This guy needs to go away and embrace his divorced sad sack of shit era.
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periodicsheepMar 28, 2026
+11
he’s hella maga. a true believer.
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No-Stranger2936Mar 28, 2026
+3
It's incredible that a better legacy for him would've been doing those small roles in shitty Adam Sandler films compared to now.
3
Potential_Day_7087Mar 28, 2026
+54
How on earth is this news?
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buttchugrefereeMar 28, 2026
+15
This is an entertainment sublistnook not a news sublistnook.
Rob Schneider, despite being a talentless, festering a****** of a douchebag, still qualifies as being an entertainer.
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mvallas1073Mar 29, 2026
+2
You have to realize that people such as the person you’re responding to and myself are seeing this headline/sublistnook via r/news.
That’s why he’s asking this question, much like myself.
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hamilton_morrisMar 28, 2026
+15
It matters because he is a leading intellectual in the Republican Party. He may not be as influential as Kid Rock or Stephen Miller, but he is easily one of the smartest people in the entire party. Particularly since Hulk Hogan died.
15
According-Garage8256Mar 28, 2026
+14
Added to the list of sympathizers.
How is this guy relevant still? I can't imagine the majority of people know who the f*** he is anymore.
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According-Garage8256Mar 28, 2026
+6
New concept for him. Hear me out.
"Deuce Bigelow, Male Traitor"
Sorry, can't think of anything that rhymes.
6
DreamTheaterGuyMar 28, 2026
+5
Hes only slightly relevant because Adam Sandler puts him in his movies.
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buttchugrefereeMar 28, 2026
+3
added to the list?
he's been like this for quite a while
3
According-Garage8256Mar 28, 2026
I do not follow him or his career. Didn't even know he was still making movies.
0
buttchugrefereeMar 28, 2026
+1
He tried producing a sitcom about a conservative dad or something a few years ago.... it did not do well
I only know about it because I'm a listnook gremlin
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According-Garage8256Mar 28, 2026
+2
Vaguely remember hearing that. I cut the cord years ago. Haven't had cable/network TV for maybe 5 years. Not surprised I missed it.
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buttchugrefereeMar 28, 2026
+2
everybody missed it because it sucked, and then Rob tried to play it as an anti-conservative hit job or something when it got cancelled.... when really it was just a shitty show that nobody liked
2
montrossityMar 28, 2026
+10
Rob Schneider’s kids are ready to go to the front lines 🦅🇺🇸
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ElectricalArticle887Mar 28, 2026
+12
Pretty sure his daughter legit hates him
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CrissBlissMar 28, 2026
+4
She changed her name
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Daily-Double1124Mar 28, 2026
+2
Good for her! I'd do the same.
2
masterjonmasterMar 28, 2026
+3
Shit I would be embarrassed if he was my dad…. I get it!
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Gmarlon123Mar 28, 2026
+5
Reinstate it for the 55-80 demographic
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Burner_885Mar 28, 2026
+3
Agreed. If he’s so pro draft, he should serve himself.
3
roadblockedMar 28, 2026
+5
Anyone who is too old to be drafted who publicly says they should draft kids to go to war should be forced to be civilian missile pilots
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invisiblebydayMar 29, 2026
+4
That's rich from a guy who himself never enlisted.
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armanese2Mar 28, 2026
+6
Where’s Ja tho? Can’t really decide without Ja Rule weighing in first…
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odiezillaMar 28, 2026
+2
HAS ANYBODY SEEN JA??
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SteamedGamerMar 28, 2026
+3
Hey man, I'm all for it if you go first...
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LtHigginbottomMar 28, 2026
+3
You first, little tiny man.
3
WaySavvyDMar 28, 2026
+3
Another completely irrelevant a******
3
LtM4157Mar 29, 2026
+3
You first, Kenny.
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Vost570Mar 29, 2026
+3
Of course he's never served and since the military isn't in need of 60-something year old failed comedians he'll never have to. But that's MAGA in a nutshell, just an excuse to say "it's all about muh" while wrapping it in a flag.
3
PopCultureOlogistMar 28, 2026
+2
Front of the line Robbie!
2
KurtLoderMTVNewsMar 28, 2026
+2
God this guy is a chode
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beckerrrrrrrrMar 28, 2026
+4
A carrot*
Rated PG-13
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KoreanFilmAddictMar 28, 2026
+2
Rob, I liked you more when you were a democrat. Did you stroke out like Fetterman or something? I can’t understand how you turned into an idiot conservative.
