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high_capacity_anus Apr 17, 2026 +3186

Yeah. I can believe that.

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Imaginary-Ad-7919 Apr 17, 2026 +797

He’s so weird that I’ll believe anything when it comes to RFK Jr.

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bedrooms-ds Apr 17, 2026 +233

Guy's beyond crazy. At least it's beyond the definition I have had in mind.

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DialecticEnjoyer Apr 17, 2026 +160

"So we just lost the Iran war when RFK told us all the story about how he ran over a raccoon and sliced its p**** off...but this was all after Donald trumps secret police killed 11 people for immigration enforcement so anyway I guess buy bitcoin cause there's no more healthcare...also we built a mecha Hitler..." --me from the future, explaining this to my 16 year old self

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bedrooms-ds Apr 17, 2026 +45

Exactly this. History textbooks will become like cryptography where connecting the dots becomes impossible because thousands of random events happen for nonsensical reasons. History will become like Greek mythology if you've ever read one. That's assuming it's not going to be Trump Bible explaining how he saved the World from evil Democrats.

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OtakuAttacku Apr 17, 2026 +18

I just read the story of Theagenes, does feel like we're just in that zone of wacky events. > Pausanias relates a story regarding a statue of Theagenes made by Glaucias of Aegina. A man in Thasos had a grudge against Theagenes for his victories and scourged the statue by way of revenge. One night, the statue fell upon the man, killing him. The statue was put on trial for murder, found guilty, and exiled by being thrown into the sea. The land then became barren. The Oracle of Delphi declared that the country would remain so until they restored the statue of Theagenes. The crew of a fishing vessel caught the statue in a net and brought it to shore so it could be returned to its original site. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theagenes_of_Thasos

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OldEcho Apr 17, 2026 +5

Yeahhh...no...most of it just won't be discussed except for people that dig for it. The causes and consequences will be, but people of the future don't need to know the exact specifics of how the American people lost their minds and joined a death cult. It's like how we don't really talk about how the Nazis thought they were lightning wizards from an ancient civilization. Maybe there will be "fun facts" about some of the absolutely silly shit we're getting up to, the way there are "fun facts" like that fact that Hitler regularly slept in past noon because of his constant meth benders and everyone was too afraid to wake him so his crack tank team didn't defend the D-Day beaches until way too late.

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Extension-Math5183 Apr 17, 2026 +53

Although if he and Fetterman did some kind of road trip reality show, I would be hooked.

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Rickshmitt Apr 17, 2026 +29

Just two shirtless bros hangin out with racoon wang out

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GimmieGummies Apr 17, 2026 +11

I'm pretty sure that Fetterman *never* takes his hoodies off, wang or no wang

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Rickshmitt Apr 17, 2026 +7

This is fair, as hes just 3 kids in a hoodie

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mces97 Apr 17, 2026 +9

Did you see a photo of Fetterman wearing a suit jacket, a sweatshirt and a tie that was tied directly around his bare neck. His bare f****** neck. Like wtf is going on?

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GuudeSpelur Apr 17, 2026 +4

Probably a protest against the Senate dress code. For men it probably requires a tie and a business suit. So he just threw a tie and suit jacket on over his hoodie

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mces97 Apr 17, 2026 +6

That's not a protest. That's insanity.

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yanocupominomb Apr 17, 2026 +11

Only if the last episode was both of them driving off the road into a bottomless pit.

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thorstormcaller Apr 17, 2026 +14

I wonder whether the dead animal penises are a symptom or a contributing factor

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bedrooms-ds Apr 17, 2026 +9

He's destroying the concept of cause and effect.

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thorstormcaller Apr 17, 2026 +8

So you’d say he’s trans…chronological?

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menagerath Apr 17, 2026 +12

He’s the one person I see in scam YouTube medical ads where I wonder if what he says is real or AI.

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ensalys Apr 17, 2026 +10

I'd have a hard time believing a headline stating that he ignored road kill once...

