He’s so weird that I’ll believe anything when it comes to RFK Jr.
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bedrooms-ds1 day ago
+233
Guy's beyond crazy. At least it's beyond the definition I have had in mind.
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DialecticEnjoyer1 day ago
+160
"So we just lost the Iran war when RFK told us all the story about how he ran over a raccoon and sliced its p**** off...but this was all after Donald trumps secret police killed 11 people for immigration enforcement so anyway I guess buy bitcoin cause there's no more healthcare...also we built a mecha Hitler..."
--me from the future, explaining this to my 16 year old self
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bedrooms-ds1 day ago
+45
Exactly this. History textbooks will become like cryptography where connecting the dots becomes impossible because thousands of random events happen for nonsensical reasons.
History will become like Greek mythology if you've ever read one. That's assuming it's not going to be Trump Bible explaining how he saved the World from evil Democrats.
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OtakuAttacku1 day ago
+18
I just read the story of Theagenes, does feel like we're just in that zone of wacky events.
> Pausanias relates a story regarding a statue of Theagenes made by Glaucias of Aegina. A man in Thasos had a grudge against Theagenes for his victories and scourged the statue by way of revenge. One night, the statue fell upon the man, killing him. The statue was put on trial for murder, found guilty, and exiled by being thrown into the sea. The land then became barren. The Oracle of Delphi declared that the country would remain so until they restored the statue of Theagenes. The crew of a fishing vessel caught the statue in a net and brought it to shore so it could be returned to its original site. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theagenes_of_Thasos
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OldEcho1 day ago
+5
Yeahhh...no...most of it just won't be discussed except for people that dig for it. The causes and consequences will be, but people of the future don't need to know the exact specifics of how the American people lost their minds and joined a death cult. It's like how we don't really talk about how the Nazis thought they were lightning wizards from an ancient civilization.
Maybe there will be "fun facts" about some of the absolutely silly shit we're getting up to, the way there are "fun facts" like that fact that Hitler regularly slept in past noon because of his constant meth benders and everyone was too afraid to wake him so his crack tank team didn't defend the D-Day beaches until way too late.
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Extension-Math51831 day ago
+53
Although if he and Fetterman did some kind of road trip reality show, I would be hooked.
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Rickshmitt1 day ago
+29
Just two shirtless bros hangin out with racoon wang out
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GimmieGummies1 day ago
+11
I'm pretty sure that Fetterman *never* takes his hoodies off, wang or no wang
11
Rickshmitt1 day ago
+7
This is fair, as hes just 3 kids in a hoodie
7
mces971 day ago
+9
Did you see a photo of Fetterman wearing a suit jacket, a sweatshirt and a tie that was tied directly around his bare neck. His bare f****** neck. Like wtf is going on?
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GuudeSpelur1 day ago
+4
Probably a protest against the Senate dress code. For men it probably requires a tie and a business suit. So he just threw a tie and suit jacket on over his hoodie
4
mces971 day ago
+6
That's not a protest. That's insanity.
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yanocupominomb1 day ago
+11
Only if the last episode was both of them driving off the road into a bottomless pit.
11
thorstormcaller1 day ago
+14
I wonder whether the dead animal penises are a symptom or a contributing factor
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bedrooms-ds1 day ago
+9
He's destroying the concept of cause and effect.
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thorstormcaller1 day ago
+8
So you’d say he’s trans…chronological?
8
menagerath1 day ago
+12
He’s the one person I see in scam YouTube medical ads where I wonder if what he says is real or AI.
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ensalys1 day ago
+10
I'd have a hard time believing a headline stating that he ignored road kill once...
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TheLostRanger01171 day ago
+5
I heard he once sodomized a buck as it was bleeding out after he shot it in the gut, using the antlers as handles
5
Kiyohara1 day ago
+204
I feel like at this point, any headline that says RFK did X with a Y's dead body, I would simply shake my head and go, "yeah, I guess he did."
