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News & Current Events May 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM

Putin hails Russia's test launch of new ICMB known as Satan II, calls it "most powerful missile in the world"

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Putin hails Russia's test launch of new ICBM known as Satan II, calls it "most powerful missile in the world"
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Putin hails Russia's test launch of new ICBM known as Satan II, calls it "most powerful missile in the world"
Russia tested a new long-range missile capable of carrying nuclear warheads, months after the last treaty with the U.S. expired.

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Antique_Historian_74 15 hr ago +803
All prepped to win a war on the modern battlefield swarming with low cost drones I see.
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RecursiveCook 14 hr ago +428
These are obviously designed in mind for hospitals & schools.
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strawberry_semenade 13 hr ago +149
No, they're designed to try and make the West cower and give into Russian bullying without a fight. It's a desperate ploy to try and think the West into thinking that Russia is much stronger than it really is.
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Diagoras21 7 hr ago +9
Or is it propaganda to convince the Russian population they are still top dog? After Ukrain nobody thinks Russia is worth anything.
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rewardingsnark 13 hr ago +36
Because for Russia where 90% of tax money goes to Putin, designing and building 100 ICBM is cheaper than developing drones, or paying feeding or training soldiers and provides a high cost to deterrence level. Even though it's largely a useless weapon.
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Roach27 13 hr ago +30
They already have ICBM that would do the same thing as this one in practice. They've had them since the 60s. This is for propaganda entirely.
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rewardingsnark 12 hr ago +13
Oh I agree if anything last few ICBM have been more improvements then something all new. But as far as ICBM go they are still keeping relative parity, as opposed to aircraft, navy, guns, tanks, drones, helicopters etc, where they have all fallen decades behind.
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Few-Sheepherder-1655 9 hr ago +2
That’s because of his kgb background. He can run gray zone ops to his heart’s content with just nukes and espionage.
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_evilalien_ 12 hr ago +8
Russia is flacid, impotent, limp. I’m sure their fake rocket is super-impressive. Bold of them to fale launch it after Ukraine granted permission for them to have their pathetic little parade.
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lastSKPirate 7 hr ago +2
They'd be a bit scarier if their testing record didn't involve more than half of them blowing up at launch...
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Odd_Duty520 10 hr ago +13
Yes and for some reason tankies always have an excuse for it. Look, if the russian missiles are as good as russia claims, it means that every hit on a kindergaten or bridge or house was DELIBERATE. Otherwise it means the russians missiles are shit and inaccurate and still killed a whole bunch of people they never intended for no good reason. There is literally no good way to spin this and people still defend russia
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ApolloThneed 14 hr ago
Might as well keep an extra around for once the first responders show up
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travizeno 11 hr ago +3
He has scared trump shirtless with this stuff. Have you heard trump talk about how scary russias bombs are?
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madhattr999 6 hr ago +3
does the missile parachute down, pop open, and release thousands of sdcards that store compromising videos?
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Jamuro 15 hr ago +479
t-14 armata, uran-9, "terminator", tos-1, oreshnik & kinzhal, su-57 "stealth fighter", Poseidon "nuclear tsunami torpedo", Zadira meanwhile the real russian army is dieing on the backs of ladas and in 5 years hasn't managed to incorporate a working communications system. the russian army lacks everything, but failed wonderweapons.
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TiredOfDebates 14 hr ago +147
Looking at the t-14… it looks like they just can’t produce them. Initially planned to produce 2,300 between 2015 and 2020. Downgraded to a “test run of 100” delivered in 2022. Now they say “more than 40” will be delivered. Then they said “there’s a least one in service!”
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Der_Moriarty 13 hr ago +32
Is the T14 even suitable for the Russian army? I mean, they aren't typically known to use high end, expensive tech. The Armata seems to be closer to the Nato doctrine than the russian one.
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TiredOfDebates 12 hr ago +54
IF they had 2,300 of them, SURE! The specs on it looked wild. But without mass production... it's basically a liability to the commanders in charge of it. They don't want to be responsible for having one of the 12 t-14s destroyed. And you know if a T14 gets spotted it becomes a high priority target.