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TheLostRanger0117 Apr 17, 2026 +5

I heard he once sodomized a buck as it was bleeding out after he shot it in the gut, using the antlers as handles

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Kiyohara Apr 17, 2026 +204

I feel like at this point, any headline that says RFK did X with a Y's dead body, I would simply shake my head and go, "yeah, I guess he did." And anyone else doing something and I'd question it to some degree. Like, I'd wait for proof or someone swearing they saw it. "Oh Krisiti Noem is being accused of killing her dog? Really? Let me look that up." And yeah, she did. But I'd need to hear it from her. But RFK has a long history of doing weird and inexplicable shit with the bodies of various animals. I don't know why. I'm not sure *he* knows why. But he f****** does it.

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ThePensiveE Apr 17, 2026 +148

The crazy thing is, these are all things *he admits to.* The torturing animals while they're still alive part that psychopath leaves out.

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Oleg101 Apr 17, 2026 +43

Republicans: that’s our guy to run Health and Human Resources!

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AmmenDegen Apr 17, 2026 +17

He's the closest thing they have to a scientist.

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Chill-more1236 Apr 17, 2026 +9

Turns my stomach trump picked the worst people possible for his cabinet. Its the main reason I believe he is firmly anti American.

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airship_of_arbitrary Apr 17, 2026 +18

In the book, while cutting off a dead raccoon's p****, he reveals his internal monologue was all about how weird and bizarre OTHER members of his family were. While his kids were actively in the car getting traumatized.

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KiiZig Apr 18, 2026 +6

and they said that wasn't something out of the ordinary for him to do. people in the future won't believe half the stuff they read about him and the circus are doing

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Closerstill808 Apr 17, 2026 +13

“It’s for science guys! I really want to study this raccoon d*** in the comfort of my home laboratory.” -RFK

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move_machine Apr 18, 2026 +7

RFK Jr might actually be the Zodiac killer

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thatoneredheadgirl Apr 17, 2026 +3

I would 100% believe he’s tortured live animals. Have you heard what he did with the whale? His daughter shared it in an interview and they covered their faces in their car with grocery sacks. Like wtf

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Codspear Apr 17, 2026 +43

[RFK allegedly found a dead whale on a beach](https://apnews.com/article/rfk-jr-kennedy-whale-investigation-09c494d8164c6f9bde9ece39637ea4d3), cut its head off, and drove home with it on the roof of his minivan. That’s the craziest hood ornament I’ve ever heard of.

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JunglePygmy Apr 17, 2026 +45

He also drunkenly dragged a bear corpse, that he killed with his car, into Central Park to stage a scene that looked like a bike had hit and killed the bear… so horribly bizarre

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thatoneredheadgirl Apr 17, 2026 +14

These were known before he got his current position 😑

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missmeowwww Apr 17, 2026 +6

Everything I know about this sicko is against my will. It’s astonishing how many strange dead animal stories he has and willingly shares with the public. Like if he’s messing with this many dead animals, should we do a welfare check on any live ones he comes into contact with?

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mrbigglessworth Apr 17, 2026 +26

So, we know of Brain Worm, Whale Carcass, Dead Bear, now a racoon. He also loves to swim in raw sewage and did coke off a public toilet seat, also multi hear heroine addiction. And he is the head of health? THE F***?

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Kiyohara Apr 17, 2026 +4

Man also drink raw milk because pasteurization is evil I guess.

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essdeecee Apr 18, 2026 +3

Sadly the raw milk is the least weird thing I've heard RFK Jr do

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Mighty_moose45 Apr 17, 2026 +28

He really talks and acts how you’d expect for a dude who has repeatedly admitted to consuming “exotic” roadkill and about brainworm issues.

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AnonEMoussie Apr 17, 2026 +14

I’ll be so happy when I don’t read news headlines about “raccoon p****”

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Alittlespill Apr 17, 2026 +8

Is this how he got his brain worm?

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AttemptUsual2089 Apr 17, 2026 +7

Most of the administration I still check to make sure things are not satire, but RFK Jr the crazier it sounds the more likely it is to be true.

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[deleted] Apr 17, 2026 +22

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GoarSpewerofSecrets Apr 17, 2026 +12

According to raccoon math all butts are high capacity

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ThePensiveE Apr 17, 2026 +8

Goar, please stop spewing raccoon secrets. They already have to deal with RFK hunting their junk.