And anyone else doing something and I'd question it to some degree. Like, I'd wait for proof or someone swearing they saw it. "Oh Krisiti Noem is being accused of killing her dog? Really? Let me look that up." And yeah, she did. But I'd need to hear it from her.
But RFK has a long history of doing weird and inexplicable shit with the bodies of various animals. I don't know why. I'm not sure *he* knows why. But he f****** does it.
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ThePensiveE1 day ago
+148
The crazy thing is, these are all things *he admits to.*
The torturing animals while they're still alive part that psychopath leaves out.
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Oleg1011 day ago
+43
Republicans: that’s our guy to run Health and Human Resources!
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AmmenDegen1 day ago
+17
He's the closest thing they have to a scientist.
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Chill-more12361 day ago
+9
Turns my stomach trump picked the worst people possible for his cabinet.
Its the main reason I believe he is firmly anti American.
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airship_of_arbitrary1 day ago
+18
In the book, while cutting off a dead raccoon's p****, he reveals his internal monologue was all about how weird and bizarre OTHER members of his family were. While his kids were actively in the car getting traumatized.
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KiiZig1 day ago
+6
and they said that wasn't something out of the ordinary for him to do. people in the future won't believe half the stuff they read about him and the circus are doing
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Closerstill8081 day ago
+13
“It’s for science guys! I really want to study this raccoon d*** in the comfort of my home laboratory.”
-RFK
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move_machine1 day ago
+7
RFK Jr might actually be the Zodiac killer
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thatoneredheadgirl1 day ago
+3
I would 100% believe he’s tortured live animals. Have you heard what he did with the whale? His daughter shared it in an interview and they covered their faces in their car with grocery sacks. Like wtf
3
Codspear1 day ago
+43
[RFK allegedly found a dead whale on a beach](https://apnews.com/article/rfk-jr-kennedy-whale-investigation-09c494d8164c6f9bde9ece39637ea4d3), cut its head off, and drove home with it on the roof of his minivan.
That’s the craziest hood ornament I’ve ever heard of.
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JunglePygmy1 day ago
+45
He also drunkenly dragged a bear corpse, that he killed with his car, into Central Park to stage a scene that looked like a bike had hit and killed the bear… so horribly bizarre
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thatoneredheadgirl1 day ago
+14
These were known before he got his current position 😑
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missmeowwww1 day ago
+6
Everything I know about this sicko is against my will. It’s astonishing how many strange dead animal stories he has and willingly shares with the public. Like if he’s messing with this many dead animals, should we do a welfare check on any live ones he comes into contact with?
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mrbigglessworth1 day ago
+26
So, we know of Brain Worm, Whale Carcass, Dead Bear, now a racoon. He also loves to swim in raw sewage and did coke off a public toilet seat, also multi hear heroine addiction. And he is the head of health?
THE F***?
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Kiyohara1 day ago
+4
Man also drink raw milk because pasteurization is evil I guess.
4
essdeecee1 day ago
+3
Sadly the raw milk is the least weird thing I've heard RFK Jr do
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Mighty_moose451 day ago
+28
He really talks and acts how you’d expect for a dude who has repeatedly admitted to consuming “exotic” roadkill and about brainworm issues.
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AnonEMoussie1 day ago
+14
I’ll be so happy when I don’t read news headlines about “raccoon p****”
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Alittlespill1 day ago
+8
Is this how he got his brain worm?
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AttemptUsual20891 day ago
+7
Most of the administration I still check to make sure things are not satire, but RFK Jr the crazier it sounds the more likely it is to be true.
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[deleted]1 day ago
+22
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GoarSpewerofSecrets1 day ago
+12
According to raccoon math all butts are high capacity
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ThePensiveE1 day ago
+8
Goar, please stop spewing raccoon secrets. They already have to deal with RFK hunting their junk.
