Radio Host Charlamagne Tha God Tells Trump 'People Are Gonna Treat' His Death 'Like Mardi Gras'

I was picturing more the end of Return of the Jedi, complete with Nub Yub playing.

I might celebrate it annually

In time everything he built will be destroyed, and everything he destroyed will be rebuilt.

I’ll dip into my savings to throw a shindig, we don’t have enough shindigs anymore.

Forget Mardi Gras, it'll be Christmas twice in the same year

My wife won’t let me have a bottle of champagne ready to go because she wants it to show up in the sales figures for the day itself.

This is why Trump is trying to put his name on everything...

I will dance when the orange clown is dead, but f*** Charlamagne, too. He is one of those who help the clown win the election with all his Anti-Biden BS.

Mardi Gras nothing. It's going to make the end of WWII look like a backyard birthday party. If you don't believe me, try using the phrase "when it happens" in conversation. No context, no nothing, just be like "Oh, I want some champagne for when it happens" or "when it happens I'm taking the day off from work." I guarantee you every single person in America knows what you're talking about. It is officially shorthand for The Event and everyone is thinking about it.

That's underselling it. I will make it a religious holiday in my home. Because if there is any justice in the world it is that that thing will be dead.

I already warned my boss I’ll be going on a 3 day bender when it happens. 

I mean I’m absolutely gonna celebrate when he’s finally gone. Gonna smoke a fat blunt when the witch is dead.

If they thought people were insensitive after the podcaster died…

I’ve never celebrated Mardi Gras, but I will celebrate the anticipated opening of the most famous gender neutral bathroom.

People accuse anti-Trump folks of being mean spirited for saying stuff like this, but I wouldn't wish this on the guy if there wasn't an army of ignoramuses propping Trump up every day and shielding him from the consequences of his own actions. Despite his endless list of character flaws, Trump continues to be FORCED upon us. He is ignorant, corrupt, petty, dishonest, cruel, selfish, embarrassing, likely a sexual predator. And instead of paying the price for any of these things, he continues to gain more wealth and power, dismantle our country, alienate our democratic allies, and now he's been starting WARS. TEN YEARS OF THIS SHIT. Just F****** GO AWAY

Oh they definitely will. It’s going to be massive celebrations

I’ve been saving a bottle of champagne since 2016. I don’t even like champagne.

They will have to bury his coffin in concrete

Imagine if it happened on April 1st. It would give "April Fool's day" a whole new meaning

History will remember him for what he is hopefully.

It’s literally my favorite holiday already

I haven’t had a drink in 15 years, not bc I’m an alcoholic just never liked it but I am getting a bottle of champagne and getting wrecked.

As a resident of New Orleans, it will probably be bigger than Mardi Gras. Dead serious

I’ve got Moet et Chandon waiting for the big event

Dude won't be able to take any gold with him either. I watched my neighbor who owned a really nice and solid speedboat pass away one weekend. That speedboat was gone before his body was in the ground. The lesson I learned was that you leave everything behind except the person you are. What remains in all those tombs in Egypt?

I have a bottle of Hennessy sitting in my cabinet just waiting for the day it’s announced .

For years, my husband and I have been saving an expensive bottle of Scotch for when it happens.

Biggest bar day of century, probably

Not just Mardi gras. It will be new years eve, your favorite team winning the championship,Diwali,the tet holiday, 4th of July, every celebration rolled up in one!

Im taking the day off, going to the most conservative bar in my town, order up a nice tall mug of beer, play Celebrate Good Times on the Touch Tunes and enjoy the reactions.

Absolutely. The Big Beautiful Obituary will trigger a national celebration.

This is absolutely true and his butt kissing gaggle of sycophants? They will suddenly be singing like canaries in the coal mine. Doing everything to distance themselves from him and claim they acted under duresss.

Regardless of legal consequences I will 100% be taking a trip to piss all over this scumbags grave. Asparagus piss.

Fireworks and champagne at our house.