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LilPonyBoy69 Apr 17, 2026 +23

As a guy into collecting bones (a boner, if you please), I know why he did this. Raccoons have a p**** bone called a baculum and quite frankly, I would also like to add a baculum to my collection... He's still f****** weird, but I sort of understand the impulse. And to be fair, I am also weird (but not RFK weird)

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Notyouraverageskunk Apr 17, 2026 +30

This is the least weird "RFK f****** with roadkill" headline I've seen. Racoon baculums are considered good luck, some people make jewelry with them, they're widely used in the moonshining community. It might just be a southern thing, idk. (I know you know that stuff about these things but I'm just putting that info out for others.)

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BastardOPFromHell Apr 17, 2026 +11

I had an great-uncle as a kid that talked about using a racoon p**** as a toothpick. He said a lot of crazy stuff and I assumed he was joking but maybe he wasn't.

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goldenbugreaction Apr 17, 2026 +10

He wasn’t. Source: grew up in the south.

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LavaMeteor Apr 18, 2026 +4

>widely used in moonshining Dude you cannot just drop "People use raccoon c*** bones to brew their own spirits" and leave it at that, please elaborate.

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delorf Apr 18, 2026 +3

>“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the p**** out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” Kennedy wrote in the journal. He added: “My kids waited patiently in the car.” >Isabel Vincent, the author of the new book, told People that he took the raccoon’s genitals so he could “study them later”. The guy had already forced his kids to wear bags over their heads to protect them from disgusting rot when he strapped the head of a whale to the top of their car. I am sure they were glad their dad was just bringing home a raccoon d*** this time.

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Chris__P_Bacon Apr 17, 2026 +10

What is with this guy's obsession with dead animals? That shit is macabre asf. 🤢

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captainedwinkrieger Apr 17, 2026 +3

Maybe the parasites have taken over his body and they demand more parasites. Maybe he saw that Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns found out he was functionally immortal because he had so many diseases that they all canceled each other out and he took it as health advice. Maybe he's the Horseman of Pestilence. Either way, he's gross.

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GnomeNot Apr 17, 2026 +4

I’d be more shocked if it was only once at this point.

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Shirolicious Apr 17, 2026 +3

He probably sucked it dry too for the extra vitamins

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BalanceEarly Apr 17, 2026 +3

He's the same guy that left a dead bear in central park. Definitely believable.

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the_elephant_stan Apr 17, 2026 +1102

Here's a list of all the weird shit he did as reported in the story: * Took the raccoon's p**** so he could study it later * Collected dead seagulls for their skulls * Used a chainsaw to sever the head of a dead whale * Dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park to make it look like a cyclist killed it And this is the stuff we know about! I wish we could post gifs here so I could share the one of Dennis saying he finds animal skins fascinating.

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lady_ofthenorth Apr 17, 2026 +364

He then strapped the whale head to the family mini van and drove around with it.

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Real-Ad-1728 Apr 17, 2026 +195

Wow that’s disgusting and traumatizing! I mean can you imagine, having to drive around with RFK Jr?

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Rion23 Apr 17, 2026 +61

I know not to get into a car with a Kennedy.

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Real-Ad-1728 Apr 17, 2026 +7

Even in death he can’t escape Chappaquiddick 😂

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bballkj7 Apr 18, 2026 +32

and it splashed whale juice everywhere THROUGH THE OPEN WINDOWS the whole time while he was with HIS FAMILY also people on the highway were rightfully flipping him off the whole time

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Frosty-Rich-7116 Apr 18, 2026 +17

As someone who has worked on a dead whale for biology reasons the smell is just awful. The car would never recover from that.

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Child_of_the_Hamster Apr 18, 2026 +6

One of the kids said they were in the back seat with bags over their heads, both because of the stench and because of all the people trying to to look into the car windows like “wtf who straps a whale’s rotting severed head onto their truck?” And then presumably thinking “oh, of course, RFK Jr.”

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Mataraiki Apr 17, 2026 +15

And you know damn well he didn't wash his hands after doing *any* of that.

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plipyplop Apr 18, 2026 +9

Indeed, no need. He very strongly believes germs do not cause harm.

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Kiyohara Apr 17, 2026 +151

* Dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park to make it look like a cyclist killed it That is one f****** *amazing* cyclist. Who the f*** can kill a bear with a bicycle? Mumen Rider? Check Norris? The Terminator at the Tour de France? Pretty sure if you ran into a average bear with a bicycle, *you'd* be the f****** body they'd find the next day.