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LilPonyBoy691 day ago
+23
As a guy into collecting bones (a boner, if you please), I know why he did this. Raccoons have a p**** bone called a baculum and quite frankly, I would also like to add a baculum to my collection... He's still f****** weird, but I sort of understand the impulse. And to be fair, I am also weird (but not RFK weird)
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Notyouraverageskunk1 day ago
+30
This is the least weird "RFK f****** with roadkill" headline I've seen.
Racoon baculums are considered good luck, some people make jewelry with them, they're widely used in the moonshining community. It might just be a southern thing, idk.
(I know you know that stuff about these things but I'm just putting that info out for others.)
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BastardOPFromHell1 day ago
+11
I had an great-uncle as a kid that talked about using a racoon p**** as a toothpick. He said a lot of crazy stuff and I assumed he was joking but maybe he wasn't.
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goldenbugreaction1 day ago
+10
He wasn’t.
Source: grew up in the south.
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LavaMeteor23 hr ago
+4
>widely used in moonshining
Dude you cannot just drop "People use raccoon c*** bones to brew their own spirits" and leave it at that, please elaborate.
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delorf1 day ago
+3
>“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the p**** out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” Kennedy wrote in the journal.
He added: “My kids waited patiently in the car.”
>Isabel Vincent, the author of the new book, told People that he took the raccoon’s genitals so he could “study them later”.
The guy had already forced his kids to wear bags over their heads to protect them from disgusting rot when he strapped the head of a whale to the top of their car. I am sure they were glad their dad was just bringing home a raccoon d*** this time.
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Chris__P_Bacon1 day ago
+10
What is with this guy's obsession with dead animals? That shit is macabre asf. 🤢
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captainedwinkrieger1 day ago
+3
Maybe the parasites have taken over his body and they demand more parasites. Maybe he saw that Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns found out he was functionally immortal because he had so many diseases that they all canceled each other out and he took it as health advice. Maybe he's the Horseman of Pestilence. Either way, he's gross.
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GnomeNot1 day ago
+4
I’d be more shocked if it was only once at this point.
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Shirolicious1 day ago
+3
He probably sucked it dry too for the extra vitamins
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BalanceEarly1 day ago
+3
He's the same guy that left a dead bear in central park. Definitely believable.
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the_elephant_stan1 day ago
+1102
Here's a list of all the weird shit he did as reported in the story:
* Took the raccoon's p**** so he could study it later
* Collected dead seagulls for their skulls
* Used a chainsaw to sever the head of a dead whale
* Dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park to make it look like a cyclist killed it
And this is the stuff we know about! I wish we could post gifs here so I could share the one of Dennis saying he finds animal skins fascinating.
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lady_ofthenorth1 day ago
+364
He then strapped the whale head to the family mini van and drove around with it.
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Real-Ad-17281 day ago
+195
Wow that’s disgusting and traumatizing! I mean can you imagine, having to drive around with RFK Jr?
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Rion231 day ago
+61
I know not to get into a car with a Kennedy.
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Real-Ad-17281 day ago
+7
Even in death he can’t escape Chappaquiddick 😂
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bballkj71 day ago
+32
and it splashed whale juice everywhere THROUGH THE OPEN WINDOWS the whole time while he was with HIS FAMILY
also people on the highway were rightfully flipping him off the whole time
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Frosty-Rich-71161 day ago
+17
As someone who has worked on a dead whale for biology reasons the smell is just awful. The car would never recover from that.
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Child_of_the_Hamster22 hr ago
+6
One of the kids said they were in the back seat with bags over their heads, both because of the stench and because of all the people trying to to look into the car windows like “wtf who straps a whale’s rotting severed head onto their truck?” And then presumably thinking “oh, of course, RFK Jr.”
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Mataraiki1 day ago
+15
And you know damn well he didn't wash his hands after doing *any* of that.
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plipyplop1 day ago
+9
Indeed, no need. He very strongly believes germs do not cause harm.
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Kiyohara1 day ago
+151
* Dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park to make it look like a cyclist killed it
That is one f****** *amazing* cyclist. Who the f*** can kill a bear with a bicycle? Mumen Rider? Check Norris? The Terminator at the Tour de France?