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Questionably_Chungly 11 hr ago +45
The specs were also a lie. They did a whole propaganda film on the tank and had footage of the crews in them, and they looked like dogshit compared to the most outdated Western tanks. Horrible crew compartment design, bad displays with non-functional touch controls, optics were ass, etc.
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Python_Feet 9 hr ago +10
Wait, I really got focused on the "non-functional touch controls". Do tanks have touch screens? This seems like a liability.
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SCP106 8 hr ago +19
This specific tank has a sort of "capsule" for the crew instead of having the crew in stations at the gun and driver's levers, where the turret is unmanned to increase survivability and ability to man more tanks. This means the vehicle can be more armoured by focusing on the crew compartment rather than having to armour the entire interior because now the crew are concentrated both in one place and theoretically if the ammo goes off in the turret and the "capsule" is not penetrated, they would or could survive what would in previous "soviet style" designs be catastrophic and unsurvivable. Because of this, instead of traditional setups it had remote systems replacing many of the usual manual backups (of which now have been exposed as the usual Russian system of having been worse than the stats would tell) and these would be controlled by computer systems interacted with by touch screen (as there are many cameras to try and give good vision, with how you can't exactly put your eyes up to a turret cupola periscope or similar, and this is the opportunity to allow for some new benefits not previously possible. But as you said... Reliability, control issues and ergonomics? Crew members in battle need to know they're hitting the right thing and buttons, switches, levers will be hit and you'll know what you're hitting without needing to check or look. Touch screens might not register it correctly, might overshoot the input or even better damaged through the mishandling that comes with the rigours of tank life. Where I've seen touch screens genuinely succeed in the tanks I've been invited into and shown around are for example on modernised recovery vehicles and systems that need lots of cameras as mentioned that may not require the same amount of combat readiness or heated use, that /also/ have manual backups. The main one I'm thinking of had manual periscopes, touch screens for camera vision, computer sensors to warn of collisions in blindspots to add to it, all stuff that adds on but if knocked out by the million things that'll fry or break electronics on a tank would not result in loss of capability or features, like being blinded like the Armata seems to be (where it looks as though if the virtual optics went offline it would operate /almost/ blind with how little it has crew redundancy wise- Anyway, apologies this got so long, haha! Just really got my brain rolling at a bad hour with lots of pain and helped distract me from it.
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Python_Feet 8 hr ago +13
I don't even know how to reply. I am imagining soldiers with dirty hands trying to press things on the touchscreena and failing. And Armata has no periscopes or slits and relies only on cameras?
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-Prophet_01- 9 hr ago +12
The engines aren't reliable to the point that they will have to find a new one. The company making them overpromised. Badly. The entire tank concept won't work without it though, as everything relies on the promised specs.  The engine was supposed to be much smaller, much lighter and more powerful than comparable engines. All at once, based on an abandoned German design from decades ago. I'm not sure they even have reliable specs yet because the T14 version kept breaking down so much. 
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RW-Firerider 8 hr ago +8
The Armata is probably closer to an old Leopard A4 than anything truly modern. Their tech is outdated NATO tech, that has been used in the 80s and 90s This thing is a piece of trash.
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Drak_is_Right 8 hr ago +2
40 is the run size you expect for your EXPENSIVE heavy bomber. Not a tank.
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to_glory_we_steer 3 hr ago +1
The T-14 uses an upgraded and reverse engineered copy of a WWII German engine design. It's a big stinky piece of doo-doo and everyone's favourite piggie will explain the absolute c***-fest that is the T-14 Armata: https://youtu.be/-opSlCGLGQ4?is=-AvXywBa8crPbByZ
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shorugoru9 12 hr ago +24
The Russian military is large and advanced. But the large part is not advanced and the advanced part is not large.
