trump is a weak pathetic cowardly piece of shit, unlike Putin, who is very much a mobster. And a piece of shit
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VigilantMaumauMar 27, 2026
+4
trump reportedly made 4 billion in the last one year by leveraging the presidency.
4
revilo-1988Mar 27, 2026
+9
Wen er das von den us Oligarchen nimmt wäre das evtl mal was positives
9
IcedpyreMar 27, 2026
+4
Unless it's to start illegal wars. Not so good.
4
Opening_Ad6430Mar 27, 2026
+1
He doesn't have to, they just make money out of thin air. That's the advantage of having the US dollar as the world reserve currency.
1
alteromMar 27, 2026
+20
>Him asking the oligarchs just sounds like some pr move, he has a history of just taking the assets he needs
It's like me asking my piggy bank to give me money.
Surprise, it complies eagerly.
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mauore11Mar 27, 2026
+14
He has sent thousands to their deaths. It’s a risk he is always willing to take.
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Electronic_Lunch_980Mar 27, 2026
+5
yeah..but they took the money before death
5
Karsh14Mar 27, 2026
+29
Yeah you can’t say no, it’s *not* the implication, it’s an open threat. And saying no will definitely get you harmed.
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uselessandexpensiveMar 27, 2026
+9
A private request would leak and be embarrassing. He had to ask publicly so that he could advertise it as a patriotic campaign rather than a massive failure of governmental structure.
9
Enhydra67Mar 27, 2026
+7
No he doesn't. Those people just happen to fall out of windows and their funds are then willingly given to the state.[suspicious russian deaths since 2022](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspicious_Russia-related_deaths_since_2022)
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GatorNator83Mar 27, 2026
+3
You think the oligarchs keep the assets in Russia? Heck no, they keep most of it in offshore accounts etc so it can’t be taken away from them. Then they can say “but I am a poor person, look I don’t have much, but I can give a small portion from my currently visible assets.”
3
BackgroundOutcome438Mar 27, 2026
+2
Yes thats what I thought , he has access to it already
2
Possibly_Naked_NowMar 27, 2026
+1
He's got to be on thin ice at the moment. Even Kings had to give in to pressure from their wealthy subjects at some point.
1
redditismylawyerMar 27, 2026
+34
He asks…..
Mostly to help save oligarchs from high-rise window _suicides_
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DisbigmamashouseMar 27, 2026
+8
I doubt he is really asking... This is more informing the public of his plans..
8
hotpopc0rnMar 27, 2026
+2
Or have started a campaign of oligarchs, making plan to take him out
2
HoldFast31Mar 27, 2026
+2
All that money ultimately belongs to Putin, that's just how Russia works. Elon doesn't even hold a candle to Putin's wealth.
Pooty spending his own money on the war is neat, though. I like that!
2
qix96Mar 27, 2026
+1
He started off the campaign by having a Journalist ask him, "How come all those people who don't listen to you are dead now?". And he glanced at the oligarch audience with a smirk on his face while not answering the question.
1
Savoir_faire81Mar 27, 2026
+325
That may just be the weakest thing I have ever seen that Putin has done.
When have you ever seen a dictator ask for anything like this?
If hes really down to asking for money to continue a war he started then he really isn't long for his position.
325
Federal-Guess7420Mar 27, 2026
+169
The war had to get paid for, and the average russian is struggling. Rather than raise taxes this allows the oligarchs to show the russian people that they are volunteering to shoulder the burden of the war.
Its pretty solid propaganda if you ask me. Just manipulating people into thinking they are getting generous gifts from the greedy people ruling them.
169
Dry-Term7880Mar 27, 2026
+64
Propaganda for sure. He can just seize assets as he’s done so much in the past. The so called oligarchs now are regime puppets. The true past oligarchs who didn’t conform either died or left
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18MazdaCX5Mar 27, 2026
+26
Yea.. they donate their money... and the average person gets forcibly sent off to die. Fair trade.
Just like Trump's government says... we all have to sacrifice something eh?
26
daniel_22sssMar 27, 2026
+4
Most soldiers that Russia has right now were recruited with money. They are not conscripts.
So they 100% deserve everything they get.