Pretty sure if you ran into a average bear with a bicycle, *you'd* be the f****** body they'd find the next day.
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GallopingOsprey1 day ago
+68
mumen rider would have prevented people from approaching the cub for safety of people and the bear. to suggest otherwise is pure slander.
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Joe_Jobs_1 day ago
+15
it was two tired.
ok. bye.
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Secure_Activity49441 day ago
+9
>That is one f****** *amazing* cyclist. Who the f*** can kill a bear with a bicycle? Mumen Rider? Check Norris? The Terminator at the Tour de France?
That bike must have been *specialized*
Yeah, he would be a *Ghost*
And a *Giant* mess!
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Kiyohara1 day ago
+6
I don't get it.
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Tirannie1 day ago
+5
Those are all brand names of fairly famous bike companies.
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Kiyohara1 day ago
+5
Oh. Okay, ty. I'm not bike guy, so I had no idea.
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FillMySoupDumpling1 day ago
+126
This guy is seriously messed up and everyone is pretending like it’s just quirky
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MadRaymer1 day ago
+65
When he told the bear story to Roseanne Barr, she looked at him like he was insane. Imagine how crazy you have to be to get a "bro wtf" reaction out of *Roseanne*.
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Niceromancer1 day ago
+23
It's amazing the shit you can get away when th when you are loaded and from a politically influential family
He probably never got any help because it would "make the family look bad"
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steppe51 day ago
+7
When you have money, you're not crazy. You're eccentric.
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ManOf1000Usernames1 day ago
+15
American Social Mores 101:
POOR "people" are CRAZY and deserve to be PUNISHED and sent to PRISON
RICH PEOPLE are "ECCENTRIC" and deserve to be FAWNED OVER and sent on a PUBLIC SPEAKING TOUR
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Fallouttgrrl1 day ago
+5
If you're rich enough you can hardly commit crimes at all, just amusing little peccadillos
-paraphrasing the late and greatly missed Sir Terry Pratchett
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kaisadilla_1 day ago
+7
Quirky my ass there's literally zero people on this planet that, if they saw their neighbor driving around with a decapitated whale head or collecting a roadkill's d***, would think "what a quirky neighbor of mine". Only difference is he has a good family name and bank account, so suddenly everything he does is "quirky" rather than "batshit crazy".
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mykl51 day ago
+3
I think a ton of people know he’s worse than quirky.
3
Bman4k11 day ago
+23
So if you removed the name RFK from those incidents and said explain the person that did this. Most people would say someone with a deep mental health issue or a psychopath.
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Kopie1501 day ago
+42
wait the onion might be on to something
[https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-i-am-6-animal-penises-away-from-curing-cancer/](https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-i-am-6-animal-penises-away-from-curing-cancer/)
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nosungdeeptongs1 day ago
+11
this is the type of person who, if he had been born without empathy, would be a serial killer.
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KinneKted1 day ago
+7
Do we know he's not? I've never seen RFK jr and the zodiac killer in the same room
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Estoye1 day ago
+8
He’s like Dr. Hannibal Doolittle.
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DarkIllusionsMasks1 day ago
+6
I suppose there's a problem with wild bears in Central Park?
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msunbits1 day ago
+4
Well, don't forget a worm has eaten "a portion" of his brain.
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the_elephant_stan1 day ago
+3
How much could a worm’s portion actually be? It’s fiiiiiine
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DildoTheSizeOfUranus1 day ago
+5
He's either a serial killer, or has intense fantasies about serial killing.
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EggNo2891 day ago
+3
There is a higher than 0% chance he is eating that stuff in some sort of bizarro "natural health" mindset.
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eyecannon1 day ago
+16
He's obviously into animal bones and skulls. Racoons have one of the biggest p**** bones out there (a baculum), and you can't legally buy certain animals' bones because of laws. I know a guy in Oakland who has chopped off a few marine animal heads for his collection. The collection is like what you'd find at a natural history museum. Doesn't excuse this behavior, but some people like to collect bones and taxidermy objects.