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GallopingOsprey Apr 17, 2026 +68

mumen rider would have prevented people from approaching the cub for safety of people and the bear. to suggest otherwise is pure slander.

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Joe_Jobs_ Apr 17, 2026 +15

it was two tired. ok. bye.

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Secure_Activity4944 Apr 17, 2026 +9

>That is one f****** *amazing* cyclist. Who the f*** can kill a bear with a bicycle? Mumen Rider? Check Norris? The Terminator at the Tour de France? That bike must have been *specialized* Yeah, he would be a *Ghost* And a *Giant* mess!

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Kiyohara Apr 17, 2026 +6

I don't get it.

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Tirannie Apr 17, 2026 +5

Those are all brand names of fairly famous bike companies.

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Kiyohara Apr 17, 2026 +5

Oh. Okay, ty. I'm not bike guy, so I had no idea.

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FillMySoupDumpling Apr 17, 2026 +126

This guy is seriously messed up and everyone is pretending like it’s just quirky

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MadRaymer Apr 17, 2026 +65

When he told the bear story to Roseanne Barr, she looked at him like he was insane. Imagine how crazy you have to be to get a "bro wtf" reaction out of *Roseanne*.

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Niceromancer Apr 17, 2026 +23

It's amazing the shit you can get away when th when you are loaded and from a politically influential family He probably never got any help because it would "make the family look bad"

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steppe5 Apr 17, 2026 +7

When you have money, you're not crazy. You're eccentric.

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ManOf1000Usernames Apr 17, 2026 +15

American Social Mores 101: POOR "people" are CRAZY and deserve to be PUNISHED and sent to PRISON RICH PEOPLE are "ECCENTRIC" and deserve to be FAWNED OVER and sent on a PUBLIC SPEAKING TOUR

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Fallouttgrrl Apr 18, 2026 +5

If you're rich enough you can hardly commit crimes at all, just amusing little peccadillos -paraphrasing the late and greatly missed Sir Terry Pratchett

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kaisadilla_ Apr 17, 2026 +7

Quirky my ass there's literally zero people on this planet that, if they saw their neighbor driving around with a decapitated whale head or collecting a roadkill's d***, would think "what a quirky neighbor of mine". Only difference is he has a good family name and bank account, so suddenly everything he does is "quirky" rather than "batshit crazy".

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mykl5 Apr 17, 2026 +3

I think a ton of people know he’s worse than quirky.

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Bman4k1 Apr 17, 2026 +23

So if you removed the name RFK from those incidents and said explain the person that did this. Most people would say someone with a deep mental health issue or a psychopath.

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Kopie150 Apr 17, 2026 +42

wait the onion might be on to something [https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-i-am-6-animal-penises-away-from-curing-cancer/](https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-i-am-6-animal-penises-away-from-curing-cancer/)

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nosungdeeptongs Apr 17, 2026 +11

this is the type of person who, if he had been born without empathy, would be a serial killer.

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KinneKted Apr 17, 2026 +7

Do we know he's not? I've never seen RFK jr and the zodiac killer in the same room

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Estoye Apr 17, 2026 +8

He’s like Dr. Hannibal Doolittle.

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DarkIllusionsMasks Apr 17, 2026 +6

I suppose there's a problem with wild bears in Central Park?

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msunbits Apr 17, 2026 +4

Well, don't forget a worm has eaten "a portion" of his brain.

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the_elephant_stan Apr 17, 2026 +3

How much could a worm’s portion actually be? It’s fiiiiiine

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DildoTheSizeOfUranus Apr 17, 2026 +5

He's either a serial killer, or has intense fantasies about serial killing.

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EggNo289 Apr 17, 2026 +3

There is a higher than 0% chance he is eating that stuff in some sort of bizarro "natural health" mindset.

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eyecannon Apr 17, 2026 +16

He's obviously into animal bones and skulls. Racoons have one of the biggest p**** bones out there (a baculum), and you can't legally buy certain animals' bones because of laws. I know a guy in Oakland who has chopped off a few marine animal heads for his collection. The collection is like what you'd find at a natural history museum. Doesn't excuse this behavior, but some people like to collect bones and taxidermy objects.