4
throwawayjonesIVMar 27, 2026
+1
This is true idk why the downvotes. The “they don’t want to be there” narrative is bullshit in 2026
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shatikusMar 27, 2026
+4
It isn't working as well as they would hope. You can spin any fairytale you want but at the end of the day a person goes for groceries and there is no covering this particular unpleasantness. Then this person goes for a walk and sees his favourite local cafe closing down, he goes to the shopping mall and sees 'rent' placeholders instead of shops, the list goes on. They can (and do) lie 24/7 but reality have this strange habit of not confirming to whatever bullshit is being broadcasted.
Also they already raised taxes and continue to scrape the barrel for whatever money they can. After all, the shriveled-d***-in-charge (that's his official title) only cares about the war
4
snickkyMar 27, 2026
+3
he did raise the tax this year already
3
Savings_Drink8718Mar 27, 2026
+3
The only reason Putin still sits on his chair is because the effects of the war aren't felt by the average Russian the soldiers fighting aren't conscripts relying instead on "volunteers" from impoverished regions.
The sanctions only meant that Western Brands were replaced by Chinese ones and oil remain sold through intermediary countries like India while the rubble remained stable through capital controls and interest rates as long life goes on for the common people they won't rebel.
3
buldozrMar 27, 2026
+2
Well, the grim economic reality, as well as increasingly draconian repressive measures, start chipping on that sense of near-normalcy more and more. The recent internet shutdown in Moscow and St. Petersburg really bore down on the formerly prosperous Russians. To the point that we have seen outbursts of criticism from some people who were known to be ultra-loyal.
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LudwigofthepotatopplMar 27, 2026
+1
voluntold to shoulder the monetary burden.
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SpiritualGanache2361Mar 27, 2026
+21
That would be a weakness if they actually had the option to refuse. As it stands, it’s just standard propaganda: an aging leader is still portrayed as strong and companies are expected to publicly show their support.
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jpiroMar 27, 2026
+17
Yep. If he has to ask, things there are worse than we know. (For him, at least.)
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ProteinFarts_Mar 27, 2026
+1
He's not actually asking, he's creating internal propaganda showing oligarchs sacrificing for the good of the people so they feel more united in the suffering caused by their poor economy. In actuality if we wanted the funds of these oligarchs and they resisted, he would just kill their families and throw them out a window.
1
jupiterkansasMar 27, 2026
+16
Kings in England used to get assassinated for asking the wealthy to fund wars.
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_evilalien_Mar 27, 2026
+10
Not an unlikely fate for Vladi Whoreson either.
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someocculthandMar 27, 2026
+4
Putler seems better protected than most kings from the days of yore, though.
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RitaredditonceMar 27, 2026
+8
More like being volentold to donate.
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SuccessionWarFanMar 27, 2026
+2
Yeah, it makes me wonder why he doesn’t just have them thrown out of a window and then have their assets seized. I suspect Putin’s at the point that having more oligarchs killed finally gives them enough incentive to plot against him.
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0011101000101010Mar 27, 2026
+2
It’s a propaganda piece. Putin doesn’t ask, he just takes by force.
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AldrenMar 27, 2026
+1
Trump asks for this kind of stuff all the time
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Tay_Tay86Mar 27, 2026
+1
It happened in rome often. Historically it's not an uncommon practice
1
Silver-End9570Mar 27, 2026
+1
So I want to clarify this by stating that I'm unequivocally not a fan of Putin by any means. But there's a difference between asking someone something and "asking" someone something.
He didn't do the regular ask. He "asked" in a way that meant that he expects them to do it because they know that, at best, he can steal their money, imprison them and do it anyway, and at worst he could just flat out kill them and do it anyway and there's little they can do about it.
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SlowCratesMar 27, 2026
+71
You could probably save "defense" money by getting out of Ukraine.
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oxxcccxxoMar 27, 2026
+2
Atleast 10 percent right there... right? ..../s.
2
Obvious_Toe_3006Mar 27, 2026
+125
Pay up or get an upgrade to Windows '26.
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Psychological-Leg953Mar 27, 2026
+40
Why did I hear the shutdown music in my head?
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TheSenriganMar 27, 2026
+3
Ok, second good joke
3
Hopefully-TempMar 27, 2026
+2
Lmfao!
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Key-Monk6159Mar 27, 2026
+19
“Ask” is doing some heavy lifting here. Either they do what he wants or off to prison or a balcony. Or both.