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alfadasfire 7 hr ago +3
Failed wonderweapons? Where have we seen that before? Lets hope both their glorious leaders meet a similar end
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phantom-firion 9 hr ago +2
They did try the Ratnik program but all they got out of it was paper mache body armor which sucks for them cause it was also meant to develop a modern battlefield command and control system. Guessing since they were relying on starlink they failed in this regard
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majorpail18 8 hr ago +3
Its crazy how bad the QC is on the AK-12 that they had to make a new version of it that was way cheaper and easier to produce lol. It would be like if the new Sig the US Army is using was disliked and horrible not due to preference or caliber but like, just made horribly. Russia is lucky that Ukraine isn't any more populated or they'd be halfway to Moscow by now
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heroman3 16 hr ago +76
Satan 2.0 I guess.
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cuntbasher666 11 hr ago +11
Mr Satan has more punch i guess
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Flatus_Diabolic 10 hr ago +3
More like 2.10.326 (alpha release, use at own risk) Russia has been announcing this piece of shit and then quietly walking it back roughly every two years since 2018. It’s just chasing the ghost of a wunderwaffen, like nazi Germany did.
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luisa65-L 14 hr ago +72
Nothing screams 'our conventional military is doing great' quite like the weekly reminder that you still have doomsday missiles.
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ApolloThneed 14 hr ago +17
North Korean playbook
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ClubsBabySeal 10 hr ago +2
No, he just has some sort of weird nuclear boner. He'd be doing it regardless. He's poured eye watering amounts into it that probably should've gone into more modernization.
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Kaito__1412 14 hr ago +61
Did he get permission from Ukraine to launch this? Because before you know it, some Russian guard be smoking cigarettes near this facility.
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Illustrious-Syrup509 7 hr ago +2
No, and with all the braindrain in Russia, Putin's pipe dream will never come to fruition.
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sickofthisshit 15 hr ago +412
The Russian name is  > RS-28 Sarmat Russian: РС-28 Сармат, named after the Sarmatians "Satan" is a NATO name for it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RS-28_Sarmat
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tomm9941 15 hr ago +103
SS-X-30(in older sources 29) is the NATO name (surface to surface, experimental). Satan II is a media nickname because it's the successor to the SS-18 Satan(where Satan was really the NATO name)
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MarkNutt25 14 hr ago +46
So all it really means is that NATO thinks that Russia are the bad guys. Not exactly a groundbreaking revelation!
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bostonian277 14 hr ago +14
Also the missiles are designed to kill millions of people.... So an evil biblical name is appropriate.
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TacTurtle 13 hr ago +3
Ballistic Missiles System Magog, Scythian Horde, and Fifth Seal?
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Regular-Dot-5718 14 hr ago +34
that's evil, man... unlike NATO weapons, which are designed to uh, generate food for starving people, lots of wholesome stuff
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Case_sater 13 hr ago +14
why else would it be called "fat man"
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Regular-Dot-5718 13 hr ago +5
well, just save something for the little boy
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Scary_One_2452 11 hr ago +4
Their "evil weapons of mass destruction" and our "tools for upholding peace".
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FeeHot5876 15 hr ago +101
I don’t think that’s Russias name for it, that’s the NATO designation, which is a fun process they have, especially for naming planes
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tfrw 15 hr ago +27
Iirc the soviets didn’t like one of their fighters being called fishbed, but liked the fulcrum nickname
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debordisdead 15 hr ago +21
And you know? Very understandable. Fulcrum us objectively cooler.
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ButterscotchSkunk 15 hr ago +5
It is and an even better one imo is "The Felon". Like, how badass is that name?
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Stormshow 14 hr ago +2
While Felon is kinda badass sounding, it also has an inherently negative/criminal connotation, whereas like Fulcrum is just a force of nature. It exists beyond morality. So it's more badass.
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Eve_Doulou 13 hr ago +7
Flanker is even better.
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debordisdead 12 hr ago +3
Oh hell yeah, flanker is \*top\* tier. You can't help but wonder if it's a conspiracy to make Russians sounds scarier than they are when given such a great reporting name.
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_EnFlaMEd 15 hr ago +10
is calling someone a MiG-15 considered a slur?
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mascouten 14 hr ago +10
"You dirty mig." might raise some eyebrows.
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Emile-Yaeger 14 hr ago +6
My favorite slur is Waymo. Get back to where you came from you dirty Waymo
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Senna_65 14 hr ago +3
yeah its an RS-28 Sarmat
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supercyberlurker 16 hr ago +37
I also love the implication that 'Satan I' was kind of a weak ass b****.