I’ve had plans with a friend for years to take the day off of work and day drink in celebration

I’m definitely gonna party

Ain’t no traitor Republicans gonna make me feel guilty for celebrating this buffoons death.

The world will be celebrating like it is New Year’s Eve 🎉

That’s an understatement for sure. Globally he has been making lives miserable for a decade now. Domestically (at least in New York) he has been making people miserable for 40-50 years.

Me and my mates are already planning a street party for when the time comes. Tick, f******, tock, donald.

The worst thing about Trumps death is that he won’t be around to witness how happy it makes people

They will have to hide his grave, lest it become a public toilet.

It'll be bigger than mardi gras I think. Didn't mardi gras happen a few weeks ago? I'll be much more aware when the witch is dead.

I plan to call out or drive home and grab champagne so my husband and I can drink on the porch to celebrate. I wake up every day hoping for it.

*stocks up on beads*

There were street parties in the UK when Margaret Thatcher died, with "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" popping on the charts. I expect nothing less.

I am convinced that Trump is being shielded from all of the public outrage and hatred. "They" only let him see and hear what they want him to react to. I really want him to live along enough to truly understand what he has done. There is a scene at the end of A Clockwork Orange where Malcolm McDowell's character is strapped to a chair with his eyes prised open, forced to see all the violence in the world on TV. We need to do this to Trump and those that pull his strings, except the images they see will all be them and what they have done. Keep them alive forever so they really feel it.

There will definitely be a world wide party when he's gone.

I can't f****** wait...

World wide f****** holiday

he's not wrong. i have my party hat ready.

I’m looking forward to it more than my birthday, than Christmas, than any holiday really

Laissez les bons temps rouler!

I will literally dance in the streets ! Champagne bottles popping

It’ll be a national holiday for years to come

He will be the only president buried at sea so people can't desecrate his grave.

The fucked up thing about this is that, if there is an afterlife, and trump was able to perceive anything going on here after his death, any celebration involving his name would be misconstrued in his mind as praise. The best thing we could do is to remember the damage he caused, learn from our mistakes, and never utter his name again— let the memory of him die.

One of the most anticipated parties in at least a century

Trump is a poor man's idea of a rich man, an ignorant man's idea of a smart man, and a weak man's idea of a strong man.

His date of death will be an annual celebration in my family

Wife and I have a special bottle of bubbly we’ve been saving. I don’t wish harm against anyone in this world. This hateful colossal piece of shit is the exception.

It’ll be like Times Square August 14, 1945.

It’s crazy that he expected the whole country to mourn Charlie Kirk while he publicly disparaged Rob Reiner after he was murdered.

Yes, but I then think there are millions who voted for him twice. These problems won't go away when he dies...

Saw a video where a guy said the worst day on the internet hasn’t happened yet. That will be the day that he dies, and I don’t need to say who “he” is, you just know who I am referring to. There will be so many people cheering his death. And so many people screaming hatred at those celebrating.

My American flag will never have flown higher than when that day comes. Fireworks will be set off as well.

Strangers will be high fiving in the streets, and that wonderful day will be forever cherished by the citizens of earth.

One can only hope Trump has a slow and painful departure from this planet, considering all the pain he's inflicted on others. He is truly a scourge upon mankind.

In Hell, Trump will be stuck in a room with a TV broadcasting celebrations of his death, removal of his tacky WH decorations and bulldozers tearing down his ballroom. As a bonus, healthy food only and he must run on a treadmill to get it.

When your death brings the whole world together to celebrate every year in perpetuity… Putin also qualifies for this rare distinction.

Mardi Gras?!!? Mardi Gras comes every year. I don’t even know *how* I could celebrate enough. But I also know at this point his death will just be the beginning of a lot of painful undoing of the damage that’s he’s done to the US and the world. The US is probably never going to recover from this presidency — too much money out the door and gone forever, too many infrastructure investment opportunities lost, too much trust squandered, etc You can never get back the tax breaks that have left the country.

They better not plan on an open coffin. It'll be filled with spit.