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MentokGLMar 27, 2026
+39
Pay attention American companies
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AgCouperMar 27, 2026
+41
American companies, like Facebook, been donating money to Trump even without a war.
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TldrDevMar 27, 2026
+3
Lets make Facebook and these multi national companies fund the fire department and infrastructure projects, pay down our debt, and get some affordable healthcare.
3
krneki534Mar 27, 2026
+2
and in return all you have to do is to allow ads in your sleep
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D18Mar 27, 2026
+1
Right now they get a choice. If they continue enabling fascism that won’t be the case.
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rlaw1234qqMar 27, 2026
+6
“asks”
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Alfa16430Mar 27, 2026
+6
“Asks”
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ReactionJifsMar 27, 2026
+5
so -- Russia's broke?
that's great news
5
danilorESPMar 27, 2026
+1
must be to take a desperate measure and ask trump to lift sanctions
1
LimemillMar 27, 2026
+1
It’s not broke, it’s just the economic tricks and manipulations they have doing for 4 years are no longer sufficient to prevent a deterioration of the quality of life and negative consequences for small businesses. In addition, Ukraine has damaged or destroyed like 30% of its oil production and refining infrastructure. So, to avoid the risk of having angry people, Putin is shaking up the rich people he made rich in the first place. As soon as his popular rating plummets, he will become a target for some of the forces in his entourage, so he needs to balance things out to stay in power (and alive).
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ImaginationToForm2Mar 27, 2026
+4
Donate or face gravity.
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PlebiconValleyMar 27, 2026
+6
"Comrades, we need more money. Give me back all the money I gave you. Next week you mobilize to Ukraine."
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Aware_Cheesecake_519Mar 27, 2026
+3
Oligarchs:
We're not going to donate anything.
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Snow-Crash-42Mar 27, 2026
+8
It's that or the window.
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BoringRedHorseMar 27, 2026
+6
I've altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
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Silver_Middle_7240Mar 27, 2026
+3
Wont be long now
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Adventurous-SophiaMar 27, 2026
+3
That might be the weakest thing Putin has ever done, in my opinion.
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bathingfishMar 27, 2026
+3
Their "donations" would just go straight into his pockets though, not into any defense budget
3
durasel24Mar 27, 2026
+3
Asks? That not how things work with dictators.
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x3n0m0rph3usMar 27, 2026
+9
Or the window
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peterausdemarschMar 27, 2026
+3
Only a matter of time until he gets yeeted himself. Or something along those lines...
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Strayed8492Mar 27, 2026
+2
He is actually bothering to ask? What happened to just taking the money after imprisoning or killing them?
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VersusYYCMar 27, 2026
+9
Oh he’s taking the money. Its only done this way so that Putin is seen to be fighting for the common people as opposed to being thieving parasite.
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Veselyi_KazhanMar 27, 2026
+2
Putin Nazi regime is in full desperate mode
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LibrashellMar 27, 2026
+2
“Asks”
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dimwalkerMar 27, 2026
+2
Why? With oil prices this high they shouldn't really need that.
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zero5activatedMar 27, 2026
+2
Maybe ask his buddy, trump? The guy is his little buddy.
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sjbfujcfjmMar 27, 2026
+2
“Asks”. Haha
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MagicSPAMar 27, 2026
+2
If I were an oligarch then around about now this is when I would be making discreet eye contact, and maybe raising one eyebrow slightly, with the other oligarchs.
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wtf1970Mar 27, 2026
+2
One thing I agree with, the rich should pay for war.
They would push for peace then.
Why should the poor pay for it and fight it??
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Sorry-Climate-7982Mar 27, 2026
+2
Wonder why he doesn't ask his buddy how to run oil pricing scams with "news" updates.
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FlameDadMar 27, 2026
+2
That is NOT a “defense” budget.
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Alternative_Bad7383Mar 27, 2026
+2
Sanctions are working!
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Slight-Ad-6553Mar 27, 2026
+2
is it asking. Or is it ohh that window should not be open on the 6 th. floor, asking?
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Johannes_PMar 27, 2026
+2
Well, there's bound to be donations since the alternative would involve avoiding high-rise buildings.
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LukeDiesMar 27, 2026
+2
Let's discuss this on the balcony.