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the_elephant_stan1 day ago
+21
RFK is that you?
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kookaburra17011 day ago
+10
Yeah I've got a graduate biology degree and worked in an evolutionary ecology lab in undergrad. The collecting dead animals for bones (and with raccoon its almost certainly going after the baculum, they're used in a lot of crafts and as good luck charms) is like the least weird part of his behavior for me. I know people who keep their own dermestid beetle colonies specifically for cleaning off random bones and skulls they get their hands on. They just y'know. *Don't* talk about it to people who don't share their interest.
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alfadasfire1 day ago
+578
Weird but yeah. Why doesn't that surprise me. At least the raccoon was dead.
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magicaltrevor9531 day ago
+180
Does the book explain how the raccoon came to be road killed? Or was RFK just conveniently there at the time?
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1Maple1 day ago
+201
He really does just happen to find a lot of road kill
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Michael_G_Bordin1 day ago
+95
I mean, there is just a lot of dead animals on the road. Most of us don't bother to take note because it's fairly common and mostly disgusting. RFK Jr is the weirdo who thinks to pull over and check if it's still good-eats. F***, that guy is weird as hell.
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KingEmbassy1 day ago
+14
Yeah from doing a road trip around the whole west of the US last year I did feel sad every time I saw some road kill, which was a lot more than I'm used to
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jimbo8311 day ago
+8
It would be less weird if he was just checking if it was still good-eats. Instead he wants to cut off the p**** to take it home and “study” it.
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Michael_G_Bordin1 day ago
+9
The p**** thing is a new development that certainly increases the weird factor, but I honestly thought eating roadkill was already an outer bound of how weird one could get. He has a fascination with dead animals that gives serial killer.
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ericmm761 day ago
+4
Or ocean kill.
Also in this case even one seems to be a lot, when it comes to collecting parts.
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LeBleuH8R1 day ago
+5
Idk about the US but where I live in Canada I’ll go past like 5 to 6 road kills in a 90 mins drive.
5
lostroadrunner221 day ago
+27
Who amonst us has not cut off the p**** of a racoon to study it in what I assume to be under the guise 'everything is a d**** if you are brave enough'?
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Ahelex1 day ago
+7
Is it really a d**** when it's essentially a biological p****?
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DildoTheSizeOfUranus1 day ago
+3
Asking the important questions.
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Professional-Tap3001 day ago
+6
Sounds pretty difficult if it was alive, would not attempt
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x40Shots1 day ago
+224
The more I hear about RFK Jr, the more he sounds like the psychopathic 14 year old boy that lives down the block, that should probably see a pyschologist and be put on a watch list...
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Seigmoraig1 day ago
+49
He should be put in a straight jacket is what
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x40Shots1 day ago
+26
Director of Health and Human Services, everyone!
😅
The writers of this timeline aren't even believable anymore, I hate it here.
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jsting1 day ago
+11
His family thought so too. They stuck him in a boarding school for the super rich or influential families with troubled spoiled kids. That is what Millbrook was known for.
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Squishy_puddin1 day ago
+6
He has Dahmer vibes for sure. Both of them would have had a great old time together carving up whatever they found squashed on the side the highway.
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deviltrombone1 day ago
+313
My only question at this point is, before his HHS farce began, did RFK Jr personally kill more people than Jeffrey Dahmer? I'm not talking about his bad advice that's gotten hundreds if not thousands killed. I fully expect he's got bodies dissolving in vats in some basement somewhere.
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ArtieTheFashionDemon1 day ago
+71
With their dicks all severed
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Kopie1501 day ago
+22
yes of course. how else is he gonna cure cancer?
[https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-i-am-6-animal-penises-away-from-curing-cancer/](https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-i-am-6-animal-penises-away-from-curing-cancer/)
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vinegarstrokes4201 day ago
+5
He's got a whole bag of dicks he's keeping for further study later on.