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Germanhammer05 15 hr ago +8
Funnily enough the original "Satan" was actually quite feared due to how big of a payload it could carry.
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Regular-Dot-5718 15 hr ago +7
yeah they should name it something like "fat man" or "little boy"
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Euler007 14 hr ago +8
In honor of Miroslav Satan.
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Remwaldo1 14 hr ago +4
came to say that...even though hes Slovak
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BanjoMothman 15 hr ago +11
Satan is the name NATO gave it. Satan also does not mean "devil" in Russian necessarily. Always good to stay open to new cultures!
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Lostinthestarscape 15 hr ago +4
Sarmat does refer to a historical Iranian population though so that is kind of interesting given the current political landscape.
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Ok-Importance-3590 14 hr ago +3
U mean like the department of war?
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agaloch2314 15 hr ago +3
“…have you ever noticed our uniforms have skulls on them?”
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urbanmark 14 hr ago +3
I wonder if you understand how ironic that statement is.
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Brunkton 16 hr ago +40
Congratulations?
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TheSwordItself 15 hr ago +87
They forgot to mention it only took 3(4?) tries to get it off the ground without catastrophe. No way they can mass produce these.
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Roach27 14 hr ago +7
It’s an ICBM, so its “power” is irrelevant the power is in the nuclear armaments attached to them. It’s functionally the same as all the other ICBMs.
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SchemeWestern3388 14 hr ago +7
It’s a big step up from other ICBMs. It has the range to come over the South Pole, avoiding US defence, and can perform “Fractional Orbital Bombardment”, taking a path just above the atmosphere and performing a retro burn to reenter. 
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Roach27 13 hr ago +14
The USSR had FOB silos/ICBMs in the 60s. The US built a nearly equivalent missile in the 60s, and turned it into a space launcher (Titan 2-GLV) The states rocket technology (the modern stuff that could be translated to ICBMs quite easily) is way way ahead of either China or Russia. Between Starship config1/2 and New Glenn. Not only that, this ICBM has failed 3/4 tests outright. Reliability is more important than anything else. You can easily over saturate defense systems with MIRV based ICBMs. (and mind you the US is the only country with any sort of real ICBM defense systems) It isn't a game changer in any way.
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BestFriendWatermelon 12 hr ago +6
I'll add for clarification that any missile that uses a FOB system, by default has unlimited range and can fly via the south pole. Such missiles are effectively spacecraft entering low earth orbit, where they could fly around the earth a thousand times if they so wished, before deorbiting and landing on their target.
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KriosXVII 11 hr ago +9
Doesn't change shit. Russia already has submarines with ballistic missiles.  MAD with ICBMs has been a thing for 50+ years.
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mad-data 13 hr ago +8
And what's the point? Nobody hopes to shoot down these missiles anyway. Going through South Pole only increases time for retaliation strike. 
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Ivanow 13 hr ago +5
> It’s a big step up from other ICBMs. Has any of those features have been ACTUALLY observed, or is it another Russian wunderwaffe, like T-14 Armata, or PAK DA Poslannik?...
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Roach27 13 hr ago +4
The FoB feature has been around since the 60s and the USSR. This is just a bigger rocket that go far. Nothing has changed.
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Perfson 15 hr ago +16
Just be careful not to bomb your children that only live in EU and US.
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Drak_is_Right 8 hr ago +2
Or drop a test rocket on a village when it has a control failure.
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Tits_McgeeD 15 hr ago +33
What else are they gonna say? "Actually our missile really fell below expectations, the other guys probably have nicer ones if I'm being honest."
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mad-data 14 hr ago +27
Simple rule: if Russia is bragging about nuclear again, it is losing its war in Ukraine badly. 
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groovyinutah 14 hr ago +5
You just wasted a lot of time and resources on something you don't really need...
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Hikarilo 15 hr ago +34
No, the Russian's did not name the missile Satan II. That name is what NATO named it.
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Logitech4873 14 hr ago +23
It's what the media named it. NATO named the first one SS-18 Satan, but have no name for the RS-28 that this article is about.