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Time-Industry-1364Mar 27, 2026
+2
"make a donation or fall out of a window"
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mopeyunicyleMar 27, 2026
+4
That seems like a breaking moment wasn't the unspoken deal leave the oligarchs money and don't punish to many of them at once?
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Euphoric-Garden-1210Mar 27, 2026
+2
3 day special military operation going exactly as planned I see.
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textmintMar 27, 2026
+3
Some of the oligarchs are going to……. (looking at notes) fall from windows in the coming days.
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Ranger_242Mar 27, 2026
+2
Looks like Russia is getting in on the NIL game
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Marchello_EMar 27, 2026
+1
"We must remain prudent"
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simonhulMar 27, 2026
+1
Asks or tells?
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TheCrippledKingMar 27, 2026
+1
There's asking and then there's "asking". Putin is probably paying very close attention to who donates and who doesn't, and the ones that don't support his war will likely find their assets seized or find themselves falling out a window in the near future.
1
silent_ovationMar 27, 2026
+1
You know with them not having modern internet anymore, maybe they should go old school and have a telethon to raise money for their army.
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Tango-Down-167Mar 27, 2026
+1
Donate or you getting a window treatment.
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ElGuanoMar 27, 2026
+1
“Asks.” I love that.
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Cereal_GrapeistMar 27, 2026
+1
At first, it'll be a request. Then, an ultimatum. Then, seizure.
1
JyoseaMar 27, 2026
+1
Asks? Call the baby by its name. That b**** demands the money from his minions.
1
EnjutsuMar 27, 2026
+1
I'm having doubts if Russia will manage to last this year.
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born_in_the_90sMar 27, 2026
+1
Oligarchs have no choise to cooperate or else new windows will open up.
1
panoramboMar 27, 2026
+1
Putin is merely asking the other thieves to return the money they stole from the people.
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ThiefOfPoliceMar 27, 2026
+1
war is expensive, you stupid vampire
1
Born2RuneMar 27, 2026
+1
I thought the oligarchs donate all of their estate to the state when they come to the end of their life cycle and inevitably fall out of a window.
1
skatalite2020Mar 27, 2026
+1
"Asks"
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hlbhllMar 27, 2026
+1
Isn't everything in Cyprus and Malta by now?
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krneki534Mar 27, 2026
+1
Having stolen Russian founds in the West banks was a genius move.
We are very lucky they are so f****** stupid.
1
TheSenriganMar 27, 2026
+1
This is just becouse nobody has know the war will beg, even in Russia. Only Putin and few people
1
RAdu2005FTWMar 27, 2026
+1
They've already been paying in higher worker wages and decreased business opportunities. I don't think this is going to go down well with them.
1
DioJiroMar 27, 2026
+1
At least he’s giving them an option first.
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Cozybear110494Mar 27, 2026
+1
How about selling your yatch and donate first
1
el-art-seamMar 27, 2026
+1
Spring is coming, open the window and let some fresh air in. Now about that donation…
1
medium0rareMar 27, 2026
+1
Must suck to not be able to fire up the money printer to “fix” all your problems.
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ShockedNChagrinnedMar 27, 2026
+1
"Asks"
There are a lot of shoddily built windows in Russia. I'm sure that ask may have other implied consequences for non-compliance
1
PhilosopherNo4433Mar 27, 2026
+1
was it asking or did they play a game, like russian r******* 😅
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mossberbbMar 27, 2026
+1
.... Or get escorted to a top floor window?
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ntgcoMar 27, 2026
+1
"DONATE"
Give us all of your money or find yourself looking out a 9th story window after we empty your bank accounts.
1
Usual-Language-745Mar 27, 2026
+1
Didn’t you just double your GDP when oil hit $120/br
1
HalepenyoOnAStickMar 27, 2026
+3
Over the last month Ukraine has done some serious damage to their ability to export oil. Their largest export terminal in the Baltic sea has been on fire for a week. Supposedly 40% of their exports flow through that terminal.
Ukraine has been hitting it daily.
3
MephziceMar 27, 2026
+1
donate or else - Putin
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mntnskymanMar 27, 2026
+1
It seems all of the warmongering morons need more money to fight the wars they started. Putin is as pathetic as Trump. They belong in a cell together.