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pikpikcarrotmon1 day ago
+44
Certainly killed more given measles follows him wherever he goes. The real question is which has the worst eating habits
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SnooCauliflowers98741 day ago
+20
I’d also like to know if he set fires as a child.
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Ok_Resolve_17541 day ago
+5
The bodies were all absorbed in the ritual that gave him his demonic goat voice.
5
scuzzy9871 day ago
+219
Isn't mutilating dead animals the first sign of a psychopath?
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ThePensiveE1 day ago
+191
Long answer: Yeah.
Short answer: Yes.
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digganickrick1 day ago
+35
Usually it's hurting and killing live animals moreso than mutilating dead ones. But I'm sure there's a lot of overlap
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[deleted]1 day ago
+25
Jeffrey Dahmer infamously collected and dissected roadkill. RFK Jr may not be a cannibal but there’s something very odd about his pattern of behavior with dead animals.
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airship_of_arbitrary1 day ago
+6
Dahmer dismembered roadkill corpses.
It's both.
Psychopaths do both.
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epidemicsaints1 day ago
+179
Does anyone remember the racoon p**** bone trend in the late 90s? It was a J.T. Leroy thing. A bunch of musicians wore them as necklaces.
This is way weirder.
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FarGrape19531 day ago
+72
I remember the '90s very well and I don't remember anything about this.
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epidemicsaints1 day ago
+30
It was a flash in the pan, I remember seeing Shirley Manson with one in Details, Courtney Love, and maybe Michael Stipe. It was merch for a fake author this woman wrote books as.
Edit: Actually found references to it!
[https://doves-diner-inc.square.site/product/JTLeRoy-penisbones/3](https://doves-diner-inc.square.site/product/JTLeRoy-penisbones/3)
[https://www.out.com/michael-musto/2016/8/22/i-was-caught-jt-leroy-scam-and-have-raccoon-p****-prove-it](https://www.out.com/michael-musto/2016/8/22/i-was-caught-jt-leroy-scam-and-have-raccoon-p****-prove-it)
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Mountain_rage1 day ago
+12
Isn't it a moonshine thing, or is that a fake origin story to the 90s trend. My understanding is moonshiners use it to direct their moonshine stream into the jars. Why? liquor was obviously involved in the decision making.
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ThePensiveE1 day ago
+66
I think the question is *why do you* remember the raccoon p**** bone trend?
Kidding aside, no, definitely didn't know that and am not googling it either. I've learned enough today.
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Arctyc381 day ago
+27
They're called *baculum*, by the way. A lot of smaller mammals have them.
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StJsub1 day ago
+25
Bigger mammals have them too. The walrus has the biggest I think. Gorillas have one too. Humans are weird for not having one.
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michoudi1 day ago
+8
Instead of a boner, it should be called a boneless.
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WoolooOfWallStreet1 day ago
+9
Apparently humans are an exception in not having them amongst mammals
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Kiyohara1 day ago
+6
I lived through the 90's and I have to say...
Excuse me *what?* Who wore these? I was busy with baggy jeans, long sleeved T Shirts inside short sleeve T shirts, and slap bracelets. I don't know a single person that wore a raccoon d*** necklace.
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epidemicsaints1 day ago
+7
It was a celebrity thing mostly like the red thread Kabbalah thing. Plus it had a queer culture slant, not really mainstream but I saw it in magazines and once you knew what it was, saw it other places. I just googled it with links below in the thread. There are still references to it. JT Leroy is an interesting rabbit hole.
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Such-Tap67371 day ago
+8
This is an old thing in the American South. Baculum as amulets etc. For a long time it's been mostly a silly thing like the scorpion lollipops for sale in every gas station in the southwest but it is actually a Hoodoo folk magic practice.