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MarkNutt25 14 hr ago +9
Yeah, NATO probably won't go with "Satan II" because, in a crisis, when seconds count, you absolutely do not want anybody to have to clarify whether they meant "Satan" or "Satan II." They'll most likely pick a totally different word, though it will definitely start with an 'S' since that's how they categorize all enemy surface-to-surface missiles.
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Blueopus2 14 hr ago +4
How about “silly”
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MarkNutt25 13 hr ago +2
Lol! They generally go with a word that has a little more "oomph" behind it! Especially for ICBMs designed to deliver nuclear payloads! Previous missile nicknames have included "Savage," "Saber," and "Sickle." Though there *was* also the "Spanker" so... I guess anything is possible!
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BuffaloImpossible620 15 hr ago +5
It replaces the Ukrainian designed and built R-36.
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IllSalad3669 15 hr ago +4
"At least 6 inches taller than the regular devil, the superdevil carries a jar of marmalade that forces you to commit adultery"
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SirMandrake 13 hr ago +5
ICMB ??? “InterContinental Missile Ballistic” ??
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snowfox_my 8 hr ago +4
Yes Putin, yes. Time to take your medication now. Be a strong man, and take your medication.
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thehaggiswhisperer 6 hr ago +3
Warhead is just full of turnips and broken washing machines
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skippy_smooth 15 hr ago +3
Satan 2: Calm Harder
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Lower_Ad_1317 15 hr ago +3
I don’t think it’s new. It’s been in the press for a long time.
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CarpenterOverall2590 14 hr ago +3
Did it approach him with tears in it's eyes?
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totallyRebb 12 hr ago +3
Ah yes, Russia. Always eager to make the world a safer, brighter, better place for everyone. /s
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Armodeen 7 hr ago +3
The new wonder weapon will surely turn the tide of the war you guys 😂
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Lo2NL 6 hr ago +3
Nothing says ‘We are the good guys fighting Ukrainian Nazi’s and Western Satanists!’ like calling your new missile Satan. With Russia, every accusation is a confession.
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Werftflammen 6 hr ago +3
I smell fear, weakness, somebody is losing a war.
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ARazorbacks 15 hr ago +5
Most powerful missile in the world, eh? Sounds like this a****** and another a****** who uses the same phrasing need to take a tour of the Titanic wreck in another billionaire’s submarine. 
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MADCATMK3 12 hr ago +5
I really find it fun how everybody is on the same starship and a few assholes show off how awesome their starship self destruct button is.
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whateveryousaymydear 15 hr ago +8
the wealthy think they can live in their luxury bunkers until the world is well again...
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Somhlth 15 hr ago +23
The wealthy aren't really that bright. Billionaires get rich by being dicks, not for being smart.
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Few-Sheepherder-1655 15 hr ago +8
In an ironic sense, all those bunkers employ security personnel. Who do you think has the least value towards long term survival/self-sufficiency.
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Somhlth 15 hr ago +6
Once money is no longer of value, the guy paying the personal army to protect him also has no value. And there are far nicer quarters to live in if he's gone. That's why I think the Elon and Bezos types plan on living in orbit, where they have the computer keeping them in charge of everything necessary to survive up there.
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Lupercus 15 hr ago +3
I’m sorry, I can’t do that Dave.
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Somhlth 15 hr ago +2
Dave's not here man!
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Ivanow 13 hr ago +2
There was a guy that was doing consultancy work for that kind of stuff. Several billionaires brought this up, asking how they could remain in charge when SHTF , asking about "shock collars" and shit. When he suggested being nicer to security detail and ensuring their families have place in those doomsday bunkers, they fired him...
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Few-Sheepherder-1655 9 hr ago +2
Yeah I recall that. That’s just people used to being in control and not liking the concept of being the lesser person in the room. At the end of the day, I don’t really trust anyone like that in general lmao.
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jert3 11 hr ago +3
Wtf is an ICMB
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sublevelstreetpusher 11 hr ago +7
Intellectually Compatible Moose Brisket !