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the_elephant_stan Apr 17, 2026 +21

RFK is that you?

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kookaburra1701 Apr 17, 2026 +10

Yeah I've got a graduate biology degree and worked in an evolutionary ecology lab in undergrad. The collecting dead animals for bones (and with raccoon its almost certainly going after the baculum, they're used in a lot of crafts and as good luck charms) is like the least weird part of his behavior for me. I know people who keep their own dermestid beetle colonies specifically for cleaning off random bones and skulls they get their hands on. They just y'know. *Don't* talk about it to people who don't share their interest.

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alfadasfire Apr 17, 2026 +578

Weird but yeah. Why doesn't that surprise me. At least the raccoon was dead.

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magicaltrevor953 Apr 17, 2026 +180

Does the book explain how the raccoon came to be road killed? Or was RFK just conveniently there at the time?

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1Maple Apr 17, 2026 +201

He really does just happen to find a lot of road kill

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Michael_G_Bordin Apr 17, 2026 +95

I mean, there is just a lot of dead animals on the road. Most of us don't bother to take note because it's fairly common and mostly disgusting. RFK Jr is the weirdo who thinks to pull over and check if it's still good-eats. F***, that guy is weird as hell.

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KingEmbassy Apr 17, 2026 +14

Yeah from doing a road trip around the whole west of the US last year I did feel sad every time I saw some road kill, which was a lot more than I'm used to

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jimbo831 Apr 18, 2026 +8

It would be less weird if he was just checking if it was still good-eats. Instead he wants to cut off the p**** to take it home and “study” it.

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Michael_G_Bordin Apr 18, 2026 +9

The p**** thing is a new development that certainly increases the weird factor, but I honestly thought eating roadkill was already an outer bound of how weird one could get. He has a fascination with dead animals that gives serial killer.

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ericmm76 Apr 17, 2026 +4

Or ocean kill. Also in this case even one seems to be a lot, when it comes to collecting parts.

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LeBleuH8R Apr 17, 2026 +5

Idk about the US but where I live in Canada I’ll go past like 5 to 6 road kills in a 90 mins drive.

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lostroadrunner22 Apr 17, 2026 +27

Who amonst us has not cut off the p**** of a racoon to study it in what I assume to be under the guise 'everything is a d**** if you are brave enough'?

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Ahelex Apr 17, 2026 +7

Is it really a d**** when it's essentially a biological p****?

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DildoTheSizeOfUranus Apr 17, 2026 +3

Asking the important questions.

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Professional-Tap300 Apr 17, 2026 +6

Sounds pretty difficult if it was alive, would not attempt

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x40Shots Apr 17, 2026 +224

The more I hear about RFK Jr, the more he sounds like the psychopathic 14 year old boy that lives down the block, that should probably see a pyschologist and be put on a watch list...

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Seigmoraig Apr 17, 2026 +49

He should be put in a straight jacket is what

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x40Shots Apr 17, 2026 +26

Director of Health and Human Services, everyone! 😅 The writers of this timeline aren't even believable anymore, I hate it here.

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jsting Apr 17, 2026 +11

His family thought so too. They stuck him in a boarding school for the super rich or influential families with troubled spoiled kids. That is what Millbrook was known for.

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Squishy_puddin Apr 17, 2026 +6

He has Dahmer vibes for sure. Both of them would have had a great old time together carving up whatever they found squashed on the side the highway.

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deviltrombone Apr 17, 2026 +313

My only question at this point is, before his HHS farce began, did RFK Jr personally kill more people than Jeffrey Dahmer? I'm not talking about his bad advice that's gotten hundreds if not thousands killed. I fully expect he's got bodies dissolving in vats in some basement somewhere.

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ArtieTheFashionDemon Apr 17, 2026 +71

With their dicks all severed

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Kopie150 Apr 17, 2026 +22

yes of course. how else is he gonna cure cancer? [https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-i-am-6-animal-penises-away-from-curing-cancer/](https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-i-am-6-animal-penises-away-from-curing-cancer/)

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vinegarstrokes420 Apr 17, 2026 +5

He's got a whole bag of dicks he's keeping for further study later on.