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Gilles_of_Augustine1 day ago
+9
I mean, bacula are legitimately cool. I have plenty of friends who are fascinated by animal skulls and bacula and stuff. Usually a mix of science enthusiasm and/or being professionally in the sciences, with a dash of goth aesthetic. Also a lot of overlap with the Rennfaire crowd.
RFK Jr. is... not that. He's just sick in the head.
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ZestyChinchilla1 day ago
+5
There’s a store in San Francisco called [Paxton Gate](https://sfstandard.com/2023/03/17/this-curiously-mind-expanding-store-is-an-ode-to-sfs-eccentric-roots/) that has a jar of them for sale (baculum, not full raccoon dicks.)
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BiBoFieTo1 day ago
+70
"Let him who hasn't cut off a raccoon p**** cast the first stone"
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Zardotab1 day ago
+8
Maga's are itching for start a new religion roughly based on Christianity, don't give them ideas.
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MeatImmediate65491 day ago
+30
Between this and the whale and the bear -- is he building some bonkers taxidermy chimera? Is he some kind of horror show Dr. Frankenstein? Does his estate hold the prototype for the dreaded manbearpig?
Seriously this guy is like a low-rent Krieger from "Archer".
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betweentwoblueclouds1 day ago
+18
If _anybody_ from a Democrat administration even told a story like that, let alone do it themselves, Republicans would be filing impeachment charges left and right
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FarGrape19531 day ago
+16
Jeffrey Dahmer used to do this shit. Food for thought.
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Dutchillz1 day ago
+26
This admnistration is...something...definitely something.
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Ganjaleezarice691 day ago
+11
Does he have a road kill f*****?
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ThePensiveE1 day ago
+4
Yes. Also, yes.
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nazerall1 day ago
+48
I have some friends that have done some wild shit. But none have cut penises off road kill.
And they're not stupid enough to run for president after the shit they've done.
Wish more people were self aware.
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8fenristhewolf81 day ago
+8
I'd settle for just any awareness, self or otherwise. There always have and will be shitty people out there, but it seems easier than ever for these fucks to get others to go along with them.
8
GansNaval1 day ago
+20
Yeah he is definitely the raccoon d*** cutter kind of guy.
20
Southern-Western-5751 day ago
+15
Luckily he is institutionalised and as such not a threat to society.
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Kiyohara1 day ago
+5
RFK Jr. or the Raccoon? Either way, I got some bad news for you...
5
brerog131 day ago
+7
Everything I learn about this man is against my consent :(
7
Justsayin681 day ago
+6
Can you imagine how crazy the stuff he keeps secret is?
6
DuskyDawn71 day ago
+8
Wtf is this dude’s obsession with roadkill. I wouldn’t want to get within 30 feet of any dead animal just for the potential diseases, but I do guess that brain worm has got to get sustenance somehow
8
organik_productions1 day ago
+18
I'm not sure I wanted to know this
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KimJongFunk1 day ago
+7
My day is a bit dimmer after reading this
7
Shumina-Ghost1 day ago
+5
Totally normal behavior I expect out of someone making decisions about health policy for 350+ million others.
5
DoesThisSmellWeird2U1 day ago
+5
What in the Cooking for Rednecks is this ?
5
Felon_musk19391 day ago
+4
If he hasn't said leprosy is good for weight loss he's gonna.
4
le1271 day ago
+5
Bears, whales, raccoons, what is it with this guy and dead animals? Is there a clinical name for his behavior beyond batshit crazy?
5
horseradish_is_gross1 day ago
+5
“Dad, why are you stopping?”
“Hang on kids, I gotta go cut this dead raccoon’s d*** off for my collection of dead raccoon dicks.”
5
digidave11 day ago
+4
Somehow this is the least terrible thing about him.
I cannot wait until this nightmare is over. I'll be in my 50s by then. Thanks a lot Assholes.
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sitdownheckler1 day ago
+5
I am by no means defending him in any way, however there is a unique bone in raccoon penises. Baculum. Supposed to be lucky, like a rabbits foot.