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ifurmothronlyknwMar 27, 2026
+1
“Donate the money we stole from the Russian people”
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LogicalEgoMar 27, 2026
+1
That's rich.
1
NapsnsnackzMar 27, 2026
+1
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Borne2RunMar 27, 2026
+1
"Your donation also covers enrollment into Window insurance, and premium coverage for living above the second floor"
1
Adept-Mulberry-8720Mar 27, 2026
+1
Sorry, Russia! You have to beg for money from your people!
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peccheMar 27, 2026
+1
so first sign the way is bankrupting ruzzia
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Opposite_Dentist_321Mar 27, 2026
+1
Billionaires getting a ‘friendly reminder’—when the boss says donate, it’s less charity and more… mandatory generosity.😅
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brute-forcedMar 27, 2026
+1
Doubtful
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namotousMar 27, 2026
+1
\~\~asks\~\~ voluntolds
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AlexaGoryMar 27, 2026
+1
Not a defense budget, but a war budget!
1
DyrogitoryMar 27, 2026
+1
Tax the rich is coming to Russia.
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diablocutsMar 27, 2026
+1
Billionaires in the USA should be looking at putin and noticing the Trump characters are the same. You'll benefit until you don't.
All this to avoid much needed wealth taxes, but laws and the constitution will still exist.
1
Dr_DoesNothingMar 27, 2026
+1
Threatens.
1
fredflintstone7Mar 27, 2026
+1
he’s going to take it anyway
1
kernal42Mar 28, 2026
+1
Even Russia recognizes we have to tax the billionaires.
1
IkigaiMendokusaiMar 28, 2026
+1
How can it he dwindling if they're selling so much oil again at godcrazy prices
1
awckwardMar 28, 2026
+1
"Allow us to present you this window of opportunity to donate as large a sum as you can"
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Obvious_Toe_3006Mar 27, 2026
+3
You can say that again.
And again.
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GreyboxerMar 27, 2026
+2
How many years until the US is Russia
2
ZeusMike7Mar 27, 2026
+2
Wake up in 2026 & look at the news to see if an orange is making billions in the White House, that’ll mean we’re right around the corner 😬
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bestestopinionMar 27, 2026
+1
Donate to the window safety fund
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GLG777Mar 27, 2026
+1
Quick get away from the windows
1
elfd01Mar 27, 2026
+1
Trump will be upset, he didn’t ask him first
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bappestinianMar 27, 2026
+1
“Asks”
And we know what happens if they refuse to.
1
rainburrowMar 27, 2026
+1
Window insurance
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WaffleHouseGladiatorMar 27, 2026
+1
"Asks" is very much a load bearing term in this context. I'm sure he's "asking" in the same way he's "offering" a view out of a high window.
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ShadowCaster0476Mar 27, 2026
+1
Sounds like he’s on his way to writing 2 letters.
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ViaMoonMar 27, 2026
+1
Oligarch Defenestration is gonna be on the rise soon.
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bradarasMar 27, 2026
+1
Next Special windows operation
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Comfortable-nerve78Mar 27, 2026
+1
We’re about to see some falls from windows by these oligarchs. They either pay up or pay up. Putin got no time no more. He’s desperate.
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OkWorldliness6311Mar 27, 2026
+1
Are they near a top floor hotel room balcony when they are asked?
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ScottOldMar 27, 2026
+1
Donate, or fall out of window
1
SalmivalliMar 27, 2026
+1
a window tax
1
FrodoohMar 27, 2026
+1
Trump is taking notes.
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coyotemedicMar 27, 2026
+1
Or get thrown out of a window.
1
kmx1789Mar 27, 2026
+1
Aide-moi camarade où toi finir par la fenêtre ou suicider avec 4 balles dans le dos.. HaHaHa ! humour Russe.(Ou pas)
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LordhartleyMar 27, 2026
+1
Is it pay up or out the window option?
1
Ok-Goat-2153Mar 27, 2026
+1
I dont think "asks" is accurate. There's a definite window-related threat implied.
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CrimsonMascarasMar 27, 2026
+1
Or end up jumping out a high building window with a suicide note in your pocket. No pressure though guys!
1
vossmanspalMar 27, 2026
+1
I wonder how much agent orange will donate to avoid a high window? He might even get a medal.
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