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pikpikcarrotmon Apr 17, 2026 +44

Certainly killed more given measles follows him wherever he goes. The real question is which has the worst eating habits

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SnooCauliflowers9874 Apr 17, 2026 +20

I’d also like to know if he set fires as a child.

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Ok_Resolve_1754 Apr 17, 2026 +5

The bodies were all absorbed in the ritual that gave him his demonic goat voice.

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scuzzy987 Apr 17, 2026 +219

Isn't mutilating dead animals the first sign of a psychopath?

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ThePensiveE Apr 17, 2026 +191

Long answer: Yeah. Short answer: Yes.

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digganickrick Apr 17, 2026 +35

Usually it's hurting and killing live animals moreso than mutilating dead ones. But I'm sure there's a lot of overlap

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[deleted] Apr 17, 2026 +25

Jeffrey Dahmer infamously collected and dissected roadkill. RFK Jr may not be a cannibal but there’s something very odd about his pattern of behavior with dead animals.

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airship_of_arbitrary Apr 17, 2026 +6

Dahmer dismembered roadkill corpses. It's both. Psychopaths do both.

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epidemicsaints Apr 17, 2026 +179

Does anyone remember the racoon p**** bone trend in the late 90s? It was a J.T. Leroy thing. A bunch of musicians wore them as necklaces. This is way weirder.

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FarGrape1953 Apr 17, 2026 +72

I remember the '90s very well and I don't remember anything about this.

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epidemicsaints Apr 17, 2026 +30

It was a flash in the pan, I remember seeing Shirley Manson with one in Details, Courtney Love, and maybe Michael Stipe. It was merch for a fake author this woman wrote books as. Edit: Actually found references to it! [https://doves-diner-inc.square.site/product/JTLeRoy-penisbones/3](https://doves-diner-inc.square.site/product/JTLeRoy-penisbones/3) [https://www.out.com/michael-musto/2016/8/22/i-was-caught-jt-leroy-scam-and-have-raccoon-p****-prove-it](https://www.out.com/michael-musto/2016/8/22/i-was-caught-jt-leroy-scam-and-have-raccoon-p****-prove-it)

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Mountain_rage Apr 17, 2026 +12

Isn't it a moonshine thing, or is that a fake origin story to the 90s trend. My understanding is moonshiners use it to direct their moonshine stream into the jars. Why? liquor was obviously involved in the decision making.

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ThePensiveE Apr 17, 2026 +66

I think the question is *why do you* remember the raccoon p**** bone trend? Kidding aside, no, definitely didn't know that and am not googling it either. I've learned enough today.

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Arctyc38 Apr 17, 2026 +27

They're called *baculum*, by the way. A lot of smaller mammals have them.

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StJsub Apr 17, 2026 +25

Bigger mammals have them too. The walrus has the biggest I think. Gorillas have one too. Humans are weird for not having one.

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michoudi Apr 17, 2026 +8

Instead of a boner, it should be called a boneless.

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WoolooOfWallStreet Apr 17, 2026 +9

Apparently humans are an exception in not having them amongst mammals

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Kiyohara Apr 17, 2026 +6

I lived through the 90's and I have to say... Excuse me *what?* Who wore these? I was busy with baggy jeans, long sleeved T Shirts inside short sleeve T shirts, and slap bracelets. I don't know a single person that wore a raccoon d*** necklace.

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epidemicsaints Apr 17, 2026 +7

It was a celebrity thing mostly like the red thread Kabbalah thing. Plus it had a queer culture slant, not really mainstream but I saw it in magazines and once you knew what it was, saw it other places. I just googled it with links below in the thread. There are still references to it. JT Leroy is an interesting rabbit hole.

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Such-Tap6737 Apr 17, 2026 +8

This is an old thing in the American South. Baculum as amulets etc. For a long time it's been mostly a silly thing like the scorpion lollipops for sale in every gas station in the southwest but it is actually a Hoodoo folk magic practice.

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Gilles_of_Augustine Apr 17, 2026 +9

I mean, bacula are legitimately cool. I have plenty of friends who are fascinated by animal skulls and bacula and stuff. Usually a mix of science enthusiasm and/or being professionally in the sciences, with a dash of goth aesthetic. Also a lot of overlap with the Rennfaire crowd. RFK Jr. is... not that. He's just sick in the head.