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shotgunocelot1 day ago
+4
Did he eat it? I bet he ate it
4
aotus_trivirgatus1 day ago
+3
>RFK Jr once cut p**** off
Oh, how I wish the headline had ended right there.
3
30_Under_The_401 day ago
+11
Sign of a serial killer
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Osniffable1 day ago
+3
Who among us hasn’t cut the p**** off some happened upon roadkill. Perfectly healthy. Perfectly normal.
3
ContrastingCanvas1 day ago
+3
There's just something wrong with this guy's head.
3
JasonIsFishing1 day ago
+3
The Bible says “And let he who has not cut the p**** off of a road kill raccoon cast the first stone”. I think that is how it goes.
3
swirvbox1 day ago
+3
This guy is such a weirdo.
3
InevitableAvalanche1 day ago
+3
This is who conservatives choose to lead them on health. They are jokes. Can never take them seriously again.
3
King-Rat-in-Boise1 day ago
+3
I was sure the onion was back at it....
3
nerdwerds1 day ago
+3
nothing about this guy seems normal
3
Gemtree7101 day ago
+3
It's still stuck in his throat
3
Lespaul421 day ago
+3
Why? Why would you do that? :(
3
PurpleStar4u1 day ago
+3
Not surprise he got brain worms.
3
mysecondaccountanon1 day ago
+3
What is this guy's obsession with dead animals? That's weird.
3
SenpaiSamaChan1 day ago
+3
Has anyone ever asked, or does he volunteer all this shit himself?
3
Elite-Thorn1 day ago
+3
Was this before or after they found the parasite in his brain?
3
null-character1 day ago
+3
This is serial killer type shit
3
plazagirl1 day ago
+3
It’s so satisfying seeing him age with the face he deserves.
3
technofox011 day ago
+3
I was wondering where the p**** jokes were coming from about this nutjob on other subs. It all makes sense now and I am not surprised he did this. I don't even want to know why he did it.
3
SnarkyPuppy-04171 day ago
+3
Was this prior to his obsession with stealing people's scabs?
3
BVoLatte14 hr ago
+3
My favorite part is he expresses that while he was doing it he was thinking about what a bunch of weirdos his relatives are
3
Main-Tea-220112 hr ago
+3
At this point I’d be more surprised if anyone from this administration did something normal in their life.
3
cytherian1 day ago
+5
RFK Jr. is a total lunatic. Part of his brain was eaten away by worms. Nobody in their right mind would have him appointed to ANY official government post.
Trump is even more insane.
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brokefixfux1 day ago
+2
How many times does this have to appear in my feed?
2
Hellstorm9011 day ago
+2
And he's me thinking we wouldn't get worse than "I shot my dog because it wouldn't learn"
But they outdo themselves, every time, without fail
2
Numerous_Photograph91 day ago
+2
What is wrong with this guy?
Does he just see dead things on the side of the road and think he has to do something with it?
2
forevercurmudgeon1 day ago
+2
So he cut off a whales head, cut off a raccoons p****, and collected and randomly deposited a bear's corpse. Anything I'm missing ?
2
Realsorceror1 day ago
+2
This isn’t even the weirdest thing he’s done with a dead animal.
2
Smooth_Storm_96981 day ago
+2
Sociopaths in politics? Fork found in kitchen
2
Excellent-Piglet-6551 day ago
+2
WTF is wrong with these degenerates? Can’t believe this pile of garbage is related to JFK.
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SillyMikey1 day ago
+2
This guy is such an embarrassment to the Kennedy name.
2
Special_Loan87251 day ago
+2
If you wrote the headline without saying who it was he would be my first guess.
2
Dry_Action17341 day ago
+2
A full 9 years before the brain worm.
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Oro_Outcast1 day ago
+2
He accidentally trimmed his coke nail so he needed an alternative.
2
freddyd001 day ago
+2
There are definitely skeletons somewhere...
2
Zampano851 day ago
+2
So, we seem to be glossing over that time he took a chainsaw to a (dead) beached whale.
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