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Open_Mortgage_4645 9 hr ago +2
Intercontinental Ballistic Missile
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Exciting_Farmer6395 14 hr ago +2
Satan I hails Satan II
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ImpressionSame6040 13 hr ago +2
May we never learn how truly weak it is.
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SnooPineapples3952 13 hr ago +2
I see we're in the wunderwaffe phase of the Russian war effort.
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Sup3rT4891 12 hr ago +2
If it’s as powerful as his military, we should all…. Laugh as he falls out of a window
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macross1984 12 hr ago +2
Sure, the launch was successful except did it land where it was supposed to?
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Loose_Skill6641 10 hr ago +2
can't trust anything Putin says because he also claimed the Kinzhal was an unstoppable hypersonic missile and yet a simple patriot system shot several down
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I-am-Pilgrim 9 hr ago +2
What happened to Satan 1?
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deeptrick21 8 hr ago +2
Is that his one trick pony?
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mdj82 7 hr ago +2
They can’t even defeat the tiny country of Ukraine no other country should fear them.
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orcofmordor 7 hr ago +2
Let Putin know that he has to finish building the other 3/4 for it to be a threat. Also ask him how many he can actually afford to build lol … Lastly, ask him if you can put tank treads on it 🥴
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sharksareok 7 hr ago +2
Sounds like one of those 12yos bragging about all the girls they fucked
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positivcheg 7 hr ago +2
But aren’t they religious and believe in being good and o get into heavens? Why the f*** call their missile Satan then?
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General-Piece8490 6 hr ago +2
And $800 bucks of drone tech will nullify Satan these days.
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BountyMakesMeCough 6 hr ago +2
A name only an evil country would pick.
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hotchiledr 5 hr ago +2
The first Samat blew up the launch site and was destroyed in the process! None of the other test launches have been successful. To top it off the head scientist and a couple others have just been thrown in jail for failing to produce the promised results!
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nyITguy 4 hr ago +1
That government couldn't launch a toothpick factory at this point.
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Mission_Struggle_417 14 hr ago +4
Russia is a cancer
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RougeRiver_MK2 15 hr ago +3
Bla 🥱😴.
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No_Conversation_9325 16 hr ago +4
Wait! Did they have the most powerful missile will-blow-it-all already in 2022? Edit: I remembered! Sarmat it was called!
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CremeAcrobatic1748 15 hr ago +3
Humans are so stupid. Yeah let's build something that can level a whole city....but then wouldn't the other "side" just make the same dumb thing. Ridiculous. It's like a d*** measuring contest where everyone dies
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mayorodoyle 15 hr ago +2
trump checking with his boss to ensure he authorized the use of his name.
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CemeteryCreep 14 hr ago +2
Russia is a joke 
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svt4cam46 14 hr ago +2
Satan 1 is installed in the White House.
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Geckost 16 hr ago +3
Nothing like "killing the ukrainian satanism" than bombing them with Satan II, right?
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TenchuReddit 15 hr ago +1
“OH SATAN!!!” - Trump, South Park
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88bchinn 15 hr ago +1
The wars are really helping drive innovation in advanced weaponry.
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Snakebird11 15 hr ago +1
Satan-1 of course being Miroslav Satan, who won the Stanley Cup
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__The__Anomaly__ 15 hr ago +1
Aptly named
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xParesh 15 hr ago +1
SpaceX Superheavy might have something to say about that puto Putito Putin
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linkardtankard 15 hr ago +1
Is it pointy?
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thespice 14 hr ago +1
Could it be s\*tan?
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FunLoan5201 14 hr ago +1
chairman kim sends his regards
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Adept-Donut-4229 14 hr ago +1
It can fly around the world 10 times before getting laser beamed!
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catgoesmeh 14 hr ago +1
One of the weapon of mass intimidation, being absolutely no help for the bogged down frontline.
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Theblokeonthehill 14 hr ago +1
There is a theory that the reason we have never found evidence of advanced alien species is that, once they start industrialising, they discover the means to destroy themselves and then blow themselves up before they develop any further. I guess we are at the “find out” stage of knowing if this is true.
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BurnerProfile69420 14 hr ago +1
whats the preferred method of internet fart noise other than *Pffffft*?