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ZestyChinchilla Apr 17, 2026 +5

There’s a store in San Francisco called [Paxton Gate](https://sfstandard.com/2023/03/17/this-curiously-mind-expanding-store-is-an-ode-to-sfs-eccentric-roots/) that has a jar of them for sale (baculum, not full raccoon dicks.)

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BiBoFieTo Apr 17, 2026 +70

"Let him who hasn't cut off a raccoon p**** cast the first stone"

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Zardotab Apr 17, 2026 +8

Maga's are itching for start a new religion roughly based on Christianity, don't give them ideas.

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MeatImmediate6549 Apr 17, 2026 +30

Between this and the whale and the bear -- is he building some bonkers taxidermy chimera? Is he some kind of horror show Dr. Frankenstein? Does his estate hold the prototype for the dreaded manbearpig? Seriously this guy is like a low-rent Krieger from "Archer".

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betweentwoblueclouds Apr 17, 2026 +18

If _anybody_ from a Democrat administration even told a story like that, let alone do it themselves, Republicans would be filing impeachment charges left and right

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FarGrape1953 Apr 17, 2026 +16

Jeffrey Dahmer used to do this shit. Food for thought.

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Dutchillz Apr 17, 2026 +26

This admnistration is...something...definitely something.

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Ganjaleezarice69 Apr 17, 2026 +11

Does he have a road kill f*****?

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ThePensiveE Apr 17, 2026 +4

Yes. Also, yes.

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nazerall Apr 17, 2026 +48

I have some friends that have done some wild shit. But none have cut penises off road kill. And they're not stupid enough to run for president after the shit they've done. Wish more people were self aware.

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8fenristhewolf8 Apr 17, 2026 +8

I'd settle for just any awareness, self or otherwise. There always have and will be shitty people out there, but it seems easier than ever for these fucks to get others to go along with them.

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GansNaval Apr 17, 2026 +20

Yeah he is definitely the raccoon d*** cutter kind of guy.

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Southern-Western-575 Apr 17, 2026 +15

Luckily he is institutionalised and as such not a threat to society.

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Kiyohara Apr 17, 2026 +5

RFK Jr. or the Raccoon? Either way, I got some bad news for you...

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brerog13 Apr 17, 2026 +7

Everything I learn about this man is against my consent :(

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Justsayin68 Apr 17, 2026 +6

Can you imagine how crazy the stuff he keeps secret is?

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DuskyDawn7 Apr 17, 2026 +8

Wtf is this dude’s obsession with roadkill. I wouldn’t want to get within 30 feet of any dead animal just for the potential diseases, but I do guess that brain worm has got to get sustenance somehow

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organik_productions Apr 17, 2026 +18

I'm not sure I wanted to know this

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KimJongFunk Apr 17, 2026 +7

My day is a bit dimmer after reading this

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Shumina-Ghost Apr 17, 2026 +5

Totally normal behavior I expect out of someone making decisions about health policy for 350+ million others.

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DoesThisSmellWeird2U Apr 17, 2026 +5

What in the Cooking for Rednecks is this ?

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Felon_musk1939 Apr 17, 2026 +4

If he hasn't said leprosy is good for weight loss he's gonna.

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le127 Apr 17, 2026 +5

Bears, whales, raccoons, what is it with this guy and dead animals? Is there a clinical name for his behavior beyond batshit crazy?

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horseradish_is_gross Apr 17, 2026 +5

“Dad, why are you stopping?” “Hang on kids, I gotta go cut this dead raccoon’s d*** off for my collection of dead raccoon dicks.”

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digidave1 Apr 17, 2026 +4

Somehow this is the least terrible thing about him. I cannot wait until this nightmare is over. I'll be in my 50s by then. Thanks a lot Assholes.

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sitdownheckler Apr 18, 2026 +5

I am by no means defending him in any way, however there is a unique bone in raccoon penises. Baculum. Supposed to be lucky, like a rabbits foot.

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shotgunocelot Apr 18, 2026 +4

Did he eat it? I bet he ate it

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aotus_trivirgatus Apr 18, 2026 +3

>RFK Jr once cut p**** off Oh, how I wish the headline had ended right there.