2
Alert_Damage_883Mar 28, 2026
+2
hahaha, what a has been!
2
AFASOXFANMar 28, 2026
+2
Let that d***** go first. With Trump and his kids.
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CrashingOutFrFrMar 28, 2026
+1
I forgot that this eunuch was still alive!
1
masterjonmasterMar 28, 2026
+1
Eunuch implies he had any balls which he doesn’t!
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buttchugrefereeMar 28, 2026
Making judgement calls on people's genitals because of their political beliefs is something that conservatives do....
It's fine to say that Rob Schneider is a giant piece of shit, a talentless hack that only got to where he is by riding Sandler's coattails, and that he's irrelevant and nobody cares about him....but he's a human male, and he probably has testicles.
0
masterjonmasterMar 28, 2026
Nah f*** Rob! He’s literally callin for young man to mandatory fight in a war we shouldn’t even be in and he can enlist himself so that’s no balls!
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buttchugrefereeMar 28, 2026
+1
well, you're wrong.... because unless he had testicular cancer or something, then he probably has both of his testicles
but also, yeah f*** Rob
it's just really f****** strange to talk about the status of someone's genitals simply because you don't like them... it's weird when conservatives do it, and it's just as weird when non-conservatives do it
balls are extremely fragile and hurt a lot when they're even slightly impacted.... balls are not a good measure of toughness or fortitude
you wanna talk about toughness? then let's talk uteruses....Rob Schneider definitely ain't got a uterus
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exophrineMar 28, 2026
+1
"Has Been That Used To Be Famous Decades Ago Says Something,
And A Struggling Blogger Needs A Headline Or Else They're Fired"
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Algae_MissionMar 28, 2026
+1
Start by sending your offspring first, jackass.
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Meet_the_MeatMar 28, 2026
+1
He called for mandatory conscription, not a draft. Let's not pretend he knows what he's talking about. He just needed some attention
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wynnduffyiskingMar 28, 2026
+1
Kid was always a dumb f***
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joemeatMar 28, 2026
+1
This guy would be a nobody if his friends didn't put him in movies ..send yourself across the sea first if you're going to call for it.
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Raise_A_ThothMar 28, 2026
+1
Anyone who isn't in a f****** uniform when they advocate for this shit needs to permanently f*** all the way off.
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Chas_P_AndertonMar 28, 2026
+1
A draft would likely keep us out of more wars.
1
masterjonmasterMar 28, 2026
+1
Well than send yourself Rob! You can do it yourself … all these f****** old ass ppl that can’t even go into war or never were part of the military got a lot to say….
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Glass-Technology5399Mar 28, 2026
+1
Well, I mean if Rob thinks its a good idea..
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drunow21Mar 28, 2026
+1
He tried to hedge by saying you could also “volunteer for a country” but like dude.. you didn’t do ANY of it.
I don’t care if someone who served thinks this way, even if I still think they’re very wrong.. but for a former snl, skating off his friend-ass idiot to say it is just objectively embarrsssng
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kasiagabrielleMar 28, 2026
+1
So now we're asking Deuce Bigalow, European gigolo (who apparently discovered filler) about foreign policy? Has anyone asked Ja?
1
Avellinese_2022Mar 28, 2026
+1
Where did he serve?
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Reasonable_Worth_726Mar 28, 2026
+1
Guys a f****** loser. Why is his opinion being promoted?
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jsilver200Mar 29, 2026
+1
Especially since MAGA hates when celebrities are political… or is that just when they are anti Trump?
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Reasonable_Worth_726Mar 28, 2026
+1
Wtf is ew.com, sounds gross.. ewwww
1
shuipz94Mar 28, 2026
+1
Entertainment Weekly
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RomanticfrysMar 28, 2026
+1
I am assuming he's first in line?
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DarkSock52Mar 28, 2026
+1
How brave of 62-year-old Rob Schneider to volunteer other people's children to die in Trump's wars.
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RMarch21Mar 28, 2026
+1
Is, was and always will be an a******
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LibinkyMar 28, 2026
+1
Never heard of you, now i know why!
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hallonemikecMar 29, 2026
+1
Gee, I was kind of on the fence about the idea of reinstating the draft. But, if Rob Schneider calls for it, it must be a really good idea. /s
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