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goat_screamPS4 14 hr ago +1
I can’t not hear this in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice… ‘in the wooorrrllld’
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briyijones 13 hr ago +1
Thanks for the update because ya you're about the same as your nk buddy at this point oh my gosh everyone is so scared lol 😆😆😆
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Flatus_Diabolic 13 hr ago +1
Oh, is it time to announce Sarmat II (“no really, this time it works, trust me bro”) again? The Sarmat II announcement and walkback cycle has been repeating every ~2 years since 2018, and it’s just more stupid wunderwaffen.
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wildrabbit12 13 hr ago +1
Sure sure , he’s really scared now
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Tedsmith24 12 hr ago +1
And I believe him too. /s
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username617508 12 hr ago +1
The sequel to Satan has to go harder. Can't have Satan 2 being upstaged by the super boring first edition Satan
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MentalDisintegrat1on 12 hr ago +1
Doesn't need to be the strongest in the world it just needs to hit somewhere populated to trigger a nuclear war.
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aplayer_v1 11 hr ago +1
Between my legs I got a powerful missile too, and its a dreamer
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Friendly-Profit-8590 11 hr ago +1
Still think part of the reason he went for Ukraine when he did is that he thought he had something with that hypersonic missile and that it’d be enough of a deterrent to keep anyone from supporting Ukraine. That and it’s all be over quick.
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RestaurantDry621 11 hr ago +1
I claim my boner is bigger than that man's, too.
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ash_ninetyone 11 hr ago +1
Did he say "most powerful missile... in the world" like he's Jeremy Clarkson?
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megaplex66 11 hr ago +1
I'm sure they would totally still be around to see the results of actual use. /s
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Jman1a 11 hr ago +1
Why that name??? To troll?
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MusicFilmandGameguy 11 hr ago +1
Wha-teva 😴
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IKillZombies4Cash 10 hr ago +1
And the moment the wheel it to a launch site it’s getting hit by 14 cardboard drones
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OldGroan 10 hr ago +1
Aaah, now I have identified the anti-christ Nostradamus was talking about. 
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asault2 10 hr ago +1
1986 America is shaking in it's boots
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otacon7000 10 hr ago +1
Cool. That's gonna stop the climate crisis and wage inequality, right? ...right?
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autistic_insomniac5 10 hr ago +1
Putin’s thinking has not advanced past the Cold War. We can already destroy the world several times over. No one cares about Satan II Electric Boogaloo because it has no practical use.
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beein480 10 hr ago +1
Is Satan 2 really just Satan 1 in drag?
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Remnie 10 hr ago +1
Didn’t they have a Satan II fall back down on the launchpad and explode last year?
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veryvery907 9 hr ago +1
Because he's got absolutely nothing else left. Might as well remind everyone he's got 1960's era nukes rotting in the ground.
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Both_Pitch_1223 9 hr ago +1
Also known as the intercontinental missile ballistic for those of you who were worried
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ShitNailedIt 8 hr ago +1
Can everybody just calm the f*** down and stop wasting money on proxy dicks?
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Scheeseman99 8 hr ago +1
Reliance on nukes are an outdated world order mindset at this point, gloating about them is displaying a failure to recognize that modern warfare is all about slow attrition through drone warfare, not threatening a global-level catastrophe and never following through on it.
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Drak_is_Right 8 hr ago +1
Ah, but can they afford to build more than a few? Traditionally Russian ICBMs had to carry a heavier payload of Warheads (fewer warheads and fewer decoys) because their accuracy was atrocious compared to US ICBMS. Need a much bigger warhead when you hit a mile or two off-target in the middle of a cornfield and a few suburban homes. They need to replace over a thousand ICBMs or their equivalents I think.
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Tigereyesxx 8 hr ago +1
Putin still doing good in the world, maybe a candidate for Nobel peace prize?…
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Walzz111 7 hr ago +1
Groovy, 2026 and ass hat still working on wiping out life on the planet. Clearly a menace to all humans.
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nopower81 7 hr ago +1
My dad can beat your dad up
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IngestionOfHumankind 6 hr ago +1
Would bet my ass the most powerful missile is in Chinese control.
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