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30_Under_The_40 Apr 17, 2026 +11

Sign of a serial killer

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Osniffable Apr 17, 2026 +3

Who among us hasn’t cut the p**** off some happened upon roadkill. Perfectly healthy. Perfectly normal.

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ContrastingCanvas Apr 17, 2026 +3

There's just something wrong with this guy's head.

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JasonIsFishing Apr 17, 2026 +3

The Bible says “And let he who has not cut the p**** off of a road kill raccoon cast the first stone”. I think that is how it goes.

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swirvbox Apr 17, 2026 +3

This guy is such a weirdo.

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InevitableAvalanche Apr 17, 2026 +3

This is who conservatives choose to lead them on health. They are jokes. Can never take them seriously again.

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King-Rat-in-Boise Apr 17, 2026 +3

I was sure the onion was back at it....

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nerdwerds Apr 17, 2026 +3

nothing about this guy seems normal

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Gemtree710 Apr 17, 2026 +3

It's still stuck in his throat

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Lespaul42 Apr 17, 2026 +3

Why? Why would you do that? :(

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PurpleStar4u Apr 17, 2026 +3

Not surprise he got brain worms.

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mysecondaccountanon Apr 17, 2026 +3

What is this guy's obsession with dead animals? That's weird.

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SenpaiSamaChan Apr 17, 2026 +3

Has anyone ever asked, or does he volunteer all this shit himself?

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Elite-Thorn Apr 17, 2026 +3

Was this before or after they found the parasite in his brain?

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null-character Apr 17, 2026 +3

This is serial killer type shit

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plazagirl Apr 18, 2026 +3

It’s so satisfying seeing him age with the face he deserves.

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technofox01 Apr 18, 2026 +3

I was wondering where the p**** jokes were coming from about this nutjob on other subs. It all makes sense now and I am not surprised he did this. I don't even want to know why he did it.

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SnarkyPuppy-0417 Apr 18, 2026 +3

Was this prior to his obsession with stealing people's scabs?

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BVoLatte Apr 19, 2026 +3

My favorite part is he expresses that while he was doing it he was thinking about what a bunch of weirdos his relatives are

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Main-Tea-2201 Apr 19, 2026 +3

At this point I’d be more surprised if anyone from this administration did something normal in their life.

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cytherian Apr 18, 2026 +5

RFK Jr. is a total lunatic. Part of his brain was eaten away by worms. Nobody in their right mind would have him appointed to ANY official government post. Trump is even more insane.

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brokefixfux Apr 17, 2026 +2

How many times does this have to appear in my feed?

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Hellstorm901 Apr 17, 2026 +2

And he's me thinking we wouldn't get worse than "I shot my dog because it wouldn't learn" But they outdo themselves, every time, without fail

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Numerous_Photograph9 Apr 17, 2026 +2

What is wrong with this guy? Does he just see dead things on the side of the road and think he has to do something with it?

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forevercurmudgeon Apr 17, 2026 +2

So he cut off a whales head, cut off a raccoons p****, and collected and randomly deposited a bear's corpse. Anything I'm missing ?

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Realsorceror Apr 17, 2026 +2

This isn’t even the weirdest thing he’s done with a dead animal.

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Smooth_Storm_9698 Apr 17, 2026 +2

Sociopaths in politics? Fork found in kitchen

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Excellent-Piglet-655 Apr 17, 2026 +2

WTF is wrong with these degenerates? Can’t believe this pile of garbage is related to JFK.

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SillyMikey Apr 17, 2026 +2

This guy is such an embarrassment to the Kennedy name.

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Special_Loan8725 Apr 17, 2026 +2

If you wrote the headline without saying who it was he would be my first guess.

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Dry_Action1734 Apr 17, 2026 +2

A full 9 years before the brain worm.

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Oro_Outcast Apr 17, 2026 +2

He accidentally trimmed his coke nail so he needed an alternative.

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freddyd00 Apr 17, 2026 +2

There are definitely skeletons somewhere...

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Zampano85 Apr 17, 2026 +2

So, we seem to be glossing over that time he took a chainsaw to a (dead) beached whale.

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RFK Jr once cut p**** off ‘road-killed raccoon’ in New York, new book reveals

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