I’m gonna be holding a bottle of great champagne in one hand, a fat blunt in the other. And an outdoor speaker blasting the Dead Kennedys because my neighbors are trumpers and they need to know I’m reveling in their sorrow.

At this point I'm afraid he'll actually turn out to be the world's first immortal

I think of a Bill Hicks joke he made about the day the find a cure for AIDs. "There be f****** in the streets."

How did over 50% of Americans vote for this buffoon? I just can’t understand!!!!

Said it for years, the world will celebrate like its the end of WW2.

I’m 100% setting off some big-ass fireworks. Just to be a d*** to all the MAGA around me. When they try to guilt trip me for “celebrating death”, I’ll just hold up a giant f****** poster of that Trump tweet about Mueller and slowly raise my middle finger while maniacally grinning at them.

It will be the first time my household will fly our flag at full staff since he was elected. I’ll feel so patriotic.

Can’t wait for his name to be erased from history.

I definitely agree with this

My main question is: will the GOP turn on him after his death and try to pretend that he was the one being all the horrible things they’ve been doing or will they will they hold him up as an idol still? Either way, his death won’t be the of this. Oligarchy won’t fade away because one rich man passes, no matter how odious he is/was.

damn charlamagne with an amazing take Crowning Trump “donkey of the day,” the radio host directly told Trump he has “already ruined” his legacy, and will “go down as the worst president of all time” for not giving “a damn about democracy” and “wiping his ass with the Constitution.” Decrying the president is “on pace to lead this country into the worst financial crisis of all time,” Charlamagne continued, “You are also putting yourself into a position that when you pass, people are going to treat it like Mardi Gras in New Orleans. “The celebrations folks are going to have, the things people are going to say about you when you pass, Mr. President– I don’t care about how many buildings you put your name on, bridges, tunnels, they can create holidays. None of that will matter because you have hurt way too many people,” he said. Charlamagne Tha God, born Lenard Larry McKelvey, went on to question if Trump cares that his son Barron Trump, wife Melania Trump and his grandkids will have to witness the harsh words from the president’s critics after he dies. The radio host then blasted news outlets like CNN for reporting on polls that “feed Trump’s ego.” “It’s people around him like that [who are] telling him everything he does is great, so much so that he’s probably not even aware of the parade people are going to throw when he passes away,” he continued. “If you think Donald Trump’s tasteless tweet towards Robert Mueller was something, wait until you see social media when Trump passes.” Warning Trump “the energy that you put out comes back to you,” he told the president he is “teaching people how to treat you by how you treat others.”

OMG! The biggest party is at my house! All are welcomed for Donny’s passing! I’ve waited 61 years for justice for all the little girls I saw going in and out of jeffrey’s townhouse. Biggest party!

I hope he doesn’t die. He needs to pay for his sins here and now. In this life. 

I am not as optimistic. Trump is merely a symptom of a bigger problem. His death does not fix that.

I'll be partying like it's 1999!

It will be a world holiday.

Mardi Gras will pale in comparison.

I can’t wait for the party!

I’m going to install a flagpole in my front yard just so I can fly it at full staff when IT happens.

I’m worried everyone has gravely underestimated this man’s malignant narcissism. Who is going to stop him from launching the nukes from his death bed in a “the world dies with me” moment?

Yep, crazy celebration, shit-faced drunk, pissing on the streets.. I'm going!

We’re going to put the fun in funeral

Of course, then we get Junior Varsity Vance.

Bust out the (No) Kings Cake

His grave is going to be the world’s biggest urinal.

I have a ton of leave saved up, shits gonna get wild

Little does he know "thousands and thousands of people" will be cheering and dancing in the streets for him. Just not how he thinks.

I can already see the Democrats making removing Trump's name from everything, the first order of business when they regain the white house .

Trump's birthday is already on Flag Day. We can make it Take Back Our Flag Day after he bites it.

Hope we celebrate and then move on. Forget about the dude and hopefully things clear up afterwards.

I'm legit worried about the hangover I'm gonna have the next day

Waiting for that Big Beautiful Obituary

It would be a huge relief